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00:01Hi, I'm Bob Barker. Don't tell my wife, but I've got a secret.
00:06From Hollywood, the show that reveals all, I've got a secret.
00:12And now let's meet the star of I've got a secret, Steve Allen.
00:25Good evening and welcome.
00:30Welcome to the new I've got a secret. How long can I go on saying it's new? I mean, at
00:33some point it's got to be ridiculous, right?
00:35Anyway, tonight's panelists are a very impressive group. One of our favorites, comedian Pat Carroll, actor, comedian, whatever, farseur, I
00:43think that's one of the things you are, Artie Johnson, the lovely Broadway and TV performer.
00:48I saw her performing on lovely Broadway about a week ago, Anita Gillette, and our anchorman, the immensely amusing Richard
00:54Anchorman, Dawson.
00:55That's a panel for you.
01:03And now we're going to open the great wall and I have every confidence that we will find a contestant
01:09of some kind. Yes, there is a guest.
01:16Would you tell our panel your name, sir?
01:19Jim Killingbeck.
01:20Jim Killingbeck, panel. And where are you from, Jim?
01:23Seattle, Washington.
01:24Seattle. And your age?
01:25Seventeen.
01:26Very mature. Seventeen, wouldn't you say?
01:28Well, panelists, this young man's secret concerns an invention of his that he's going to demonstrate for you momentarily.
01:34But to make sure there's no danger, we're going to lower the safety net here, which we will be able
01:40to do.
01:41And oh, yeah, there it comes, by golly, the old safety net.
01:45Back in place again.
01:46You notice which side I'm on and which side he's on, right?
01:49Panel, at this point, I must ask you to put on your blindfold, and you must do it, too, which
01:53is more important.
01:53If you lower that net over us, I'm going to be very disappointed in you.
01:56So, Jim, if you'll whisper your secret to me through the net, I guess it'll have to be.
02:01We'll let the audience know what your invention is.
02:06That's pretty much.
02:09If you have to whisper, we can see it.
02:11Pardon?
02:11If you have to whisper, we can see it.
02:13As I say, panel, it's something that young Mr. Killingbeck has invented and is prepared now to demonstrate for the
02:20audience, if not for you, visually.
02:22We'll start the questioning with Pat Carroll.
02:23Jim, is this something that flies?
02:30Golly, yes, I guess it does.
02:32Well, you just lost me.
02:35What comes after hello be thy name?
02:38Oh, don't ever do that, Jim.
02:41No, that's unfair.
02:43Oh, well, that sound, whatever it was, it sounded rocketry to me.
02:47Is your invention, and I did say something flying, does it have to do with some form of rocketry?
02:52Yes, it does.
02:54Very good start.
02:55Pat, you may take off your panel.
02:58I started to say.
02:59Take off your mask.
03:02Now, this is the last time I'm going to warn you, Jim.
03:06Oh, this is silly.
03:07I'm the nearest one to whatever it is.
03:10How do we know he's not an arsonist?
03:12Gone mad.
03:14Okay, Artie, it's up to you to do whatever you can.
03:17Does your mother know you do this, Jim?
03:19Yes, she does.
03:20Does she approve of this thing you do?
03:22Or this thing you invented?
03:24Obviously, she does.
03:28Something is happening, and I...
03:30A young man just grabbed one off in the audience.
03:33Yeah?
03:34You ought to sit with the panel for a while.
03:36In a manner of speaking.
03:37What's that?
03:38Nothing, I won't do.
03:39All right.
03:40Good taste, I've thrown a trophy.
03:42Boy, am I glad that thing went off.
03:44Yes, well, you may not take your blindfold off, Artie.
03:46And we'll move along, see what's happening.
03:49If I...
03:51You don't listen, do you, Jim?
03:54I mean, you just don't listen.
03:56I'm just going to sit.
03:57Thank you, Richard.
03:58And, Nita, what do you have in mind in the way of a question or two?
04:00If I pass, will he stop?
04:03Don't worry.
04:04Nita, trust me, there's nothing that can harm you.
04:06Oh, all right.
04:07It's all right.
04:07They don't bite too much.
04:09What?
04:10Is it...
04:11Does it have to do with the launcher?
04:15Your invention?
04:16Is it something that you invented to launch it?
04:19Yes, it does launch up.
04:20I mean, but is it the thing you invented,
04:22is it the launcher or is it the whole rocket and the launcher?
04:26It's the both.
04:26Is it the launcher or the launchee?
04:28Yes.
04:29It's a launcher.
04:32Do you...
04:33Well...
04:34Can I ask a question?
04:39It's all right.
04:40It's all over.
04:40Take your thing off.
04:41Nita, you may now take your blindfold off
04:45and you'll see what's happening.
04:46Richard Dawson, unfortunately, has passed away.
04:48You can torture me.
04:49I'll reveal nothing.
04:50Just a name ranking sir.
04:53Were you anything to do with a blitz in London, Jim?
04:57No, he wasn't around then.
04:58Oh.
05:01Aha.
05:02I have it.
05:03A large snake.
05:07Jim?
05:08Dick?
05:09Jim.
05:09Yes.
05:12With the exception of yourself,
05:13has there been any insanity in your family?
05:16I don't think so.
05:23Is this a buzzer I hear or is this long lost love?
05:28Let's see.
05:28I think it's going to happen again.
05:29You may take your mask off, Richard.
05:31And let's see.
05:32I think...
05:33Yeah!
05:33There goes another one.
05:34The old electronic frisbee game, eh?
05:39That one was...
05:43Where?
05:43All right.
05:45We have just learned...
05:49Ladies and gentlemen,
05:50we just learned that one
05:50went all the way over to Channel 4.
05:52It's really weird.
05:53Anyway, now that you see
05:55what's going on here, panel,
05:56officially,
05:57Mr. Killingbeck's secret
05:57is that he was launching his invention,
05:59a rocket-powered frisbee.
06:01Isn't that nice?
06:03Yes.
06:07You may remember...
06:09You may remember reading about this invention
06:11in the book titled,
06:12Who Needs It?
06:13You possibly saw that.
06:14Anyway, he's going to do a grand finale.
06:16Oh.
06:17And...
06:18We're going to put this down again.
06:22You're going in there, right?
06:23No, I'm just for a moment
06:25to sign his last will and testament.
06:27Are these regular frisbees
06:29you attach the things to?
06:30Right.
06:30I attach the two rocket engines to it.
06:32One at the side to spin it around
06:34and one at the bottom
06:35to push it up into the air.
06:37Good.
06:38That is your basic two rocket frisbee, right?
06:41Your standard two rocket frisbee.
06:42Right.
06:43His and hers.
06:44And, uh...
06:45Well, we're going to lower the net again.
06:46Yes.
06:47Get out of here now.
06:48We had a conversation back there.
06:49You weren't frightened, were you, did you?
06:52No, just...
06:53Now, this is the first time
06:55he has worked with a net.
06:56It's going to be a group launch at this time.
06:58Whenever you're ready, Killingbeck,
07:00fire away there.
07:01Okay.
07:01Stand by.
07:02It's a group launch now.
07:04Hey!
07:05Two!
07:05Oh!
07:07Woo!
07:08Woo!
07:09Woo!
07:12Woo!
07:14Woo!
07:15Woo!
07:17Woo!
07:19Woo!
07:19Woo!
07:20Woo!
07:20Woo!
07:20Woo!
07:21Give me your poor and huddled master.
07:23Get out of here.
07:24I'm wearing a contest in the morning.
07:26Oh, thank you.
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09:41We're early along now.
09:42Meet our next contestants.
09:43Here they come.
09:55Make yourselves comfortable, folks, and tell us your names, if you would, please.
09:59Mr. and Mrs. Decker.
10:01Mr. and Mrs. Decker, and you are from?
10:03Salem, Oregon.
10:05Panel, the Decker's secret concerns something surprising that happened to them both at the same time.
10:09And Mr. and Mrs. Decker, if you'll whisper to me what it was that happened, we'll tell the audience what
10:13it was.
10:18Continue.
10:26As I say, panel, it's something that happened to the Deckers at the same time.
10:29We'll start the questioning with Richard.
10:31It's nice to have both of you here this evening.
10:33You're known as double-deckers, of course, in England, but we'll move along hurriedly and say all fast, please.
10:40Now, could this particular thing that happened to you, Mr. Decker, happen to any of us?
10:46Yes.
10:47Did it happen in your home?
10:49No.
10:49Because I haven't been there for weeks.
10:52Did it happen in this country?
10:55Yes.
10:56Were you on vacation when it happened?
10:58Right.
10:59Were you in a national park of any kind?
11:03No.
11:04Were you in...
11:05I'll withdraw the question.
11:07We'll withdraw the buzzer, then, if that's the way you do it.
11:10Thank you, Richard.
11:10Pat.
11:11Mr. and Mrs. Decker, or I'll ask Mr. Decker, how long have you and Mrs. Decker been married?
11:18Forty-two years.
11:19That wouldn't help you, however.
11:20Oh, doggone it.
11:22That's nice.
11:25Because I thought the secret was you'd met at a swinging singles club or something.
11:29Yeah.
11:32This thing that you did, you did together, was it something that needed prowess from both of you or agility?
11:42No.
11:43Not from them.
11:44A little of it wouldn't have hurt at the time.
11:46Did it have to do with something that occurred to you from some form of transportation?
11:53No.
11:54Not that.
11:55Two down.
11:56Thank you, Pat.
11:56Artie.
11:57Now, you say this happened as part of your vacation.
12:00It happened during a vacation.
12:02Is that right, Mrs. Decker?
12:03Yes.
12:04It happened.
12:06Was this something that physically, that did any physical, was it physical in any sense to you?
12:13Oh, somewhat.
12:14In a sense, yes.
12:15Somewhat.
12:17Oh, now you should talk to Mr. Decker for a while.
12:21No, I won't, because it's a family show.
12:25Are there children involved in this particular feat?
12:28No, just the two of you.
12:30Just Mr. and Mrs. Decker.
12:32What can two people do these days?
12:34All we've established is that there are no children.
12:37I see.
12:37Anita.
12:38When this, Mr. Decker, when this thing happened to you, were you out of doors?
12:44Yes.
12:46Did it involve an animal of some sort?
12:49No.
12:50That's a matter of opinion.
12:51It didn't involve an animal.
12:52No, no.
12:53Just a little joke.
12:54But was there another object involved?
12:57Yes.
12:58Did something scare you?
13:00No.
13:02Just so that you're not misled, a momentary fright might have been involved.
13:06The Decker secret, you probably read about it, didn't know their names.
13:11Spiro Agnew hit them both at the same time with a golf ball.
13:14Oh.
13:22Actually, it's not nice to joke about this because Spiro, most of the time, he plays golf like an expert,
13:29a karate expert.
13:31But I understand that you two were in the 71 Bob Hope Desert Classic.
13:35Is that right?
13:35When the thing happened?
13:36And we have a little bit of videotape or film, I'm not sure which it is, of the incident, which
13:40we're going to see now.
13:40And you can tell us just what happened when the vice president let go, as he's about to do here.
13:47He's taking his swing.
13:48And right away, he winces, he knows he's in trouble.
13:52We've all done that sort of thing.
13:54The ball skewed off sharply to the right, hit me on the arm roll, down on my wife's lap.
13:59My goodness.
14:00And did he realize right away what had happened, that he'd hit you, that sort of thing?
14:04Oh, he knew he had to hit somebody.
14:08What did he say to you, Mrs. Decker, when he came over here?
14:10Well, he was terribly sorry.
14:12And he kissed my arm.
14:14He was probably aiming at something else.
14:18But anyway, he did a very nice thing, as I say.
14:20He apologized, and he presented you with some kind of a little get well present, as it were.
14:26Your draft notice.
14:28What was the gesture he made?
14:30Well, he passed on a trip that he'd won at Atlanta as the world's worst golf shot.
14:35It involved a week's trip to the Miami Golf Tournament.
14:38All expenses paid.
14:39Very nice gesture indeed.
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16:52And now let's meet the host of the new Price is Right, the new Bob Barker, ladies and gentlemen.
16:56Here he is.
17:06Welcome to I've Got a Secret, Bob.
17:09It's a pleasure to be here.
17:11There's a stagehand back here with a frisbee sticking out of his head.
17:14Did you know that?
17:15Yes.
17:16Anyway, I can understand why.
17:17We wish, by the way, to congratulate you on the ratings your new show is getting.
17:20Oh, thank you.
17:21All of us are most grateful for the response to the show.
17:25It's been fantastic.
17:26It really is.
17:26Well, now, panel, we're going to play the new Price is Right game, so to speak, with Bob in just
17:31a moment.
17:32And it's time for me, therefore, to confess to you four that our staff raided your separate homes and apartments
17:39and came back with some special items that we will have the audience bid for.
17:45Not one of my children.
17:46Oh.
17:48Well, you didn't get a bid for my wife, did you?
17:50Oh, Gisela would give you an invasion map of Poland.
17:53And remember, now, they are really things of yours, and the audience, if their bidding is successful, will really take
17:59them away.
17:59You won't own them anymore.
18:00We have decided that.
18:01That breaks the show business, kid.
18:03As a matter of fact, some of the things they're bidding on, we want them to take away.
18:07Wouldn't be a bad idea.
18:08So your job at the moment, panelist, is to guess what item it is that Bob and the group are
18:13working on.
18:14Here.
18:14I guess that's clear enough.
18:15We all set to go, Bob?
18:16Ready to go.
18:16You'll record the bids, will you, Steve?
18:18I'll mend the blackboard and something.
18:19All right, now, we have four contestants up there, do we, Johnny?
18:22Right.
18:22Would you stand them up there, and we'll get down to business.
18:25Now, contestants, make your bids in dollars, if you will, please.
18:29And the one of you who bids nearest to the retail price of this item without going over wins the
18:35item.
18:35Now, let me show you what you're bidding on first.
18:37I'll do this back here so that the panel can't see.
18:39Now, this is what you're bidding on first.
18:46And here's the real thing right here.
18:49This is the real thing.
18:51Very good.
18:52Now, in dollars, let's have your first bid.
18:54This is Ellen Pratt.
18:55All right, Ellen, what's your bid?
18:56Five dollars.
18:58All right, she has bid five dollars.
18:59Artie, this is something of yours.
19:01Some kind of sports equipment?
19:07Well, in his case, I think it is.
19:13As a matter of fact, it may be.
19:15I don't know.
19:16But generally, no.
19:17But generally, not.
19:18No, generally, not.
19:19Next bid, Marlene Sharbaugh.
19:20Marlene, what would you bid?
19:24Seven dollars.
19:25Seven dollars.
19:26All right, now, Artie, you may ask me another question about it.
19:29Ah.
19:30Oh.
19:32Might be sports equipment.
19:34Well, now, that's not.
19:35No, no.
19:36Normally, this would not.
19:37Is it a piece of, is it some kind of clothing?
19:39Yes, yes.
19:40It is some kind of clothing.
19:42All right.
19:42Here's Bert Richardson.
19:43Bert, what do you bid on this item?
19:45Eight dollars.
19:46Eight dollars it is.
19:47And, Artie, you can give me another question now.
19:49It's not a sweatshirt of some kind.
19:52No, it's not a sweatshirt.
19:53No.
19:53Janet, speak.
19:54All right, one last bid.
19:55Janet, what do you bid?
19:57Eight fifty.
19:57No, in dollars.
19:59Dollars?
20:00Even dollars.
20:01How much?
20:02Nine.
20:02Nine dollars.
20:03Nine dollars it is.
20:04One last question, Artie.
20:05I don't know what question it is.
20:06Well, I'll show you what it is.
20:08It is your night shirt.
20:11No, you're night shirt.
20:12You know what I mean?
20:13Why did she get coming away for her?
20:16Wait a while.
20:17I just bought that in Germany for me.
20:20He's even smaller than I thought.
20:22No, no, wait a while.
20:23This is a very special kind of night shirt.
20:25Don't tell me about it.
20:26Don't tell me about it.
20:27That's got a great deal of...
20:29I do want to know how much did you pay for it, Artie?
20:32Huh?
20:32Ten dollars.
20:32How much did you pay for it?
20:33How much did I pay?
20:33I paid 33 marks for it.
20:35Well, how much is that in dollars?
20:3733 marks would be about nine and a half dollars.
20:40Nine and a half, so...
20:41Well, then Janet at nine dollars is the winner.
20:43Ten dollars something.
20:43Janet, it's yours.
20:45And you can have it.
20:48All right, now, our next item up for bids.
20:51Our next item up for bids.
20:53Oh!
20:55And here are...
20:59Here's part of it.
21:02And...
21:07Well, you get the idea.
21:08That's the rest of it.
21:09All right.
21:10In dollars, Janet, what's your bid?
21:1225.
21:13Now, this is an item of clothing of yours, Anita.
21:16And you bid $25.
21:17We got a laugh like that?
21:19And you may ask me a question.
21:21Well, is it something I wear?
21:23Yes, it's something that you wear.
21:25All right, Bert?
21:26That's the question.
21:27$17.
21:28$17?
21:30Another question?
21:31I don't have any flimsy things, I don't think.
21:35You don't now.
21:36On special occasions, I do.
21:38No, is it...
21:40Do I wear it at night?
21:41Like, do I wear it at night?
21:44Well, you might wear it at night, yes.
21:46It would depend on where you were going.
21:47What's your bid?
21:48Good morning.
21:49$15.
21:50How much?
21:51$15.
21:51$15.
21:52And another question?
21:53Uh, is it long?
21:56No, of all the things it is, it's not long.
21:59Ellen?
22:00$18.
22:01$18.
22:02And one last question.
22:03$18?
22:03I don't have anything worth $18.
22:05Is it, um...
22:06Well, I do, but, uh...
22:08Is it...
22:09Is it...
22:09Are they briefs of some sort?
22:11P-p-p-pandies?
22:12It's one of the briefest I've ever seen, as a matter of fact.
22:15It is not a pink panty.
22:16What is it?
22:16It is a purple bikini.
22:19Oh!
22:20There you are.
22:22Oh, I remember that old schmocker.
22:25How much did you pay for your purple bikini?
22:28Oh, that was about...
22:29Oh, that was $22.
22:31$22.
22:31Steve, who's our winner?
22:32That means, the other one having gone over...
22:34Ellen at 18 is our winner.
22:35Ellen...
22:37You'll be a beautiful winner.
22:40Ellen, the next item up for vids here is right here.
22:44These are exciting items.
22:46This is it.
22:48Right there.
22:49And, Dick, this is something of yours, Dick Dawson.
22:53I just remembered where I left my umbrella.
22:56It's a...
22:56It's a receptacle.
22:58I'll tell you that much.
22:59I'm sorry.
22:59It's something of yours, and it's a receptacle.
23:02It's a receptacle.
23:03All right, Ellen.
23:04I'll say $15.
23:06$15, she says.
23:07Ask me a question about it, Richard.
23:09Would it be my bread bin, where we put the bread?
23:12No, it wouldn't be your bread bin.
23:13No, it would not.
23:14Harleen?
23:15$12.
23:16$12?
23:19Oh, my cufflink box.
23:21No, not your cufflink box.
23:23Bert?
23:24$24.
23:24$24.
23:27We're here, $25.
23:29You may.
23:30We have one more boot.
23:31Would it be jack boots that I have?
23:35Big boots.
23:36No, not boots.
23:38Janet?
23:38I really put my foot in that one.
23:39How much?
23:40$16.
23:40$16 it is, Steve, for Janet.
23:42And one last question, Richard.
23:44Would it be the goldfish bowl that we have?
23:48Well, I don't...
23:49With a whale on it.
23:50I don't think so, unless you keep your fish in the mailbox.
23:53It's your mailbox.
23:54Yay!
23:54Yay!
23:56I'll tell you that in there.
23:58Now, how much did you pay for the mailbox?
24:01Oh, it has the letters and the thing on the...
24:03It was filled with bills when we picked it up.
24:05We'll give those back.
24:06I wonder what my mail was down a poll today.
24:10$15.
24:11$15 he paid for.
24:12Right on the head, Ellen.
24:13And Ellen, you are the winner.
24:16All right.
24:16One last item up for bid.
24:18And the last item up for bid is this.
24:24And here it is.
24:25So that you can see it.
24:29And this is yours, of course, Pat Carroll.
24:31And this is no reflection on you.
24:32But please give me your bids in pennies for this.
24:35What?
24:38In pennies?
24:39Yes, Janet.
24:39$0.39.
24:40$0.39, she says.
24:42Now, this is something that you carry...
24:43I'll raise that!
24:44This is something you carry with you.
24:46I carry with me.
24:48A something...
24:48A purse.
24:49No, it's not a purse.
24:50Bert, what do you bid for it?
24:51$0.43.
24:52$0.43.
24:53An old whiskey bottle.
24:57We took that first, but we dropped it and broke it.
24:59So I had to make a substitute.
25:00Marlene.
25:01$0.49.
25:02$0.49.
25:03Would it be a coin purse?
25:05No, not a coin purse.
25:06What do you say, Ellen?
25:07Say $0.50.
25:07How much?
25:08$0.50.
25:08$0.50.
25:09$0.50.
25:10One last question.
25:10Well, I carry tools in my purse sometimes.
25:13Could it be a measuring tool?
25:15No, this is not a tool.
25:17It may sound like one at times.
25:19It's your kazoo.
25:21Your kazoo.
25:22And how much did you...
25:26How much did you spend for your kazoo?
25:28I think they go...
25:30That was one of the cheaper ones.
25:31They go for about $0.39.
25:34$0.39.
25:35Janet is our winner.
25:36Janet is the winner.
25:39And Janet, you enjoy.
25:41Thank you, Pop.
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