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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own happiness
00:00:12I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere
00:00:16all right I'll handle this keep searching
00:00:19fuck me sideways
00:00:30Where is she?
00:00:32I'm sure she'll be here soon
00:00:46Just let it go
00:00:48It's okay
00:01:02I now pronounce you husband and wife
00:01:04Pick her up! Come on!
00:01:08Lift your pride!
00:01:09Pick her up! Pick her up! Come on!
00:01:17You better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:25One year just survive one year and then I'll be free
00:01:35Let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:38I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish
00:01:41Don't catch any feelings for me okay?
00:01:46Because in a year you and I will be done
00:01:49Period
00:01:51Perfect
00:01:51I was kind of getting worried you started drooling over my irresistible channel
00:01:59Since we're both here for our families let's lock this with a one year contract
00:02:04Cleaning simple works for both of us
00:02:07Okay
00:02:15Alright
00:02:16Rule number one
00:02:17No sex, no snooping, sib-zero, zilch for the year
00:02:20Okay
00:02:21Number two
00:02:23If either needs a plus one for public events the other shows up
00:02:27Alright?
00:02:28Rule number three
00:02:29Common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32Judith gets the master suite
00:02:35This is my house
00:02:37Why do you get the master suite?
00:02:45Because you're a strong gentleman
00:02:50And I'm your wife
00:02:52You're a lot stronger and taller than I am
00:02:54What was that?
00:02:55Nothing
00:02:58Fine
00:03:08God damn
00:03:09What?
00:03:10Nothing
00:03:13Nothing
00:03:15Okay
00:03:17Well, I'm done
00:03:18Woo, perfect
00:03:21I'm just kidding
00:03:22Yep
00:03:30I'm just gonna level with you, okay?
00:03:32I mean, you literally just got married
00:03:34And instead of spending time with your new wife
00:03:36You hang out with me in some workplace bar
00:03:38Look
00:03:40Is Judith objectively hot?
00:03:42Yes
00:03:43Does she have an incredible body?
00:03:46Yes
00:03:47But
00:03:49She's not Evelyn
00:03:51I'm only marrying Judith because my dad wanted me to
00:03:55And I need to secure Evelyn's future
00:03:58Dude, that's my dream girl
00:04:01And Judith is weird
00:04:02I mean, first night we lived together, she took my room
00:04:06My room
00:04:08Who does that?
00:04:10No, that's cold, man
00:04:12That's cold
00:04:15So what do you wanna do?
00:04:16You wanna get back with her or...
00:04:19What?
00:04:20Okay, what do you suggest?
00:04:22Take some notes
00:04:23On myself?
00:04:25Her
00:04:25Oh
00:04:26Yeah
00:04:27No, what?
00:04:28What?
00:04:29I'm not gonna blackmail my wife
00:04:30Why not?
00:04:32It's easy
00:04:32Well, okay, well it's not blackmail, but...
00:04:35It's blackmail, Vincent, this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife
00:04:39It's fucking crazy, dude
00:04:43What do you suggest?
00:04:47Take some notes
00:04:47Not myself
00:04:49No, her
00:04:50Oh!
00:04:52I don't know what you heard, but I promise you, it's only half the truth
00:04:56I mean, I would never go along with Vincent's plan
00:04:58He's crazy and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery
00:05:01The public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it
00:05:05What if I post this on Facebook or Instagram?
00:05:07No, please
00:05:09It would ruin my family's reputation and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:14Just don't
00:05:23What do you want from me?
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28What shall I do to you?
00:05:38What shall I do to you?
00:05:40Such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:45No!
00:05:45I have to remain loyal to Evelyn
00:05:48What are you doing?
00:05:50I have a girlfriend
00:05:51And we had a deal
00:05:52Can I calm down?
00:05:54I'm just after a little payback
00:05:58Hand over the Sunset Island Resort
00:06:01And I'll delete this recording
00:06:04Otherwise...
00:06:05No, no, no
00:06:07I'll do it
00:06:10Good boy
00:06:26I hate milk
00:06:28That's my milk
00:06:38My princess is coming home
00:06:40My princess is coming home
00:06:40Thank you
00:06:49Shhh!
00:07:08Evelyn?
00:07:09Avery?
00:07:22I missed you.
00:07:24I missed you.
00:07:49Oh, I'm a big couple.
00:07:51I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:54Is this for me?
00:07:55Yes.
00:08:04Evelyn.
00:08:06Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:08Oh, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:11Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:13Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:16Who the hell am I?
00:08:19You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:21What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:23Why did you even bring me here if he's going to pick you up?
00:08:26Oops, I was group texting.
00:08:29Oh, Avery, you are so adorable and naive as always.
00:08:36And you're just okay with this?
00:08:38Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:40She's the honest after all.
00:08:42Right.
00:08:43Uh, well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:09:17Why are you so cruel?
00:09:25I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:40I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:42I hate you.
00:09:43I hate you.
00:09:45I hate you.
00:09:46You're a creep.
00:09:47You're a creep.
00:09:48Don't talk to me.
00:09:51I'm sorry.
00:10:00I miss you every day.
00:10:04I miss you so much.
00:10:06Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:10I know it helps, but only this time.
00:10:20Hey there.
00:10:29Evelyn!
00:10:32Evelyn!
00:10:36How could you betray me like that?
00:10:39I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:42I saved myself for you.
00:10:48No!
00:10:49Mommy!
00:10:51I miss my mommy.
00:10:52I miss my daddy.
00:10:57I'm so tired.
00:11:01I'm so sad.
00:11:02I'm so...
00:11:05so...
00:11:07so alone.
00:11:10Poor thing.
00:11:12The parents gone, and the girl left you high and dry.
00:11:16Yes, I...
00:11:17I'll tell you some slack.
00:11:25Okay.
00:11:26Okay.
00:11:27I'm gonna...
00:11:28No.
00:11:29You better bite him.
00:11:31Yep.
00:11:32Okay.
00:11:33Up we go.
00:11:34Hello.
00:11:35I told you.
00:11:36Um...
00:11:37I cannot drink you either.
00:11:38That's the last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:40Oh, yeah?
00:11:41Oh.
00:11:41Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:42Yep, yep, yep.
00:11:44Alright, did it in there.
00:11:45Yeah, there you go.
00:11:47I'm not drunk.
00:11:50In fact...
00:11:51How about another round?
00:11:53Oh!
00:11:54Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:56Quiet, you stink man.
00:11:59Judith...
00:11:59Come here.
00:12:02I'm smoking wet.
00:12:04I know.
00:12:12Shhh.
00:12:29Okay, wait.
00:12:31No.
00:12:32No.
00:12:35No.
00:12:38Don't play with a man.
00:12:42That's all you got?
00:12:44No.
00:12:46No.
00:12:49No.
00:12:50That's all you got?
00:12:59My time's over.
00:13:01Time to get down and do some real business.
00:13:04God, she's hot.
00:13:05I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:11So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:15Yep.
00:13:16Why? What do you have in mind?
00:13:19Nothing.
00:13:22No.
00:13:38Hmm.
00:13:42Hmm...
00:13:47What the fuck!
00:13:48I just, I just like trying out different hairstyles.
00:13:52Oh.
00:13:53Okay.
00:13:54So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:56Different role-play stuff.
00:13:58You kinky?
00:13:58Yeah?
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:09What the fuck?
00:14:10What?
00:14:11Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:26I'm not drunk.
00:14:28In fact, I've had another round.
00:14:34God, I'm drunk.
00:14:36Okay, Judith.
00:14:37Judith, Judith.
00:14:38What?
00:14:39I'm so white right now.
00:14:43Ah!
00:14:47No!
00:14:48No!
00:14:49No!
00:14:51No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:59Hi, three.
00:15:01Come here, darling.
00:15:03Oh!
00:15:03Fuck!
00:15:04Why?
00:15:05I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:07Your wide-eyed baby-deer routine?
00:15:10Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show.
00:15:13What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:15Stop playing dumb.
00:15:16Did you sink Charlene's company on purpose?
00:15:19Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:22No!
00:15:22No!
00:15:23What?
00:15:23I don't know what you're saying!
00:15:24Okay, I have to.
00:15:26It's not here.
00:15:32I did.
00:15:33Wait.
00:15:34This is between Avery and I.
00:15:36Who the hell are you?
00:15:42I did.
00:15:49This is between Avery and I.
00:15:50I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:51You got a problem with that?
00:15:56You sick, cheating bastard!
00:15:58How could you?
00:16:00Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:03I...
00:16:04Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:08Girls are firing.
00:16:09Hmm, bitch?
00:16:13Listen.
00:16:14Look.
00:16:15Sugar.
00:16:16You get Charlie out of this mess.
00:16:18Whatever it takes.
00:16:19You do that.
00:16:21A little favor for me.
00:16:22I promise.
00:16:23I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:25I don't care about the ring.
00:16:27How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:31Cause I'm already married.
00:16:35No.
00:16:37You can't be serious.
00:16:38You're not picking this mama bear over me!
00:16:41This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be,
00:16:44so why don't you take your knock-off sheet and dress
00:16:46and walk it back down Santiali where you came from, bitch?
00:16:49Bye!
00:16:50You were tearing me for me.
00:16:54Just for the intimacy.
00:16:58Thanks.
00:17:00No worries.
00:17:04Hello?
00:17:06Hey, man.
00:17:07Uh, remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:38Oh, there's food.
00:17:39Finally.
00:17:41Oh, there's food.
00:17:41Mm-hmm.
00:17:54Cheers.
00:17:55Like, she's a normal amount.
00:17:58You look thin.
00:17:59You should poke up.
00:17:59Here, have a cupcake.
00:18:00I'm good, I don't... I'm watching a figure.
00:18:03Eat a cucumber.
00:18:03No, please, eat a cucumber.
00:18:09I am so sorry.
00:18:11I'm simply upholding my allegation to public display my special affection that you sign off on.
00:18:18Besides, watching your screens have fun.
00:18:21Sweetheart, you should try this. It looks divine. You might actually like it.
00:18:23No, I'm not gonna help. No prediction.
00:18:24Oh, what?!
00:18:36You're a beautiful miss.
00:18:39Listen, no one. You are.
00:18:42Judith. Pleasure. Listen, no one.
00:18:44Judith. That lovely name.
00:18:49My wife, my wife and I, we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:54We have lots of friends because we're married and popular. Bye.
00:19:00No.
00:19:01No.
00:19:01Shit, please.
00:19:02Okay.
00:19:04We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:11You need to stay away from that guy, okay? He's trouble.
00:19:15Oh!
00:19:16Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:19I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:26What are you doing?
00:19:28You're a bad liar.
00:19:30Pupils blown.
00:19:33Heart-hunchy babies.
00:19:41Whoa!
00:19:49Whoa!
00:19:51Whoa!
00:19:51Whoa!
00:19:51Whoa!
00:19:52I guessed her!
00:19:55Ow!
00:19:57Ah!
00:19:58Yeah!
00:19:59Oh!
00:20:01Oh!
00:20:03Whoa!
00:20:07Aw!
00:20:08Oh!
00:20:09Oh!
00:20:09Oh!
00:20:09Oh!
00:20:10Oh!
00:20:10Can you hear me?
00:20:15Breathe dammit!
00:20:26I'm alive.
00:20:33She looks lovely to me when she's sleeping.
00:20:52Is that what I look like?
00:20:54You know, whatever, man. She's your wife.
00:20:58Okay?
00:21:04So, how are you feeling, man?
00:21:06Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:10No, I really owe you for earlier. Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:14Dude, credit where credit's due?
00:21:17Your wife is the hero.
00:21:19That pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:35My wife. A guy. No way. What was I thinking?
00:21:58What's going on?
00:22:02What's going on?
00:22:13What's going on?
00:22:13They're pulling me out.
00:22:23Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:24What? Look who's breathing again.
00:22:27You two have your moment. I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:29Alright, bye, sweetums.
00:22:32So...
00:22:33How's Bedford's treating you, buddy?
00:22:35Shut your trap up.
00:22:36Whoa! Easy, killer.
00:22:39Oh, damn, son. You got bad.
00:22:42Maybe.
00:22:43But sh...
00:22:45It's temporary.
00:22:47She's temporary.
00:22:48So?
00:22:49Dude, come on.
00:22:50Just play husband for real.
00:22:53Come on.
00:22:53Wine her. Dine her.
00:22:54Take her on the balcony.
00:22:56Overlooking the ocean.
00:22:57And just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:01That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:03You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:05I...
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:07Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:11Does she even know she's married?
00:23:14No, Miss Judith.
00:23:20It's funny we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:22Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:25Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:28Cannot blame moths for being attracted to a...
00:23:31Supernova.
00:23:33How poetic.
00:23:34Yeah, I bet that line works at front stops.
00:23:37May I ask?
00:23:38Do you have a sister?
00:23:40Why you ask?
00:23:42You remind me of my friend.
00:23:43He has the same...
00:23:46Eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:48You.
00:23:49Oh, really? What's she like?
00:23:51Sweet. Lively.
00:23:52I can show you a picture.
00:23:54Could it be...
00:23:56Judith?
00:24:07Stay away from us, what?
00:24:14Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
00:24:18What are you freaking out about?
00:24:21I need to tell you something.
00:24:24I...
00:24:25Hey!
00:24:25There you guys are!
00:24:28Oh!
00:24:29Happy birthday, man.
00:24:31Sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:33It's okay, it's okay.
00:24:34It's okay, it's okay.
00:24:35Hey, just...
00:24:35Hang on a second.
00:24:37Got a nice bottle of wine for ya.
00:24:48Add a little something extra.
00:24:49Enjoy.
00:25:00What do you...
00:25:01What do you want to say at the bar?
00:25:04Screw it.
00:25:05Now or never.
00:25:07Judith?
00:25:10Would you be my wife?
00:25:11Like, for real?
00:25:14No tape backs.
00:25:23Come here.
00:25:25Why are you so strong?
00:25:27You're like... good...
00:25:28Oh my god!
00:25:36Maybe shower first?
00:25:40Okay.
00:25:41I love this kinky stuff.
00:25:44But...
00:25:44Maybe we could go slow.
00:25:46I think I'm getting first time jitters.
00:25:48I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:49I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:51Like 300 women.
00:25:52That seems like a lot.
00:25:53Like...
00:25:53Don't shut up.
00:25:57Okay.
00:25:58Okay.
00:25:59Okay.
00:26:01Okay.
00:26:06Wait!
00:26:07What's going on?
00:26:09What the hell are you?
00:26:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:11I told you.
00:26:12No tape backs.
00:26:14Get over here.
00:26:17God.
00:26:29You're welcome.
00:26:32You're welcome.
00:26:54Holy shit! I slept with a man!
00:27:00Is this a man?
00:27:01No, no way. No, this can't be happening.
00:27:03No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:27:09Wake up! Wake the fuck up!
00:27:14Morning, honey.
00:27:15What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:20Easy! Easy, eh, easy, eh.
00:27:23Okay.
00:27:25I'm...
00:27:27I'm James Bolton.
00:27:30And...
00:27:30Judas Brugger.
00:27:33Yeah, we...
00:27:33We're kind of sure.
00:27:38What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:40Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:42Okay, I know this is...
00:27:44She bailed the wedding.
00:27:46And to save our family the shame.
00:27:49I had no choice.
00:27:50I wasn't myself.
00:27:51Get the fuck away from me!
00:27:52Ow!
00:27:54Fuck!
00:27:55Are you okay?
00:27:56Guys, I'm fine!
00:27:58Just...
00:27:59Get out!
00:27:59I'm fine!
00:28:20Hey, uh...
00:28:21Want some help?
00:28:22No.
00:28:24Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:27No!
00:28:27I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:29This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me, so please don't tell anybody.
00:28:34Okay, fine.
00:28:35Just rest up.
00:28:39Everything hurts.
00:28:40Oh my god, what is that?
00:28:43What an animal!
00:28:45My back!
00:28:47Ow!
00:28:56I got the meds.
00:28:59Just leave me alone.
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:02It's not gonna get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:11I can do it myself.
00:29:14It's...
00:29:14It's all my fault.
00:29:15Let me fix what I...
00:29:15I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
00:29:18Come on.
00:29:19You can't even see your own back, Avery.
00:29:21Let me help.
00:29:24What are you trying to do, flex it?
00:29:29Here.
00:29:30Let me do it.
00:29:32Hey!
00:29:33What are you doing?
00:29:34It's my back that hurts.
00:29:39Ow!
00:29:40Okay, let it happen.
00:29:43It's okay.
00:29:44It's okay.
00:29:44It's okay.
00:29:45Shh.
00:29:48Avery.
00:29:50I'm really sorry about last night and about lying.
00:29:56Yeah, I get it.
00:29:58Honestly, it's new for me too and this is messing with my head.
00:30:02I'm gonna give you space.
00:30:04I'm gonna bounce it to my place.
00:30:08Call me if you need it.
00:30:23Twice a day.
00:30:25What?
00:30:28You want it twice a day?
00:30:30One time I already almost killed me.
00:30:50I should punish you.
00:30:54What shall I do to you?
00:30:59I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:01Got a problem with that?
00:31:08How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:12And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:33Like hell I will.
00:31:39Unfreaking believable.
00:31:40Not one damn call.
00:31:42No.
00:31:51Hey.
00:31:52Uh, I, I just, um, so, uh, you want to hang out tomorrow?
00:32:25Something you'll like, or never seen a hot guy before?
00:32:29Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:36A delightful surprise.
00:32:42Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:46He's the mayor.
00:32:48A thousand apologies, you cannot blame a man.
00:32:51The Walton beauty is legendary.
00:32:56James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:01I want to take you to dinner, just the two of us.
00:33:04That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:06Sorry, taken.
00:33:08We're running late.
00:33:18That damn kitchen piece.
00:33:21I always get what I want.
00:33:36So Vincent, I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:41Like you were a man.
00:33:45How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:47History, or?
00:33:48Nah, nah.
00:33:49I just met him at Maton's birthday.
00:33:52You were there too, remember?
00:33:53Yeah, nice try playing it cool.
00:33:56You were totally jealous.
00:33:59I wasn't jealous.
00:34:00I'm not jealous.
00:34:02I don't care.
00:34:04I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:07Guess not.
00:34:16Straight A since sixth grade.
00:34:19My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:23The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:28Perfect air.
00:34:30Flawless statue.
00:34:33Fucking trophy case.
00:34:41No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:46This beach.
00:34:48The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:53The only place where I can just...
00:34:57exist.
00:35:00Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:06Why'd you call me?
00:35:08Why'd you call me?
00:35:24Why'd you call me?
00:35:30Maybe here's my ghost,antic.
00:35:31I bet you all are peas.
00:35:32For the beauty of this Π΄Π°Π»me.
00:35:32Take a little one.
00:35:33See you later or the rΓ©vide...
00:35:36Wait, wait.
00:35:36Wait, I just... I just... I need... I need, uh...
00:35:40I just gotta get some...
00:35:45Did... Did I do something wrong, or...?
00:35:52I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:35:56I knew that she was a guy.
00:35:59But, like...
00:36:01I can't get over it.
00:36:03Look at that face of his weaponized charm.
00:36:05I mean... God, straight, gay...
00:36:08I mean, it doesn't really make a difference.
00:36:10He just wrecks people, man.
00:36:12I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:15Is he that confused?
00:36:16Go test the lottos a little bit. Dip your toes, you know?
00:36:19Go faking yourself out. You're a grown boy.
00:36:21You need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:36Hey, handsome.
00:36:39Buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:45Yeah, I'm into women.
00:36:48Straight guys love Halloween.
00:36:49That's the script.
00:37:02You like what you see?
00:37:06Yeah.
00:37:07Yeah.
00:37:08I shouldn't feel guilty.
00:37:10I mean, he lied.
00:37:11And I married Judith.
00:37:12His sister.
00:37:13My actual wife.
00:37:14Who I've never even met.
00:37:16It's a contract marriage, so...
00:37:18No rules broken.
00:37:19Okay.
00:37:21You like it rather?
00:37:23Oh.
00:37:27This doesn't feel right.
00:37:29What's wrong?
00:37:39Aren't you in the mood, Charlie?
00:37:42Leave it to me.
00:37:47Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:53Yo.
00:37:59For real?
00:38:01I'm sorry.
00:38:02It's not you.
00:38:02I just...
00:38:03I don't think I am who I thought I was.
00:38:08Yo.
00:38:10I'm an idiot.
00:38:11You don't need me at all enjoying your night.
00:38:14No.
00:38:15This is not what it looks like.
00:38:17I just...
00:38:17Save it!
00:38:18Okay?
00:38:20I get it.
00:38:30Bless you.
00:38:38Hey!
00:38:40What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:44No eye deer?
00:38:50Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:00Shhh.
00:39:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:03Be quiet!
00:39:09Ugh.
00:39:10Kill me now.
00:39:20James!
00:39:22James!
00:39:24James!
00:39:25James!
00:39:25James!
00:39:26James!
00:39:27James!
00:39:28James!
00:39:29James!
00:39:30Want to play with little bunny?
00:39:35Come on, please.
00:39:36Just...
00:39:37Forgive me.
00:39:38Please.
00:39:39Just get in the car.
00:39:58James!
00:39:59So...
00:40:01Okay, fine.
00:40:01I'm sorry about the other day, but I promise nothing happened with her.
00:40:04I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:08Why'd you take her home?
00:40:09I was drunk.
00:40:11And I...
00:40:12I was scared.
00:40:14I never felt this way about a guy before.
00:40:16Honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:18But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:21Trust me.
00:40:22I trust you.
00:40:23What?
00:40:25I'm just...
00:40:26I feel so hurt right now.
00:40:36How are you gonna pick it up today?
00:40:48Impressive.
00:40:54What?
00:41:06As you know.
00:41:08I don't know.
00:41:09Wow.
00:41:09No problem.
00:41:11I'm just losing to you.
00:41:13Sorry.
00:41:16Ahye!
00:41:22What?
00:41:22I don't know.
00:41:31I'm not angry anymore, you don't have to do anything, you're not ready.
00:41:36I'm ready.
00:41:41Oh, um, I got an exam in the afternoon.
00:41:44We'd be rushed.
00:41:47Oh, um, okay, yeah, no that's fine.
00:41:50I remembered I had an ad meeting this afternoon, anyway, so...
00:41:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:55That's my ad?
00:41:56Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:41:58All right.
00:42:07Come on, hello?
00:42:16What now?
00:42:19Hello?
00:42:20Where are you?
00:42:22I'm on my way.
00:42:23Bye.
00:42:39Avery!
00:42:45James!
00:42:46Avery!
00:42:47James?
00:42:49Avery!
00:42:50James?
00:42:51Avery!
00:42:52James!
00:42:55Avery!
00:42:57James!
00:42:57Avery!
00:43:05Avery!
00:43:15You
00:43:15We're being shy I've seen you naked before I broke my ankles on my hands shut it
00:43:26I can't help it
00:43:28He gets to me
00:43:34Wait a minute
00:43:35Move your hand I can't watch if you're blocking
00:43:48I can do it myself
00:43:50You only suck
00:43:58I can do it myself
00:44:18Faster
00:44:18You have bored of staring?
00:44:20No, silly
00:44:22Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow, Happy Con
00:44:26One week
00:44:27One week
00:44:28One week
00:44:28One week
00:44:29It's a normal amount of time to be apart
00:44:31It's cool
00:44:31I'm cool
00:44:32Who's going?
00:44:34Yeah, it's just the drama crew
00:44:36Liam, Zoe, Phoebe
00:44:38The guys I know from class
00:44:40And the girls from theater
00:44:41You okay?
00:44:43Great
00:44:43But they're all hot as hell
00:44:46You wanna come?
00:44:47Hanging with a bunch of college kids
00:44:50That'd be a disaster
00:44:52No
00:44:53I mean
00:44:54I'm busy
00:44:55Probably got stuff going on
00:44:57Whenever you said that was happening
00:44:58I'm probably busy
00:45:00Doing other stuff
00:45:00Cool things
00:45:01That don't bother you
00:45:03Oh
00:45:20Oh
00:45:30What the fuck do they have to be laughing about
00:46:01Hey, bro, can you tell us the soap back?
00:46:04Uh, yeah, no problem, my guy.
00:46:16Thanks, bro. You're a lifesaver.
00:46:20You got it, boss.
00:46:26Aw, damn, dude.
00:46:28Look at that slippery hand, Steve. Can you tell us the back again?
00:46:31Again? You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:34Sure thing.
00:46:35Yeah, thanks.
00:46:46Hey, it's fun.
00:46:51Aw, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:53Yeah, shut up, Avery.
00:46:57Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:00What are you doing here?
00:47:02I was just overheating, so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:05Nope.
00:47:07This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:09Lord, I can't promise that, uh, I can hold back.
00:47:19I'm so freak-stupid!
00:47:21Yeah!
00:47:26Oh, a woman.
00:47:27Hey, handsome. You wanna get a drink?
00:47:30Sorry, ladies.
00:47:32Hi, James.
00:47:33But, uh, sorry, uh, as you can see, um, he's with me.
00:47:38Ooh!
00:47:41Can you guys support us?
00:47:45Thanks.
00:47:50Well, uh, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:53And you can't keep running away.
00:47:58Oh, yeah, okay.
00:48:00You're not gonna tell me about it.
00:48:02Okay.
00:48:03You know what?
00:48:04I'm gonna find you to fix all this, and...
00:48:08Yeah, you and me.
00:48:10We're done.
00:48:14Wait!
00:48:18You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:20Ooh.
00:48:24This is it.
00:48:36I couldn't stay away.
00:48:39I saw you with all those hot, young people, and I...
00:48:42I was jealous!
00:48:44And it...
00:48:46Kinda freaked me out how much I miss you after just a day.
00:48:53I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:48:56It's...
00:48:57It's honestly kinda scary.
00:49:01I just don't know...
00:49:02I don't know what to do.
00:49:04I shouldn't have said anything.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:06I'm sorry.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:25Avery Rockfeller.
00:49:27Thought I was straight till you walked in.
00:49:31Yeah, it's...
00:49:33It's terrifying.
00:49:36But if it's you...
00:49:39Bring it on.
00:49:41I love you, Avery.
00:49:44Every single day, I think I can't love you more.
00:49:48And then...
00:49:49Tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:55I love you too.
00:50:20Oh!
00:50:22What's that?
00:50:26What's that?
00:50:29What's that?
00:50:30Oh, it's literally your school ring.
00:50:35It was mine.
00:50:37And now it's yours.
00:50:40Follow me.
00:51:03What up?
00:51:04Critical situation downtown.
00:51:06Need you back staff, boss.
00:51:09I'm on my way.
00:51:46James!
00:51:48Bonjour.
00:51:50Vincent?
00:51:52James is in the shower right now.
00:51:53Try again later.
00:51:56Flippity fuck are you doing on James' phone?
00:52:09Hey, is everything okay with the contract, man?
00:52:12What do you know about Vincent Lauren?
00:52:14Vincent?
00:52:15Ah, I mean, not much.
00:52:18I mean, no.
00:52:19Dude, not Jared.
00:52:20Dude, this guy's a total player.
00:52:21He was getting three checks in one.
00:52:23Avery?
00:52:24Yo!
00:52:24Hey!
00:52:27Avery!
00:52:28Yo!
00:52:28Where you going?
00:52:29Dude, if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking murder me!
00:52:31Avery, what the fuck?!
00:52:36Anyway, when I was, like, down on, I was like...
00:52:41Hey!
00:52:46Avery, what the fuck?!
00:52:48You're the player here, James.
00:52:49You are.
00:52:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:51His room!
00:52:51You walked out of his room!
00:52:53And you say, I am the...
00:52:54I cannot be the problem in this relationship!
00:52:56You walked out of his room, James!
00:52:58You're a fucking hypocrite!
00:52:59Saying, I am a player!
00:53:01I think that I am the one that was cheating when you're so clearly the one that's having
00:53:04a fucking full of shit!
00:53:06I can't deal with it anymore!
00:53:08And you're frankly...
00:53:09Yeah, how does my ass look something?
00:53:10You're bad in bed!
00:53:11You have such a problem keeping it up!
00:53:13I mean...
00:53:14I don't know.
00:53:15I don't know.
00:53:15I don't know.
00:53:15There's something...
00:53:18Didn't cheat.
00:53:19Promise.
00:53:26Your story better hold water.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29Okay.
00:53:30Um...
00:53:30Here's what happened.
00:53:36The air closes on soon.
00:53:3830.
00:53:38Get the docks ready, okay?
00:53:45κ±Έch.
00:53:48Then...
00:53:49This is only your attack for the tree!
00:53:53Thanks!
00:53:53Christ!
00:53:54I am so sorry!
00:53:56James!
00:53:57What a small world!
00:53:58Hey!
00:54:00I'm so sorry about this!
00:54:02Please!
00:54:02Let me fix it!
00:54:03Take my shot!
00:54:04I cannot ruin you mean it!
00:54:06Crap!
00:54:07Michelle and my room is busted!
00:54:10Clearly in a room!
00:54:10Rosh, please, let me help you.
00:54:14Yeah, yeah, fuck, yeah, yeah, let's do it.
00:54:17Come on.
00:54:19James, I mean it, I truly admire you.
00:54:22Just give me a shot.
00:54:23Oh.
00:54:27I appreciate it, Mr. Lauren, but my heart is spoken for.
00:54:31I only ask for help because this meeting was crucial for my family.
00:54:39Did I take your meeting?
00:54:42Screw the meeting.
00:54:53Surprise time.
00:54:54I love surprises.
00:54:55Oh, okay, here.
00:54:57Ready?
00:54:58Yeah.
00:55:10Wow.
00:55:16That's insane.
00:55:18You like this beach?
00:55:20I love this beach.
00:55:22Good.
00:55:23Because I bought it 20 minutes ago.
00:55:27Welcome to every beach.
00:55:31Seriously?
00:55:32You didn't actually name an Avery beach, right?
00:55:36Yeah, yeah, no, I was just kidding, no.
00:55:39Name it whatever you want.
00:55:40Thank God.
00:55:42Um.
00:55:44Avery.
00:55:45Hmm?
00:55:46Um.
00:55:49Avery.
00:55:51You're the only person that truly understands me.
00:55:56Honestly, I didn't even know what real love was until I met you.
00:56:05You rewrote my whole life, made it beautiful, made it real.
00:56:12I want it all.
00:56:14Every sunrise, every storm, every goddamn day with you.
00:56:21Avery, Rock Father.
00:56:24Oh, my God.
00:56:27Will you marry me?
00:56:29James Welton.
00:56:31The guy who's all in.
00:56:34Um.
00:56:36Wow.
00:56:36I really don't know how any of this works, but...
00:56:40I would love to keep being your husband.
00:56:54All right.
00:56:58Okay.
00:56:59So, um, Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday.
00:57:03Do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:07I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:24I'd love to see James Welton.
00:57:26Shoot, those Walton's have cooler jeans.
00:57:28This is your hot couple, isn't it?
00:57:30Jesus, they're brothers-in-law.
00:57:31Your imagination's running wild, but I'm here for it.
00:57:37Okay, well, I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar, so I'm going to try one of his special drinks, okay?
00:57:42All right.
00:57:51You're not good enough for him.
00:57:54You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride?
00:57:59We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:02I think he could fool everybody.
00:58:03What do you want?
00:58:05Leave James.
00:58:07Or I'll blow this whole thing wide open.
00:58:10And ruin all of you.
00:58:12Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:13Excuse me?
00:58:14Whoa, whoa.
00:58:15Hello, Jimmy.
00:58:17Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a...
00:58:22Well.
00:58:24So, nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:28Fuck away, Mr. Lauren.
00:58:30Now, excuse us.
00:58:31There's a glory hole in the men's washroom.
00:58:33Well, I'm going to put my mouth around it.
00:58:35He's going to be on the other side.
00:58:37Au revoir.
00:58:46Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:50Let's test that.
00:58:56Do this for me.
00:58:58Tell me all yours.
00:59:06Holy shit!
00:59:08You're all the champs, Walter?
00:59:09Put the heads.
00:59:10I mean...
00:59:11I know he's Judith's brother.
00:59:13I know.
00:59:13How?
00:59:14But...
00:59:15How...
00:59:15How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:17I mean...
00:59:18That's disgusting.
00:59:19Dude...
00:59:20Avery's marrying me.
00:59:21End of story, okay?
00:59:23Oh, by the way, I've got to thank you for that special wine you give to us.
00:59:26Billy, spread things along, you know?
00:59:29I need another one.
00:59:32Let's make another one.
00:59:33Just make another one.
00:59:41So, you think his folks are just going to be cool with all this?
00:59:46Or, like...
00:59:48Just relax.
00:59:49I'll talk to him.
00:59:51Come to my place tomorrow and do this right.
00:59:54Okay.
00:59:59Hello?
01:00:01Hey!
01:00:04Still...
01:00:04Avery?
01:00:05Avery?
01:00:07Hello?
01:00:08Best friend?
01:00:09Dude?
01:00:10What the fuck?
01:00:11Hey?
01:00:12Still sitting here.
01:00:14Whatever.
01:00:39Oh, fun fact, by the way, Dad.
01:00:42Did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole game?
01:00:46Whoreship thing?
01:00:47Like, full-on romance.
01:00:49They even settled down together.
01:00:51Right, right.
01:00:52I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate.
01:00:55He's not exactly that kid, so...
01:01:00Oh, phew.
01:01:04Oh, hell no.
01:01:17Mom?
01:01:19Dad?
01:01:20Avery?
01:01:21Hello?
01:01:22Judith called.
01:01:23She's flying home tomorrow.
01:01:26Says she misses us like crazy.
01:01:27Um, you boys wouldn't mind picking her up.
01:01:32We'll get things back to, uh, normal.
01:01:36Yeah.
01:01:38Sure.
01:01:39Great.
01:01:50James!
01:02:04Wait a minute.
01:02:06Finally came to your senses and ditch your precious boyfriend.
01:02:08We're done. I realize there's nothing more important than you, Mom, and Dad.
01:02:15I'm your sister, and it's time I started acting like it.
01:02:22Whoa, who's the hottie?
01:02:25Oh, he's my, uh...
01:02:28Avery! Right. God, if I knew my hubby was this cute.
01:02:36Don't sweat at home. Talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:43No, yeah, yes, yep.
01:02:46Again.
01:02:47Yep.
01:02:50Woo!
01:02:52Nice.
01:02:53You know, that guy, he was like a total jerk.
01:03:00Frickin' socks.
01:03:03And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I bailed on the wedding.
01:03:07But, like, guys becoming tights is the best thing ever.
01:03:17Avery, I promise you'll be the best wife now.
01:03:21Ever.
01:03:23I believe it.
01:03:23Yeah, dude, we got something to tell you.
01:03:34You're funny.
01:03:36No.
01:03:38Avery.
01:03:40I got really jealous of this guy.
01:03:44Look, we want Harry.
01:03:46So pretty.
01:03:47Yay!
01:03:49And Avery, like, everybody wants him.
01:03:53Like, everybody.
01:03:54Mm-hmm.
01:03:56Yeah.
01:04:00Let's rest your corner.
01:04:03No, but...
01:04:05Fine, 40 minutes.
01:04:07Bye.
01:04:08Hey, uh, I got a ball to campus.
01:04:10Do you have to sneak a hair word I'm gonna say?
01:04:12She's too drunk.
01:04:12Can you just take her home?
01:04:13And I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:15You got it, go.
01:04:15Thank you so much.
01:04:20Oh, sorry, Avery.
01:04:22You're pretty good at winning your liquor.
01:04:25I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:28Oh.
01:04:29Not too good at more than just...
01:04:31I'll have two drinks.
01:04:31No.
01:05:08It's not your fault.
01:05:10We were blackout drunk.
01:05:13I mean...
01:05:17Technically, we are married.
01:05:18Breakfast is ready.
01:05:20I want you, Avery.
01:05:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:26This is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:28I don't remember a thing and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:31It's safe.
01:05:32I need space.
01:05:33Like, a lot of it.
01:05:35I know.
01:05:36Let's not see each other for a while.
01:05:39Not that answer.
01:05:56No, no, no, no.
01:05:58But I have a big deal.
01:05:59No, no, no.
01:05:59I'm not sure.
01:05:59No, no.
01:06:02I would've done nothing.
01:06:02No, I'm not sure.
01:06:11Jesus is pregnant.
01:06:22We're done, every clean break.
01:06:25Let's just get everything back on track.
01:06:29Move on.
01:06:44James, tell me you're fine.
01:06:46I'm sorry.
01:06:52I...
01:06:54I didn't have a choice.
01:06:57My ex had just dumped me.
01:07:04And I was already pregnant when I came back.
01:07:11Look, my kid needs a father.
01:07:14And my parents, like, they can't handle the shame that I've hooked up this disaster.
01:07:23I slipped something in your drink.
01:07:26Just to put you under.
01:07:30Breakfast is ready.
01:07:31I want you, Avery.
01:07:36Nothing actually happened between us.
01:07:42I didn't betray James.
01:07:46Hey, look.
01:07:48He's been on a bender.
01:07:50Ever since you left, okay?
01:07:53It's been bottle after bottle.
01:07:57We can't...
01:07:58We can't reach him.
01:08:00He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:03Avery, please, please.
01:08:05He needs you.
01:08:06No?
01:08:12Coke.
01:08:14Coke.
01:08:17Coke.
01:08:27Coke.
01:08:29Coke.
01:08:30Coke.
01:08:31ΡΠΎΡΠ½ΠΎ.
01:08:36I was dreaming about you.
01:08:39God, I've missed you, Abe.
01:08:43Every damn day.
01:08:51I've missed you too.
01:08:54So much.
01:09:03I don't know.
01:09:17Xavier, don't go!
01:09:22You real?
01:09:28No.
01:09:30No, no, shit, sorry, sorry, I shouldn't do this, I'm sorry.
01:09:37Did you do this baby?
01:09:39It isn't mine.
01:09:46Say that again.
01:09:47Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:50You could ask her, and she'll tell you the truth.
01:10:07Mom, Dad, this is it.
01:10:12I love Avery.
01:10:15I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:18Nobody else.
01:10:21Ever.
01:10:32The way I feel about James, I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:37I mean, what we have, it's like, it's like oxygen, and I don't think I could live without it, if
01:10:45I'm being honest.
01:10:46Losing him, it would be a nightmare.
01:10:51So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing, because it would mean everything to me,
01:10:56and I know it would mean everything to yourself.
01:11:01Honey.
01:11:12My boy's a man now.
01:11:15Son, you go live your life.
01:11:30I'm going to go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape, but I'll be back in two hours.
01:11:47Back to me in my piece, big sexy.
01:11:50Oh.
01:11:51You got it.
01:11:57I got it.
01:12:03I'm going to go.
01:12:07I got it.
01:12:11I got it.
01:12:14Water.
01:12:21One time, no see you, Mr. Rockfell.
01:12:25Vincent, what are you-
01:12:42I'm sorry.
01:12:56You know how I knew that Judith was a fake?
01:13:01Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:09Look at you.
01:13:11His eyes, his lips, wrong.
01:13:17All of it is fucking wrong.
01:13:19No!
01:13:22Nothing like it!
01:13:26My degrees fire that raw, untamed energy.
01:13:33Labels.
01:13:34Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:38Fuck gender!
01:13:40James Walton is something more.
01:13:43I had a plan.
01:13:45I was all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:49How I would take him down.
01:13:50I even used Judith's baby.
01:13:52Mine too!
01:13:54But you had to blow it!
01:13:57Every single time!
01:14:03What's his obsession?
01:14:05What's his obsession?
01:14:07Is it like, this pretty face?
01:14:12Or are you just a psycho between the sheets?
01:14:16You don't even want him!
01:14:18You don't even want him!
01:14:25You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:27You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:31Now...
01:14:32I wonder what sound this will make when I...
01:14:35No, no, no, no, no!
01:14:36No, no, no, no!
01:14:38James...
01:14:43Perfect timing, James!
01:14:46Hixie!
01:14:47Let sis tie you up.
01:14:49And your boyfriend wants food.
01:14:52James...
01:14:53Don't do it.
01:14:54James!
01:14:55What the crap?
01:14:58Good boy!
01:15:00I fucking love you.
01:15:02I'm sorry.
01:15:03No.
01:15:06I'm sorry, James.
01:15:08It's okay.
01:15:09I'm sorry, James.
01:15:11I'm sorry, James.
01:15:14I hate you.
01:15:15You promise me that you give my help
01:15:18that there's this one that he would marry me
01:15:20and that he loves us.
01:15:22Enough!
01:15:23Cut the waterworks, sweetheart!
01:15:25I know!
01:15:26No!
01:15:26You know it!
01:15:28You know how much...
01:15:29I hate when you cry!
01:15:36I did exactly what you said.
01:15:38Let him go.
01:15:42Patience, Prince Charlie.
01:15:44The game has just begun.
01:15:47Now...
01:15:47Option one.
01:15:49I put a bullet...
01:15:51In our little lover boy here.
01:15:54And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:15:57And you walk.
01:16:01Option two.
01:16:03My pick.
01:16:03We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:07And he walks free.
01:16:09Brilliant.
01:16:10Yeah.
01:16:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:16:13Oh!
01:16:15Tick-tock, Rebecca.
01:16:16Time to choose!
01:16:21Speak beach-less, huh?
01:16:23Pathetic.
01:16:25Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:27You're really gonna risk everything for this coward!
01:16:31No!
01:16:32Touch Avery.
01:16:34And you die.
01:16:36If we can't share heaven...
01:16:40We're all brought together in hell.
01:16:46Your fucking dreams.
01:16:48What the fuck?
01:16:53Avery!
01:16:54I'midad!
01:16:55I'm not.
01:16:56I'm not.
01:16:57No.
01:17:00Gage!"
01:17:11Oh...
01:17:12No.
01:17:13Oh...
01:17:13Let's go.
01:17:19I don't know.