00:00I have a mixed opinion on chocolate.
00:02It depends on what kind of day I'm having.
00:04If it's a more happy, chappy-ish kind of day,
00:07I might have more chocolate.
00:09If it's not, it'll be less chocolate.
00:11But I would say chocolate is all about emotion,
00:13all about how you're feeling, all about who you are as a person.
00:16Milk chocolate's lovely.
00:17White chocolate's all right.
00:18And I think white chocolate if you're young.
00:20Like, if you're a toddler.
00:21Yeah, it's the best.
00:22I think white chocolate if you're a young toddler, that's nice.
00:24You like milky bottle, that's for young kids.
00:25Easter egg chocolate.
00:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27Easter eggs are just rips.
00:28It tastes like 20 quid for, like, a tiny bit of chocolate.
00:30But milk chocolate, a Lindor.
00:32Yeah, you can't like chase a little bit.
00:33Honestly, when I was little, I cried.
00:35I bought a massive cream egg Easter egg.
00:37And I thought, this is going to be full of the cream stuff.
00:38Open it, there's a couple of little cream eggs and a massive hollow egg.
00:41Honestly, I wept for days.
00:42That was the worst day of my life.
00:43I've never forgotten it.
00:43I've been having, basically, dark chocolates for young, many years.
00:51Just because dark chocolate always gives me a lot of energy,
00:54especially in the morning, after running.
00:56My favourite chocolate is milk chocolate, just because it's just plain and simple,
01:00and it just hits the spot every time.
01:02Any milk chocolate.
01:05Of course, Cadbury, all-time favourites.
01:08I really like Kinder.
01:09Kinder's probably my favourite chocolate.
01:11And Milky Stars, specifically.
01:14White chocolate is the best.
01:15Everyone knows that.
01:16Don't joke around.
01:17Dark chocolate is for old people.
01:19If you're a pensioner, fair enough.
01:21Enjoy a little bit of dark chocolate.
01:22But if you're under the age of 50, I'm sorry, you shouldn't be allowed it.
01:25My new rules, you get ID'd in shops if you're buying dark chocolate under 50.
01:28It's not on.
01:28Stop taking a minute you don't like it.
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