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I told my mum I'd use protection! 😂
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00:00I'm gonna use protection mum, I'm gonna brush my teeth and everything!
00:04No! Chad today gave you headlice, do you remember this?
00:08Don't wanna talk about that mum!
00:11Right, shut up your headlice, shut up your headlice, shut up your headlice!
00:14I'm gonna go with him!
00:17No, you're not coming!
00:20You're not coming as well!
00:24How did that come a thing?
00:27I will all go, shall we?
00:28Yeah?
00:29You're not coming!
00:30You're not coming!
00:32Shut up mum!
00:34I'm going, I'm staying at Chardonnay's!
00:36I just nearly got battered by the pigeon!
00:39What's your name?
00:40Jake.
00:40Jake said he'll come!
00:43Jake's got protection!
00:46Jake's got protection!
00:48Mum has got...
00:50Oh, is this spud gone?
00:54Is this spud gone?
00:55It's okay!
00:56Ask my mum why his uncle Barry.
00:57Yeah!
00:58Where's Uncle Barry?
01:00Yeah!
01:01Uncle Barry is just busy with his plants!
01:06Right, tell her!
01:07His plants or his plants?
01:08His plants!
01:10It's got plants in the attic!
01:11And they smell funny!
01:12So tell her, if she don't let me stay at Chardonnay's, I'm going to have a conversation with the police!
01:18Tell her!
01:18No you!
01:19Not Tim!
01:20Let me stay at Chardonnay's then a stupid cow!
01:23You do!
01:24No!
01:24Mess of that language!
01:26She's too young!
01:27I think he needs to be able to stay at Chardonnay's!
01:30No!
01:31I promise!
01:32Mum!
01:32I promise I won't kiss her!
01:34No Tim!
01:35Look!
01:35Chardonnay is a dirty girl!
01:36I'm going to use protection!
01:38What's your name?
01:40Amy!
01:40Amy!
01:41Amy's my best friend!
01:42I've known her for ages!
01:43Amy!
01:43Well that's funny Tim!
01:44Because you've never mentioned Amy!
01:45Have you?
01:47Amy's not coming!
01:48But she might drop me off!
01:50Right!
01:50What sort of sleepover are you planning?
01:52And Amy!
01:53Who's...
01:54Amy that's coming with you!
01:56She's confused!
01:58She's not coming!
01:59I'm just going to drop him off!
02:01Don't you drop me off!
02:02No!
02:02I'm going to go shop and get...
02:04Mum!
02:04Shut up!
02:05I'm going to go and get protection!
02:07I'm going to get toothpaste!
02:08And I promise I'll get some mouthwash okay?
02:12No!
02:12I'm too young to be a granny!
02:14You're not going!
02:15Have you heard her?
02:17Do you agree with my mum?
02:19I mean she doesn't want to be a granny!
02:21What?
02:22Shut your mouth!
02:24You're not going to be a granny!
02:26I'm going to have clean teeth!
02:29Tim!
02:29What?
02:31Right!
02:31You go to Chardonnay's and I'm going to tell Santa no presents for you!
02:38That's a hard one ain't it?
02:40Yeah!
02:40That's what she said!
02:44Right mum!
02:45I'll think about it and I'll let you know okay?
02:48Right you call me back alright?
02:50Yeah I need to tell Chardonnay that I'm not coming cause you're going to ring Father Christmas!
02:55I know!
02:56I'm sorry love alright?
02:57You go call her now and tell her no!
02:59I'll ring her!
03:00I'll ring her!
03:02I'll ring her!
03:02I'll see you in a bit okay?
03:04Alright!
03:04See you in a bit Tim!
03:06I was going to say I love you but I don't love you cause you're not letting me go Chardonnay!
03:10No!
03:10That's it!
03:11I'm done!
03:11I'm done!
03:16I'm going to kiss Chardonnay!
03:17You might even put my tongue in the mouth!
03:19Tim!
03:19No you're not!
03:20I'm going to whip your ass when you get home!
03:22And then she'll be pregnant!
03:24Oh my God!
03:26I'm three nearly six!
03:27I'm a big boy!
03:28Tim!
03:29You're not a big boy!
03:30You're a little boy!
03:32You're not going out!
03:33I'm told you no!
03:34Mum!
03:35I am going out!
03:36Wait!
03:36Excuse me sorry!
03:38Will you just tell my mum that I am going out?
03:40You're not going out!
03:41No!
03:42No no!
03:42Talk to my mum!
03:43Tell my mum I'm going out!
03:44Is he going out mum?
03:46Tell her!
03:46Tell her!
03:46Tell her!
03:48Listen!
03:49He's going out!
03:50If she nearly sick!
03:51What play have we made?
03:52No!
03:53Tim is too young to be going out on his own!
03:55Is she in bed the way he picked?
03:57She's in bed with Uncle Farrah!
03:59She in bed!
04:00She's in bed!
04:02She's in bed!
04:02Get out of that bed what he's going out with!
04:04He's going to play with his girlfriend!
04:06I know!
04:07Tell her!
04:07Just go with Chardonnay!
04:08He's his girlfriend!
04:09Just let him go and have some fun!
04:11Just tell her!
04:11I've got that bloody Chardonnay!
04:13No!
04:14Mcdonalds!
04:14Why?
04:15And you want some money for Mcdonalds?
04:17No!
04:17Tell her not to eat it!
04:18She already got it!
04:19I keep the maintenance last week!
04:21How is it?
04:22You didn't do maintenance!
04:23What are you on about?
04:24I keep your mum maintenance for you!
04:26Mcdonalds!
04:26The Chardonnay!
04:28You cheeky bugger!
04:29You had a Mcdonalds yesterday!
04:30Mommy!
04:31What's going on here?
04:33We're talking about our own son!
04:35Shut up!
04:36Just tell my mum that I'm going out!
04:38He's going out!
04:40Will you just leave the lad alone?
04:41I'll play where I want!
04:43You know what I mean?
04:43Tell her!
04:44That's him!
04:45My Tim!
04:45He's not going out!
04:47What's she saying?
04:48She said she still can't go out!
04:49I'm not having it son!
04:50Just tell her!
04:51Shut her mouth!
04:52I'm going out!
04:54Give me a phone back!
04:55Alright!
04:55Mum!
04:56Mum!
04:56I'm going out!
04:57I said I'm going out!
04:58I'm not having it!
04:59You're telling me I'm not allowed out!
05:01You're not allowed out!
05:03Are you not having another Mcdonalds?
05:04You cheeky bugger!
05:05I said no!
05:06What?
05:07Are you on the power of mum?
05:08I can't have another Mcdonalds!
05:10I'll have what I want!
05:12Over, mate!
05:13What's your name?
05:14Honey!
05:15Honey!
05:16Shut up!
05:16You're not my real dad!
05:18You're not my real dad!
05:19He's lying!
05:20I know he's not my real dad!
05:22My real dad's well better looking!
05:24I'm not having this!
05:26Right!
05:26Mum!
05:26Mum!
05:27Mum!
05:27I'm coming home!
05:28I'm going out!
05:29I'm playing football!
05:30I'm going to see Chardonnay!
05:31I might even kiss her on the lips!
05:33No!
05:34Oh my God!
05:35Tim!
05:35You are joking!
05:36Be at yourself!
05:37Get home right now!
05:39I'm coming home!
05:40I'm coming home!
05:41Because I'm going to get my Mcdonalds and then I'm going to kiss Chardonnay!
05:44He might even put my tongue in the mouth!
05:46Tim!
05:47No you're not!
05:47I'm going to whip your ass!
05:48You'll get home!
05:49Get home!
05:49And then she'll be pregnant!
05:51Oh my God!
05:53Right Mum!
05:54I'm going!
05:55I'm going!
05:57I've seen a bit right!
05:58Don't eat my Mcdonalds!
05:59Get out of bed you lazy pig!
06:01Love you!
06:01Bye!
06:02Bye!
06:02Bye!
06:07Come here for a quiet pint!
06:10Quiet pint!
06:11I say a pint!
06:13Quiet pint!
06:15A pint to strawberry decorate!
06:17That's right!
06:18I've got a mate here!
06:19Excuse me mate!
06:21Excuse me mate!
06:22Oh yeah!
06:22Will you just tell my mum that I need to go to the dentist?
06:25Yeah!
06:25Sorry!
06:25This guy just come up to me!
06:27That's Mum!
06:28That's my mum!
06:29He needs to go to the dentist!
06:30I've just seen his teeth!
06:31I think he does need to go to the dentist!
06:32I'm being honest with you!
06:33Oi!
06:34Sorry!
06:34They're good ones!
06:36Yeah well!
06:37But I still need to go to the dentist!
06:38Tell her!
06:38Tell her I need to go to the dentist!
06:40He needs to go to the dentist!
06:41Come on!
06:42Right!
06:42Can you just tell him maybe if he stops eating all them Haribos
06:45he wouldn't need to go to the dentist!
06:46Stop going!
06:47Stop eating Haribos!
06:49Tell her!
06:49Shut her mouth!
06:51Tell her!
06:51He said shut your mouth!
06:52Oh!
06:53If I want to eat Haribos I'll eat Haribos okay!
06:55If he wants to eat Haribos and eat Haribos
06:58I'm telling her I didn't call the food shoot I want
07:02One second!
07:03No!
07:03Tell her!
07:04Tell her when I need to go to the dentist!
07:06I don't want to look like Smacking Steve!
07:08He's very...
07:10Sorry!
07:11He's irate!
07:12He's irate!
07:12He's irate!
07:13I'm Tim!
07:14I'm not irate!
07:15I'm Tim!
07:16I'm Tim!
07:17But I don't want to smile!
07:20Yeah!
07:20I don't want to look like I'm a piano!
07:24You don't want to look like a piano he's saying!
07:25See what I mean?
07:26You don't want to look like a piano!
07:28Like a keyboard!
07:28I don't know!
07:29I want to make sure I've got a good set of teeth!
07:32Looks good!
07:32A bit like you sunshine!
07:33Yeah, you want to look like he's been to 30!
07:35And if you don't...
07:35That's sort of vibe, you know?
07:37If you don't tell my mum that I'm going to go to the dentist, you'll end up needing to
07:41go alright!
07:42He's talking a lot back with me!
07:43Can you just...
07:43Just one minute!
07:44It's my phone!
07:45It's my phone!
07:46It's my mum!
07:48I just...
07:49I want to go over here, shall I?
07:50I couldn't wait over there!
07:51You might have got a face on your mother, could love her!
07:54I'll punch him in the face!
07:56I'll punch him in the face!
07:56One minute!
07:57One minute!
07:57Go on!
07:58Oh, Gerald!
07:59Tell him if he keeps brushing his teeth, he'll be okay!
08:01Right, you need to keep brushing your teeth, you can hear that!
08:03But I need to go to the dentist!
08:05You don't need to go to the dentist!
08:06I'm signing with your mother, quite frankly!
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