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00:00And how do we say goodnight, boys and girls?
00:04We count.
00:06One, two, three, four, five, six.
00:34You won't catch me, I won't catch you.
00:37Look how I roll!
00:45Trends, please.
00:46We don't follow them, we make them.
00:4967 is a whole vibe.
01:0567 is a whole vibe.
01:2067 drops and they've completely lost their minds.
01:23You're right, Zoe.
01:24This stopped being a joke a long time ago.
01:34Come on, get the camera.
01:35Let's do this.
01:42Maple Falls 6-7 is not a curse.
01:45It's a rumor with a beat.
01:47Someone made this record blank so you'd fill in the monster yourselves.
01:49So don't chant it.
01:51Don't copy the hand thing.
01:52Don't pass it on.
01:53Urban legends only live when people repeat them.
01:56Tonight, we kill this one.
02:04Uh, Zoe?
02:09Zoe?
02:20That's not a chance.
02:31I ran it six times.
02:33Sometimes the frame just froze.
02:36Twice.
02:37Figures don't record, Zoe.
02:42Then it's the deck.
02:43Equipment, Gitch, has to be.
02:57I got a B.
02:5967 is a D, Miss Kovac.
03:08Six, seven!
03:10Six, seven!
03:11Six, seven!
03:15Six, seven!
03:19Six, seven!
03:26You see what you look for.
03:29It's called Confirmation Bias
03:30There's a whole chapter on it and a book I own
03:35Oh my god, what the hell
03:36Everyone's gone crazy
03:39Six, seven
03:40Not at the table, honey
03:42Re-re-film me doing it at the game
03:44Dev says I'm gonna be famous
03:48Tell Dev fame is a pyramid scheme
04:15If you're watching this, it's already too late
04:25Theo?
04:26Theo?
04:26Before the song, didn't you?
04:28On clocks, on receipts
04:30That's why it's you
04:59Theo Mercer
05:00He sat behind me in chem
05:02He moved away in August
05:03You drove me to his going away thing
05:04Honey, I've never heard that name in my life
05:13You're warm
05:14Are you sleeping enough?
05:28Okay, let's try again
05:30We need to figure out where Theo is
05:32Now
05:33And who he is
05:40Sorry
05:41It only ends one way
05:44C-O-N-G-R-A-T-T-E-O-E
06:06Second night in a row I've seen this guy
06:08I need to figure out who he is
06:10Don't worry
06:10We'll figure this out for sure
06:13Okay, so I need you to not be weird about
06:16Stop
06:18Look
06:22This was Saturday
06:24He's been gone since
06:26August
06:44Okay
06:45You found my VR
06:47You found Riri's photos
06:48Find me now
07:10Theo
07:11What are you?
07:13You shouldn't talk to me out loud
07:14It hears rooms with screens in them
07:18Now I'm
07:20Syndicated
07:21Zoe
07:22You finished it too
07:23That means the count's started
07:25You'll hear it before you see it
07:26Two knocks
07:28Knocks
07:28Great
07:29And then?
07:30Then it counts to seven
07:53One
07:54And the Halloween Dance Committee still needs volunteers
07:57In sports, the Breavers fell to Crestwood
08:00Six to, uh
08:05Six to seven
08:09Six to seven
08:11Six to seven
08:12Six
08:29Six
08:30Six
08:37Wait, wait, where did he?
08:42Josh!
08:45Announcements, Josh!
08:46He's been doing them all year!
08:48Who?
09:00Uh-huh.
09:01And the knocks come days apart, okay?
09:04And your brother heard four on a Tuesday, and on Friday he was...
09:13They always hang up after the number.
09:16Rule two, it counts to seven.
09:19Nobody's ever heard it say seven.
09:22Because nobody who hears seven is around to be interviewed.
09:25That's called survivorship bias.
09:26I know what it's called, Dev.
09:32One more.
09:33Josh went at 6.07 in the morning.
09:35Your studio clock pinned at 6.07 at night.
09:37It doesn't care which half of the day it gets you.
09:43The minute is the minute.
09:47Knock, knock, then palms!
09:49Sell it!
09:51Okay, six, seven!
10:04Rewind ghosts.
10:06That's a thing.
10:07That's totally a thing.
10:12Video store.
10:14Tomorrow.
10:15Closing time.
10:16Theo!
10:17I'll tell you everything.
10:18What I am.
10:19What it is.
10:20And why it's you!
10:30It hears one channel at a time.
10:32Tonight it's listening to a slumber party in Akron.
10:3867 days.
10:39You couldn't find a TV in 67 days?
10:41I found every TV.
10:42I watched you eat cereal angry at the news.
10:44You throw the spoon in the sink like it owes you money.
10:47I didn't want you to see me like this.
10:49Channel 30-something.
10:50Public access of a person.
10:52I host public access.
10:54I know.
10:55You promised me why.
10:57Why is it me, Theo?
10:58Because of the show.
10:5967 people every single week looking at you.
11:02You're the only kid in this town with a live audience.
11:05It watches you the way it never watched the rest of us.
11:07Not like food.
11:08Like...
11:09Then why hasn't it taken you 67 days, Theo?
11:14It can't take what won't watch it.
11:16I crossed over looking the wrong way.
11:19I've been looking at you...
11:29Zoe, listen.
11:30The count isn't a timer.
11:31It's a lash.
11:32Every new pair of eyes on you yanks it.
11:34A whole crowd watching is a whole crowd pulling.
11:36It goes faster when...
11:40It knows I'm talking to you.
11:41It counts faster when you're loved.
11:49I won't know.
11:54I didn't care.
11:55It counts as an eye, Googleverse, Googleverse, Googleverse, Googleverse, Googleverse, Googleverse, Googleverse...
12:21mom who is that hmm oh some boy from your school it was in with the church bulletin
12:27so sad what's his name
12:37it's in with the church bell and it's so sad
13:04you're not his channel zoe
13:1727 years of kids leaving maple falls except their families can't say where to watch this
13:41retraction time 10 days ago i called the 67 thing bunk i was wrong don't sing it don't dance it
13:46and if a tape you didn't rent shows up in your machine do not finish it i don't care if
13:51you
13:51believe me tell your little brothers
13:5567 people watch this show so i'm asking 67 people good night maple falls
14:16turn on channel 5
14:25that's me i'm famous
14:41america meet the 67 kids 6-7
14:49and get this his hometown thinks it's cursed folks we found the spooky sister tape
15:06no no no no we fed it
15:11he's the one you wanted right the kid
15:18you
15:25you
15:26you
15:26you
15:26you
15:41you
15:59Phones in the coffee can. Watches, too, if they're digital.
16:06What is this place?
16:07The last room in town that can't see you. Welcome to the Countdown Club.
16:09Roll call. Say your count, not your name. I'm at four.
16:14Two, three, two, five, six.
16:27Nobody came in after.
16:32Runs in the family. My sister Dinah did the exact bit in 86.
16:36Front row, big laugh, then her seat folded up for real.
16:40Nobody remembers her but me. That's the punch gun.
16:47Okay. Science time. We test every rule.
16:50Experiment one, can you drown it out?
17:12Experiment two. Starve it. Priya goes full pioneer. No screens, no glass, nothing that shines.
17:17Seven days. If it can't find me, the count can't move.
17:20And if it can?
17:21Then we learn something. That's the deal with science.
17:28Nodded. Mirrors count.
17:34I'll be right back.
17:38I'll be right back.
17:46I'll be right back.
18:01I'm doing trick
18:09You're bunk
18:14I get the ring to myself between 2am and the farm report
18:17Skate with me
18:20I'm grounded by physics
18:24Cheat
18:36Did you feel?
18:38That's not supposed to happen
18:39Nothing about you is supposed to happen
18:442
18:46It counts, Packer, when you're loved
18:48Good night, Zoe
18:59Some joker keeps stuffing extra tapes in the return slot
19:02No labels, no cases
19:04Fifth one this week
19:10Who rented these?
19:12That's the thing
19:14Nobody
19:24Copies
19:25Somebody's making copies
19:33You sign your work now?
19:35My count was at 5, Zoe
19:37You give it someone else to watch
19:38And yours stops moving
19:39It's in the static
19:39It tells you
19:40It's so easy
19:41They're 10 years old, Riri
19:42Half this town's renters are 10 years old
20:01I stopped
20:02I stopped
20:03I stopped after the playground
20:04I swear
20:05Tell that to his mom
20:07Oh wait
20:09She doesn't remember him
20:17Guys
20:18Guys
20:18While we eat ourselves
20:20It went number one
20:21Every radio
20:23Every rink
20:24Every wedding
20:2540 million a day
20:27Feeding it
20:27We can't unplug America
20:29Then we find its plug
20:38No concert tonight?
20:41The song's for babies now
20:47Since when?
20:50Since we watched the real thing
20:51At Tommy's sleepover
20:53The tape with the boy on it
21:04We watched the whole thing
21:05Even the part at the end
21:07With my name
21:30Okay
21:31You
21:32I know you're listening
21:34This house has six greens
21:37Trade me
21:37Whatever his count's at
21:39Move it to mine
21:39Out of Inani
21:40I'll finish anything you want
21:42Just lose his number
21:54That's so nice, Zoe
21:58Take the deal
21:59We counted you already
22:01We counted him already
22:04We'd rather have you both
22:18Zoe
22:19It's a producer
22:20From Rose After Dark
22:21They want the 67 kids family
22:23On the Halloween special
22:34Specifically spooky sister
22:49It's a trap
22:50You know it's a trap
22:51The man replays your warning
22:52For laughs
22:52And now he needs you
22:53In studio
22:55We're obviously
22:55It's a trap
22:56So we're not going
22:57We're absolutely going
22:58Dev, the man books
22:59The whole country
23:00Into one broadcast
23:00He either knows nothing
23:01Or everything
23:02Both are worth the bus fee
23:12The spooky sister
23:13Love the flannel
23:14Very authentic
23:16You finished the tape
23:17On October 10th
23:18That's 19 days
23:19No but last 19 days
23:20The polite ones get a month
23:21If they're boring
23:22You're not boring
23:26You want to know
23:27How a person ends up
23:28Like me
23:29Everybody does
23:30Nobody asks
23:361966
23:38A kid in Dayton
23:39Does a radio show
23:39Every night
23:40Into his dad's tape recorder
23:41Weather
23:42Sports
23:42Dedications
23:43You know how many listeners
23:44He had
23:45Zero
23:48One
23:59It listened
24:00Every night
24:01It never tuned out
24:02It never laughed at me
24:03It never said
24:04That's enough
24:04Casey
24:05Go to sleep
24:07You ever been listened to
24:08Like that
24:08It's better than love
24:09It's ratings
24:14What does it cost
24:15Nothing
24:16I spread the sound
24:17My count stays parked
24:18Forever green lit
24:21Same deals open to you
24:22You and the kid brother walk
24:24You just have to help me sing it
24:26To everyone else
24:36Who's Milton Oates?
24:41Kids called him Uncle Milt
25:02Channel 67
25:04Local kids show
25:0561 to 67
25:06Host vanishes
25:07On air mid broadcast
25:08At the count of six
25:09The picture went to snow
25:10And 17 children
25:11In that studio audience
25:13Were never
25:13Accounted for
25:15We don't keep the clippings
25:16Out anymore
25:16They kept ending up
25:17By the photocopper
25:27It's not a sample
25:28It's not a sample
25:29It's the same recording
25:29The single is the show
25:31And I traced Uncle M's P.O. box
25:33Box 67
25:34Maple Falls post office
25:35Rented continuously
25:35Since 1968
25:36Paid yearly
25:37In cash
25:38Somebody's still paying
25:38Postage for a dead man
25:3927 years of something
25:40Keeping his box
25:41And his song
25:42Alive
25:55Hey
25:55I know him
26:00Lucas
26:01Buddy
26:02Where do you know him from?
26:04He counts me to sleep
26:201967
26:21Accounting show
26:22Is cancelled
26:22One number short
26:231994
26:23The count comes back
26:24With a beat under it
26:25The song didn't come
26:26To Maple Falls
26:27It came from here
26:28We're not victims guys
26:29We're the source
26:30The final broadcast
26:31I put 67
26:31If recording exists
26:32It shows whatever the copy
26:33And where do you find a tape
26:34That's been missing
26:35For 27 years?
26:38Where it was born
26:55Zoe
27:05It heard the meeting
27:06It hears rooms
27:07With doesn't matter
27:08It's moving the tape
27:09Tonight
27:10Theo slow down
27:13And listen to me
27:14Listen
27:16You're counting
27:19The clip show
27:20Forty million strangers
27:22Watched me become a joke
27:24It fell
27:25Everyone
27:36Twelve
27:57Six o'clock
27:58Episode at six
27:59Show ends at seven
28:01The counting hour
28:02Six to seven
28:05It was never a name
28:06It was instructions
28:17They wrote to him
28:19They wanted to be counted
28:21There's thousands of these
28:27Sixty-seven
28:29On the nose
28:31Sixty-six for the audience
28:32And one for the count
28:37Guys
28:43Somebody beat us to the archive
28:45By decades
28:46Or it ate its own reruns
29:04Boys and girls
29:05They're telling us
29:06We have to say goodnight
29:08Early tonight
29:08But we haven't counted
29:10We always count
29:12One
29:12Two
29:13Three
29:13Four
29:14Five
29:14Se-
29:30Will you help me finish
29:32Boys and girls
29:42It's in the glass
29:43Don't look at the glass
29:45The doors are glass
29:47Dev
30:11Penny OS
30:12Eyes down
30:13Walk to my voice
30:15Now
30:24You're the Tisservo lady
30:26And you're trespassing
30:27On a grave
30:35You
30:36The one that's loud around
30:38When'd you finish the tape?
30:40October 10th
30:4320 days
30:44In 27 years
30:45That's only ever happened
30:46To one other person
30:46Girl
30:47And he wasn't lucky either
30:50Who?
30:57The man whose name
30:58Is still wet
31:10I was ten
31:12I was ten
31:13Front row
31:13Every Saturday
31:14You have to understand
31:15He wasn't a monster
31:17On the show
31:17He was the only one
31:18Who looked at us
31:24Lonely kids
31:25Lash key kids
31:27The tallymen
31:28The tallymen saw everyone
31:29The tallymen saw everyone
31:30And we'd put our little
31:31Palms up
31:33Milf was losing the slot
31:35Ratings
31:36So he found a way
31:37To make the show
31:38Stick
31:40He fed the puppet
31:41The only thing
31:41Children have worth taking
31:43Attention
31:45Full Saturdays of it
31:48And it worked
31:49God help him
31:50And help help him
31:51It worked
31:52Until the network
31:53Pulled the plug
31:53Mid count
31:56Six
32:03A counting thing
32:04That never reached seven
32:05It's been finishing
32:05That count ever since
32:06One child at a time
32:08Seating them
32:09In the audience
32:09Now you
32:12It counts children
32:13To seven girl
32:14Twenty days past your number
32:15And walking around free
32:16It is not seating you
32:18Then what's it doing?
32:21It counted me to sixty-six
32:22Before I shut my eyes
32:24I think it's counting you
32:24To sixty-seven
32:27It's not selling you
32:28A ticket Zoe
32:28It's casting you
32:38Real one of the last
32:39Broadcast
32:40Twenty-seven years
32:41In the dark
32:43Real one?
32:55And real two?
32:56Stolen
32:57Last Tuesday
32:59Lock cut clean
33:00Foil folded politely
33:02There's exactly
33:03One man alive
33:04Rich enough to want it
33:05And damned enough
33:06To know it exists
33:08Rose
33:11First rule of the original
33:12It shows what the copies hide
33:19Second rule
33:20Nobody watches alone
33:39That's a 1985 walk mat
33:41That kid
33:43Look at his shoes
33:44Those are new
33:46They're not gone
33:47They're seated
34:03He's been refusing it
34:08Sixty-seven days
34:09He's been refusing it
34:30Halloween night
34:32Live coast to coast
34:33The six seven special
34:35Sixty-seven million of us
34:37Casting real cursed kids
34:38Regional auditions
34:39Together
34:45He's not booking a show
34:47He's herding us into one
34:54Riri Santos
34:55Tell me you brought me
34:56Halloween gold
34:58Better
35:02The network's casting
35:03Maple Falls kids
35:04For the special
35:04And I can deliver
35:05The sixty-seven kids
35:06Whole circle
35:07Exclusive
35:07One condition
35:08I name the group
35:10All of us
35:10Together or nothing
35:12Kid you just made
35:13My career
35:15Somebody should get one
35:28Of course it is
35:40Welcome countdown club
35:42Make yourselves at home
35:44He is so excited
35:45Your tonight's show
35:47Knock
35:48Knock
35:49Palm
35:49Knock
35:50Knock
35:51Palm
35:51Palm
35:54That's not choreography
35:55That's lethargy
35:58Keep him busy
36:02Question
36:03In the unicy section
36:05Are we counting from the downbeat
36:07Or from the knocks
36:08Because rhythmically
36:09Those are very different philosophies
36:35Hi gorgeous
36:48So
36:55I never signed anything
36:58The date
37:00Riri
37:00The date
37:01Passing is signing
37:22You found my favorite episode
37:26You stole it from a woman
37:27In a trailer
37:31I preserved it
37:32Everything ends up
37:33With me eventually
37:34I'm syndication
37:38What's the special Casey?
37:41Sixty-seven million people
37:42Live
37:43Counting in union
37:44It counts to seven
37:45And takes one kid
37:46So what does it take
37:47When the whole country
37:48Counts with it?
37:52You think I'm the priest
37:53Of this thing
37:53I'm the entree
37:55Aren't you?
37:56Entree
37:57The deal doesn't park your count
37:59Kid
37:59It compoundates it
38:00Every person I spread the sound to
38:02Added to my tab
38:03Thirty years of top ratings
38:04Zoe
38:04Do my math
38:09Sixty-seven million
38:15On Halloween
38:16All debts come due
38:17Every heaven pays it once
38:18And I am the single
38:19Largest serving of attention
38:20In the history
38:20Of the human praise
38:24You wanted to know
38:25What I am
38:26I'm the only man alive
38:27More scared than you
38:40Then you're a Viscuit
38:46Theo
38:47Your seat is cold
38:54Run, kid
39:07The gate needs a badge
39:09Mine's the only one that's real
39:10Really?
39:11So badge us through
39:12And come on
39:14It doesn't work like that
39:15I signed, Zoe
39:17Tuesday they'd take me anyway
39:19Or Thursday
39:19Or on air with my mom watching
39:23I rented it to four kids
39:24Four
39:25So this once
39:27It doesn't get passed on
39:28It stops at me
39:28That's the whole apology
39:29That's all I've got
39:30Harry
39:32Make it count
39:36God
39:36Phrasing
39:40October 30th, 1994
39:42Riri Santos
39:43Taking her seat
39:56Before we left town
39:57I pulled a video store
39:57Return slot
39:58Four more copies
40:00Burn them behind the Orpheum
40:02For her
40:03Episode 67
40:04Complete
40:08Original shows
40:09What the copies hide
40:10So somebody has to
40:12Actually watch it
40:13To the end
40:14Who
40:16The one who's already late
40:46You shouldn't be alone for this
40:50I'm not
40:51I'm not
40:52Epshire
40:52Count
40:54Allies
40:55Fain
41:05No
41:07No, they don't get to end you mid-count
41:09Not you
41:10You're the only one who ever listened to me too
41:15New deal
41:17Take the host
41:18Let the audience go home
41:20If someone is seeing this
41:21Then it found a person it can't finish counting
41:24That only happens once a broadcast
41:26That's the co-host, sweetheart
41:28That's you now
41:30He can't sleep until someone says goodnight
41:32And the sign-off was always my line
41:34It's yours now
41:36Use it gently
41:37He was always gentle with me
41:41Zoe
41:41Joey?
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