00:00We can't afford to have any more of these things on our hands. Destroy those eggs! Get to the lobby!
00:05Head over to the APC!
00:13I don't appreciate these vents.
00:18I appreciate you in my home.
00:22Rub my dick on your eggs.
00:26Ow!
00:31That hurt so bad.
00:53Dude, what the fuck?
00:54Get to the garage!
00:57That'll piss him off, so stay frosty!
00:59Dude, these fucking pipes.
01:10Bitch.
01:16Okay, so once I just stop leaving, I just stop.
01:22Good.
01:39You scared me so bad my controller came unplugged.
01:43You scared me so bad.
01:47Hi.
01:53Time to fry these assholes.
01:55Do they blend in?
01:57Yeah.
01:59Hold position until those eggs are well done, Marines.
02:02Wait, what?
02:03Weapons free!
02:06Why don't we get up there?
02:13God.
02:14Good job, Marines!
02:16Move to the next cluster!
02:18Head to the upper deck!
02:19That'll piss him off, so stay frosty!
02:24I hate this level, man.
02:25I hate this level, man.
02:33Fucking dammit.
02:38Marines, do not move until those eggs are fried.
02:41Let's take them out!
02:50God dammit!
02:52Dude, I can't do anything!
02:55I can't do anything!
02:59The first targets are destroyed!
03:01Move on to the next target!
03:03Move towards transport!
03:04Hang on!
03:05Let's go!
03:05Come on!
03:07Hey!
03:31Bitch!
03:33That's two men!
03:35I don't have much left!
03:52How are you still alive?
03:54Shut up.
04:01Are you still alive?
04:03Marines, do not move until those eggs are fried.
04:04We got one minute, Marines!
04:06Show them what we're made of!
04:07That's bullshit!
04:16Good work, Marines!
04:17Those eggs are fried!
04:19Head to the lab!
04:20Keep moving!
04:27What is this?
04:29Oh, I see what it is.
04:3230 seconds left!
04:42So I just lose in 30 seconds?
04:45Oh, no.
04:46Your points are way better than mine.
04:48Oh, it's just points.
04:50I think.
04:51Actually, I don't know.
04:52I don't know.
04:52I've never been close.
04:5310 seconds, Marines!
04:54Now or never!
05:01We have to destroy those eggs!
05:03Hold position!
05:07Now I think I have to try and beat your score?
05:13Or we could just try and beat your score.
05:14Or we could just try to promote.
05:16You try to promote.
05:18I'm kidding.
05:19It doesn't matter.
05:19Marines, the objective is to take out those eggs.
05:22Move out!
05:26I just know you're going to fuck me in this.
05:30It was so difficult.
05:32We have to destroy those eggs!
05:35Weapons free!
05:36What's the pounce?
05:37How do you do that?
05:39Reloading!
05:39You have to hold...
05:41Arby.
05:42Charge.
05:44Are you kidding me?
05:45That's a heavy arc.
05:52This is kind of ass.
05:56What?
05:57Yeah.
06:06I was just trying to smell my claymore at you.
06:14What was I doing?
06:16I don't know.
06:17I hit the right trigger, which is the right bumper?
06:23Yeah.
06:24You have to hold it for your spit.
06:32So I can't even kill you from the back with my whirlwind.
06:36I have a single hit point.
06:39Yeah, but you should be dead if I do an upgraded ability and hit you in the back.
06:47Right?
06:48Yeah.
06:50What the fuck's up there that I hear?
06:51Good job, Marines!
06:52Move to the next cluster!
06:56That'll piss them off!
06:59This is actually fucking trash.
07:22How the fuck did you get up there?
07:27My head came off.
07:29Yeah, it took fucking forever though.
07:31This is...
07:34It's bad, dude.
07:35It's so bad to play as the alien.
08:03You know, I also tried to slap you there after.
08:07Come on!
08:08I've seen that.
08:09Why is my reach so stupid?
08:12Cause you're a baby.
08:21You took out almost a quarter of my health with that.
08:24I didn't even realize it hit you.
08:26It shouldn't have.
08:27Should it?
08:28No.
08:48Oh!
08:52Um...
08:54I fell through the floor.
08:58I couldn't get away. I tried to launch away.
09:03Dude, I fell through the floor.
09:11I...
09:17Oh. I wasn't looking at anything. This game is so bad.
09:21We got one minute, Marines. Show them what we're made of.
09:24I don't.
09:25I don't care either. I'm actually just trying to have fun.
09:28Yeah, but it's so bad.
09:31How are you, brother?
09:32Like, the game feel is bad. Picking up a flamethrower.
09:36You want it?
09:37I have evolved.
09:39Oh, shit.
09:44That's...
09:45Why could you...
09:46Why could you shoot...
09:48Yeah, but why can I crawl on it if it's broken?
09:51I don't know.
09:53Dude, that was...
09:54Stupid.
09:57I don't even know where the fuck you are now.
10:01Did you get the smart gun?
10:04No, that's just a fucking pulse rifle.
10:07I punched you.
10:10I got a hit marker.
10:11Yeah, it took almost a quarter of my health.
10:13Just... just your punch.
10:15I was lying, I actually didn't get a hit marker.
10:18He took out a quarter of my health on me.
10:20I got no hit markers.
10:21there it is.
10:27I have xenomarke well laid out.
10:29Yay.
10:29Did you wanna try the other modes or no?
10:32We can't dude, i'm o...
10:33I'm not opposed to it.
10:35Can't.
10:36Offigung-
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