00:00Marines, there is a shitstorm headed your way! Get out of there!
00:07Dude, it's 15 minutes around?
00:11Dude, this is not this cool.
00:14No.
00:16What, you don't like it?
00:18Nope.
00:21Not when I'm a human.
00:25Honestly, if this was regular AVP settings, this would be great.
00:31Looks like that door is welded. Cut it open!
00:35What was that? I heard, like, an explosion.
00:39Shot.
00:45I'm barely missing any health.
00:47Yeah, that's because I missed.
00:49It looked like you shouldn't hit me, though.
00:54I'm not sure I'm a fan of the world, but it's too short range.
01:00I don't know.
01:04See? I should have hit you there.
01:07Did I hit you there at all?
01:11Oh, my armor is, like, decently low.
01:33What the fuck?
01:36What?
01:38Uh, okay game.
01:39It just respawned me.
01:42Weird.
01:43Targeting system back!
01:44The left ahead will take you up to the blast door!
01:46The left ahead will take you up to the blast door!
01:54I wish my sense was longer radius than your fucking thing.
02:00Yeah.
02:02I also don't know where the hell you are.
02:06Because it just put me somewhere completely different.
02:15This should make quick work of him.
02:17Well, I'm sure once I call the lift, it'll alert him.
02:23Oh, never mind.
02:25Defend your position, Marines!
02:27Targeting systems up!
02:28Stand back!
02:34Oh, you came out the wrong side.
02:38Whoops.
02:43Ah!
02:45Lift is ready!
02:49This isn't fair.
02:59Fuck that turret, man.
03:01You don't like it?
03:02No.
03:04It's really accurate.
03:14Yeah, I really don't like this hill, though.
03:17Well, good thing you can switch it.
03:20Not right now.
03:21Turn it out!
03:24Bring in the smart gun!
03:30Got out of tracking.
03:49Damn.
03:50Full armor again.
03:52They just gave me a bunch of shit.
03:58Is...
03:59Where do I go?
04:02Oh.
04:03That's a...
04:11Dude.
04:12It's so precise.
04:13It's bullshit.
04:14No, that's my gun.
04:17It gave me the auto cannon.
04:20But did I hit you even once?
04:21I have the smallest smidge.
04:24Like, it won't even let me get armor.
04:26So I didn't hit you at all, is what you're saying?
04:29Apparently so.
04:33Targeting systems up!
04:34Stand back!
04:51Game.
04:52I'd like to move.
04:57Ow.
04:58That hit me.
05:00Where?
05:01Oh, you bitch.
05:04So, your turret's indestructible?
05:10Okay.
05:11Okay.
05:11That's good for me.
05:12Bad for you.
05:15This is a long bypass.
05:17I am fucking terrible.
05:21This should make quick workable.
05:25Level kinda sucks ass, too.
05:41No, I can't even get my spin-off in time.
05:51You got the blast door open.
05:53Now move out!
05:53Targeting systems up!
05:54Stand back!
06:13Wait!
06:18What?
06:20Reloading!
06:21You know, I whirlwind you twice and I beat the fuck out of you, right?
06:25I had about half health.
06:33No way.
06:36I have no idea where you're at.
06:39Cool.
06:40Cool.
06:41Cool.
06:50They gave me another autocom.
07:00They also gave me med kits and armor.
07:13Cool.
07:14I got stuck on the rock.
07:15I said I wasn't going to.
07:30I'm a badass!
07:31Alright.
07:32They definitely pad it in my favor.
07:39Cpwqqqqq.
07:41You can run over that lift.
07:43But I can't.
07:44Haha!
07:46Opposable.
07:50I took zero damage.
07:52I know, I was lunging at you, dude.
07:56I don't have a fucking gun or a sword.
08:07Ow.
08:10I can't...
08:13I can't...
08:14There is nothing.
08:18Oh, I just kill you and that's it.
08:23Unless you may not see him there.
08:28Well, that sucked.
08:30You're gonna end up, like, just killing me instantly.
08:32It's gonna be so good.
08:36No.
08:39Wow, this is weird.
08:43No, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be as annoyed as you were.
08:53How the hell do I get out of here?
08:57What?
09:15Damn you.
09:23One down, keep going!
09:26Yeah, it was...
09:27I couldn't even figure out how to get to you at first.
09:29I didn't even see you, so...
09:31Just wait until it teleports you, dude.
09:33Yep.
09:36I hate starting in this cave.
09:42Objective confirmed.
09:43Keep moving.
09:54What?
09:56Regroup with allies?
09:57Did I go too far away?
09:59Nope.
10:00That's my objective.
10:01Oh, it teleported.
10:23You're a beast.
10:28Not for much longer.
10:30Keep that up.
10:31Turret coming online!
10:56Am I even through your armor yet?
10:58Nope.
10:59Is that insane?
11:13I am happy, though, that you can just win.
11:17You know what I mean?
11:19Oh, she killed me, man.
11:21Move out!
11:37Upstairs, you're gonna get, like, unlimited armor and help, just so you know.
11:56I can't do anything.
11:59I can't do anything.
11:59Was I right?
12:00Yeah.
12:20At least I hit you, right?
12:22Yep.
12:23Then you go back for your armor.
12:26Yeah.
12:33Oh, cool.
12:34Where am I?
12:40Why did it spawn me over here?
12:44I think...
12:45Is this...
12:46What's going on?
12:47What's going on?
12:51Yeah, this...
12:52This mode is ass.
13:02Please, mister.
13:03Please.
13:04Let me walk this...
13:05Let me...
13:06Let me walk this away.
13:24Yeah, just go beat it.
13:26Please.
13:28Get that turret.
13:29End this misery.
13:33Honestly, I'm not a fan of the smart gun.
13:35I can't use any of my stuff.
13:40Yeah.
13:41Yeah, but it's strong.
13:43It is, yeah.
13:46I got stuck.
13:54That's an alienoid dance.
14:01I'm sad.
14:02It only gives me one claymore.
14:05Yeah.
14:09Shut door?
14:11Not shut door.
14:23I forgot what the turret.
14:25Yeah.
14:29I died over time.
14:32My own acid blood.
14:34What?
14:35Yeah.
14:36I wasn't in the area of the turret.
14:38And I just kept taking damage.
14:41Weird.
14:46Yeah, I can see why this game...
14:48Didn't have a...
14:49Died.
14:50Yeah.
14:51I...
14:51I got teleported.
14:52I couldn't even climb there.
14:53It was like...
14:54It was too slippery.
15:00These doors, man.
15:03This game mode.
15:05This is by far the worst one.
15:08Mm-hmm.
15:09I'm probably up to my left.
15:11Also, I can't even, like, grab.
15:13Like, you said B is to, like...
15:16It's for, um...
15:17A fatality.
15:19Alright, damage me enough.
15:20And then...
15:21Try and tap, like, B once I go down.
15:29Keep tapping, B.
15:30I have...
15:31Every hit I've been on...
15:33Oh?
15:35No.
15:36Why does it not?
15:37F this game mode.
15:38We're gonna have to try that in, like, Team Death.
15:40There's now a survivor.
15:42I'll have to try.
15:43That was so fucking bad, dude.
15:50You still got a higher score.
15:53Oh.
15:54How?
15:56I don't know, dude.
15:57I have more kills.
15:59I made it further.
16:02And then we...
16:03Because you had higher ping.
16:04I have more kills.
16:04I have more kills.
16:04I have more kills.
16:04I have more kills.
16:05I have more kills.
16:05I have more kills.
