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Summer Unboxed with Maisie and Joel Season 1 Episode 3
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00:00You look like an absolute nightmare.
00:04I'm Maisie Adam.
00:05I'm Joel Domit.
00:07We're going on our annual summer holidays together.
00:11We're leaving every decision up to the mystery box.
00:14To see if we can have a better holiday than ever before.
00:21Mystery box, mystery box, mystery box, mystery box.
00:24Oh, yes, please.
00:25I'm excited, Joel.
00:26Mystery box.
00:27It is.
00:28Shall we have a look?
00:29See?
00:30Oh.
00:32This is exciting.
00:34You must survive the great outdoors in a series of challenges.
00:38Your first challenge is to complete a hike maintaining an average pace of three miles per hour.
00:45Whoever is closest to maintaining this pace wins.
00:48Is three miles per hour fast or slow?
00:51I'm not sure.
00:52Three miles?
00:52I was really hoping you'd know.
00:54You've run loads of marathons.
00:55What's your pace?
00:56Well, Maisie, I'm really glad you asked, actually.
00:59Oh, I regret that immediately.
01:00What have we got?
01:01Oh, are they wanting us to go camping?
01:03What's that?
01:04Is this a thing or is it just...
01:06Oh, it is.
01:06It's a poncho!
01:07Oh!
01:07I feel like when you pass somebody with this on a hike, we're in good hands.
01:12They're serious.
01:13Yeah.
01:13Whereas this, why have you even left the house?
01:16Yeah, yeah.
01:16What are you going to?
01:17School?
01:18What's this?
01:18Oh.
01:19Hello.
01:20This feels exciting.
01:22Oh!
01:23We both have a toothbrush.
01:24That's fun.
01:25No bad breath on this trip.
01:27Sleep tape.
01:28So, I've tried sleep tape, actually.
01:29I don't know whether it was sort of the way of my wife shutting me up.
01:32Okay.
01:33But, um, you put it over your mouth.
01:35Over your mouth!
01:35So, you go to bed and go, na-na, sleep well.
01:40Give your skin a little TLC with this post-adventure hydration mask.
01:46We can have face masks after her.
01:48Oh, I love this for us.
01:50I love this for us.
01:51I feel like we're in a hen do.
01:52Like TLC, in this box, there is no scrubs, so...
01:56Lovely stuff.
01:57Yeah.
01:58You happy with that?
01:59Yeah?
01:59Very happy with that.
02:09My gut instinct at the moment is Joel will be under three miles per hour.
02:13Now, what's your approach here?
02:15Just going at a regular pace?
02:16I think I'm feeling like this is three miles an hour.
02:20I'm going pretty straight right now.
02:21Yeah, me too.
02:22I think it's really important that you just maintain a nice, steady, slow pace.
02:26Yeah.
02:27I feel like I'm doing three miles an hour.
02:31That's a whole tree, isn't it?
02:32That is actually a tree that's genuinely fallen down.
02:35But we've also got to keep moving.
02:36We've got three miles an hour.
02:37Oh, yeah.
02:38Oh, yes.
02:38We've got to keep moving.
02:39So, shall we have a think about what we could do?
02:41I'm going to commit to the hole.
02:42Oh, that's not a sentence I want to hear my friend Joel say.
02:45I'm committing to the hole.
02:46My poncho is gone.
02:47Joel in the hole.
02:49Are you through?
02:50Yeah, I'm through, man.
02:52Maisie in the hole.
02:53Doesn't quite the same ring, does it?
02:54Oh, my God.
02:58It's like burnt.
03:00I do feel like I've just been burnt.
03:02That was quite dramatic.
03:03The poncho has definitely taken a bit of a beating.
03:08I think this is what the kids call a distressed look.
03:12The ponchos have come in handy, Joel.
03:15I might just rock a poncho in life.
03:17I like feeling like I've just been on a log flume.
03:20Yeah, yeah.
03:21You know, post-log flume is my sort of vibe for life, I think.
03:25The mystery box has definitely kind of equipped us a little bit better for this walk.
03:30I think it has.
03:31Just quickly refuel.
03:35It's weird you put milk in it.
03:38What were your sort of holidays like?
03:40We used to go to Blackpool, and my dad didn't like the fact that they charged a pound for a
03:45poncho.
03:45So instead, he would make us rake through the bins to find a poncho to wear on Valhalla, the log
03:54flume.
03:54What?
03:54Yeah.
03:55I think the bleakest sentence I've ever heard my seven-year-old brother at the time say was,
04:00I found one without any ice cream on it.
04:04There's a clearing.
04:06We have options, Mason.
04:08Okay.
04:08Should we check the map?
04:11Ah, interesting.
04:12Let me have a look at this map.
04:14Okay.
04:15When we looked at the map back there, I looked in my bag, obviously got the map.
04:20This was in there as well, right?
04:24Maisie, I need to make sure he doesn't hear.
04:26Maisie, on this hike, you have a secret personal challenge.
04:31Try and get Joel to say the word chicken five times.
04:34I reckon almost certainly that way.
04:38Almost certainly.
04:39That way.
04:40I'm going to overrule, and we're going to go this way.
04:42We're going this way?
04:42We're going to go this way, yeah.
04:43Let's go.
04:44Found a sneaky little postcard.
04:47Convince Maisie to change her view on a topic she feels passionately about.
04:54Mmm.
04:55What are the things that you love?
04:57Like, what's your passions?
04:58Oh, I like football.
05:00You like football?
05:01Yeah, love it.
05:02I do think, though, rugby's better, right?
05:06Oh, no, I don't follow it at all.
05:08What?
05:08I think I've discovered I'm not very good at the personal secret challenges.
05:11Could you retrieve my water, please?
05:13Oh, yes, of course.
05:14Keith Cliff.
05:17You know what would be great to play over here?
05:19What?
05:19Football.
05:20Do you think?
05:21Yeah, I'd love to.
05:21It's quite a hill, Joel.
05:23Yeah, a bit of a hill to it.
05:24Yeah.
05:25I'm not sold on the football thing, you know?
05:27You're not sold on it?
05:28No.
05:28Why not?
05:29I just think I'm...
05:30It's the best sport in the world.
05:31I think you might prefer rugby.
05:33Why are you keen on rugby so much?
05:35I think what I'm discovering, Maisie, I had a little postcard in my backpack telling me
05:40to do something, and I'm really bad at doing it.
05:42Whoa, did you?
05:43He just gave up on his own challenge, and that's the difference between the Domit and me.
05:47He gives up, I over-deliver.
05:52Out of nowhere, Joel starts talking about Jamie Carragher, a Scouse legend.
05:58I was putting gold on the soccerade.
06:00Oh, no.
06:00The ball came rolling towards me.
06:03Great.
06:04And then Jamie Carragher at one point just goes,
06:07Big, big ball up, you fucking...
06:10What do you think is the best sentence to say in a Scouse accent?
06:13Oh, something with the word like...
06:15Like...
06:16People say chicken, don't they?
06:18They do say that.
06:19Lichen a chicken.
06:20Lichen a chicken.
06:21Yeah, that's good.
06:22Is that good?
06:23Do it again.
06:24Lichen a chicken.
06:25Yeah, louder.
06:26Lichen a chicken.
06:26Lichen a chicken.
06:28Lichen a chicken.
06:29He's probably still over there somewhere, screaming chicken licking into the woods.
06:37This is the life, man.
06:38Now the weather has changed.
06:40Lovely, eh?
06:41Are you just bringing a cow?
06:43Yeah, I'm just bringing a cow.
06:44We look like we're in a nativity.
06:45Sorry, Maisie, you've been replaced.
06:47Yeah.
06:47Hello.
06:48This is on our map.
06:50Yeah.
06:50So we should come to you.
06:51Okay.
06:52Yeah, I'm just about to milk her if you wanted to help.
06:54Oh my God, absolutely.
06:55This is a bit of you.
06:57I grew up on a dairy farm.
06:58Oh, so you've milked a cow before?
06:59I actually don't know whether I have.
07:01Isn't that weird?
07:01Isn't that weird that I haven't?
07:03This goes on the cow.
07:05Feels like a beat that I'm going to...
07:07It does.
07:07And on what end.
07:08It feels very mystique, doesn't it?
07:11Right, you ready?
07:12Yeah, I'm ready.
07:13Put that one on there.
07:14Okay.
07:15Are you on?
07:15I'm in.
07:16Yeah, you're on.
07:17Well done.
07:19There you go.
07:19Sanction.
07:20That is it.
07:22There you go.
07:23Did we get it in time?
07:24Yeah, that's it.
07:25Nice.
07:26Genuinely, my wife is breastfeeding and pumping at the moment, and it's very similar.
07:29It's very similar.
07:30I was wondering whether I could actually maybe borrow this machine.
07:33It's very much like a dairy farm at my house right now.
07:36My wife just on the kitchen table.
07:41Well, I've got some protein powder.
07:44Oh, of course he's got some protein powder.
07:45I didn't want to bring, you know, beef jerky, because it would have been rude in front of these guys.
07:50Are you wanting to do a little protein shake?
07:53Is that what we're doing?
07:54You would have thought I'd bring a sachet.
07:56Uh-uh.
07:56I've brought a month's supply.
07:58So we're doing a protein shake.
07:59I mean, I don't do protein shakes, but I do go to the cocktail bars, as you can see.
08:02It's the same style.
08:03Oh, I'm sorry.
08:04Have I not shaken it enough?
08:06Yeah.
08:06Need some domic muscle.
08:08This is what I'm talking about.
08:10There we go.
08:13What's the verdict?
08:15Watch him now change into the Hulk.
08:19Are you necking the Hulk?
08:27Sorry, Imogen.
08:32No, don't worry, mate.
08:33I didn't want some anyway.
08:34It's fine.
08:35Oh, OK.
08:37OK.
08:38That was a milky...
08:40I got wafts of dairy just from that sound.
08:43It feels so strong.
08:45I downed a lot of milk.
08:47I felt...
08:47I felt...
08:48I felt really good.
08:49I felt strong, like a strong boy.
08:51My teeth have grown.
08:53Oh, always nice to rest, Joe.
08:55Oh, tell you what.
08:56It's really lovely to rest.
08:58Is it lunch, finally?
09:00It's got to be egg sandwiches.
09:02Me and my nana used to make this.
09:03It's just nice to, like, connect with nostalgia.
09:05What did you have?
09:07Um, chicken salad.
09:0917 grams of high protein.
09:11Nostalgia for me was picking up a meal deal.
09:13What?
09:13What, you didn't want to connect?
09:15There must have been a...
09:16No.
09:17No?
09:17Me, growing up, there wasn't a particular sandwich,
09:19but my parents were thrifty.
09:22I'm very aware that this challenge is still going on,
09:25and I'm just going to march on the spot for a bit, actually,
09:28because the three miles per hour thing,
09:30it needs to be kept up,
09:32and we keep stopping and chatting
09:34and having a little sandwich,
09:36or Joel keeps sucking from his weird little tube
09:38that's in a bag in his back.
09:39I just need to keep moving,
09:41so I need to win this, OK?
09:44Oh!
09:45See a big old mystery box.
09:48In the field, it's so idyllic.
09:50Here we go.
09:52Oh!
09:53I see camping equipment.
09:55Oh, this fills me with dread.
09:57Your final challenge.
09:59Set up camp and get ready for bed.
10:02Fastest wins.
10:03Let's make a ten.
10:04Let's make a ten.
10:09Are you ready?
10:10Born ready.
10:11Go!
10:11Let's ten.
10:16Okie dokie.
10:17Is there instructions?
10:19Maisie was all over the shop,
10:20and the farmer hates it when I call it a shop.
10:23But I'll be honest,
10:24I was going a bit slow on purpose.
10:26Maisie, I can't believe you're not reading the instructions.
10:28I am slightly concerned it's going to impact our three miles per hour thing.
10:33Oh, yeah, almost certainly.
10:35You need to pick somewhere that's got at least sunshade near it.
10:38But we were in the middle of the field trying to get a tent erected.
10:44No!
10:45Oh, a mattress pumped up.
10:49My bed is ready.
10:51And I was very, very hot.
10:56Don't rush, Maisie, but I'm just brushing for tea.
11:00I did have a one-man tent,
11:01and she had a tent for a, you know, a family of eight.
11:05OK.
11:07That is fantastic.
11:09Oh, yeah, a bit of collagen face mask here.
11:12Oh, yeah.
11:12Oh, come on.
11:13There.
11:14Ah!
11:15Oh, yes, please.
11:16I feel like a farming Batman.
11:18You look like they're an absolute nightmare.
11:21Oh!
11:22Ah!
11:23Whoa!
11:25Ah!
11:27Who won?
11:32Oh, come on.
11:35Mystery box!
11:36This is exciting.
11:37Shall I jump over the ravine?
11:38I'd be disappointed if you didn't.
11:40Oh, he's so brave.
11:42He's so brave.
11:43What do you think you've learnt today, then, Joel?
11:45I think I've learnt, actually, I can do quite a good cow impression.
11:48Oh, yeah?
11:49Let's hear it.
11:52That's actually what cows sound like.
11:54Yeah.
11:54See, they're coming to mate with me right now.
11:58See you later, guys.
11:59Otherwise, I'm sorry.
12:00Oh.
12:12You going to translate, or—?
12:18He just stood on a bit of Lego.
12:21Okay, so that's going to tell us the winner.
12:23I'm excited for this.
12:24Okay, let's find out.
12:25We'll find out the winner who walked closest to an average of three miles per hour.
12:33It's real tension.
12:35It's real tension here.
12:36Yeah.
12:36Joel, 2.46 miles per hour.
12:40Oh, that's good, Domit.
12:41That's good.
12:42Close.
12:45Maisie, 2.62 miles per hour.
12:49Yes, the double strides helped.
12:54I've really enjoyed this.
12:55It's been lovely, hasn't it?
12:56It's been really nice.
12:57You're taking that, are you?
12:59Taking the box?
12:59First rule of the countryside, Domit.
13:01Take only photographs, leave only footprints.
13:20All right.
13:20Someone knows your attention.
13:23He's getting there.
13:23I'll never plug and support.
13:23Let's see.
13:23Come on.
13:23Come on.
13:24Come on.
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