00:00I've done a photo because it's fantastic, but keep going.
00:03Yeah! Come on!
00:05I'm Maisie Adam.
00:06I'm Joel Domit.
00:07We're going on our annual summer holidays together.
00:10We're leaving every decision up to the mystery box.
00:14Are you scared of heights?
00:15To see if we can have a better holiday than ever before.
00:18Come on!
00:19It's some real out-of-the-box thinking.
00:22Shut up, Joel.
00:29Joel, I spy a mystery box.
00:31There it is.
00:32Come on.
00:33Oh!
00:34Oh, this is exciting.
00:36Oh, that's wobbly.
00:37Okay.
00:38I'm not entirely sure about this, Maisie.
00:40You're not convinced, are you?
00:41I'll be honest.
00:41I don't know, Maisie. I don't like it.
00:43Are you scared of heights?
00:44Yep.
00:45I'm going to close my eyes.
00:46Okay.
00:46Well, you close your eyes and I'll open the box.
00:49Let's have a look at the postcard.
00:51Oh, look at the postcard.
00:51Today, you'll be enjoying some traditional seaside fun and games.
00:56Your challenge, who can take the ultimate seaside photo?
01:00Oh, that's nice.
01:00Get snap happy.
01:02You have 30 minutes.
01:04There's cameras.
01:05There's two cameras, Joel.
01:06That's a camera there.
01:07Oh.
01:08There's a thumb brace.
01:09I don't know why they're planning on us injuring our thumbs.
01:13It's probably because you're holding on so tight.
01:15You've sprained your thumb.
01:16Eye drops.
01:17Eye drops.
01:18I think you've shed a tear already.
01:20And some energy gels to help you get through the rotation of this wheel.
01:24I can do with that.
01:25I don't think the thing you need is more energy.
01:27You feel quite overstimulated, don't you?
01:30Top up your SPF protection anytime without ruining your makeup.
01:34You too, Maisie.
01:35Ha-ha.
01:36That's lovely.
01:36That's implying you're the one that wears the makeup.
01:38Coming down, we're coming down, we're coming down.
01:39Okay, this is good.
01:40I actually feel like, Maisie, you need to, like, relax.
01:43You were so calm.
01:44You came across as really uncool there, actually.
01:49Immediately, I'm thinking seagulls.
01:51Of course you are.
01:52You can't go to the beach without getting intercepted by a seagull.
01:55So maybe, like, we get some chips or ice cream.
01:58Yes.
01:58And then I'm going to bait the seagulls.
02:00Right.
02:01And as they come in and swoop, you need to be like...
02:03What are you going to do?
02:04I'm thinking, I get in a hole, you build a mermaid over me,
02:09give me a tail, and I'm, if possible, a pert-breast.
02:13Okay.
02:14We've got 30 minutes.
02:15We need to start pert-breasting and seagull-baiting.
02:17We need pert-breasting, yes.
02:18Okay.
02:18Let's go.
02:20Oh, right, okay, fish and chips, fish and chips.
02:22Okay, you're paying.
02:24What have we got?
02:24What have we got?
02:25What have we got?
02:26Hello.
02:26Hi.
02:27Hi.
02:28This is the place.
02:29Do you know what the seagulls really like here?
02:32Everything?
02:32Everything.
02:33So I'm going to go chips in one hand,
02:35and then, like, maybe if we can get an ice cream in the other.
02:38Oh, that's good.
02:39You know?
02:40It's almost like the Statue of Liberty.
02:43That is hefty.
02:45Let's go get an ice cream.
02:46Oh, that's good.
02:46Yeah?
02:47Oh, my God.
02:49Hello.
02:49Hi.
02:50Hello.
02:51Please, could we have one ice cream, like a whippy?
02:53Lovely whippy.
02:54Lovely whippy.
02:54The seagull's going to love this.
02:56I know.
02:57It feels a shame that we're basically just buying an ice cream
02:59to be devoured by a seagull.
03:01Oh, my word.
03:02Fantastic.
03:03So much?
03:04Fantastic.
03:04Wow.
03:05So I'm going to stand like this.
03:06Do I look like the Lady Liberty?
03:07You do look like Lady Liberty.
03:09Go, go, go.
03:10Go into the mix.
03:11Go into the mix.
03:12Go into the mix.
03:13As soon as I got on the beach, I immediately regretted my artistic choice.
03:17I've done a photo because it's fantastic, but keep going.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Come on.
03:22Come on.
03:23I felt my face going into expressions that I've not made before.
03:27You've chased them all off to sea, Maisie.
03:30I think this is going to be good, you know.
03:33Oh, that's pretty good, Joel.
03:34It's coming all right, isn't it?
03:35That's really good.
03:36I feel like we've captured the chaos.
03:38I think a lot of them were there for the food, but also I think a lot of the seagulls
03:42were looking at a hare thinking it maybe was a nest.
03:50Oh, this is good.
03:51Right.
03:51Somewhere for you to lie.
03:53What do mermaids actually do, though?
03:54Lure sailors in.
03:56Oh, is that what it is?
03:57Yeah.
03:57Oh, yeah.
03:58Mermaid be up, baby.
03:59Why are the mermaid stories really boring?
04:02I don't know.
04:04Why are the mermaid stories really boring?
04:07Because she only has one tail.
04:10How's it looking?
04:11It looks so good, mate.
04:12Maybe some scales, a nice little bit of scoring.
04:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:16Right.
04:17Are you ready for your boobs?
04:18I'm so ready for my boobs.
04:20One, two, three.
04:22Boobs.
04:24Happy?
04:24I'm very happy.
04:26Happy with them?
04:26It's ended up with what I would only describe as sort of oat-like breasts.
04:30Ready?
04:32Oh, that's good.
04:33This is good.
04:33Is it like that?
04:34You're sort of peering between your two boobs.
04:37Peering.
04:37Yes.
04:37I think I made him a very lovely mermaid.
04:40I've heard some wolf whistles around.
04:42I'm chuffed to bits with that.
04:44You look great.
04:45The tide is coming in.
04:46Yeah, I know.
04:47I know.
04:47It is coming in.
04:48So I think you might be here for a while.
04:50So I'm just going to make sure you're all good.
04:52There we go.
04:54Oh, that's factor 50.
04:57So you're good.
04:57See you later, mate.
05:00I don't think sun's a problem.
05:06Here we go.
05:08What's it?
05:08A whole thing of pennies.
05:10Oh.
05:11What does it say?
05:13Head to the arcade.
05:14Mm-hmm.
05:14Who can win the biggest prize?
05:16Oh.
05:17You have 20 minutes from when you get to the amusement.
05:20The arcades are like the best bit about the seaside.
05:22Really?
05:22Yes.
05:23Have you never done arcades?
05:24I've never really been to an arcade, I'd say.
05:26Especially not on a pier.
05:27Okay.
05:27Before this gets too sad, let's go to the arcades.
05:29Because we've only got 20 minutes.
05:30Let's go.
05:39My strategy is to collect a number of prizes.
05:43And that'll be a big prize.
05:45Come on.
05:47I've done some good with the two peas.
05:49I'm now going to move on to the big boys with the pound coins.
05:51Let's see what we can find.
05:56Oh, it was close.
05:59It was so close.
06:01I'm coming for you, bear.
06:03I like to try and get things that I know would annoy my wife
06:08as soon as I walked in the house with it.
06:10This is great.
06:11I'm really hoping that I give that bear the snip.
06:14You cut the cord.
06:15It's quite dark, really.
06:17Sort of hanging there, looking at people arriving.
06:21Oh, so close.
06:25Come on.
06:27Come on.
06:29Yes.
06:31Oh.
06:32Look at this.
06:33And that's just one handful.
06:34I've got them everywhere.
06:35Look.
06:37I need to be strategic now with where I choose because I need maximum tickets per play.
06:44I've got £3 left.
06:46I've got to win that bear.
06:48I need to level up.
06:50Actually, I've got my energy gel.
06:53I feel so alive.
06:54Oh.
06:56Yeah, I've got some eye drops as well.
06:58It's starting to feel like my vision is the thing.
07:00It's the first letting me down on the bear.
07:02I need more.
07:03I need more.
07:12Yes.
07:14Yes.
07:15Yes.
07:15Yes.
07:16Yes.
07:1650 tickets.
07:16There's no way Domit's beating this.
07:19There's no way.
07:25There's no way.
07:27This is probably the most anyone's ever won on the tickets.
07:30Imagine what the prize is.
07:31It's probably like a house made of teddy bears.
07:37597.
07:39597.
07:43How did you get on?
07:45Well, thank you.
07:47Tell me how you got on first.
07:48Okay, okay.
07:49Tell me how you got on first.
07:50I don't want to brag, but I got 597 tickets.
07:56What?
07:56I got a prize.
07:57797?
07:58Uh-huh.
07:59I got a prize.
08:00It's big.
08:00A Segway.
08:02Yeah, a bit down from that.
08:03Uh, e-scooter.
08:05I got a rubber snake.
08:06I got a rubber snake.
08:07But, but, it goes big.
08:10That's gold.
08:11500?
08:12Yeah.
08:12Anyway, how did you get on?
08:14No way.
08:15Hey-oh!
08:16No way.
08:17Seriously.
08:18Come on.
08:19Yes.
08:20I won it.
08:21Fair and square.
08:24What do you want to see first?
08:33It's been some day, Domit.
08:35Oh, it's been.
08:35We've done a lot.
08:36We've done photo shoots.
08:38You've been a mermaid.
08:38I've been attacked by seagulls.
08:40We've been to the arcade.
08:42Oh, my God.
08:43I even forgot about the seagulls.
08:44Well, we've got the mystery box.
08:46It's going to tell us who the winner is.
08:48Oh, this is exciting.
08:49Here we go.
08:51Are you ready?
08:55Oh!
08:56There's a snake in there!
08:59Maisie's won it.
09:00I mean, it's a great pick, Joel.
09:02It is great.
09:02It's got drama.
09:04It's got passion.
09:05This won over your bear.
09:07That's mad.
09:08Congratulations.
09:09That's so good.
09:10I've got to be honest with you, Maisie.
09:11What?
09:13I didn't win the bear.
09:15What do you mean?
09:16The lady who worked there, she felt sorry for me.
09:19And she let me have the bear for a bit and show you and pretend.
09:23That's the saddest thing I think I've ever heard, Joel.
09:27You know what?
09:27I might just sleep on the beach.
09:29Can you bury me again?
09:29Yeah, no problem.
09:30I thought you'd never ask.
09:31I would love that.
09:32You can pick a place and we'll give you some sand boobies.
09:35Can I go to 34D?
09:38Yeah, you can.
09:39You can.
09:48I was like, can you see?
09:50Or do some sand boobies?
10:01I'm sorry.
10:01More than a water bottle.
10:01And if you see the sand boobies and not hard to go there, it's a great deal.
10:02I'm sorry.
10:02It's a rock.
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