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Summer Unboxed with Maisie and Joel Season 1 Episode 1 engsub fullepisode🎯
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00:01Really, Joel?
00:05I'm Maisie Adam.
00:06I'm Joel Domit.
00:07We're going on our annual summer holidays together.
00:11We're leaving every decision up to the mystery box.
00:14To see if we can have a better holiday than ever before.
00:19It's some real out-of-the-box thinking.
00:22Oh, shut up, Joel.
00:31Mystery box.
00:32Yes.
00:33Come on.
00:34Oh.
00:35Okay.
00:36Feels fitnessy.
00:37I don't want it to be fitness. Can you read it?
00:39Summer is the perfect time to explore wellness activities.
00:44That I love.
00:45I thought we were going to go on a run and I was dreading it.
00:47Wellness I'm here for.
00:48Who can be the most chill?
00:50This is great stuff.
00:52It's getting better and better.
00:53Lowest heart rate wins.
00:55I have a very low heart rate.
00:57Do you? What? Like, worryingly low?
00:58Honestly, doctors think I'm dead.
01:00They listen to my heart rate and it's just like...
01:07Okay, good, good.
01:08Okay.
01:09Let's have a look at what we got in this box.
01:10I'm a bigger fan of this.
01:12Do I look like I'm on a wellness retreat
01:13or do I look like I've escaped from the asylum?
01:16Right now, you're giving escaped.
01:18Yeah, yeah.
01:19Or beginner's karate.
01:21Oh, should I put mine on?
01:22Oh, yes, please.
01:23I love this.
01:24What are the...
01:25I don't like it.
01:28Whoa.
01:29Come on.
01:29A little bit of me is worried you already own these.
01:33A little bit of me has already been in these.
01:36I'm going to go in here.
01:37Hopefully, there's some hand gel.
01:39Oh!
01:41Okay.
01:42Meet your new health and wellbeing coach.
01:45It'll watch your sleep steps and stress.
01:47That's clever.
01:48Gone are the days where a watch would just tell the time.
01:51These will be how we monitor who's the most chill.
01:56Oh, yeah.
01:56I'm guessing.
01:57From our heart rate.
01:58Yeah.
01:58Two of the most excitable comedians on the circuit.
02:01What's this little thing?
02:03Get better sleep.
02:05Get better sleep!
02:07Stop shouting.
02:08Just get better sleep.
02:14It sort of sounds like an electric vehicle, doesn't it?
02:17It does sound like...
02:18You know, when they're reversing.
02:18Yeah, yeah.
02:19Your Uber's here, baby.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Ooh!
02:22Mega, babe.
02:23That's me.
02:24That's you, in a nutshell.
02:25It's Auntie Chafe.
02:27Oh.
02:27Auntie Chafe.
02:28It sounds like someone who's married to my uncle, Chafe.
02:39Okay.
02:40All right.
02:41We're ready.
02:42Whoa!
02:43Okay.
02:44That's happening.
02:45Please don't roll that t-shirt up, John.
02:46Is it better with the t-shirt down?
02:48Okay.
02:49Okay.
02:50Paddleboard yoga.
02:51Yeah.
02:51You've done it before?
02:52Never done paddleboarding, never done yoga.
02:55If there's anything to bring your heart rate up.
02:57It's that view.
02:58I think let's crash on, shall we?
03:00Yeah.
03:00Lovely.
03:02Oh, my God.
03:02I feel relaxed already.
03:05I'm not convinced that this is going to keep my heart rate down.
03:08Shoulders very tense.
03:09Yeah, 94, my heart rate.
03:12Oh, yeah.
03:13What are you at?
03:13I'm banged down at 75, baby.
03:15Oh, God.
03:16I think I might be in triple figures.
03:18We're going to just do a little bit of a warm-up.
03:20It feels quite warm already, Julie.
03:22It's all right.
03:22A little bit warmer in the joints.
03:24Yeah.
03:24So, if we can just come down.
03:26You're doing really well there, Jill.
03:27I knew I was doing it right.
03:28Come down a bit lower.
03:30Oh, stop asking Joel to squat in those little pounds.
03:33So, we're actually going to go sideways on our board and into like a tabletop position.
03:38All right.
03:38There is some frogs in the bank right now.
03:40I'm getting a hell of a view.
03:41Your right arm.
03:42And then if you can, you're going to lift your left leg.
03:44It's not up yet.
03:45If it's too hard to do both, just do the arm or the leg.
03:47I don't know what Joel's doing, but it doesn't sound good.
03:50And come down.
03:52Back to the middle.
03:55That's it.
03:56Both hands and knees back on the board.
03:58Thank God.
03:59Well done.
04:00I could win this one.
04:01I feel like Maisie, as an opponent, she doesn't just go with the flow, you know.
04:06Her shoulders are permanently high.
04:09This is a good impression of her.
04:12Oh, no.
04:13I can't believe it.
04:14What have you got, Joel?
04:15Heart rate?
04:16I don't know.
04:17I'm on 93.
04:19That Joel's 76.
04:20How?
04:21I know.
04:21I don't know.
04:22How?
04:22What I want you to do is this.
04:25As quick as you can go.
04:27I should come to you.
04:30Maisie's going back more.
04:32You all right, Maisie?
04:35I thought you said I had an anchor.
04:37I could have ended up in front.
04:39There.
04:39I had a day off, Dominic.
04:41Oh, sorry, Maisie.
04:42Am I just doing a headstand?
04:43Did you mean to have a...
04:45Yeah!
04:46Yeah!
04:51Right, so we're going to use a bit of plyometric.
04:54We're going to jump up and down.
04:56Julie, am I doing the highest jumps you've ever seen?
04:58I don't know.
04:59A little bit higher.
04:59Yeah, that's more like it.
05:01Have you ever jumped before, Maisie?
05:04Maisie, look.
05:04Look at how high my jumps are.
05:06You're making ripples for me, Joel.
05:08There we go.
05:09Really, Joel?
05:10Jump!
05:11Yeah!
05:15I'm sorry, I took you all out there!
05:16It was my last round.
05:18Well done!
05:19Thank you, Julie.
05:20But you did really well.
05:21I think I've got a tenfold in my mouth.
05:26What are you at the moment?
05:28I'm at 80 right now.
05:29I'm at 80?
05:31Game on.
05:32Game on.
05:33I'm going to take this off.
05:34Of course he is.
05:36Of course he is.
05:38Come on, guys.
05:39OK.
05:39Hi, Mum.
05:40I know you're watching.
05:43You look great, Maisie.
05:44Thanks.
05:45You look absolutely fantastic.
05:48You suit 1895.
05:50You're giving Tom Daley,
05:52and I'm sort of giving you a Victorian wench.
05:56One.
05:56Two.
05:58Three.
06:02I can't go under, Joel.
06:04I can't.
06:04I can't.
06:06Oh!
06:08Oh!
06:10Oh!
06:10Oh!
06:10Oh!
06:10Oh!
06:12No!
06:13Oh, God!
06:15Oh!
06:16Oh!
06:17You do the...
06:1996!
06:20It's 96!
06:22What are you at?
06:23I hate you too.
06:25Don it.
06:26It's a no for me.
06:27It's a no for me.
06:28Are you out?
06:28Are you out?
06:28Are you okay?
06:29I'm out.
06:30Oh!
06:31Oh, God.
06:32Oh!
06:34Lowering your body into a cold tub full of ice.
06:38That's a cry for help, mate.
06:44Hello!
06:45And welcome to our wellness class.
06:48Maisie, Maisie.
06:49Wellness voice.
06:52Keep it chill.
06:53Hello.
06:55And welcome.
06:58It feels creepy.
06:59It feels really creepy.
07:00It feels creepy.
07:00Why did you suddenly become a ghost?
07:03I breathe in for three and I just want to hear a noise come out on the exhale.
07:15Joel will now play some relaxing sounds for the group.
07:27Is that the relaxing sound you wanted?
07:29I think Joel was too relaxed there.
07:30Well, at least we know which way the breeze is blowing now.
07:34Sorry, I was so relaxed.
07:45Deep breaths.
07:52Listen to the wind.
07:54Not Joel's wind.
07:56The wind.
07:57Maybe change the track.
07:58Change the track.
07:59Oh, let's do this one.
08:04Let's embrace our inner children.
08:08If anyone wants to cry or shit themselves, please do now.
08:12Yeah.
08:13Yeah, that's fine.
08:14Okay.
08:15Okay.
08:15We're now going to come round with some eye patches.
08:19Mm-hmm.
08:20Here we go.
08:23Given with love and kindness.
08:25Given with love and kindness.
08:27It's in my eye.
08:27It's in my eye.
08:28It's in your eye.
08:29Yeah, it's over your eye.
08:30It's in my eye.
08:30Using it like a patch.
08:32Sorry.
08:33There we go.
08:34All right, then.
08:34Here we go.
08:35I'm so relaxed right now.
08:36And inhale and exhale.
08:42And be comfortable.
08:43There was one bit where I turned to Joel because I was like,
08:46do you want to hop in here, mate?
08:47Because you've not said anything.
08:48And Joel was fast asleep.
08:51He'd meditated himself to sleep.
08:54And I glanced at his watch and he was on, I don't know, three.
08:59And exhale.
09:00Do exhale.
09:01Do exhale.
09:05Here we go.
09:06I'm excited, Joel.
09:08I love these ones.
09:10What have we got?
09:11Oh!
09:12Okay, sure.
09:13Okay, what a way to find out I've got a massive head.
09:15There's a reason that you've got interesting haircuts.
09:18Do you want to read your postcard?
09:19You must find strength in unity.
09:21You have 30 minutes.
09:24Two must become one.
09:26Two must become one?
09:28I think they want us to have sex.
09:30I don't think that's what that's about.
09:32Is that not?
09:32I don't think so.
09:33With the helmets on.
09:34Mmm.
09:35Safety first.
09:36Could be the tandem.
09:37Could be tandem.
09:37What without having two saddles.
09:3930 minutes to cycle around here?
09:41Yeah.
09:41And keep a low heart rate.
09:43I must keep reminding myself that.
09:45Just saying that out loud shot me up from 74 to 83.
09:49I'm on 68.
09:50You're still on 68.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Are you okay?
09:53What's that?
09:54Chafe green.
09:55That should be applied.
09:57Really wish I'd gone before the guy with hairy legs.
10:00Yeah, it's not.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Is it matting?
10:02Yeah, it's not nice to actually do double dip him on that.
10:04Oh, there's a couple of hairs on there.
10:05There's a couple of hairs on there.
10:07Good.
10:07Good.
10:08You've got to blow them off.
10:10You look great.
10:11Oh, it's tricky isn't it with the balance?
10:13I haven't done this before.
10:14Right.
10:15Which is also what I would say if we were having sex.
10:17Now, tactics on the tandem bike was do not pedal the tandem bike.
10:21I thought, let him do all the hard work.
10:24Get the physicality of Domit.
10:27Get him doing all the work.
10:28And then just when he's at his most vulnerable physically,
10:32then come in with the mentality stuff.
10:34Then come in with do you think your wife loves you?
10:37Do you think Ramesh is after your job?
10:38Do you think your sons have entered the Manosphere?
10:41It's classic stuff.
10:44Well, let's do it.
10:46Stay nice and relaxed.
10:48How are you finding the pedalling up front?
10:50I feel like the pedalling is really harder than I thought it was going to be.
10:54We're up to 80s, 80s, 90.
10:5690?
10:57That's pretty good.
10:5890.
10:59That's pretty good.
11:00Come on.
11:01How are you finding parenthood, Joel?
11:03It's tough, but I'm enjoying it so much.
11:06Honestly, the hardest part is being away from them.
11:08Yeah, do you ever think like you being away, you know,
11:11might have like detrimental effects on their sort of like development?
11:15Especially now with like the dangers to young boys joining the Manosphere,
11:19like not having father figures.
11:21Does it ever cross your mind that maybe like, you know, you being away,
11:25Hannah could like, I don't know,
11:28realise that she could be with a more present partner?
11:32Now I'm thinking about it, you know.
11:34Yeah.
11:35Maisie was really not chilling me out with the conversation.
11:38She was really awful.
11:42Saying some awful things.
11:43Come on, Joel.
11:44Five minutes left.
11:45Okay.
11:46Come on.
11:46Oh God.
11:47Come on, put it to the end.
11:48I promise.
11:48I'm really, really cycling.
11:50I wonder how Romesh would do at this.
11:52Yeah, he'd probably do really well at it.
11:55He does well at absolutely everything.
11:57Yeah.
11:58We both worked really hard there, mate.
11:59Well done.
12:00Oh, that is, that's wet.
12:02124.
12:02It's gone up.
12:04Triple figures for the Domit.
12:06For the first time.
12:08Yeah.
12:09I think it was the Romesh stuff that did it.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Sorry about that.
12:12No, no, it's all right.
12:13I need to give him a call.
12:13Just 94 from me.
12:15Nice 90.
12:15That's weird, isn't it?
12:1694 from me.
12:17Yeah.
12:18That is odd.
12:19Yeah.
12:22Imagine if this hill was the thing that made me have a really high heart rate after all
12:26this time.
12:27This is going to be the winner, Joel.
12:30I don't know how this is going to go.
12:32Oh.
12:33With the lowest average heart rate, the most chill is...
12:37Joel.
12:38Oh.
12:39Joel, 85.
12:41Maisie, 94.
12:42Stop.
12:43What?
12:4494.
12:45Not bad.
12:45I was born in 85 as well.
12:47I was born in 94.
12:48Stop it, stop it.
12:48I actually was.
12:49Stop it.
12:50Stop it.
12:51No.
12:53Oh my God, it's good.
12:54That's so exciting.
12:54I've gone to 111 just for now.
12:57Whoa.
12:57I've gone up.
12:58I've gone to 105.
12:59This is the least chill we've been all day.
13:01This is so great.
13:0285 and 94.
13:04Genuinely, that's really cool.
13:05That's really cool.
13:07You're so old.
13:22guy, nd I can't even think I've got it.
13:26We've got this, man.
13:26I've gone to 10 people.
13:27I'm afraid of 10 people.
13:27I'm ready.
13:27We're going to get you.
13:28You're going to get you.
13:28We're going to get you.
13:28You
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