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00:00Oh
00:30Oh
00:30Oh
00:36Hi, Mrs. Woods!
00:37Hi!
00:38You look beautiful!
00:43Hi, Mr. Woods!
00:45Hi
00:47But it's just a sweet, sweet
00:49medicine, baby
00:51When I close my eyes
00:54Oh
00:55Good birthday, girl!
00:56Oh
00:59Let's give it up one more time
01:00for the birthday, girl!
01:02Elle Woods!
01:05Please leave and see, baby
01:07Bring up for my love
01:09You don't want to say, baby
01:12Oh, give it up
01:14Please leave and see, baby
01:18Please leave and see, baby
01:19Please leave and see, baby
01:21Thank you, DJ Jonathan
01:24I know today is supposed to be my day
01:26But
01:27Really, it's about you
01:29Because as I look out at all your faces
01:33I see so many people who made me into the woman I am today
01:37I know everyone sees me and thinks
01:39Well, she knows exactly who she is and what she wants
01:42And they're right
01:45But you all played a huge part in that
01:48Tiffany
01:49You helped me find my signature scent
01:52Mrs. Campbell
01:53You showed me the importance of an SPF
01:57And Madison
01:58My best friend at 12.5 years
02:01I can't even count the number of times you've saved me
02:04from over-plucking my eyebrows
02:07If it weren't for you, I would look like the Mona Lisa in my yearbook photo
02:12She's not done yet, honey
02:14She's landing the plane
02:15I know you
02:17Thank you
02:18So I would just like to raise a glass to all of you
02:21My friends, my world
02:23I'm so lucky to have this life
02:26I wouldn't change a thing
02:30Cheers
02:36Maybe something like Madonna, but not exactly Madonna
02:40Madonna two years ago
02:42Not Madonna now
02:54Amazing
02:55Thank you
02:56Although we had that falling out in third grade
02:58When you got your ears pierced without me
03:00So technically, it's only been 12 years of friendship
03:02I thought we swore never to speak of that again
03:06Okay, let's talk junior year
03:08I'm assuming that you've put together some five-point plan
03:11To allow us to dominate 11th grade
03:13Uh, no
03:15It's a three-point plan
03:17More concise, it's better
03:19Step one
03:20Solidify our friendships with the coolest senior girls
03:22So our reputations are firmly in place when they graduate
03:25Obviously
03:26Mm-hmm
03:27Step two
03:27Become group leaders in the cheer squad
03:29Mm, that's inevitable
03:31And step three
03:32And this is probably the most important step of all
03:35Mm-hmm
03:36Have the most perfect first kiss with the most perfect guy
03:39Mm, let me guess
03:41Ah, Josh
03:44Do you want me to talk to him for you?
03:45No
03:46I have a better idea
03:47Okay
03:48I'm gonna start a rumor that he has a crush on me
03:51And then he'll hear the rumor
03:52And he'll start to wonder
03:54Do I have a crush on her?
03:55And then we'll be in the most perfect location together
03:57Bryan Adams song will start to play
04:00And then he'll kiss me
04:03Or you could just talk to him now
04:05It's not really part of the plan
04:06Josh
04:07Go
04:08Go
04:08Madison, Madison
04:09Plan
04:10I will get right on that
04:12Yes
04:16Happy birthday
04:17Thanks, Ha
04:19Josh
04:20You are so sweet
04:22Uh, well, I'm really glad Madison called me over
04:25There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about
04:27Really?
04:36So I've been thinking about you, actually
04:38Yeah
04:41And...
04:43Happy birthday to you
04:47Sorry
04:48It's okay
04:48Happy birthday to you
04:51Happy birthday dear Elle
04:58Happy birthday to you
05:03Happy birthday, sweetie
05:24Hi, honey
05:25Just one second
05:26I'm almost done learning about women who can't experience intimacy
05:30Oh
05:31Uh...
05:32Elle
05:32We have something important we want to talk to you about
05:35Oh, God
05:37Is this about Marlena?
05:40Which one's Marlena?
05:42It's days of our lives
05:44Oh
05:45She's been possessed by pure evil
05:46So John performed an exorcism on her
05:48But then she went into cardiac arrest and died
05:51So this is, um...
05:53It's about your dad
05:57You remember that nose job I did on, you know
06:01Oh, of course
06:03It didn't set
06:05What do you mean it didn't set?
06:08Um...
06:08Kind of...
06:11Dad
06:12That's social suicide
06:13I know
06:14She had to drop out of her next movie
06:15It's a mess
06:16And word's starting to spread that it's my fault
06:18There might be a lawsuit
06:20So...
06:21We are gonna have to lay low for a little bit
06:25Of course
06:27I didn't know you were carrying all of this, Dad
06:29Oh, I'm so glad you feel that way
06:31Because I've had to look for other work
06:33People in smaller markets
06:34That need someone with my background
06:36That's exactly what you should be doing
06:37You need to be proactive
06:40I found a place
06:41Uh, it's a private practice
06:43Only one other doctor
06:44I can't afford to be choosy right now
06:46It's great
06:47What's it called?
06:51Seattle's Elite
06:53Because the other doctor's from Seattle?
06:55Because the practice is in Seattle
06:57And they're opening an office here?
06:58No, the office is in Seattle
06:59And you'll commute to Seattle
07:00Elle, we're moving to Seattle
07:04Elle
07:07It doesn't sound right
07:08Just until people forget about this whole situation
07:11How long will that be?
07:13Couple years
07:15That's my whole life
07:16Hey, hey
07:18The Woods family
07:20Is adaptable
07:22Mm-hmm
07:22Do you remember when those coyotes wandered over
07:25During my night before the night before party?
07:27Yes
07:28I told everyone
07:29Uh, we imported them for ambiance
07:31Mm-hmm
07:31And guess what?
07:32We all had a great time
07:33We did
07:34This is just like that
07:37Except for longer
07:59Hey, it's nothing a little grief shopping can't fix
08:02Okay, okay, here's what you have to do
08:04You know your dad feels guilty, right?
08:05Yeah
08:06So you prey on that guilt
08:07And then you lock it away
08:08And then you start to collect interest on it
08:10Until one day you need something from him
08:11And he owes you, big time
08:13You know what that works?
08:14Oh yeah
08:14My dad forgot my birthday like five years ago
08:17And now I can have boys over when the door floats
08:19But that doesn't help me now
08:21I still have to move to
08:24I can't even say it
08:27Seattle
08:28Hey, we'll talk all the time
08:30And we'll come visit you
08:31I've never been to Seattle
08:32It sounds...
08:34North
08:34Yeah
08:35Your life is not over
08:37It's just...
08:38Different
08:39Mm-hmm
08:39Mm-hmm
08:42Help!
08:43I'm coming
08:45Honey, the movers are almost here
08:49I see where all my Ferrero Rocher went
08:53I'm not leaving
08:55Oh
08:57I'm faking my own debt
09:00Look how dead I look
09:01That's too bad
09:02I had a gift for you
09:03But I guess I'll have to give it to someone who's alive
09:08Does it rhyme with...
09:10Marsachi?
09:11Even better
09:12Huh
09:17Oh my god
09:20Is he mine?
09:22He's yours
09:23Oh
09:23I know
09:25He's so cute
09:27Aw
09:29Wait
09:32Did you adopt
09:33Did you adopt?
09:34Or did you shop?
09:36The spelling's just redecorated and earth tones don't match their new color palette
09:40So I rescued this little blondie from them
09:45Aww
09:47My god, you are just a baby
09:50I bet you're a Gemini like me
09:52Oh
09:53Oh
09:54And such a tough guy
09:55Oh
09:56You need a tough guy name
09:59I know
10:00I know
10:00Bruiser
10:15We can do this
10:18Get in here
10:19Oh my god
10:22Who is this?
10:23This is a bruiser
10:25Bruiser
10:25Are you so cute?
10:26Hi little guy
10:28I didn't realize I've been replaced already
10:30Yeah
10:36I could never replace you
10:40You can do this
11:06I'm only happy when it rains
11:10I'm only happy when it's complicated
11:14And though I know you can't appreciate it
11:18I'm only happy when it rains
11:22Pour your misery down
11:26Pour your misery down
11:30Pour your misery down
11:32Pour your misery down
11:37I can't, I can't, I can't
11:41I'm only happy when it rains
11:46You'll wanna hear about my new obsession
11:50I'm riding high upon a deep depression
11:54I'm only happy when it rains
11:57I'm only happy when it rains
12:03Oh, this is us!
12:21I know it's scary
12:23But this is just gonna be our new home for a little while
12:33Was a funeral home using this place as storage?
12:37It came furnished
12:39Isn't that convenient?
12:41Nope
12:41Okay
13:07Bruiser
13:08We have to give Seattle a shot
13:20Wish me luck
13:34Bruiser
13:35Wish me luck
13:42Do you have your beeper?
13:45Yes
13:46Lunch money?
13:48Yes
13:48Your armor?
13:51My what?
13:54It is my armor
13:55I know
13:58Whoa
14:00Oh my god
14:09Where are the manors?
14:20Hey
14:22It's gonna be fine
14:25Feeling very blonde
14:29There's another one
14:30Mom, her roots
14:32I know
14:33We hope it's a choice
14:38Hey
14:41You got this
14:43You got this
14:43Yeah
14:44You got this
14:45you?
14:46You got this
14:48you?
14:48You got this
14:49You got this
14:59you?
15:04Get out of my way.
15:07Nice umbrella.
15:08Thanks.
15:09It's an heirloom.
15:10She's joking.
15:11You look like a idiot.
15:20Bye.
15:22No.
15:26Ooh, Chess.
15:28I love smart people.
15:30So you hate yourself.
15:42It's a total straw man argument.
15:44No one actually thinks that Eddie Vedder is better than Kurt Cobain.
15:50Now, if you were to say Chris Cornell.
15:52No way, dude.
16:09Do you do anything fun over the summer?
16:12Mm-hmm.
16:15What?
16:16This summer.
16:17Do you do anything fun?
16:18What do you mean?
16:24What's that?
16:26A zine.
16:28Oh, like a magazine.
16:30I have two subscriptions to Cosmo.
16:32One for my archives and one I can crease.
16:35No, like a zine.
16:38Cool.
16:39What else are you into?
16:41Did someone put you up to this?
16:43I'm Elle.
16:44I like iced coffee the month of July and when people dress kind of Tennessee, even if they
16:49don't play tennis.
16:51Was it Kimberly?
16:54Uh, welcome to First Period.
16:57I am Mr. Nichols and this is English.
17:04Okay.
17:05Let's just dive right into it.
17:08Much ado about nothing.
17:11It was the shortest thing on your summer reading list so it's kind of a gimme.
17:16Uh, yes?
17:18First of all, nice to meet you.
17:21Second of all, I never received a summer reading list.
17:25It was mailed out in May.
17:27Yeah, I, uh, I actually didn't know I'd be going to this school until kind of recently.
17:32There was this whole thing with my dad.
17:35Don't ask.
17:36Like, seriously, don't ask.
17:38I can't talk about it.
17:40NDA.
17:41Well, you'll have to read the play this week because you will each be writing a
17:45paper on its themes this weekend.
17:49Hi.
17:50Hi.
17:51At my old school, we were given the option to have our own take on the assignment.
17:55Is that an option here?
17:56Uh, your own take?
17:57Yeah, like we could create a song based on the reading or a short film.
18:02I went to middle school with Tim Burton's nephew and you have not experienced Tuck Everlasting
18:06until you've seen it in stop motion.
18:09I'm sure I haven't.
18:11But I would say no.
18:13So, that's not an option.
18:15A paper is a paper.
18:22Just try to keep up, okay?
18:26So, much ado about nothing.
18:27What is it?
18:28It is a play.
18:29What do we know about it?
18:30It was written by William Shakespeare, the great bard himself.
18:34We're still accepting donations for the auction.
18:38We're still accepting donations for the auction.
18:40We're still accepting donations for the auction.
18:43Holy Pierce Brosnan.
18:44We're accepting donations.
18:45A kindred spirit.
18:48So, nice to meet a fellow stranger in a strange land.
18:52Did I see you this morning?
18:55You're the guy who almost hit my mom's car with your skateboard.
18:58I thought you were a jerk, but you're just British.
19:01You're used to driving on the wrong side of the road, which I totally get.
19:05Not the driving thing.
19:07I'm not from here either.
19:09Wow.
19:10Is this place different, right?
19:11Right.
19:12Have you noticed how many hoodies they wear?
19:15What is that about?
19:17I'm out with...
19:18Oh.
19:19Dustin.
19:20And I've lived here for like nine years, so that's most of my life.
19:25Cool.
19:26I'll just go to my locker.
19:34Which is right by here.
19:36It's great.
19:43You can't really open birth at the same time.
19:46Okay.
19:47I'll just go after you then.
20:01Look, I just need to get my lunch money from here.
20:10Okay.
20:15What even are those?
20:18I don't know if it's really your thing.
20:23What's happening with the support staff?
20:26Not getting paid a living wage.
20:29It's been all over the news.
20:33Okay.
20:34The news is a non-fictional TV show that connects real people to real issues.
20:41I know what the news is.
20:44Look.
20:45These are yours.
21:01hi could you help me with something sorry just trying to get the lay of the lands like
21:05what clicks are where who sits with who yeah i still feel like you're messing with me
21:10what's the uh agenda here i'm not messing with you i just have this whole three-point plan and
21:16the first step is to let it find geeks jocks dnd nerds stoners kids of parents with microsoft
21:28money and kids of parents with bowing money
21:40hi again which ones are the stoners
21:48and the microsoft kids
21:55could you just point me in the direction of the senior girls
21:58and if one of them could have won homecoming queen or one of the top tier superlatives even better
22:02okay so you're not looking for just any old person you want a cool senior who can totally boost your
22:09popularity yes exactly you should be friends with that girl over there the one with the curly hair
22:18do you want to come with no i'm good
22:29hi ladies i was told this is where the coolest of the cool senior sit
22:33well technically i'm a junior but spiritually i'm a senior
22:39oh you're sitting
22:43wait i thought we were going to the bikini kill show that weekend
22:46it's so fun
22:48you know bikini kill
22:51oh i know bikinis
22:54that kill
23:00okay whose car are we taking are we seriously taking a bus to olympia
23:03no miles is
23:04oh we can't take a guy's car to a bikini kill show i mean think of how that would look
23:07oh i totally feel your struggle
23:09all my friends at home have cars
23:11it's impossible not to have one if you live in la but instead of getting me a car my parents
23:15moved me to seattle
23:16hmm
23:17la
23:19yeah that explains it
23:20you must be so happy to have escaped
23:24what's wrong with la
23:25nothing i think we just value different things here like the planet and social justice
23:33and not being totally entitled and sitting wherever we want in the cafeteria on our first day
23:38when some of us have spent four years earning this table
23:46have you ever actually been to la
23:51uh no
23:52no you couldn't pay any of us to set foot in california
23:57and this little exchange is not changing my mind
24:00okay before la barbie interrupted us
24:03the jackets
24:04right
24:04yeah
24:05you know the ones
24:17okay
24:17yeah
24:19okay
24:19i'll have them get back to you
24:22all right sudie well good to hear she's doing well bye
24:25hi
24:25hi
24:27love the bobbleheads
24:28try shake
24:32could i see the school nurse i'm not um
24:36feeling well
24:37hang on a second caleb
24:38cafeteria is that way
24:40yeah i think i'm just gonna skip it today
24:42not gonna happen
24:44come here
24:49i'm serious
24:49thank you donalds
24:55why is he skipping lunch
24:58his parents haven't paid for school lunch but the boys gotta eat and i have petty cash
25:02so
25:03that's so nice
25:05no one at my old school would have done that
25:07uh-huh
25:08well the way i see it is that it is my job to look out for all of you and
25:13if that means
25:15sneaking into the cafeteria to get someone a piece of cake for their birthday or signing a permission slip that
25:22their parents forgot to sign
25:24you know
25:26some rules are made to be broken
25:31is that a cosmo
25:33you can tell by the corner
25:34of course
25:37all right
25:38i know this may not seem like my thing but all those little quizzes are so addictive
25:44i know
25:44and their horoscopes have been right on several occasions it's kind of my bible
25:50oh my god me too i just moved here so i'm waiting for my subscription to get forwarded here
25:54oh
25:55could i just
26:00thank you
26:11hi donna um just give me five and then i'm gonna make a few phone calls
26:17yeah absolutely
26:18now there is just one more form i need you to fill out
26:24we kind of have a no chit chat policy here in the office
26:27i totally understand
26:30now i could call your parents and tell them you have a 24-hour bug or something
26:36or you could spend your lunch in here
26:38doing that very important paperwork of course
26:40and you could give this place a chance
26:44what kind of chance
26:45well if this was your first day at your old school
26:49how would you be spending it
26:57let's go let's go hey hey let's go and i don't know your mascot so go team go
27:11thank you
27:14it's fine you're in
27:15oh
27:17really
27:18don't you need to take a few days and put up a list or something
27:22no no you're in great thank you so much ladies i won't let you down next
27:36good luck
27:41l-e-t-s-g-o that's the way we spell let's go let's go
27:46hey hey let's go
27:47great you're in
27:53that's right
27:57great you're in
27:59great you're in
28:05great so great okay
28:10Okay.
28:21Are you sure you're all right?
28:24Does this school not have a football team?
28:26If so, I can't imagine they're very highly motivated since...
28:30Yeah, football's not really a thing here.
28:32So who do they root for?
28:34I think girls here think cheering for boys is lame.
28:39So they just cheer for themselves?
28:47You got a name?
28:50Elwitz.
28:51El-Witz?
28:53Yeah.
29:04Okay.
29:05Ooh.
29:06I have to say, I love my office.
29:10Aww.
29:12I knew you would.
29:13Yeah, and the nice thing about the slower pace is that I feel like I could really spend time with
29:18my patients.
29:18Like, I might actually make a difference.
29:20Me too.
29:21Yeah?
29:22Can you believe they didn't have Tai Bo here yet?
29:26Such an interesting place, Eva.
29:28Yes.
29:29What about you?
29:30How's the new school?
29:31Yeah, you said you tried out for cheer.
29:33How was it?
29:35I don't think I'm gonna join.
29:38The girls here just kind of cheer for themselves.
29:41I don't get it.
29:43Hmm.
29:43I think it's feminism.
29:45Yeah, that's very in right now.
29:49Hmm.
29:49It's probably why Marlena came back to life.
29:52Can you believe she's not even possessed anymore?
29:55She did.
29:58Honey.
29:59Oh no.
30:00I left the tape in your room.
30:01I thought you'd watched it already.
30:02Well, I was saving it for a pre-dinner treat.
30:09I can't believe we moved here.
30:11This will do you no more good than your fighters and prayers
30:15and your irksome holy water.
30:20Oh, all right, all right, all right.
30:23I'll play your game.
30:25I've been playing right along.
30:27It's not even worth it.
30:29What should be my next...
30:38Marlena's possession was all I had.
30:48Hmm.
30:53At Woods Residence, you've reached At Woods.
30:56Hello?
30:58Madison?
31:00Alice, go to the car phone.
31:02What?
31:03Madison?
31:04I can't hear you.
31:06I got a car phone.
31:08Oh, that's so cool.
31:10I know, right?
31:11Tiffany and Amber are here too.
31:13Hi, Elle.
31:14We don't have time for hellos.
31:15Sorry.
31:15Oh, I only have two minutes on this thing
31:17before I start getting charged a gazillion dollars
31:19and my parents kill me.
31:20But the headline is...
31:21School was crazy today.
31:23So crazy.
31:24That sounds really fun, you guys.
31:27It was.
31:27Jess got a really unfortunate earring
31:30and Susie got even more unfortunate highlights
31:32and I think that Chad and Becca are anything
31:33even though they're still pretending like they're not.
31:35No, it was literally like a Hall of Fame first day.
31:37That's exactly what I was going to say.
31:39Hall of Fame.
31:40Right?
31:40Yeah.
31:41Wow.
31:44Um, has Hot Josh asked about me?
31:50Not so much in his words, but in his actions, absolutely.
31:55But enough about us.
31:56How was your first day?
31:57Did you make any friends?
31:58Does the school secretary count?
32:02That's a great jumping off point.
32:05I just...
32:06I don't feel like I really speak the same language
32:08as anyone here.
32:10Well, have you tried learning their language?
32:12What do you mean?
32:13Get fluent in Seattle.
32:15I don't know if that's possible.
32:18I'm sorry, Elle.
32:19Two minutes are up.
32:19We miss you.
32:20We love you.
32:21I miss you guys.
32:24Bye.
32:31Get fluent in Seattle.
32:46Get fluent in Seattle.
33:05Now that the night is over
33:10And the sun comes
33:12Like a guy
33:13Into our room
33:18All perfect life
33:21And promises
33:25Got a whole lot
33:27New sensation
33:30Elle, right?
33:32Yes, it's Elle Woods
33:34And you're Kimberly
33:36From yesterday
33:37There's a rumor going around
33:39That I feel like I should make you aware of
33:41Out of love
33:42Oh my god, what is it?
33:44Well, people are saying
33:45That you wearing that shirt
33:46Is the second worst thing
33:48To ever happen to Nirvana
33:50Wait, I'm sorry
33:51Did you replace the eyes
33:53With little hearts?
33:54I leaned into its innate
33:56Smiliness
33:58Did no one ever tell you
33:59That we don't do posers here?
34:02Seattle isn't a costume
34:03And Pink
34:04And Pink
34:52Mom?
34:55Bruiser?
34:57Anyone?
35:15Hi, you've reached Madison Ledoux's car. I've run out of minutes for this month, but leave a message and I'll
35:21listen to it in 27 days.
35:54Mom?
35:57Mom?
35:58Mom is here!
36:06What is this?
36:08No one could be expected to succeed in that much gray.
36:18Wait...
36:27you hate it no what I got the wrong shade you wanted spring watermelon
36:36what I love it does your face know you love it I do that's the problem I'm shallow
36:45what kind of person has the worst day of her life solved by pink drapery a nice one
36:53what if I really am the vapid LA girl they all think I am well I don't know if you
36:58should be
36:58putting so much stock in the opinions of people who wear leather jewelry you don't understand
37:02they fight for things like social justice and hold student auctions and they write their own zines
37:12what's a zine exactly
37:16you know who you are you're a gemini I bet they hate astrology too that means you're funny and smart
37:28and adaptable and you find a way to make all types of friends you say they have depth they care
37:34well
37:34so do you you're right I do care you just have to show them that
37:53oh hi Donna have you seen Dustin um yeah he's right over there I want to see if he needs
37:59help
38:00with his action does this mean you've made a friend way to fit in sort of all right go get
38:06him tiger
38:06thanks Donna okay then if uh pasta's not your thing yeah but what about this basketball is there
38:17anything special about this basketball it's oh okay it's just a basketball it's just a basketball but it
38:23it's a nice basketball I guess I will just keep it for myself all right what's next uh a vase
38:33from my
38:33mom a vase from Jake's mom any starting bits I have something I'd like to say this isn't just any
38:47vase
38:49it is a multi-use art piece it can hold flowers it can serve as an organizer for your school
38:59supplies or it can
39:02just look nice what are you doing I am helping the support staff of this school who are being vastly
39:09underpaid don't you watch the news the first rule of fundraising is you have to be a salesperson watch
39:16this vase is also an investment piece let's say Justin's mom Jacob's mom clothes up as an artist
39:25the next few years do you know how much money you can make off of this potentially thousands of dollars
39:31mm-hmm 20 bucks we have 20 bucks that's a deal 25 not bad but can anyone beat that 30
39:53going once going twice sold to miles miles
40:05hi guys
40:12okay what's next here you go oh it's uh it's really something I have to come clean Jacob's mom's never
40:19going to make it in the art world I am so sorry well you could have convinced me actually you
40:25did
40:25convince me that's why I bought it hmm are we doing this thanks again what's next
40:35oh a jersey a Ken Griffey jr jersey a Ken Griffey jr jersey let's start the bidding at 20
40:48how about 15
40:54okay look who cares about Ken Griffey jr what I mean is that we all obviously care about Ken Griffey
41:04jr
41:04yeah yeah who we care about more are the people who care about us the support staff of the school
41:12like Donna Donna's let me eat lunch in her office every day since I've been here even when she wasn't
41:19supposed to you guys she pays for some students lunches using petty cash Alison she's turned a blind
41:28eye to your tardies she knows it's not your fault when your mom's been late and that's not even
41:33mentioning the permission slip she signed the unexcused absences she doesn't mark and I've only
41:38been at the school a couple days this is money going directly into Donna's pocket and into the pocket
41:43of dozens of other Donna's at this school so I'll ask you again who wants this Ken Griffey jr jersey
41:5320 bucks 30 35
42:00okay Alison
42:02not bad yeah well looks like I'm not as shallow as you thought I never said you were shallow
42:08how about going once going twice
42:15soul to Alison
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43:02hey 90210 get anyone fired lately what oh you didn't hear your little stunt yesterday got
43:09donna fired it turns out when you announce every single rule someone's broken to the entire school
43:16they get punished for it who knew oh well maybe except everyone that's not i was just trying to help
43:26oh yeah
43:26how'd that go
43:32but i'm a creep
43:37i'm a learner
43:42what the hell about you
43:52everything just feels backwards here this doesn't seem sanitary happy monday pink slip
43:57oh this isn't a slip it's more of an alpaca tweed i assume you're mad at me too i actually
44:03didn't
44:03even notice you which i don't know is that worse high school is hard for everyone no matter where
44:09you live kimberly's obviously relishing my fall from grace i think you're overestimating how much
44:15people liked you before this but you are going to win over this entire city before you know it
44:23you could be concussed fine on the drive over here you claimed your favorite color was charcoal
44:28i did not say that just testing your short-term memory you passed i kind of like someone here
44:33who i really can't like is it unrequited how could it be unrequited you're elwood's i'm sorry i said
44:42that i don't know why you won't give that girl a chance and maybe there are other sides to me
44:47maybe i'm not the rule-abiding gemini i always thought when the detention gets so uncool
44:53i have this petition it's for the greater good why won't you fight this with me because neither
44:58of us have a law degree i have a jackie astute skirt i have been dying to mobilize god i
45:03miss la at least
45:04there we could keep hell safe from the criminal element she trick-or-treated at the menendez house
45:10i feel like i don't even know you when you're ready to be elwood's again give me a call
45:15i think you gotta ask yourself who'd rather disappoint your mom or yourself officer can we arrest her
45:21absolutely not she's in chanel
45:23e-l-l-e that's how we spell victory
45:27yes
45:34but i'm a creep
45:40i'm a winter
45:44what the hell am i doing here
45:50i don't belong here
45:53we'll be right back
45:58she's running
46:02you're dead
46:03oh
46:09she's running
46:11she's running
46:15she's running
46:16running
46:17running
46:29We'll see you next time.
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