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00:05You
00:19Yeah, I have to talk to you
00:21Yeah, I know my boss Paula has made me come in early all week to transcribe in 1988 Democratic National
00:27Convention
00:28TGIF, right? Did you wake me up to make some more talk? No, I
00:33I slept with AJ
00:35Last night? How? No, in college. Again, how? How? The same way I pulled all the baddies in college
00:41I blew her mind during a Model UN competition. Oh, Jesus. AJ did that nerdy shit, too? It's not nerdy
00:47It's prestigious and cool. Samuel L. Jackson did Model UN. Okay, this is not up for debate. Yeah, debate was
00:53for losers
00:53Okay, stop. Do you have feelings for AJ? No, I never had feelings for her. I didn't even
00:57Remember hooking up until she reminded me. Okay, so this is nothing. Yeah, I agree. So I have to tell
01:02Davis
01:03Well, no, absolutely not. He likes her too much. I don't like secrets
01:07Journalists are built different. Oh, no. Remember we didn't invite Davis to our high school reunion
01:11Now he doesn't even like it when we hang out without him. Cal, I have to believe in a world
01:16where people can change and mature
01:18It's Friday, fuckers
01:23What are you guys talking about?
01:38I'm excited for our dinner tomorrow night. I'm making this recipe from bon appetit
01:42I don't have a subscription so it goes blurry after the ingredients, but I'll figure it out
01:46Oh, that's a lot of effort. Thank you. Uh, what should I bring?
01:51Nothing. This is a thank you for being you. Just bring yourself. That's enough
01:55I'm enough
01:56What?
01:57Hm?
01:57Oh, do you have any allergies?
01:59Nah, nah. Only thing bro's allergic to is bad vibes
02:02Good. I hate when guys have allergies. They're so annoying
02:05Totally. It's a choice
02:07Right. Dinner's at 7
02:09Classic. Eh, not too early. Not too late
02:12Hey, who
02:13Fucked with the value comps on the yarn barn board deck?
02:16I did. I just noticed they excluded Michael's and Etsy which are better comps and make Stanson's offer look more
02:23conservative
02:23Okay, but you have to tell me before updating a live deal
02:26I've been hitting your slack all morning
02:28I'm right there in my office
02:30You said if anyone fucking bothered you, you'd fucking eat our fucking faces
02:36Fine
02:38Whatever. Good catch
02:41Hello? Bill Gibson?
02:44Where is Bill Gibson?
02:45Oh, hey, Catherine?
02:46Hey, what are you, um, what are you doing here?
02:49What am I doing here?
02:49Yeah
02:50What are you doing here? It's our anniversary and you left without saying goodbye
02:53I have to work, Catherine. I am not a Romanian prince like your last boyfriend
02:56Enough about your stupid job. I have been up since four, right?
03:00Planning a whole elaborate morning and there was going to be chile chiles and sex and uh
03:04Well, I guess that's it. But both of those would have been mind-blowing
03:07Facts
03:08Thank you
03:10Hey, I am really sorry, but can we talk about this in my office, please?
03:13No, actually we're done. My heart cannot survive on luxury travel and designer bags and orgasms alone
03:19Here, it's yours
03:22Okay, look, I I cannot talk to you when you're acting irrational like this
03:26Irrational?
03:27Yes
03:27You want irrational?
03:28Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, hey
03:33I'm actually going to take that and sell it on ebay
03:39Get to work
03:55Good morning
03:56No, I need the LV shoes we put Austin in from the shoot yesterday back ASAP
04:02Yes, on it. Where are they?
04:03Austin asked to wear them to kid Cuddy's birthday party. I don't know. I said yes, you have to go
04:07get them back
04:08Those shoes need to be on a plane to Milan at 7 a.m. tomorrow for a photo shoot with
04:12Pharrell
04:13Okay, okay
04:15It'll be okay. I will text Austin now. What are you writing? You cannot fuck this up
04:19Hey, we need those LV shoes back ASAP
04:23Good
04:24Terrible, but there's no time
04:25I need this fixed Abby
04:28Okay
04:29And what did he say?
04:31No problem. I'll drop him at Vanessa's myself because I want to respect the friendship
04:35What did he say?
04:36That being said, the offer to hook up still stands
04:38Why are you smiling?
04:40Hmm?
04:40What did he say?
04:42Oh, sorry
04:43He says yes
04:45I knew he would
04:48Why are you still standing there?
04:55Teresa, yeah, Catherine is getting her shit out of the apartment, so find me any five-star hotel near work
05:00No, not the Bowery. I don't need to see like Jared Leto at the ice machine
05:04The Greenwich?
05:06Yeah, fine
05:10For what it's worth, I think only our team saw the chili kilos incident and maybe some of marchers and
05:16acquisitions
05:16Jesus Christ
05:19You want some advice?
05:20Yes, let me open my notes app
05:21Never be in a relationship
05:25Okay
05:26Yeah, no one gets our lifestyle
05:28I mean, they want the perks, the fancy dinners, the Hamptons, the floor seats, but they hate every sacrifice we
05:34make to get them
05:34I get it
05:35That's so smart
05:37Don't be in a relationship
05:38Anyway, I guess I will be spending the weekend drinking wine in a hotel business center
05:48Hope you have better plans than that
05:54I'm actually throwing a dinner thing tomorrow night, you could swing by if you feel like it
06:01Yeah, maybe, uh, give me the details
06:04Oh, okay, I will
06:07Oh, oh my god
06:14Hey, where are you? I've been waiting here all day
06:19Sorry, I'm playing poker with Noah Baumbach
06:22If I leave now, he'll take it personally
06:23We'll be there after a few more hands
06:26Promise
06:27I'll be there after a few more minutes
06:28That is not a good excuse
06:34Did you sleep here?
06:36Where are the shoes?
06:37Oh, oh, oh
06:38Austin said he'd have them dropped off, but he didn't
06:41Austin doesn't work for me
06:43You do
06:44And because of that sad fact, Pharrell didn't get the shoes
06:47And his shoot went a little differently than what he wanted
06:49I'm so sorry
06:50It's totally my fault
06:51I will apologize to Pharrell
06:53You think Pharrell wants an email from you?
06:54No
06:55You will come up with an appropriate apology and gift from me
06:58And have it in his hands by tonight
06:59And there better not be drool on those dresses
07:06There isn't
07:08Josh!
07:09Yeah, come in
07:12Hey, what are you doing?
07:14It's Saturday
07:15I'm cleaning my squash shoes
07:17Okay
07:17Hey, listen to this email I just got
07:19Congratulations Kel Washington
07:21We like your look
07:22Out of thousands of submissions, Liknicity Solutions has cast you as a new face of our global pilot program
07:28What?
07:29That's great
07:29What does it mean?
07:30It means I just worked out and I need to shower for my shoot today
07:33I get that, but I'm playing squash with my dad in an hour
07:37And I need to finish steaming the creases out of my new squash wipes
07:40Or harass me
07:41That is way less important
07:43No
07:44It's not
07:45I've had the shittiest work week of my life
07:46So today is all about chilling out
07:48And that starts with the game of squash with my dad
07:51Nothing puts me in a good mood like watching that man move
07:54Oh, it never gets old
07:55It's weird how much you love your dad
07:56Sorry, mom
07:57I'm not engaging with this negativity
07:59Today's about fun
08:00Squash with dad followed by lunch at Katz's Deli
08:03But do I eat my whole hapa strami there?
08:04No
08:06I take home half and eat it while watching the greatest movie of all time
08:10Broadcast news
08:11Hey, all right, guys, shut up
08:12I have something very serious to talk to you about
08:14I cannot sleep with AJ after our first date tonight
08:16Is it a date?
08:17No, she's making me a fancy dinner because she doesn't want to bounce on my lap and have 10 kids
08:21She said I'm enough, Joshua
08:24Okay, then when the night's over, just go home
08:25Don't be an idiot
08:26With the way I kiss, she'll be begging for it
08:28She'll be dick sick
08:29Then just don't kiss her
08:30Of course I'm going to kiss her
08:32That's the rules
08:33First date is for getting to know each other
08:35Tell her one little piece of childhood trauma
08:38Then we kiss
08:39Second date, fuck city
08:40Why is this important?
08:41Because if the kiss gets too hot, we will be on the express train to fuck city
08:45Who cares? If she's into it, good
08:46Bad
08:47This needs to be a slow courtship
08:50This is love, not lust
08:51I don't want to be seen as just a great lay in her eyes
08:53I want to...
08:55I want to maybe be her husband
08:57What is the information you wanted to share?
08:59Okay, to make sure that there's zero chance I spend the night
09:02I'm going to tell her I have early morning plans to take you, Josh, to the diarrhea doctor
09:08Awesome, sounds good to me
09:09Please get out
09:10No, not awesome
09:11Do not tell her that
09:12It's perfect
09:13It's gross and there's a kernel of truth because you do have a bad tummy
09:16I mean, you just spent an hour in the bathroom
09:18Steaming my whites
09:20Do not tell her I'm going to the diarrhea doctor
09:22I will be really mad if you do
09:27Okay, I won't
09:31I'm telling you I slept with her
09:32No
09:33Yeah
09:33No
09:37If I can't get these shoes back, I'm going to get fired
09:40I feel like you're overthinking this
09:43I bet Pharrell would like one of those chubs of caramel corn
09:45I'm not sending caramel corn to Pharrell Williams
09:48Cheddar corn?
09:49Hey, I just bought you a little chopped pork to label cheeses
09:52So can you stop cleaning and focus on me right now, please?
09:54Sorry, it's just, Bill is coming to the dinner tonight
09:58Your boss, Bill? How?
10:00I impulsively invited him and now he might come
10:02It can't just be the three of us
10:03You need to come too and invite your cool artsy friends
10:06I know they're free, none of them have jobs
10:08Please, please, please
10:09I'm literally trying to save my ass right now and by your friends
10:12I don't have any
10:13You're my friend
10:14I'm one of those people who only has one friend, okay? Happy?
10:17Okay, okay
10:18I will put out an S.O.S.
10:20Thank you
10:22I don't know what it's worth
10:23Bill's favorite wine is very expensive and I bought a lot of it
10:27Wait, wait, wait
10:29You expensive?
10:30Or Pharrell expensive?
10:32Me?
10:33Oh, useless
10:35Oh, and don't breathe too deeply
10:36I used a lot of oven cleaner
10:38The air in here is poison
10:40Yeah, I don't care how many leg days you do
10:42I'm gonna beat your ass in straight sets
10:45Is that loose?
10:48Oh, yes I will, Hotshot
10:50Why don't you put your money where your calves are?
10:52How about that?
10:56Kel, welcome to the AI motion capture room
10:59It's pretty small, huh?
11:01Perfect
11:02Love that smirk, Kel
11:03You can't make a face like that
11:04Believe me, we've tried
11:07Oh shoot, I'm sorry
11:08No, you're good
11:09You can go ahead and take it
11:10One more smile
11:11And then we're gonna move on to frowns and confusion
11:15What are you doing tonight?
11:16Wanna come over at seven?
11:18Yes, no, yes
11:19That smile's perfect
11:20You're gonna make us all rich, Kel
11:21Well, I'm just really happy to be here
11:23This is like the start of a whole new era for me
11:24AI?
11:25It's a whole new era for all of us
11:27Next month, we're literally pitching a movie with no joke
11:29Zero human actors
11:31Wait, zero actors?
11:33Why?
11:33Have you ever met one?
11:34Kill me
11:46Well played, Dad
11:47Almost at you
11:48Niels, my Swiss coach has really refined my game
11:51Of course, he wants a green card now
11:53Meanwhile, I killed a living gestad
11:55You and me both, Dad
11:56So, how's work?
11:57Works okay, uh, if they don't really take me seriously
12:01Well, I can make some calls to say the word your VP of news
12:04It's not a moneymaker anymore
12:05No, I can't be the guy that always gets daddy and make things better for him
12:09My co-workers hate me
12:10No, they're just jealous of you
12:12Look, it's admirable
12:13You're trying to fit in
12:14But it's disingenuous to think you're not different
12:17Your life is gonna be a lot easier when you just accept that
12:19That sounds kind of elitist
12:21Well, I would happily take your trust fund and donate it to Girls Inc.
12:24Quick serve
12:25Ow!
12:26God damn it
12:28Stay focused, gotta stay focused
12:34I know your mouth is telling me my wine is here
12:37But my eyeballs are telling me it isn't
12:43I'm sorry, who signed for it?
12:49Where is my wine, asshole?
12:51AJ? What are you talking about?
12:54I don't drink wine, I drink mezcal
12:56Oh please, you signed for my Chateau Nuit Cuvée, you thief
12:59And now it is gone
13:00I only signed for it because that's what we do for each other in the building
13:03We're a community who takes care of each other
13:06It's an old immigrant mentality
13:07Well, some asshole in our community stole it
13:10And now you owe me six bottles of really nice shit by 7pm
13:14And it better not come in a box, you lazy dickhead
13:17First of all, I would never buy boxed wine
13:19Second of all, you're opening the wine at 7?
13:22You don't want to give it time to breathe?
13:25Hello?
13:29Hey Davis, have you had a chance to look at that
13:31Lignicity contract I sent you?
13:33Doing it now, buddy
13:34Okay, thank you
13:35I didn't realize it was an evil AI company
13:37You think I can get out of it?
13:40Oh god, no!
13:41For real?
13:42Oh no
13:42Is it forever?
13:44Fuck
13:45Those is legal
13:48All right, career saved
13:50I just sent Vanessa 20 gift ideas for Pharrell
13:54There's an Hermes blanket, a Diptyque of the Month Club
13:56I mean, they're all so expensive, one of them has to be gold
13:59I don't know what those are, so I'm sure they're great
14:01Whoa, your makeup looks amazing
14:04Thank you
14:05Full disclosure, a 14 year old on YouTube helped me with a cat eye
14:09Is this for Davis?
14:10The guy who fell down the stairs during Cinco de Mayo?
14:13What? No
14:15Wait, is this for your boss?
14:18Is your boss hot?
14:19I mean, I don't know, he's like really good at his job
14:22And he's super charismatic
14:24Oh god, don't google him, don't google him
14:27Oh my god, he is so hot
14:30He looks good even in his corporate photo, you little fucking liar
14:33How could you keep this from me?
14:35I mean, I'm sure he cleans up at the office
14:37Oh, he would never
14:38No, that's not his reputation at all, he's above that
14:41You have a crush
14:42No, I don't
14:43I just really admire him
14:45But yes, he's objectively handsome
14:49Well, just in case, let's fix your eye makeup
14:51I thought you said it was good
14:52It's not Bill Gibson good, and Kel is the only other person coming, so there's no place to hide
14:58What? It's only Kel?
15:00I'm sorry
15:01No
15:07Excuse me, young man, can I see some ID?
15:10Wait, Vivian? Good to see you
15:12Oh, thanks Josh
15:14Oh, you okay?
15:16Uh, it's nothing, just a small penis injury
15:18Not a small penis injury
15:19Uh, a small injury on my massive penis
15:23I got that
15:25How are you?
15:26You look great
15:27What brings you back to Marie Hill?
15:30Uh, I'm just getting some wine for a drink and draw class
15:33I'm hoping that if I get really drunk, I will discover I'm an incredible artist
15:38So, how are things going with Eric, the property brother?
15:42Oh, he died
15:44What?
15:44No, I wish he died
15:46He sucked and he dumped me
15:48I mean, you were right
15:50It's so embarrassing that I fell for the first famous person I ever met
15:54I
15:54I get it
15:55I once hugged Jon Stewart on the F train
15:59Well, I'm sorry
16:02Hey, babe
16:02They have your natural wine
16:04Do we have to bring enough to share?
16:06Um, no, it's just for SB
16:07Cool
16:08Uh, Josh, you remember Brett from my work, right?
16:11Wait, you're dating Brett, your co-worker?
16:13Guilty
16:19Brett, who always invited you to run club and you said I didn't have to worry because he was such
16:23a loser?
16:24Perfect
16:24Hey, no need to be hostile, man
16:27No need to touch me, man
16:30So great running into your fans
16:38Hey, all set?
16:40Yup, wish me luck
16:44Behind you
16:44Behind you
16:45Oh, my bad
16:48Oh, are you walking me to AJ's?
16:50That is so nice
16:51You know, we really should walk each other places more often
16:54Uh, no, Abby actually invited me over
16:56I think she wants to hug up
16:58During my dinner?
17:00I guess
17:01I don't know, the message was cryptic
17:03You know what that means
17:04Who has sex at 7pm?
17:07Good evening, gentlemen
17:08Entrez-vous, your dinner awaits
17:10Hi
17:10Hey, thank you
17:11Hey, you look great
17:12Uh, can I talk to you for a sec?
17:14Uh, mm-hmm
17:16So, notice Kel's at my thank you dinner
17:18Uh, do you owe him a thank you too?
17:20Or-
17:20Oh no, I just thought it would be more fun to have more people
17:23Oh, cause I was thinking it was a more intimate two-person thing
17:26Wasn't ready to turn on the party charm
17:28Oh, but I bet you can
17:30Davis, you're so funny
17:32Well, yes, that's true
17:33Uh, you know what?
17:35It'll be fine
17:36Uh, just excuse me one second while I go kill myself
17:40What?
17:41No, I'm kidding
17:41That's my famous humor
17:43Uh-huh
17:44Bathroom?
17:54My romantic date is a dinner party
17:56I'm an idiot
17:57Should I leave?
17:58Maybe mess with our toothbrush?
18:00Look, I just bumped into Vivian and her new boyfriend
18:03Yeah, I don't want to hear about your shit right now, Josh
18:06It's relevant
18:07This guy, Brett, always liked her and just played the long game by being her friend
18:13So he cucked you?
18:14No, I mean, there's a larger lesson
18:17You can't keep Vivian satisfied?
18:18Just shut up and listen
18:19The point is, many great relationships start as friends
18:53So I should just be AJ's friend?
18:54Okay, well we actually have another special guest coming
18:57Another guest?
18:58Great, I love groups
19:00It's fine, we can start with the oysters
19:02I shucked them and made the mignonette myself
19:05What?
19:06Peppermint liqueur and oysters?
19:08So refreshing
19:09Salud
19:13Is it good?
19:14Are you kidding me?
19:15It's better than good
19:15It's like having a tiny wet tongue in my mouth
19:18Hmm
19:18Uh, so where's that drink?
19:20Oh, one sec
19:20Let me help you
19:23Dude, aren't you crazy allergic to shellfish?
19:25One little guy is fine and you saw how proud she was
19:28I'll be right back
19:36Benadryl, Benadryl, Benadryl
19:46Damn it
19:47You don't have to drink that
19:49No, no, it's actually good
19:50This would slap with some chocolate milk
19:52Oh, that's genius
19:53Did we just invent a new cocktail?
19:55Oui
19:56What did you do?
19:57Abby, could you try this?
19:58Of course
19:58It's Vanessa
19:59Oh, give me one second
20:02Hi
20:03Vanessa, did you get my list?
20:05I did
20:05And I was blown away by how terrible it was
20:08Pharrell is a visionary
20:09Not some new money private school mom
20:11Yes, I totally get that
20:13I actually have a thousand much better ideas flooding my brain
20:15Name one
20:17Too slow
20:19God, I'm gonna get fired
20:24Hey
20:25Did you change?
20:26Yeah
20:27Is that my turtleneck?
20:29Relax
20:29We share things
20:30I'm also wearing your deodorant
20:32Davis, could you try this?
20:33Yes, what is it?
20:35It's like a seafood gumbo
20:38Yummy
20:39Get in my belly
20:41Oh
20:41Here, have some lobster
20:43Is it good?
20:44Mm, so good
20:45Yeah
20:45Want another taste?
20:46No, because I want to wait for dinner
20:48You sure?
20:48Because you didn't really get any of the good bits
20:50Mm-hmm
20:50Get this little bit
20:58You know, a lot of people don't like AI
21:01But I think it could be a great tool for actors to break into the industry
21:04Oh god damn it
21:06I know
21:06It's shady as hell
21:07What have I done?
21:08This could lead to the entire collapse of the art of acting
21:11Idris Elba's gonna hate me
21:12No, sorry
21:14Cartier's refusing to make a miniature crystal hat for Pharrell
21:17Hats are his thing
21:19If this doesn't work, I don't know what I'm gonna do
21:23Davis, you're back
21:24Let's eat
21:24You know, aren't we waiting for another guest?
21:26You know, I don't want to be rude
21:27Oh, I, um, I don't think he's coming
21:30Okay, but it still feels early to eat, right?
21:33Like, we're still in the chit-chat phase of the evening
21:35Like, uh, like, uh, like, tell us what it was like to go to UPIN
21:39Yeah, I love it there
21:40Oh, you've been?
21:41Have I ever?
21:42Once, I went with Josh
21:44Sophomore year?
21:44Yeah, exactly
21:45I went there for lacrosse and Josh was there with his nerdy model UN group
21:49Oh, shit
21:49Let's just say it was an insane weekend
21:51And what happened?
21:53Uh, alright, so, opening whistle, I win the face-off
21:56I take it down the sideline
21:58No, skip till later that night, please
21:59Okay, well, I threw up and fell asleep under a pool table
22:02But our Joshy, he hooked up big time
22:05Davis, the story's really boring
22:07Maybe we should go back to the lacrosse game
22:08Davis is talking, Kel
22:09Yes, continue
22:10Okay, uh, some girl on the model UN team threw herself at Josh
22:16What?
22:16What can I say? Our boys got game
22:18Not that he needed it that night
22:19I did not throw myself at him
22:24What?
22:26You...
22:29You're the Philadelphia thirst monster?
22:31The Philadelphia thirst monster?
22:35Hello? I'm here with your stupid wine
22:39You called me the Philadelphia thirst monster?
22:43You slept with AJ and you never told me!
22:45No, I didn't
22:46Ow! Damn it!
22:50How could you call me the Philadelphia thirst monster?
22:54Yeah, how could you call her that and not tell me it was her you were calling that?
22:57I'm sorry, but are you okay? You're like very sweaty
23:00Yeah, dog, because I've been betrayed
23:03The only one who has been betrayed is me! I was neither thirsty nor a monster
23:10Okay, well to quote Buckingham Palace, recollections may vary
23:14What does that mean?
23:15At the post-competition mixer, you waited outside the bathroom to introduce yourself
23:20I hadn't fully zipped
23:21You did? That doesn't make me thirsty! I was being friendly! You were like, is your dorm room big? Can
23:28I see it? Could you have been more obvious?
23:30I was being curious! Sorry I'm interested in campus architecture Ben Franklin founded that
23:35Oh my god, and I'm sorry I was interested in you
23:38When I woke up, he was gone
23:40He totally ghosted me after we had sex and he never even texted me back!
23:45Okay, you gotta leave a note bro, it's just a classy thing to do
23:48Yeah, that's what every girl does to me
23:49Oh, come on!
23:51What?
23:52Like you don't know why I ghosted you
23:54I honestly don't
24:00Fine
24:02It's because the second we were done, she said, is that it?
24:07Yes
24:08I didn't! I don't remember
24:11Oh!
24:11Oh! Oh, I did say that for sure! I'm sorry
24:15That's inexcusable
24:16Yeah, because it means you have a small dick or because you came too fast or even worse,
24:21he didn't come at all
24:22We get the implication
24:23Abby, it's not that bad, right?
24:25Girl, I think that all the time, but I keep it to myself
24:29Okay, I wasn't gonna bring this up
24:32But the only reason I said that is because it was a genuine question
24:38Because I had never done it before
24:42You were AJ's first? And you ghosted her?
24:46And you sucked at sex?
24:47How was I supposed to know it was your first time?
24:50Oh, you just assume all girls from Penn are sluts
24:53Josh, I need you to apologize to AJ this instant
24:58Stop eating those!
24:59I'm supporting my friend! Apparently, my only friend killed-
25:03Davis is right. Apologize to me
25:04No, I will not! There is no way!
25:08I could have known she was a virgin, so
25:10I'm gonna go, and I'm taking this with me
25:16Oh! Hello
25:18Austin Blanchett!
25:22Oh my god!
25:23Davis! Hey!
25:24Oh my god!
25:26Oh, no
25:27Oh my god!
25:32So, you had an acute allergic reaction to shellfish and also adrenaline poisoning from using multiple
25:38EpiPens, why would you do that?
25:40For love
25:42And heartbreak
25:43Okay, well, neither of those are medical problems, so I'm gonna go
25:47Thanks doc, you're the best
25:49And you guys are the worst!
25:51We're sorry, Josh wanted to tell you I said no for reasons that were well illustrated this evening
25:55But honestly, would telling you have made you feel any better?
25:57I guess we'll never know, will we?
25:59Come on
26:00Fine
26:02But promise me that you'll never lie to me again
26:04Unless it's for like, a surprise birthday party
26:07Sure, yeah, we promise
26:08First test then, do you still have any feelings for AJ?
26:11Hell no
26:12Kill me, barf
26:13Okay, you passed
26:14This time
26:17Hey, no phones in the hospital, man
26:20Electromagnetism is no joke
26:22Oh my god
26:23What, are the girls checking in on me?
26:25No, dude, I just got paid 10 grand for my shoot
26:27Oh, you guys are looking at a working actor
26:29Oh my god
26:30Holy shit
26:32Oh
26:32Holy shit, my IV fell off
26:34I'm so sorry
26:34Nurse!
26:35I'm pretty mad
26:35Nurse!
26:37Look, I'm sorry about the shoes
26:39But I can make it up to you
26:40We're going to SNL tonight and Zendaya is hosting
26:43Are you serious?
26:45No, no, no, no
26:46You can't bribe your way out of this by taking me to SNL
26:49You can take me
26:50Wait, my career is over if I can't come up with a gift for Pharrell
26:54Because of something you did
26:55Wait, these are for Pharrell?
26:57Yeah
26:57I was at Topgolf with him and Sally Rooney last week
26:59I didn't give him a call
27:01Wait, I know what you can do
27:03You are taking me to SNL
27:05Great, you gotta live
27:06No, I am dressing you head to toe in Pharrell's upcoming resort collection
27:10And when we get to SNL, you will be posing for Pabst and posting it
27:13Yeah, no, I don't really post pictures of myself on Instagram, it's basic
27:17No, you are posting it on your grid and on your stories and including a thank you to Vanessa
27:23Okay, that seems fair
27:25Of course it's fair, it's completely your fault
27:28But thank you
27:29Hey, so just to be clear, where did we land on me going to SNL?
27:34Do you even like comedy?
27:36No, you're right, not really
27:38Have fun, Austin Blanchard
27:41It's nothing lost on it, you need the magazines
27:47I don't know why
27:49I saw the taped out takes of the interview with a girl
27:54I know, I know you acted your reaction after the interview
28:01Oh, hey
28:04I'll go back in
28:05No, don't, it's okay
28:12I'm sorry
28:13I shouldn't have called you the Philadelphia thirst monster
28:17I only did it because I was so humiliated
28:23Is it really that bad to say is that it?
28:25I know, it's just uh
28:28What?
28:30It's also my first time
28:33Oh my god
28:36So I scarred you forever
28:39Not forever
28:41But it definitely really hurt my confidence
28:44And that's why I left
28:47I'm sorry
28:48No, I get it
28:50I'm sorry too
28:52Thank you
28:55Can you not tell anyone?
28:56The guys don't even know
28:58Of course
28:59It'll be our little secret
29:10You know, it is like a lot colder out here than I thought it was going to be
29:14So I'm going to go back in
29:15Good luck at the diarrhea doctor tomorrow
29:26Are you sure this is the right building?
29:30Yeah
29:32No
29:34What am I doing?
29:35Take me back to the Greenwich
29:39Oh
29:43When I hear
29:46Your voice
29:50It's gotten me
29:53It's fine
29:57I can hear the small noise
30:04Nothing that could change our minds
30:21Go to bed.
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