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00:14This is the worst day of my life.
00:16Or the best.
00:17You're famous.
00:18I'm confused.
00:19Did you get jaw surgery?
00:21Of course not.
00:22I did the gig for rent money and some doctor must have licensed my likeness.
00:25Do they do discounts for friends of the model because this mealing gun my body is not working?
00:29This is bad.
00:30Now I'll never be taken seriously as an actor.
00:32And what if my parents see this?
00:34They still think I'm in med school.
00:35Your parents may not be psyched, but this could be your new thing.
00:38You could be Jaw Guy.
00:39A household name?
00:40Like Flo from Progressive?
00:41You know I had my first sex dream about Flo?
00:43She kept the apron on the whole time.
00:46I need this taken down immediately.
00:50Let us know how we can help.
00:58That's our friend.
01:10Do what you feel.
01:13Because everything's real.
01:16Because everything's real.
01:42You clearly want me to ask.
01:46AJ sent a funny meme to the slack.
01:47But then immediately sent another one and it's like, slow down girl.
01:51Let them breathe.
01:52Hey, how's it going with her?
01:53Good.
01:54I've got a new angle.
01:55She respected me at work when I saved her ass on the yarn barn deal.
01:57Yeah.
01:58You didn't stop talking about it for days.
01:59Exactly.
02:00So I'm leaning into being a source of wisdom and guidance until her brain tells her heart
02:05that she's in love with me.
02:06And you and I become Irish twins.
02:08I don't think that means what you think it means.
02:10It's two guys who have kissed the same girl.
02:12I'm Irish.
02:13Trust me.
02:19Hello.
02:21Matcha delivery.
02:22Austin.
02:23Hey.
02:24You know your fitting's not for an hour.
02:26Vanessa's still getting her vampire facial.
02:28Yeah, I was hoping that I wanted to talk to you about the Albies.
02:31George Clooney's humanitarian awards.
02:33Are you going?
02:34Yeah.
02:34I'm presenting an award to the person who invented band-aids for different skin tones.
02:38And I need a stylist.
02:39Amazing.
02:40Vanessa will be thrilled.
02:41No, I mean, I want you to style me.
02:44Me?
02:44Yeah.
02:45I haven't really been happy with Vanessa since she put me in the same pants as Austin Butler
02:49at the Gotham Awards.
02:50Yeah, I know, but literally no one noticed.
02:53Everyone noticed.
02:54Now I'm scared to wear pants to an awards show.
02:56I am so flattered that you asked me, but I cannot do that to Vanessa.
03:02And I'm not just saying that because I'm pretty sure she has cameras everywhere.
03:06Damn.
03:07Okay.
03:08Well, can you tell her to put me in something simple for Seth Meyers?
03:11I'm tired of being called Budget Harry Styles.
03:22I can't believe I'm spending 80 hours a week helping a concrete company buy a slightly smaller
03:27concrete company.
03:29You chose this life.
03:33Sarah Blakely's here?
03:34She founded Spanx.
03:35I want in on whatever that is.
03:37Too bad.
03:38Staffed before you got here.
03:40But there's no women on that team.
03:41Welcome to banking.
03:46Anyway, so we've engaged with Ellis and Grant and their client, The Century, loves you and
03:52is looking forward to joining the Spanx family.
03:53I filled my partners in on the acquisition and we're ready to go.
03:56Coffees are here.
03:57Sorry, I'm late.
03:58When did we do a coffee run?
03:59Here's a cup for you, Ms. Blakely.
04:01Can I say, you're a business icon.
04:04Spanx revolutionized shapewear.
04:06AJ, stop.
04:07You're embarrassing yourself.
04:08This is AJ.
04:10She's our newest analyst.
04:11As you can see, you have a lot of fans in the building.
04:14Oh, great.
04:14Is she also on the deal?
04:16Oh, no, no.
04:17Don't worry.
04:18AJ's great.
04:19So much.
04:19Promise.
04:20But only the most seasoned team for you.
04:22That's too bad.
04:23It would be nice to have a woman on this team.
04:25I agree.
04:25Consider it done.
04:26Well, hopefully with an extra set of hands on this deal, it will get done soon.
04:30Don't worry.
04:30We won't let you down.
04:31You can take that to the bank.
04:33Our bank.
04:34Fisher-Stassen.
04:38We are so fucked.
04:39Why?
04:40She seemed happy.
04:41Yeah, Sarah is, but the owner of the Century refuses to sell to Spanx if Fisher-Stassen
04:45is a part of the deal.
04:46I don't know why their reps at Ellison Grant won't call me back.
04:48And Sarah doesn't know this?
04:49Of course not.
04:50I'm going to Ellison now to get answers.
04:51Everybody back to work.
04:53All right.
04:53Spanx on me.
04:54Spanx on three.
04:57To leap.
05:01You wanted to see us, Wes?
05:03I have an assignment for you, too.
05:05Yes, finally.
05:06Is it about microplastics?
05:08Macroplastics, trash islands in general.
05:11There's one out by Fiji.
05:12I would love to visit.
05:14No, this is much more important.
05:17I was doing my nightly review of how the show was received.
05:21And when I googled myself, the first word that came up after my name was dead.
05:28Well, that's ridiculous.
05:30You're on TV every weeknight.
05:31That's what I thought.
05:32These people say it's a deep fake and there are tells.
05:36You never see my hands and I never turn my head.
05:39That's why you were gesticulating so much on air today.
05:41Oh, my God.
05:42You're right.
05:42It's all over Reddit.
05:43They straight up think you're dead.
05:44People should be interested in me because of my accomplishments and what my apartment looks like.
05:49So I have a task for you and for the health of the show.
05:54I need you both to dispel this rumor by Friday.
05:57Sir, you can't care what the internet thinks.
05:59This is a non-famous loser.
06:01I'm pretty well known in the youth squash world.
06:04We're on it.
06:05Right, Josh?
06:06Great.
06:06Oh, Paula, thank God.
06:08Did you hear?
06:08Yeah, you're dead.
06:09Come with me.
06:10It's time for your briefing.
06:11This shit never happens to Anderson Cooper and he actually looks like a ghost.
06:17All right.
06:17Your blood pressure?
06:18My blood pressure's a lot.
06:19So I was thinking I'll take TikTok and Twitter and you do Reddit?
06:23I can't believe we have to convince crazy people our boss is alive.
06:26This is beneath us.
06:27I don't know.
06:28It's kind of a nice break from scraping sauce out of the microwave.
06:30Well, that at least solves a tangible problem.
06:32This is make work.
06:33Didn't your dad start in the mailroom and work his way up?
06:36How did you know that?
06:37I read his book.
06:38Technically, his ghostwriter's book and it's mostly lies.
06:41Can we just do our job, please?
06:43Fine.
06:44Against doctor's orders, all the second cold brew and we'll go to battle with the internet.
06:54Hey, everyone.
06:55Listen up.
06:56Who here has a high-powered lawyer parent?
06:58I'm dealing with a wild injustice and I need help.
07:00Mr. W, we are also dealing with an injustice.
07:03Beth, it's not that big of a deal.
07:05Sorry, what's happening?
07:06My mom worked really hard to get me, Sarah, and Marina a chance to volunteer at the Cloisters Museum in
07:11Washington Heights on Thursdays.
07:12We get to deep clean centuries of dirt and grime and preserve the stone cloisters because any Ivy League college
07:18would cream their jeans for that.
07:19Please don't say that to me.
07:20But now Marina wants to draw dragons instead.
07:24I'm going to need more info here.
07:25I'm in a fantasy art class that meets on Thursdays.
07:28It allows me to explore my passion for drawing dragons, elves, trolls.
07:34Giants and Tinkerbells and Draculas.
07:36We get it.
07:36It's a betrayal, Mr. W.
07:38We do things as a friend group, no matter the sacrifice.
07:41I haven't seen my horse in forever.
07:44Okay.
07:45Fine.
07:46Great.
07:47Seems like you guys figured that out.
07:52Uh, back to my thing.
07:54No one here has a lawyer for a parent?
07:56I find that hard to believe.
07:57My dad practices property law.
07:59All right, Sarah.
08:00I can work with that.
08:02How about I give you extra credit if you give me his number?
08:05What is it?
08:07The name is Chrysanthemum, but I might have signed up as Chris.
08:10C-H-R-Y.
08:11Oh, great.
08:12See you soon.
08:13Who wants to work out with me at noon?
08:15I'm famously in a boot.
08:17I stand when my watch tells me to stand.
08:19That's my workout.
08:20Sorry, Padawan.
08:21I don't think today's the day to be sneaking out to exercise.
08:24Even if we'll be working out with Chris Lee, co-founder of The Century, the company we're
08:28trying to acquire?
08:29Uh, how do you know she'll be there?
08:31Well, first, I tried finding her mother.
08:34Turns out there are a lot of Shirley Lees.
08:36I had a very deep conversation with the wrong woman.
08:38Great gal.
08:39We're playing mahjong this weekend.
08:40So then I hunted down Chris, saw she works out in the East Village, posed as her to find
08:45out what class she's in, and lucky for us, she'll be there at noon.
08:48Want to come?
08:49Okay.
08:49I can see you're excited, AJ, but we don't stock the major players in deals, and Bill
08:54told us to hold tight.
08:56This is me holding tight.
08:57I'm keeping busy while holding tight.
08:59Delete, back me up here.
09:01Can you tell her I'm right and smart?
09:03You were wrong and stupid.
09:04Bill once followed a client to Hawaii on his vacation to close the Wetzel's Pretzel Sale
09:08of 2022.
09:10You don't get trophies like these without taking some risks.
09:14Don't listen to delete.
09:15Bill is going to kill you.
09:16I appreciate your worry, but it'll be fine.
09:19Let's get you that platinum girdle.
09:22Today's technically my rest day, but okay.
09:34Sorry, Kel.
09:35I'm a land-use attorney.
09:37Any chance your ad happens to be on disputed land?
09:40Maybe.
09:41Are the East 30s disputed?
09:42Sorry, I don't think I can help you.
09:44I mostly do zoning appeals and divorces, and this sounds like neither.
09:48Ah, damn it.
09:49Oh, listen.
09:50I've been considering a chin implant.
09:52How do you like yours?
09:53I didn't get one.
09:55You don't have to be defensive.
09:56It looks very natural to whoever did it.
09:59God damn it, are you kidding me?
10:00Oh, I got you.
10:02Thank you, thank you, thank you.
10:07Is all this going to Goodwill?
10:09No, I have a fitting for Adrian Brody.
10:11One of these is all scarves.
10:13Shit.
10:14Vanessa says Adrian wants snacks.
10:16I have to go.
10:17Okay.
10:17Can I help you?
10:18No, no, no, no.
10:19I'm good.
10:19I'm good.
10:19I'm good.
10:25Not now.
10:53No, no, no, no.
10:56No, no, no.
11:01No, no, no.
11:12Hi, Vanessa, the setup is complete.
11:14Okay, well, change of plans.
11:16I don't love the studio lighting.
11:18We're moving everything to his loft.
11:20Now.
11:21Okay, got it.
11:26Ah!
11:49Oh, God, she's good at this.
11:52Am I doing your head?
11:54I feel like I'm thrusting off B.
11:55I don't know.
11:56We shouldn't even be here.
11:58If this scares her off, we will be so fucked.
12:01And Bill will definitely fire us.
12:03Don't worry.
12:04If this goes south, I'll take all the blame.
12:06Why are your shorts so small?
12:08They didn't have my size.
12:10And they're cutting off my most vital circulation.
12:13Yeah.
12:14Ah.
12:20Wow, tough class, huh?
12:23I get why we signed that waiver.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Wait, um, we only took this class so that we could meet you.
12:31Sorry, I'm married and not into that.
12:34No.
12:34God, no.
12:35I'm AJ.
12:36This is Davis.
12:37We work at Fischerstassen, and we wanted to find out why you don't want us repping Spanx.
12:42Wow.
12:43You were embarrassingly bad in a class just to meet me?
12:46I feel like we kept up.
12:47Yeah, everybody knows the more muscle you have, the more you sweat.
12:50Well, I appreciate your hustle.
12:52And just so you know, I have no issue with Fischerstassen.
12:57I just can't stand Bill Gibson.
12:59Bill?
13:00Why Bill?
13:01Back in business school, he was a guest speaker.
13:03And during the Q&A, I pitched him my dream of turning my mother's girdle company into an e-tailer.
13:09I believe Bill's exact words were, girdles, gross.
13:13No one wants to think about that.
13:15I love that guy.
13:17So that's why I refuse to work with Fischerstassen.
13:20But it's not just Bill.
13:21There is a much larger team, like us, who are dying to make this happen.
13:25Come in for one meeting.
13:27Hear our offer.
13:28And if you don't want to work with us, at least you can tell Bill to go fuck himself, right?
13:34Fine.
13:35One meeting.
13:37Size up your shorts.
13:43What the hell was that?
13:44What? I'm saving the deal.
13:45You can't throw Bill under the bus.
13:47I didn't throw him under the bus.
13:49I threw him on a pile of money.
13:51And I'm trying to throw you on a pile of help.
13:52I don't need your help.
13:54I got her to consider coming back.
13:55All you did was complain you don't know where your pelvic floor is.
13:58Well, I just learned about it today.
14:00And it looks like you got this all figured out without my advice or input.
14:03So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find a pair of scissors to cut myself out of these
14:07shorts.
14:35Hey, do you like the stylist Aaron Wong?
14:38She's great.
14:39Why do you ask?
14:41I told you I'm not happy with Vanessa.
14:44I'm looking for a new stylist and you won't do it, right?
14:46Don't forget to pick up cat food.
15:01Good morning, beautiful.
15:05Cal, you can comment.
15:06I was up till three convincing incels on the internet that my boss is alive.
15:11Oh, look who's dressed up nice for his work crush.
15:13It's for a meeting, not AJ.
15:15I don't even know if I still like her anymore.
15:17What?
15:18Why?
15:18She's assertive and taking control of everything on this deal.
15:22She's not following protocol.
15:23Is it working?
15:24I guess, but that's not the point.
15:26So she's just good at her job?
15:28Yeah, but I want her to be good at her job in a way that's still like sweet and cute
15:32and nice.
15:33Hey man, you sound sexist.
15:35Sexist?
15:36Me?
15:37I love women.
15:38All I've ever wanted to do was marry one and make her my princess.
15:41Yeah, it still doesn't sound good, man.
15:42I'm telling you, I love women.
15:44Their brains, their faces, their boobs.
15:47Who could that be this early?
15:48Oh, but it's my laundry service.
15:50I don't know how they get the shirts so flat.
15:52It's like they make 25 shirts look like a piece of paper.
15:56Oh, Mr. and Miss Washington.
15:57Nice to see you.
15:58Kelechi Washington.
16:00What is this?
16:01Okay, Mom, I can explain.
16:02Our neighbor recognized you, has sent us this ass.
16:05Shelly, the one who's always bragging about her dentist son.
16:08Why would you need to get jaw surgery?
16:10I didn't get surgery, I just did the photo shoot for money.
16:13But medical school gives you a stipend.
16:17I quit med school.
16:19Why would you do that?
16:20Josh and Davis told me to.
16:21What? No, I didn't. Lies.
16:23Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
16:24The truth is, I don't want to be a doctor.
16:27It doesn't make me happy.
16:29I want to be an actor.
16:30An actor?
16:32Lord, help me.
16:33Boys, excuse us for a second.
16:35Are we accomplices if he dies?
16:37My alibi is we were at the gym doing an early morning lift.
16:39Kele, we talked about this.
16:41I thought you decided acting was more of a side hustle.
16:43Like how Idris Elba DJs.
16:45It was, but I hit it every second of med school.
16:47I couldn't take it anymore.
16:49When I'm acting, I feel like I'm alive.
16:52You know who feels alive?
16:53The patients of doctors.
16:55I promise, Mom, you'll see that this is a good thing.
16:58No, I never will.
17:01Let's go, Clarence.
17:02You want me to take you to Williams-Sonoma to relax?
17:04This calls for ABC carpet and home.
17:16This is impossible.
17:17When I say Wes is alive, everyone online piles on me and says I've been red-pilled.
17:21I found the key to changing people's comments is to adopt the persona of someone who used
17:25to believe the conspiracy but changed their mind.
17:27I used to think Wes was dead, but I went through a show frame by frame and that tight little
17:32body's 100% alive.
17:35Why is your persona so horny?
17:36It's the internet.
17:37I decided that Ginger Stevens' boy mom is a sassy mother of three reclaiming her sexuality.
17:43Okay.
17:44Well, could you help me?
17:45I've just been copying and pasting your fucking wrong he's alive, you moron, with my fake
17:49account.
17:50Let me see.
17:56Oh, God.
17:56No, Josh, that's not your fake account.
17:57You're posting with your real name.
17:59No, I'm not.
17:59I toggled over to Philip Roth's Dano, too.
18:01No, you didn't toggle.
18:02Oh, God.
18:03Delete, delete, delete.
18:04It's too late.
18:04People are already commenting.
18:05I looked up Josh Title Bomb.
18:07He's a PA on the show.
18:08The conspiracy is real.
18:09Oh, no.
18:10What do we do?
18:10Just delete it before anyone else notices.
18:12What have you done?
18:20Hey, you two, in my office.
18:30You approached Chris Lee?
18:32Sir, I tried to tell AJ that it was a bad idea, and that's not how we do it.
18:36Shut up.
18:37The details will only make me mad.
18:38What matters is that they are coming in today, and I will take it from here.
18:46Good job.
18:47Thank you, sir, AJ.
18:49You know you're going to have to apologize.
18:52Apologize?
18:53For what?
18:54The reason they wouldn't come in is you were incredibly belittling to Chris 15 years ago.
19:00What?
19:00Why would I be belittling to her?
19:02She's nothing.
19:04You spoke at her college and said, quote,
19:08Girdles?
19:09Gross.
19:10No one wants to think about that.
19:12Okay.
19:13I mean, I probably did say that, but I'm not apologizing for something I barely remember.
19:18And nor should you, AJ.
19:20Bill, if we want to save this deal...
19:21I'm sorry.
19:22We?
19:23You do one good thing, and we work for Fisher Stassen and whatever your last name is?
19:27You know it's Pascarelli.
19:32Bill, what I think AJ is trying to...
19:34Don't speak for me!
19:35Don't speak for her!
19:35What do you think will have worse long-term effects?
19:37You blowing a $50 million deal on a point of pride, or saying one, I'm sorry, for something you did?
19:51Fine.
19:53I don't have time for this.
19:54I will apologize.
19:55Now get out of my office.
19:57Okay, but I have one more idea.
19:58Oh, God.
19:58Are you fucking kidding me?
20:03Parker!
20:04Parker!
20:05Oh, my God.
20:07You always seem to have your hands full.
20:09Here, let me help.
20:10Um.
20:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:13You're pairing the wine-colored shoes with the maroon.
20:15Stop.
20:16Sorry.
20:17It's okay.
20:19I just can't keep defending this stupid job to my parents.
20:23Vanessa makes me crush Rosanax into a Red Bull.
20:25It's just as humiliating as they think it is.
20:28You wouldn't get it.
20:29You're a parent's dream.
20:31Oh, no, not anymore.
20:33I told my parents I quit med school to pursue acting.
20:36Well, I know immigrant parents, and I'm scared for you.
20:40Yeah, no, they did not take it well.
20:41But I'm impressed.
20:43It takes a lot to do what you want, despite what others think.
20:47Yeah?
20:47Yeah.
20:48I think you made the right choice.
20:51Are you serious?
20:53Those are not the same shoes.
20:55Are you blind?
20:56Your job is very difficult.
21:02If this doesn't work, you're fired.
21:04Relax.
21:05It's gonna work.
21:09It's gonna work, right?
21:11I don't know.
21:13But dry your hands before greeting the clients.
21:17Charlie, Chris, welcome.
21:20Come on in.
21:28I'm Bill, and this is my team.
21:30I know who you are.
21:32My daughter has told me everything.
21:34I understand.
21:35And that was long ago.
21:36You know, oftentimes things can be misconstrued as offensive when...
21:41You know, let me start over.
21:44What I said was wrong and stupid.
21:47Oh, and rude.
21:48Obnoxious, sexist, uncalled for.
21:50Am I missing anything?
21:51No.
21:52But I would say rude again.
21:55Say it again.
21:56Rude.
21:56Say it again.
21:57Rude.
21:58Rude.
21:59You're right.
22:01You had a brilliant idea, and I didn't see it because I was an asshole, and I am sorry
22:06to use that language, but it's true.
22:08We want the best for the century, because your product is the best.
22:13And how would you even know that?
22:19I promise you, we'll structure the deal so it supports you as much as this girdle supports
22:26me.
22:28And us.
22:29Though I should have gone a size up.
22:32I, too, have been snatched.
22:38Okay.
22:39Let's talk.
22:44Congrats.
22:44You legitimized this conspiracy with your incompetence.
22:48My hairstylist, Marie, quit.
22:50She says she does not mess with ghosts.
22:52She gave me this rosary.
22:53I am so sorry, Wes.
22:55I did not take this as seriously as I should have.
22:57But I think I might know how to fix this.
22:59In ninth grade, I was 5'2", and everyone called me Natalie Portman.
23:02Funny, but what's the point?
23:03The point is, the only way I survived until I got my HGH injections was by joining in
23:08on the joke.
23:09I went as Black Swan for Halloween.
23:11It was epic, and the jokes lost all their power.
23:14You just have to be so confident that you think all of this is funny.
23:17I'm not confident, and I hate this.
23:19Sir, I think Josh is right.
23:21I think the only way to fix this is to fake it till you make it.
23:26What do you idiots have in mind?
23:32Good evening.
23:33Before we begin with the news, I would like to address the online rumor that I am dead.
23:40It's true.
23:42I died celebrating Simone Biles' 2024 Olympic all-round gold medal,
23:47and have haunted these halls ever since.
23:50I thought coming out as gay would be the defining moment of my career, but no.
23:56It's coming out as a ghost.
24:00Boo.
24:02Here is tonight's top story.
24:04Yes!
24:05Woo!
24:08I wanted to check in to see how classes are going.
24:11Maybe we could debrief over a wine tasting, or ice skating in Central Park.
24:16Please, can't I just show a bleep?
24:17No, that's it.
24:19We tried to be nice, Marina, but fantasy art class is stupid.
24:22Yeah, so what?
24:23Are you going to be an illustrator and hang out with the artsy girls?
24:26You can't pull off overalls.
24:27I was thinking more storyboard artists, but okay.
24:31I'll talk to my mom.
24:32Hey!
24:34No one's talking to their mom.
24:36Whoa.
24:37That was loud, Mr. W.
24:38Yeah.
24:39Well, people shouldn't have to choose between friends and family and doing what they love.
24:43He's right, girls.
24:44But what Marina loves is lame.
24:46No, it's not.
24:47It's her passion, which is a beautiful thing to foster.
24:51Come on, Marina.
24:52Show us some of those cool drawings.
24:55Jesus Christ.
24:56Those are very detailed.
24:59That's blood-toothed fire bones.
25:01He looks scary, but he's actually nice.
25:04Oh, cool.
25:06The point is, if drawing freaky little dragons makes Marina happy, you guys should support
25:12her.
25:17If Marina gets out of volunteering, then I want to go see Sonora.
25:21That's my horse.
25:23If he doesn't recognize me, I'll die.
25:25Fine.
25:26We'll all do our own thing on Thursdays.
25:29More removing grime from an ancient religious pillar for me.
25:34I drew one of you, Mr. W.
25:37Look, she has you eating a burrito.
25:39I love burritos.
25:41Our similarities are endless.
25:44It's almost spooky.
25:52Hey.
25:53Hey.
25:55I'm sorry I doubted you.
25:57I mean, you clearly knew what you were doing.
26:00And if I had known about your arrhythmia, I wouldn't have dragged you to that workout
26:03class.
26:04Yeah, I was touch and go there for a minute.
26:08Uh, anyway, I guess I'm a little intimidated by you.
26:13I mean, you just go for things.
26:16I do.
26:17It doesn't always work out.
26:18Like my One Direction tattoo.
26:21You want to go for a celebratory drink?
26:24You know, with the team?
26:25Or us?
26:26Yeah, I think I've got to stay and work.
26:28I still have a concrete company to buy.
26:31Ah, yeah.
26:32Well, I get why they picked you, though.
26:34Because you rock, lady.
26:36Because of the concrete.
26:37And because...
26:41Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
26:46Brrrr.
26:48Got a solo.
26:50Sorry.
26:50It's hard for me to hit the brakes.
27:00I was wrong.
27:02Capable ladies are the shit.
27:17I can't believe Wes hugged you.
27:19It's getting a little different now that I realize how shallow he is.
27:23How did you not know that?
27:25I guess I thought he was a titan of journalistic integrity.
27:27He's won Pulitzers, exposed corruption.
27:30He didn't do that.
27:30Paula did.
27:32Wes is a great anchor, but Paula's the one who gets everything done.
27:36Wow, I had no idea.
27:38Most people don't.
27:41All right.
27:42No.
27:44Good night, Joffrey.
27:53Francis, watch your way of protection.
27:56You found me at my window's home.
27:58Truthfully, I think.
28:01Hello?
28:03Oh, hey.
28:05Oh, God.
28:08Is this what happens when you style yourself?
28:11Yeah, I'm doing a camera test for the new Sofia Coppola film.
28:14I'm playing George Washington.
28:15Okay, Silver Fox.
28:17Yeah, Sofia's a genius.
28:19I mean, no one's ever done a film about the Revolutionary War where everyone is hot.
28:24What's up?
28:26I wanted to tell you that I changed my mind.
28:29I'd love to style you for the Albies, but I need to be the one to tell Vanessa.
28:33Oh, yeah, of course.
28:34I mean, this is bloody brilliant.
28:36Thank you so much.
28:37I promise I will not let you down.
28:49Careful.
28:50Remember the professional boundary?
28:53Yeah.
28:55Uh, well, I should, um, start prepping.
29:00Okay.
29:16I, uh, wanted to ask about some of the deal points.
29:19Spanx agreed to a limited escrow.
29:20Will Rep's insurance cover the rest?
29:22And then non-compete?
29:24What?
29:25Are you mad about the way I spoke to you today?
29:27Because it was the only way to make you understand.
29:29No.
29:32No, I just, uh, I think you're really good at this job.
29:40It's not just me.
29:42Everyone pulls their own weight.
29:47What?
29:48Why do you keep smiling?
29:52It's nothing.
29:53Nothing.
29:54What?
29:54No, no.
29:55Come on.
29:55I have to know or I will spiral thinking up bad things.
29:58I just, uh, I just really want to kiss you right now.
30:25I should have known.
30:26Yeah.
30:27Yeah.
30:27Yeah, good idea.
30:28Yeah.
30:29Sleep.
30:30Yeah.
30:31One.
30:32Oh.
30:34Yeah.
30:34You know what?
30:35You go ahead.
30:36Yeah, I'll just hang back and, uh, take the stairs.
30:38Good night.
30:38Yep.
30:39Good night.
30:42Good night.
31:08Go to bed.
31:11Go to bed.
31:24Go to bed.
31:25Go to bed.
31:28Go to bed.
31:29Go to bed.
31:30Go to bed.
31:30Go to bed.
31:30Go to bed.
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