00:27So, let's go.
00:34Where the hell have you been?
00:37I'm starving!
00:42It's been a really bad day.
00:44Sorry.
01:01Er, when did you buy this?
01:03Today.
01:04Freshco's finest.
01:06Yeah, well, that's stale to me.
01:09And where are my hobnobs?
01:12Oh, I forgot.
01:14It's been mad out there today.
01:16Mm!
01:17Well, yeah, I can imagine.
01:18You will not believe what your sister's done.
01:21What, held a candlelit vigil for me?
01:24I'm not.
01:25She's been sending postcards to your mum and dad saying she's next.
01:29She's done what?
01:30Your poor mum and dad are worried sick.
01:33I think you've been nabbed by a psycho.
01:36I'm not a psycho.
01:38It was just a moment of madness.
01:41You've bundled me into a car and you've dumped me to a weird house.
01:44It's only me gran's.
01:46You've locked me in a grubby attic room.
01:48Hey, it's very comfortable, is this?
01:50It's got en suite.
01:52Estate agent told me gran she'd get 300 a month if she rented it out.
01:55I'm being held against my will!
01:59Oh, no.
02:01But this whole thing is highly regrettable.
02:08I'm so sorry.
02:10I've been staring at the walls all day, dreaming of those biscuits.
02:16Look, I'll bring you two packs when I come tomorrow.
02:18No.
02:19In fact, I'll do better than that.
02:20Oh, you'll let me go home.
02:28Please.
02:29Please let me go home.
02:31Now.
02:33Just whatever point you were trying to make, you've made it.
02:36I would love to let you go, Rosie.
02:38But I can't.
02:41I will go and find you those biscuits.
02:44There's a garage a couple of miles away.
02:52I was a Jaffa Cake lad myself.
02:56Used to nibble all the biscuit from the outside, then pick away the chocolate.
03:00You were left with this orange jelly just melting on your tongue.
03:03What are you telling me for?
03:13I don't know why you're bored.
03:15There's plenty here to read.
03:17What?
03:18J.D. Salinger?
03:20Thomas Hardy?
03:22I want a heat magazine!
03:24Oh, hello!
03:25But I'm not buying you one of those magazines.
03:28Besides, if you actually read Catcher in the Rye or Tessa the Derbeville...
03:31Oh, is that why you abducted me?
03:33So you could complete my education?
03:35I'd prefer it if we didn't use the word abduction.
03:38Fine.
03:38Kidnap me, then.
03:39I told you to leave!
03:40If you'd just done what I asked in the first place...
03:43You can't tell me where to live!
03:45It's a free country!
03:49Look, I'd better go.
03:50Fizz will be wondering where I am.
03:52Yeah.
03:54Just like my mum and dad will be wondering where I am.
04:01Here.
04:02Write a postcard to your mum and dad.
04:10What do you want me to put?
04:11Anything.
04:13Just a few words of comfort to defuse this situation.
04:16What?
04:17And you're actually gonna send these?
04:19Hmm.
04:21I don't know what to write.
04:24We'll just put, erm, don't worry, we'll be in touch.
04:28That'll just make them worry even more.
04:30OK.
04:31How about, needed some space, we'll phone soon.
04:36How about, locked in John's grand attic, please rescue.
04:46The bottom line is, I developed an unhealthy fixation with you.
04:54I don't mean like that.
04:56Er, good job.
04:58Have I laid a finger on you since I brought you here?
05:01No.
05:01No.
05:01And I never would.
05:02Yeah, well, you'd better not.
05:04I'm just saying, you're not in any danger.
05:10And I will let you go.
05:18My life was spiralling down the plug hole.
05:22And I blamed you.
05:24Well, that's a bit unfair, isn't it?
05:26Yeah.
05:26Yeah, but the trouble is, we're here now.
05:29Once I let you, it's gonna be the end of me and Fizz.
05:33Well, she's gonna find out sometime.
05:38The day I brought you here, I was still reeling from Fizz dumping me.
05:43She said she could never forgive me for what I'd done with you.
05:47Yeah, but that isn't my fault.
05:49Look, I moved on ages ago.
05:52And when I went to work that night, I was just driving around.
05:56It felt like just putting my foot down, driving as fast as I could.
06:03Look, if you've got issues, see a shrink, get some pills.
06:08You know, it's that callousness, that lack of feeling for others.
06:12That's what bugs me about you.
06:15Well, I am sorry if I'm not losing empathy over your broken love life.
06:19Do you know what the definition of a psychopath is?
06:22No.
06:22Somebody without a conscience.
06:24I think that describes you better than it describes me.
06:28That's why I couldn't just drive away when I saw you that night.
06:31I mean, I'd warned you to leave last time and there you were just strutting about, moving from bloke to
06:36bloke.
06:37You know nothing about my life.
06:39When I saw you coming out of that club, something just came over me and felt like I was a
06:44teacher again.
06:45Like I caught you smoking, marching you to the head's office.
06:49Only it wasn't the headmaster's office, was it?
06:52And I haven't done anything wrong.
06:54The minute I got here, I knew it was a mistake.
06:56I was terrified.
06:58Yeah, you're not the only one.
07:00That's why I scarpered.
07:01I spent the night hammering on the door, screaming for help.
07:07Couldn't bring myself to come back.
07:09I was so freaked out.
07:11Yeah, think how I felt.
07:20Then when Fizz told me she wanted to get back together, I couldn't believe me ears.
07:25I was so happy.
07:29Then it struck me.
07:32Thought she wouldn't be so keen when she knows what's in me gran's attic.
07:38I can't keep me locked up here forever.
07:41You have to let me go.
07:44I'm desperate to let you go.
07:46Well, why don't you just do it?
07:48Why did I have to go to work that night?
07:51Me and Fizz could be so happy.
07:53Well, baby, you still can.
07:55No, I've blown it big time.
07:59Well, look.
08:01The longer you keep me here, the worse it's gonna be.
08:06The police must be looking for me.
08:11You're right.
08:13I'll talk to her tonight.
08:16She'd be devastated.
08:18It will destroy her.
08:20But I have to do it.
08:24What?
08:25So you'll do it tonight?
08:29Promise me.
08:31I promise.
08:32This is your honors.
08:33So, we will go ahead and find a way to plan,
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