00:03You have got to be kidding me.
00:10What are you playing at?
00:11What am I playing at? What are you playing at?
00:13I was reversing into that space.
00:14No, you weren't. You were just sat there.
00:16About to reverse.
00:17Oh, right, and me being psychic, I'm just meant to pick that up, am I?
00:20Have you heard of an indicator?
00:21Have you heard of charging into people's space?
00:24Oh, your space?
00:25Shut up.
00:26Wow, very nice. Very nice.
00:28Well, lucky for you.
00:30I hardly touched you.
00:31You're lucky for me.
00:33What do you mean you hardly touched me?
00:34That dent wasn't there before.
00:36Which dent?
00:37That dent.
00:38The one you're insurers is forking out for.
00:40Right, A, there's no way that I just did that.
00:42And B...
00:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44There is no B.
00:46You charged into me.
00:47You were paying.
00:48And one more smart comment and I'm going to knock your teeth out.
00:51Wow, you seem pretty angry.
00:53Maybe you need to talk to someone about that.
00:55Believe me, after the day I've had you, do not want to push me.
00:59What happened, love?
01:00Did you break your nail?
01:02I'm sorry.
01:03That wasn't called for.
01:04Yeah, that wasn't called for.
01:06Do you want to know what's happened?
01:07What's been happening?
01:08Honestly, no.
01:09I was on the phone to my husband.
01:11He's got cancer.
01:12And I am trying to be nice to him, but it is hard, because he's angry a lot, you see.
01:16I think he's pushing me away.
01:18And it's funny, she said, because I have been talking to someone.
01:21I've just finished having treatment for PTSD after having a young lad die in my arms.
01:25He was stabbed to death.
01:26But, yeah, you keep making your little jokes.
01:30I'm sorry.
01:31No, no, really, I'm sorry.
01:32It's a girl horse.
01:36You all right?
01:37No, he's fine.
01:39I've always had him.
01:40I just have to look at my nose and it starts bleeding.
01:42No, I'd get that checked out.
01:43It'll be low iron, wasn't it?
01:45Thanks for the advice.
01:48So, you're not going to, like, press charges or anything?
01:52Oh, and here it was me thinking you were concerned for my health.
01:55No, I'm not going to press charges for you punching my nose.
01:58Oh, come on, it wasn't a punch.
02:00I barely touched you.
02:01It was more, more like a waft.
02:05Oh, OK, well, no, I'm not going to press charges for you wafting my nose.
02:10Right.
02:11What's that?
02:13And, uh, let's just, let's just call it quits rather, don't you?
02:16That's not my dent.
02:17That's totally your dent.
02:18You know, it doesn't matter.
02:19It doesn't matter.
02:19Let's just draw a line under it.
02:22I'll pack over there and you can have this one.
02:25Oh, thank you very much.
02:26Very kind of you.
02:59It's not even my car.
03:00I'm borrowing it from a mate.
03:01Pop the hood.
03:03Pop the hood?
03:03What do you mean, pop the hood?
03:05Who even are you and why do you think you can fix it?
03:08I'm a mechanic and cause I'm a mechanic.
03:15So, uh, Alfie's the solicitor's boy?
03:19Alfie's Kevin's boy.
03:21But if you want to cause trouble, presidential suite.
03:24You pretended that I put a dent in his car and that was when you liked me.
03:28You deserved it.
03:30I think someone else should have a story read to them.
03:33In case they're too excited to go to sleep, Alf.
03:37Oh, come on.
03:38I didn't know who you were.
03:39All right?
03:40I was just a single bloke flirting in a car park.
03:42You're loving this.
03:44I didn't do anything dishonest.
03:47I am counting down the hours till you're gone.
03:51Start the clock, then.
03:53I didn't know who you were.
03:59Oh, come on.
04:00Oh, come on.
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