00:00Since the news is not done,
00:02it's 4 hours per wish.
00:05At now,
00:06it's not done anything that's not protected.
00:16This is 4 hours,
00:18since the news is not done,
00:20and the news is not done,
00:21Mr. Dick Gordo and Miriam Sentido
00:23are away from Senado.
00:26It started the meeting of Sen. Dick Gordo
00:29on the Senate hearing
00:30from the hearing of the hearing.
00:33And since he was late,
00:34he was not the chairman of the committee
00:36of Sen. Miriam Sentido
00:38to ask.
00:40Now, let me continue my discussion
00:42regarding the situation of our Constitution.
00:48May I ask a question,
00:51Honorable Chairman Sentido?
00:54No, you may not,
00:55Senator Gordo.
00:56But, Senator Sentido,
00:59a member of the Senate committee,
01:03it is my right
01:04to ask at least one question.
01:09Well, let me remind you,
01:11Senator Dick Gordo,
01:12that by coming in outside
01:14of your time of designation,
01:16you have forfeited your right
01:18to ask any question.
01:19I protest.
01:21This dictatorial tendency
01:23brought about
01:24by lack of lucid interval.
01:26Bagamat hindi na kumibo,
01:28halatang impierna
01:28ang beauty ng lola niyo.
01:30So,
01:30balit ng tanongin ng GMA
01:31kung naapektuhan siya
01:32ng mga salitang binitawan
01:33ni Sen. Dick Gordo,
01:35ito lang ang kanyang sinabi.
01:38Hindi ako naapektuhan
01:39sa sinasabi niya
01:40dahil alam ko namang
01:41hindi ako ang pinatatama niya.
01:42In other words,
01:44I am not affected
01:45by his insinuation
01:47that my intellectualization
01:48lacked illumination.
01:50Alam niyo,
01:51sa totoo lang
01:51ang gusto lang naman yan
01:52itanong,
01:53ay kung ano talaga
01:54at kailan ang merienda
01:56dahil nandito lang sila
01:57sa meeting, ano,
01:59para makikain.
02:01Kaya gandang ikataba
02:02sa Sen. Dick.
02:05Hindi totoo yan.
02:06I categorically deny
02:08that in the strongest sense
02:10of the word
02:10in this point in time.
02:14At tumako naman tayo
02:15kay kausong Belchonco
02:16para sa kanagdagang balita.
02:18Bel, pasok!
02:21Magandang gabi.
02:22Ito ang inyong kauso
02:23si Belchonco.
02:25Patok na patok
02:26ang insurance ngayon
02:28para sa mga cellphones
02:29dahil sa tindi
02:30ng nakawan.
02:31Hold upan
02:32at uwalaan
02:34ang cellphones
02:34na nagkaganap
02:35so buong bansa.
02:37Ano ah.
02:39Hold up.
02:42Madali na sa amin
02:43mang hold up
02:44o mang snudge ngayon.
02:45Una ha,
02:46dahil hindi na sila
02:47natatakot mag-tech
02:48sa jeep o sa kalsada.
02:49Pangalawa,
02:50madali na nilang ibigay
02:51yung mga cellphones nila
02:52o kahit anumang bagay.
02:54Kaya less hassle,
02:55diba?
02:55Like you know,
02:57this cellphone of mine,
02:58you know,
02:59it's medyo luma already
03:00and it has so many
03:02gasgas
03:03kasi it's been
03:04six months already,
03:05you know.
03:05So what I did,
03:06I called my insurance company
03:08and of course,
03:10they gave me a new one,
03:11you know,
03:11without any gasgas
03:12and all,
03:13you know.
03:14So,
03:15I have insured my phone na.
03:21Isipin nyo ah,
03:22imbis na isakripisyon nyo
03:23ang mga buhay nyo
03:24sa mga hold up
03:25at mga snatcher ng cellphone,
03:27haba,
03:27eh masaya nyo pang ibigay
03:29ang mga cellphone nyo
03:30sa kanila.
03:30Bakit ka nyo?
03:32Eh insured kayo eh.
03:33Kaya nga,
03:34pili na ng insurance.
03:36Panalo talaga ang cellphone,
03:38insurance na yan.
03:39O ano pang hinahantay ninyo?
03:41Pa-insure na kayo
03:43at ngayon,
03:43dumako naman tayo
03:45sa instigador ng bayan,
03:47si Michael Ricketts.
03:50Maraming salamat.
03:51Baaaaaaa!
03:54Sa'tin di nakhirap kayo,
03:56marami na sa ating mga kabataan
03:57ang nasisira ng bait.
03:58May mga tumatalon
03:59mula sa tulay at gusali.
04:01May nang-hostage.
04:02Pero,
04:03marami ang nawawala lang
04:04sa sarili.
04:06Kapag nakakita tayo
04:07ng mga taong ganitong masaya,
04:09nakangiti
04:09at mukhang wala sa sarili,
04:11eh huwag nyo nang sinang sasaktan
04:13o itatamoy.
04:14Sila ay dapat kakawaan
04:15at tulungan,
04:16hindi dapat kamuhiyan.
04:17At ngayon naman,
04:19dumako tayo kay Papaya Quano
04:20para sa ating Showbiz Chaka Minute.
04:22Papaya!
04:22Paso!
04:24Chaka Minute!
04:27Salamat, Mark!
04:29Sa Showbiz Chaka Minute,
04:31Rex Tumpadilla,
04:33nagpa-sexchange daw,
04:36matapos pumalagi sa United States
04:38ng dalawang taon
04:40ang aktor na si Rex Tumpadilla,
04:43umuwi na ito ng Pilipinas
04:45upang ipamalita
04:46na nagbukas siya
04:47ng tindahan ng beauty products
04:49sa Los Angeles.
04:52Ibang-iban na rin ang itsura niya,
04:54kaya kumakanat ang haka-haka
04:56na nagpa-sexchange na raw ito.
05:00Ah, Rex Tump,
05:01totoo ba ang nagpunta ka ng US
05:03para magpa-sexchange?
05:05Di naman totoo yan.
05:07Eh, kung totoo yan,
05:08nagpa-sexchange ako.
05:09Di sana.
05:10Ako na ang pinakabagat na babae dito sa Pilipinas.
05:12Ano? Agling ka ba?
05:14Eh, anong ginawa mo sa US?
05:16Sa US?
05:17Nagpa-exchange.
05:19Nagpa-exchange ng gender?
05:21Eh, hindi, hindi.
05:22Hindi ng gender.
05:23Nang blender.
05:24Kasi sira yung blender ko eh.
05:26Kaya nagpa-exchange ako ng blender
05:27para bago naman.
05:28Yun lang.
05:31At ayan ang ating showbiz chaka ngayong gabi.
05:34Bye!
05:36Maraming salamat, papaya.
05:38At diyan po nagwawagasagd...
05:42Excuse me po.
05:44Diyan po nagwawagasagd 4 oras ngayong gabi.
05:46Ako yun yung kauso, Michael Ricketts.
05:49At ako naman po, si Bell Choco.
05:51Ano ha?
05:52Marami pong salamat sa inyong pagtutunganga.
05:56Ano naman si papaya gawa, no?
05:58Hatid sa inyo ay...
06:00Kilikiling totoo.
06:02Nagotulog din kami...
06:044 oras!
06:05Daya natutulog din!
06:07At nagpapalita!
06:09Wow!
06:11We love you over here.
06:12Okay naman.
06:15Isiirapan ako na siya.
06:18Ano siya?
06:19Wow!
06:21Agudip!
06:22Matawa mo sa iya!
06:30Mortawa mo sa iya!
06:31Mortawa mo sa iya!
06:32Wow!
06:33Mhaham!
06:34Ami merawat!
06:35Áo!
06:35Uf!
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