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Mr Pickwick and his companions have extricated themselves from their predicament with Mr Nupkins and are setting off to spend Christmas with Mr Wardle at Dingley Dell. Starring: Nigel Stock, Clive Swift, Alan Parnaby, Jeremy Nicholas, Ray Brooks, Phil Daniels.
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00:02The End
00:32Such was the progress of Mr. Pickwick and his friends by the Muggleton Telegraph on their way to Dingley Dell
00:37that by three o'clock on the afternoon of Christmas Eve, they all stood high and dry, safe and sound,
00:43hale and hearty, on the steps of the Blue Lion Inn.
01:05Ah-ha! Ah, codfish and oysters. Hmm. You look rosy enough, my young friend. I've been asleep in front of
01:12the taproom fire. Master sent me over with a shade cart to take your luggage to the house because he
01:16thought being a cold day you might like to walk.
01:18Yes, we would. Er, Sam? Sir, help Mr. Wardrell's servant to put the package into the cart and then ride
01:27on with him. We will walk.
01:31Well, best foot forward, Mr. Winkoak.
01:35Well then, Twentyston. You're a nice specimen of a prize boy, you are. Thank ye.
01:44You ain't got nothing on your mind that makes you fret yourself, have you?
01:48Not that I know, sir.
01:51I'd have thought to look at you, you was a labouring under unrequited attachment to some young woman.
01:57Can you drive?
01:59I should rather think so.
02:13Welcome, my dear friends. Welcome to one and all.
02:18A Merry Christmas to you, my dear Pickwick.
02:21God bless you, old fellow.
02:22Snodgrass.
02:23Merry Christmas, Mr. Wardrell.
02:24Merry Christmas.
02:26Oh, and here's Bella and young Trundle, our newlyweds.
02:33Merry Christmas, Mr. Pickwick.
02:35Merry Christmas to you. Congratulations.
02:37And Winkle, my sporting friend.
02:40Winkle?
02:43Anything wrong, Winkle?
02:47Mr. Winkle.
02:49Oh, on the contrary, sir.
02:52A very happy Christmas to you.
02:55And to you.
02:56Now, you must come and meet Mother.
02:58She's looking forward to seeing you again.
03:00She's in rather low spirits this morning, I'm afraid.
03:03One of Bella's wedding recently.
03:06She fancies herself deserted.
03:09All nonsense, of course.
03:11Yes, but she's feeling rather cross.
03:13Soon you'll find her deafer than usual.
03:20Here's Mr. Pickwick, Mother.
03:22You remember him?
03:23Never mind.
03:25Don't trouble Mr. Pickwick about an old creature like me.
03:29Nobody cares for me now, and it's very natural they shouldn't.
03:33Oh, come, come, ma'am.
03:36I can't let you cut an old friend in this way.
03:39Long talk and another rubber with you.
03:41Oh, and we will show these young boys and girls
03:44how to dance with Sir Roger de Coverley before they're very much older.
03:48Ah!
03:48It's no use.
03:49I can't hear him.
03:51Nonsense, Mother.
03:53Now, don't be cross.
03:55There's a good soul.
03:57To that, Mum.
03:58And that is the reason why I would make much of those few
04:02who still have any traces of the old stock.
04:09Grandma?
04:13Won't you give me a kiss?
04:19Oh!
04:33Where on earth is Pickwick?
04:36We're ready to start.
04:42You do mean to dance, Pickwick.
04:45Of course I do.
04:46Don't you see I'm dressed for the purpose?
04:48You in silk stockings.
04:52And why not, pray?
04:54Why not, sir?
04:55Oh, there's no reason why you shouldn't wear them.
04:57No, I might not, sir.
04:58I might not.
04:59They are a very pretty pattern.
05:03I hope they are.
05:05You see nothing extraordinary in the stockings
05:08as stocking tussles?
05:10Oh, sadly not, sir.
05:11Sadly not.
05:15We're all ready, I believe.
05:17Take your partners
05:18for the Sir Roger de Coverley.
05:21Pick as you can.
05:23Ladies on the right, gentlemen on the left.
05:26All right.
05:30Here we are.
05:31Here we are.
05:34If you please, Mr Webber.
05:41Stop!
05:42Stop!
05:42What's the matter?
05:43Not everyone is here.
05:46Where is Arabella Allen?
05:48And where's Winkle?
05:49Where's Winkle?
05:51Where is Winkle?
05:52Where is Winkle?
05:53Here we are.
05:58What an extraordinary thing it is, Winkle,
06:00that you couldn't have taken your place before.
06:02Not at all extraordinary.
06:06I don't know that it was that extraordinary either.
06:10Now, may we begin?
06:13Right, Mr Webber.
06:14Not at all.
06:17I love you.
06:20It's okay?
06:21It does it.
06:24That's not too bad.
06:28Oh, Mr Tommy.
06:59Come on, Mr.
07:15There does the mince pies go, young opium eater.
07:21Very good.
07:22Stick a bit of Christmas in them.
07:27To the yard of this shop is here.
07:31There, now, we look compact and comfortable, as the father said, when he cut his little boy's head off to
07:35cure him a squinting.
07:38So, it's fun and games for everyone tonight. Servants as well.
07:41That's right, Mr Weller. Always on Christmas Eve. Master wouldn't have bet to keep it up on any account.
07:47Your master's a very pretty notion of keeping anything up, my lad.
07:50I've never seen such a sensible sort of a man or such a regular gentleman.
07:55Oh, yeah, he is. And then he breed fine pork.
07:57It looks lovely.
08:00I'll tell you what it is, young boa constrictor. If you don't eat a little less and exercise a little
08:06more...
08:06Wonderful.
08:10Wonderful.
08:13Never round the book.
08:14And now, madam.
08:15And now, me.
08:17Aww,ена!
08:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:21How young!
08:22There is a...
08:27Yes!
08:28CHEERING
08:57It isn't doing!
09:41Merry Christmas, Mr. Winkel.
09:53Miss Allen, you must surely be aware of the sentiments I entertain towards you.
10:01Might I dare to hope, to aspire, that you reciprocate in some small measure...
10:08Mr. Winkel, you must not speak so to me.
10:11Why not?
10:14Can it be that your affections are engaged elsewhere?
10:17Not precisely that, Mr. Winkel.
10:22Mr. Winkel, I'm an orphan. My brother...
10:25My poor Miss Allen.
10:26My brother Benjamin is my sole guardian.
10:29It is his dearest wish that I should marry Mr. Bob Sawyer,
10:32our childhood companion and his oldest friend.
10:38And...
10:39Is that your wish?
10:42I feel it is perhaps my duty.
10:46But if I were free, dear Mr. Winkel,
10:51there is no one I should look upon with more favour.
10:54Oh, you give me new hopes, Miss Allen.
10:58Whatever the obstacles that divide us,
11:01I am determined to overcome them and make you mine.
11:05Mr. Winkel.
11:06What?
11:07I found you.
11:09I found you.
11:14Oh!
11:14I found you.
11:30this is indeed comfort our invariable custom everybody sits down together on
11:37Christmas Eve as you see them now servants and all and here we wait until
11:43the clock strikes 12 to usher Christmas in it's not grass my dear fellow rake up
11:50the fire with the greatest of pleasure come a song a Christmas song well I'll
12:01give you one in default of a better mr. Webber the holly and the ivy if you
12:07please the holly and the ivy when they are both full grown of all the trees that
12:18are in the wood the holly bears the crown all together
12:24the writing of the sun and the running of the deer the playing of the merry organ
12:34sweet singing in the choir the holly bears a blossom as white as lily flower and
12:44merry boy sweet Jesus Christ for to be our sweet saviour
12:49the rising of the sun and the running of the deer the playing of the merry organ
12:59sweet singing in the choir the holly bears a berry as red as any blood and
13:09merry boy sweet and merry boy sweet Jesus Christ for to be our sweet saviour
13:14the rising of the sun and the running of the deer the playing of the merry organ
13:26sweet singing in the choir the holly bears a jingle
13:44a merry Christmas a merry Christmas to one and all
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14:21Good morning, Mr. Pickford. Good morning.
14:26Good morning, Sam. Morning, Governor.
14:28Time to think about leaving, I'm afraid.
14:30I just think it's the day after Christmas already.
14:33How quickly these few days have passed.
14:35Time flies when you're having fun,
14:36as the fox said to the farmer when he caught him in the henhouse.
14:40By the way, I should watch out, Governor.
14:42There's a couple of sore bones at breakfast.
14:44What are sore bones?
14:46What?
14:47I thought everybody know there's a sore bone as a surgeon.
14:50Oh, but these ain't regular thoroughbred sore bones.
14:53They're only in training.
14:55Medical students, I suppose.
14:57They're fine fellows, no doubt,
14:59with judgments matured by observation
15:01and tastes refined by reading and study.
15:08There you are at last, Bigwig.
15:10Good morning.
15:10Good morning.
15:11Pray remove those.
15:16That's Miss Allen's brother, Benjamin Allen,
15:19and his particular friend, Mr...
15:21Mr...
15:22Bob Sawyer.
15:23Bob Sawyer.
15:24Ah, splendid morning, gentlemen.
15:26Pastor, Master.
15:27Have you come far this morning?
15:29Blue Lion, Muggleton.
15:30You should have joined us last night.
15:32So we should.
15:33But the brandy was too good to leave in a hurry, eh, Ben?
15:39Nothing like the sectine to give one a good appetite.
15:42Have you finished that leg yet?
15:44Nearly.
15:45It's very muscular for a child.
15:47Yeah.
15:48I put down for an arm at my place.
15:51Hello, clubbing together to buy a whole body.
15:53Only we can't find anyone who wants a head.
15:56Wish you'd take it.
15:57Can't afford such expensive luxuries.
15:59Don't sense.
16:00Can't indeed.
16:01I wouldn't mind a brain, but I couldn't stand a whole head.
16:04Ah, can't come and pray.
16:06I hear the ladies.
16:11Good morning, Father.
16:12Good morning.
16:13Good morning.
16:13Good morning, Mr Pickwick.
16:14Good morning.
16:15Why, Ben?
16:17I'll come to take you home tomorrow.
16:22Don't you see Bob Sawyer, Arabella?
16:25Is that any way to treat your old beau?
16:32Merry Christmas.
16:36Ben, dear.
16:38Have you been introduced to Mr Winkle?
16:41I have not been.
16:43But I should be very happy to be.
16:55Winkle?
16:58Slodgrouse?
17:01Breakfast?
17:04Time we were thinking about packing.
17:09Excuse me.
17:17Goodbye, Pickwick, my dear friend.
17:20You're to come back and see us very soon, mind.
17:24And you must come and visit me in my rooms at the Georgian voucher.
17:28All of you.
17:30Might be a tight fit if we did, eh?
17:32Goodbye, Andy.
17:33Goodbye.
17:34Goodbye, dear Augustus.
17:36Goodbye.
17:37Write to me.
17:38Of course.
17:39We'll see you very soon.
17:42Yes.
17:43I should like that.
17:45Come along, Tupman.
17:47Snodgrouse.
17:48Goodbye, Mr Tupman.
17:48Goodbye, Mr Tupman.
17:49Goodbye, Mr Tupman.
17:50Goodbye, Mr Tupman.
17:51Goodbye, Mr Tupman.
17:51Goodbye, Mr Tupman.
17:53Goodbye, Mr Tupman.
17:56We showed them, didn't we?
17:58We did indeed.
17:59Goodbye, dear Mr Pickwick.
18:04And God bless you.
18:06And God bless you, too.
18:10Goodbye, Mr Pickwick.
18:12Goodbye, Mr Pickwick.
18:29You've got all your blood in the rain.
18:44Thank you, Mr Tupman.
18:49nylon.
18:50There are those!
18:50Well, just a Tupman.
18:53Hello.
18:55Happy birthday.
18:57Food.
18:58Well, it's a round.
19:07Good health.
19:13How do you do, sir?
19:15I've called from Dodson and Fogg.
19:18Dodson?
19:18I refer you to my attorney, Mr Perker of Grey's Inn.
19:23Waiter, show the gentleman out.
19:24Beg your pardon, Mr Pickwick.
19:27But personal service by clerk or agent in these cases, you know.
19:32Nothing like caution, sir, in all legal forms.
19:36Now, which of you gentleman's name is Snodgrass?
19:40I am. Why?
19:42I thought so.
19:43I've got a little something to trouble you with here, Mr Snodgrass.
19:47For me?
19:48It's only a subpoena in Bardell and Pickwick on behalf of the plaintiffs.
19:53We expect it to come on about the 14th of February.
19:57St Valentine's Day.
20:01We've marked it a special jury cause.
20:05Now, I ain't mistaken in saying your name's Tupman, am I?
20:09And this other gentleman's Mr Winkle.
20:11Yes, well...
20:12Tupman.
20:13Mr Tupman.
20:15And Mr Winkle.
20:17Yes, I...
20:19If it ain't inconvenient, I have Samuel Weller's name here.
20:28Waiter, send my servant here.
20:31I suppose it is the intention of your employers to seek to criminate me upon the testimony of my own
20:36friends.
20:37Not knowing.
20:39Can't say.
20:40For what other reason are these subpoenas served upon them if not for that?
20:44Very good plant, Mr Pickwick, but it won't do.
20:47No harm in trying, but there's very little to be got out of me.
20:53Samuel Weller?
20:55One of the truest things you've said for many a year.
20:58Here's a subpoena for you, Mr Weller.
21:01What's that in English?
21:03Here's the original.
21:06Fitch.
21:07This!
21:09Oh, that's the original, is it?
21:11Well, I'm glad I've seen the original.
21:12It's a gratifying thing and eases one's mind so much.
21:16Here's the subpoena.
21:18And here's the shilling.
21:21It's from Dodson and Fogg.
21:24Uncommon and some of them as knows me so little to come down with a present.
21:28It's affecting the one's feelings.
21:32Well, that's that then.
21:35Good afternoon, gentlemen.
21:42Ma'am, I'd better go and see Mr Perker.
21:46Ah, my dear sir, what's the news about your matter?
21:50Anything more about our good friends Dodson and Fogg?
21:54They've not been sleeping, I know that.
21:57Very smart fellas, very smart indeed.
22:00They're very great scoundrels.
22:02Ah, yes, yes.
22:03Well, that's a matter of opinion, you know.
22:07Of course, I can't expect you to view these matters with a professional eye.
22:15Well, we've done everything that's necessary.
22:21I have retained Sergeant Snubbin.
22:25Is he a good man?
22:27Yes, yes, yes.
22:29Bless your heart and soul, my dear sir.
22:32Sergeant Snubbin is at the very top of his profession.
22:35We say...
22:36There's no need to mention this abroad.
22:39We say, we of the profession, that he leads the court by the nose.
22:45They have subpoenaed my three friends.
22:49Important witnesses.
22:51Saw you in a delicate situation.
22:54But she fainted of her own accord.
22:56She threw herself into my arms.
22:58Very likely, my dear sir.
23:01But who's to prove it?
23:02They have subpoenaed my servant too.
23:05Yes, of course.
23:06I knew they would.
23:08Well, my dear sir,
23:09if you will take the management of your affairs into your own hands
23:13after entrusting them to your solicitor,
23:15you must also take the consequences.
23:20What do they want Sam to prove?
23:23That you sent him to Mrs Bardell with some offer of compromise, I suppose.
23:29It doesn't matter very much.
23:31I doubt if any counsel could get very much out of Sam.
23:37I don't think they could.
23:41Now, what course do we pursue?
23:44There is only one to adopt.
23:45We cross-examine the witnesses,
23:48trust to Snubbin's eloquence,
23:50throw dust in the eyes of the judge,
23:52and...
23:54throw ourselves upon the jury.
23:57And suppose the verdict is against me?
24:04You mean...
24:06in that case I must pay the damages?
24:09I'm afraid so.
24:12Then I beg to announce to you
24:14my unalterable determination to pay no damages whatever.
24:20None, Perker.
24:21Not a pound, not a penny of my money
24:24shall find its way into the pockets of Dodson and Fogg.
24:27That is my deliberate and irrevocable decision.
24:31Very well, my dear sir.
24:33You know best, of course.
24:36Of course.
24:41Where does Sergeant Snubbin live?
24:45I should like to see him.
24:47See Sergeant Snubbin?
24:50Oh, poo-poo, my dear sir!
24:54Impossible!
24:57I think not, sir.
25:10Mr. Pickwick is the defendant in Bardell and Pickwick, Sergeant Snubbin.
25:15I am retained in that, am I?
25:17You are, sir, yes.
25:19Mr. Pickwick wishes to state to you
25:22that he denies there being any grounds
25:24or pretext whatever for the action against him.
25:28And that unless he comes into court with clean hands
25:32and without the most conscientious conviction
25:34that he's right in resisting the plaintiff's demands
25:37he would not be here at all.
25:39Ooh.
25:40Has Mr. Pickwick a strong case?
25:44Well...
25:44Due purpose calling witnesses?
25:46Uh, no.
25:51Gentlemen of your profession, sir,
25:53see the worst side of human nature.
25:55All its disputes, all its ill will and bad blood
25:58rise up before you.
26:00I really believe that to this circumstance
26:01must be attributed the vulgar but very general notion
26:05of your being as a body
26:06suspicious, distrustful and over-cautious.
26:13Conscious as I am, sir,
26:15of the disadvantages of making such a declaration to you
26:18in such circumstances,
26:19I have come here because I wish you distinctly to understand,
26:24as my friend Mr. Perker has said,
26:26that I am innocent of the falsehood laid to my charge.
26:32And although I am very well aware of the inestimable value of your assistance, sir,
26:37I must beg to add,
26:39that unless you sincerely believe in my innocence,
26:44I would rather be deprived of the aid of your talents
26:46than have the advantage of them.
26:49Who is with me in this case?
26:51Mr. Funky.
26:53Funky.
26:54Funky.
26:54Funky.
26:54Never heard the name before.
26:55He must be a very young man.
26:57He was called only the other day.
26:59Oh, let me see now.
27:01He hasn't been at the bar eight years yet.
27:04Ah, I thought so.
27:05Is he here? Send him in.
27:07Very well.
27:08Very well.
27:15Ah, Mr. Funky.
27:17Yes?
27:17This way, please.
27:18Oh, the sergeant would like a good word with you.
27:20Oh, yes, sir.
27:21Very, very good, sir.
27:32I understand you're appearing with me in this case, Mr.
27:35Mr.
27:36Funky.
27:38Have you read the papers, Funky?
27:39Oh, yes, indeed, sir.
27:40Yes.
27:41This is Mr.
27:42Mr.
27:43Mr.
27:45How do you do, sir?
27:48Perhaps you would take Mr. Pickwick away and,
27:51and hear anything you may wish to communicate.
27:54Oh, yes, sir.
27:56Thank you, yes.
27:57Would you come with me, please, sir?
28:02Is that all?
28:04That is all, my dear sir.
28:05Yes, this way, sir.
28:06This way.
28:09Far from being reassured by his interview with Sergeant Snubbin,
28:13Mr. Pickwick found himself awaiting trial for breach of promise
28:17with even more unease than he'd felt before.
28:21And the date set for the trial was fast approaching.
28:24We're gonna have to take Saturday.
28:32And the Nuncare Claw's

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