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Summer Unboxed with Maisie and Joel Season 1 Episode 1
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00:00Hmm
00:05I'm Maisie Adam. I'm Joel Domit. We're going on our annual summer holidays together
00:10We're leaving every decision up to the mystery box to see if we can have a better holiday than ever
00:17before
00:18It's some real out-of-the-box thinking. Oh shut up Joel
00:31Mystery box. Yes. Come on. Oh, okay
00:35Feels fitnessy. I don't want it to be fitness. Can you read it? Summer is the perfect time to explore
00:42wellness activities
00:43That I love. I thought we were gonna go on a run and I was dreading it. Wellness I'm here
00:48for
00:48Who can be the most chill?
00:51It's getting better and better
00:52Lowest heart rate wins
00:54I have a very low heart rate
00:56Do you what like worryingly like? Honestly doctors think I'm dead. They listen to my heart rate. It's just like
01:07Okay, good good, okay. Let's have a look at what we got in this box. I'm a bigger fan of
01:11this
01:11Do I look like I'm on a wellness retreat or do I look like I've escaped from the asylum right
01:16now? You're giving escaped
01:17Yeah, yeah, or beginners karate. Oh, should I put mine on? Oh, yes, please. I love this
01:24What are they what I don't like it? I'm down. Whoa
01:29Come on a little bit of me is worried. You already own these a little bit of me has already
01:34been in these
01:35Yeah, I'm gonna go in here. Hopefully there's some hand gel. Oh
01:42Okay, meet your new health and well-being coach. It'll watch your sleep steps and stress
01:47That's clever. Gone are the days where a watch would just tell the time these will
01:52Be how we monitor who's the most chill
01:56From our heart rate. Yeah, two of the most excitable comedians on the circuit. What's this little thing?
02:03Get better sleep
02:05Get better sleep
02:07Stop shouting. Just get better sleep
02:14Sort of sounds like an electric vehicle doesn't it? It does sound like this. Yeah, yeah, your uber's here, baby.
02:20Yeah
02:24That's you in a nutshell. It's anti-chafe. Oh
02:27Anti-chafe. It sounds like someone who's married to my uncle chafe
02:39Okay, all right, we're ready. Whoa, okay, that's happening. Is it better with the t-shirt down? Okay, okay
02:49Paddleboard yoga. Yeah, you know it before never done paddleboarding never done yoga if there's anything to bring your heart
02:56rate up
02:56It's it's it's it's that view. I think let's crack on shall we lovely
03:02Oh my god, I feel relaxed already
03:05I'm not convinced that this is gonna keep my heart rate down shoulders very tense. Yeah, 94 my heart rate
03:12Oh, yeah, you are bang down at 75. Oh god, I think I might be in triple figures
03:18We're gonna just do a little bit of a warm-up
03:20It was quite warm already Julie
03:21It's all right a little bit warmer in the joint
03:23If we just come down
03:25You're doing really well there Joe. I knew I was doing it right
03:28I'm down a bit lower
03:30Stop asking Joel to squat in those little pounds
03:33So we're actually gonna go sideways on our board and into like a tabletop position
03:37There is some frogs in the bank right now getting a hell of a view
03:41Your right arm and then if you can you're gonna lift your left leg
03:44If it's too hard to do both just do the arm or the leg
03:47I don't know what Joel's doing, but it doesn't sound good
03:50And come down
03:52Back to the middle
03:55That's it both hands and knees back on the board
03:58Thank God
03:59Well done
04:00I could win this one feel like Maisie as an opponent
04:03She doesn't just go with the flow, you know
04:05Her shoulders are permanently high
04:09This is a good impression of her
04:12Oh no, I can't believe it
04:14What you got Joel, heart rate?
04:17I'm on 93
04:19My Joel's 76
04:20How?
04:21I know, I don't know
04:22How?
04:23What I want you to do is this, as quick as you can go
04:27I should come to you
04:30Maisie's going back more
04:32You alright Maisie?
04:35I thought you said I had an anchor
04:37I could have ended up in front
04:39Another day off, Domit
04:41Oh sorry Maisie, am I just doing a headstand?
04:43Did you mean to have a...
04:45Yes!
04:51Right, so we're gonna use a bit of plyometric
04:54We're gonna jump up and down
04:55Julie, am I doing the highest jumps you've ever seen?
04:58Who's splashing baby?
04:59A little bit hot, yeah, that's more like it
05:01Have you ever jumped before Maisie?
05:03Maisie, look, look at how high my jumps are
05:05You're making ripples for me, Joel
05:07There we go
05:09Really, Joel?
05:10Jump!
05:12Jump!
05:16It was my last jump
05:18Well done!
05:18Thank you, Julie
05:20You did really well
05:21I think I've got a handful of them now
05:26What are you at the moment?
05:28I'm at 80 right now
05:29I'm at 80!
05:31Game on!
05:32Game on!
05:33I'm gonna take this one
05:34Oh, of course he is
05:35Of course he is
05:37Go on, go
05:38Yes!
05:39Hi Mum, I know you're watching
05:40Hi Maisie's Mum
05:42I know you're watching
05:42No
05:43You look great Maisie
05:44Thanks!
05:45You look absolutely fantastic
05:46Thank you
05:47Thank you
05:48You suit 1895
05:50You're giving Tom Daley
05:51And I'm sort of giving you a Victorian wench
05:55One
05:56Two
05:58Three
05:59Oh!
06:02I'll give it to you
06:02I can't go under Joel
06:04I can't
06:04I can't
06:06I can't
06:08Oh!
06:10Oh!
06:11No!
06:13Oh God!
06:15Oh!
06:16Oh!
06:17You did it!
06:1996!
06:20It's 96!
06:22What do you have?
06:23I hate you too
06:25Domit, it's a no for me
06:27It's a no for me
06:28Are you out?
06:28Are you out?
06:28I'm out
06:30Oh God
06:32Oh!
06:34Lowering your body into a cold tub full of ice
06:38That's a cry for help mate
06:44Hello!
06:45And welcome to our wellness class
06:48Maisie, Maisie
06:49Wellness voice
06:52Keep it chill
06:54Hello
06:55And welcome
06:58It feels creepy
06:59It feels creepy
07:00It feels creepy
07:03I breathe in for three
07:04And I just want to hear a noise come out on the exhale
07:06No!
07:13Ahhhhhhhhhh
07:15Joel will now play some relaxing sounds for the group
07:27Deep
07:28Is that the relaxing sound you wanted?
07:29It feels almost too relaxed there
07:30Well, at least we know which way the breeze is blowing now
07:34Sorry, I was so relaxed
07:45Deep breaths
07:46Deep breaths
07:51Listen to the wind
07:54Not Joel's wind, the wind
07:56Maybe change the track
07:58Change the track
07:58Let's do this one
08:04Let's embrace our inner children
08:08If anyone wants to cry or shit themselves, please do now
08:12Yeah, yeah that's fine
08:14Okay, we're now going to come round with some eye patches
08:19Mmm
08:19Here we go
08:23Given with love and kindness
08:24Given with love and kindness
08:27It's in my eye
08:27It's in my eye
08:28It's in your eye, yeah
08:29It's over your eye
08:30It's in my eye, sorry
08:30You're using it like a patch
08:32Sorry
08:32There we go
08:33Alright then, here we go
08:35So relaxed right now
08:35And inhale
08:37And inhale
08:38And exhale
08:42And be comfortable
08:43There was one bit where I turned to Joel
08:45Because I was like
08:46Do you want to hop in here mate?
08:47Because you've not said anything
08:48And Joel was
08:49Joel was fast asleep
08:50He'd meditated himself
08:52To sleep
08:54And I glanced at his watch
08:56And he was on
08:57I don't know
08:57Three
08:58And exhale
08:59Do exhale
09:00Do exhale
09:05Here we go
09:06I'm excited Joel
09:07I love these ones
09:10What have we got?
09:11Oh
09:12Okay
09:13Okay, sure
09:13Okay, what a way to find out I've got a massive head
09:15There's a reason that you've got interesting haircuts
09:18Do you want to read your postcard?
09:19You must find strength in unity
09:21You have 30 minutes
09:23Two must become one
09:26Two must become one?
09:28I think they want us to have sex
09:29I don't think that's what that's about
09:31Is that not?
09:32I don't think so
09:33With the helmets on
09:34Mmm
09:34Safety first
09:36Could be the tandem
09:37Tandem
09:37What without having two saddles
09:3930 minutes to cycle around here?
09:41Yeah
09:41And keep a low heart rate
09:43I must keep reminding myself that
09:45Just saying that out loud shot me up from 74 to 83
09:49I'm on 68
09:49You're still on 68
09:51Yeah
09:52Are you okay?
09:53What's that?
09:54Chafe green
09:54That should be applied
09:56Really wish I'd gone before the guy with hairy legs
09:59Mmm
09:59Yeah it's not
10:00Yeah
10:01Is it matting?
10:02Yeah it's not nice to actually do double dip him
10:04Oh there is a couple of hairs on there
10:05There's a couple of hairs on there
10:07Good
10:07Good
10:08A couple of them off
10:10You look great
10:11Oh it's tricky isn't it with the balance?
10:13I haven't done this before
10:14Right
10:15Which is also what I would say if we were having sex
10:17Now tactics on the tandem bike
10:19Now tactics on the tandem bike was do not pedal the tandem bike
10:21I thought let him do all the hard work
10:24Get the physicality of Domit
10:26Get him doing all the work
10:28And then just when he's at his most vulnerable physically
10:31Then come in with the mentality stuff
10:34Then come in with do you think your wife loves you?
10:37Do you think Ramesh is after your job?
10:38Do you think your sons have entered the Manosphere?
10:40It's classic stuff
10:44Well let's do it
10:46Stay nice and relaxed
10:47Yeah
10:48How are you finding the pedalling up front?
10:50I feel like the pedalling is really
10:52It's harder than I thought it was going to be
10:53All up to 80s
10:5580s
10:5590
10:5690
10:57That's pretty good
10:5890
10:59That's pretty good
11:00Ah come on
11:01How are you finding parenthood Joel?
11:03It's tough but I'm enjoying it so much
11:06Honestly
11:06The hardest part is being away from them
11:08Yeah do you ever think like you being away
11:10You know might have like detrimental effects
11:13On their sort of like development
11:14Especially now with like
11:16The dangers to young boys
11:18Who are joining the Manosphere
11:19Like not having father figures
11:21Does it ever cross your mind that maybe like
11:23You know you being away
11:25Hannah could like
11:27I don't know
11:27Realise that
11:29She could be with a more present partner
11:31Just cause like
11:32Now I'm thinking about it you know
11:34Yeah
11:34Maisie was really
11:36Not chilling me out with the conversation
11:38She was
11:40It's
11:41It's really awful
11:41Awful
11:42It's saying some awful things
11:43Come on Joel
11:44Five minutes left
11:45Okay
11:45Come on
11:46Come on
11:47Come on push to the end
11:48I promise I'm really really cycling
11:49Wonder how Romesh would do at this
11:51Oh
11:52Yeah he'd probably
11:54He'd probably do really well at it
11:55He'd do well at absolutely everything
11:57Yeah
11:58We both worked really hard there mate
11:59Well done
11:59Oh that is
12:00That's wet
12:01124
12:02It's gone up
12:04Triple figures for the Domit
12:06For the first time
12:08Yeah
12:08I think it was the Romesh stuff that did it
12:10Yeah
12:10Sorry about that
12:12No no it's alright I need to give him a call
12:13Just 94 from me
12:14No it's 90
12:15That's weird isn't it
12:1694 from me
12:17Yeah
12:18That is odd
12:19Yeah
12:22Imagine if this hill was the thing that made me have a really high heart rate after all this time
12:27This is going to be the winner Joel
12:30I don't know how this is going to go
12:32Oh
12:33With the lowest average heart rate the most chill is
12:37Joel
12:38Oh
12:39Joel 85
12:40Maisie 94
12:41Stop
12:4394
12:45Not bad
12:45I was born in 85 as well as far
12:47I was born in 94
12:48Stop it
12:48Stop it
12:49Stop it
12:50Stop it
12:50No
12:52Oh my god it's good
12:54That's so exciting
12:54I've gone to 111 just the map
12:56Woah
12:57I've gone up
12:58I've gone to 105
12:59This is the least chill we've been all day
13:01Oh this is so great
13:0285 and 94
13:03Genuinely that's really cool
13:05That's really cool
13:06You're so old
13:17You're so old
13:18You're so old
13:20I push me back
13:23You're so old
13:27I was out of my drawer
13:27You're so old
13:28This isn't over
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