00:00If I've learned anything from watching various sports over the last few months,
00:05it's that big, strong men love a nice purse.
00:10A nice purse. We're talking expensive purses.
00:13Right. We were told by succession that if you carry a ludicrously capacious bag, that it's tacky.
00:21Everyone's laughing up their sleeves about your day because she's brought a ludicrously capacious bag.
00:27But these men, they don't look tacky to me. They look rich.
00:30Over the years, we've seen a lot of athletes do their tunnel walks with a really flashy bag,
00:37whether it's Louis Vuitton or Balenciaga or Dior.
00:40There's a gentleman who has come across my feed named Erling Haaland.
00:45This gentleman is a Viking. He's giant.
00:47He's from Norway.
00:48Yes. He's real character on and off the field.
00:51Apparently, one of the things that makes him very interesting is his extensive purse collection.
00:57I want him to line up all of his purses. I want to see them. Do you think they all
01:00fit in a closet?
01:01This is a guy who has, like, deep cuts. These are rare bags.
01:05These are bags that you have to, like, know a guy who knows a guy.
01:09They're painted. They're $45,000.
01:13They're sourced.
01:13And the ultimate flex, he puts, like, a little Hermes in the big Hermes.
01:18And it's like a, if you know, you know. Like, there's a Kelly in that Birkin.
01:22I want to know what else is in the Birkin.
01:24It's like a turducken for a person.
01:26Like Russian nesting dolls?
01:27Yes.
01:28Birkin version?
01:28What's in the purse, dude? I'm looking at him and I'm thinking hairbrush.
01:31Obviously hairbrush.
01:32I carry around a hairbrush. He, of course, is carrying around a hairbrush.
01:35He's got beautiful blonde Norwegian locks.
01:37He wears them in an Amanda Batula bun, which actually he pulls off flawlessly.
01:41Maybe they need all the space for their cleats.
01:43God, can you imagine putting a pair of cleats in a Birkin?
01:45Now that's a fuck.
01:46That's like when Kim Kardashian was carrying her Birkin to the gym.
01:50Or, like, taking a Birkin to the beach.
01:52This guy's like, I'm going to one-up you. My cleats are in there.
01:55He has a girlfriend.
01:56Do you think he carries, like, her tampons?
01:59I would hope so. Wouldn't you hope that?
02:02Well, if we've learned anything from She's the Man,
02:04it's that soccer players, male and female, can find a use for a tampon.
02:08That's right.
02:09Joey Tribbiani was too ahead of his time.
02:13From now on, you guys are going to have to get used to the fact that Joey comes with a
02:17bag.
02:17He's the original purse influencer.
02:20So I think it's a handsome, giant man thing.
02:22Like, Jacob Elordi is not an athlete,
02:25but he is a tall, handsome, talented man with a purse.
02:29And I think it's sort of like a flex.
02:32Like, I'm this big, handsome, and manly that I can carry a big-ass bag,
02:39or I can carry a little clutch, and what are you going to say about it?
02:44What we're learning in our year 2026 is real men wear purses.
02:49What we're learning in our year 2026 is real men wear purses.
02:49What we're learning in our year 2026 is real men wear purses.
02:50What we're learning in our year 2026 is real men wear purses.
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