00:01Hey, look! The Dungeons & Dragons ride!
00:09Wow! Neat!
00:11Give me a break!
00:13I don't like this!
00:15Whoa! What's happening?
00:19Where are we?
00:22Look out!
00:26Fear not, Ranger!
00:31Barbarian, Magician, Thief!
00:35Cavalier and Acrobat!
00:48Who was that?
00:50That was Venger, the force of evil!
00:53I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons!
01:18DUNGEON MASTER
01:19said we'd find a clue to help us get home in the forest with no trees!
01:23Dungeon Master's an airhead!
01:25How can you have a forest with no trees?
01:27Who knows what he really meant!
01:29That's it!
01:30You said the magic word, Presto!
01:32I did?
01:33It's not N-O, no!
01:34It's K-N-O-W, no!
01:36No trees!
01:37Trees that know!
01:38No!
01:38That's ridiculous!
01:40Trees don't know anything!
01:41I beg your pardon!
01:43Huh?
01:44Ah!
01:45Ah!
01:46Ah!
01:47Sounds like the young Cavalier has met his first no tree!
01:55Come, my young adventurers are in need of some assistance!
01:58Blah blah blah blah blah blah!
02:00Uh-oh —
02:01L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-p!
02:03Do-l-l-l-l-l-l-l…וא
02:03him! WHAAA
02:05- Venezuela! …WHAAA
02:08- A Over- OM
02:08Oh, dear me, Woody Woops.
02:25Well, I haven't done this in years.
02:34I'd almost forgotten how much fun this sort of thing can be.
02:39Your fun has ended, Dungeon Master.
02:48Of course I know the way out of this world.
02:52I'm a no-tree. I know everything there is to know.
02:56How do we know he knows?
02:58Ask me anything.
03:00Okay. Who won the 1981 World Series?
03:03Simple. The Greywood Elves.
03:05The who?
03:06That thing doesn't know its trunk from a hole in the ground.
03:09However, if you're referring to the 81 World Series in your world,
03:14it was the Dodgers over the Yankees, four games to two.
03:17Gosh, he really does know.
03:19If you're such a great know-it-all, how do we get out of this place?
03:23Oh, dear. Your friend, the Dungeon Master, is in great danger.
03:29Who cares? How do we get home?
03:31Dungeon Master in trouble? We've got to help him.
03:34Oh, brother.
03:38Hey, wait a minute!
03:41Take him to the caves!
03:49There's something moving up ahead.
03:53And up there, too! Look!
04:02Someone tells me if these guys touch us, we'll get more than wards.
04:06Hello! We come in peace.
04:08A lot of good that's gonna do.
04:10It always works in the movies.
04:15So much for the movies.
04:17Time for some fireworks.
04:25Yuck! I hate frogs!
04:29Stay away from my sister, slime face!
04:35Hold this, fellas!
04:42Who are those guys?
04:45Who cares?
04:46Pull something out of that stupid hat of yours.
04:48Quick!
04:49What should I pull out?
04:50An army tank would be nice.
04:53Uh...
04:53Kerbuffin's a ruffin!
04:55Here goes nothing!
04:56Ew!
04:58Giant fly!
05:00Must have been something rotten in my hat.
05:03The only thing rotten around here is your magic.
05:09Rotten or not, Presto's magic may just save our necks.
05:13Come on!
05:20I think we lost him.
05:24And I think we lost ourselves, too.
05:27We've gotta figure out how to find the dungeon master.
05:29Aw, what for?
05:30I say we forget about that little drip and try to buy our way home.
05:35With what?
05:36Fairy dust?
05:37No!
05:38Money!
05:39You've gotta be kidding.
05:40American money is useless in this world.
05:43Oh, yeah?
05:43We'll see about that.
05:45The first person I see, I'm gonna make an offer they can't refuse.
05:51Some deal.
05:53Bullywooks!
05:54Bullywooks!
05:55Bullywooks!
05:55Bullywooks!
05:55Bullywooks!
05:56Dungeon Master!
05:57What's he saying?
05:58How should I know?
06:00He's saying that those Bullywooks took away the dungeon master,
06:03and he knows where they went.
06:05How did you know that?
06:06I don't know.
06:07Give me a break.
06:08We're gonna listen to fairies now?
06:11We have no choice, Eric.
06:13Dungeon Master may need our help.
06:15Lead on.
06:34It's about time you got here.
06:36Time?
06:37I have plenty of.
06:39What have you got?
06:40I've got a jewel for the crown of your master.
06:44Is he?
06:46No.
06:47The red glow indicates a life force is still with him.
06:50Tell Ventra that Dungeon Master is his for the right price.
06:56Now go!
06:57Very soon, Dungeon Master.
06:59You shall be worth ten times the trouble it took to capture you.
07:04Are you sure he said this is the way to Dungeon Master?
07:07Sure, I'm sure.
07:08I think.
07:09Say, how far down is it, Presto?
07:11I don't know.
07:12I haven't looked.
07:19Nothing to worry about, Eric.
07:21If we fall, we won't hit the bottom.
07:23Oh, good.
07:24Because there isn't one.
07:27We'll have to turn back.
07:29Wait a minute.
07:30We can't get back.
