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00:18I don't got it all planned out, but you know, I just watch it all planned out, cause I know
00:30Covered in this life until forever, I don't got it all planned out, but you know, I just watch it
00:38all planned out, cause I know
00:44Covered in this life until forever
00:52Covered in this life until forever
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01:28Thank you, Los Angeles!
02:10Thank you, Los Angeles!
02:29Thank you, Los Angeles!
02:51Man, it's hot in this van.
02:55You think we can stop and get some tacos?
02:58What's up, Brody?
02:59You're gonna go in and see the urologist.
03:01No problems, man.
03:02We don't have to tase you again, all right?
03:04If any one of you niggas tase me, you're gonna be on medical pass.
03:10Bitch.
03:12Yeah, I'll show you a bitch.
03:15Oh!
03:17Shit!
03:18Your little murder charges, they don't scare me one bit, all right?
03:24I already got 66 years.
03:27I'm in no hurry.
03:30Let's enjoy our time together.
03:33Well, we will.
03:37There's boy blowing kisses back here to me!
03:41Drive, are we there yet?
03:46Woo!
03:48That's good.
03:51Uh, just one picture with the governor, and then I'll leave you guys alone.
03:55Oh.
03:55All right, I'll be right back.
03:58Wow.
04:00So is you.
04:02Jupiter Jones.
04:04Heard so many things about you.
04:07Let's just say I was referred to you by our most gracious quarterback slash MVP.
04:12He said you saved his life.
04:14The fixer.
04:16Now, you know I can't discuss my client's business.
04:19That's why you hired me.
04:20Well, you ain't got to discuss anything.
04:22I know he got caught on camera with four hookers, a pound of coke, and a strap on, night before
04:27Super Bowl.
04:29Now, you made that shit go away all so he can hoist up a trophy and talk about Disneyland.
04:34I don't know what you're talking about.
04:38So that's why you cost so much.
04:39And you got the referral discount.
04:42But hey, by the way, congrats on a Russian title.
04:47Well, you know they can't tackle the young boy from Philly.
04:51It seems that way.
04:54Okay, five minutes, and then we have the VIP pics.
04:58Remember, they spent $3,000 each for three minutes.
05:00God, I hate these damn VIP photos.
05:02Who came up with this shit?
05:04You know, it's so annoying, and it's always a bunch of fucking little kids.
05:11No.
05:13You try dancing for four hours, 22 cities after a 12-hour flight.
05:17I need some damn relief.
05:18All right?
05:19I understand.
05:20I'm not here to judge.
05:21I'm just here to listen.
05:23What, Bronnie?
05:24Is she supposed to be some type of fixer?
05:26Is she supposed to be some type of fixer, or...?
05:27Yep.
05:28The best.
05:29And she fun to shy.
05:30Mm-hmm.
05:31She used to work for the bank tycoon with Cameron Sanders.
05:34You know, the billion-dollar banker slash murderer.
05:37Now, that motherfucker is as crooked as it gets.
05:42It was a mistake.
05:44All right?
06:00Look, I'm supposed to be America's princess.
06:03All right?
06:04I have a $200 million movie coming out next week.
06:06I can't let this get out.
06:08I'm on every billboard right now.
06:10You know, Sunset, Melrose, even Crenshaw.
06:12Look, she was only 19 when it happened.
06:15She didn't even know no better.
06:16And these were the hottest rappers up out of Mississippi at the time.
06:20She was just rebelling against her upbringing and the congregation.
06:24We have to make this go away.
06:26All right?
06:26I worked too hard.
06:28From Macomb, Mississippi to this stage, I...
06:31I can't give my success back.
06:32I just...
06:34I can't.
06:35Has he reached out?
06:36Yeah.
06:37How much?
06:39$300.
06:40A million?
06:43$300 million?
06:44Yeah.
06:45Or he's gonna send it to the studio, the record label, and the Times.
06:53Okay.
06:54Why not just pay it?
06:57You just signed a $200 million deal.
06:59Forbes has you pegged at $400 million or so.
07:02Pay it.
07:04Look, we took the money from the tour up front.
07:07All right?
07:08Needed the money, made some bad investments.
07:10Matter of fact, you made some bad investments.
07:13He talking about we gonna be a power couple.
07:15Now you got, you got what?
07:16Four baby mamas?
07:17You don't know what a condom is, huh?
07:20Look, can you help us?
07:22It's time.
07:23Get the fuck out of here.
07:25I don't care about those people.
07:26I'll give them their money back.
07:27I'm not doing it.
07:27Okay, boss.
07:29Fuck.
07:30Okay.
07:32I'll make some calls and be in touch.
07:34Do not talk to him if he calls back, okay?
07:39And America's sweetheart, you can't cancel.
07:42You're taking the pics.
07:45I hope you're as good as they say you are.
07:48Oh, I am.
07:53Hopper's coming.
08:12It wasn't until I was behind the dumpster at the Greyhound station.
08:19Then, after three black tics had came out of my mouth, I looked down.
08:27I had made $30.
08:30Just enough to cop.
08:33That's when I realized that something's gotta change.
08:37I'm an addict.
08:38Okay, wait a minute.
08:42So, that's when you decided?
08:45You had to wait until you went so low before you recognized that you were a hooker and a drug
08:54addict?
08:55What's the personal responsibility in that?
08:58I would never, ever tolerate that kind of behavior in my law firm.
09:05Remember, we agreed to not be negative, not to judge.
09:09This is a safe place to share.
09:11See, that's what I don't like, and that's what makes me mad.
09:15This is supposed to be a rehab for drug addicts, right?
09:18Well, I'm not a drug addict.
09:20I don't do drugs.
09:22I just try to keep myself out of jail.
09:25So, I told the judge that I was an addict, and that's why I wrote bad checks and messed up
09:33my taxes.
09:35And you, my darling, are talking about three dicks in your mouth.
09:40Okay, Livia.
09:42Stop it.
09:43We are here to share, and you're out of line.
09:45You're here because the judge told you to be here, so you can stop with this whole little holier-than
09:50-thou act.
10:01I don't care what the judge said.
10:07In the back of a dumpster?
10:09At a greyhound?
10:10I think I'm gonna find a way to do this a little bit better.
10:14If you'll excuse me.
10:16Livia, get back here.
10:17The judge said you have to be here for 60 days.
10:21You know what?
10:22You have reached a whole new low.
10:25You had the largest personal injury firm in Southern California.
10:29I used to watch your commercials, you savage.
10:32Miss First Lady of litigation.
10:35Not anymore.
10:38Bye, Trameka.
10:40Silly bitch.
10:42I'm so sorry.
10:42Are you okay?
11:05Like I said, Brody, no funny business.
11:15Come on.
11:16What are you waiting on?
11:17Get out here.
11:27Come on, come on.
11:31Can't see you, Brody.
11:33Just get you out of those.
11:39Brody, let's go, man.
11:41We got 30 seconds.
11:42Let's move.
11:42You see?
11:45I can still stump a roach.
11:47Brody!
11:48Nigga, let's go!
11:49But like you said, I don't scare you.
11:54Maybe you should have been afraid.
12:08Yeah, niggas.
12:10We ain't playing in this bitch.
12:12Know what I'm talking about?
12:132015.
12:14Hey, we the hottest rappers in the South, boy.
12:16We on fire.
12:18Hey, since it's my birthday,
12:21I think I'm gonna get myself a little treat.
12:23Know what I'm saying?
12:23Yeah.
12:24You see this youngin' right here?
12:26Hey, say she wanna be a little singer.
12:28You know how we do.
12:30We fuck them all.
12:32Hee!
12:39Can you cut that off?
12:41That's my fiancee.
12:42Well, I see why you would wanna stay with her.
12:45Look, his threats are getting worse and worse.
12:47He says we got like 48 hours.
12:50Come on, Harper.
12:51You didn't make it from a comb all the way to the big stage by being soft.
12:55All right?
12:55Now we'll deal with this.
12:57We will.
12:57Come on.
12:58Well, we need to do something right now.
13:00I can't have my grandkids looking at that.
13:02Look at that.
13:03That's really bad.
13:04And it's getting worse.
13:06Yeah.
13:06Yeah, I've seen it.
13:07If this makes it online,
13:09America's token sweetheart could soon be on a reality show with her sisters.
13:13She could make millions.
13:15Okay.
13:16This is Kellan.
13:17He was in what would be the CIA in America, but in Kenya.
13:21That's good.
13:22That's good.
13:23That's what we need.
13:24Raw.
13:25Laronte Baby Blaze Watson.
13:28A former 2Bit drug dealer and gang member from Brookhaven, Mississippi.
13:32He started selling mixtapes online and grew to a mid-level music sensation about 10 years ago.
13:38Nowadays, he couldn't give away a free album in front of a dollar store, but he was hot back then.
13:44Any priors?
13:45Two arrests for felony assaults.
13:47He did beat an attempted murder charge in Texas a few years back on self-defense.
13:52In and out of rehab the last three years.
13:55He likes his lean.
13:57Promethazine.
13:59Hospital four times for seizures.
14:01He is currently living off of his royalty checks, which are getting lower and lower.
14:06The guy is desperate.
14:09Okay.
14:10Well, it's time to get things into motion.
14:13Chelsea, I need you to find me anything that you can on this Baby Blaze character.
14:17I want to know if he even tried to steal somebody's Wi-Fi.
14:20With a lifestyle like that, he's bound to have some cracks in that armor.
14:23Harper, that's your people.
14:24Always makes mistakes.
14:25Okay?
14:26Don't worry about it.
14:28Kalen, I'm gonna need more info.
14:30Better yet, why don't we start with you paying a visit to this little gangster rapper?
14:37All right.
14:37I gotta go.
14:39I'm doing 60 minutes to this.
14:41Jupiter.
14:43Listen, we have 48 hours, that's it.
14:47I know.
15:19I know.
15:20Oh, Jewel.
15:23I'm sorry I fell asleep.
15:27Fuck, it's 2 a.m.
15:29Oh.
15:31Look, I know you care.
15:33And I know you want to show it.
15:35But part of our agreement when you moved in here, is that you wouldn't question me.
15:39That's what you said.
15:41If my woman comes home at 2 a.m., I'm gonna ask the question.
15:44Oh.
15:45What kind of man would I be if I didn't...
15:47I have had a long day.
15:49I just want to soak in a hot bath, listen to my podcast, and just forget about it, okay?
15:58How can I have a relationship with you?
16:02There's no way I can love you this way, Jewel.
16:05I mean, can I be a fucking human being?
16:09I appreciate your energy.
16:13It feels good coming home knowing that you're here.
16:16It does.
16:17I'm just tired.
16:19Okay?
16:21Yo, I need more.
16:23Come on, Jewel, let's talk for real.
16:26Not surface.
16:29Come on.
16:31Just let me in.
16:32Okay.
16:34I can't...
16:37I can't do this with you tonight.
16:39I gotta...
16:40Jewel, let's talk.
16:45Look at me go.
16:46Look at me flex.
16:47This not a plane.
16:48I'm like a jet.
16:49I had a song.
16:49We didn't press.
16:50Then she heard me.
16:51Now she dressed.
16:52To make it all worse, I got a check.
16:53You want a verse?
16:54Double the check.
16:55I wanted this.
16:55Then I got this.
16:56I wanna want that.
16:57I'ma get this.
16:58This how going you poppin.
16:59This how going you hot.
17:00You get what you want when you poppin.
17:02You do what you want when you hot.
17:03This how going you poppin.
17:05This how going you hot.
17:06Funny I'm out when I drop it.
17:08None of the numbers gon' drop.
17:15Yeah, boy.
17:17Hey, man.
17:19Hey, that slap, huh?
17:20Yeah.
17:21That shit, boy.
17:23Yeah.
17:25You don't like my verse?
17:26Look, man.
17:28As your manager, you know I'm supposed to tell you the truth.
17:33You lost your step.
17:35I lost my step?
17:37I lost my step, nigga?
17:40How a rap legend gon' lose his step?
17:42Yo, Blaze.
17:43Look, look.
17:43Chill out, man.
17:44Chill, chill.
17:45Yo.
17:46My man.
17:47Run that bag so we can...
17:48I'll show you a last step!
17:50Fuck!
17:53That's enough.
17:54Man, what you gon' do?
17:55Give us a free, huh?
17:57Hey, let him go, let him go, let him go!
17:58Hey, man.
17:59I thought you was from the damn attorney's office.
18:01Who are you?
18:04Let's talk business.
18:07It's cool.
18:09It's cool.
18:10It's cool, dog.
18:18Come on.
18:25Shit.
18:26Shit.
18:33It's cool.
18:37It's cool.
18:38I needed that.
18:41Well, you know, we're not supposed to be out of this sex.
18:44It's better than makeup sex.
18:49Well, I gotta get going.
18:51Harper has a fitting at the V&J's at seven.
18:53Oh, yeah?
18:55You know that yoga train will be on that military time.
18:57So you better go and get up out of here.
18:59Unless you want a Dirty South beatdown.
19:03I'll take a Dirty South beatdown from you anytime.
19:07Well, I'll give it to you again, son.
19:09If you behave.
19:12Or not.
19:12Good boy.
19:31Let's get drunk.
19:34Mr.
19:38Mr.
19:42Truth.
19:42whatever the fuck.
19:43You need to come and do security for me.
19:45I got bitches on the jewels,
19:47niggas be on some plex, you know what I'm saying?
19:48So, I've done my research on you.
19:54You've made a lot of money.
19:55Oh, I mean, come on now.
19:58But you've also done a lot of drugs.
20:02Eight baby mamas plus two extra kids
20:04the public know nothing about.
20:08Lawsuits, you're broke.
20:10Facing foreclosure on a ranch.
20:12You are in bad shape.
20:16Hey, I'mma bounce back.
20:18You know what I'm saying?
20:19That ain't nothing for a hustler like me.
20:21I'm gonna come up.
20:22So your bounce back is to use your ace in the hole.
20:25That's starting Harper.
20:28A 29-year-old girl who's done everything in her entire life
20:31to get to where she is.
20:35That's your solution?
20:37Because she made a mistake at 19?
20:39Nigga, you African.
20:40You know how hard life is.
20:41You probably had flies all up in your nose and shit.
20:45Sometimes you gotta face your mistakes.
20:46Come on, man.
20:48What do you want?
20:49300 million isn't happening.
20:51What do you want realistically?
20:54300 is the number.
20:56She's gonna be paying out a lot more than this when that shit come out.
20:59These movies go all the way up to part seven.
21:01You think I don't know that?
21:02She gonna see billions off of this.
21:04Timers are the essence.
21:05Y'all better get moving.
21:06Why are you counting her money?
21:08The head was trash.
21:10There wasn't no sloppy toppy.
21:11I deserve 300 just for the torture.
21:13What?
21:13300 isn't happening.
21:16Give me a realistic number and I'll see what I can do.
21:20I ain't budging, man.
21:22What?
21:26Well then, until we meet again.
21:33What the?
21:34And for your information, I grew up in the beautiful city of Nairobi.
21:40You should visit sometime.
21:43My nose is a lot cleaner than yours, you filthy leech.
21:4948 hours, nigga!
22:01What up, Chels?
22:03Well, looks like our guy Leronte Baby Blaze has quite the checkered past.
22:09In and out of prison since he had his hit album.
22:12He has a grandmother in a nursing home about five miles south of Jackson.
22:17No other surviving family.
22:19Kids don't even know him.
22:21Most never saw him at all.
22:22He has a cousin slash manager, Jerry J.P. Willis, who handles all his affairs,
22:28including filling numerous oxycodone prescriptions.
22:31He has about 15 straw buyers.
22:34This guy has a real problem.
22:37Leronte.
22:37Well, that's an interesting name.
22:40Okay.
22:41Well, at the very least, we can get J.P. on the drug charges
22:43and maybe have Kellyn go talk to the grandma.
22:46Okay.
22:47My brain's working.
22:48What else?
22:49Yes.
22:50And we all know how that is.
22:52Looks like J.P. filed and retracted an assault charge against his cousin before.
22:59He seems a bit disgruntled.
23:01Maybe that's our way in.
23:04Ah.
23:05Keep digging.
23:06I gotta hop.
23:06All right?
23:08Hey.
23:09Juju.
23:09Juju.
23:09I need you to listen to me very carefully.
23:13And answer me very clearly.
23:16Okay.
23:18What's going on?
23:19Where are you exactly?
23:24I'm at the SLS.
23:26Why?
23:27Do not move.
23:28Text me the room number and do not move.
23:32I'm on my way to you now.
23:34Don't move.
23:44Oh, my God.
23:45I can't fucking deal.
23:46This shit is gonna hit the internet any fucking second.
23:49You know?
23:50I can't sleep.
23:51I haven't eaten.
23:52I can't drink nothing.
23:53Try to calm down.
23:54Okay?
23:55And relax.
23:56We have the best people on it.
23:58Right.
23:58Baby, look.
23:59Don't worry.
24:01All right?
24:01I spoke to Jupiter.
24:02They're having a meeting with him.
24:03It's gonna be all right.
24:04No.
24:05My life is fucking ruined.
24:06All right?
24:07Baby, look.
24:09Look, look, look.
24:10Look at me.
24:10Look at me.
24:11I got you.
24:13What?
24:14Yeah.
24:15He's a good man.
24:16He's got it under control.
24:21Get the fuck out.
24:23What?
24:24Both of y'all get the fuck out.
24:25Matter of fact, get out!
24:28Get the fuck out.
24:29I need to center myself.
24:30I gotta meditate.
24:31Get out!
24:40We are both in a bind.
24:43I need to get that money so that I can move around out there.
24:46And you need it for whatever the hell you need it for.
24:50This is a legitimate business transaction.
24:53You said you were gonna get me high.
24:56Do I have to spell this out to you?
24:59I'm gonna go get you some guys slash male patrons.
25:03And you're gonna do whatever it is you do.
25:07And then we're gonna split that money in half.
25:09You got that?
25:11And I don't want you to hold back on anything.
25:15Because I don't want any unsatisfied customers.
25:17Okay?
25:19Got it.
25:20And then I am going to give you one of the biggest fentanyl hits you have ever had in your
25:31perfect little Caucasian life.
25:33And I really need to hurry up on this because I'm on a mission to try to connect with my
25:37daughter.
25:37See, she's the one who can get me out of all this.
25:40And eliminate my need to be down here with all you lowlife, traveling, troglodytes.
25:49In this torrid condition.
25:52Did I tell you that I got invited to Obama's inauguration?
25:56Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
26:11What?
26:14Lock the door.
26:21Kellen, what is all this?
26:24Talk to me.
26:24He escaped.
26:30When?
26:34Look.
26:36Hopefully they will catch him.
26:38He's not very smart, so he will fuck up.
26:40But in the meantime, we must take precautions.
26:44Mm-hmm.
26:46Okay.
26:48Well, if he wants to go looking for trouble, we will make sure that he finds it.
26:53I've been through this type of shit with the Sanders clan.
26:56You know, when I came for my family, the only regret that I have is that I wasn't prepared.
27:03Never.
27:05Never again would I lose someone that I love.
27:08Someone that I care for because I wasn't prepared.
27:12I am here for you.
27:16I know you are.
27:17Right.
27:18We got the money you want to buy, we need some money.
27:20We are all this money.
27:24Baby, tell me all your reasons.
27:28Hey baby, tell me all your reasons.
27:30Or you don't leave it.
27:32Yeah, I kinda feel betrayed, just feel like treason.
27:35You ain't rooting for the whole team, it's my season.
27:37Switching out the blue now while I've been greening.
27:40Oh, you can stand now
27:42I stand now
27:43I got all these people on me
27:45I'm a man now
27:46That's why you get that
27:48Hey, girl, I made that
27:49So I'm gonna
27:50Need some other reasons
27:51For the take, babe, oh
27:54You all need some other reasons
27:56You all need some other
27:58Motifly
27:59Racins, red
28:00Racins, red
28:02Racins
28:02Yeah, yeah
28:05You all need some other reasons
28:07You all need some other
28:10Motifly
28:11Racins, red
28:13Next time on Jupiter Jones
28:16Gonna try to hunt you down
28:18We can't hide
28:19We ain't got no time to be patient, boy
28:21We about to be loaded
28:22I'm trying to help you
28:23I made a fucking mistake, all right
28:25Kellen has security beefed up
28:27I thought you guys hadn't spoken for a while
28:29I haven't heard anything about you
28:31So I would think that
28:32Now would be an appropriate time
28:34For us to get acquainted
28:35I'm here because I believe
28:37That we can help each other
28:38We gonna burn in hell
28:40For some of the things
28:40We do at this office
28:41You have no value
28:44So take the money
28:45Like the filth that you are
28:47Jupiter
28:48I just hope you know
28:49I love you
28:49The jury finds the defendant
28:52Guilty
28:53You said I was gonna be okay
28:54I trust you
28:55You a damn bitch walker
28:56Take camera out of me
28:57You a damn bitch walker
28:58I can't get help
29:08Boss
29:09I'm driving like a fudge
29:11Running into night and night
29:13Bus stop
29:14I'm making an entrance
29:16Trust drop drive
29:18On a Saturday night
29:20I'm ready to start
29:22And I'm calling the shots
29:24I got a dress on my suit
29:27I got a dress on my suit
29:29I got a dress on my suit
29:30I got a dress on my suit
29:30I got a little cruise
29:31Na na na na na na
29:33Bus
29:34I'm driving like a fudge
29:36Running into night and night
29:38Bus stop
29:39I'm making an entrance
29:41Stop drop drive
29:43On a Saturday night
29:45I'm ready to start
29:47And I'm calling the shots
29:49And I got a dress on my suit
29:52I got a dress on my suit
29:54I got a dress on my suit
29:54I got a run this show
29:56Cause na na na na na
29:58Boss
29:59Come bring it like a boss
30:01Behave it like a boss
30:03Sure
30:03Complain it like a boss
30:05Adjust as long as you're the boss
30:07Keep on thinking like a boss
30:09Oh don't you, don't you miss this bus
30:11Believe it
30:12You're the boss
30:15I got a dress on my suit
30:17I got a dress on my suit
30:19I got a run this show
30:21Cause na na na na
30:22Na na na na
30:23Bus
30:24I'm driving like a fudge
30:26Running into night and night
30:28Bus stop
30:29I'm making an entrance
30:32Trust drop drive
30:33On a Saturday night
30:35I'm ready to start
30:37And I'm calling the shots
30:39And I got a dress on my suit
30:42I got a dress on my suit
30:44I got a run this show
30:46Cause na na na na na
30:48I got a dress on my suit
30:51I got a dress on my suit
30:53I got a run this show
30:54Cause na na na na na
30:56Boss
30:57Come bring it like a boss
30:59Behave it like a boss
31:01Sure
31:01Complain it like a boss
31:03Adjust as long as you're the boss
31:06Keep on thinking like a boss
31:08Oh don't you, don't you miss this bus
31:10Delete it
31:11You're the boss
31:14Boss
31:18I got a dress on my suit
31:20I got a dress on my suit
31:26I got a dress on my suit
31:29I got a dress on my suit
31:30I got a dress on my suit
31:32I got a dress on my suit
31:33I got a dress on my suit
31:33I got a dress on my suit
31:33I got a dress on my suit
31:33I got a dress on my suit
31:34I got a dress on my suit
31:34I got a dress on my suit
31:35I got a dress on my suit
31:35I got a dress on my suit
31:35I got a dress on my suit
31:36I got a dress on my suit
31:36I got a dress on my suit
31:37I got a dress on my suit
31:42I got a dress on my suit