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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Coin.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:15but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's Cole!
00:02:08He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, Buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:20Don't do it!
00:03:22Don't do it!
00:03:23Don't do it!
00:03:24Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make her watch the living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come in.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:25Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30I'm giving back.
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:52Chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Hell queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:29Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Well, Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed a spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today, and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:49Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57He'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I'm a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is...
00:10:33shocking yeah actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me
00:10:38flirting yeah don't lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:42funny okay well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways fine by me
00:10:51oh and um well the purple bra by the way i like it in a weird way you're not in
00:10:58my type but
00:10:59you know color theory i don't know would you just get out of here
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15jen red alert cole and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:30oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:41still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:53oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should
00:11:57see it did you get it lindsay got it what are you doing
00:12:28oh
00:12:31oh
00:12:31yo what's going on dude your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen what's yeah
00:12:51come on let's see if these boobs are photoshopped
00:13:06oh
00:13:06oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18oh my god oh cool your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:23since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:30oh
00:13:50my school enemy is my allied girlfriend
00:13:53oh
00:14:08you okay give that to me
00:14:21now give the phone back jen
00:14:23what the hell cole i thought you'd be happy
00:14:30how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete it off
00:14:35your phone
00:14:35i'm exposed what else is fake about you and i know it's not just your purse
00:14:40why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46haley's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with me
00:14:50you hear me
00:14:55hey are you cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings i just
00:15:01need to be alone
00:15:02hey
00:15:03hey
00:15:03hey
00:15:07cole is a rich
00:15:08asshole and he said we were enemies
00:15:11but why did i get butterflies when he looked at me today
00:15:17don't stay up too late honey
00:15:19love you mom
00:15:22wait mom
00:15:26do do people change
00:15:29like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:53you
00:15:56you
00:15:56top day huh
00:15:57oh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite
00:16:02noted is that all the whole school treats me like i'm their punching bag i'm just trying
00:16:07to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:11oh i'm really proud of you and then there's this guy he has this vendetta against me but at the
00:16:17same
00:16:17time he's super contradictory it's so confusing sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:23sounds like you're into this guy no i'm not into this guy i like you only you
00:16:34i really liked your photo by the way you did are you gonna reciprocate i was thinking we'd
00:16:39better if we met in person that sounds amazing when with well after school at the balcony i'll bring
00:16:46flowers deal
00:16:56i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08stop thinking about cole
00:17:18call me father i heard about you harassing jen at school today
00:17:21defending that nobody hayley girl he was not a nobody dad are those for her
00:17:31what the fuck
00:17:35what the fuck i know what hayley is cole her mother works as a maid at my office that whole
00:17:42family is
00:17:43trash stay away from her and what if i say no stay away from hayley cole or i'll fire her
00:17:49mother
00:17:51what if she found out that you are the one making her life miserable
00:17:54i'm almost 18 soon i'll have my inheritance i hate to make hayley wait but she can't know who i
00:18:00am before
00:18:01i make sure her family is safe you're sick it's called watching out for your future
00:18:13oh
00:18:14oh hi
00:18:15i'm hayley
00:18:17yes
00:18:18mm-hmm so nice to meet you god i'd give anything just to hear her say my name but the
00:18:24moment she knows i lose her forever
00:18:29thank you for the flowers you're so nice
00:18:55i don't want to need more trouble
00:18:58why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:19:01oh no we're not here to give you any trouble we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:10eat it
00:19:22call me
00:19:24so you thought you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school
00:19:28you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32guacamole wizard where are you oh and by the way
00:19:36nicole's not gonna come save you he goes after all he's rich like me
00:19:44i'm nothing like you
00:19:50yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:53call again why is he always here when i need help
00:19:57pick it up
00:19:58call we were kidding it's ketchup
00:20:00pick that bloody thing up
00:20:06figure you're gonna record this
00:20:16didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:18don't think you have leverage here
00:20:20so i'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22you want to hold that thing next to your face and do what i say
00:20:28i will leave hayley alone
00:20:32i will leave hayley alone
00:20:37got it yeah let's go
00:20:41what are you looking at
00:20:45got it let's go
00:20:54uh thank you
00:20:58wow never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:03why do you keep following me around
00:21:05i just
00:21:07i happen to see you were you waiting at someone yeah my boyfriend actually
00:21:15well he he kind of stood me up so
00:21:19maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:22maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25cole are you being nice to me
00:21:28you thought we were enemies
00:21:30i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though so
00:21:33not that annoying
00:21:35maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:37are you trying to play with my feelings coldness because it's not gonna work
00:21:41i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online board communities make you fall for her
00:21:55he he makes me feel safe
00:21:58you wouldn't understand though
00:22:04you never understand better than you think
00:22:08cole understands me better than i think
00:22:11i don't see
00:22:14how you touch him like this
00:22:25if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29no my my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:35in the game
00:22:38oh in the game huh
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you that slow in the game too
00:22:55i can see why he likes you
00:23:07i can't do this
00:23:09i love my boyfriend and you will never understand that he's smart and he's kind and
00:23:16he loves me for who i am
00:23:18that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:23i wish i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:36cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:46what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:53champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was i thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:07but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:17i got into a car accident
00:24:18really are you okay you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right who nobody
00:24:26which hospital are you staying at i want to come visit you
00:24:28no no you cannot i look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine if you say so
00:24:36so are we going to prom together
00:24:37oh yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04oh you
00:25:05oh me
00:25:07why is she so lucky
00:25:09cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it
00:25:25it's okay
00:25:27what would you know each other more
00:25:28i'm a little bit curious about you actually
00:25:30i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh
00:25:33how close are you with your mom
00:25:35what is he trying to do
00:25:37it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:41i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:57so are you going to prom
00:25:58i don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:03or shall i stay a victim
00:26:05are you jealous of me
00:26:06me jealous no why would i be jealous
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:13you are so full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really
00:26:23miss gorman's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:25i'm sure you'll be fine
00:26:25i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:28okay
00:26:29sorry not by that bad
00:26:31i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:34make me try something new
00:26:36mm-mm
00:26:36we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55it was supposed to be special at prom and not
00:26:58just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:11one day when you regret it
00:27:14you know we can do more if you want
00:27:31me
00:27:32and that i've been wanting to be a girl a lot more than you think
00:27:35so you want me
00:27:39i think you know which i want you
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you.
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh, yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:10Great.
00:28:11Yeah, we're happy guys.
00:28:17Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:25Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:45Guacamole wizard.
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:06She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:10I'm not going to take this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:21Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:34They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57Would you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:45You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:50All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:14Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my God.
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:06He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:08So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude,
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with a bad pun.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:42Oh my God.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:00Colt, put me down.
00:33:01Put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:36Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:43We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're going to regret this, Colt Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's filming.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the dean's list.
00:34:11Wow.
00:34:12Yeah.
00:34:18Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:23He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:40God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47Yeah, I know.
00:34:53Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:34:59Here we are.
00:35:16Don't go to prom and shake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go to prom and shake.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley.
00:35:57Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously, I do.
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:05Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:07Um, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21All right, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50Hey, I'm talking about...
00:36:51Uh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:04Oh, shit, look!
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:08Oh, shit.
00:37:09Oh, shit.
00:37:10Oh, shit.
00:37:12Oh, shit.
00:37:14Oh, shit.
00:37:17Oh, shit.
00:37:18Oh, shit.
00:37:22Oh, shit.
00:37:23Oh, shit.
00:37:23Oh, shit.
00:37:23Stop, guys!
00:37:24Stop it!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:41Oh, my God!
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:45Bailey!
00:37:45Bailey Roberts.
00:37:47Bailey Roberts.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:48After school, don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:08I'm going to keep you company.
00:38:11it's the least I could do
00:38:12if you saved my ass today
00:38:15the locker thing
00:38:16that was an accident
00:38:18oh sure
00:38:20so uh
00:38:21you and you and Jake huh
00:38:25no
00:38:26he lied about that
00:38:27I don't know why though
00:38:29good
00:38:32father that asshole every time
00:38:34he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:36thinking about him touching you
00:38:38kissing you
00:38:40I could kill him
00:38:43promise me you won't go to prom with
00:38:48okay fine
00:38:49I won't
00:38:53because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing
00:38:59our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:07oh my god I am so fed up with this
00:39:11oh my god I am so sorry
00:39:30I tripped
00:39:30no no no no no no
00:39:32what it always
00:39:34has to be about her
00:39:35doesn't it
00:39:39they're dead
00:39:41they're both dead
00:39:42oh
00:39:44how am I going to be able to talk to guacamole
00:39:46wizard. Oh, what are you? Are you almost crying? It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:56Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12Mrs. Gorman, it's burning. Mr. Edmonds. Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:18Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:32Jake, hey. Oh, um, sorry. Gotta get to student council.
00:40:39Hey, you didn't even try the rice drink.
00:40:42The rice drink?
00:40:46Yeah. You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:03Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said. Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's gonna be okay. We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing
00:41:25never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means... It means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:03Okay, okay, okay. I... I... I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:15Oh, my God. Thank you.
00:42:19Oh, my God. You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:04What?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh, my God. Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:26Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:30Hey, valley whore.
00:43:31Show him what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:52Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Haley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:14Hey, everyone.
00:44:15I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it.
00:44:48Stop, stop, stop.
00:44:51I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jane!
00:44:58Hey.
00:45:00Now is the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:07Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:10Here you go.
00:45:13Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:35It was nothing personal.
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:47Oh!
00:45:48Oh!
00:45:49All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:52What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him.
00:45:57Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:11It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:13Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:19Do you think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care.
00:46:23And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29I'm not over my dead body.
00:46:30Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:35No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:54Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:08I could never think that.
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:25I heard that guy, Max, is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:42You got this, Haley.
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:14Hey, Haley.
00:48:15I'm glad you came.
00:48:16You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:18Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:22No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:27Get drunk, girl.
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:31Woo!
00:48:32Get up.
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore?
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:51Valley whore!
00:48:56Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me?
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy messages on your
00:49:05castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:07Actually, you're kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:09Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:24Leave me alone.
00:49:26Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:43Paul?
00:49:55Oh, my God.
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:31No, I'm not.
00:50:32Yes, you are.
00:50:34It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38So, you too.
00:50:39This whole time.
00:50:43Oh, my God.
00:50:44I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Hey, wait.
00:50:47Wait.
00:50:51Hey, wait.
00:50:53Please, at least take my jackets.
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I kissed you.
00:51:04Obviously.
00:51:04The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:09What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:12What are you...
00:51:21Who is that?
00:51:22I don't know.
00:51:23Just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:32Get in the car.
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:36Haley.
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:53And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:02Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:12Haley, come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:28I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:35Haley.
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:06Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:10Right.
00:53:10I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:16So I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:18Good as new.
00:53:23Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:32One down, one to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:38Want to go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:41Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:06Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:24And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:26so he can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:43Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:46Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:52What?
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:56You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05I'll tell her myself.
00:55:07Stick me in your car.
00:55:14Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:32He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:47Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:50My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55I was.
00:55:55I got my hairiness.
00:55:57And I can protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:12Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:36Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:43I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:50But you're him.
00:56:52You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I, I mean, I, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59Until you hoped.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02I hoped it was you.
00:57:04You were always there for me.
00:57:08They're hot and they're really fucking hot.
00:57:15Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do, you never go.
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:23Yeah.
00:57:24Take my clothes off.
00:57:26Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:27Mm-hmm.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50So, what do you think?
00:57:52Ten out of ten.
00:57:53Oh.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:55What do again?
00:57:56I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:02Alright.
00:58:02Alright, that's fair.
00:58:03I'll, uh, I'll take that as a one.
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:15Mm, no, God, no.
00:58:16I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:21No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:24There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute, Mom.
00:58:27Stop it.
00:58:30Um, same.
00:58:33Is it Promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's Promenade.
00:58:37I don't know.
00:58:39But the real question is, do you get a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:46Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jake kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:50Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:52I don't want to hear it.
00:58:53Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:58Later.
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:24with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:28Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:38Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Cole, are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:47I see you, Cole.
00:59:47Cole, you are in big trouble.
01:00:05Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:08You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:31My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:36Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:40You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4320 more minutes.
01:00:45We're in.
01:00:46Dale.
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:54I hear we have a winner.
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:02Jen Longfellow.
01:01:06Oh, my God.
01:01:08Thank you guys so much.
01:01:11Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:12I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:23That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:26It was fun.
01:01:27It's great to have a kiss.
01:01:33Hey, uh...
01:01:34This time that's up.
01:01:35No.
01:01:36But who cares?
01:01:46I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:51Come on.
01:01:51Everyone say it with me.
01:01:53Pervy princess.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:01:59Pervy princess.
01:02:01Wait.
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:13Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:14If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:18I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy.
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:30You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:34You little skit.
01:02:36You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:45But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:53You can't do that.
01:02:55I'm the principal.
01:02:56So, yes, I can.
01:03:06There was no internship.
01:03:09You lied to me.
01:03:22Oh, my princess finally has her crown.
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:29Yeah, no can do.
01:03:31All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:37humor.
01:03:37Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:49We are going home right now.
01:03:52You've disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:54Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:57You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:01Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:05And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:07And you can accept that?
01:04:08I'll make my own path.
01:04:10And best believe me, I can.
01:04:12I'll say this.
01:04:14It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:19Joy problem.
01:04:27I am so proud of you.
01:04:30I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:34That was terrifying.
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:40I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:44Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:46Yeah, you do.
01:04:46Hey.
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