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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 2
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00:06You
00:06You don't mention that you're hosting the bunker competition tomorrow. I didn't get visas
00:10Are you kidding me? So why didn't they fly us out?
00:12But they did man like first class too. So then what are we doing sitting in a car at the
00:16board?
00:17We're pocketing the money, bro. Just chill
00:20All right, um, Neil, switch with me. You're the least suspicious looking out of all of us. Okay, true
00:31Okay
00:31Ow, fuck put your foot on my face. Oh
00:35Fuck I forgot my driver's license. Okay. Well, I brought my passport. I hate having two IDs. It's like so
00:42confusing
00:42You're gonna make me talk to the border guy. Really just come back
00:46Okay, so fine. Let's go
00:48Okay
00:49I should put my mouse
00:51Man, you guys are tripping man. Just say you're going to your cousin's engagement. Bro, I use this goose all
00:59the time
01:00Oh, we should say we're shopping at the Buffalo Outlets
01:03Bro, what is this? 2006?
01:05Okay, yo, everybody shut up. Let me handle this. All right
01:12Hi, good evening
01:13So, uh, afternoon
01:16Passports
01:23Citizenships? Canadian
01:26All of you? Yep
01:29What's the nature of your business? We're going to visit my dance cousin. I'm, uh, dancing to go visit my
01:35cousin
01:35We're on a visit to visit my dance cousin to dance with him during my visit
01:42He's getting engaged
01:44I'm not getting paid
01:46Mm-hmm. Nice
01:48Nice set of wheels you got there
01:51What do you do for a living?
01:52Uh, you know, uh, it's online stuff
01:56Just some online stuff, huh?
01:58You got any drugs in the car?
02:01No
02:02How about illegal firearms or explosives?
02:05What? No
02:06You sure about that?
02:08Yeah, I'm sure we don't have illegal firearms or explosives
02:12Okay
02:13I'm gonna need you to, uh, pull over and head inside for further inspection
02:16What? Why?
02:18I don't need to give you a goddamn reason why
02:20Pull over now
02:21Get inside
02:25What the fucking attitude, bro?
02:28You're not supposed to be a prick
02:29We don't have any rights here, man
02:30Just smile and say, yes, sir
02:32We're gonna be here all day now
02:33Fuck
02:34This country is like a very masculine energy
02:37Take it up with us
02:38And talk to God, he probably listened
02:40Yeah, I'm from Punjab
02:41Am I with that shit?
02:42German
02:42Blue sleeve 3-5
02:44OG with the bourbon
02:45Bird box, bird bitch
02:46Who don't let the birds in?
02:48Dance moves, Amari
02:48And then, I tried picking her up and I couldn't
02:51She grew that much overnight
02:52Blows my fucking mind
02:54Wait, which daughter is this again?
02:56One of the middle ones?
02:58Anyways, how are things at home?
03:00Yeah, you know
03:02Dad's away, so
03:03Still me doing everything
03:05What about your new girl?
03:06Uh, she got messy
03:08So I think I'm gonna be single for a while, probably
03:11You know what?
03:12You do you
03:15Oh shit, I totally forgot I have therapy in 10
03:17I gotta go, sonny
03:19Hey, yo
03:20You can use one of my spare offices
03:21I mean, the wifi is shit
03:23Cause these guys watch cracked out DC reels all day
03:26But it should hold
03:27Really?
03:28Yeah, yeah
03:28It's right there
03:29Okay, thanks
03:30I'll be quick
03:31Yeah, no problem
03:36Shinda
03:38Yo, Shinda
03:38Here, brother
03:40Bro, come on, man
03:41Back to work
03:42I'll check it, brother
03:43It's funny, man
03:45You don't have time, man
03:47Load it in the fucking truck
03:49Go
03:49No, no, no
03:52Little back problems
03:54A little break
03:55Okay
03:56Yeah
03:56Yeah
04:10Okay, you're good to go
04:16I guess we're good to fucking go, man
04:18Let's grab the seats and let's roll out
04:19Go where, bro?
04:20The engine's literally on the ground
04:21Fuck
04:22Does any of you know how to put this together?
04:24Is it all wheel drive?
04:25Yeah
04:26No, I don't know how
04:27Fuck
04:28We're gonna be late as fuck, man
04:29Look, fuck
04:30I told you we should've flown, man
04:32Fuck
04:34Okay, you know what?
04:36I know what to call
04:37Okay, you know what?
04:38I know what to call
04:41Yo, Sonny
04:43Yeah, what's up?
04:46Yeah, what's up?
04:48Yeah, man
04:49Hey, how come you don't look like a vampire anymore?
04:53Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend
04:55This is all that's left
05:04Yes, babe
05:06I told you I was going away this weekend
05:08Right before we left
05:10How else am I supposed to make money?
05:13Just get mom to watch him
05:15Holy fuck
05:16Relax
05:17You always do this shit
05:19Fuck, man
05:21Hey
05:23You got a lot of anger
05:24In here
05:25I can hold space if you want
05:26This book says that
05:28Feelings need to be birthed
05:29And pushed out
05:29Of your emotional cervix
05:31What are you talking about?
05:32Alright, good news
05:33It's got off the whole Sonny
05:34He's got a guy coming through the border
05:35And he just hit your ride with him
05:37Nice
05:37Yeah
05:38Probably take the car too
05:40Sick
05:40You guys are all good to have
05:42No way, man
05:43Bye, bye, bye, buddy
05:45Oh, my God
05:47Everything looks good
05:47You guys are good to go
05:48Here we go
05:49You guys have a safe trip, okay?
05:51Take care
05:53Nice car, by the way
05:54Fucking white people
05:58So why do you feel like you got into that relationship?
06:01I don't know, I just, I don't
06:03I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Amer
06:06It was nice to be taken care of
06:07You know, I'm used to being the one who takes care of everyone else
06:10Especially at home
06:12Take care of my mom, my younger sisters
06:14My dad was always on the road growing up, so I didn't really have a choice
06:17Well, because you're the eldest, right?
06:20Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking
06:23True
06:24But I feel stupid for having Mr. Red Flags with him
06:27That's just not me
06:30So anyways, this is why I'm only gonna date women from now
06:34But the most recent time felt kinda boring, I guess, I don't know
06:38Tell me, Chippy
06:40Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
06:44Look, whomever you choose to date
06:45It seems like you need to get to the root cause of why you attract these dynamics
06:52What do you mean?
06:53Well, it just means being accountable for your patterns
06:56My, me, I'm the victim
06:59He's the one who needs to be held accountable
07:00Him and all the other men
07:03Right, that's fucking it
07:05Shut the fuck up!
07:07I'm already fucking pissed for being gaslit in therapy
07:09Don't a lot of fucks have anything else to do?
07:11Holy shit!
07:17Fuck's sake
07:23What were you saying again?
07:24You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit
07:28And talk about the anger?
07:31What anger?
07:32Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns
07:34You can get a gun and a burger
07:37Oh, oh, my gosh
07:38I think this is our truck
07:42Oh, dude!
07:44Oh shit!
07:45Tiljot!
07:46Come on in, bro!
07:47What's up?
07:47Oh, this is my cousin Jasmeet
07:49What's up, bro?
07:50What's up, brother?
07:51And this is his...
07:52This is his Navi
07:54What's up, brother?
07:55What's up, brother?
07:56Come on, come on!
07:57Come on, come on!
07:58Come on, come on!
07:58Bro, thank you so much for being his Navi
08:00Oh, of course!
08:00Of course, of course!
08:01Come on!
08:03See, all you Canadian ones
08:04Say bro a lot
08:05Yo, bro
08:06Toilet, bro
08:07Hemorrhage, bro
08:08This thing, bro
08:10All right, we're basically just saying Paji
08:12If you think about it
08:13Our bro to Paji ratio
08:15Is the exact same
08:17Paji this, Paji that, Paji oh, Chaka Paji
08:20Paji bro, bro, Paji
08:22Paji bro, bro, Paji
08:22There's literally no difference, man
08:24We all have that inner drive to say that word
08:29So you nervous to host it?
08:33Uh...
08:33Might really manage
08:34I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork
08:37Too many
08:38At this point
08:39Come on, bro
08:40A gig's a gig
08:41You know that, man
08:42Oh, I'm sure you'll be great, Paji
08:44Thanks, man
08:45For how long have you been driving truck for Sunny?
08:48Uh, just under a year
08:51Does he, like, tell you what you're picking up?
08:53Do you know what's back there?
08:55Uh, you're tired, you know
08:56Usually
08:57Probably
08:58You know, I had to help pay tons of debt
09:00And some medical bills back home
09:03This has been keeping me steady
09:05That's good, man
09:06As long as it's honest work, man
09:07You never know what that guy is
09:08Oh, nothing like that, Paji
09:11I'm just grateful to Sunny, Paji
09:14He's been keeping me employed
09:15As I look for a job in my field
09:16He's running
09:18Wait, you wanna get a job in a field?
09:22Oh, yeah
09:22I'm a farmer back home
09:24So, looking for a job in my field
09:25Yeah, yeah, yeah
09:27In his field
09:28In his field
09:28In my...
09:29Well, you have to go back there to work in your field
09:31Are you telling me to go back?
09:32No!
09:32No, I mean...
09:33No!
09:35Man!
09:36Bro!
09:37No!
09:39Hey, hey, hello
09:40Hey, yo, man
09:41What did you do?
09:58Hey, yo, What did you do?
09:59Hey, sir, how are you, sir?
10:17It's not that we don't respect you, it's just that.
10:20I'm just scared of this new supervisor.
10:23Supervisor? What supervisor?
10:24I didn't have a Sri Lankan girl, I didn't hire her.
10:28She's a big lady. She's a big lady.
10:32I don't want to go with her.
10:49Hi, good evening. Are we checking in?
10:51Yes, we are.
10:52Great. What name is the reservation under?
10:54It should be under your name, mate.
10:56You got this, right? I'm gonna go get some lemon water.
10:58Okay.
10:59Hey, I saw on Yelp that you guys give a cookie when you check in.
11:04Can I get that now?
11:06Yeah.
11:08Cool.
11:12Is that gluten-free?
11:14Yes, it is.
11:15Okay, then I don't want it.
11:17Oh.
11:18Yeah.
11:18Okay.
11:19I'll be back.
11:20Okay.
11:22Yeah, sorry about that.
11:24Um, it's okay.
11:25Anyways, uh, the name should be under a first name Dismite, the last name Dutta.
11:29Okay. Uh, how do you spell?
11:30D-U-T-T-A.
11:32Okay.
11:33Uh, yeah, sorry. I'm not seeing anything under that name.
11:37Could it be under anything else?
11:38Um, it just means Swirled?
11:41Uh, yes. Okay, we do have that.
11:46Great.
11:46Great.
11:46Mr. Swirled.
11:48Yeah.
11:49Uh, just a government ID and credit card for incidentals.
11:51Cool.
11:56Okay.
11:58Oh, okay.
12:00Uh, sorry, Mr. Dutta.
12:02Uh, yeah, the name on the ID actually has to match the name on the room.
12:06We're looking for Mr. Swirled.
12:08Yeah, that's just my stage name.
12:10Okay.
12:11But I would, I would still need an ID saying that, though, sir.
12:14Yeah, but that's me. It's, I'm Mr. Swirled. It's literally me on the flyer.
12:25Oh, yeah, you look great on that.
12:28But, um, yeah, no, I, I still would need to see ID. It's policy.
12:32Seriously?
12:34Can we get a selfie, please?
12:38Sure.
12:44Sorry.
12:46I already bent the rules on the cookie.
12:47I...
12:49Okay.
12:50Yo, Nubby.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Can you call the organizers?
12:52They booked the room under the wrong name.
12:54Yeah, just check again, man. I'm sure they have, man.
12:56Bro, just do your job, please.
13:00Oh, he's making me do shit, man.
13:02Like, well, they don't do this and do that.
13:09Hello.
13:10Hello.
13:11Yeah, I need one of you guys to come down.
13:13Hello.
13:14I need one of you guys to come...
13:16These guys can't hear a goddamn thing, man.
13:18They sound drunk.
13:19They're partying or some shit.
13:20Here, get it to me.
13:21Hello?
13:23Hey, uh, it's just me.
13:26Uh, just me?
13:27The guy that's MCing?
13:28Your competition?
13:29Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:30Bro, you gotta get your ass to the mixer right now.
13:32It's so late right now, bro.
13:34Look, uh, we're at the front desk right now, and you can't check in,
13:37because the name is...
13:38Yo, oh shit, they're playing Roger Cha Cha.
13:41I'm a piano remix.
13:42Oh.
13:42You seriously booked it under Mr. Swirl?
13:45Yeah.
13:46Sorry.
13:47But he can change his name, right?
13:49Legally?
13:50Hello?
13:52Hello?
13:58Hello?
13:59Hello?
14:00Hello?
14:01Hello?
14:01Hello?
14:03Hello?
14:13Yo, handles.
14:14What an Monthly?
14:17You are kidding me?!
14:18It's just me.
14:19Holy shit.
14:20Dude, what are you doing here?
14:23I haven't seen you since, like, sick camp days.
14:25This is wild.
14:26Don't you live in Jersey?
14:27Yeah, but I'm here to support my sister.
14:29She's competing.
14:30I was actually kind of hoping I'd bump into you.
14:32You've accomplished so much.
14:33I'm watching you from a distance like the little stalker that I am.
14:37Really?
14:37Okay.
14:39Full disclosure, your videos pop up on my feed, like, all the time.
14:43Wow.
14:44Really embarrassed.
14:45Yes, I am also a stalker.
14:47I know.
14:48Also, you go by Maya now?
14:50Yeah.
14:51Yeah, it's, you know, just to make life easier.
14:53And also just to remind myself that everything in life is really an illusion.
14:57Yo, just me.
14:58Okay.
14:59Yo.
14:59All right.
15:00I'll see you.
15:01You, bro.
15:01Okay.
15:02Hey, yo, they've got no rooms available.
15:04There's a motel like 30 minutes down the street.
15:06We've got vacancies.
15:08All right, let me call number.
15:09Wait, you guys don't have a place to crash?
15:11And you're hosting the competition?
15:13Yeah, there's some sort of name mix-up and the organizers are all drunk, so...
15:19Well, hey, why don't you take my room?
15:21I'll crash with my sister.
15:23What?
15:23No.
15:24No, no, no.
15:25Don't be ridiculous, man.
15:26No, trust me.
15:26Just me.
15:27She would probably want that anyways, with how nervous she is.
15:31Uh, okay.
15:34Uh, yeah.
15:36Yeah, that'd be awesome.
15:38Are you sure?
15:38I'm sure.
15:39I got you.
15:40I'll just get my stuff out of there and you're good to go.
15:42Thank you so much.
15:43You're a lifesaver.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:44It's nice seeing you.
15:48Damn.
15:49Gonna smash that happy chick away.
15:53What?
15:54Manager's got to eat, too, bro.
15:56Dude.
15:57I kissed the hotel girl.
15:59Really?
16:00What's she taste like?
16:02She tastes like hotel.
16:03Okay, let's go.
16:04Get your bags, man.
16:05Let's go.
16:06Hotel?
16:06What does hotel taste like?
16:11Heading out?
16:12Yeah.
16:13And hey, thank you so much for letting me use your office.
16:16Sorry I was here all day.
16:17I just...
16:17I got so much work done.
16:19Not just therapy.
16:20Take it.
16:22What?
16:23Take the space.
16:24It's yours.
16:25Whenever you need it.
16:26Design work.
16:27Therapy.
16:28Sixteen Chapel.
16:29The ceiling.
16:30I don't care.
16:31Whatever.
16:32Free of charge.
16:33Sixteen Chapel, Sonny.
16:35What?
16:35And that's really nice, but why?
16:37Dude, today's been one of the most productive days here in a minute.
16:41Your presence, it's like...
16:42It's keeping my guys in line.
16:44Did you pick that shit up from your dad?
16:46Oh, yeah.
16:47You know how many of my dad's scary-ass trucker buddies
16:49that used to get to buy me candy as a kid?
16:51That was cute.
16:52Terrifying, but cute.
16:53I mean, just keep acting like the supervisor,
16:55and everything the light touches is yours.
17:00Okay.
17:01Sure.
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17:36Hi, Jasmid.
17:37How are we doing?
17:38Feeling good?
17:39No, we're not happy.
17:40Yeah, I'll take care of this, man.
17:42What the fuck was up with last night?
17:44You had us waiting in the fucking lobby, man?
17:46And you out getting fucking drunk?
17:49I'm sorry.
17:50I did the parties where we were at.
17:51Yo, you really thought his last name was Swirled?
17:54Fuck, come on, man!
17:55No, I booked it while I was studying for my chem intern.
17:58I'm so sorry.
17:59Sorry is not good enough, Dr. Saab.
18:01And look at this green room.
18:02It's not private,
18:03and it's fucking bare, man!
18:05We have chips and, uh, water.
18:07What is this, a grade five birthday party, bro?
18:10All right, what more do you want?
18:11Do you want to get us some fucking steak,
18:13some kebabs, some sushi,
18:14some bottles of fucking Ciroc, some crown?
18:17I don't know if I can get all that in time.
18:19No, no, no.
18:19You will.
18:21Otherwise, we're not doing the show.
18:23Jasmid is an icon, kid.
18:25How's the fucking respect?
18:27Hey, I'll get right on it.
18:30Yeah, that's right.
18:31Can you believe this fucking guy?
18:33If it was all that necessary,
18:35he was like some vichata college kid.
18:37We can't keep lowering their standards, man.
18:39They'll never respect you
18:40if you let them keep getting away with this.
18:43I'm asking for Ciroc bottles
18:44in the middle of the day.
18:46Yo, manager's got to eat, too.
18:48Plus, it'll help you get over your pre-show jitters.
18:51You know what I mean?
18:53Damn.
18:54Damn, man.
18:56All right, good luck, guys.
19:02Bro, it's a full house.
19:05There's got to be, like, 100 people out there.
19:07This is a 1,400-seat theater, bro.
19:10I don't have my glasses.
19:12Okay.
19:13Ladies and gentlemen,
19:14please welcome the massive internet sensation
19:17and one of the funniest voices of our generation,
19:20the Hark Thrawn himself.
19:23Give it up for...
19:25Tren!
19:27Hey, y'all.
19:28Congrats for 25 years
19:30of the North American South Asian Talent Competition.
19:34I mean, that's unbelievably huge.
19:36And I would have loved to be there in person
19:37to celebrate this milestone with you guys.
19:39But your boy is guest judging
19:42the masked singer this week.
19:43I know.
19:44Womp womp.
19:45And I'm still hosting punga-du competitions.
19:47Man, just get out there.
19:48I'm doing your job, bro.
19:49Just focus.
19:51Love you all.
19:52Make sure you kill it.
19:53And you know what they say?
19:54Bram means love.
19:56Bram out.
19:58All right.
19:59Now give it up for our host of the night,
20:03Jazby Dutta.
20:04All right.
20:05Woo!
20:06Yes!
20:07Give it up for me.
20:09That idiot that came out way too early.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:12The way less successful internet guy.
20:15That's not as hot as him.
20:17I'm here with you tonight.
20:19Isn't that fun?
20:21I'm excited.
20:24Oh, man.
20:25I just ran into one of the punga-du teams backstage.
20:28We've got to talk about your names.
20:30First of all, they're way too long.
20:32Okay, the team I ran backstage,
20:33Soni Gabru, Mitre Punjab,
20:35Ndachade, Hassade, Tapade,
20:37Jawani Sheradi, Toronto Division.
20:40Like, that's way too long, okay?
20:42You don't have to put some gold
20:44to jump your dictionary into your days.
20:46Don't even do that.
20:47You all right, man?
20:47You seem stressed.
20:49Soni, Janani's brother
20:50is always freaking tripping, man.
20:53Oh.
20:53Well, as a recent survivor
20:55of an unconscious uncoupling,
20:57I can tell that you're brushing me off
20:59because you're avoiding your emotions.
21:01But I'm here for you, man.
21:04Bro, go take some pictures, man.
21:07Aren't you the social media guy?
21:08I don't even have my phone.
21:10What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
21:12Bro, I've got to take this phone call, man.
21:14Just, God.
21:15I got you.
21:18Oh, man, yeah.
21:19We've got the music, man.
21:20It's an interesting pocket, man.
21:22Feels like we've just now
21:23entered our 2000s era.
21:25We're still, like, 20, 25 years behind.
21:27I mean, everybody's wearing baggy jeans now.
21:30They've got to wear track suits.
21:33Jundie's walking around
21:34in a pink fur coat.
21:35Like, bro, you're not Cameron.
21:37You know what I mean?
21:39Honestly, the only thing we're missing
21:41is John Rule, the real John Rule,
21:43not Dr. Seuss's bootleg John Rule.
21:45I hope he's doing well wherever he is.
21:46But the real John Rule,
21:47hopping on a track,
21:48just being like,
21:49New Yorker don't care, murder!
21:51That's the only thing.
21:53But we're going to have fun regardless.
21:56So let's give it up for our first heat.
21:58I'm not saying their name.
21:59Before we talk about this,
22:00put your hands together.
22:02Let's do it!
22:03Woo!
22:04Woo!
22:04Woo!
22:04Woo!
22:05Woo!
22:05Woo!
22:06Woo!
22:08Woo!
22:09Woo!
22:13Woo!
22:15Woo!
22:16Woo!
22:18Woo!
22:19Woo!
22:20Woo!
22:21Woo!
22:22Woo!
22:23Woo!
22:23Woo!
22:24Woo!
22:24Woo!
22:24Woo!
22:26Woo!
22:29Woo!
22:33Woo!
22:34Woo!
22:34Woo!
22:35Woo!
22:36Woo!
22:44Yo, shout out to my boy, Jesse, for killing it tonight.
22:50And all you sexy fucking girls.
22:53I fucking love Funderna competition.
22:56Shots, baby.
22:59Yeah, shots.
23:04Yo, can you tell your manager to be careful?
23:06The deposit in this room is really steep.
23:08Woo! Shots!
23:14Shit, yo, it's my wife.
23:16Hey, everybody, shut the fuck up!
23:19Hey, babe.
23:21Yeah.
23:22No, I'm just here with the boys.
23:24We're just about to go to sleep.
23:27Yo, there's no one in the room.
23:29Yo, shut the fuck up!
23:33Yeah.
23:35No, I didn't put it on mute.
23:37What are you talking about?
23:39Hey, let me go to a better area, okay?
23:42Yo, man, take care of the girls, okay?
23:45Yeah, yo, why are you always tripping?
23:47Like, seriously.
23:53It's tripping.
23:54All right, I'm going to take care of the girls.
23:58Hello?
23:59Uh, hi, do any women here need water?
24:04No?
24:05Just let me know if any of the guys are acting aggressive or inappropriate in here.
24:12Yo, how'd it go?
24:14Uh, I don't know, man.
24:15I just feel like I'm on autopilot at these things.
24:17So then why do you still do them?
24:19So nobody can get away from his wife for the weekend?
24:21Like, what else am I supposed to do?
24:22Put yourself in new places, you know?
24:26Sometimes you might find a creative spark in the random spots.
24:30Yeah, I guess you're right.
24:32Oh, dude, guess who I ran into?
24:34Who?
24:35My first kiss.
24:36Where?
24:37At the competition.
24:38Isn't that crazy?
24:39And I think she might be single.
24:41So what are you doing still talking to me, loser?
24:43Go, find out!
24:44All right, I'm going to get out of this black house after the party.
24:46I'll talk to you later, eh?
24:46Peace.
24:49Okay, bye.
24:52Oh, shit!
24:54I might just have to make official uniforms for my guys.
24:56These designs are sick!
24:57Yeah?
24:58Thanks, honey.
24:58Okay, well, look, I'll send you an invoice to get the work started.
25:01Yo, I give this girl a free office and somehow I'm getting charged?
25:05Is that what you're learning in therapy?
25:07Some reverse psychology shit?
25:09I like this.
25:28Sometimes I feel like my wife fucking hates me.
25:30Like, I just want to live and enjoy life.
25:33I probably don't even love her anymore.
25:36She probably doesn't even love me.
25:38We were never fucking compatible.
25:40I am so proud of you for opening up to me.
25:44We stayed together because of the kids.
25:47That's the way I was raised.
25:48We don't do divorce, you feel me?
25:51But I feel so trapped, man.
25:54So alone.
25:55Here.
25:56Here.
25:57This is a huge first step.
26:00Okay?
26:01You can't heal what you can't name.
26:04Fuck.
26:06You're so chill or whatever, man.
26:08Like, thank you, bro.
26:09Here.
26:12One sec, one sec, man.
26:14Hey, get the fuck out.
26:17He's having a breakthrough, man.
26:21Hey.
26:23I love you.
26:26Don't say that, man.
26:27Like, I barely know you.
26:40Wow.
26:41Look who it is.
26:43Hiding out from your rabbit pen?
26:45Uh, I'm just taking a little break.
26:47Enjoying the view.
26:48Mmm.
26:49So, how did you like it?
26:51It was good.
26:52It was good.
26:53Your, um, auntie jokes were, uh, so fresh.
26:56Oh, my God.
26:57I didn't know you were going to torture me.
27:00Hey, um, can I be honest with you?
27:03Sure.
27:04I feel like you have funnier stuff you could be doing.
27:09Wow.
27:10Yeah, no, you're right, but it's just, it's in the right crowd.
27:14Okay.
27:15Well, when you find the right crowd, let me know.
27:18I'll come watch.
27:19You're going to come all the way up to Toronto?
27:21Yeah.
27:22Really?
27:23Yeah.
27:24You know, Toronto's actually next on my list.
27:27Okay.
27:29Well, if you ever need a place to crash, I can return the favor.
27:34Oh, okay.
27:36Well, I might actually take you up on that.
27:38Okay.
27:43That reminds me of when we, uh, snuck out to watch the stars that night.
27:47Oh, my God.
27:48Wow.
27:49That was crazy.
27:51Yeah.
27:52You know, that was actually my first kiss.
27:57Mine too.
27:58Really?
28:00Yeah.
28:01Hmm.
28:03Also, I totally didn't apologize for how much spit and slobber and untrouble I got all over
28:09your face, so I was new at it, actually.
28:11All good.
28:12And I'm way better now.
28:14Oh.
28:15Yeah.
28:15Hmm.
28:16Well, I'll be the judge of that.
28:19Yeah.
28:20Mm-hmm.
28:35Mm-hmm.
28:37Well?
28:39Oh.
28:40It's like, uh, 10% less wet.
28:44Okay.
28:45That's an improvement.
28:46Maybe if I keep practicing, I'll, uh, I'll get there.
28:48Oh, you want to keep practicing?
28:50Yeah, practice makes perfect.
28:51Oh.
28:52Yeah.
28:53It's the only way to perfection.
28:56You're right.
28:59Okay.
29:06Okay.
29:07You want to knock me out.
29:13I'll see.
29:22You're right.
29:27Oh, you're right.
29:27Oh, you are right.
29:27So let's see.
29:28You're right.
29:28And I'll get a start.
29:30Oh, you're right.
29:30Oh, you're right.
29:30I'll get a start.
29:33Yeah.
29:33Yeah.
29:34Okay.
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