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00:00:00Everett Industries actually accepted me as their corporate medical intern?
00:00:04This means I can stay in med school! I have to tell Amber right away!
00:00:08Amber?
00:00:12Baby, why are you giving him the time of day? I mean, you're still a nine, and he's, what, maybe
00:00:16a five?
00:00:17What did you see in him?
00:00:19I don't know. He was supposed to be a doctor, but it's taking forever.
00:00:23Now he's just drowning in debt.
00:00:26Forget about him. I'll take care of you.
00:00:28You are so right.
00:00:32Oh, I love you, baby.
00:00:42Hello?
00:00:43Kira? Amber cheated on me.
00:00:45What?
00:00:46Yeah. I'm gonna break up with her, but I want to make it her. Can you help me?
00:00:51Hell yeah.
00:01:10Amber?
00:01:12I cheated on you.
00:01:17We should break up.
00:01:18What did you just say?
00:01:20You cheated? Are you insane?
00:01:22Yeah.
00:01:24I cheated with someone 10,000 times hotter, smarter, and sexier than you.
00:01:32You're a broke student.
00:01:36You cheated on me?
00:01:38No. I don't believe it. What's the bitch's name?
00:01:41I thought you wouldn't believe me, so I brought her here.
00:01:45Come on out, sweetheart.
00:01:56How about that?
00:01:58You cheated on me with a guy?
00:02:01What?
00:02:09Miles, did you seriously cheat on me with a man?
00:02:14Yeah.
00:02:16How about that?
00:02:17Didn't see that one coming, huh?
00:02:19What?
00:02:24What the fuck?
00:02:28Please, help me.
00:02:29Have enough fun. I don't like men.
00:02:32I'll explain later.
00:02:35You cheating gay!
00:02:37How dare you make out with your manstress in front of me?
00:02:41Ugh!
00:02:42You homo gunbag! I'll kill you!
00:02:46You know what? You're right.
00:02:48I am a homo scumbag.
00:02:50So what?
00:02:51I cheated on you with a man!
00:02:55Deal with it!
00:03:08Enough!
00:03:17Are you alright?
00:03:20Are you alright?
00:03:33I'm pretending!
00:03:35No half-decent person would actually fall for miles!
00:03:40Sir?
00:03:40Sir?
00:03:41I'm so sorry for that whole mess in there.
00:03:43I promise I'll watch this and return it as soon as possible.
00:03:45Uh, it looks really expensive.
00:03:47Keep it.
00:03:48I have a hundred of these.
00:03:50Really?
00:03:51Wow.
00:03:52Alright.
00:03:53Good for you.
00:03:56Yeah.
00:03:58So, you cheated, huh?
00:04:00What?
00:04:01Oh, no!
00:04:02I didn't cheat.
00:04:03My girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend, Amber, cheated on me.
00:04:05I got a really amazing internship opportunity and then I saw that she was cheating on me
00:04:09so I figured, probably better to dump her first so I could focus on my work.
00:04:12You know?
00:04:17Amber?
00:04:17What the fuck are you doing?
00:04:19Josh, you're finally here.
00:04:21So, you're the one who cheated on my precious Amber.
00:04:26Yeah.
00:04:27You hear that, you fucking gay?
00:04:29I cheated first.
00:04:31This is my personal trainer.
00:04:34He's richer than you, taller than you, and much stronger than you.
00:04:40So, actually, I'm the one dumping you.
00:04:43You know what, Amber?
00:04:44You fucking dare to break my Amber's heart?
00:04:46Are you trying to die?
00:04:47Yeah!
00:04:47I mean, no.
00:04:48I mean, I cheated on her first.
00:04:54Yeah, and you know what, Amber?
00:04:56You deserve each other.
00:04:57He's all brawn and no brains.
00:04:59How about it?
00:05:00Thanks.
00:05:00It was my arm day.
00:05:04Babe, do I still need to beat him up?
00:05:06He compliments me on muscles.
00:05:07It is.
00:05:08He's calling us brainless.
00:05:10He's mocking us.
00:05:12Baby, beat up his boy toy.
00:05:14Whoa, wait, hold on.
00:05:15He's got nothing to do with this.
00:05:23Holy shit.
00:05:24What are you doing?
00:05:25Hit him.
00:05:26I can't move.
00:05:27I would hurt you.
00:05:28My hand, my hand, my hand.
00:05:30Not just brainless, but it looks like those muscles are just for show, huh?
00:05:33Your muscles are useless?
00:05:35You can't even beat up those bloody gays?
00:05:39No!
00:05:44Damn.
00:05:47Thank you so much for all that.
00:05:49I am so sorry.
00:05:50Can I take you out to dinner to repay you for all the mess I caused you today?
00:05:53I told you, I don't like men.
00:05:59I told you, I don't like men.
00:06:2017-4.
00:06:2117-4.
00:06:217-E.
00:06:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
00:06:41you, thank you, thank you, sorry.
00:06:52Oh, shit. How could it be him?
00:07:05Damn, why does it have to be him?
00:07:18So, you work at Everett Industries too?
00:07:22Cool.
00:07:26Just so you know, I didn't come here to like stalk you or anything.
00:07:30I'm not that interested in men. I'm not interested in men at all. I'm not gay.
00:07:35I SAID I'M NOT GAY!
00:07:43Oh.
00:07:46Sorry, I thought you were gonna kiss me.
00:07:52I already told you, I don't like men.
00:07:58So don't get the wrong idea.
00:08:09Are they kissing?
00:08:11So our CEO likes men?
00:08:13Wait, what?
00:08:14CEO?
00:08:16CEO?
00:08:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:08:23It's not what it looks like!
00:08:25MISUNDERSTANDING!
00:08:25Hey, you come back here.
00:08:33You tell anyone about that kiss, and you're fired.
00:08:40Yes, boss.
00:08:45What the fuck? Miles Bennett actually got into the same company as me?
00:08:52That's Miles from high school.
00:08:55You know what? I am a homeless scumbag. So what? I cheated on you with a man.
00:09:02He's gay now? What perfect blackmail material. I'm gonna make good use of his gay meltdown.
00:09:17Ow! Fuck!
00:09:20Kate? What the fuck are you doing here?
00:09:22I work here.
00:09:23Bitch.
00:09:25Shit. My high school bully is working at the same company as me?
00:09:30Kate, you're not gonna seriously bully me like you did in high school.
00:09:35No, no, no. Not like I did in high school. Just like right now.
00:09:38Yeah. And let me show you what I'm capable of.
00:09:41All right, let's go.
00:09:43Stop it.
00:09:48Please. Please don't fire me.
00:09:50You drugged the CEO, and you still want to stay at his company?
00:09:55Dream on.
00:09:56My God. Does she have a death wish?
00:09:59I mean, Hunter is just too handsome. Wait, and then we'll try anything to get in his bed.
00:10:04Get out, or he'll pursue legal action.
00:10:11So why didn't he say handsome? Huh? Hunter has erectile dysfunction. He can't even get it up.
00:10:29If you want to add defamation to your list of crimes, Everett Industries will take you to court for all
00:10:34your work. Security.
00:10:35No, please. Please don't.
00:10:39You cannot replace me. You'll regret this.
00:10:42Regret this.
00:10:44Go.
00:10:45Hi. I'm Kate.
00:10:46I'm the new addition to the secretarial pool.
00:10:49I am fully willing to fill in for Mr. Everett's assistance.
00:10:53I don't think so.
00:10:58You.
00:11:01Come here.
00:11:02Me?
00:11:05Me?
00:11:06Yeah.
00:11:08Uh, okay. Wait. You have to be joking.
00:11:11Mr. Everett's assistance are usually girls.
00:11:14Don't think that I don't know what you're doing.
00:11:15Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding. I'm just a medical intern.
00:11:19Double your salary. Report to the CEO's office now.
00:11:24Oh, and since you're a medical intern...
00:11:29Give Mr. Everett a physical exam to see if he has any side effects from being drugged.
00:11:36You little fat. Who do you think you are stealing my assistant position?
00:11:41I didn't steal anything she offered it to me. This isn't high school anymore, Kate. You can't believe me like
00:11:45you used to.
00:11:46Oh, are you threatening me? How about I just tell everyone, you're gay now?
00:11:50What?
00:11:53Damn, Kate was at the coffee shop too?
00:11:56First of all, I'm not gay. And second of all, that's just me and my ex-girlfriend having an argument.
00:12:01Oh, yeah? Well...
00:12:04You know what? I am a homeless scumbag.
00:12:07So what?
00:12:12I'm not gay!
00:12:14Listen, gay boy. I actually started working at this company to seduce the CEO, Hunter Everett.
00:12:20He is New York's most affluentual person, okay?
00:12:23He is cold, he is handsome, he is absent, and he's worth billions.
00:12:28So since you stole my assistant position, you're gonna help me win his... heart.
00:12:33God, I'm ridiculous. Why would I help you do something like that?
00:12:37Okay, well...
00:12:38I guess I'll just send this video to our high school group chat and your pastor father.
00:12:42I wonder what his reaction will be to finding out that you're in the Rainbow Brigade.
00:12:46Don't dare.
00:12:49I guess you don't need the money.
00:12:52Or the job.
00:12:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
00:12:57I do need the job and I do need the money.
00:12:59Yeah.
00:13:00And I definitely don't want my dad to see that video.
00:13:02If I get you some private time with Mr. Everett, do you promise to delete that video?
00:13:09Ow!
00:13:10Take my documents to my desk.
00:13:12I'm gonna go to lunch.
00:13:14Scoot, scoot.
00:13:15Don't push it.
00:13:16Oh, push send?
00:13:17No, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't push that, don't push that.
00:13:21Scoot.
00:13:22Scoot, scoot.
00:13:24You are just as easy to believe as you were in high school.
00:13:29This is gonna be so much fun.
00:13:45This guy's body's in amazing shape.
00:13:50Sigh.
00:13:51Shhh...
00:13:52Sorry!
00:14:02Are you done with the examination?
00:14:05Yes.
00:14:06Yes, sorry.
00:14:08Well, good news is whatever your previous assistant gave you clearly has had no effect on you.
00:14:16Medical student?
00:14:17This is my first assistant who wants to be a doctor.
00:14:24Perfect.
00:14:27Come help me look at...
00:14:31Hunter has erectile dysfunction!
00:14:33He can't even get it up.
00:14:39No way.
00:14:40Is he really asking me to fix his erectile dysfunction?
00:14:46Boss?
00:14:47I think it would be better if you had a, um, specialized doctor look at you with, um, specialized equipment.
00:14:59It's a minor issue. There's no need for all that.
00:15:03Yes, but this is a highly invasive examination. I think it would be better if you had a, um, specialized
00:15:13doctor look at you.
00:15:16We're both men. It's hardly an invasion of privacy.
00:15:21What's there to be embarrassed about? Unless you see this as less than professional?
00:15:27Oh, no, of course not. No. I'm not embarrassed. I'm not gay.
00:15:36Uh, I'm not trained in andrology, but I really can't lose this job.
00:15:41Why are you still standing there? Come over here and help me look at this, okay?
00:15:50Okay.
00:15:51All right, pardon me.
00:16:00Wow, it's really big.
00:16:02Come over here and help me look at the wound on my back!
00:16:07Huh?
00:16:07What are you doing?
00:16:10Whoa!
00:16:13What are you doing?
00:16:15I asked you to look at the wound on my back. And you do that?
00:16:21No. Uh, Mr. Everett, please, let me explain.
00:16:24I injured myself rock climbing last month.
00:16:27Got a few stitches. Never got them removed.
00:16:30I wanted you to take a look.
00:16:33Please, let me explain. It's not what you think!
00:16:36With this kind of behavior, I can't possibly keep you as my assistant.
00:16:42No! I need this job to save up for tuition!
00:16:58What is this?
00:16:59Yes!
00:17:03Holy shit!
00:17:04Kate, seriously?
00:17:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, boss!
00:17:08This picture, it isn't mine!
00:17:10From the moment that I met you until now, nothing good has happened.
00:17:14I'll have HR send you today's wages.
00:17:17Your previous assistant said you had erectile dysfunction and I thought you just wanted me to fix that.
00:17:24If you don't believe me, you can ask anybody in the lobby.
00:17:26They were all there and they all heard it.
00:17:32Fiona, could you come up here and handle Miles' determination, please?
00:17:37No!
00:17:38Yes.
00:17:40Now.
00:17:42Yeah!
00:17:47What are you doing?
00:17:50Let go.
00:17:51No!
00:17:52I really need this job, please, Mr. Everett, please.
00:17:55I'll do anything.
00:17:56I'll respect all your personal boundaries.
00:17:59I'll leave inside a contract.
00:18:00And I'll never talk about erectile dysfunction ever again.
00:18:03You're still talking about it.
00:18:06I won't if you promise not to fire me.
00:18:09You're pushing your luck.
00:18:10If you don't get up, I'll have security escort you and the lamp out and send you a bill.
00:18:16By the way, that lamp costs $100,000.
00:18:22Well, I'm not going to let go because if your security comes in with Fiona, they're going to see me
00:18:28tied to your very expensive lamp with your belt.
00:18:31And that's not going to be a very good look for you, is it?
00:18:35You think I can't handle you?
00:18:37I told you this isn't my company.
00:18:39Who would dare say anything bad about me?
00:18:43Boss, I'm here.
00:18:44Help!
00:18:45I'm tied to this very expensive lamp with my boss's belt.
00:18:49Please, help me!
00:18:53Shut up!
00:18:55Are you crazy?
00:18:56I think nobody would ever say anything bad about you.
00:19:00What did you say?
00:19:01Am I hearing this?
00:19:03Fiona, you can go.
00:19:05Everything's fine.
00:19:10Don't make another sound.
00:19:13Do you understand?
00:19:16I won't if you promise not to fire me.
00:19:23Okay, okay.
00:19:25I'll give you one more chance.
00:19:27Screw up again, and you're gone.
00:19:35Yes, boss.
00:19:48As my assistant, there's a few things you need to know.
00:19:55Get the assistant manual.
00:20:22What is he going to do?
00:20:24Kiss me?
00:20:29This one.
00:20:32Take it home.
00:20:33Read it carefully.
00:20:35If you violate any of the rules in there,
00:20:37you won't just get fired.
00:20:39You'll be hearing from my legal team.
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:53Why is my heart racing so fast?
00:20:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:20:58Calm down, Miles.
00:20:59Calm down.
00:21:00Breathe.
00:21:02Breathe.
00:21:02You're not gay.
00:21:04You're not gay.
00:21:24Hey, assistant man, you all.
00:21:27What the hell is this?
00:21:28I'm back.
00:21:31One, the CEO does not like being lied to or used in any way.
00:21:37Duh.
00:21:38Two, no fraternizing with colleagues.
00:21:41Ugh.
00:21:42Boring.
00:21:44This bullshit.
00:21:45That's all you got?
00:21:47Like, what are his preferences?
00:21:48Like, what food does he like to eat?
00:21:50What kind of women does he want to fuck?
00:21:53It's my first day on the job.
00:21:54Cut me some slack, okay?
00:21:56Oh, my God.
00:21:56This is such bullshit.
00:21:58I'm literally going to go through menopause
00:21:59before your spineless ass gets me anything useful.
00:22:03Look, I don't care how you do it,
00:22:05but get me into his bed.
00:22:08Fast.
00:22:13You're insane.
00:22:16Wow.
00:22:26Take his food in.
00:22:28Just say Fiona asked you to pick up lunch.
00:22:34Coming.
00:22:40What is it?
00:22:41Uh, I brought you your lunch.
00:22:48Lunch?
00:22:49Fiona said that sometimes you work really hard
00:22:51and that you forget to eat,
00:22:52so I brought you your lunch.
00:22:56Cool.
00:22:57Bro, boss,
00:22:59I'm going to go now.
00:23:10I hate being lied to.
00:23:14How did he know?
00:23:15I'm screwed.
00:23:19I, uh,
00:23:21let me explain.
00:23:24Fiona knows I never eat lunch.
00:23:27So you're lying.
00:23:29What?
00:23:31Damn it, Kate,
00:23:32you screw me over again?
00:23:33Tell me,
00:23:35which department is she from?
00:23:37What did she give you?
00:23:38I'll make sure she's fired.
00:23:41I,
00:23:41she,
00:23:42she is?
00:23:44Okay, then.
00:23:45How about I send this video
00:23:47to our high school group chat later
00:23:48and also forward it to your pastor,
00:23:50father?
00:23:51I wonder how they'll react
00:23:52when they see you with a boyfriend.
00:23:54She,
00:23:56she,
00:23:57is,
00:23:59me.
00:24:00I sent it.
00:24:02You sent it?
00:24:04You think I'm that gullible?
00:24:09Well,
00:24:10if
00:24:11you don't want it,
00:24:13it's a real shame.
00:24:14It's delicious.
00:24:16It's nutritious.
00:24:17It smells really good.
00:24:18It tastes like chicken.
00:24:19Because it is.
00:24:20It's chicken.
00:24:21And I'm going to throw it away
00:24:22since you don't want it.
00:24:23Whoa!
00:24:25Whoa!
00:24:37The drugs I've put into that means take out shit here right about now.
00:24:43Mr. Everett, I am so sorry.
00:24:47Here, here, here, here, I'll clean it up.
00:24:51Hey, it's fine.
00:24:52Miles.
00:24:53Today, I'm taking Mr. Everett down.
00:24:58Miles, I said it's fine.
00:25:01Mr. Everett!
00:25:11You, what are you two doing?
00:25:14Who told you you could enter?
00:25:15Get out!
00:25:16It's not what it looks like!
00:25:20I'm not dead!
00:25:26I should leave too, right?
00:25:30Yeah.
00:25:31Yeah.
00:25:42I'll deduct my dry cleaning bill from your salary!
00:25:48You fucking twink-a-link!
00:25:50You were trying to seduce him to ruin my plans, weren't you?
00:25:53I'm not gay, okay?
00:25:55So just let it go.
00:25:56I was just trying to help him.
00:25:58You know what?
00:25:59I don't have to explain myself to you.
00:26:02What a great headline.
00:26:06Renowned CEO has toured a fair with male intern in his office?
00:26:11This is big news.
00:26:13Kate, I'm not gay, okay?
00:26:15And neither is Hunter!
00:26:17Just fucking let it go, alright?
00:26:19Okay, okay.
00:26:20Don't forget, I have real dirt on you.
00:26:24What do you want, Kate?
00:26:26Next Thursday is Mr. Everett's birthday.
00:26:28The company's having a party for him.
00:26:30Just get him there.
00:26:32And then I'll have my way with him.
00:27:02The company's having a party for him.
00:27:04Hey Hunter, long time no see.
00:27:06Now you said you didn't like lunch, but no one can resist a good steak.
00:27:12So, that lunch really was from him?
00:27:18Ah!
00:27:19Whoa!
00:27:26Hi!
00:27:27I came to tell you about this afternoon's party.
00:27:31So it was you who sent the food.
00:27:34Yeah!
00:27:35Did you like it?
00:27:36You didn't.
00:27:37I'm sorry.
00:27:38Please don't fire me.
00:27:39I'm trying really hard here.
00:27:40Look!
00:27:40I even cleaned your handkerchief for you.
00:27:42It's brand new.
00:27:43Just for you.
00:27:43Nice shade of blue.
00:27:45Woohoohoo!
00:27:45Orange of blue.
00:27:47Oh!
00:27:47Wait!
00:27:48Are you gonna try it?
00:27:48Does that mean you forgive me?
00:27:53Isn't this what you wanted?
00:27:57Yeah!
00:27:59Tell me.
00:28:02Well, why are you following me?
00:28:05Which company sent you?
00:28:07And what did you put in the food?
00:28:10Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding here.
00:28:13Won't talk?
00:28:14Then you can sit and wait for my lawyers.
00:28:17And I'll discuss it together.
00:28:20Get out.
00:28:21Uh, no!
00:28:22Wait, look!
00:28:23I'll prove it to you!
00:28:25See?
00:28:26What?
00:28:27It's not poison.
00:28:29It's delicious.
00:28:34My decision still stands.
00:28:39You're fired.
00:28:42I gotta go all out.
00:28:46Boss.
00:28:48The reason why I'm doing all this
00:28:51is because
00:28:52I
00:28:55like you.
00:29:00Wait.
00:29:02You like me.
00:29:04But you said you're not gay.
00:29:09And I meant that.
00:29:11I'm not gay.
00:29:12And
00:29:13I'm not into dudes.
00:29:15At least, I wasn't
00:29:17until I met you.
00:29:19And I just couldn't
00:29:22believe
00:29:22that there could be
00:29:24such a
00:29:26perfect
00:29:28person
00:29:28could exist
00:29:31in this
00:29:32big
00:29:33wide
00:29:34world.
00:29:39Anyway,
00:29:42if you like somebody,
00:29:43their gender shouldn't matter.
00:29:45Right?
00:29:50Is this a love
00:29:51confession?
00:29:53Well,
00:29:54this is Hunter.
00:29:57Wait a minute.
00:29:57What did I just say?
00:29:59He looks even angrier.
00:30:00I'm dead.
00:30:02Okay.
00:30:04Got it.
00:30:07Boss,
00:30:08please don't fire me.
00:30:09I'll work really,
00:30:10really, really hard.
00:30:11Please?
00:30:11Please?
00:30:12Please?
00:30:13Please?
00:30:14Please?
00:30:15Please?
00:30:16I have to go sign a contract.
00:30:20You drive me.
00:30:22What?
00:30:23Don't want to come?
00:30:24Weren't you the one
00:30:25who said you wanted
00:30:25to work hard?
00:30:26Yeah.
00:30:27Yeah?
00:30:28Yeah.
00:30:28Yeah.
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:44Oh, my cutie.
00:30:47I'm in trouble.
00:30:49What?
00:30:50There's some guys
00:30:51that are harassing me.
00:30:53Can you pretend
00:30:53to be my boyfriend
00:30:54for a bit?
00:30:55Pretty, please.
00:30:56I can talk to security
00:30:58over there
00:30:58if you want.
00:30:59There's no time.
00:31:06Why are we running?
00:31:07Is there someone behind us?
00:31:09Yeah, I'm here.
00:31:15Why are we running
00:31:16when there's no one behind us?
00:31:20What's going on?
00:31:23What are you doing?
00:31:26Stop, miss.
00:31:27Please, I don't need a lap dance.
00:31:29Stop.
00:31:29Hey, stop.
00:31:31Help.
00:31:31He's trying to rape me.
00:31:33What?
00:31:33No.
00:31:34That's not what's going on.
00:31:38I dare you trust my sister.
00:31:42What?
00:31:43No.
00:31:43Wait.
00:31:44What are you doing?
00:31:44Stop.
00:31:45Whoa.
00:31:45Hey.
00:31:46Let go of me.
00:31:47He brought me in here
00:31:48and then he stripped me
00:31:50of my clothes.
00:31:52Beat him up.
00:31:53Disgusting.
00:31:54You disgusting piece of shit.
00:31:56My sister's still a minor.
00:31:58What?
00:31:59No.
00:31:59She asked me
00:32:00to be your boyfriend.
00:32:03Come on.
00:32:06How about you compensate
00:32:07my sister?
00:32:09Let's say, uh,
00:32:11$10,000
00:32:11or you don't leave here alive.
00:32:14$10,000?
00:32:15That's,
00:32:16that's crazy.
00:32:18I can't.
00:32:21Wait.
00:32:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:24This is a scam.
00:32:25You're scamming me.
00:32:27I'm scamming you.
00:32:29You were about to sleep
00:32:30with an under-raised girl.
00:32:33That's impossible.
00:32:35I, I, I, uh,
00:32:37I have erectile dysfunction.
00:32:43I have erectile dysfunction.
00:32:50Police, what else do you want?
00:32:52I, I, I told you,
00:32:53I, I, I have ED.
00:32:54I don't care if your dick
00:32:55don't work.
00:32:56Call for the money.
00:32:57I, I, I don't have $10,000.
00:32:59All I have are student loans.
00:33:09Pay the fuck up
00:33:10or I will call the police.
00:33:12Wonder how long
00:33:13you'll serve for, uh,
00:33:14messing with the minor.
00:33:17Why would I lie about something
00:33:19I didn't do, asshole?
00:33:21Fuck!
00:33:22Nasty little shit!
00:33:24Ah!
00:33:26Empty his bag.
00:33:28Go.
00:33:36Stop!
00:33:39Those are important documents
00:33:40that belong to Everett Industries.
00:33:43Everett Industries.
00:33:45That's the Everett family company.
00:33:47New York's top business dynasty.
00:33:50You could never work
00:33:52for a company like that.
00:33:53I'm not joking.
00:33:54I'm Hunter Everett's
00:33:55personal assistant.
00:33:56Who cares?
00:33:57My step-cousin Allen
00:33:58is Hunter's best friend.
00:33:59So what that make to you?
00:34:03It's Hunter Everett!
00:34:05Oh!
00:34:09Oh!
00:34:11Ah!
00:34:13Ugh!
00:34:14You know what?
00:34:16Drop the axe.
00:34:18It's even.
00:34:19If the president
00:34:20of the United States
00:34:21was here,
00:34:21he couldn't save you.
00:34:22You're not gonna pay up?
00:34:24We'll beat it at you.
00:34:27What?
00:34:27No, please!
00:34:32Stop!
00:34:37Mr. Everett!
00:34:38What?
00:34:39You came!
00:34:48Allen.
00:34:49I'm getting easy
00:34:50and apologize.
00:34:51Now!
00:34:52Allen,
00:34:52what the fuck
00:34:53are you hitting me for
00:34:54when he's the rapist?
00:34:55Shit!
00:34:56You think
00:34:57I didn't know
00:34:57this game
00:34:58that you love playing?
00:34:59I told you to quit
00:35:00this bullshit
00:35:00a long time ago.
00:35:02Well, whatever.
00:35:02He's just some guy
00:35:03pretending to be
00:35:03Hunter's assistant.
00:35:05Why do I gotta apologize
00:35:06to him?
00:35:11You fucking idiot!
00:35:13He is Hunter's assistant.
00:35:19Boss,
00:35:20I'm so sorry.
00:35:21I thought you needed help.
00:35:22That's why I went in there.
00:35:23I'll reprint all
00:35:24the company documents.
00:35:25Please don't fire me.
00:35:26Miles,
00:35:27it's not your fault.
00:35:29Are you hurt?
00:35:30Me?
00:35:31No, no, no.
00:35:32I'm fine.
00:35:33I just got a couple
00:35:34of scrapes and bruises.
00:35:35Thing that will get
00:35:36in the way of work tomorrow.
00:35:37Miles,
00:35:37I'm not gonna fire you,
00:35:39okay?
00:35:39You're not?
00:35:41Oh,
00:35:42thank you so much,
00:35:43sir!
00:35:43I promise I won't
00:35:44mess up again!
00:35:46I can't.
00:35:49Breathe!
00:35:50I'm sorry.
00:35:51Sorry.
00:35:52Sorry.
00:35:53Damn.
00:35:54Come on.
00:35:55Those people who hurt you,
00:35:56we're gonna make them pay.
00:36:03So,
00:36:04for years now,
00:36:05I've put up with all of your antics.
00:36:07Now,
00:36:07you actually mess with
00:36:09Hunter's assistants?
00:36:10I'm gonna fucking kill you!
00:36:15How was I supposed to know?
00:36:17Don't all billionaires
00:36:17get hot assistants?
00:36:19How was I supposed to know
00:36:20he was gonna be a guy?
00:36:23Listen,
00:36:24you know what to do?
00:36:26I need to spell it out to you.
00:36:28I,
00:36:28I,
00:36:31I'm sorry,
00:36:32sir.
00:36:32The person
00:36:33you need to apologize to
00:36:35is Miles.
00:36:36I'm sorry,
00:36:37sir,
00:36:37I didn't recognize you
00:36:39as the CEO's assistant.
00:36:45I'm a,
00:36:45IDIOT!
00:36:47I'm a,
00:36:48NO!
00:36:49Please!
00:36:50Please!
00:36:51Forgive me,
00:36:52don't,
00:36:52don't hold a grudge
00:36:53against a pathetic loser
00:36:54like myself!
00:36:57Mr. Everett's,
00:36:58I think,
00:36:59um,
00:36:59we both can agree
00:37:00that my step-cousin's
00:37:01apologies are sincere enough
00:37:03in regards to our collaboration.
00:37:05Everett Industries
00:37:06will not ever
00:37:07cooperate with a business
00:37:09related to you
00:37:09ever
00:37:10again.
00:37:13Miles,
00:37:14let's go back
00:37:14to the office.
00:37:25Dammit,
00:37:26I forgot today
00:37:26is his birthday!
00:37:28Boss,
00:37:29uh,
00:37:29I'm gonna go to the
00:37:30convenience store
00:37:30really quick.
00:37:31I'll be right back.
00:37:37it's so cold.
00:37:39Hunter,
00:37:40try not to be moved
00:37:40to tears
00:37:41when you see this.
00:37:43Hey!
00:37:44Are you blind?
00:37:46Oh, man,
00:37:46you made me drop
00:37:47my cupcakes!
00:37:50What did you say to me?
00:37:52You want to repeat that?
00:37:54I don't want any trouble,
00:37:55guys.
00:37:55They were a birthday present.
00:37:57They were the last cupcakes
00:37:57at the store.
00:37:58What the fuck
00:37:59is wrong with you guys?
00:37:59Settle down,
00:38:00twink.
00:38:01Twink?
00:38:02I'm not gay!
00:38:03Why does everybody
00:38:03think I'm gay?
00:38:05These are pretty good.
00:38:07Really good.
00:38:08Hold on,
00:38:08are you seriously
00:38:09mugging me
00:38:09for my cupcakes right now?
00:38:12You can't eat those!
00:38:13Can't eat them?
00:38:26These are...
00:38:31You know,
00:38:32that looks great on you.
00:38:34That's a good look.
00:38:35It looks good.
00:38:35It looks good.
00:38:36You have no idea
00:38:38what I've been through today.
00:38:44What the fuck
00:38:45is wrong with you?
00:38:46You got a death wish
00:38:47or something?
00:38:55I think you're the one
00:38:56with the death wish.
00:38:56Get your hands off,
00:38:58my man!
00:38:58Hey,
00:38:59this is none of your business.
00:39:00Get lost
00:39:01or I'll cut that
00:39:02pretty face of yours.
00:39:04He's kind of lying.
00:39:05Hunter,
00:39:06no!
00:39:13No!
00:39:20Now get lost!
00:39:24Hunter?
00:39:31Hunter,
00:39:32you're hurt.
00:39:33I was trying to protect you.
00:39:35Who asked you to do that?
00:39:36And why were you out here
00:39:37for so long?
00:39:40Haven't you caused me
00:39:40enough trouble today?
00:39:42What,
00:39:42you think I was out here
00:39:43trying to buy poison
00:39:44for your food?
00:39:45That's not what I meant.
00:39:49I was trying to surprise you
00:39:51with cupcakes
00:39:51for your birthday.
00:39:52My birthday?
00:39:53Yeah,
00:39:54it's your birthday today,
00:39:55stupid.
00:39:56You missed the party
00:39:56HR was going to throw
00:39:57for you,
00:39:58so I figured I'd surprise you
00:39:59with cupcakes.
00:40:04Okay,
00:40:05where are the cupcakes?
00:40:18wait.
00:40:19You gotta make a wish
00:40:20before you blow it out.
00:40:21I already made my wish.
00:40:29You want some help?
00:40:49Thank you for celebrating my birthday.
00:40:55I wasn't angry at you back there.
00:40:57I was just worried.
00:40:59I thought I might lose you.
00:41:05Quiet.
00:41:06Still angry with me?
00:41:10Look,
00:41:12it was my fault.
00:41:13I,
00:41:14about that love confession,
00:41:16I've thought it over.
00:41:18I,
00:41:20I,
00:41:22I accept.
00:41:37Miles,
00:41:38you have a fever.
00:41:47Hey.
00:41:49Hey,
00:41:50little doctor,
00:41:51hey.
00:41:52Hey,
00:41:53don't sleep.
00:41:54You need to take off
00:41:55your wet clothes,
00:41:56okay?
00:41:57Hey.
00:41:58Hey.
00:41:59Hey.
00:42:04No,
00:42:05no,
00:42:05no,
00:42:06please,
00:42:06please don't take off
00:42:07my clothes.
00:42:08You need to dry off,
00:42:10otherwise you'll get sick.
00:42:11Then,
00:42:11you take off
00:42:12your clothes first.
00:42:14It's only polite.
00:42:26I took mine off.
00:42:29Now,
00:42:29can you take yourself,
00:42:30please?
00:42:37Come here.
00:42:38There you go.
00:42:39Come here.
00:42:40Take yourself right now,
00:42:41okay?
00:42:42Okay.
00:42:42Can I sleep now?
00:42:45I'm cold.
00:42:49Let me do it.
00:42:51Hey.
00:42:52There you go.
00:42:53You're still so hot.
00:42:54You're a doctor.
00:42:55How do we,
00:42:56how do we bring the fever down,
00:42:57huh?
00:42:57Everything hurts.
00:42:59Please make it stop.
00:43:25Hey.
00:43:29No, no, no. I'm the doctor. I didn't write a prescription for any pills.
00:43:35Where'd these come from?
00:43:37You have to fill my blood.
00:43:41That's gross. I don't want it.
00:43:43Miles, as your boss, I order you to take it.
00:43:47As your intern, I order you to feed it to me.
00:43:53Please.
00:43:55Okay. Okay.
00:43:57Okay. Here, take this.
00:44:02Okay. Water, okay.
00:44:05Mmm, this too.
00:44:07Mmm, this too.
00:44:43What the hell am I doing?
00:44:44What the hell am I doing?
00:45:17What the hell was that?
00:45:18Did we?
00:45:22Where am I?
00:45:36Oh, you're awake.
00:45:38Your fever broke?
00:45:40Mr. Everett!
00:45:41This...
00:45:42This...
00:45:43House?
00:45:45Wow.
00:45:49We...
00:45:50We...
00:45:50We didn't...
00:45:52Do...
00:45:53Anything...
00:45:54Right?
00:45:55What?
00:45:55Were you expecting something to happen between us?
00:45:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:00I...
00:46:00I...
00:46:01I...
00:46:01I just...
00:46:02I...
00:46:02I thought you...
00:46:03I don't know, man.
00:46:05I feel like I just keep causing you trouble.
00:46:08Is that so?
00:46:09Hmm.
00:46:11Hmm.
00:46:11And this trouble...
00:46:12Does it have something to do with your...
00:46:14Confession to me yesterday?
00:46:16Miles, you've lost your fucking mind!
00:46:19Kate can't ever find out about this!
00:46:21I don't care what...
00:46:23Your sexuality is...
00:46:25But if you behave unprofessionally...
00:46:27I will not hesitate...
00:46:29To fire you...
00:46:31Instantly.
00:46:34I, uh...
00:46:36I'll, uh...
00:46:37Keep my...
00:46:38Work and life...
00:46:39Separate.
00:46:40Promise.
00:46:41Sure.
00:46:44Now he's definitely convinced I'm into men!
00:46:53Uh...
00:46:54Sir, something's come up with the company.
00:46:55I have to go.
00:46:58But...
00:47:00Did I come on too strong?
00:47:03I...
00:47:05I'm not even gay.
00:47:06Why am I overthinking this?
00:47:12What the fuck is going on?
00:47:13Can we just talk like civilized people?
00:47:15I told you to drug him.
00:47:16We spilled his salad.
00:47:18I told you to invite him to the birthday party.
00:47:20You let him slip away.
00:47:21Drug him?
00:47:22What are you talking about?
00:47:24Hunter had to sign another contract.
00:47:27I don't have the patience to let Tinkerbell.
00:47:29The company's having a retreat next week...
00:47:31And you have to sit near with Hunter...
00:47:32Or...
00:47:32Else.
00:47:36Told me you're gonna...
00:47:38Fucking...
00:47:38Kill me!
00:47:39Move this up...
00:47:41And you're finished.
00:47:45My itinerary for the company retreat...
00:47:48Fucking...
00:47:48Fucking...
00:47:53He's not trying to kill himself.
00:47:55Is he?
00:47:55Because I rejected his confession?
00:48:00Come on...
00:48:01Come on...
00:48:01Reach...
00:48:03Don't do anything stupid.
00:48:05I never rejected you.
00:48:15I accept your confession.
00:48:20What did you just say?
00:48:22You have a lot of good quality smiles.
00:48:24You're brave, kind, honest.
00:48:28So I accept your love confession.
00:48:36No, no, no, no, you're not thinking straight right now.
00:48:38How am I supposed to think straight, Miles?
00:48:40You're the one who was about to jump off a building!
00:48:42What?
00:48:43I've never been confessed to by a guy before.
00:48:46You've got to know that.
00:48:48Wait, no, no, no, I don't think you understand.
00:48:49I wasn't trying to jump off a building, I was...
00:48:51What I'm saying is, I agree.
00:48:54What?
00:48:57But I...
00:49:01I can't.
00:49:02Why not?
00:49:03You started this.
00:49:05You kissed me at the coffee shop.
00:49:06You're the one who confessed to me.
00:49:11Because, because...
00:49:12You have erectile dysfunction!
00:49:19Boss?
00:49:21Miles?
00:49:21You too...
00:49:22I just came to confirm the accommodations and the booking for the company retreat?
00:49:27Company retreat, company retreat.
00:49:28Yes, they're all there.
00:49:29I'll circle back with you later, Fiona.
00:49:31Okay, sure.
00:49:35I think we should take a breath and think about this.
00:49:39Miles?
00:49:42He was the one who confessed to me.
00:49:45Why does it feel like I'm the one being rejected?
00:49:58E.D.?
00:49:59Why would you think I have problems like that?
00:50:00Someone must be spreading slander around me.
00:50:03I need to clear things up.
00:50:06Wait.
00:50:07Why do I need to clear things up?
00:50:09He came on to me first.
00:50:12Oh, my God.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:17Oh.
00:50:17Boss, I need your final sign-off on the retreat's activities.
00:50:23Miles, put your things down.
00:50:24I have an online meeting.
00:50:25I need you to take notes.
00:50:26Uh, actually, I need to help set up for the party, but Kate can help you, right?
00:50:32Boss, there's this place behind the retreat with amazing views.
00:50:35Let me show you around.
00:50:37Who exactly is CEO here?
00:50:38Boss, I...
00:50:40And I thought we could...
00:50:41Oh, Miles.
00:50:43Oh, Miles.
00:50:45You're going to get it for me.
00:50:56Oops.
00:51:14Yona? Oh no, he's having an allergic reaction. Miles got the cake, I saw him put it there.
00:51:28I put a label on it, there's no way there's mango in there. Fiona, did you eat from the
00:51:33wrong box? Who knows if you did this on purpose? What are you trying to kill her and finish
00:51:40the job? Of course not. Why would I hurt Fiona? And even if it was me, how would I know
00:51:50she
00:51:50ate the cake? Reason? Too simple. A promotion. You want to go from executive assistant to
00:51:58the director of HR. Forget about hard work, right ladies? You just want to be on easy
00:52:03street. He's always been pretty close to the boss. Last time I saw him and the boss in the
00:52:08elevator. Oh my gosh, is that why he doesn't get too close to women? A scheming slut like
00:52:13you deserves to be fired. It's your fault, you damn fairy. Seducing Hunter and ruining my
00:52:21plans. What's going on here? What's going on here? Boss? Fiona's allergic to mango and Miles
00:52:33gave her a piece of cake with mango in it. He's trying to kill people to get to the corporate
00:52:37ladder. Right at the top. That's not true. She's lying. Miles is a responsible person.
00:52:43I don't believe he would do something like that. But he was in charge of the cake. And
00:52:47in that case, we can check the security footage. The what? Now that I think about it, everyone
00:52:57was handing cakes to each other, so it could have been anybody who makes things up, right?
00:53:02You better back me up on this, Miles, or else I'll... Or else you'll what? Or else you'll
00:53:10what? This was my fault from the beginning. I've caused Hunter so much trouble. I can't
00:53:18let her tarnish his reputation. Actually, it was my fault. Sort of. I shouldn't have put the
00:53:28boxes next to each other. You know why I'm so sorry. I'll resign.
00:53:54Hey. Well, well. If it isn't my broke, unemployed gay ex-boyfriend. Amber? What are you doing
00:54:04here? This resort belongs to Everett Industries. With my pretty face and hot bod, landing the
00:54:11CEO will be a piece of cake. Wait. So you're just going to let your girlfriend seduce other
00:54:18men? What's the problem? Amber loves me. Besides, she said once she gets rich, she's going to
00:54:23buy me a yacht. Oh, great. You guys are even dumber than I thought. You know what? Thank you
00:54:29so much for cheating on me, Amber. I really mean that. You're a penniless med student who's drowning
00:54:35in student loans. You're never going to amount to anything. And you want to talk down to me?
00:54:40You know what Amber told me? She was the last woman you ever loved. She's so irresistible. After
00:54:45you found out about us, you stopped liking women altogether. You know what? Think whatever you want.
00:54:53Fine. I'm gay. Yeah, that's right. I'm gay. I like men. I'm gay. So what? Yeah, we know.
00:55:05Your boyfriend's here. Miles, is that you? What the fuck? Remember me? You don't pay for last
00:55:14time, you dick. Hey, don't touch him. If you want to fight, take it out on me. Don't touch
00:55:20him. If you want to fight, take it out on me. Ow. Hey, Hunter, run. Don't you know
00:55:42where we are? Get out before I call security. You're telling me to get out of my family's
00:55:49own resort. Don't be ridiculous. You? You couldn't possibly afford to stay at an Everett
00:55:55Industries resort. I think he's going crazy. He's just spitting bullshit. Crazy? I'll show
00:56:03you who's crazy. You two are trespassing on private property and threatening the safety
00:56:11of our CEO. Wait, what? You're actually the CEO of Everett Industries? The most eligible
00:56:16bachelor in New York is Miles' boyfriend? How? Oh, my fucking God. Hunter and Miles
00:56:26are dating. Hunter's a big old gay.
00:56:33Hey. Hey, are you okay? Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm really sorry. I feel like I just keep
00:56:42causing you trouble. I know I already resigned, but is there any way I can take the company
00:56:47bus tomorrow? I have no way of getting home. I reject your resignation. No one's ever tried
00:56:57to jump off a building for me. I actually wasn't trying to jump off a building. And I think most
00:57:04importantly, you don't like men. I shouldn't have confessed anything to you. But your confession,
00:57:09it, um, still stands? Damn it. Why is my heart racing?
00:57:24Kate? Get over here! What the hell are you doing here? Haven't you fucked me over enough? I
00:57:29haven't gotten what I wanted yet. Oh, you want to tell my parents I'm gay, right? You know
00:57:34what? Go ahead. I don't care anymore. That's nothing. Now I know that the guy that you kissed
00:57:42the other day was the C-E-O. How do you know? How do you know? Wait, I mean, uh,
00:57:56you're making
00:57:57things up. It's like life wants me to win. How else would I get such a perfect opportunity?
00:58:10I think you got it all wrong. This is a complete misunderstanding. Hunter and I have nothing to do
00:58:14with it. I don't care what the truth is. I want harsh money. One million dollars in 24 hours or
00:58:21I
00:58:21sell this video to the media. The company's stocks crash. Bye-bye Everett Industries. One million
00:58:30dollars? Are you insane? What do you think the headline should be? CEO gets caught with male
00:58:39assistant in his pants? Or rich tycoon and his secret twin? That's all. Loser?
00:58:55Sir, can I ask you something? Hunter? What is it this time? Um, hypothetically speaking,
00:59:10if someone were to spread a rumor that you were gay and then the company's stocks plummeted,
00:59:17what would you do? I mean, like, obviously hypothetically speaking, because you're not
00:59:23gay. Honestly, I couldn't care less. Categorizing people by sexual orientation, it's ridiculous
00:59:34to begin with. If you like someone, their gender shouldn't matter at all.
00:59:41If you like somebody, their gender shouldn't matter, right? He remembered that? But as CEO
00:59:48of Everett Industries, I do have a responsibility to my employees and my investors. I would never
00:59:54let my personal life jeopardize the company. Not unless there was no other choice.
01:00:02And if someone tried to harm it, they would not walk away unscathed. But you, you don't have to worry
01:00:11about that. Okay. I understand. You've already done so much for me. I can't keep being a burden.
01:00:31But why are you bringing this up all of a sudden? It's nothing. I feel like you have something to
01:00:37tell
01:00:38me. I'm gonna go clean the warehouse.
01:00:51So you can transfer the loan to my account in three days? Great. Thanks.
01:01:02Once I pay Keen off with the hush money, she won't bother Hunter anymore. Right?
01:01:08When did you get here? Uh, I've been here. I'm just, uh, organizing the team building supplies.
01:01:16Perfect. I was gonna stay and help too. Let's also change the lights in here.
01:01:20Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, listen. Um, about this afternoon, I know it was Kate.
01:01:29Why didn't you call her out? I can't tell you that.
01:01:39What are you two doing? Mr. Everett, what brings you here?
01:01:46Uh, do you two need some help? No. Uh, Noah said he could help me with everything in here.
01:01:55Yeah. And, uh, it's too much for one person anyway, and we'll get it done faster together.
01:02:00Then hurry up.
01:02:05Don't waste time.
01:02:08I'll lend you both a hand. Mr. Everett, we really don't need the extra help.
01:02:12I said what I said.
01:02:18Hunter, what are you doing?
01:02:44Watch out!
01:02:54Hunter, are you okay?
01:02:56Uh, it's fine, it's fine.
01:02:58It's just a scratch.
01:02:59No way, I need to watch the swelling.
01:03:01Let me take a look, come on.
01:03:06Mr. Everett, I...
01:03:07I'll go get some help.
01:03:13Hold on.
01:03:14I'll get some topical lidocaine for you.
01:03:20What's this?
01:03:21Starting to worry about me?
01:03:23I'm a doctor.
01:03:24It's part of the job.
01:03:26Is that all it is?
01:03:27Shh.
01:03:30This is gonna hurt.
01:03:35Miles.
01:03:37Stop avoiding me.
01:03:39Whatever secret you've got locked up inside, you can tell me.
01:03:43I'll share the parade with you.
01:03:45I can't miss things up for him again.
01:03:48Once I'm picking it off, I'll resign.
01:03:54What's going on?
01:04:00Hello?
01:04:02The door is locked from the outside.
01:04:04This warehouse is airtight.
01:04:07The lights are out.
01:04:10There's...
01:04:11There's no e-seam.
01:04:12Miles, what's wrong?
01:04:14I'm...
01:04:15I'm...
01:04:17I'm claustrophobia.
01:04:19Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:04:21I got you, okay?
01:04:22Claustrophobia.
01:04:22Hey, hey, hey.
01:04:23Stay with me.
01:04:23Hi.
01:04:24You're a doctor.
01:04:26What do I do with this, uh...
01:04:27What do I do with this claustrophobia, huh?
01:04:29Keep breathing.
01:04:31I can't breathe.
01:04:31Hey, look at me, okay?
01:04:33Okay?
01:04:34Listen to my voice.
01:04:35Okay?
01:04:36Don't be scary.
01:04:37I got you.
01:04:39I got you.
01:04:41My father wants me in the closet.
01:04:46Hey, come here.
01:04:47Don't think about that right now, okay?
01:04:49Listen to my voice.
01:04:50Stay with me.
01:04:53It's too hot in here.
01:04:55Come on.
01:04:55It's too hot.
01:04:56Take this off.
01:04:58I need to cool you down.
01:05:01Stay with me, Miles.
01:05:04I know that everything's good.
01:05:06What the fuck is he keeping my head swiping and it's been five, three, miles?
01:05:19Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:05:22Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:05:37Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're okay.
01:05:41You're okay.
01:05:46Hey, it's okay.
01:05:47It's okay.
01:05:48It's okay.
01:05:49I got you.
01:05:51I got you.
01:05:52I got you.
01:05:53I'm glad you saved me.
01:05:57Hey.
01:05:59Hey.
01:06:01Hey, hey, I just wanted to kiss you.
01:06:26It's not what it looks like.
01:06:31If anyone discloses what they saw on you today, they'll be hearing from my legal team.
01:06:37Fiona, I need you to draft a legal statement now.
01:06:45But as CEO of Everett Industries, I have a responsibility to my employees and my investors.
01:06:53I would never let my personal life jeopardize the company.
01:06:58Hunter's cutting all ties with me.
01:07:00Draft a statement.
01:07:01I'm going to go public about my relationship with Miles.
01:07:04Mr. Everett, you know how much this could impact the stock price?
01:07:07I believe our investors care about the company, not my personal affairs.
01:07:12But our competitors will definitely use this against us.
01:07:18Alright, I'll put the statement together as quickly as I can.
01:07:31Okay.
01:07:33Hunter's drafting a statement right now to cut all ties with me.
01:07:37He probably never cared about you to begin with.
01:07:40That's a good thing, right?
01:07:42Why am I still upset?
01:07:44It's not like I care about any weather.
01:07:59Are you alright?
01:08:20Miles.
01:08:22Are you okay?
01:08:23You and Hunter.
01:08:24Yeah.
01:08:25I'm fine.
01:08:29I'm going to resign.
01:08:31Resign?
01:08:31You can't be serious.
01:08:33You didn't do anything wrong.
01:08:36Why aren't you at the company... thing?
01:08:40I hate team bonding stuff.
01:08:42Besides, you weren't there.
01:08:45What?
01:08:46Miles.
01:08:47I know what you're going through.
01:08:49We're the same.
01:08:50Wait.
01:08:52Oh.
01:08:53No, I...
01:08:54I...
01:08:55I...
01:08:55I'm...
01:08:55I'm not...
01:08:56I don't...
01:08:57What?
01:08:59So this is why you skipped the event?
01:09:02So this is why you skipped the event?
01:09:05Even if you're a big scary boss, you should still knock.
01:09:09It's different.
01:09:10He's my assistant.
01:09:14I don't have to go with you if I don't want to.
01:09:19Do you realize company policy strictly forbids fraternizing between colleagues?
01:09:23Fine.
01:09:24Then I resign.
01:09:25Now.
01:09:27Company policy requires 48 hours notice for resignation.
01:09:31You.
01:09:33Get.
01:09:33Out.
01:09:34Or I'll fire you on the spot.
01:09:37What the fuck do you want asshole?
01:09:40Be ready by 7.30.
01:09:42You're coming with me to an important client meeting.
01:09:58Hunter.
01:09:59Long time no see.
01:10:00I'm really looking forward to working together.
01:10:03This is my assistant Miles.
01:10:05This is Miss Monroe.
01:10:07Hello.
01:10:08Not too shabby.
01:10:10Such a handsome young man and that adorable little face.
01:10:17Let's find somewhere quiet to talk.
01:10:19I'd like to finalize our partnership today.
01:10:27Hunter.
01:10:28I've really been looking forward to our partnership.
01:10:31I'm completely on board with everything.
01:10:34Then I'll put the contract together today.
01:10:36I just have one small request.
01:10:41I have some contract details I'd like to discuss with your little assistant in my room.
01:10:50Sorry, Tammy.
01:10:52Sorry, Tammy.
01:10:52Our company doesn't sell employees to close deals.
01:10:57Our company doesn't sell employees to close deals.
01:11:01It's just a joke.
01:11:03That boy's young enough to be my son.
01:11:08This is Hunter.
01:11:17Bring Hunter's assistant to my room.
01:11:19But didn't he just say...
01:11:21Are you stupid?
01:11:22He left to take the call.
01:11:24That's a yes.
01:11:25Haven't you figured it out yet?
01:11:27Not everyone says things outright.
01:11:29Oh.
01:11:30Go on.
01:11:31Okay.
01:11:41Hunter wanted me to wait...
01:11:44Here?
01:11:47Could he be...
01:11:50No.
01:11:51No, no, no, no, no, Miles.
01:11:51Calm down.
01:11:54Miles, remember.
01:11:57You're not gay.
01:11:59You don't like men.
01:12:01And even if you did...
01:12:04Hunter would never be interested in somebody like you.
01:12:07You will resign tomorrow.
01:12:11And you will forget him as soon as possible.
01:12:19Hunter...
01:12:21I don't think there's any future between us.
01:12:27Oh, of course there's no future together.
01:12:31We're just gonna...
01:12:33Have some fun tonight.
01:12:34My little love bug.
01:12:36Miss...
01:12:37Monroe?
01:12:40Uh...
01:12:40Uh...
01:12:41I'm sorry. I...
01:12:41I think I'm in the wrong room.
01:12:43Oh!
01:12:44Whoa!
01:12:46Don't run, handsome.
01:12:48A little toss in the hay and...
01:12:51You know, closing your CEO's contract.
01:12:54That's...
01:12:55Easy work.
01:12:57Uh...
01:12:58I think there's been a misunderstanding.
01:12:59I...
01:13:00I...
01:13:00I'm gonna go get Mr. Everett for you.
01:13:02Don't be scared, darling.
01:13:04There's no misunderstanding.
01:13:06Mr. Everett arranged this himself.
01:13:09How could I refuse?
01:13:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:12Uh...
01:13:12You said Hunter arranged this?
01:13:15There's no way he...
01:13:17He would've told me.
01:13:18Oh...
01:13:19Well...
01:13:20Not in so many words.
01:13:21Some things are...
01:13:22Done on the DL.
01:13:25But...
01:13:25He did say if you please me tonight...
01:13:28That you will get a promotion...
01:13:30And a raise.
01:13:32Whoa!
01:13:40Uh...
01:13:41No...
01:13:42Uh...
01:13:42Miss Monroe, please.
01:13:43I...
01:13:43I don't want this.
01:13:45Think of the scandal.
01:13:45I...
01:13:46I'm just an intern.
01:13:47I don't...
01:13:47I don't want any trouble.
01:13:48Please, please.
01:13:48Oh, are you just my perfect little assistant?
01:13:53Yes.
01:13:54I love a good role play.
01:13:56I'm gonna be your naughty, naughty, bad boss.
01:14:01No.
01:14:02This woman's insane.
01:14:04But...
01:14:04If I offend her, what happens to the company's million dollar deal?
01:14:08Miss Monroe, I'm gonna disappoint you.
01:14:11I know I'm still young, but I...
01:14:13Actually...
01:14:14Uh...
01:14:15I have erectile dysfunction.
01:14:18Erectile dysfunction?
01:14:21Oh...
01:14:22You poor...
01:14:23Poor...
01:14:24Poor baby.
01:14:26I have something...
01:14:28That's gonna keep you hard...
01:14:30All...
01:14:31Night...
01:14:32Night.
01:14:33Who's...
01:14:35Who...
01:14:36No.
01:14:36No.
01:14:37Please.
01:14:38Help.
01:14:38Help.
01:14:39Help.
01:14:39Help.
01:14:41Someone's trying to rape me!
01:14:44Who said you could touch what's mine?
01:14:48Hunter.
01:14:49What is this?
01:14:50Are you throwing away our contract?
01:14:52I already told you.
01:14:54This is not how I close my deals.
01:14:57I can't believe you have the guts to pull my assistant into this.
01:15:01Playing dumb is not a good look on you.
01:15:04It's industry rule and you gave me permission.
01:15:07I don't give a fuck about the contract.
01:15:10I'll toss it out.
01:15:12Better than stooping this low.
01:15:15No.
01:15:15You're gonna throw away a multi-million dollar contract
01:15:19for an assistant
01:15:20who you can replace with the wave of your hand.
01:15:24He's not an assistant I can replace with the wave of a hand.
01:15:30He's mine.
01:15:35You...
01:15:38You two are together.
01:15:51Oh!
01:16:00Just you wait, Hunter.
01:16:01I'm gonna tell the whole world that you like men.
01:16:05And that you're sticking your dick in your assistant.
01:16:08It's pathetic!
01:16:12Are you alright?
01:16:13Come here, come here, come here.
01:16:17Hunter, why are you even still here?
01:16:21I thought you were gonna be with Fiona.
01:16:25Why would I be with Fiona?
01:16:27Because you were gonna draft that statement to cut all your ties with me.
01:16:35Miles!
01:16:39I'm not a fucking idiot.
01:16:40I know you were lying when you made that confession.
01:16:43It was a misunderstanding.
01:16:45Okay, the announcement that I told her to write...
01:16:54You're fucking crazy.
01:16:57You're fucking crazy.
01:16:59Yeah, I'm fucking crazy.
01:17:01I told her to draft an announcement to go public with our relationship.
01:17:06I fell for you, Miles.
01:17:08Wilson.
01:17:10Isn't that what you wanted?
01:17:13Or are you having regrets?
01:17:14It's...
01:17:18I'm gonna say it with my chest now.
01:17:22I got you figured out.
01:17:27It's something that you got, babe.
01:17:31It hasn't been...
01:17:32I'm...
01:17:34Aren't you worried I couldn't perform?
01:17:36I'll prove you wrong right now.
01:17:38Ah, Jared.
01:17:40I've never been with a guy before.
01:17:43Me neither.
01:17:48So we're even?
01:17:51I'll...
01:17:56I'll be...
01:17:57I'll be...
01:17:57Am I?
01:17:57Ah?
01:17:57I'll be...
01:18:03Ah...
01:18:03Ah, oh!
01:18:07Ah, oh, oh, oh.
01:18:12Ah, oh, oh.
01:18:16Ah!
01:18:17Ah, ah, ah...
01:18:19I like you Myles. I've never liked anyone like I like you.
01:18:26Are you sure you're ready?
01:18:33Yeah.
01:18:35What's down there?
01:18:53I guess those E.D. rumors don't hold up, do they?
01:19:01Myles, if I told you I liked you, would you believe me?
01:19:23Mr. Everett, this is ridiculous. Nobody cares about your sexuality, but to go public with it?
01:19:33What about the stock prices? Have you even thought about your investors?
01:19:41My decision stands. I won't hide any longer.
01:19:52I love Myles.
01:19:59I'm going public with this announcement because I love him.
01:20:02I owe him and myself that much.
01:20:07Oh, what a touching speech.
01:20:10Too bad Myles has been lying to you this entire time.
01:20:14A CEO falls in love with his little assistant.
01:20:19Did he tell you he owes a million dollars in private loans and he seduced you to pay them off?
01:20:27Oh, you think you found true love?
01:20:30Aww.
01:20:32He's not even gay.
01:20:35Myles borrowed a million dollars. With a daily interest of a thousand dollars a day, he's already missed a payment.
01:20:43That's not true. She's lying. She blackmailed me. That's why I gave her the million dollars.
01:20:49Mr. Everett, he is really pulling the wool over your eyes.
01:20:54Oh, never liked men. Or you.
01:21:00I do need a lot of money, so as long as I get Hunter, that's enough, right?
01:21:08Fuck!
01:21:10What?
01:21:13So this is all true?
01:21:16You know I hate being lied to more than anything.
01:21:32Myles!
01:21:36Great job, Myles.
01:21:38Really nailed that one.
01:21:43Myles, you're here too.
01:21:46I saw the company's statement. So, you and Hunter.
01:21:51It's over.
01:21:54Over? That was quick. Would you give me a chance then?
01:21:57What?
01:21:59No, Noah, I see you as a friend, colleague, nothing more.
01:22:06What if I see us as something more?
01:22:13Get away from him!
01:22:15Mr. Everett, didn't you two break up?
01:22:18Hunter, what are you doing?
01:22:19Wake up. Who agreed to that?
01:22:24Hunter.
01:22:27What the hell do you want?
01:22:36Sorry.
01:22:38Myles, the money from that loan.
01:22:40You gave it to Kate.
01:22:42Why didn't you say so?
01:22:45You didn't give me a chance to explain.
01:22:49With that settled, let me ask again.
01:22:53Myles, I love you.
01:22:55Will you be my boyfriend?
01:22:57No.
01:23:00No.
01:23:02No.
01:23:04No.
01:23:17Haven't you had enough yet?
01:23:19Last night was...
01:23:21A lot.
01:23:23I lost you once.
01:23:26I'm not letting you go again for anything.
01:23:44Where's Miles?
01:23:45I thought I heard his voice.
01:23:48Uh, he went to get coffee.
01:23:51Must have been your, um, imagination.
01:23:55Since the announcement went public, our company's been receiving a lot of attention.
01:24:00Quite a few groups are seeking partnerships, and the media wants interviews with you and Miles.
01:24:05I know.
01:24:06It's good news.
01:24:08Yeah.
01:24:09All right.
01:24:10You can...
01:24:11You can go.
01:24:13Go.
01:24:23Well, you have several important meetings coming up.
01:24:27Please make sure to take care of any...
01:24:29Private matters before then, Mr. Everett.
01:24:34You know how to do that better than anybody.
01:24:58The end is too late, to get by from yesterday.
01:25:06And if my heart is broken, on my shoulders, will I know...
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