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00:00:05oh my god that's christopher stinnett state candidate he's so hot i want him to campaign
00:00:15all over me can i vote for him 500 times i should be the suit absolutely
00:00:32mr stinnett congrats on your upcoming victory oh it's much too early to say that but thank you
00:00:39and you are only one of your biggest supporters are you gonna drink this or break the heart of
00:00:45one of your donors excuse me for a second
00:01:07let's go upstairs together handsome let me take care of you what are you talking about
00:01:13don't deny it you need me baby
00:01:22oh baby we just don't hear him we'll be in our room soon
00:01:26who the hell are you get away from me out of my way
00:01:32oh
00:01:55hey new intern are you serious this entrance is for wealthy political donors only
00:02:02the side door is for the help jesus that cheap dress might work on your corn farm but not here
00:02:08get out and go through the back i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:02:15just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign
00:02:21i don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate
00:02:24how garnish this is a senate campaign not a country bumpkin office you don't need a corn grower
00:02:31well i just fired an intern for hitting on our candidate so i needed someone to run errands
00:02:39excuse me we grow brussels sprouts not corn
00:02:44and i might not know a lot about the candidate but i really believe in his ideas excuse me
00:02:48intern not another word get lost
00:03:00you ruined my mink are you drunk
00:03:03oh my god
00:03:04on behalf of the campaign i apologize ma'am
00:03:08you clumsy hick
00:03:10you will not keep your job after this
00:03:12i'm so sorry please don't fire me i i really want to work on this campaign
00:03:16i'll fix it i'll i'll clean the coat and the wig right now
00:03:19well what are you waiting for you dumb hick
00:03:23this is all your fault
00:03:25don't worry there's cleaning spies upstairs
00:03:28stay out of this maid fix it in turn or you're fired
00:03:38thank you but where are the cleaning supplies you heard what she said if i can't get these clean
00:03:43i'll be fired i puts you into room 2809 it's empty go up there you'll be alone you're a lifesaver
00:03:50i'm sarah us working-class girls gotta stick together right i'm stephanie you're right
00:03:57oh god i had a really tough day it's okay these rich people are ridiculous don't blame yourself
00:04:04that's why i'm interning on this campaign to stand up for people like us
00:04:09i just wish i fit in better amen girl and
00:04:15look at you you look like you fit right in
00:04:25hi i'm a wealthy socialite i eat caviar not doritos i totally belong here
00:04:31hey i gotta run but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809
00:04:37call me if you need me good luck thanks again see you later
00:04:58is somebody here is somebody in there
00:05:10oh sorry um god he's so hot
00:05:19are you okay
00:05:21are you okay
00:05:24oh
00:07:28Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:31If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:33No, I did fix it.
00:07:34It's right here.
00:07:37It doesn't matter.
00:07:39You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:42A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so today's your last
00:07:48day.
00:07:48A little trash girl.
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please.
00:07:51I really want this job.
00:07:56Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him, but he'll be here soon,
00:08:01so be ready.
00:08:03He's never late.
00:08:05I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:08He wouldn't.
00:08:09He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:11Stop gossiping.
00:08:12Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:15Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:18No, no, no, no.
00:08:32Hello, I'm gonna talk to you later on.
00:08:48Have you been drunk?
00:08:52you gotta be kidding me the man i slept with is the candidate hello miss thank god he didn't
00:08:59recognize me i fucked up if anyone finds out i slept with him it'll be a scandal have we met
00:09:11miss absolutely never sarah's a new intern from some farmland i don't think she's cut out for this
00:09:22something's familiar about her oh my god he recognizes me i'm in so much trouble sir i
00:09:28think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough
00:09:32glad to have you on my team sarah thank god he didn't recognize me
00:09:40he's way out of your league farm girl stay away from him he'd never go for a poor farm girl
00:09:47like you so
00:09:47don't even think about it hey something happened last night
00:09:53emergency meeting let's go no intern's allowed get me a coffee with non-fat dairy-free oat-free oat milk
00:10:06sir what happened you disappeared from the fundraiser last night it's hazy but i think
00:10:13some of the events slipped something in my drink it's foggy but i spent the night with a woman who
00:10:20you slept with someone and she drugged you she was it was a setup oh god a sex scandal will
00:10:28sink
00:10:28this campaign the slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator are you okay
00:10:42no no i don't remember much but the girl i was with last night isn't like that she's a good
00:10:47person
00:10:49you're being naive okay this is dirty politics your enemies will do anything to entrap
00:10:54and ruin you she's not like that no one's gonna find out there will be no scandal
00:11:06no one will find out senator hester is about to do a press conference attacking you
00:11:16i will protect your second amendment
00:11:19just have your coffee
00:11:19you get a bazooka you get a bazooka you get a bazooka you get a bazooka it's your god-given
00:11:26right and us men we know how to safely handle fire arms oh shit
00:11:35gotcha i did that on purpose where was i oh my opponent christopher stent
00:11:42laid with a prostitute last night what i'm not a prostitute this indecent
00:11:51immoral and premaritable sex will have him burn in hell for all eternity
00:11:58he's lying i didn't sleep with a prostitute he has no proof
00:12:02i have proof that my opponent christopher stent slept with a hooker last night
00:12:11oh no he got a photo of us in bed
00:12:15he has a photo we're doomed
00:12:22oh no he got a photo of us in bed
00:12:27oh god you useless intern i'm so sorry i'll clean that up
00:12:32and i have proof that my opponent christopher stent slept with a prostitute last night
00:12:44thank goodness that isn't a photo of me
00:12:46wait a second that is not the woman i slept with last night she was much more beautiful
00:12:53that stupid farm girl smirk off your face i'm sorry i'll get out
00:12:59sir this is bad it doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute or whoever she was
00:13:04if we can't prove it wasn't a fake then it'll sink and ruin the campaign
00:13:11wait the girl last night gave me her phone number
00:13:28the annoying farm girl intern
00:13:31she's your one night stand
00:13:32please no
00:13:34you can't sleep with your intern it'll be a massive scandal
00:13:37no sorry it's just my mom calling
00:13:39i knew it
00:13:40the boss would never be with someone as lonely as them
00:13:44get out intern
00:13:45you don't belong in this high level meeting anyway
00:13:49hi mom one second
00:13:53damn
00:13:55she didn't pick up
00:13:56good
00:13:57don't talk to her
00:13:59your one night stand was probably a spy sent by senator hustler to entrap you
00:14:04sir the center is all over tv spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute
00:14:09and they'll believe him
00:14:10and we'll lose this election
00:14:12okay unless we can prove it's a lie
00:14:14how can i if the girl i was really with won't answer my calls
00:14:19wait
00:14:20there must be security camera footage proving that i didn't go in the room with that prostitute
00:14:26yes of course
00:14:28we'll get that hotel security camera footage
00:14:30ASAP
00:14:38we'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute
00:14:41and maybe
00:14:41we'll see the woman i was really with last night too
00:14:44you'll see i'm who he was with
00:14:49you're on your phone
00:14:51again
00:14:52go get me a muffin
00:14:54cinnamon raisin
00:14:56no raisins
00:14:57and make sure it's gluten free
00:14:59i was just calling in your order
00:15:01no
00:15:01actually
00:15:05stephanie this is um sarah we met
00:15:08i remember you
00:15:09what's up girl
00:15:10um
00:15:11is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from
00:15:15floor 28 and delete it
00:15:17where's my muffin intern
00:15:19i'm still placing the order
00:15:22delete the footage
00:15:24may i ask why
00:15:25i know it's a lot to ask um i'll explain later but it's an emergency
00:15:29us working class girls gotta look out for each other right
00:15:31staff in the security room with my friend
00:15:34i got it
00:15:35thank you thank you thank you
00:15:37my people are arriving at the hotel we'll have that footage in no time
00:15:41come on stephanie delete that footage fast or i'm in trouble
00:15:48hey sarah right sorry i haven't had a chance to get to talk to you um it's been a crazy
00:15:52day
00:15:53that's okay
00:15:54i swear it's not usually like this but i would love to hear your position on my campaign platform
00:16:00don't waste your time talking to an unqualified corn growing intern who doesn't know the first
00:16:05thing about politics senator hasler's all about the politics of anger but tofer isn't he doesn't
00:16:10name call or put people down so you shouldn't either and for the last time my family grows brussels sprouts
00:16:18bravo bravo that's the right attitude
00:16:21think about learning some tips from her she's a lot smarter than you give her credit for
00:16:27what but she's
00:16:32i would love to get to know you
00:16:36sir our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage
00:16:43don't worry sir we're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage
00:16:47any second now go ahead what the footage was deleted
00:16:53with the footage gone no one will find out we slept together not even him i'm in the clear i'll
00:17:00figure
00:17:01out something to disprove the senator's lies sir speaking of me have you decided who you want
00:17:11to be your assistant god he's so hot but i need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else
00:17:18happens
00:17:18between us no sir she's unqualified she doesn't know anything about politics she's nobody this
00:17:31is her last day actually she's exactly what i need oh no not me you're my new assistant sarah
00:17:40you're ready we're gonna be spending a lot more time together
00:17:46so much for staying away from him you little hick
00:17:53how did you get him to promote you over me
00:17:59the candidates schedule and speeches for the upcoming week policy positions memorize all of it
00:18:04there's a false rumor going around that the candidates slept with a prostitute if anyone
00:18:10finds out that he is intimate with an intern it's game over for all of us so keep it professional
00:18:16i believe in this campaign i won't jeopardize it that's why i stole the footage because you
00:18:22accidentally slept with your senate candidate boss i didn't know that it was him and he thought i was
00:18:28just some rich snob lady oh my god you like him i get it he's freaking hot and successful i
00:18:38know but
00:18:39he doesn't know that it was me and if word ever got out that he slept with his aunt don't
00:18:45worry
00:18:45the footage is gone and your hot little secret's safe crisis averted my opponent christopher
00:18:54standard is a lying scandal in this election i will prove it vote for me what the hell is he
00:19:01talking
00:19:01about he's just making up this story about the candidates sleeping with a hooker last night
00:19:06what he called you a hooker no not me but he has this photo of a woman in a red
00:19:13dress leaning on
00:19:14topher and it's all a lie he's just framing him i actually saw your boss last night with a woman
00:19:21in
00:19:21a red dress what i was there and he definitely didn't take that woman to his room you were the
00:19:29only one stop i will after you give me all the dirty little details
00:19:43just avoid being alone with topher
00:19:47he's in his office go on in oh no i don't want to interrupt
00:19:58morning sir your coffee sarah please call me topher
00:20:05ah just what i needed well i want to give you what you need
00:20:12it's my job as your assistant may i say you're excelling at it
00:20:19seem nervous i'm not that scary am i no i um senator hustler is just
00:20:27saying you were with the hooker it's a lie it's so frustrating that's what my opponent does
00:20:35he lies but do you know why we're gonna win because we have the truth on our side don't we
00:20:42sarah
00:20:43the prostitute story won't hold up because it isn't true so all we have to do is just smile take
00:20:51a
00:20:52breath it's okay perfect just like that what are you doing here farm girl the hooker story isn't
00:21:08going away senator hustler is about to give a press conference attacking you but politics isn't about
00:21:14proof intern it's about stories okay and senator's telling a pretty juicy one
00:21:20who ever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us
00:21:24the senator is lying let's go confront him i'll do it myself no sir it's politically dangerous
00:21:31i'm not worried let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story behind us
00:21:38and put this nonsense story behind us yeah make the bully say his lies right to your face
00:21:45let the adults take it from here for a girl let you know if the candidate needs another coffee wait
00:21:51sir we gotta go now i think sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp i'm not forgetting about her
00:21:59come on i want you with me
00:22:01all right
00:22:10stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted he slept with a hooker
00:22:24excuse me senator you're gonna lie about me say to my face oh the immoral man who slept with hook
00:22:33has arrived i did no such thing a photo in the elevator is not proof senator
00:22:38i think you should mention proof because it's showtime
00:22:42bring in the hooker
00:22:47you screwed up
00:22:50this horndog christopher stinnett hates yours truly for sex
00:22:56that door
00:22:59she's lying i didn't sleep with her
00:23:01i was with someone else well we can't prove it
00:23:04damn it i deleted the footage that would prove it
00:23:07i gotta do something
00:23:08where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her
00:23:11would you excuse me for a minute
00:23:12get out intern let the grown-ups work
00:23:17christopher
00:23:18what do you have to say now you shameless sex creep
00:23:22she didn't sleep with me she drugged me
00:23:25that's a lie
00:23:26you were sober
00:23:28didn't even need viagra baby
00:23:33likely stories
00:23:34stinnett
00:23:36admit it admit you paid for sex
00:23:39i don't lie to the public
00:23:41i'm like you senator
00:23:42i'm honest
00:23:44baby i know you can't forget all the nasty things you did in bed
00:23:50boy you better say what little dignity you have left me
00:23:53drop out of the race
00:23:56i'm fighting for working people
00:23:59i'm not giving up
00:23:59especially not because of a lie
00:24:08i don't know you stop
00:24:10oh come on you know me
00:24:12i'm like that big booty last night
00:24:15slap it again
00:24:17absolutely not
00:24:18it's a lie
00:24:20oh we can see it all now
00:24:22tofa you have been exposed
00:24:24as a d and c
00:24:26dirty sex creep
00:24:27now drop out of the race
00:24:29now
00:24:32not so fast
00:24:38it's you
00:24:40who the hell are you
00:24:41who the hell are you
00:24:45you didn't sleep with him last night
00:24:50i did
00:24:51and i can prove it
00:24:56and i've got the proof
00:24:58who the hell are you
00:25:00blondie
00:25:01you're lying
00:25:02are you sure about that
00:25:04who the hell is this
00:25:06get her out of here
00:25:07this is my event
00:25:09no
00:25:10don't know her
00:25:11she works at the hotel she saw everything
00:25:13that's right
00:25:14i was on duty that night
00:25:15and i saw that woman try to seduce mr stinnett in the hallway
00:25:19but she failed
00:25:21he pushed her off and went into his room
00:25:23and she headed to the elevator
00:25:25stinnett
00:25:25how much did you pay
00:25:27to a random maid to testify for you
00:25:30i told the truth
00:25:32and your photos can prove i was there
00:25:37look
00:25:38there i am in your photos
00:25:40drugging a man is a felony
00:25:43so the question is
00:25:44why did you do it
00:25:46and why are you lying about sleeping with him
00:25:51this wasn't part of the deal
00:25:52shut up candy
00:25:53gee senator
00:25:54you're such a moral family values man
00:25:57why are you on a first name basis with a sex worker
00:26:03screw you
00:26:05i'm out of here
00:26:06you get your ass back
00:26:12is it true mr stinnett
00:26:14you spent the night with this woman
00:26:15you slept with a random stranger
00:26:17i can't let his campaign fail because of me
00:26:19i have to do something
00:26:22i will help you save the campaign
00:26:23but i need you to trust me
00:26:25ok
00:26:34random stranger
00:26:35well i'm hardly a stranger to tophar
00:26:38my name is beth
00:26:40i'm his fiancee
00:26:44my name is beth
00:26:45i'm his fiancee
00:26:49beth
00:26:50who are you
00:26:51where where are you from
00:26:52what's your last name
00:26:53beth is a wealthy heiress
00:26:55she's a private person
00:26:57i'm running it for office
00:26:58not her
00:26:59thank you all
00:27:07hell yes
00:27:08we just dodged a scandal
00:27:09thanks to her
00:27:10beth you saved mine
00:27:11where the hell is sarah
00:27:12if that intern abandoned her post again
00:27:14we need to finally fire her
00:27:17you're engaged now
00:27:18as beth
00:27:20i didn't know what to do
00:27:22i didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed
00:27:25i mean that was terrifying
00:27:27i can't do it again
00:27:28i thought my heart was gonna explode
00:27:30but it's sexy
00:27:32and don't worry
00:27:33the elections in a week
00:27:34you won't have to do it again
00:27:35you're fine
00:27:36you snuck off to be with the filthy hotel mates
00:27:38filthy hotel mate just saved your boss's ass bitch
00:27:43there you are
00:27:44did you see it
00:27:44i did see it sir it was great
00:27:46no
00:27:47you didn't
00:27:48you weren't even there
00:27:49you're lucky the real campaign staff like me
00:27:52managed to bring beth in the hotel maid to fix it
00:27:56topher
00:27:57just fire her already
00:27:58what no
00:27:59why would he fire me
00:28:00i'm the one who set it up
00:28:02i called beth
00:28:03i mean i didn't
00:28:04i i actually
00:28:05did
00:28:06sarah
00:28:07if you're the one who called beth
00:28:08you just saved my ass
00:28:10what
00:28:12sarah's lying she
00:28:13she did it
00:28:14no i did
00:28:15i did it to help mr stinnett
00:28:18to help topher
00:28:19she just brought my campaign back from the dead
00:28:31i had it all planned
00:28:35we catched it
00:28:36with the hooker i hired
00:28:38and that damn
00:28:40rich
00:28:41blonde bitch
00:28:42ruined it
00:28:43oh
00:28:44robbie loved that
00:28:45i want her
00:28:46investigated
00:28:48and deep fucking destroyed
00:28:50dead destroyed
00:28:50sir
00:28:51i can't find any information on her
00:28:54it's like beth just she just doesn't exist
00:28:56that's not impossible
00:28:58she
00:29:00you're right bobby boy
00:29:03she doesn't exist
00:29:07dani
00:29:07tell him the good news
00:29:08we're back in a close race
00:29:10if we keep fighting and avoid scandals
00:29:12we can win this election
00:29:15and
00:29:15and
00:29:16it's all thanks to our candidates new fiancee beth
00:29:19we all owe a huge thanks
00:29:21to the best campaign intern
00:29:23and assistant i could have ever asked for
00:29:26when this campaign ship was sinking
00:29:28you helped to keep afloat
00:29:30there was nothing really
00:29:33sarah saved us all
00:29:34i need to get a more lawyer to turn him against the farm bitch
00:29:37all right everyone back to work
00:29:40topher
00:29:41sir
00:29:42can i talk to you for a second
00:29:45really sarah
00:29:46you saved me
00:29:47and i'll never forget it
00:29:50i want to personally thank you
00:29:51topher
00:29:53senator hesler is claiming that your fiancee beth is some actress that you hired
00:29:58he's saying that it's all just a giant lie
00:30:00we have to get beth in a public interview
00:30:02damn
00:30:04beth is a mysterious woman
00:30:07i don't know if she'll want to go out publicly but
00:30:09i'll call her and give her a try
00:30:17she's not picking up
00:30:19sarah you've tried to get beth before
00:30:21can you try to call her again
00:30:23sarah you've tried to get beth before
00:30:25can you try to call her again
00:30:26sarah please call her right now
00:30:28no i can't pretend to be beth again
00:30:30it's too risky
00:30:31i'll do my best
00:30:32she's useless
00:30:33i told you
00:30:35she doesn't even know beth
00:30:36no time topher
00:30:37we need to get beth involved publicly
00:30:39ASAP
00:30:40give us beth's number
00:30:42we'll track her location
00:30:43drag her ass here
00:30:45no
00:30:47i'm not gonna treat beth like that
00:30:48i'm here to protect her
00:30:49even if it hurts my campaign
00:30:51it won't just hurt our campaign
00:30:54it'll destroy it
00:30:55this isn't your campaign rebecca
00:30:58it's mine
00:31:00and you work
00:31:01for me
00:31:10what are you smiling at farm girl
00:31:13smiling because
00:31:15topher put your ego in its place
00:31:17you bitch
00:31:19i don't know how
00:31:21but i know
00:31:22that the scandal with beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault
00:31:26my fault
00:31:27i'm the one who called beth to the event and saved us
00:31:30you're such a liar
00:31:31beth is a beautiful
00:31:34classy rich woman
00:31:36you
00:31:37are a
00:31:38poor
00:31:39dirty farm girl
00:31:41you don't know beth
00:31:43and when the candidate finds out that you lied about it
00:31:48i'll make sure he fires you
00:31:53i can't be beth in public
00:31:55it's too risky
00:31:56but what if topher loses the campaign
00:31:59i cannot ruin his career
00:32:03the center is telling the media that
00:32:05that isn't real
00:32:06we need her
00:32:07she didn't pick up the phone
00:32:08sarah where's sarah
00:32:10she said she could contact beth
00:32:12as if
00:32:16think about it
00:32:17how does a poor intern who just arrived off bus from cornfield
00:32:21know a beautiful wealthy city heiress
00:32:24i wonder that too
00:32:26if she can't get beth to come today
00:32:28fire her
00:32:29for lying
00:32:30i'll fire her if she lied to us
00:32:33beth
00:32:39hi i'm rebecca
00:32:41it's so great to meet you
00:32:42may i call you beth
00:32:45topher
00:32:45i wasn't sure if i should come
00:32:47but sarah convinced me to
00:32:48i knew sarah would come through
00:32:51topher
00:32:52i hope you understand why i've been distant
00:32:55you're running a campaign
00:32:56and i'm a private person
00:32:58i don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with
00:33:01we need her
00:33:03the center is telling the world that she doesn't exist
00:33:06unless you do a joint tv interview
00:33:08the scandal will ruin our campaign
00:33:10you need me
00:33:12on live tv
00:33:14i can't do it
00:33:15i won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera
00:33:18it would be a disaster
00:33:21it's your choice
00:33:22this is all sarah's fault
00:33:23by the way where is that dirty farm girl
00:33:28she's late
00:33:29screw it
00:33:31i have to fire her
00:33:32enough
00:33:32rebecca
00:33:33i don't like the way you talk about sarah
00:33:36she may just be a working class girl from a farm
00:33:39but she's a hard worker
00:33:40not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like this
00:33:44excuse me i
00:33:45you heard what i said
00:33:47back off
00:33:49and that's a good lesson for rebecca to learn
00:33:51i'm sorry to ask
00:33:53but i need you
00:33:56tophar
00:33:58if it helps your candidacy
00:34:00i will do the interview
00:34:02yeah i'll script the whole thing
00:34:03tell you exactly what to say on tv
00:34:05this interview will save my campaign
00:34:08or if i don't handle it perfectly
00:34:10i'll be exposed
00:34:11and you'll lose the election in the landslide
00:34:13well i've got a meeting scheduled so i must go
00:34:16but see you then
00:34:18see
00:34:19where is she always running off to
00:34:24okay i have all her lines memorized
00:34:27me too
00:34:27i mean i helped beth
00:34:30memorize everything
00:34:30good but
00:34:31with the interview soon where's beth
00:34:33mr stinnett
00:34:34is your fiance here yet
00:34:35we're live in five minutes
00:34:37any second now
00:34:40i'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:34:44did you gossip about me with beth
00:34:46you shameless bitch
00:34:49you're trying to sabotage me with a candidate
00:34:52no
00:34:52rebecca i don't have time to argue with you
00:34:54i just need to use the ladies
00:34:56hold it in
00:34:57this isn't your corn farm
00:34:59you can't just go pee in the dirt
00:35:00whenever you feel like it
00:35:02you're not going anywhere
00:35:03we're live in four minutes
00:35:05if beth isn't here by then
00:35:07i'm reporting that your fiancee ditched you
00:35:10you'll take the blame farm girl
00:35:11if beth doesn't show
00:35:13it's your fault
00:35:14mr stinnett where is beth
00:35:22you're not going anywhere
00:35:24if beth doesn't show up for the interview
00:35:26you're gonna be here to take the blame
00:35:29you can't sneak away this time
00:35:32becca
00:35:33beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and sarah
00:35:37what? beth said that?
00:35:39she isn't even here
00:35:40you see sarah is ignorant and dumb
00:35:44sarah is brilliant and perfect
00:35:47and beautiful
00:35:48and she deserves to be here just like anyone else
00:35:51beautiful?
00:35:53i
00:35:54well fix your attitude rebecca
00:35:58thank you tophar
00:35:59thank you tophar i mean
00:36:00sir
00:36:02do you really think i'm beautiful?
00:36:05i should have said that
00:36:06but yes
00:36:07i do think you're beautiful
00:36:09i barely know beth
00:36:11posing as my fiancee was just to avoid a scandal
00:36:14honestly i'd much rather be on an interview stage with you by my side
00:36:18not her
00:36:20tophar
00:36:21i know
00:36:22i have to worry about the election
00:36:24for one more week i'll pretend to be with beth
00:36:27after that all bets are off
00:36:30three minutes to air
00:36:32where's beth?
00:36:33i'll go get her
00:36:38my name is beth
00:36:39and tophar and i started dating five months ago
00:36:47just breathe
00:36:49if i can herd cattle
00:36:50i can manage a simple tv interview
00:36:54one minute left
00:37:06come on beth
00:37:07let's go introduce the world on tv
00:37:15my campaign manager told me exactly what to say
00:37:19this will be a breeze
00:37:23we meet the mysterious beth
00:37:26fiance of senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor
00:37:29Christopher Stinnett
00:37:31tell us beth
00:37:32how did you two meet?
00:37:33okay
00:37:34just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted for us
00:37:37well it's been a whirlwind
00:37:39we started dating about five months ago
00:37:41we met at a political event
00:37:44that bar girl bitch intern sarah disappeared again
00:37:47quiet
00:37:47tophar and beth are doing great
00:37:49sarah's the one who got beth here
00:37:51beyond politics
00:37:52what do you love about beth?
00:37:54it's a person
00:37:56shit
00:37:56i forgot to write an answer to that question
00:37:59come on tophar
00:38:01shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiance
00:38:04what do you love about beth?
00:38:08shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiance
00:38:11what do you love about beth?
00:38:13my fiance is so modest
00:38:15we're not used to being in public together
00:38:18you can answer i won't be embarrassed
00:38:21i don't know anything about beth
00:38:23i need to think about someone i know and have actual feelings for
00:38:26where's sarah?
00:38:29mr stinnett
00:38:32what do i love about her?
00:38:34she has an upbeat and optimistic personality
00:38:38she's charming and funny
00:38:40but passionate about the things we both care about
00:38:44she's beautiful
00:38:46and humble
00:38:48sarah is
00:38:49you're talking about me?
00:38:50sarah
00:38:50the real me
00:38:51did i say sarah?
00:38:53sarah is my middle name
00:38:55that's right
00:38:56beth sarah
00:38:58of course i was talking about beth
00:39:00my fiance
00:39:01well same question for you beth
00:39:03we know christopher the politician
00:39:06tell us what you love about the man
00:39:09we know christopher the politician
00:39:11tell us what you love about the man
00:39:15beth is a private person
00:39:17i don't want to put her on the spot
00:39:18well this is a public tv interview
00:39:20it's expected that she'll talk about your relationship
00:39:24no i don't think she has to
00:39:25no i don't mind
00:39:26what do i love about Topher?
00:39:30there's something special about him
00:39:32yes he is
00:39:35successful
00:39:36and
00:39:38handsome
00:39:39powerful
00:39:39but
00:39:41unlike other men like that
00:39:43he's also kind
00:39:45he has a big heart
00:39:47he sees people for
00:39:49who they are
00:39:50regardless of
00:39:52wealth or status
00:39:54he respects and listens to everyone
00:39:58even his interns
00:40:00he makes them feel good
00:40:03we have a surprise
00:40:05mr. synod's opponent in this election
00:40:07senator hesler is called into our program
00:40:10senator welcome
00:40:11this is an interview between myself and my fiancee
00:40:14we didn't discuss having my opponent
00:40:16what's the matter boy
00:40:18afraid to speak to me in front of the voters
00:40:23no
00:40:23of course not
00:40:25welcome senator hesler
00:40:27do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancee beth
00:40:31i do
00:40:31it's funny
00:40:32beth claims to be an heir as a political donor but i've been in politics a long time and neither
00:40:38i nor anyone i know has ever heard of her
00:40:41she's a private person senator
00:40:43i want the opportunity to meet her in person
00:40:46i want the opportunity to meet her in person
00:40:47politics can be sooo next
00:40:50but let's have a night where it isn't
00:40:53there is a non-partum
00:40:54charity fundraiser tomorrow night
00:40:57i'll be there
00:40:58bring your fiancee beth along
00:41:00i've never been to a black tie event before
00:41:03the senator will expose you
00:41:05unless you're afraid to be together in public
00:41:08of course not
00:41:09beth will join me
00:41:14absolutely
00:41:24how am i gonna pull this off i have never been to a black tie event
00:41:28it'll be fun
00:41:29the booze is free
00:41:31i'm excited to go out with him
00:41:33but not as beth i won't know how to act
00:41:35i mean do i put my pinky out when i'm sipping champagne
00:41:38only if you're the queen of england or something
00:41:41you will be fine
00:41:43what are you so worried about
00:41:44i just don't want to hurt tophar
00:41:46or his campaign
00:41:47wow you've got a bad form huh
00:41:51a knight on the arm of your handsome crush
00:41:54and you get to dress up
00:41:55and eat caviar
00:41:57and finally see how the other half lives
00:42:00i'm jealous
00:42:02you're gonna need a fancy dress
00:42:07yes
00:42:07are you serious
00:42:07good thing i swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel
00:42:10a rich guest left it
00:42:12i got you covered
00:42:23yes
00:42:28that's one
00:42:29tophar darling another glass of champagne
00:42:32yes girl make him work for it
00:42:34think you like it?
00:42:35like it? he'll be drooling
00:42:39sarah!
00:42:40it's me tophar
00:42:41i know it's late but i need to see you
00:42:43he's here to see me?
00:42:45but he can't see me like this
00:42:48sarah
00:42:49the most eligible bachelor in the state
00:42:52is outside your door looking for you
00:42:56not tophar
00:42:57hold on please
00:42:58but he can't see me as beth
00:43:00so i just need you to go distract him
00:43:03i brought you something
00:43:04i'll just leave it outside for you here
00:43:10i'll see you tomorrow sarah
00:43:11just one second
00:43:12what has gone into you?
00:43:16i'm in but distract him
00:43:18okay
00:43:21sarah
00:43:21oh
00:43:23hi
00:43:23you're from the hotel
00:43:25stephanie right?
00:43:26yes yes
00:43:27sarah will be out in a second
00:43:28i was just leaving
00:43:30have fun you two
00:43:37what was that?
00:43:38is everything okay?
00:43:43wow
00:43:43i told you i'd be done in a second
00:43:45i heard a crash
00:43:47i thought you might be hurt
00:43:51what are you doing here?
00:43:52i uh...
00:43:54i could make something up
00:43:55and say i needed help with a draft of my speech
00:43:58but i don't
00:44:00i came here to see you
00:44:03i'm very thankful for all the help you've done
00:44:05with my campaign
00:44:07beth would have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her
00:44:10you were pretty convincing all on your own
00:44:12i wish i could say what i came here to say
00:44:16but i have a fake fiancee
00:44:19and after the election when there's no worries about scandal
00:44:23let's revisit this conversation
00:44:25okay
00:44:27good luck at the event tomorrow
00:44:29i won't need luck if you're there
00:44:33it's a black tie
00:44:34i thought you might need something to wear
00:44:43Topher, this is gorgeous
00:44:47but i shouldn't be there as your intern
00:44:49you're my assistant
00:44:51i need you there with me
00:44:53i want to thank you and beth together
00:44:57goodnight sarah
00:44:58me
00:45:01and beth
00:45:02in the same room?
00:45:09okay, piece of cake
00:45:11just have to be two people in the same place tonight
00:45:13sarah, the campaign intern
00:45:15and beth, the heiress fiancee
00:45:18dumb hick
00:45:18where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:21you snuck away again
00:45:23i don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca
00:45:25but didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:29nice? how the hell am i supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:33look at this knock-off dress
00:45:34let me see this cheap
00:45:36it isn't cheap, so don't touch it
00:45:40too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:42how the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:45we are days out from an election and you're stealing?
00:45:49if anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal
00:45:51i didn't steal it, it was a gift
00:45:54haha, from who?
00:45:56special man in my life
00:45:58what, do you think you're cinderella?
00:46:00get lost, intern, he's coming over to talk to me about how hot i look
00:46:05looking very handsome tonight, sir
00:46:08should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:13wow, sarah, you look beautiful
00:46:17excuse me, she stole that dress
00:46:21she stole that dress
00:46:23it's not stealing, it's a gift
00:46:28what?
00:46:30who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:33am i not in my right mind?
00:46:35i bought it for sarah
00:46:37what?
00:46:49looky looky, the sex creep candidate
00:46:54flirting with the pull
00:46:56young intern behind his fiance's back
00:47:00and speaking of your fiance
00:47:02i'm gonna go change into bath, Topher
00:47:04just hang on
00:47:05your concern for my personal life is touching, senator
00:47:09my fiance will be right here
00:47:11isn't that right?
00:47:15mr stinnett, where's your lovely fiance?
00:47:18yes, and when exactly are you gonna be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:22yeah, Topher?
00:47:24where is she?
00:47:26your woman isn't here in five seconds
00:47:28you will be destroyed, i'm telling you
00:47:40darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:44darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:45only a little, darling fiance
00:47:47shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:54i have been dying to meet you, Beth
00:48:00i think you're a fraud
00:48:02and i'm gonna be watching you all night long
00:48:06like a hawk
00:48:08oh shit, what am i supposed to do during a five course meal?
00:48:11why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:14ladies and gentlemen
00:48:16as your senator i am proud
00:48:18to be raising money for
00:48:21for
00:48:23my bobby boy
00:48:24on the family community council
00:48:26yes
00:48:27family values
00:48:29which my opponent stinnett has none of
00:48:32first a prostitute
00:48:33and then a sudden fiance
00:48:36we know nothing about
00:48:39senator
00:48:40this isn't a political event
00:48:43it's charity
00:48:45leave the nasty politics aside for the night
00:48:49i'm sorry you have to sleep without the night
00:48:52it's okay
00:48:53just pluck my nose when i'm around
00:48:56smart
00:48:56his odors legendary
00:49:00Beth!
00:49:02you're an heiress
00:49:04and a political donor?
00:49:07hmm
00:49:08funny
00:49:08politics is such a small world after all
00:49:13and i have never seen or heard of you until now
00:49:17it's funny
00:49:19i hadn't heard of you either
00:49:20until you started attacking the rights of women and working people
00:49:24a wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette
00:49:29ha!
00:49:32Beth are you alright?
00:49:34of course she knows
00:49:37it's the fort
00:49:38don't go church stinnett
00:49:39a rich heiress who doesn't know
00:49:43which is the salad fork
00:49:44what else are you hiding?
00:49:48senator
00:49:49these elitist banquets are a little pretentious
00:49:52i may be rich but
00:49:54in my heart i'm working class
00:49:57the kind of people who don't give a damn much fork to use
00:50:02like christopher
00:50:04i support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people
00:50:08not the elites like you are senator
00:50:11ha ha ha
00:50:12nice try girl
00:50:13my name is beth
00:50:15not girl
00:50:16i'm an independent woman who thinks for myself
00:50:19the kind of women you fear
00:50:21because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election
00:50:26damn beth well played
00:50:28this is outrageous
00:50:30this is a charity event
00:50:32this is not a woman's right
00:50:34feminist nazi gathering
00:50:37if you're so rich
00:50:39where did you get your money?
00:50:42i wanna see your taxes
00:50:43i wanna see your birth certificate
00:50:45and i demand
00:50:47to know anything
00:50:48lady
00:50:50is done with your sexist interrogation senator
00:50:54come on my lady
00:50:56let's dance
00:51:01sorry
00:51:03i know this is one you signed up for but
00:51:05i really appreciate it
00:51:06it's okay
00:51:08i'm having fun with you
00:51:15is something wrong?
00:51:17i'm sorry beth
00:51:18i really appreciate you signed up
00:51:20to be my fake fiance in order to save my campaign
00:51:23but i had my heart set on someone else
00:51:26someone i have really real feelings for
00:51:28maybe even love
00:51:30who is it?
00:51:32i shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal
00:51:34the senator in press would devour me
00:51:37because she's my intern
00:51:39i think i'm in love with my assistant sarah
00:51:43really?
00:51:49oh my god he loves me
00:51:51what?
00:51:52should i tell him i feel the same way?
00:51:55well
00:51:56i know sarah
00:51:58and i'm certain that she feels the same about you
00:52:01oh beth that's the best news i've ever heard
00:52:03do you know where sarah is?
00:52:05um i need to talk to her
00:52:06i wanna talk to you um
00:52:09she wants to talk to you too
00:52:12she'll meet you in your office after this event
00:52:15perfect
00:52:16thank you beth
00:52:20oh sorry
00:52:28he loves me
00:52:29he loves me
00:52:31he loves me
00:52:31he loves me
00:52:32but how will he react when i tell him i've been pretending to be beth?
00:52:36will he hate me for it?
00:52:38sarah
00:52:41i need to see you
00:52:42me too
00:52:43topher i need to tell you something
00:52:45it's something that i've been meaning to tell you for a long time
00:52:48but
00:52:50not now guys
00:52:51yes now the intern can wait
00:52:52uh what is the intern doing here lonely with you?
00:52:55sarah and i need a few minutes alone to speak
00:52:57just give us a few minutes
00:52:58this is important
00:53:00a lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about
00:53:04you're rising fast in the polls and it's days before the election
00:53:06you're tied with senator hesler
00:53:08it's all thanks to your relationship with beth
00:53:10people love her
00:53:11she's our secret weapon
00:53:13seriously?
00:53:15people love me
00:53:16but not the real me
00:53:18the rich blonde they've been pretending to be
00:53:20politics is so ridiculous
00:53:23i see
00:53:23it's good news
00:53:25just give us a few minutes to talk
00:53:26no time
00:53:27we have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going
00:53:33wait
00:53:34we're not doing any press conferences i'll have a moment alone with sarah
00:53:37now
00:53:39jesus get your priorities straight
00:53:40what could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:51sarah i've been dying to get you alone for a moment
00:53:54too topher
00:53:54i know it's dangerous and scandalous but
00:53:57i need to tell you that i
00:54:02wait
00:54:11you're beth
00:54:12it's you
00:54:15it's you
00:54:17you're beth
00:54:18topher i wanted to tell you but i
00:54:20sarah
00:54:21beth
00:54:22whoever you are
00:54:23why?
00:54:24i had hardly left the farm my entire life before i came here
00:54:28but i came here because of you
00:54:30because i believed in your campaign
00:54:32you inspired me
00:54:34that doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite
00:54:36i wasn't pretending i was just having fun
00:54:39i didn't know it was you that night
00:54:40but then
00:54:43then we had that night together
00:54:45a beautiful magical night
00:54:50then i came to the office
00:54:52and you walked in
00:54:54and i knew that if anyone found out
00:54:56you weren't sleeping with your intern
00:54:58it would ruin my campaign
00:55:00i had to protect you topher
00:55:03so i pretended to be beth
00:55:08say something topher please
00:55:11i have feelings for you sarah
00:55:15i can't
00:55:16if anyone found out
00:55:17senator hesler used this information to destroy you
00:55:21it would ruin both of us
00:55:22i'm willing to take that risk
00:55:25but i can't
00:55:28i believe in you
00:55:29your campaign is too important
00:55:31i can't jeopardize it
00:55:33brother i love you
00:55:35no
00:55:36now if he gets intimate with his assistant
00:55:38it's game over for all of us
00:55:41so keep it professional
00:55:43please
00:55:56don't
00:55:56tell me about your rising polls
00:55:58come on the elections die
00:56:06what the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly
00:56:08it's nothing it's none of your business
00:56:13you're so important to him
00:56:17this is his speech
00:56:19make yourself useful
00:56:21and give it to him
00:56:23now
00:56:25hurry
00:56:30now you'll be fired
00:56:31hick
00:56:42it's just your speech
00:56:50thank you all for coming tonight
00:56:51i'm here to talk about an urgent issue
00:57:15you know
00:57:17i could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech like most politicians
00:57:22but i'm a different candidate
00:57:25so why don't we flip the script
00:57:27you ask me any question
00:57:29and i will answer
00:57:32any questions?
00:57:40this is a serious campaign
00:57:41to defeat an evil senator
00:57:44but how am i supposed to win
00:57:45if my own staff is sabotaging me
00:57:48with a blank speech
00:57:49who gave him the speech?
00:57:52who?
00:57:53farm girl did it
00:57:54i saw her give the speech to him
00:57:57no that's not true
00:57:58so you didn't give him the papers
00:58:00no! yes i did give him the papers
00:58:03are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:05are you working for senator Hessler?
00:58:08i didn't do the
00:58:09we have to fire her
00:58:10that's right
00:58:11fire the incompetent
00:58:14wait
00:58:16rebecca gave me the papers
00:58:17and told me to give them to him
00:58:20you pathetic lying hick
00:58:22i'm not a liar
00:58:23and stop calling me a hick
00:58:26enough
00:58:28i can't believe that sarah would do this
00:58:32she's a good person
00:58:33i want her to stick around no matter what
00:58:34she gave you the papers
00:58:36there's one easy way to prove this
00:58:38check the printer id
00:58:40see who's printing out these pages
00:58:42what? but
00:58:42but sarah did it i
00:58:44she did it
00:58:45case closed
00:58:46the end fire her
00:58:48case is closed rebecca
00:58:50your id code was used to print the pages out
00:58:55no i
00:58:57it's not what it looks like
00:58:58this is your final warning
00:59:01you do one more thing to ruin my campaign
00:59:03or demean sarah one more time
00:59:05and you're fired
00:59:08i need to speak with you
00:59:09alone
00:59:10tophar
00:59:12mr stinnett
00:59:14i can't
00:59:16i won't be the reason to stay in the election
00:59:18so
00:59:20let's keep it professional
00:59:22wait sarah
00:59:23sir
00:59:26you're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad
00:59:29forget about the intern
00:59:30we need to go
00:59:32now
00:59:33i'm only going
00:59:34if sarah goes
00:59:39why
00:59:41senator hesler's reckless i
00:59:44i mean radical ideas
00:59:47cut
00:59:48tophar what's going on
00:59:50i'm fine let's just go for another take
00:59:52what the hell did you do for him girl
00:59:54what did you say to him in his office
00:59:56for once in your life rebecca just leave me alone
00:59:58leave you alone
01:00:00i don't know what you did
01:00:02but i know that this is somehow your fault
01:00:04you screwed with the candidate's mind and now he's going to lose
01:00:07no i only want him to win
01:00:09well
01:00:10whatever you're doing you're doing a terrible job
01:00:12idiot
01:00:14action
01:00:14i'm christopher stinnett
01:00:16vote for me stinnett senate
01:00:19vote for the senate and i'm here to talk about
01:00:22i'll
01:00:24love
01:00:25love
01:00:25cut cut
01:00:28tophar what's going on
01:00:33why are you looking at an
01:00:35an intern
01:00:37it's just in it
01:00:39i'm here i just wanna see you do your best
01:00:42i know you can win this so
01:00:44well
01:00:45let's see it
01:00:46let's go
01:00:47again another take
01:00:52senator hesler runs on fear and hatred
01:00:56i'm a different kind of candidate
01:00:57i believe everyone deserves respect and admiration
01:01:01whether you're a high powered ceo
01:01:03or a working girl on a farm
01:01:04i believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions
01:01:08whether it's popular or not
01:01:11love conquers hate
01:01:12and love is worth taking this for
01:01:15this election
01:01:16don't let fear control you
01:01:18follow your heart
01:01:20vote for love
01:01:22i'm christopher stinnett
01:01:24and i approve this message
01:01:25cut
01:01:27that was fantastic
01:01:29bravo
01:01:32what's gotten into you man
01:01:36let's keep filming
01:01:37you can give orders to your intern later
01:01:39i'm tired of later
01:01:41i wanna talk now
01:01:44mr stinnett
01:01:45don't call me mr stinnett
01:01:46to you it's just over
01:01:51excuse me
01:01:52where are you going
01:01:54thank you
01:01:58before you say anything
01:02:00sarah i want you
01:02:03i need you
01:02:04dover what about the election
01:02:06screw politics
01:02:06you're more important
01:02:08i don't care how it affects the campaign
01:02:10i wanna be together
01:02:12for real
01:02:13if you do
01:02:14is
01:02:16well
01:02:25you
01:02:26do
01:02:28oh
01:02:28are you
01:02:35you
01:02:36are you
01:02:42are you
01:02:44are you
01:02:44are you
01:03:03That was so beautiful.
01:03:06Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:08For what?
01:03:09You've made me happy.
01:03:10Truly happy.
01:03:11I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:14I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:17I feel the same way.
01:03:19When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:24You will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:29We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:33Be careful.
01:03:36Ouch.
01:03:38Are you okay?
01:03:40Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:42Don't move.
01:03:45I don't want to let you get hurt again.
01:03:48It's not a big deal.
01:03:52Don't move.
01:04:08I don't care who sees us together.
01:04:09I'm still your intern.
01:04:11The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:19We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:21Damn.
01:04:22What's going on?
01:04:23Are you having an affair?
01:04:26Is there someone in here?
01:04:29I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:30Get out.
01:04:31This is a political campaign.
01:04:32There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:37Oh, sorry.
01:04:38Beth, I...
01:04:40Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:42What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:44Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:47Enough.
01:04:47Rebecca, get out.
01:04:49I apologize, sir.
01:04:51I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:54We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:58Did you hear that?
01:05:00It's a few more days without any scandals, and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:04You're going to call us for some celebration.
01:05:06Thanks, sir.
01:05:08Where were we?
01:05:14Farmer girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:18Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:20Excuse me?
01:05:22No, why would you fire me?
01:05:23I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:24I called Beth.
01:05:26Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:30Holy shit.
01:05:34Holy shit.
01:05:37You are Beth.
01:05:39Becca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:41You lying slut.
01:05:44I don't know how it works on the corn farm, but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:50Do you know what this means?
01:05:53A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:05:57This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:00Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:02Thank you for the reminder, but no one will know.
01:06:04What if you don't?
01:06:05How did a dumb, poor farm girl like you seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:14Did you drug him or something?
01:06:17He should have been mine.
01:06:18Let's keep your voice down.
01:06:21What is going on?
01:06:22I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:25I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:28Not only is it shocking, it'll end your career.
01:06:33I know that you do not care about her, so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:39I don't care about her.
01:06:43I love her.
01:06:47I don't care about her.
01:06:51I love her.
01:06:55Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:56What's going on here?
01:06:58Topher, I need your help finalizing this press release.
01:07:00Let's go.
01:07:02He should be mine.
01:07:04You stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:08For the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:12And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:14Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:17Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:21Oh no, poor girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:31I'm fine.
01:07:32I'm okay.
01:07:34Did you do this?
01:07:36What?
01:07:38No, of course not.
01:07:40I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:42If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:07:45I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:47I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:51I didn't.
01:07:52Enough!
01:07:54You're fired.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57That stupid bitch lied.
01:07:59No, Topher.
01:08:01You can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:08:04Yes, I can.
01:08:05You evil bitch.
01:08:07I'll make you pay.
01:08:10This is a big mistake.
01:08:15I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:17I know, Topher.
01:08:19But aren't you worried now that she knows
01:08:21that she's going to go and tell Senator Hesler and the media
01:08:24you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:26As long as I can be with you.
01:08:28What?
01:08:29Don't worry.
01:08:30Becca's just jealous.
01:08:32She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:35But I don't care about that right now.
01:08:37All I care about is you.
01:08:39Did you mean it?
01:08:41When you said that you loved me?
01:08:44Of course I did.
01:08:45I love you, Sarah.
01:08:49I love you too.
01:08:58Sarah, what do you think about this line for the debate tonight?
01:09:04I like it.
01:09:05I'm glad you liked it.
01:09:11I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow.
01:09:17And a debate against Hesler in a couple of hours.
01:09:20No more distractions.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:25Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:27Trust me, I'm going to rile that.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:30No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:09:32You're engaged to bet.
01:09:34I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways
01:09:36you look at your intern.
01:09:38She's not coming.
01:09:47When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:49In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:53Hate, right here.
01:09:54Get that?
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56Where's Sarah?
01:10:06Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stenet campaign.
01:10:09He's expecting me.
01:10:10Sarah, yes.
01:10:12Here you are.
01:10:15His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you out.
01:10:18Go away.
01:10:21But...
01:10:29Hi, I'm here for my fiancee's interview.
01:10:31My name's...
01:10:32I know you are.
01:10:33You're Beth, please.
01:10:34Go right in.
01:10:36Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:41Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:43You're my good luck, child.
01:10:48I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:49Sorry.
01:10:50Beth, I...
01:10:51Wait.
01:10:53Sarah?
01:10:54You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:56Oh my God.
01:10:58Beth doesn't even exist.
01:10:59It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:01Calm down.
01:11:03I ordered you not to come here.
01:11:06You're a scandal waiting to happen.
01:11:08We're in love.
01:11:09He wants me at this debate.
01:11:10You stupid.
01:11:11Hey!
01:11:13That's my girl.
01:11:15Your girl?
01:11:16Jesus, Tophar.
01:11:17This is a disaster.
01:11:19You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:23Dump her now, and kick her out, or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:31Sarah, the election is in two days.
01:11:34I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:37Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:39You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:41What?
01:11:42Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:45Good luck winning without me.
01:11:51Listen.
01:11:53Go out there.
01:11:55Kick Senator Hussler's back.
01:12:03Hey, warm slut.
01:12:06Becca, Tophar fired you.
01:12:08What are you doing?
01:12:08Are you didn't hear?
01:12:10I'm working for Senator Hussler.
01:12:12And I told him everything.
01:12:14How Tophar is sleeping with you, his intern.
01:12:20This debate is about to be a blast.
01:12:23Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:12:28You really are spineless.
01:12:29What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:32Try and fight me?
01:12:34No.
01:12:35I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:39We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hussler and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:47That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:54What video?
01:12:55If there was a video with an AI fake, you are really getting nasty in the dirt like a farm
01:13:07girl.
01:13:09You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:13And speaking of farm girls, you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:19Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:23You are having an unethical, immoral, disgusting, tall dream affair with one of your employees.
01:13:36Your intern!
01:13:38I...
01:13:39Hang on.
01:13:41No.
01:13:42This.
01:13:47What are you smiling about?
01:13:49Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:53Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:56But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:14:03So I prepared for this.
01:14:05You rang, Sarah?
01:14:07How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:11All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:22Candy.
01:14:23I mean, who are you?
01:14:24You have spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:28Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:33Aw, come on, Senator H.
01:14:36You know me.
01:14:37I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:42But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:48I am a religious, immoral family man, and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:15:03Now turn that damn thing off.
01:15:06We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:08Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:15:12His fiance isn't real.
01:15:15He lied.
01:15:16He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:19Christopher's in it.
01:15:20He slept with his intern.
01:15:22Then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiance was a social liar.
01:15:27Ha!
01:15:31I.
01:15:32After we destroy your life tonight, you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:37I.
01:15:38I, I, I, I.
01:15:40You lied!
01:15:41Admit it!
01:15:42And then drop out of this race in disgrace.
01:15:45Fool!
01:15:53You're right.
01:15:55I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:58You all deserve the truth straight from me.
01:16:02Scandal!
01:16:04Godless, unethical, immoral, lying!
01:16:08S.O.B.
01:16:10I did lie.
01:16:11But the difference between us, you lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:18I did it for love.
01:16:22Sarah, I love you.
01:16:24And I want everyone to know it.
01:16:26I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:16:30Will you please come onto the debate stage with me?
01:16:33He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:36Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:37I can do this.
01:16:39For Topher.
01:16:45What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:48This is a TPD, a televised political debate.
01:16:52You can't bring pride.
01:16:53You think all women are objects?
01:16:56Sarah is not a promise.
01:17:00This is highly irregular.
01:17:02This is cheating.
01:17:03This is rigging the election.
01:17:05And this girl's got no business.
01:17:07No.
01:17:08My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:11You want to talk about rights?
01:17:13You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:17You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:17:21Shut up.
01:17:22Sit down, woman.
01:17:24No.
01:17:25I'm showing you what it's like to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you, you sexist
01:17:31girl.
01:17:32Give him hell, babe.
01:17:34I'm not his intern.
01:17:36I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:40What?
01:17:40When I first met this woman, there was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:45I didn't know she was my intern.
01:17:47And she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:52And because Senator Hessler is a psychopath who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring
01:17:58him down, I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:01So yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:04But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:08I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:10Some things are more important than elections, than politics.
01:18:15But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:17Win, win, or lose, I want to be with you.
01:18:21OMG, I am so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth?
01:18:24Is it Sarah?
01:18:25Is it Clark Hand?
01:18:26Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way, you guys had an illicit affair and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:31For once, Senator, you're right.
01:18:35We're not engaged.
01:18:37But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:49Sarah, I love you.
01:18:50Whether I win or lose this election, I don't want to lose you.
01:18:54Will you marry me?
01:18:56Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:19:09I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:13I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:18I'm rich and I'll use this money to destroy you.
01:19:22And to bribe prosecutors to investigate you.
01:19:25Ha!
01:19:27No!
01:19:28Senator, stop talking!
01:19:30It's all taken out of context.
01:19:32It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:35Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:37It's all taken out of context.
01:19:39If you see a clip of me on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:43it is a fake AI video.
01:19:47A cheap fake fake news.
01:19:48Could you commercial?
01:19:50No!
01:19:50What?
01:20:01Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:04Silence, you incompetent woman!
01:20:07Go!
01:20:08Talk to the media!
01:20:09Get them to report Senate's scandal!
01:20:13I tried.
01:20:14They don't care.
01:20:16They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:19Farm girl?
01:20:20Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:22I can't lose this election!
01:20:25Oh, shark!
01:20:27Oh, shark!
01:20:29Oh, wow.
01:20:34No matter what happens, we ran a good campaign.
01:20:39I'm forever grateful for all of you who have helped.
01:20:42No regrets.
01:20:44You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:47but he has a big base of support.
01:20:50This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:5350-50 coin toss.
01:20:54You need to relax.
01:20:56Come with me.
01:21:02As your campaign manager, I disagree with the staff.
01:21:06The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:08They want hope.
01:21:10I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:12I hope so.
01:21:14But if I lose, it's not your fault.
01:21:17No matter what, I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:20Me too.
01:21:22But you won't lose.
01:21:23An election this close
01:21:25took hours for the results to come in.
01:21:28I think I will know what we can do
01:21:30to kill some time again.
01:21:33They're about to call it.
01:21:39Senator Hessler has been defeated.
01:21:42It is a landslide for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:45our new U.S. senator.
01:21:49Yes!
01:21:50Yes!
01:21:50Yeah!
01:21:55Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:00Sarah.
01:22:02We won because of you.
01:22:04You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations, both of you.
01:22:08Great victory.
01:22:09Great victory.
01:22:22Senator-elect.
01:22:32I'm the luckiest man in Washington, because I have you.
01:22:37Pardon me.
01:22:40I'm more like you are.
01:22:42When I left the farm, I wanted to help me change the world.
01:22:46But I never imagined I would have been here.
01:22:49Okay, let's skip to the end.
01:22:51And now pronounce you, senator and wife.
01:23:05Mrs. Senator, the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:08First, let's change the world.
01:23:12Get us a copy of our women's right amendment.
01:23:15Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:17Yeah!
01:23:18Woo!
01:23:18Yeah!
01:23:18Yeah!
01:23:19Yeah!
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