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Man Vs Baby Episode 4 Engsub
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00:13The Schwarzenbachs are coming?
00:14Yes.
00:16So, what are we going to do?
00:18Well, I've managed to track down Janet, the housekeeper.
00:21She's agreed to come in and take care of all the preparations.
00:24She lives nearby, so she won't be long.
00:26You are to stay in the apartment until she arrives,
00:29at which point you'll be dismissed and can go home.
00:32Oh.
00:33But on full pay.
00:35Oh.
00:36Right, I'm sorry. I've got to get this.
00:39The housekeeper will be in contact.
00:45What?
01:02Hello?
01:03Hello, dear.
01:04I'm Janet, the Schwarzenbach's housekeeper.
01:07Oh.
01:08I'm afraid we have got a problem.
01:10Right. Yes, I heard.
01:11But you're not far away, are you?
01:13Oh, well, that's the problem.
01:16I've been a bit of a naughty girl, you see.
01:18Petra, she thinks I'm in Chiswick.
01:20I'm actually in Perthshire with my mother.
01:23You're in Scotland?
01:25Listen, there'll be no problem at all.
01:27I'll head to the station shortly,
01:29and I will be with you later on tonight.
01:32Oh, okay.
01:33Oh, nothing to worry about.
01:35I've come up with a plan.
01:37Now, there's a credit card in the drawer
01:39in the kitchen office.
01:40If I send a wee list to your printer,
01:43do you think you could make a start
01:44in the shopping for me?
01:54Gosh, that's quite a list.
02:22Finally.
02:23Finally.
02:40Right, little man.
02:42Let's see if there's any room at the inn.
02:49Chocolate with figs.
02:51Chocolate with figs.
02:52Chocolate with figs.
02:54Ah-ha.
02:56Chocolate with figs.
02:57Chocolate with figs.
02:58Chocolate with figs.
02:59Chocolate with figs.
03:00And...
03:01And...
03:01Dom Perignon champagne.
03:06Ah.
03:07Champagne.
03:09Here we are.
03:10Yes.
03:11Dom Perignon.
03:13Ooh.
03:15Goodness.
03:2124.
03:2224.
03:36There we go.
03:39Another one down.
03:40Yes.
03:44Mrs. Hacopian?
03:45Listen, I was just about to head for the station,
03:47but I remembered one other thing.
03:49Herr and Frau Schwarzenbach cannot do without their truffelstreichwurst.
03:54Their what?
03:56Spreadable sausage, dear, with a calf sliver and white truffle.
04:02Goodness.
04:04Now, we're going to need another trolley.
04:08This is a cat one emergency.
04:10Immediate priority.
04:11We have a missing infant.
04:13Repeat, missing infant.
04:14Missing infant.
04:30Stop all units.
04:31We have a missing baby.
04:32Over.
04:47And the baby was definitely in the car seat when you left.
04:50Yes, yes.
04:51I strapped him in myself.
04:52You've reached Georgia Hacopian.
04:55Please leave a message after the tone.
04:56Yes, yes.
04:59Ha!
05:26oh hello um i just wanted to apologize again for the whole mix-up with the baby
05:35and uh and to give you these
05:42they're really nice actually
05:46it's very kind of you thank you driver
06:07yeah well i hope you have a good christmas
06:13yeah i'll uh i'll just slide this thank you
06:22oh
06:35it is not your shoe i've told you
06:38yeah
06:42thank you no problem
06:46you have a lovely lovely time bye
07:01bye
07:09let's go
07:20no no get off
07:24sorry i'll bring him straight back down
07:30get off
07:51hello
08:02annabelle
08:09hello dog lady
08:40archie
08:42archie
08:43give me that shoe
08:45archie
08:50no not the spreadable sausage
09:01oh
09:09Look. Look what I've got. A shoe. A lovely shoe for you. Come and get it, Archie.
09:24No, not the fob. Let go. Let go. Good God. Let go. Let go. Let go. Oh, no. Oh, no.
09:39No. Not the fob. Not the fob. Where is it?
09:51Oh, no. Oh, no.
10:12Phew.
10:16Check in.
10:18Mrs. Hacopian? Listen, I'm afraid the weather is atrocious up here and the trains, they're all over the place.
10:25So, I'm going to take the overnight sleeper. Would that be all right?
10:31Oh. Um.
10:32And if you could make a wee start on decorating the flat, I'd really appreciate it. There's decorations in a
10:37storage unit downstairs.
10:39Okay.
10:41And we're going to need a Christmas tree.
10:43Oh.
10:44Where do you think I could get one of those?
10:46Oh, don't worry about that. I will have Jeff drop one off. He does all the flora and fauna for
10:51the penthouse.
10:52Will you need help setting up?
10:54Oh, no. That won't be necessary. I've set up a fair few Christmas trees in my time.
10:58Of course you have. I do like you, Trevor. You did get the spreadable sausage, didn't you?
11:04Oh.
11:05Uh.
11:10Yes.
11:11Yes, I did.
11:12Fool marks, dear. I knew we were in safe hands with you. Right, well, I'll see you first thing in
11:18the morning.
11:19Okay. Bye. Archie! No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:28Hello?
11:29This is Annabelle from the third floor. I got your note and was just wondering if you could bring my
11:34dog downstairs.
11:38Oh. No. I'm sorry because I'm out at the moment.
12:01Well, when will you be back?
12:05Well, that's a bit difficult to say. Two hours? Three, maybe? Why don't I call you when I get back?
12:38Hello, Trevor. Lionel, how are you? Today's the day. Having to move out. I can't believe it's actually happening.
13:05There we are.
13:07There we are.
13:09There we are.
13:10There we are.
13:17Okay.
13:22God knows.
13:26What am I even going to put it in?
13:31Oh, my God.
14:15Oh, my God.
14:30Oh, my God.
14:32Now what we need to do is decorate it.
14:36While someone's having a sleep.
14:39Come on.
14:40Oh, my God.
14:40Oh, my God.
14:41Oh, my God.
14:50Oh, my God.
15:00Stroke!
15:07Archie, come on!
15:35. . .
15:56Good.
16:02you need a poo at last you need a poo come on Archie go on that's right
16:12good boy that's right go on go on yes well done Archie
16:35oh look at that
16:42here we go
16:58right
17:11yes yes yes it's
17:29there
17:31oh
17:34did you do his business did he do his business he certainly did what a good boy there's
17:40my good boy oh well thank you for looking after him it's all right are you going up
17:45yes yes
17:49and you're the penthouse aren't you
17:57okay
18:00mm
18:27oh
18:28Oh, night, night, baby Jesus.
18:47Hello?
18:47They've cancelled everything. There's no trains running at all.
18:51I'm not going to make it.
18:52What?
18:53You're going to have to prepare the Christmas feast for the Schwarzenbachs yourself.
18:57What do you mean? How many...?
18:59Only 12.
19:00Possibly 14.
19:0216 at the outside.
19:03Now, the Schwarzenbachs arrive at 5 o'clock, so that's your deadline.
19:075 o'clock?
19:08Oh, there's no need to panic, Trevor.
19:10Janet, that's...
19:11Oh, do not worry, Hen.
19:13I was up the entire night at the station
19:15and I've written down step-by-step instructions.
19:18They should be coming through to you any minute.
19:38Christmas feast.
24:33Happy holidays.
25:27Come in.
25:32Come on, baby.
25:33Come on, baby.
25:37Well, well, well.
25:38What do we have here, then?
25:42Oh, this is...
25:43Oh, this is him, is it?
25:44You've been very busy, haven't you?
25:46Led everyone on a right little dance.
25:54Well, it doesn't appear to be the same baby.
25:59Oh, it doesn't appear to be the same baby, sir?
26:13That was when she drove off.
26:17That was when she drove off.
26:18Why don't we let the case work and sort this one out?
26:20If that's okay with you, sir.
26:22Right.
26:22Yes.
26:24Ahem.
26:25Control, this is DS-19.
26:27Can you get the FLO on-site ASAP?
26:30Er...
26:30I think I'm going to have to feed him.
26:33Do you want to come upstairs?
26:35I think I probably should, sir, yeah.
27:02Please, come in.
27:15Oh, wow.
27:17You've got yourself quite a place here, sir.
27:19Oh, no, it isn't mine.
27:21I'm just a house-sitter.
27:23Ah.
27:25Can I offer you a little something to drink while you're waiting?
27:28Oh, er...
27:29I'm afraid we've only got vintage champagne.
27:41Oh, hello.
27:43Hello, Trevor.
27:43Do you have a minute?
27:44Er, yes.
27:45I'll buzz you up.
27:47Sorry to bother you, Trevor.
27:49We just wanted to say thank you for the presents.
27:52Oh.
27:53And to give you this.
27:55Oh, goodness.
27:56It's a Cheerable Peppa Pig set.
27:58River loves them.
27:59We thought your baby would too.
28:01Ah.
28:02That's really, really kind.
28:06Would you like to come in for a mince pie?
28:09Or some Stollen cake?
28:12Or some Stollen cake?
28:12Like...
28:13Last Christmas
28:14I gave you my heart
28:16The very next day
28:19Oh.
28:20Oh.
28:21Oh.
28:25Oh.
28:28Oh.
28:34Oh, Archie.
28:35Come back.
28:36Oh, sorry, Trevor.
28:38We were in the lift when you buzzed Lionel up.
28:41Archie!
28:42Still can't believe this is really it.
28:44The final goodbye.
28:47Oh.
28:49Can I offer you a drink, Lionel?
28:52Oh.
28:57Jess!
28:57How are you?
28:59How's Barbados?
29:01We're not in Barbados, Trevor.
29:04We're in London.
29:06Oh.
29:07We spent two days at Heathrow waiting for our flight to go.
29:10And then last night at an airport hotel.
29:12And then after another seven-hour wait, they cancelled the flight.
29:16Jess, I'm so sorry.
29:20So we're in a taxi on our way back into town.
29:23Is Maddie okay?
29:24Well, that's why I'm calling.
29:26I realise it might be asking an awful lot.
29:29And I know we've already missed you about this Christmas, but...
29:34Do you think there's any way we could come to you after all?
29:37Well, yes.
29:38I think there probably is.
29:40But I'm in a different place.
29:42What do you mean?
29:43Where are you?
29:45Jess, I've got to go, but I'll text you the address.
29:49Georgia!
29:49Come on up.
29:50Ding-dong!
29:52Ding-dong!
29:52Merry your high
29:53In heaven where bells are ringing
29:56Ding-dong!
29:57Verily the sky
29:58Is ribboned with angels singing
30:01Happy Christmas, Archie!
30:07Gloria
30:08Hosanna in excelsis
30:11Gloria
30:18Hosanna in excelsis
30:38Are you sure this is the right address?
30:43Dad!
30:46Hello, sweet pea.
30:48Hello, Jess.
30:50Hello.
30:50Dad, this place is amazing.
30:54What is this?
30:56Know all these people?
30:58Well, it's a bit of a long story.
31:01Oh, whose baby is this?
31:04Oh, the baby's mine.
31:07What?
31:08What do you mean, Dad?
31:11Well, not mine-mine.
31:13It's part of the long story.
31:15And it's a story that keeps getting longer, to be honest.
31:17Because despite all our best efforts at social services, we have absolutely no idea where
31:24this baby has come from.
31:37Mom, can I give you that one?
31:39Seriously?
31:45Happy Christmas, Jess.
31:46Cheers!
31:48So, how do you know these people?
31:54Uh, pretzels?
31:57Oh, they don't do dairy.
31:59Oh, that must be really hard.
32:04Everyone?
32:06Everyone?
32:08I think it's high time someone proposed a Christmas toast.
32:12Ah.
32:12To Trevor.
32:14Oh.
32:15To Trevor.
32:15To Trevor.
32:16To Dad.
32:17Oh, and, and?
32:19To the baby that brought us all together.
32:21To the baby.
32:22To the baby.
32:30Uh, where is the baby?
32:33He was just here.
32:47Jesus.
32:51Baby Jesus.
32:52Yes.
32:55Baby?
33:00Baby?
33:04He's here!
33:09He's here!
33:24Oh, oh!
33:29Oh, oh!
33:33Oh, oh!
33:38Oh, oh!
34:07Hello?
34:09Happy Christmas, Janet.
34:11We decided we could not miss your Christmas feast after all.
34:46Happy Christmas, Janet.
35:15Happy Christmas, Janet.
35:43Happy Christmas, Janet.
36:13Happy Christmas, Janet.
36:43Happy Christmas, Janet.
37:13Happy Christmas, Janet.
37:19Happy Christmas, Janet.
37:22Happy Christmas, Janet.
37:36Happy Christmas, Janet.
37:41You
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