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Vladimir Episode 4 Engsub
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00:28You
00:37Nice doing business with you
00:38You too
00:43What?
00:44You have NRE
00:46What's that?
00:47New relationship energy
00:48Don't start with that
00:50Do you want a drink?
00:52Definitely
01:04I'll return them
01:25Lila?
01:26Hi
01:26Hi
01:27Do you want to come in?
01:31Is that for me?
01:32You can read it later
01:34Well I'm making Negronis
01:36You want a Negroni?
01:37Who is it?
01:38I'm sorry
01:45What are you doing out there?
01:48Who are you talking to?
01:55What's that?
01:56Nothing
01:57She just gave that to you?
01:58Nope
01:58Can I see it?
02:00Nope
02:00No really
02:01No John
02:01Really it is nothing
02:02Nothing at all
02:03Just let me see it
02:04Can I just see it?
02:06Why are you acting so crazy?
02:12Okay well I have to go put the deer netting back on my lettuces
02:18I understand my role in the end of our relationship
02:22Mom there's like no mess on this
02:24However your act of retaliation destroyed my life
02:28Each word is more dramatic than the last
02:30You knew of my financial situation so when you prevented me from getting a Negronberg scholarship
02:34I didn't prevent her from anything
02:35I didn't prevent her from a single thing
02:37You knew I would have to drop out
02:37You told me you didn't know any of dad's accusers
02:41If you are unwilling to recognize the harm you caused
02:44Recognize me?
02:45What does that mean?
02:46I will have no choice but to bring your actions to the attention of the hearing committee
02:48Why did you lie to me?
02:50I don't know
02:51Oh honey
02:52You have a stye
02:53Oh no this eye just like flares up if I don't sleep
02:57So what do I do?
02:59Well unlike whatever dad did
03:01Retaliation is actually illegal
03:08What time did you leave Cornell?
03:10Like I don't know 3am
03:11You and your friend have a fight?
03:14No just not super into girls who want to cuddle their queer friend in bed rather than actually hook up
03:26I mean illegal like I could go to jail
03:29No no don't be dumb mom you're not going to go to jail
03:32Well you said illegal you could lose your job for sure
03:36But I think I think she just wants an apology
03:40For what?
03:41Well did you prevent her from getting a scholarship?
03:43No
03:45Okay is there a way to prove that?
03:49Yes
03:55Nice pumps
03:57Are you going out tonight?
03:58Why?
03:58You're all dressed up
03:59The pumps
04:00Will you stop saying pumps?
04:02So is this for colleagues?
04:03Or a colleague?
04:04Please I'm not in the mood
04:08I did not retaliate against Lila
04:11I believe you
04:12We'll prove it
04:14Those would look better without the sack
04:16I get compliments on this dress every time I wear it
04:18From women I assume
04:19Good
04:20Say hi to your colleague for me
04:22Hope you like the pumps
04:30I love that dress
04:33Esteemed madam professors
04:35May I humbly invite you to our acapella soiree air this Friday Eve
04:40Wonderful
04:41Remember when acapella wasn't cool
04:43It's still not cool
04:44But it's less shameful
04:45And that's unfortunate
04:47Those people have sex
04:49No they don't
04:49Actually
04:50Not anymore
04:51Right
04:52They're too busy calling their moms
04:54Did you call your mom in college?
04:56She never answered
04:57I called my parents once a month
04:59And I couldn't get off the phone fast enough
05:05We'll see how long he lasts
05:08You don't think he will?
05:09You know how these hot shot writers come from the city
05:11Thinking they can coast
05:12But then it's like buckle up bingo
05:14It's a hell of a lot of work
05:17Pree
05:19When you were head of the Meckleburg Selection Committee
05:22Do you remember the year that Lila Green applied?
05:26I heard she joined the case
05:27I was worried she'd drag you into it
05:29Did we file the submissions in the score sheets?
05:32However you voted
05:33It would have been understandable
05:34No
05:35Don't say that
05:36What were you supposed to do?
05:37You fucked my husband?
05:39Here's your pride?
05:39No
05:40I would never hold that against someone
05:42It's only about the work
05:43And the work was subpar
05:44Do you like improv comedy?
05:46No
05:47We kept records
05:48They're probably in a storage closet
05:50Department is so
05:51Goddammit
05:53What's the word?
05:54When you're not digital
05:55You're
05:56Analog
05:56Motherfucker
05:57Yes
05:58We are so
05:59Analog
06:00Oh my god
06:01Stop it
06:03Now they
06:04Have sex
06:08Yes
06:08They do
06:10Wow
06:19Hi
06:19Oh hi
06:20You have
06:22Some dust in here
06:25Classic
06:29Am I in your way?
06:32Binder clips
06:35Oh
06:36Beep
06:37Beep
06:38Rubber bins
06:43John
06:44Other than the storage closet
06:46Where else would they keep the scholarship files?
06:48Beats me
06:49What are you doing?
06:50They're under no obligation to share evidence
06:52So I exploited Dodd's old text
06:53No
06:53We said that she wouldn't be involved
06:55And then you showed her that letter
06:56And we got the date of the hearing
06:58When is it?
06:58October 20th
06:59So soon?
07:00Tell me about it
07:01But get out your courtly blues
07:03If you're planning on coming
07:04Of course she's coming
07:05I'll put it in my calendar
07:08Are you drinking?
07:10A beer
07:11It's five o'clock
07:12No
07:12No
07:13It is 4.45
07:15She just opened it
07:16Your daughter is drinking in the middle of the day
07:18Because of you
07:19Does that make you happy?
07:20Oh it's five o'clock somewhere
07:22Wine o'clock
07:23She's a lawyer
07:23Do you have the money to pay for a lawyer?
07:25Look
07:25The point is
07:25These prove
07:27That their relationships were consensual
07:28And nobody suffered professionally or academically because of dad
07:32Thank you
07:33Except
07:34Lila
07:37Oh
07:38I'm the liability now?
07:40Everything they have on dad is conjecture
07:43And if you just apologize to this Lila person
07:45Then they have nothing
07:46I have nothing to apologize for
07:48I would never penalize a student for personal reasons
07:51Mom
07:52Don't be stubborn
07:52If you just apologize she's gonna drop the whole thing
07:54I will not
07:55He is the one who slept with her
07:56But you played a part
07:57No I did not
07:58Your dad should never have done that
08:00And I've already apologized
08:02And in a couple of weeks I'm gonna be publicly humiliated
08:05So can you just please lay off
08:07Where are you going?
08:09Yoga
08:13Don't rub your sty honey
08:37Are you writing again?
08:44I thought you were asleep
08:46When do I get to read it?
08:47Well
08:50You never even read my first novel
08:52Yes I did
08:53No you read an early draft and told me it wasn't a viable book
08:56And then you sold it for enough money to buy this house
08:58So what the fuck do I know?
08:59You never read my second
09:00You told me not to
09:04I did not play a part with Lila
09:06Please understand
09:08That all I am doing right now
09:10Is looking at stuff from 10 or 20 or even 30 years ago
09:15You understand how hard that is?
09:17Remember me at this stage of my life
09:18I do understand that
09:21My feet hurt
09:24From my pumps
09:32Scholarship files are probably in my office
09:35It's David's office now
09:37Just go and he's not there
09:39I'll give you my key
09:40He's drowning
09:41The department is in chaos
09:44That storage closet was a horror show
09:50Well hello there
09:55Oh my hair
09:57Harder
09:58Oh my hair
10:29A twist
10:31A twist
10:32A twist
10:55It was just about the work
11:05It was just about the work
11:17My executive functioning is really fucked up right now
11:20Okay
11:21Yeah and I also just came out
11:24Congratulations
11:24I'm guy and sexual
11:28I'm attracted to femininity
11:30Even if there's penises
11:33Yeah
11:35Sounds like you're going through a lot man
11:37Yeah
11:37So um
11:39I'm not going to have that paper for you
11:40By tomorrow
11:42Okay
11:44Do you think maybe you could get it
11:46Write it eventually?
11:48I think so
11:50That would be great
11:51Yeah just you know
11:52Get it to me whenever you can
11:53Okay thank you
11:54Alright
11:54Thanks Aaron
11:56Hi Aaron
12:00How was that?
12:02I mean
12:03What a rush
12:04Oh well he's a particular case
12:07I mean I was an asshole when I was 20
12:08But uh
12:09Well I bet you handed your work in on time
12:13Yes ma'am
12:13Yes I did
12:15Oh I meant to ask
12:16Did I leave my bathing suit at your house?
12:18Hmm
12:19I'll
12:19I'll look for it
12:24How's Cynthia?
12:26She's good
12:28Joan?
12:32Awesome
12:33Yeah
12:36Well I'll see you around
12:38Or
12:39Oh at the faculty meeting
12:42On Thursday
12:43Uh
12:44I wasn't going to go that
12:46Oh
12:48You have to go
12:49I mean I'm struggling to find time to write
12:52And
12:52You know
12:53I figure if I skip it I have the whole day
12:55Vlad no
12:56If you want tenure
12:57You're going to have to show them that you want to work
12:59You have to
12:59You have to go to every meeting
13:01Join committees
13:02Lead committees
13:03All of it
13:05Yeah but
13:05You know
13:06I need to publish if I want tenure too
13:08And I need to write my second book
13:10Didn't you tell me not to get distracted?
13:13Sorry but
13:13You have to do both
13:15How?
13:16Well figure it out
13:17It's temporary pain
13:19But once you get it
13:20You never have to go anywhere else
13:23Yeah I'm not really sure I want to get stuck here
13:25It's all too provincial
13:28Well
13:30There are worse places
13:35I was on my way to your office actually
13:38Oh yes
13:39Because
13:40Sorry the letter of recommendation
13:41Oh for Brown
13:42Yes I'm so sorry
13:43I will do it tonight
13:45I shouldn't have left it down to the wire
13:47My bad
13:47No problem at all
13:49Are you okay?
13:51I'm awesome
13:52Excuse me
13:53Excuse me
14:02Mom gave me this file
14:03And it looks like she voted against the violet girl
14:06For the Meckelberg scholarship
14:08The votes were 3-2 for the other candidate
14:11Well that means it was split
14:14That's what she thinks
14:15But it means she was the deciding vote
14:18So she did retaliate
14:20Maybe
14:20Maybe not
14:21But they can certainly make a case for retaliation
14:24Like easily
14:25She used to apologize to that girl
14:26I doubt she's going to do that
14:28Well then she's dumb
14:29Because the whole thing would go away
14:30If she would just apologize dad
14:31And tell her
14:32She needs to return this file
14:36Who is that?
14:39Uh
14:40I made a friend
14:41How are you feeling these days?
14:44Uh
14:44I don't know
14:45You still upset about your mother and me?
14:47I was only upset that you lied to me about it
14:48But
14:49I'm an adult
14:50And
14:51You're an adult
14:51Mom's an adult
14:52Your students were adults
14:54Alexis is an adult
14:55Everybody is an adult
14:56That's my perspective
14:57So
14:58I don't know
14:58Let's all just suck it up
14:59And behave like adults
15:02Sure
15:06No, don't
15:08You can leave your nightie on
15:10Go to your side of the bed
15:13Just pretend I'm your colleague
15:14Silence, please
15:15I'm trying to sleep
15:17Didn't get your hit today
15:19John, stop
15:22Oh
15:25Sid says you were the deciding vote
15:30And that you need to put back the file
15:53And that you need to put back the file
15:57Because I thought that might help shift my inescapable reality
16:01But I just fell asleep
16:02What are you doing here?
16:04Uh
16:04What am I doing?
16:06Um
16:06I, um
16:07I borrowed a book from David
16:09And I just
16:10I came to return it
16:11At 5 a.m.?
16:14Oh
16:15Oh, well
16:15Oh my god
16:16Forget it
16:20Sorry I bailed on pool day
16:22Oh, please
16:23Did Vlad tell you why I didn't come?
16:26He just said you fought
16:29Yep
16:29I found out that morning
16:32He told the hiring committee
16:34About my suicide attempt
16:35In his interview
16:37Oh
16:40You didn't know that?
16:42No
16:44But you did
16:45Didn't you?
16:49So everybody knows, right?
16:50There are students on that committee?
16:54Um
16:54Well, um
16:56You know
16:57They sit in on interviews
16:59But
16:59Don't worry
17:00Students love mental health
17:02It probably raised you in their esteem
17:04Yeah
17:05Nothing cooler
17:06Than an adjunct in recovery
17:07Who once threw her own shit
17:10At a Bellevue orderly
17:18Did he deserve it?
17:23Can I get your opinion on something?
17:27You scored her generously
17:28In my opinion
17:29Yeah, but
17:30Not as well as the other person
17:31And when she didn't get the scholarship
17:33She dropped out
17:34Okay, but why didn't she take out a loan?
17:36She didn't come for money
17:37You think I did?
17:39Vlad and I are in so much debt
17:40I can't see straight
17:42Oh, sorry
17:43You okay?
17:44Oh, yeah
17:45Sorry
17:45These pants are just a little up there
17:47You know what I mean?
17:49I actually like that
17:50Reminds me something exists
17:52In that region
17:54Look, I think that she used
17:57Not getting it as an excuse
17:59Well, she was hurt
18:01Doesn't matter
18:03I just have to prepare
18:05For the consequences
18:07Or not
18:10And then
18:11She destroyed the evidence
18:15Oh, look what you made me do
18:27You know John was in the same position as you
18:30When we started
18:30Well, I was full time
18:32He was an adjunct
18:33One class
18:34And he worked his way up
18:36All the way to chair
18:39How?
18:40John's very savvy
18:44Did they just like promote him
18:46Or
18:48Well, you'd have to ask him
18:50Sorry
18:51I know John's a
18:51That's a complicated example
18:53Oh, please
18:55I wish Vlad would fuck other people
18:57You don't wish that
19:00No, I do
19:01I mean, not students
19:03Because times have changed
19:04But Vlad seems rather worldly
19:08Mm-hmm
19:09But he's kind of a pinched-ass prude
19:11He needs to experience things
19:13I think it would be good for him
19:15To have an affair
19:20Would he?
19:21No
19:22No
19:23Well
19:25I don't know
19:28Maybe
19:36Okay
19:37I don't see any Primer
19:48Or anything
19:50Okay, guys
19:51Hey
19:52You came
19:53Well, thanks to you
19:55Stop it
19:56You know, I've been so up my own ass recently
19:58And, uh, needed you to slap some sense into me
20:03By the way, I, uh, read the first chapter of your book
20:07And?
20:08I'm so fucking jealous
20:11I think everyone is assembled
20:13So, uh, hey, babe
20:15Shall we get started?
20:16Hi
20:19I'm assuming you all reviewed the faculty goals for this academic year
20:22So, any feedback?
20:23Well, I just want to make sure everyone received them
20:25Well, no, actually
20:26There were an attachment on the email
20:27I, I didn't receive the email
20:28This is the second time now
20:30Did you check your spam?
20:31No, I-
20:32No, it's a purely a distribution-less issue, once again
20:36If the adjuncts aren't getting it, then we're-
20:39Let's try the rejuvenation for the parody
20:41I'm gonna talk about this
20:42I'm gonna talk about this
21:16This is a complete waste of time
21:18I really don't-
21:19Oh, jeez
21:19Okay, I am deeply curious
21:21Why you don't see the need to interrogate the infestation of historiographical artifacts within our departmental language
21:27Why don't we have a subcommittee?
21:29We can try and redefine the language
21:31I can- I can head it
21:33That is very helpful
21:34Thank you, Vlad
21:36So, any volunteers?
21:48Um, I'll join
21:51Great
21:52Well, I might as well join, too
21:54Okay
22:00So, when should we meet?
22:02Oh, well, listen, my life is bonkers, but, um, I'm free tonight
22:05It's short notice, I know
22:06Tonight? I'm up for it
22:08Well, you're up for anything, Flo
22:09You know it, girl
22:11What about you?
22:13Um, I will also be there
22:16But I do have to leave by nine, sorry
22:18No problem
22:19I'm gonna have to shut that shit down
22:22All right, see you later
22:29Are you stealing my clothes?
22:31No, Dad's
22:32Need to look sharp
22:34Are you going out again?
22:36Is that allowed?
22:38Did you put the file back?
22:40Is that my shirt?
22:41And no one saw you?
22:43Nope
22:43Try not to puke in it, please
22:44So funny, Dad
22:45My car's here
22:48Are you...
22:49Meeting a friend?
22:51Sort of
22:52Love you
22:58Are you jealous?
22:59Of who?
23:01Of Lila
23:01I thought we weren't talking about things that happened ten years ago
23:05I think it's nice
23:08You look pretty
23:11Careful
23:12You always care too much
23:13And then you screw it up
23:18Oh
23:18I forgot to water the lettuces
23:20Do you mind getting them before you go?
23:21Uh-huh
23:22They'd be thirsty
23:37I care the right amount
23:43Fuck you
23:45Fuck you
24:09John, right?
24:11Glad you reached out.
24:13What are you drinking?
24:32Ow!
24:34Fucking splinter.
24:52He's reading my book.
25:06He's reading my book.
25:46He's reading my book.
25:48He's reading my book.
25:48I know it.
25:49I know it.
25:51I know it.
25:52I know it.
26:00I know it.
26:10It's not him.
26:22Fuck!
26:24Fuck!
26:36Fuck!
26:57What does that mean?
27:01No, no, no, but I know too much.
27:02Yeah, boy, I know you're gonna waste my time.
27:04I look too good and I feel too...
27:06Trust me, I'm too fucking fine.
27:08Right price at too much, too high.
27:10Window shopper, do you die?
27:12Look too good and I feel too...
27:13Fuck it, have me when you like.
27:15When you like, when you like.
27:17Fuck it, have me when you like.
27:19Feel too, too, too high.
27:21Fuck it, have me when you like.
27:23Have me anytime, like.
27:24Fuck it, have me when you like.
27:26Fuck it, have me when you like.
27:39Fuck it, have me anytime, like.
27:39Feel too, too, too high.
27:40Fuck it, have me when you like.
27:42Have me anytime, like.
27:44Fuck it, have me when you like.
27:47Fuck it, have me when you like.
27:50Fuck it, have me when you like.
28:18It's great.