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00:00:44You
00:00:56Thank you, baby
00:01:01Lord, we thank you for this food we're about to receive
00:01:04And we ask for your blessings, Father
00:01:06Amen
00:01:12This is good
00:01:12You can do something different
00:01:15Yeah, the same thing you're doing
00:01:17What, not putting it in our mouths?
00:01:21Oh, dear babe
00:01:22Do you think you can take me downtown before you go to work?
00:01:25Yeah, I got you, ain't no problem
00:01:28You're so good to me
00:01:29Give me some sugar, my sugar
00:01:37Hey
00:01:37Oh, I'm sorry, baby
00:01:39What's up, son?
00:01:40It's okay
00:01:41That's right, because we married
00:01:42What's up, Pumps?
00:01:43And our love made you
00:01:44That's right
00:01:45That's right
00:01:46Look at my baby
00:01:48You're just getting so big
00:01:49So what you up to, son?
00:01:53I don't know, I'm going to tutor in that genius
00:01:58Alright, don't be out too late
00:02:01Yeah, because last night you was out past midnight
00:02:05Exactly, and the child's your age, she'll be out there that late
00:02:07It's crazy out there
00:02:08And what age is that, dear?
00:02:11I don't know, they ain't say it in the description
00:02:14I won't, that's why I'm going over there early
00:02:16Alright, well, Danny, won't you sit down and fake eat with us before you go?
00:02:22I'll be eating there, you feel me?
00:02:24That's right
00:02:25Okay, well, you don't eat too much now
00:02:28Nah, nah, nah, stop, look
00:02:29You eat as much as you want, you still going now
00:02:32I will, Dad, I will
00:02:34Oh, wait a minute
00:02:35We got apple juice?
00:02:37I didn't know we had apple juice, son, that's apple juice?
00:02:40Apple juice?
00:02:41I would grab that
00:02:43Yes, apple juice
00:02:47Oh, real quick
00:02:48Do you think they caught that sexual reference back then?
00:02:51Nah, ain't no questions
00:02:52That's why I said it like that
00:03:18Oh
00:03:20I don't do it
00:03:21I don't.
00:03:21I don't have to
00:03:33I don't
00:03:34I don't
00:03:38I don't
00:03:39You
00:03:40I
00:03:41I
00:03:41Am I
00:05:01I need to go back home.
00:05:03What?
00:05:04That's my piece.
00:05:07What time is this job anyway?
00:05:09Soon we get there.
00:05:15What you doing?
00:05:17I thought you said we have to go back to your place.
00:05:19Yeah, we're here.
00:05:21So we was headed to your place the whole time?
00:05:23No, no, no.
00:05:24We were almost at the other place.
00:05:26We had to come back here.
00:05:27Why?
00:05:31You mind if I use your restaurant?
00:05:34Come on.
00:05:37Oh, look.
00:05:39Everton.
00:05:39Oh, sure it is.
00:05:41Should we go up there and say what's up?
00:05:42Nah.
00:05:43We haven't established a good enough relationship between us and him yet.
00:05:46So, maybe a few scenes later.
00:05:49For sure.
00:05:53Thank you, love.
00:05:55You're welcome.
00:05:59What's up?
00:06:03Shouldn't we be on opposite sides?
00:06:05What?
00:06:06We got out the car, you were on this side and I was on that side.
00:06:10Your point?
00:06:12You were there and I was here and now we're on the same side.
00:06:18That's not strange to you?
00:06:20Bro, we all on the same side.
00:06:21That's when we got hired for this job.
00:06:26Alright, man.
00:06:27What the fuck is the mic?
00:06:32What's up?
00:06:38You ain't see dude?
00:06:39What?
00:06:40You didn't see, man?
00:06:42What the?
00:06:42What the?
00:06:43Right here was a dude with a microphone.
00:06:44Come on man, ain't nobody there.
00:06:46Come on.
00:06:48What the fuck is going on?
00:06:50What the fuck is going on?
00:07:15Hey man, where are we?
00:07:18What place?
00:07:21Alright, whatever man. Where else to watch from?
00:07:23Down the hall to the left.
00:07:25After I grab my gun, I'm going to say hit to the missus.
00:07:28Make sure it's a short hike.
00:07:29Still got to go do the thing.
00:07:54Man, this shit is strange.
00:07:56This shit is not matching up.
00:08:07Man, this shit is trippy.
00:08:10What the fuck?
00:08:16Baby, I'm sorry.
00:08:19I made a mistake.
00:08:19He's just here.
00:08:21He's just here.
00:08:26I'm sorry.
00:08:27Everett.
00:08:29Everett.
00:08:30Get out of my fucking bed.
00:08:37Get out of my fucking bed.
00:08:38Hey, Gina.
00:08:38And you.
00:08:40Baby, don't.
00:08:41He's just a kid.
00:08:43Yo, you can't use that gun to shoot him, man.
00:08:47You're right.
00:08:48He's 16.
00:08:49Danny, I'm going to beat you like you, Danny.
00:08:51Did you just say he's 16?
00:08:53Stop, stop.
00:08:55That's a toy gun, man.
00:08:57Baby, no.
00:08:59Stop.
00:08:59Please.
00:09:01You've got to kill him.
00:09:04Mama, Mama.
00:09:35I don't know.
00:10:12Rip.
00:10:14Slim.
00:10:19Sticks.
00:10:20Huh?
00:10:21Oh, thank you for giving me your undivided attention.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:26What's so important we had to come out here?
00:10:28Look, man, I can't be seen out here talking to y'all.
00:10:32Text message would have assured that.
00:10:34No, not really.
00:10:35I need to make sure y'all understand me.
00:10:38All right, so what are we talking about?
00:10:42I need you to rob some guys.
00:10:43Why?
00:10:44So I can resell when I'm selling them.
00:10:47Don't sell it to them.
00:10:48Sell it to who you want to sell it to.
00:10:49I'm going to sell it to them for the money.
00:10:51Y'all going to rob them for the work.
00:10:56You want us to rob you, too?
00:10:57No.
00:10:58It'll look like I had something to do with it.
00:11:01So you don't want us to rob you?
00:11:03No.
00:11:05Not rob you.
00:11:07So who are you robbing?
00:11:09The guys buying from me.
00:11:11Okay, oh, okay, I got it.
00:11:13You want us to rob the guys that's buying from you.
00:11:15Right.
00:11:16So not rob you.
00:11:18Right.
00:11:20But wouldn't that look funny if you robbed them and not you?
00:11:24You're not going to rob them at my place.
00:11:26You're going to rob them at theirs.
00:11:28How do we do that?
00:11:29We don't know the address.
00:11:31You're going to follow them from my place to theirs.
00:11:34What time are they going to be there?
00:11:35About 2.30.
00:11:37Why do you know that?
00:11:40Because that's the time I told them to come.
00:11:44Why are we doing this again?
00:11:46So I can reseal the drugs.
00:11:50Are we getting a cut?
00:11:52Oh, my God.
00:11:54What?
00:12:12Where are we supposed to be going again?
00:12:15You're supposed to be taking me downtown, but we can change the plot.
00:12:19We can go to the store.
00:12:21Okay.
00:12:21Why change the plot?
00:12:23Because it still doesn't make sense to introduce us to the story.
00:12:27Why not?
00:12:28Don't we matter?
00:12:30Yeah, we matter, but we still don't line up with Everett and Jason's story.
00:12:35We got our own story.
00:12:37We do, but it's not relevant to the plot.
00:12:42What's the plot?
00:12:44They haven't figured it out yet.
00:12:47They need to figure this out.
00:12:48We got less than an hour before this is over with.
00:12:51Yeah, I see what you're saying.
00:12:55Okay.
00:13:29Okay, Derry.
00:13:31Why couldn't you come in the house?
00:13:34Derek.
00:13:35You know my name.
00:13:37Your name is Derek.
00:13:39That's what our mama named you, just like she named me Erica.
00:13:41Why you got to act like this?
00:13:43My name is Rip.
00:13:44Why can't you call me by my street name?
00:13:45Because we not in the streets.
00:13:47So I'm going to ask you again.
00:13:50Why couldn't you come in the house?
00:13:51Is it Jonah home?
00:13:53No, why?
00:13:54It's about him.
00:13:56What about him?
00:13:59Just like that, you lose focus.
00:14:03Why are you texting me?
00:14:06That's where he is.
00:14:07Okay.
00:14:08And you're telling me this, why?
00:14:11He cheating on you.
00:14:13That's where the woman live.
00:14:14He there right now.
00:14:16What the fuck?
00:14:18You should have lived with that.
00:14:20Hey, you want me to go with you?
00:14:21Yeah, I got it.
00:14:21Don't slam my door.
00:14:24What's that?
00:14:33Hey, look.
00:14:34I'm going to get up in here.
00:14:35I'm going to need you to read the room.
00:14:38I'll focus on the point of contact.
00:14:41You think there'll be trouble?
00:14:42Nah, nah, but just in case.
00:14:53Man, what you doing?
00:14:55I'm parking.
00:14:57You realize we've been here this entire time, right?
00:15:00Nah, fool.
00:15:00We've been driving.
00:15:02Come on, man.
00:15:03Let's get the cash.
00:15:11Are you serious?
00:15:13As fuck?
00:15:14Come on.
00:15:15Let's get the cash.
00:16:08Hey, man.
00:16:09Does something look strange to you?
00:16:11What?
00:16:12Hey, man.
00:16:13We just walked in the warehouse.
00:16:15Look at this place.
00:16:16It's clearly we in a small-ass garage.
00:16:19Link, is there a problem?
00:16:21No problem.
00:16:23Chill, man.
00:16:24Come on.
00:16:29Hey, Slim.
00:16:30This is my partner, Reese.
00:16:33Reese!
00:16:38You ready to do business or what?
00:16:40That's why we came, right?
00:16:42What a product.
00:16:50You got my hundred racks?
00:16:53It ain't no hundred thousand nothing in this bag, man.
00:16:58And it don't change.
00:17:01Is there a problem?
00:17:03No problem.
00:17:04No problem at all.
00:17:06You pay the man.
00:17:22No, no, no, no, no.
00:17:24Uh-uh.
00:17:24Hell no.
00:17:25What?
00:17:25What?
00:17:28What?
00:17:28You gave me too much.
00:17:31We'll be rushing.
00:17:33Appreciate you being honest, man.
00:17:51Hey.
00:17:52Where the hell you get a coat from?
00:17:54Man, I'm cold.
00:17:55Things just don't get cold.
00:17:57Man, I'm a thug.
00:17:58Hey, put that shit up.
00:17:59You trying to get us arrested?
00:18:01Flower.
00:18:01It's foul.
00:18:02Man, put that shit up.
00:18:03Come on.
00:18:05Huh?
00:18:36No, I can't believe she do this to me.
00:18:38After all I've given her, man, I should have shot her ass.
00:18:42Shot her with what?
00:18:43Not with that gun.
00:18:44What you mean?
00:18:45Uh-uh.
00:18:46How is she going to shoot her with...
00:18:47First of all, forget that.
00:18:49Explain to me how they got dressed so damn fast when they was just laying in the bed naked.
00:18:54Nigga, they saw fury in my ass.
00:18:56That's what they saw.
00:18:56Fury in my ass.
00:18:58Theoretically, it is impossible to get dressed that goddamn fast.
00:19:02When you a fade man, anything is possible.
00:19:04Yeah, whatever.
00:19:06It's time.
00:19:08Let's do it.
00:19:13Yeah, that's the spot.
00:19:22Okay.
00:19:24So, what about when you pistol whipped him?
00:19:27Yeah, I got his ass good.
00:19:29No, you didn't.
00:19:30What?
00:19:31You missed him.
00:19:32I mean, it was a delay reaction.
00:19:34He fell seconds later.
00:19:35And then every swing was a miss.
00:19:37You ain't touching him.
00:19:38Yeah, what the hell are you talking about?
00:19:39I beat that boy like he stole something.
00:19:44So, wait.
00:19:44How did we get here?
00:19:45We were just by the car.
00:19:47You tripping.
00:19:48I'm tripping?
00:19:48Where'd you get the hat?
00:19:49It was cold outside.
00:19:54And where did that come from?
00:19:56My house.
00:19:56The entire reason we were back.
00:20:01Wait, wait, wait.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04What?
00:20:05Shouldn't we do some type of dialogue or something before we go in?
00:20:08Like what?
00:20:09No, like talk about our boss or some shit.
00:20:12What?
00:20:12Yeah.
00:20:13No, no.
00:20:14This ain't pulp fiction, okay?
00:20:16Let's go.
00:20:17All right.
00:20:21Let's do this shit, man.
00:20:26Yeah, buddy.
00:20:47He's still breathing.
00:20:49He's what?
00:20:50He's breathing.
00:20:55Man, I'm the hell up out of here.
00:20:57What?
00:20:59That group of ass shit.
00:21:01Fuck this, man.
00:21:02I'm the hell away.
00:21:36I don't know.
00:22:00May I help you?
00:22:02Is Jonah here?
00:22:03You are?
00:22:04I'm Erica, his wife.
00:22:07And who might you be?
00:22:10I'm Tammy.
00:22:12Jonah!
00:22:13Your wife is here!
00:22:16Wait here.
00:22:19This bitch.
00:22:21Wait here.
00:22:22Yeah, I got you.
00:22:23Wait here.
00:22:28Who the fuck are you?
00:22:31Bitch, we just met.
00:22:34Remember?
00:22:36Aunt Tammy.
00:22:37No.
00:22:38We did.
00:22:39Oh.
00:22:41Oh.
00:22:42That's right.
00:22:44You got this bitch claiming to be your wife coming to my house.
00:22:47But you're not the person I just saw.
00:22:52Baby, that's not what it looks like, okay?
00:22:55What?
00:22:56What'll it look like then?
00:22:59Look, baby.
00:23:00Can we please just talk about this in the car on the way home?
00:23:05Baby, say something.
00:23:07What?
00:23:08I'll make her ass safe.
00:23:11Please.
00:23:12Stop!
00:23:13Oh, you a strong bitch.
00:23:15What the fuck are you doing?
00:23:17I got something for your ass.
00:23:22Look, baby.
00:23:24I'm sorry, okay?
00:23:27Can we please just go home and talk about this?
00:23:29Talk about what?
00:23:30How you cheating on me with two women?
00:23:33Two women?
00:23:36And who the fuck are you?
00:23:38Tammy, bitch, we just met.
00:23:42Who the fuck are you?
00:23:44You knew who I was when you told me that was Tammy's dick.
00:23:47So you telling me that I met you when I first walked to the door?
00:23:51Yeah, bitch, who you thought he was?
00:23:52You got one more time to call me a bitch.
00:23:56And what?
00:23:56What, bitch?
00:23:58Bitch.
00:23:59Oh!
00:24:00Yeah, I got your bitch.
00:24:02Wait, I'm so sorry.
00:24:04I don't want to die.
00:24:05What the fuck?
00:24:05You can have him.
00:24:06What the fuck?
00:24:06No.
00:24:07All y'all can have him.
00:24:09Erica.
00:24:10No.
00:24:11Erica.
00:24:12What the fuck?
00:24:13Yeah, why not?
00:24:15Of course this will happen.
00:24:32I can't.
00:24:45I can't.
00:24:47I can't.
00:24:48I can't.
00:24:49You good?
00:24:50No.
00:24:52What's up?
00:24:56today been crazy man it's crazy as hell
00:24:59I know right
00:25:00man who would have thought my wife would have to make a cheat on me
00:25:04that was the crazy part of this day for you
00:25:05I mean yeah
00:25:06oh not to mention pussy with my lover
00:25:09this day
00:25:11they didn't want to kill a kid
00:25:13kill a kid? kill a kid how with that fake gun?
00:25:15that is real what you talking about
00:25:20oh man what you doing?
00:25:21I'm to prove to you that this gun is fake
00:25:24well can't you do that by pointing it out the window
00:25:25what different do it make man look
00:25:29damn man
00:25:33alright
00:25:38it was just daytime
00:25:39now it's dark what the hell
00:25:42bro it's fall
00:25:43it gets dark sooner
00:25:47I'll be here in the morning
00:25:52what the hell
00:25:57I don't know.
00:26:41Babe, why don't you turn the water on?
00:26:44Oh, hey, babe.
00:26:46I am using the water.
00:26:48Could you pass me a towel?
00:26:50Shit is hot in here, too.
00:26:53Yeah, sure.
00:26:56How was work?
00:26:58Work was a bit crazy.
00:27:01How so?
00:27:02Well, before we even got to the job,
00:27:06every called Gina cheating on them.
00:27:09Oh, no.
00:27:11How horrible.
00:27:13Do you want some dinner?
00:27:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:17I'll take some dinner.
00:27:19It's crazy.
00:27:24Wait, now how did you get here so fast?
00:27:27Gina?
00:27:28Why are you calling me Gina?
00:27:30I'm Tashira.
00:27:32Gina, I just saw you this morning.
00:27:35You were cheating today.
00:27:37We caught you cheating.
00:27:38You don't remember?
00:27:39Really?
00:27:40Why are you acting so weird?
00:27:41I'm not acting weird.
00:27:42You were in the bed.
00:27:44You don't remember what's catching with that dude this morning?
00:27:46How could I remember something and it didn't happen?
00:27:49You were in the bed.
00:27:50What?
00:27:52Yeah, whatever to be able to clear this up.
00:27:54Hello?
00:27:55Hello?
00:27:55How is that possible?
00:27:57Man, she left.
00:27:58You don't remember that?
00:27:59She left?
00:28:00No, she's here.
00:28:02What?
00:28:03Yeah, she's here.
00:28:04Gina.
00:28:05Man, look.
00:28:07Really?
00:28:07What do you mean?
00:28:09What do you mean?
00:28:09What do I mean?
00:28:10I live here.
00:28:13I'm on my way.
00:28:14Yeah, come on.
00:28:15Clear this shit up.
00:28:17Gina.
00:28:18What are you doing?
00:28:21I'm on my way.
00:28:25I'm on my way.
00:28:25I'm on my way.
00:28:27I'm on my way.
00:28:27I'm on my way.
00:28:30I'm on my way.
00:28:36I'm on my way.
00:28:38I'm on my way.
00:28:39I'm on my way.
00:28:41Hello?
00:28:43Angel, do you know what house Bill Danny's in?
00:28:46Yeah, you'll see.
00:28:48You know what happened?
00:28:50Do I know what happened?
00:28:52Daryl, now's not the time to be bathed.
00:28:56Alright. He was caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.
00:29:01That's not telling me nothing. I'm about to go in and see him.
00:29:06Keep me posted.
00:29:33What the fuck is this?
00:29:53Danny!
00:29:56Um, ma'am, please don't shake the patient.
00:30:01What kind of ghetto shit is this? Why is he in this fake ass day bed?
00:30:06And why don't y'all have a real IV connected to his arm?
00:30:10And why is he wrapped up in duct tape and toilet paper?
00:30:15There's nothing wrong with epinephrine. It seems to be flowing just fine.
00:30:19Epinephrine what?
00:30:21Epinephrine. It's a neurological drug and a hormone.
00:30:24But basically a hormone.
00:30:26Uh, it plays a big part in his fight or flight response.
00:30:32And this is not toilet paper and duct tape.
00:30:35This is the best medical gauze and surgical tape that money can buy.
00:30:41Do you know what happened to him?
00:30:43Well, according to his chart, he had blunt force trauma to the head when he arrived.
00:30:53He was unconscious with his girlfriend.
00:30:56What is who?
00:30:57Uh, her name is Gina.
00:31:00Gina?
00:31:01And who are you?
00:31:03I'm his girl.
00:31:05Bitch.
00:31:08I'm sorry, who are you?
00:31:10You don't never have to say you're sorry, bitch.
00:31:12I be Gina.
00:31:13His real motherfucking woman.
00:31:16This is starting to feel like a bad movie.
00:31:19Okay, um, let me not snap.
00:31:23Why you let them put him in this fake ass hospital room?
00:31:26And why you let them put this fake ass IV in his arm?
00:31:29And why did you let them wrap him up with duct tape and toilet paper, Gina?
00:31:36Wait!
00:31:37Y'all assed him up this whole time?
00:31:41Oh, baby.
00:31:44My son.
00:31:47My son.
00:31:48My son.
00:31:51Damn.
00:31:52You know we should have kept you away from this hussy.
00:31:55Hussey?
00:31:56Yeah, hussy.
00:31:57Wait.
00:31:58Did you just get your hand up?
00:32:00I did.
00:32:01And I'd have took my son with me had I known this shit was gonna happen.
00:32:05You know what?
00:32:06At first it didn't make sense for us to be in this story.
00:32:09Now it do.
00:32:11You better be shaming yourself and took advantage of our 16-year-old son.
00:32:14And you supposed to be a married woman.
00:32:17Just shameful.
00:32:18Crashy.
00:32:19Son!
00:32:21Yes.
00:32:22Our baby boy.
00:32:24We the same age.
00:32:26You 16 too?
00:32:28You 16 too?
00:32:28What?
00:32:30Uh, hello. I'm, uh, Dr. Thomas.
00:32:33What's going on?
00:32:34I have a few questions about his medical history.
00:32:36Like what?
00:32:37Is he, uh, suffering from, uh, Benjamin Button's disease?
00:32:40What?
00:32:43So, not only were you cheating on me, but you were cheating on me with a married woman?
00:32:48Baby, it's not like that.
00:32:50My parents dropped me off over there and she took advantage of me.
00:32:54Boy, what'd I tell you about that line?
00:32:55Ain't nobody.
00:32:56What?
00:32:56We did not drop him off over there.
00:32:58He walked from the house.
00:33:01So now she baby?
00:33:03Why she wasn't here to drop you off then?
00:33:05That story makes no sense.
00:33:07How are they your parents?
00:33:09What you mean?
00:33:10Besides her, we did a good job raising that boy.
00:33:12That's right.
00:33:14Who wrote this shit?
00:33:15Um, everybody, please calm down. You're upsetting the patient.
00:33:19I'd be upset too if I was laying in a fake-ass hospital room with a fake-ass IB in
00:33:24my arm and wrapped up in toilet tissue and duct tape.
00:33:27Excuse me, sweetheart.
00:33:29It's better than you could ever provide.
00:33:33You know what, Danny?
00:33:34Keep your married bitch.
00:33:36Your parents gonna need a babysitter.
00:33:39Don't worry about it.
00:33:40We ain't having her babysitting no more.
00:33:42That's right.
00:33:43The sitter is for y'all.
00:33:46What?
00:33:46What? Excuse me?
00:33:47Uh-uh. Who that little girl thinks she talking to?
00:33:50Oh, man.
00:33:52I'm having a party.
00:33:53Get back in the house.
00:33:54I'm having a party in my pants.
00:33:56And you were invited.
00:33:58Get back in the house.
00:33:59Get back in the house.
00:34:01Hey.
00:34:03So what were you saying?
00:34:16Who is that?
00:34:19Everett, are you good?
00:34:21Gina!
00:34:22Gina!
00:34:25Come on, baby!
00:34:26That's Gina at the door, man.
00:34:28Behind you. That's Gina.
00:34:30What?
00:34:31That's a shot.
00:34:32What happened to you?
00:34:33That's what I been trying to tell you.
00:34:36So y'all trying to tell me y'all couldn't find another person to play my wife?
00:34:41We took pictures and everything for nothing?
00:34:43What the?
00:34:44I know that's a picture of the...
00:34:46I was there.
00:34:47This is not when you say that.
00:34:50It's been so good.
00:34:53Man.
00:34:54Sick of this, man.
00:35:00Come out of here.
00:35:01Come out of here.
00:35:34I know.
00:35:35But you're supposed to just be going that way.
00:35:37The other way.
00:35:39No.
00:35:40That way.
00:35:40Just keep going that way.
00:35:42Yeah, that way.
00:35:42Come on.
00:35:43Hurry up.
00:35:44Wait a minute.
00:35:45The car's...
00:35:45Not why the car's in there.
00:35:47Cause...
00:35:47Alright, now.
00:35:48Now, come on.
00:35:48It's cold.
00:35:49I want to go home.
00:35:50Hurry up.
00:35:51You can go home.
00:35:53Dad, I don't know how to do this.
00:35:54Dad, I don't know how to do this.
00:35:54Director.
00:35:55Director, can you...
00:35:57Come on.
00:35:58Go pass and duck down.
00:36:32Yeah.
00:36:33Right on time.
00:36:37Hey.
00:36:38Get ready.
00:36:41Hey.
00:36:41Get ready.
00:36:44Hey.
00:36:44Yo.
00:36:45Stix.
00:36:46What's up?
00:36:47It's time?
00:36:48Almost.
00:36:49Get your gun ready.
00:36:53Yo.
00:36:54Ain't you going cocky?
00:36:55not when it's one in the temple
00:36:58hey yo
00:37:00you'll run out of the surprise
00:37:04sorry rip
00:37:05don't worry about it
00:37:07let's get ready to go in
00:37:38it's going down
00:37:42I'm about to go pee pee
00:38:21don't worry about it
00:38:49don't worry about it
00:39:08don't worry about it
00:39:35don't worry about it
00:39:59don't worry about it
00:40:10don't worry about it
00:40:11what's up pretty boy
00:40:13fuck
00:40:15get up
00:40:22nice and slow
00:40:30alright you know the drill
00:40:31two fingers
00:40:34what?
00:40:35man
00:40:37hey
00:40:41man you know what I'm talking about
00:40:43pull out your two fingers
00:40:45pull out your gun
00:40:46and put it on the gun and put it on the table
00:40:49and put it on the table
00:40:50man I didn't know what the hell you was talking about
00:40:51I mean come on am I wrong
00:40:52did you?
00:40:54shit I was confused too
00:40:55see what I'm saying
00:40:56what's with your voice?
00:40:57man you quit playing with me
00:41:08put it on the table
00:41:10point that you gotta have a gun
00:41:23man put it on your gun
00:41:27man put it on the gun
00:41:28Put it down! Put it down!
00:41:37See? This is real shit, man. Come on, put your gun down!
00:41:44Yeah, yeah! You two! Back up against the wall!
00:41:56Man, you can't tell me y'all don't hear that.
00:42:05Everett, my dog!
00:42:13That was unnecessary, complete. Not to mention a torn waste of bullets.
00:42:17This entire thing is ridiculous, man.
00:42:21Hey, where's Jason?
00:42:23Man, I'm getting no problems.
00:42:59I'm getting no problems.
00:43:15I'm getting no problems.
00:43:17I'm getting no problems.
00:43:30Man, I surely told you to help me, not just watch.
00:43:34The hell with what?
00:43:36Get these bodies in the trunk.
00:43:38Now, help me with the second one.
00:43:40Man, there ain't no way there's a body in that little ass bag.
00:43:42Look, are you going to help me or not?
00:43:48Make sure you bring your knees to them and mess it back up.
00:43:56So you a cockstraw motherfucker, huh?
00:44:02I'm going to mess up more than this bag.
00:44:11That was fast.
00:44:21Hey, man.
00:44:25Oh.
00:44:27Man, what?
00:44:31Yeah.
00:44:38Man, what a fake do?
00:44:42Oh, man, you know I snorted that shit.
00:44:44We got to get some more tomorrow.
00:44:47Where he at?
00:44:49What?
00:44:52Never mind.
00:44:54There was an incident.
00:44:55Wait.
00:44:56You got rid of the bodies, though, right?
00:44:58Right?
00:44:59And we never took them to his car.
00:45:00Wait, what?
00:45:02Man, the man brought out two trash bags.
00:45:05So the bodies are here?
00:45:07Here?
00:45:07Oh, shit.
00:45:08Shit.
00:45:09Shit.
00:45:10Shit.
00:45:12Shit.
00:45:21I see what he did there.
00:45:23I see.
00:45:24Which is what?
00:45:26He broke the bones so they fit perfectly inside of the bag.
00:45:37Yeah, man, go ahead.
00:45:38Look, the bodies are gone, so everything else is gravy.
00:45:42Okay, Mr. Gravy.
00:45:44But we got stopped by the police.
00:45:46The police?
00:45:48Ever said the cop was flashing the lights?
00:45:50I look up, just somebody flashing the high beams.
00:45:54They sound like a detective.
00:45:56Oh, man, not likely.
00:46:16Roll the women down.
00:46:20Oh, shit.
00:46:21The window don't work.
00:46:26Man, that's a damn security guard.
00:46:29Oh, we got some fight.
00:46:30I'm trying to get an officer down.
00:46:32Wait.
00:46:32Oh, you're going on Stoney Island?
00:46:33Title 12, 84.
00:46:34Title 12, Title 12, Title 12.
00:46:41Oh, I guess what happened?
00:46:43Yeah, we continue down Stoney Island on the slow speed chase.
00:46:47A slow speed chase?
00:46:49Yeah, man, super slow.
00:46:50It was so slow, cars was passing us up.
00:46:52Man, we even stopped at stop signs.
00:46:54So how y'all get away?
00:47:07Sound like everything worked out to him.
00:47:09Man, what you mean everything worked out?
00:47:11I mean, hell, it could have went a way different way.
00:47:13You know?
00:47:15Man, the entire day could have went another way.
00:47:17What you mean?
00:47:18For one, we could have bought real drugs instead of flour, but it makes sense because we bought
00:47:23it with fake money.
00:47:25Then not to mention, we got held up at Broome Point.
00:47:28Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:47:30Okay, listen, with that attitude, you can go.
00:47:39Man, where you got a field crew here?
00:47:44Oh, them?
00:47:46They doing a documentary on my life.
00:47:48But, man, you a drug dealer.
00:47:51No.
00:47:52No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:53I am an entrepreneur who seeks means by street pharmaceuticals.
00:47:59You know what?
00:48:00You're right.
00:48:01I'm about to call up my agent, man.
00:48:03And fire him for signing me up for this low-budget-ass bootleg bullshit.
00:48:09Brother, you got to pay your dues.
00:48:12You got to pay your dues.
00:48:24Something funny?
00:48:26Yeah.
00:48:27I'll be out of here in an hour.
00:48:30Cool.
00:48:30That gives me an hour to get the brakes off your ass.
00:48:35I don't know.
00:48:42Thomas, Thomas, get up.
00:48:44Wait.
00:48:44What are you doing?
00:48:46Teach me a lesson.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:48Well, stop teaching him a lesson so I can talk to him.
00:48:54What happened to his foul?
00:48:58I'm about to go print out another one.
00:49:00Keep an eye on him until I get back.
00:49:02I got everything memorized.
00:49:03You know everything about him?
00:49:05Yep.
00:49:06Full name?
00:49:08Everett Earl Jones.
00:49:09Place of residence?
00:49:116815 South Shore Drive.
00:49:13Criminal record?
00:49:15All right.
00:49:16Last two cases?
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:19He spent three years in Stateville for a murder, but the witness we can't.
00:49:23Tough story.
00:49:23After that, he had a weapons charge, but the DA ended up dropping it.
00:49:29Why?
00:49:30Because the evidence got lost.
00:49:32What?
00:49:33Yeah.
00:49:34Got lost from the evidence room.
00:49:35How are we going to make sure that doesn't happen again?
00:49:37Oh, well, trust me.
00:49:38We got everything on video.
00:49:40We got video footage of his car in the same spot we found the bodies and the murder weapons.
00:49:44Thing is, we don't know who was with him.
00:49:46All right.
00:49:47Get it.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:50You get it?
00:49:51The evidence.
00:49:53Oh, all right, all right, all right, okay.
00:49:57Wait, why isn't he restraining handcuffs?
00:49:59Ma'am, is it possible to loosen these handcuffs?
00:50:02You want me to make it tight?
00:50:04You know what?
00:50:05Just go and get the file.
00:50:11What?
00:50:15Mark?
00:50:17Hello, Mr. Jones.
00:50:18I'm Detective Reed.
00:50:20And if you cooperate, we can probably get these charges dropped.
00:50:24Y'all ain't got nothing on me.
00:50:28We have footage of your vehicle where the bodies were found and we have the murder weapon.
00:50:33The only thing we don't have is your accomplice.
00:50:37You mind telling me who that is?
00:50:45It's just...
00:50:45It's okay, baby.
00:50:47Take your time.
00:50:53Okay, I'll talk.
00:50:55To my lawyer.
00:50:57Get the fuck out of here.
00:50:58Y'all ain't got shit on me.
00:51:06Hey, man.
00:51:08Mine's on the map.
00:51:09What the hell is this?
00:51:10It's the murder weapon.
00:51:13You mind talking to me outside?
00:51:30This shit is ridiculous.
00:51:32Help me.
00:51:33Y'all gonna need a damn bedroom.
00:52:00Oh
00:52:01Oh
00:52:05Oh
00:52:05I got to stay off that shit
00:52:17Baby
00:52:20Baby
00:52:25Baby
00:52:26Baby
00:52:28Damn baby
00:52:29Baby
00:52:37What the hell?
00:52:39Look come on I lost the back okay come on
00:52:41Wait what are you doing?
00:52:42Look I had a tough day I want to relieve some stress
00:52:45Excuse me?
00:52:46Baby look I want to fu-
00:52:49I want to make love okay?
00:52:50Hmm
00:52:51Oh wait wait
00:52:52What?
00:52:52Without a shower?
00:52:54We can shower together
00:52:56Okay so you're okay with all of this?
00:52:58Okay with what?
00:53:00Me being dressed like this and treated like a sexual object
00:53:03I mean who picked out these clothes anyway?
00:53:06I need you to look at me when I'm talking to you
00:53:08My eyes are up here
00:53:10I made my choice
00:53:12You know what?
00:53:13I am so sick of these low budget ass productions
00:53:15Treating women like a sex object just to get people to watch them
00:53:18Baby come on please
00:53:20Baby nothing
00:53:20I am going back to doing sketches
00:53:26I can't wait till this shit go back
00:53:29Please let me smell it
00:54:03Take care
00:54:11Named
00:54:12You're sorry
00:54:12It's all that I'm running
00:54:13You're at the house
00:54:13I don't have a drunk
00:54:17Yes
00:54:49Hey girl, what you doing?
00:54:52Just got in.
00:54:54From where?
00:54:56Catching Jonas lying ass up.
00:55:00Oh my God, how?
00:55:03Girl, with three women.
00:55:07What?
00:55:08What are you talking about, three women?
00:55:11Look, I'm Marina and Lainey, we're on our way.
00:55:15Girl, I really don't want no company right now.
00:55:20Girl, look, we're down the street and I just picked up a bottle of red wine.
00:55:27Okay, come on.
00:55:30We will be there in a few minutes.
00:55:32Alright.
00:55:47Damn, that was sad.
00:55:48I must have already been outside.
00:55:51What the fuck are you doing here?
00:55:53Baby, look, Erica, look, I made a big mistake.
00:55:58Alright?
00:55:59I'm sorry.
00:56:00You sorry, alright.
00:56:01I'll have your shit packed up tomorrow and you can come get it off the grass.
00:56:05Look, baby, please, just give me another chance.
00:56:07To do what?
00:56:08Cheat on me with a fourth woman?
00:56:11A fourth?
00:56:13Nah, I'm good.
00:56:16Erica, wait, what do you mean four?
00:56:18It was only Tammy.
00:56:20Yeah, the three Tammys.
00:56:23The three Tammys.
00:56:28Jonah, you have a good night.
00:56:30My girls are here.
00:56:31We're gonna drink and talk shit about your ass till I pass out.
00:56:35Erica, where the hell am I supposed to sleep tonight?
00:56:37I don't give a fuck.
00:56:39Try one of the Tammys.
00:56:44You brought your bitches here?
00:56:48These are your Tammys.
00:56:50What are you talking about?
00:56:51I'm Shayla.
00:56:52This is Rina and Lanny.
00:56:54Listen now.
00:56:55I don't know what kind of game y'all playing.
00:56:58Bitch, I just got off the phone with you.
00:57:04Wow.
00:57:06So you couldn't find any other women to play my friends?
00:57:09Listen.
00:57:10I am trying my best to stay in character and improvise.
00:57:14But you're making it real hard.
00:57:16Who is she talking to?
00:57:19Who is she talking to?
00:57:22Who?
00:57:24I guess I have to help rewrite the end of this scene.
00:57:28So it makes sense.
00:57:32What's wrong?
00:57:35I had a nightmare.
00:57:36About what?
00:57:38I thought I made a Tubi movie.
00:57:40...
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