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Love Island (UK) - Season 3 - Episode 42
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00:09Previously, on Love Island, the girls made their decisions.
00:16Jamie, Alex, myself, Kate, Chris, Michael, Sam.
00:30And one boy was shone the door.
00:39Tonight.
00:43Romance blossoms.
00:48And suspicion grows.
00:50How can you cause that much of a scene for Johnny thing?
00:53Guys, big news.
00:57Oh, my goodness.
01:16The old just been dumped, or to quote that famous song again,
01:21Theo, Theo, Theo's grafted, but he's got to go home.
01:26If you really like Theo, you'd be leaving with him.
01:30All right, then, guys.
01:31Good luck, yeah.
01:32Good luck.
01:32I'll see you soon.
01:34And as Theo heads to the EasyJet check-in desk to beg for a seat with extra leg room,
01:40Marcel's wondering why Gabby gave him L in her recoupling speech.
01:44You've been trying to deny what you've been, what you've actually said in your speech to me.
01:48What did you say to me in the speech, bro?
01:50Love.
01:50Love you as much as I do.
01:52Oh, she did say that.
01:54What am I, am I reading that wrong?
01:57Yeah, he is.
01:57You're putting words in her mouth.
01:59All right, so what were the...
01:59She hasn't said that.
02:00It definitely wasn't right.
02:01But I love Jamie, and I love Cam.
02:03Oh, so...
02:04I don't know how you said it, but I don't think your family, like, love us.
02:06I think my family are gonna, like, love you too.
02:09I think you're deflecting.
02:11All right, so that's just basically made it a really average speech then.
02:20It's fine.
02:20Can you stop putting pressure on me?
02:22I'm not pressurising in any situation.
02:23I think it was perfectly worded.
02:24It was a really nice speech.
02:25It was touching.
02:26It was touching.
02:27I loved your speech, personally.
02:30Me too.
02:31This is my face for, like, the entire time Gabs were speaking.
02:34I just can't help but be happy in this situation.
02:36I've got a girl that I love, and she loves me back.
02:38Well, she won't admit that she said, I love you,
02:43but the hair that, the recoupling was just, like,
02:46it was really, really, really amazing.
02:48I loved it.
02:49I'd say us four are the strongest.
02:53Aw, I would too.
02:54Like, I'd say, well, we don't, like, we don't argue.
02:57Like, we don't bicker.
02:58Like, there's nothing.
02:59I just think, like, everyone, like, obviously tries to make it look like
03:03it's, like, a fairy tale, and it's just what happens.
03:06But, like, I think you can just tell when people are strong.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Because of the way they handle situations, like,
03:12certain people will just, like, couples will just get upset over ridiculous things.
03:16Yeah.
03:16Like, we used to, but, like, now, honestly,
03:18I don't think there's anything that could, like, come in front of us.
03:21Definitely.
03:21Because we just hit it together, do you know what I mean?
03:22Like, as a team.
03:23Yeah.
03:24I am coupled up with my boyfriend in a bed.
03:28In a bed.
03:29No Nikki Beach.
03:30No, no lounge.
03:32Oh, my gosh.
03:33And we're in our original bed, and I'm literally just...
03:38Just overwhelmed.
03:39No, I'm fine.
03:45Amber, you're like a typical married couple.
03:48One that sleeps in a communal bedroom and gets filmed 24 hours a day for a reality TV show.
03:53Have you thought it?
03:54No.
03:55Anyway, it's communal bedtime now, so off you all go, and no funny stuff.
04:02I've got everything I want.
04:04I'm so content.
04:13No, I'm locked in!
04:15I'm locked in!
04:16I'm locked in!
04:17I'm locked in!
04:19Get me out!
04:20Tyler, open it.
04:22It's sweet.
04:27My heart hurts.
04:29My heart hurts.
04:40Just don't worry about the show.
04:41Touching clap.
04:42New York.
04:43Touching clap.
04:44Touching clap is a good song.
04:46Shh!
04:48Who's shushing people?
04:49Me.
04:50It's oh so quiet.
04:57It's oh so still.
05:11Oh, my God, it stinks.
05:13Oh, my God, it stinks.
05:14Oh, my God, it stinks.
05:14You blow up, you sing for the time we can't lose.
05:21Symphony, so watch the news.
05:24Wow!
05:25Oh, my God, I'm falling in love.
05:36Shh.
05:39Last night in bed, one islander discovered the satisfaction of sticking it all the way in.
05:45Yep, Gabby loves her new earplugs, and she might need them again because it's getting very loved up in there.
05:50It's always when we fight, I kiss you once or twice, and everything's forgotten, and it's always you and me,
06:04always, and forever, and forever, and forever.
06:08Right now, Kem and Amber can barely keep their hands off each other.
06:12I take it back.
06:13They're not like a married couple.
06:14Did you hear me last night?
06:16I heard you going like a little rabbit.
06:18Yeah.
06:19She turned around and went to me.
06:21That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
06:24I did hear the occasional moan from you.
06:25She said it was the best sex she's ever had in my life.
06:29Like, we are just pretty obsessed with each other.
06:31She did wake up with a big smile on her face.
06:33That is what I try to do.
06:35Typical man, blabbing it around.
06:38Kem, sexual intercourse is a private matter between two individuals.
06:42Discretion is everything.
06:44Tell him, Olivia.
06:45We shagged last night.
06:47Did you?
06:49Oh, my God.
06:51Did you feel sex?
06:52No.
06:53Yeah, I wouldn't lie, but something so serious we did.
06:56Why was it taking you so long?
06:57I don't know why we hadn't actually done it yet and why last night we did,
07:00but I think after, like, this is our final, final go.
07:04Was it good?
07:05I can't walk right, honestly.
07:07Like, you've seen it.
07:08Me and Kem were in the bed next to you, and I did not hear a single thing.
07:12How was it, though?
07:13Do you feel a bit closer to him?
07:15No, I'm not a virgin.
07:17Like, and obviously we've done stuff.
07:20I'm just glad we have now, because I know all the stuff I'm going to teach him already.
07:24Well, was he not that good?
07:25The thing is, with your first time, neither of you know what each other likes anyway,
07:29so you've done, like, testing the waters.
07:30And you've got to do it under the covers.
07:31And we had to just be really gentle, because obviously, like, he's hung like a racehorse,
07:34and I've literally been living like a nun.
07:36Yeah.
07:37But it's done.
07:38Well, I'm really happy for you.
07:39Me too.
07:39I'm so glad you've done it.
07:41I was starting to think, like, God, I've lost all my skills.
07:43Like, why isn't he sticking it on me?
07:44And then last night he stuck it on me, I was like, thank God.
07:47We've really, like, more than any other couple in this villa, I'd say,
07:51we've been through a lot.
07:53And to come out the other side, like, how we are now, like, yeah, it couldn't be better.
07:59Last night in bed with Georgia, Sam did some spooning.
08:02It's not quite forking, but he'll take what he can get.
08:07How are you feeling?
08:08Obviously, you've took my missus away from me.
08:09I've took your bed.
08:10I'm in the bed next to you.
08:12No, but hey, how are you feeling?
08:15Do you have seriously, you know?
08:16Happy.
08:18Obviously, it's very, very early.
08:19It's been, like, what, three days or something like that.
08:21Do you see a little bit of a saying, saying, was there?
08:23Look, mate, we were in bed last night.
08:24We were both all over each other, you know, cuddling and messing about and stuff like that.
08:27Is she necking off?
08:28Nah.
08:29Do you know what?
08:29You have just coupled up, though, like, that might take me as well.
08:32But that'll probably come either tonight or tomorrow, definitely.
08:35Maybe it's tonight when we get in the bed, do you know what I mean?
08:37Because she's very, like, we're very much hands on like that.
08:39It's a little bit naturally.
08:40That's what I'm saying.
08:40I'm not going to force nothing.
08:42This time round, I've been here before, done it, didn't work out.
08:46Now I'm back, going to try again.
08:48And hopefully this will be the one.
08:49You definitely see it going somewhere.
08:51Like, you're obviously getting good signals off of it.
08:53To be fair, you'll know yourself, obviously, coming in, I had a day and a half technically
08:56to couple up, a day and a night.
08:59And obviously, like, I've had the graft, done that, got to where I am now.
09:02Now here's where the other bit of grafting starts to see if we can progress it.
09:07Obviously, time will tell on that one, but I hope, like, I hope it's a fifth time lucky bird.
09:10Nah, I reckon it is, mate.
09:12With a bird yourself, once you try it with people, and sometimes it clicks a little bit
09:15but not fully, but once it actually clicks with me, and I get there with that person,
09:18once it clicks and it does click, you'll know it.
09:21I did say when I came in here, I did come in here actually to find somebody, so hopefully
09:25this is the girl that's meant to be.
09:27At the end of the day, Sam just wants a girl to feel his click.
09:31But what's Georgia's take on things?
09:33I do like this stage when we're just first starting to...
09:38Get to know each other and flirt.
09:41Yeah, like, flirt and, like, just sort of fancy each other.
09:46I know it sounds cringy, but I'd like our first kiss to be, like, at a proper nice moment,
09:51but not just, like, when we're all sitting drinking or just, like...
09:55Yeah.
09:55..when we're just laying in bed.
09:57I'd like it to be, like...
09:58Yeah.
09:58..a cute moment that you can sort of look back on.
10:01I reckon, like, he's a very, like, good for each other in that way
10:05because you're so excitable, it's nice to see.
10:08I am starting to fancy Sam a bit.
10:10It's like...
10:12It's still really early days, but I do find myself wondering where he is
10:16if I'm not with him.
10:18So, yeah, I do think I am starting to like him.
10:22Coming up, Cam has a stinker.
10:26I fart too much.
10:27LAUGHTER
10:36Last night's bedroom and text left Chris a bit drained,
10:40so brace yourself for the least enthusiastic I've got a text
10:43in the history of Love Island.
10:46Ah!
10:47Oh!
10:48Who's that?
10:50Oh, boys!
10:53As in, I've got a text?
10:54What is it?
10:55Text!
10:56Boys, today you will put your...
10:58I can't say that word.
11:01What is it?
11:03Culinary skills to the test as you cook lunch for your ladies.
11:07Hashtag too many cooks.
11:09Hashtag if you can't stand the heat.
11:12Oh, yes!
11:13It's actually pretty funny to watch you cook a thing.
11:14How do you say that word?
11:15Culinary?
11:16Culinary.
11:17Culinary.
11:18Yeah, I don't actually know.
11:19Culinary.
11:20Culinary.
11:21Culinary, yes.
11:23Culinary.
11:24Culinary.
11:25Fuck's sake, Chris can't cook.
11:26No, no, no, no, no.
11:27I just want a toastie.
11:28What?
11:29I just want a toastie.
11:30I've watched TV programmes before,
11:32and in every kitchen you've got someone
11:34who walks around,
11:36whether it's in a circle or up and down,
11:38and they will tell the person
11:40if they're doing it correctly.
11:41So, more like an operations manager.
11:44You know, I won't be getting my hands dirty
11:46or anything like that,
11:47or I won't be chopping up stuff,
11:48or washing anything up,
11:50because I believe that I'm worth more than that.
11:52So, for me, I'm kitchen manager today.
11:55I'm firstly going to introduce myself.
11:57My name is Con,
11:59kitchen operation manager.
12:02What you need to learn at the palm tree restaurant is,
12:04my word is final,
12:06no one is bigger than the palm tree.
12:07Do we understand?
12:09Yes, Chef.
12:10Yes, Con.
12:10Yes, Con.
12:12Oh, my God.
12:13What is going on?
12:15Guys, you please take care to the kitchen
12:17and get your rolls on.
12:18Let's do it.
12:19Let's do it.
12:20Let's do it.
12:21Let's do it.
12:21Please begin.
12:22Good morning.
12:32It's little mishaps in the kitchen,
12:33which set us back.
12:35We have a schedule to work,
12:36so we have time scale.
12:37Let's flash more.
12:39Joanne.
12:40Chris's role was basically just to chat shit to everybody,
12:43I think I did quite well at it,
12:45to be honest, yeah.
12:46Show on.
12:47Yes?
12:48Salted.
12:48Salted.
12:50Guys, back to it.
12:52Your boyfriend's eating fucking hard.
12:57Chris's role in the kitchen,
13:00is there a name for someone
13:02that just fucking annoys everyone?
13:04Yeah, he's fucking useless crap.
13:06It's amazing to even touch things.
13:09Jamie, that's a joke today.
13:11Jamie's so good looking.
13:12I don't want him to bend me
13:13out of that kitchen counter.
13:15Really?
13:16Yes.
13:16Look at him.
13:27These girls are lucky girls, mate.
13:29Very lucky girls.
13:31The thing is,
13:31this is our lives at risk.
13:32We could actually genuinely get food poisoning.
13:34They better have washed their smuggy hands.
13:36No, no, no, no, no.
13:40Chris, stop this, mate.
13:43Come on.
13:46What's I'm talking about?
13:47What's I'm talking about?
13:49Five more minutes of them burgers are done.
13:53That's who?
13:54Bless you.
13:55Someone's just sneezed on the burgers.
13:58So, cheese got that.
14:01Fagan's got that.
14:02Carolina's got that.
14:03Have a cargo.
14:04Mate, this is getting stressed.
14:09Chuck the end of my finger.
14:10Literally the end of it.
14:11Stop it.
14:11Let me see.
14:15Thanks.
14:18Oh my God, that is so good.
14:20The food itself was delicious.
14:23Absolutely amazing.
14:24The boys did themselves proud.
14:26It was perfect.
14:27No, is it nice?
14:28Hold on, I don't know yet.
14:30Who made it?
14:30Me.
14:31No, you didn't.
14:32Who did this bit?
14:33I don't know.
14:34No, what I was,
14:36I was kitchen operation manager,
14:38which meant I just made sure it all ran smoothly.
14:40I didn't have to cook.
14:42I don't know.
14:42I haven't had a burger for so long.
14:44Well done, Mark.
14:45I'm very proud of you.
14:46Thank you, baby.
14:47I appreciate it.
14:50Oh, it's good.
14:51It's actually all right, isn't it?
14:52Mmm, really good.
14:54Unreal.
14:55I can't believe you've made this from scratch.
14:57The organisation skills were worrying.
15:00Mmm.
15:01But look, it turned out absolutely amazing.
15:03I had, like, caramelised onions, avocado,
15:08even had a fried egg.
15:09Asked any of my friends at home,
15:11I loved myself an egg.
15:12I really like it.
15:13Do you?
15:14Really?
15:14It's our first, was this a did?
15:16Is this our first day?
15:17I think this could be our first day, couldn't it?
15:19What do you think?
15:19Now we're coupled up.
15:20It's going to be our first night in bed together.
15:21I thought it was very nice.
15:23So you fancy me then?
15:26What do you think?
15:27Or do you think fancies who more?
15:29I don't know.
15:30I think maybe you fancied me more
15:32when you first came in.
15:35The tables might be turning.
15:37I think I've grown on you a little bit more.
15:38I think it's this burger.
15:40So we see we're a little bit like a one-on-one time
15:42and honestly, like, I thought, yeah,
15:44like, we've cracked on, we've coupled up.
15:46But today, by what she was saying to me,
15:48I was thinking, fucking hell, like,
15:49I'm a bit buzzing, you know?
15:51Last night was weird for me,
15:52sleeping in the bed with a guy for, like, the first time.
15:55Like, properly.
15:56It was weird, but it didn't feel weird,
15:57you know what I mean?
15:58Put your leg out with me a few times as well.
16:00Did I?
16:00Yeah.
16:00I like that, though.
16:02Hmm.
16:03Do you think we're compatible now?
16:05I never once said we're not compatible.
16:07Mm-hmm.
16:08I don't even know what compatible means.
16:10You said we're off in different worlds or whatever.
16:14I was emotionally drained.
16:16Me too.
16:17I get why you felt like that.
16:18I squeezed out, like, five whole tears.
16:20That's big for me.
16:22I'm intrigued to see what my mum would say about you,
16:24to be fair.
16:24I'm scared.
16:25Obviously, she watched it before I came in here
16:27and she had, like, a bit of an opinion and all that.
16:29Did she think I was up on my own ass?
16:30A little bit.
16:31Oh, no.
16:32She didn't do.
16:32But, like, obviously...
16:34Oh, my God, she thought I was stuck up.
16:36Oh, dear.
16:37What team did you spot?
16:39Tottenham.
16:39What about you?
16:40Chelsea.
16:40Chelsea.
16:41I don't know if I'll go back to it.
16:42If I go back, would you come watch me?
16:44What, play football?
16:46Yeah.
16:46Every single game, a home game, I've been to and Chelsea was one.
16:50Have you?
16:50Every single one.
16:51I think I'm a lucky charm.
16:53You are?
16:53Mm.
16:54Both would be my lucky charm.
16:56Just come in.
16:59I love you.
17:01Oh, I love you.
17:04I've got your little...
17:05See, now, my little present I've got you.
17:06Yeah, you're not cute.
17:07Do I get to keep it?
17:08You can keep it next to your bed.
17:09Yeah, and then I'll take it home and put it over my real bed.
17:13Yeah, I will real bed.
17:16I'll keep it up, Sam.
17:18Baby steps, yeah.
17:19I feel like he's just the cutest, but he's so funny, and at the same time, like, he's not
17:25too all over me.
17:26Like, we've got such a good little connection building up at the moment.
17:30But, yeah, I'll definitely look back at that as our first date, and I've got the souvenir
17:34off the table to prove it.
17:43No surprise George has been swept off her feet.
17:46You show me a lady that can resist the old hamburger fried egg and an empty box of a paper
17:51flour blue tacked on combo.
17:53It's romantic dynamite.
17:54Like, we were just saying there, mate, honestly, she was just saying, yesterday, she felt like
18:00I liked her more than she liked me.
18:02She said, no, the tables have turned, like, she feels like she likes me more than her.
18:06Like, not more, yeah, she just said she's probably like...
18:08You're that kind of guy, like, where...
18:09I grow on people.
18:10I grow on people in more than one way as well, do you know what I mean?
18:15I think probably tonight's the night, isn't it?
18:17We'll have a bit of a daft day-to-day, have fun when we go to bed.
18:20We'll have a daft little cuddle.
18:21Yeah, I'm probably just going to try and knock on with it tonight, but nothing too eager,
18:25because by what she's saying, she doesn't like that type of stuff, so...
18:29Instead of putting...
18:29Because everyone says I like to put a tongue in, I think they're right, so there's no tongue
18:32going in tonight.
18:33It's going to be just a little peck on the lips, and if the tongue slips in, it's not
18:36my fault.
18:37Obviously, her mouth must have just been open.
18:39Sam, I hate to disappoint you, but that's not what the phrase a slip of the tongue means,
18:44but it just so happens I've got something to help loosen all the girls' lips.
18:49Oh, shit.
18:51I've got a text!
18:52Text!
18:54Text!
18:56All right.
18:58Boys, it's time to find out if you really know what your girl's thinking in today's couple's
19:02challenge.
19:03That's what she said.
19:05Hashtag making a splash.
19:07Hashtag...
19:08Hashtag...
19:08Oh, no, she didn't.
19:10Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:15I don't know why they always run to these challenges.
19:18It's not like it's going to start without them.
19:20Anyway, today's challenge is all about not getting wet.
19:24In the spirit of Mr. and Mrs., the girls are going to be asked a series of questions.
19:28Girls, what is the most annoying thing about your boy?
19:32Then, they'll write the answers down on their blackboards.
19:35Oh, God.
19:36I feel like I'm being sinful in this one.
19:38Yeah!
19:39Their partners will then take turns guessing what their girl answered.
19:44Ken, any ideas?
19:45She always says that I don't ask her enough about herself.
19:48That's wrong.
19:48Um, Jamie?
19:51Snoring?
19:52No.
19:53Back to Ken.
19:55Stubbornness?
19:55No.
19:56Jamie?
19:57Um, he's undecided.
19:59Not quite, Jamie.
20:01I thought too much.
20:03The boy who comes up with the right answer first gets a point.
20:06Good at everything?
20:07I put good at everything.
20:09What?
20:10So annoying.
20:11Just good at everything.
20:14Well, the other hunk gets a dunk.
20:24No!
20:25No!
20:25No!
20:26No!
20:26No!
20:27No!
20:27No!
20:27No!
20:28No!
20:28No!
20:30No!
20:31I have been in the past, but I'm a changed man.
20:34Right, next up, it's Olivia and Chris versus Tyler and Mike.
20:39Girls, what is your boy's best personality trait?
20:44Easy.
20:45Mike, any ideas?
20:47Maybe that I'm chilled, laid back?
20:49Absolutely not.
20:50Fuck!
20:50Chris?
20:52No stubborn?
20:54Best personality trait.
20:56Best!
20:56It's got to be good for you.
20:57I don't get it, but sometimes it's going to be good.
20:59No, it's never good.
21:00I'm back to you, Mike.
21:01Yes!
21:02Karen!
21:03That is correct.
21:05Karen!
21:06Boy!
21:09Boy!
21:11Boy!
21:12Let's reveal your answer.
21:14He's kind.
21:15Aw.
21:16Yeah.
21:17What is your boy's worst habit?
21:20Marcel!
21:21Is it me saying, you all right?
21:23Ah!
21:24Yes, it is!
21:26Ah.
21:27You all right?
21:28You all right?
21:28And then, literally, 30 seconds later, you all right?
21:32I'm like, yes!
21:34Nothing's changed within 30 seconds.
21:36Do you not?
21:36I put into him himself.
21:38Ah, well, yeah.
21:42If you could achieve one thing in life, what would it be?
21:47I'm thinking to have, like, a family.
21:49No!
21:51Really?
21:51Like, have you met me?
21:53For me, it's just our natural, our to, uh, pursue a career in having a few children.
21:58So she told me she wanted to marry me by the time she was 27?
22:01Not planning.
22:02I said I want to be married the next couple of years.
22:04I didn't say to who.
22:05All right, next.
22:06Ken?
22:06Uh, to perform in the West End?
22:08Yes!
22:08That is correct!
22:12Right.
22:34What is the one thing you would change about yourself?
22:38Jamie?
22:39Being shy, confidence, like.
22:41No?
22:43Sam?
22:43I'm going to go for your nose.
22:49I don't think there's anything he didn't list.
22:53A lips.
22:57I'll pay good money for this.
22:59But we got there eventually.
23:02She wants to be quieter, not louder.
23:04Yeah!
23:05Yes!
23:05That is the right answer.
23:08And Camilla?
23:09Improving my intelligence.
23:11What?
23:12What?
23:13What?
23:13What?
23:14What was I ever going to get?
23:16Because there's always room for improvement, even when you are amazing.
23:19You can be good at everything, but you can't learn everything.
23:21You know what I mean, apparently?
23:23You can do it.
23:24You can do it.
23:26Come on.
23:27What could our boys do that would improve our relationships?
23:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
23:36Marcel, what could you do to improve our relationship?
23:39Stop poking you.
23:41I mean that would help or it's not right for this one and Alex view I think I'm too kind
23:45that
23:46stopping tonight is correct stop taking things to heart to wind me up
24:04all right look I'm telling you now yeah I'm saying I don't take things to heart
24:12get over it I'm over those I'm done I pretend like I'm in a mood just so she can not
24:18be like
24:19oh my gosh what's up what's up doesn't work though it just doesn't work she just goes we're getting
24:23a move right so that's the game finished Alex and Montana and Mike and Tyler one but the
24:30shops are shot on Sunday so we couldn't buy them a prize still to come Tyler gets tongues wagging I
24:43struggle to see this is genuine I really do listen up to you you could win 30,000 pounds at
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25:16number to LVE 17 PO box seven double five eight Darby DE 1 0 NQ entrance and guests must be
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25:27text entries close at 10 a.m. Monday the 7th of August good luck as we saw in the challenge
25:41Chris reads
25:42Olivia like a book that book is a 2003 Bino annual Chris got it for his Christmas and he's never
25:47opened it you didn't get me right did you I didn't get any right do you know what one I'm
25:53not gonna lie
25:53cracked me up what what does live on a bit what what what does your girl like aspire to be
25:59what does
25:59what does your girl aspire to be and you was like to have kids she was have a family she
26:04was like to be
26:04rich to be rich I thought she was cheddy if I knew she weren't rich already I wouldn't have fucking
26:08wanted to recover haha I'm joking you obviously want to have kids and that yeah obviously like I'm
26:15like a family guy and I come from like a proper family family so you know it's always our dreams
26:20having our family and settle down and have kids and a nice house and shit things with me and you
26:25know yeah we um we are proper soppy in it I've realized yeah we like stuff like that we are
26:31we are
26:31soft as shit we love the romantic stuff yeah and and the sensible stuff we cover all the areas don't
26:36we hmm can you imagine having kids and a family with her with her with Liv yeah but like I
26:45can't do
26:46nappies legit I will never ever ever change a kid's nappy I can't do it fucking scares the shit out
26:53of me
26:54yeah I will pay someone I honestly this is no banter I can't imagine myself having kids and a
27:00family with Amber but yeah do you think my problem do you think you will I haven't had a I've
27:05never had a bird
27:06this is the bird I've made my girlfriend I am in love with her I want to be with her
27:09yeah I always said
27:10to myself I said to my mum and dad I was like the first girl I ever make my girlfriend
27:13I want it
27:14it's intention to be my wife so obviously I'm going about it that way but no no not next year
27:18fucking hell
27:19like not with me I do like kids yeah but they pissed me off at certain ages so like when
27:25they're
27:25first born they're too small so I give it to my mum yeah of course and then when they get
27:29to two
27:29they're proper cute because they're really small yeah they can't control their legs and then their
27:33heads look massive yeah so they're fun and then they get to afford their fat heads and they yeah
27:37they get to fall a little bit annoyance yeah mom and then when they're in school that first year of
27:41school cute then they get lippy mom and then wait till they get older on it yeah then it's like
27:46sweet as in growing up friends yeah and that's it then gaps in between fuck me off
27:53in the villa night's about to fall there she is it's much faster than the mediterranean
28:12I know I know no better Mike's talking about his budding relationship with Tyler well Michael if
28:19you're happy to settle that's your prerogative I hope she makes you very happy that's when like
28:24recoupling changes everything because obviously massively first time with Livia nothing me and I was up
28:31for ages talking gig like laughing was kissing I was just like little things like even like just fucking
28:40being like tickling my back and that who tell yeah which I know I wouldn't normally do that with a
28:45bird
28:45yeah yeah after the niner for two days she just shows you just shows you's clicked quick which is good
28:50man which just shows that there's a site there and it helps that she's very fit and also you get
28:55on well
28:55do you know what I mean yeah and that's the same with you do you have do you ever do
28:59you
28:59to have like talks that are a bit like more sexual rather than just getting to know
29:04yeah definitely like obviously like what this it's more sort more sort of flirty and stuff now like when
29:09we're in bed and stuff just little joke in a mask it was cuddling all night last night and stuff
29:13I
29:13didn't think she'd be like not like not as touchy-feely as she was do you know what I mean
29:17she surprised me but obviously it was nice obviously with me and Georgia like when we
29:22coupled up and stuff like there was something there that hasn't been there before I've said
29:26this about four times the different people have been coupled up with but literally this time
29:29there's something I feel different and I think she feels it that I've never felt before do you know
29:35what I mean it's a bit weird so it just clicks that little bit more there's something about
29:39Georgia that's like a red velvet neckband to a bull so have you had a good day today honestly like
29:44since we've been here every day has been class but I think now we're like we're getting on that bit
29:49more every day is getting better isn't it you're getting a bit of a buzz obviously right there but
29:53the thing this morning where we had to make like dinner and stuff for you's yeah nice little chat there
29:56that was good wasn't it like our couple's challenge today that was good again and here we are now like
30:01you smell nice do you want to over talk to you sometimes what is that I don't know it's nice
30:06though a nits I'm sorry do you think you over talk me yeah oh my god no because I am
30:10always the
30:11over talker oh yeah and this time I've met my match a little bit so it's quite like so we
30:15just
30:15sit down to a car and reach out all the time I quite like that this time round it just
30:21feels a
30:21little bit like more different it feels more like real and I'm buzzing Montana she was showing me the
30:28maddest trick earlier what was it literally put are you gonna take it seriously I'll show you yes
30:33right on yeah I don't know if I'm gonna get it right huh don't show me because you don't get
30:36it
30:36I might be able to correct it because I'm good at stuff like this all right if not we'll get
30:39her over
30:40yeah but put one hand like this just trust me one hand like this close your eyes no are you
30:47gonna
30:47make me do it properly right three two one oh my god
31:05I mean Montana didn't get quite like that
31:18it was instigated by me but that's just because I sort of wanted to be the person to do it
31:23mainly because I know he'd probably
31:25fuck it up did you actually show you anything no was that your little kissing technique
31:30look at all them bodice now when we were in bed last night we've got like started cuddling
31:35something I thought oh yeah it's right it's right and then it was just like oh no no best not
31:39best not
31:47oh no I did think that would happen but it's a bit better but you said a bit there so
31:53I have it on my face
31:54I'm not gonna lie a little bit yeah can you get it off yeah watch
32:07good work Georgia imagine how nice that would be someone you really fancy telling you to close your eyes and
32:14grabbing your face and giving you a long passionate kiss oh Mike it's chatting to Tyler
32:21do you know what it's a rare thing when I actually listen to a girl talk
32:26is it really yeah it's rare yeah I wouldn't go as far as saying interesting but
32:31you're good to look at and I'll just probably just take it in unconsciously while you're talking
32:36and it just stays in there that's nice to know say it was like my birthday yeah what would you
32:46do
32:47if it was your birthday I would get us a table at Harvester two for one
32:55two for one's good because I like the sausage of mash and gravy ones that's perfect
32:59um I would probably like saying I'll do this for you but if I was really trying to impress a
33:09girl
33:10I'll maybe take a Paris for the weekend and go for a lot of good food a lot of wine
33:16and obviously you
33:18don't want to go back to the shit outside of it a nice little penthouse or something to go back
33:24to
33:25this is sounding very good but I've only obviously one room one bed obviously yeah I ain't gonna lie
33:32though I do feel a little bit smug smug yeah what do you mean because obviously I came back
33:37in and took the best bird in the villa Mike thinks that he's now smug Mike because he got what
33:49he wanted
33:49but he's still on testing grounds but I'm not gonna lie things are going very very well I've always
33:59wanted someone that's like my partner in crime like my best friend I'm also also sexually attracted
34:05to and at the moment he's ticking all the boxes I always thought Mike would take me to Paris
34:13I can see him now giving me a kiss on the Champs Elyse but Montana's not convinced by the all
34:20-new
34:20loved-up Tyler I struggle to see this is genuine I really do I mean I'll borrow bikinis and whatever
34:26but like I just I'm not sure how can you cause that much of a scene for the Johnny thing
34:33and then
34:33the next day I didn't hear I say his name what I say his name once just come on in
34:38how's everyone
34:40if Alex left I'd be fucking moping around like with a face like a slapped ass I'd have probably left
34:49I feel like you know Tyler's completely entitled to find somebody else absolutely fine but the
34:55thing some of the things that she said when Johnny left like you know wait for me I still really
35:00like
35:01you all of that shit um she shouldn't have said it because now it kind of makes her look a
35:07bit fake
35:08because she was literally wailing and now you know Johnny who kind of thing but she was like
35:14wait for me on the outside I really like you I can't I can't be in here without you kind
35:21of thing like
35:22this is absolute torture the next day she's fucking skipping and diving into the pool it was very odd
35:31still to come Olivia takes the plunge I would really love to be your girlfriend
35:45so Jamie can read Camilla like a book the book is war and peace Jamie got it for his Christmas
35:50and
35:50he's read it loads of times because he's really clever I'm genuinely excited about you going like
35:56going out with you and seeing you on the outside because I know I know I'm seeing you in here
36:01but
36:02it's just a different ball game and you've been able to actually go and do what we want to do
36:05yeah I mean I would obviously want to go on a date just the one I've never met anyone
36:15quite like him before and in this moment I am the happiest I've been in the villa what would we
36:24do
36:24like our first what first date on the room yeah we kind of would be though isn't it yeah so
36:32I love
36:32doing like just like drink daytime drinking in the sunshine just like in the park like we could play
36:38like games rounders rounders then fine whatever football fine but you know what I mean like just
36:50something fun daytime let us steam yeah you heard it here first Camilla's dream day is getting drunk in
36:58a park she might be posh but she's still a hundred percent scottish and Camilla's not the only one
37:04feeling the romance I feel like in terms of our relationship he has grafted me from the beginning
37:11and he's had to kind of I don't know find a few obstacles in the way haven't I yeah he
37:17always tells
37:18me how he feels and says lovely things and I just say nothing so I'd like to you wanna give
37:25him something
37:26to work with I know you're gonna you're gonna struggle says I'm gonna compliments in it but
37:31like you should make don't laugh yeah don't laugh 100% don't know in my past I've put myself fully
37:39out
37:40there on several occasions and I feel like I'm at this point where like I always expect the worst case
37:46scenario from people I expect the bare minimum and then that way I won't be disappointed but then the same
37:52token that is unfair on someone like Chris if he doesn't say he wants me to be his girlfriend
37:58I'm just gonna you're gonna ask yeah do it do it do it I actually think you should do it
38:04I think it's
38:04such a nice thing
38:09I'll talk to you yeah come on he has no idea what's coming from
38:21guys guys listen I've got some big news
38:24Liv is gonna ask Chris to be her boyfriend
38:30oh my goodness basically I feel like obviously yeah that everything we've been through in the
38:37villa yeah the last couple of weeks we've been for a lot yeah of course we have been and we've
38:42had ups
38:43and downs and it's been shit at times but it's been good when it's good isn't it I feel like
38:48that a lot of the time a lot of the spanners that have been thrown in have been from me
38:51and I feel like
38:52you have brought more to the table than I have to an extent and when we had a chat up
38:57yesterday and
38:57you said nice lovely things and I didn't really say a lot back because I was so confused but
39:02obviously a lot of the reason I'm confused is because of like obviously things I've been through
39:05in the past and I have brought a lot of that baggage into this villa which I didn't plan on
39:09doing
39:11but obviously like every day more we spend together I feel like I'm I am losing that baggage more and
39:19being nice to people is not something that comes naturally to me I've basically written down
39:24written down what I've written down listen 10 things that I like love about you right right
39:30and they're all really good ones I'm going to read them to you yeah so you can actually for once
39:35look how excited you are what the fuck yeah I'm well excited okay I'm gonna stop yeah okay
39:41okay number one your blue eyes that make you look like a husky
39:47number two the fact that you make me laugh every day even when I don't want to
39:52number three the fact that you can never get up in the morning and neither can I so I never
39:56have
39:56to worry about being woken up by you oh that's cute number four yeah difficult one for me but this
40:03one yeah the way you're kind to everyone even when you don't need to be and five is sort of
40:08the same
40:09because it's like you make you do make want to be a nicer person because I haven't met anyone
40:12that's as nice as you it makes me want to be nicer
40:19six the fact your hair always looks perfect like an ice gem I like that it always just looks really
40:25just nice and yeah that's a good one okay seven the fact you're a child at heart and you can
40:31attain
40:31yourself with pretty much anything and it does it much annoys me watching you throw my makeup around it
40:36does make me happy because it makes me happy that you make yourself happy number eight the way you
40:42talk about your family and how much you love them and it makes me think how much my family will
40:46love
40:46you because you have family values which is something that I've never really had in someone
40:51updated before and number nine the fact that you see things in me that I can't see in myself
41:00because there's like a wall up and every day I spend with you like it does come down to when
41:05I feel myself becoming a softer person which I like and that's all because of you and that's the
41:10truth I know I'm smiling but that is the truth you're fucking cute
41:15so for that reason yeah number 10 is
41:22for all those reasons I don't know how you feel about it but I would
41:31really love to be your girlfriend would you yeah oh my god you're cute as
41:36fuck wait hold on wait do you want me to be yeah are you gonna ask me then no you
41:41ask me
41:41no I'm setting you up to ask me I led you there okay yeah look at me then okay
41:46all right I might ask you guys yeah do you want to be my girlfriend yeah
41:57I know that was so cute that was the cutest thing I've ever done for me
42:02really yeah do you like that yeah it was good you're gonna be like got through it in the end
42:06like a cheshire cat
42:11you're honest you're the best person I've met in a long time and I mean that and I just wanted
42:14to make
42:14up no I know it's like deep down on it is what you're like and I know people see you
42:18like people
42:18in here see you as someone that I know you're not you've restored a lot of faith in me
42:37I don't do anything first ever this was huge for me it's not something I would ever wanted to do
42:44or consider doing but that's why I think it makes it more special because
42:49Chris made me want to do that and that's massive congratulations guys
42:56guess who asked me to be there um guess who asked me to be there boyfriend
43:03who Olivia dead inside girl in the villa my god she got a heart like candy floss
43:09oh
43:21Chris was just like yeah she asked me to be her boyfriend didn't she giving it all the big
43:26and but I know how happy he was that he was just buzzing girls of 2017 do you know what
43:30i mean you
43:31can't ask a boy to be a boyfriend no i think he's on the right thing thank you doll i
43:35sort of said it
43:36and then i made him ask me afterwards just to like myself feel better you got that thing that i've
43:42been
43:42looking for been running around for so long now i got you i won't let you go you got that
43:50thing that i've been
43:52like you are you are you are you are everything that i dreamed of now we can't fade up each
44:09other you are you are
44:11you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are my life much more
44:17yeah yeah yeah
44:19just say you feel the way that i feel i'm feeling sexual so we should be sexual just say you
44:30feel the way that i
44:33i feel i feel i feel i'm feeling sexual so we should be sexual you are you are you are
44:42you are you are you are you are
44:47Now we can paint a picture
44:49You are, you are
44:51You are, you are
44:53You are
44:54Making my life much greener
44:57Just say you feel
45:01The way that I feel
45:04I'm feeling sexual
45:06So we should be sexual
45:12Oh my God
45:21You can still have your say
45:24Now you have one more chance
45:26To vote for your favourite couple
45:28Is it
45:29Alex and Montana
45:31Chris and Olivia
45:33Jamie and Camilla
45:35Kim and Amber
45:38Marcel and Gabby
45:40Mike and Tyler
45:41Or Sam and Georgia
45:45All votes cast since Friday night
45:47Will be added to those from tonight
45:49And the Islanders with the fewest votes
45:51Risk being dumped
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