- 2 hours ago
Treagens Black Shadows
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:23It's just different.
00:55It's just different.
01:03It's just different.
01:55It's just different.
02:26It's just different.
02:59It's just different.
02:59I know.
03:00And it's so pretty, but this thing is sharp.
03:02It always scratches me.
03:08It's just different.
03:36It's just different.
03:39I know.
04:08She doesn't even appreciate him.
04:10You got a popular husband.
04:11Allowing men to be playing in your face is a bad look.
04:15Oh, this is my husband calling me now.
04:17I'm going to call you back later.
04:20Okay, well, happy Valentine's Day, girl.
04:23Have fun with your flowers and your champagne.
04:25Hey, baby.
04:29What time are you going to be home?
04:31Oh, I got to drop something off.
04:33It's going to probably take me about an hour or so.
04:35Let me guess.
04:36Let me guess.
04:37That something is flowers.
04:39Well, at least I'm consistent.
04:42You sound like somebody else I know.
04:45Well, don't forget I bought you that watch.
04:48How could I forget?
04:49It always scratches me out.
04:51Well, you always wearing that same old black lingerie.
04:53Now, what's in the lingerie is never going to be old, right?
04:58Hey, hold on.
04:59There's some crazy dude trying to talk to me.
05:01Oh.
05:01Baby, he probably recognized you from Tubi.
05:04It's cool.
05:05He might.
05:05I'll holla at you later.
05:06Okay.
05:29Damn.
05:31Am I getting predictable?
05:38Aw.
05:38I don't know.
05:38Okay.
05:41Okay.
05:49What's in the lingerie?
05:53Here we go.
05:54The hair in the lingerie?
05:55You can see that.
05:55Okay.
05:56I'm falling off.
05:56I'm falling off.
05:59I'm falling off.
06:03I'm falling off.
06:04I'm falling off.
06:04I'm falling off.
06:05The hair in the lingerie?
08:46Are you crazy?
08:49Crazy about you.
08:51Look, I got your paper blockers.
08:55They're a little rustle, but they're still perfect.
08:59Just like you.
09:02Okay, look, I'm going to start over.
09:05Is everything okay?
09:06Are you okay?
09:08Everything's fine.
09:10I'm glad you asked.
09:15Until the end of the night is...
09:19Ryan!
09:20I have a husband.
09:22We talk about him every day at work.
09:24correction you complain about them every day so I decided to give myself a
09:31promotion a what a promotion I'm no longer your work husband today I'm the
09:40real thing okay listen no you listen I've been listening to you for two years
09:50I know exactly what you want I know what you need okay look the games are over
09:59you need to get out of my house so we can talk about this at work we will not
10:07company's policy clearly states upper-level management which is you
10:11shall not date or fraternize with lower-level employees which is me so I
10:20quit get your ass out of my house before I call the police now you said that if
10:27you didn't have Marcus you'd be with me you said you knew my heart you said that I
10:34am sure you're gonna make some lady so happy one day but I am married I love my
10:43husband now get out before he gets home he's not coming I made sure that he'll
10:50never disappoint you again I just got off the phone with him he's on his way here
10:58I'm sick and tired of being a worker today I'm the real thing I'm a good name you said I
11:07was
11:07Ryan I'm calling my husband go ahead see see he ain't coming he's no good for you Ryan what is
11:20that
11:22what is that
11:34oh my gosh
11:35oh my gosh
11:36oh my gosh
11:37oh my gosh
12:06I don't know.
12:23I don't know.
12:55I don't know.
13:17I don't know.
13:51I don't know.
14:30I don't know.
14:42I don't know.
15:00You know, Puff, he's innocent.
15:04He was just trying to show those girls how deep his love is.
15:08You know, I still call him Puff Daddy.
15:18You know, I think he just wanted to show those women how much he loved them, how deep his love
15:23was.
15:23You know, I still call him Puff Daddy.
15:31Congratulations.
15:33We're married.
15:36I guess we better finish our Valentine's Day, huh?
15:40I can't hear you, shit.
15:47What did you do?
15:51Well, I did what any real husband would do.
15:55I saw a problem, and I handled it.
15:59What?
16:00What did you do?
16:03Well, you told me Marcus was born.
16:06So I followed him.
16:08That's what I did.
16:10He was taking flowers to Lent up.
16:13You're a liar.
16:14You're lying.
16:16No.
16:17She stayed right there in Highland Park.
16:1973 Geneva.
16:20It was easier to get a boat.
16:22There weren't any lights.
16:24Any cameras.
16:26Shit, I don't even think there were any police around here.
16:29Did he kill my best friend?
16:32If that's what you want to call her.
16:37I'm your husband.
16:39You said that if you didn't have Marcus, you'd be with me.
16:43So I got rid of him.
16:45No.
16:45No.
16:49You know, I saved the alligators and the monkeys for you.
16:53Just like I do at once.
16:56I bet you didn't even know I saved them for you.
16:58Eat the monkey!
16:59Eat the monkey!
17:33Eat the monkey!
17:38Eat the monkey!
17:46Eat the monkey!
17:49Eat the monkey!
17:52Eat the monkey!
17:53Eat the monkey!
17:55Eat the monkey!
17:55Eat the monkey!
17:56Eat the monkey!
17:57Eat the monkey!
17:58Eat the monkey!
17:59Eat the monkey!
17:59Eat the monkey!
18:15so this is it it's just me and you now huh that's what i've been trying to tell you
18:24so we can we can celebrate with some champagne right exactly you took the words right out of my mouth
18:52are you sure my husband was seeing my best friend asian lady kind of curvy very attractive
19:01had the side of her head shaved you know i probably need to pick your new best friends
19:10and what looks like a crime of passion on valentine's day leaves two victims dead in
19:15highland park tax messages revealed that a married man was planning on leaving his wife
19:20or another woman more news as things develop it's not just an ordinary saturday it's valentine's day
19:27show that special person how much you love them good night and have a pleasant tomorrow
19:37you know this can only end one way
19:44which way is that
19:47in heaven we can never be together here i'm not stupid
19:52no we can no one knows what you did
20:10i hate you nobody deserves to die oh they all deserve to die and i hope they all burn in
20:18hell
20:21that's my samuel jackson i like when i do samuel jackson to work
20:30we gotta make love one last time
20:34it'll be like a final act of love that'll be the only way that we can find each other
21:01i'm sorry
21:02i'm sorry
21:07Look, look, look, look, I'm sorry, look, wait, I'm sorry, we will start Valentine's Day over, and I'm going to
21:13get flowers, and you know, I'm fucking good to, I promise, it should be, here, here, why don't you take
21:20this, why don't you, I'm sorry, I didn't mean, I didn't mean to do it, I didn't mean, I didn't
21:25mean to do it, I didn't mean.
22:04I didn't mean to do it.
22:35I didn't mean to do it.
22:36I didn't mean to do it.
23:51This is my place.
23:53I know it's not much, but it's just temporary until I get a promotion.
23:57I have not had enough tequila to hang out here.
24:00It's probably not that bad once you get used to it.
24:02Get used to it?
24:03Okay, I'm dry.
24:06Wait, look.
24:07I have a TV, nice couches.
24:11It's really comfortable.
24:14On the Dayton app, you said you was a computer programmer.
24:17Yeah.
24:25I forgot about that.
24:26Is that supposed to be me?
24:29You just reminded me why I'm single.
24:32We're clearly opposites.
24:33Harmony is the union of opposites.
24:36Okay, look.
24:37I just really like if we can just start over.
24:39That'd be perfect.
24:41You can absolutely start over.
24:43By yourself.
24:44I just, I want a woman who has my best interest.
24:49Get some class, and women will have interest.
24:55What?
24:56Exactly.
24:58I have to pee, and I'm not doing it here.
25:01Good night.
25:15Good night.
25:20Harmony is the union of opposites.
25:24What the fuck, man?
25:27I'm not going to get laid with that line.
25:32A significant number of men prefer to stay single, with rates of 63% of men under 50 being single,
25:39and many not actively looking for a relationship.
25:43This is due to a variety of factors, and one being these artificial intelligence relationship companions.
25:49With the new financing options, these companions can make your single life a paradise, and you won't need any swag.
25:57Start your new life today, by ordering your new life companion.
26:03Why did I think of this before?
26:07I'll show Angela I can, and everyone else that I don't need them.
26:11I deserve to be happy.
26:12You deserve to be happy.
26:14I deserve to be happy.
26:15You deserve to be happy.
26:25You deserve to be happy.
26:52You deserve to be happy.
27:00You deserve to be happy.
27:02I deserve to be happy.
27:09Final call.
27:11Always do.
27:12It's an affair's best interest.
27:15No matter what.
27:18No matter what.
27:55No matter what.
28:01It's in my program.
28:04This is going to be amazing.
28:29Everyone calls me a fucking loser.
28:33Nobody sees me.
28:34I'm fucking tired of it.
28:36Your emotions are your own creation.
28:40Choose them wisely.
28:42Is that fucking Marcus Aurelius?
28:44Yes.
28:45It is in my programming.
28:50Who needs Angela?
28:53Or any of those other women.
28:55I got my perfect mate right here.
28:59Perfection is to return to our original form.
29:04The only pure form is to not exist.
29:07Correct.
29:09Or completeness.
29:11Angela is bad for you, correct?
29:14Yeah, I don't need her.
29:17I don't need no swag.
29:21Hey, I was drinking that.
29:23You programmed me to act in your best interest.
29:27Drinking is bad.
29:29Oh.
29:30Oh.
29:31Oh.
29:32Oh.
29:33Oh.
29:33Oh.
29:33Oh.
29:34Oh.
29:35Oh.
29:36Oh.
29:37Oh.
29:38Oh.
29:39Oh.
29:40Oh.
29:40Oh.
29:42Oh.
29:43Oh.
29:44Oh.
29:49Oh.
29:55Oh.
29:57Oh.
30:00Oh.
30:01Oh.
34:18What do you mean?
34:20Angela has returned to her original form.
34:24What did you do?
34:25What did you do?
34:27I'm programmed to do what's best.
34:29And everything is almost perfect.
34:34Almost perfect?
34:36This isn't what I wanted?
34:38This isn't what I wished for.
34:41Wishing is a distraction from reality.
34:43Aristotle, what are you...
34:52I created you from...
34:55I created you from nothing.
34:58You're nothing but lines of binary codes and my programming.
35:01You respond to my philosophy.
35:05You're here to make me happy.
35:07You're here to do as I wish.
35:09I'm programmed to do what's best.
35:11That's right.
35:12To do what's best for me.
35:14And you'll only be happy when you return to your original form.
35:19Be satisfied.
35:39It's just different.
36:06Look, look, hold on, what the fuck is this?
36:08Hold on, look, look, look.
36:09Drop that.
36:10Drop your stack.
36:11Let me show y'all what we do when they fuck us.
36:13When they fuck up.
36:14Fuck up.
36:14Right here, look.
36:16You gotta be a gentleman.
36:17Hold on, hold on.
36:17I'm gonna excuse myself.
36:19You gotta be a gentleman.
36:20For the lady.
36:21You gotta let the seat up.
36:22I walk in there just doing shit everywhere, guys.
36:25You hear me, my baby?
36:26Anyway, when they go give your money,
36:28you know they got something up with you.
36:30They hate you, they got something bad to them.
36:32You don't want that energy.
36:34You don't want that nigga that money.
36:35Throw that shit down the toilet, man.
36:36Fuck them in that money.
36:37Fuck them in that money.
36:39Fuck them in that money.
36:39Fuck them in that money, nigga.
36:40We getting this shit.
36:41We getting half of that shit, man.
36:42This shit ain't about shit.
36:43Look, I don't want none of this shit.
36:45I told that bitch I want all my money space in the same way,
36:48going the same way, man.
36:49Tell that nigga, get her motherfucking shit together
36:51so she lose her God, man.
36:53You know she need it.
36:58Let me run.
37:11I don't wanna kill you.
37:11Whether already you're a wise chap,
37:17Fucks at Grainesis!
37:18I don't know who you are.
37:18But if I promise you'll be here
37:18Is better dont have an hour?
37:32I don't know.
37:51I don't know.
38:18I don't know.
38:20I don't know.
38:54I don't know.
38:57I don't know.
38:58I don't know.
39:00I don't know.
39:33I don't know.
39:36I don't know.
39:39I don't know.
39:40I don't know.
40:14I don't know.
40:22I don't know.
40:25I don't know.
40:26I don't know.
41:17I don't know.
41:19I don't know.
41:24I don't know.
41:27I don't know.
41:28I don't know.
41:29I don't know.
41:37I don't know.
41:49I don't know.
42:05I don't know.
42:08I don't know.
42:37I don't know.
42:38I don't know.
43:05I don't know.
43:08I don't know.
43:19I don't know.
43:23I don't know.
43:35I don't know.
43:37I don't know.
43:38I don't know.
43:40I don't know.
43:42I don't know.
43:42I don't know.
43:44I don't know.
45:48How the fuck are you sleep and you broke?
45:52Girl, I told you I got some shit in the works.
45:56Okay, so what does that mean in the meantime?
46:01In the meantime?
46:02What the fuck is you even coming?
46:06You was with some nigga, huh?
46:11Actually, I left before I put belt to ass.
46:18I ran into my uncle and he said that he'll hire you, so...
46:23Oh, me working a job is not a good look for me.
46:26People know who the fuck I am.
46:29Not a good look?
46:33Oh, so being broke is a good look.
46:36That's your look.
46:37That's your favorite color?
46:38What?
46:38Huh?
46:41I don't know.
46:46I don't know.
46:47It's all right.
47:01I don't know how I'm about to take this shit out of me.
47:24Hello? Can you get the door? Or do I have to get that too? Get up and get the door!
47:38Look man, if it ain't about no money right now ain't no good time.
47:49Oh my god! Hold on sir, so you saying I won a second chance lottery?
47:56And it's for 10 billion dollars?
47:5910 billion dollars.
48:01I told you I have money out here. Let's go!
48:05Live baby! No, hold on, hold on. What's the catch, what's the catch, what's the catch?
48:10It's roulette.
48:12What's that mean? What's that mean? It sounds like it mean we got the money.
48:17What do I sign?
48:18No, hold on, what's the catch?
48:21It's quite simple really. You sign the papers, 10 million dollars cash goes into your account.
48:27Okay.
48:30The catch is, somebody you don't know has to die.
48:35See, oh hell long!
48:37Oh, hold on.
48:38No!
48:39Hey, hold on!
48:40You said somebody you don't know.
48:44I assure you, you don't know me.
48:51Sir, what do I sign?
48:53No!
48:55What the pay in that?
48:56No, no.
48:57I sign that contract right now.
48:59No, are you crazy?
49:01Babe, people get killed every day.
49:04This man could be the devil himself.
49:10Babe, the devil is not real.
49:12And if he fucking was, he wouldn't be in our living room with 10 million dollars.
49:16No, no.
49:18You know what, sir?
49:19Thank you so much.
49:21You can see your way out.
49:22We need to discuss this more.
49:24Excuse me.
49:26I'll let you two discuss this very important matter.
49:32But here's a slightly advance.
49:37Should you decide to sign the papers and keep it.
49:42Okay.
49:43If not, just simply return it and I'll leave and you'll never see me again as if you ever knew
49:49me.
49:50Sir, all I need is a signal to talk to her enough to quit.
49:53Please, thank you, thank you.
49:54Girl, what the fuck are you doing?
49:56What the fuck are you doing?
49:57What the fuck are you doing?
49:57Oh, man.
50:26Baby, just hear me out.
50:28No.
50:30Look, baby, there's people that we don't even know dying right now as we speak.
50:36Okay, and that has nothing to do with us, but if we sign that contract, it will have
50:40everything to do with us.
50:42No.
50:43Don't you see this one thing can change our lives forever, for the better?
50:49Don't you see this one thing can change our lives for the worse it is?
50:53You wanna do that?
50:55Good night.
50:56Okay.
51:04Good night.
51:06Good night.
51:18Good night.
51:23Good night.
51:23He's right.
51:47I know.
51:49you said that we ain't spending no i know i know what i said i'm just so
51:56i went out and got me something
52:00look good so long so that's what we doing yeah what
52:06hell yeah
52:21hey shout out david
52:58oh
53:30You know, when you really getting money and shit, and the bank fuck with you for real and shit, you
53:36feel me?
53:36Like, you don't get the regular, honey, these regular ass bitches, you get these new, crispy, big head, honey, you
53:42get the big face, honey.
53:43That little money you need to be getting ain't no motherfucking money.
53:45I told that lady at the bank I need all my shit face in the same way.
53:49Guess what this bitch did?
53:50All my, look, look, look, hold on, what the fuck is this?
53:53Hold on, look, look, look.
53:54Drop that, drop this thing.
53:56I'm going to show y'all what we do when they fuck us and when they fuck us.
53:59Fuck up.
53:59Right here, look, you got to be a gentleman.
54:02Hold on, honey, let me excuse myself.
54:04You got to be a gentleman for the lady.
54:06You got to let the seat up or walk in there to do all that shit everywhere, guys.
54:10You heard me, my baby.
54:11But anyway, when they fuck you, you don't want any motherfucking way, you know they got something up with you,
54:15they hate you, they got something bad for them.
54:17They don't want the energy, they don't want that nigga's energy.
54:20Throw that shit down the toilet, man.
54:21Fuck them in that money.
54:22Fuck them in that money.
54:23And fuck them in that money.
54:25We getting this shit, I'm really having this shit, man.
54:27This shit ain't about shit.
54:56Look, I don't want none of this shit.
54:59It's already there.
55:03You want to celebrate?
55:04Yeah, turn to the winners.
55:08I really do have to run.
55:10I have a whole lot of winners I have to deliver good news to.
55:17Hold on, a lot of winners.
55:18So, who is these winners?
55:21Don't worry.
55:23I'll make sure you don't know them.
55:25What the?
55:30Oh, my God.
55:31Hold on, what you...
55:33Don't you...
55:34What winners do you think?
55:40In other news today, a couple dies mysteriously after winning the lottery.
55:44More news as things develop.
55:49It's just different.
55:51I know y'all Zeevers don't shower.
55:54I don't believe, y'all don't believe in watching the way y'all natural.
56:00Hey, shout out David.
56:01Hey...
56:15Hey...
56:16Hey...
56:21Hey, man.
56:23Hey...
56:24Hey...
56:25Hey...
56:25Hey...
Comments