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00:09Oh, my God.
00:14Oh, we loving this Manila already.
00:17Driver.
00:17Driver.
00:18Kill it.
00:19See you out there.
00:21Manila.
00:21Manila just went home, girl.
00:24The choppery.
00:25She had three wins under her belt.
00:27Chopped.
00:27That is a gag.
00:28Ah, the goop.
00:30And I'm living for it.
00:33Tense across the board.
00:35Tense.
00:35That was wild.
00:36It was really a bitch.
00:38I'm feeling guilty because she was like in the bottom.
00:40That was her first time ever in the bottom.
00:42So that must be a gag feeling, but.
00:44Why don't you erase this and we can just let it go down.
00:46Yeah, quickly.
00:47Clearly this is your first time.
00:50I'm a rookie.
00:51Lean into it.
00:53There you go.
00:54Ah!
00:54I have been giving my all this entire time and it feels good to finally prove I am a threat
01:02and I can do more than an internal look.
01:04I am such a good performer.
01:07Honestly, I really am.
01:10Okay, I just got to just get it all out.
01:13Just get it out, girl.
01:13Get it out, bitch.
01:14First of all, I am like, I'm gagged.
01:18The goopery.
01:19That Manila is gone.
01:20Like, I was like, this bitch was her first time in the bottom and she'd won the most challenges.
01:26The goop.
01:26No, bitch, we were.
01:28Manila deserves to be in the competition to the, like, so far to the end.
01:32According to her track record.
01:34Her track record.
01:35Girl, I'm just gagged.
01:37I definitely think that up until now the eliminations have been pretty fair, but now it's all out the window.
01:44I mean, girl, Manila just got ran over.
01:47Bitch.
01:48I just got to get comfortable.
01:49That's getting serious.
01:51Okay, shady princess.
01:53Like, what was your reasoning?
01:55I think a lot of different reasons.
01:57Yes, Manila has been doing so well in the competition, but I don't know if she necessarily has my back.
02:04I sent Manila home because I wanted to.
02:08Manila was crazy competition and that's dope, but I decided to save Latrice because I owe it to her.
02:18She saved my ass last week.
02:19If it looks shady, so be it.
02:22I have a close relationship with you, so I chose you.
02:25Thank you so much.
02:26I love you.
02:27Thank you so much.
02:27I love you, too.
02:28How do you feel about Manila going home when she was a wreck because she couldn't save you?
02:34Bitch, we made a wreck.
02:35She was sobbing.
02:38Shade away.
02:40Thank you all.
02:45I mean, like, you want to win, bitch.
02:49But I really, really saw her here with me through to the end, you know what I mean?
02:57It comes down to someone has to go, and if it's me or her, like, you know, of course I
03:04want to stay.
03:05My love has never wavered for her.
03:07I just, we can't have it both ways.
03:10I want to know who Monet picked.
03:14Yes, bitch.
03:15It's tax season.
03:16Show the receipt.
03:17I chose Manila's ass, too.
03:19Because she, Manila, Manila shaded me.
03:25Sorry, girl.
03:27And even though we had to resolve our issues and we spoke, bitch, I'm a petty bitch from Brooklyn.
03:31I hold on to grudge.
03:33Hashtag team petty.
03:34I'm petty, girl.
03:36Manila played a shady game, and it got her out, girl.
03:38Like, she was willing to send me home to save her friend.
03:40So, I am not hesitant to show these girls this lipstick.
03:42I wish I would have done it on stage.
03:43I would not have given a backstory.
03:45No explanation.
03:46This is my lipstick.
03:47Look, hold up.
03:48Okay, I'm just, I'm just, like, all kinds of everywhere.
03:51I think that you are living for this.
03:54More than.
03:55She's living for it.
03:56No.
03:57She loves her girl.
03:58No, listen.
03:59This is shady.
04:00This is some shady.
04:01No, it's not shady.
04:02No, listen.
04:02Let me finish what I'm saying.
04:04You are a fucking shady bitch for doing that.
04:07Why?
04:07And you're a fucking shady bitch for doing that.
04:09But thank you so much.
04:13I think we're realizing that this competition now, we're not going to be judging it fairly.
04:18Because what's fair?
04:19Right.
04:20Life's not fair.
04:21Life's not fair.
04:22So, bitch, good luck.
04:22And you cross me, you're going home next.
04:25Just to be clear.
04:25I'm nervous.
04:26I'm nervous.
04:28Manila went home because she was competition.
04:30And at this point, I am tied with Monet for the most wins in the competition.
04:35So, girl, I might be next on the chopping block.
04:39Stunning.
04:40Well, Keisha, cut your ass to the grocery store and give me some tampons.
04:44I don't trust none of these hoes.
04:46I mean, they said, but they're a lot of hoes.
04:50No one is safe.
04:51So, the only way to be safe is to be in the dark.
05:00The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
05:06a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $100,000.
05:12With extra special guest judges Felicity Huffman and Jason Wu.
05:18RuPaul's Drag Race
05:37It's a new day in the workroom, and we are finally, fucking finally, at the top five.
05:44It feels so good.
05:46Well, we are at the final, like, the ending, girl.
05:49Like, we're coming up on the finish line.
05:51Finish line.
05:52Hey.
05:53This is the top five I had envisioned.
05:58I prayed, and I said, Jesus, I want a highly melanated top.
06:03And, you know, she's had black in her, so.
06:07Yet, Trinity, what's it like to be white?
06:09Oh, shit.
06:16She's already to have hers.
06:19Ladies, at Brunch With Friends, funny how quickly the conversation turns to sex, maple bacon, and shequels.
06:28Still, I couldn't help but wonder, who are these queens?
06:33And what the hell are they doing up in my movie?
06:39Hello, hello, hello.
06:41Ladies, look at my top five all-stars.
06:49Now, today, we're paying tribute to a true pop culture phenomenon.
06:55An iconic TV and film series that is beloved by girls and gays around the globe.
07:02Drag Race?
07:04For this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be overacting in a Rue Hollywood story about a movie shequel we're calling Sex
07:12and the Kitty Girl 3.
07:13Oh, yeah.
07:16Sick thing.
07:17Meow.
07:18Yes, honey.
07:19Hashtag all-stars for.
07:20Starring in a dishy mockumentary that includes both shady behind-the-scenes drama and scripted movie scenes.
07:26Now, you'll each parody one of the shequel's stars.
07:30Now, there's SJP, who plays the fashion-crazed New York City columnist.
07:36There's Kristen, who plays her prissy art dealer friend.
07:41Cynthia, who plays the sassy, cynical lawyer.
07:45And then there's Kim, who plays the oversexed publicist.
07:49And then there's Kajo, who's back to reprise her role as the 80s party girl who fell out of the
07:57window.
08:01Now, to help you get into character, you can use hair by rock star wigs.
08:07Now, you'll all get a copy of the script.
08:09But, Naomi, since you were last week's top all-star, you get to assign the roles.
08:15Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
08:18We are just one week away from the grand finale of All-Stars 4.
08:24So keep calm and carry on.
08:28Yes.
08:28Oh, and while you're at it, start your engines and may the best all-star win.
08:39Hey, Katie girl, it's your sex.
08:43Sex in the City acting moment, girl.
08:45Sex acting to Katie.
08:47I love Sex in the City.
08:49I've seen every episode five times over.
08:51I'm always quoting it with all my friends.
08:54I put a bird on my head.
08:56He couldn't even get out the car.
08:58Are you guys ready to go see the scripts?
08:59Sure.
09:00Let's do it.
09:02Kajo, who's she?
09:03Now, I really don't know a whole lot about the show, but I surely know that she was not one
09:07of the main four.
09:08She's a friend that came in with a mess.
09:10She's an old party girl.
09:12I was still living at home with my mom then.
09:13No, we didn't have cable.
09:15She didn't want me watching HBO because she didn't want me to look at naked women.
09:18Maybe a boob or two would have helped me, you know?
09:20I'm excited.
09:22I'll choose Sarah Jessica Parker, SJP.
09:25Uh-uh.
09:27I'm going to take the biggest part for myself because at this point in the competition,
09:31everyone here is trying to win, just like me.
09:33And I'm trying to show the judges that I am here.
09:36I am present.
09:37I deserve a crown.
09:38So I have to play to win.
09:40I want to be Kajo.
09:41I would love Kim.
09:42I would love Kim as well.
09:44Is there a reason why one of you guys would love Kim?
09:46I just feel like I...
09:47I'm the older, slutty, sexy one.
09:51I don't know much about Sex and the City, but I really want Kim because I relate to the
09:57role.
09:58Kim is a cougar.
10:00She's still sleeping with everybody.
10:02That is me in 30 years, bitch.
10:06I want Kim.
10:07Girl, me too.
10:10I feel like I can be very slutty as well.
10:12And also, I just feel like my voice lends itself to Kim.
10:15I feel like that's what's calling me.
10:16Yeah, she does kind of sound, you know, man-ish.
10:20Very.
10:21I love Sex and the City.
10:22It's one of my favorite shows to watch.
10:24And I know I can do a better Kim than Trinity.
10:27Her pacing, the way she speaks, you know, it's very...
10:31Ooh.
10:32Mm-hmm.
10:33Mm-hmm.
10:34You're comfortable playing anybody else?
10:35No, I'm comfortable playing Kim.
10:38We could flip a coin.
10:39Rock, scissors, and paper.
10:41It's a challenge.
10:42Rock, paper, scissors.
10:43Yeah, rock, paper, scissors over there.
10:46Girl, all I know is there's a bunch of snakes in here.
10:49And the only way to stay in this competition for me is to be in the top this week.
10:55And I think Kim is my best chance to win.
10:59Best two out of three.
11:00Okay.
11:00Okay, best two out of three.
11:01Here we go.
11:17Today's maxi challenge is to act in the mockumentary about the making of Sex and the Kitty Girl 3.
11:23And Trinity wants Kim Cattrall.
11:25Bitch, I want Kim Cattrall.
11:26So the only way to decide, girl, is rock, paper, scissors.
11:29One, two, three, shoot.
11:31Okay, that's one.
11:32Okay.
11:32One, zero.
11:33One, two, three, shoot.
11:35Boom, one, one.
11:36Woo!
11:37One, two, three, shoot.
11:42One, two, three, shoot.
11:46I thought you were going to do paper.
11:48Candy wrapper.
11:49I know.
11:51Bitch, I can't take it.
11:53Monique, you'll be Kejo.
11:55Kejo.
11:55Latrice, you'll be Cynthia.
11:56Okay.
11:57I will be playing SJP.
11:59You will be Kim.
12:00So who's the nice, like, pretty, sensitive girl?
12:03That's going to be Monet playing Krista.
12:07Why don't your face change like this?
12:09I don't see her being dainty.
12:11It's an acting challenge.
12:12I'm an actress.
12:13Let's go.
12:14I really, really want Kim, but I know all these characters really well, so I'm going to slay this challenge
12:20no matter who I play.
12:22Please don't say it.
12:23We're about to eat.
12:25Your girl is a contender.
12:26Amen.
12:28Well, the gang's all here.
12:29Brunching at our favorite place.
12:31How do you like your character?
12:33I didn't get a chance to read her whole description.
12:34Now I see what she's supposed to be doing.
12:36She sounds lesbian.
12:37She is a lesbian.
12:39Naomi assigns to meet Cynthia, the level-headed lawyer turned lesbian, turned politician.
12:46I'm kind of getting into it.
12:47I'm like, I'm reading the backstory of her, and I'm like, okay, I can be this girl.
12:51I just have to make it my own.
12:54I have big news, too.
12:55We all know you're gay.
12:57Not that.
12:59I'm running for office.
13:01Oh.
13:02Look if I have, like, a twitch.
13:07I'm K-Jo.
13:08She has been a party girl for years.
13:11Hiya, skanks.
13:13What?
13:14You look like you're just seen a ghost.
13:18I have a long history of acting in the church plays.
13:22Anybody else grew up like me in the Easter Catada, the Christmas play, trying to look
13:26like Jesus or Moses?
13:28Didn't you die when you fell out of a window in a penthouse 15 years ago?
13:32Nope.
13:32I was just in a coma.
13:35Also, I've acted on stage in the school auditorium.
13:38Um.
13:41I mean, that's about it.
13:43Woke up about an hour ago.
13:45Anybody got a flip phone charger?
13:48I don't know if they wanted to do, like, the twitch to the entire thing.
13:51Right?
13:52Wow.
13:53She has some strange ideas.
13:56I was like, yeah, do that.
13:58Please.
13:59Do that.
14:00Please let her do it.
14:04The end.
14:05Work.
14:05This is going to be fun.
14:06This is funny.
14:07Thank you, girl.
14:08I think that your character is perfect for you.
14:10I think so, too.
14:15Hello, ladies.
14:16Hello.
14:17Hi, Ross.
14:17Are you ready to Jimmy-choo up the scenery?
14:20Ha!
14:21Hmm?
14:22Now it's time to film our mockumentary for Sex and the Kitty Girl 3.
14:28Rolling in Sweden?
14:28Okay, great.
14:29Action.
14:30Now, our setting is the Standard Hotel.
14:32Love it.
14:33The Standard has five hotels in New York, L.A., Miami, and coming soon to London.
14:39What?
14:40They're known for their taste-making clientele, so you will fit right in.
14:45Places, ladies.
14:46Sex and the Kitty Girl 3.
14:49Take one.
14:51Action.
14:52Well, the gang's all here, crunching at our favorite place.
14:57Cut.
14:57Latrice, with your first line, you're sort of setting the scene.
15:00We're here, you know, it's like, oh, the girls are back together.
15:02Okay.
15:03I think it's that energy.
15:04Okay, okay.
15:04All right, here we are.
15:05Yay.
15:05All right, sell it.
15:06Action.
15:07Well, the gang's all here.
15:09We're crunching at our favorite place.
15:12Anna Wintour is finally stepping down as editor-in-chief of Vogue.
15:17Cut.
15:17Naomi, your energy is good.
15:20I just don't want you to push too hard.
15:22You know, SJP, she's kind of just kind of sweet.
15:25Okay.
15:25You know, got it?
15:28Anna Wintour is finally stepping down as the editor-in-chief of Vogue.
15:33Cut.
15:34A little, you know, a little off.
15:36She's more like Perky because this is what she loves.
15:39Okay.
15:39And still find a little more subtlety.
15:42Okay.
15:42We're going to get there.
15:44Girl, I'm waiting for Naomi to give me some SJP, but all I'm getting is Club 96.
15:49Thanks.
15:50Let's talk about female fashion issues.
15:53All right, cut.
15:54So, Naomi, female issues, female fashions.
15:57Can we please stop talking about female issues and start talking about fashion issues?
16:04Okay, cut.
16:05Let's talk about female fashion issues.
16:09Cut.
16:10Enough female issues.
16:11This movie needs more female fashion.
16:14Female fashion.
16:14You got it?
16:15Female issues, female fashion.
16:17A lot of lines.
16:18I get it.
16:20As a proud mother of a daughter of color and...
16:24Take it again?
16:26You know, as a proud mother of a daughter of color and a newly converted U.S., I think that
16:31your first cover should be solid black.
16:33Cut.
16:34Monet, play with it.
16:36Have fun with it.
16:37Okay.
16:37Okay, because we're wanting more.
16:39Don't say it.
16:40We're about to eat.
16:41Cut, cut, cut.
16:42Okay, great.
16:43Ladies, we're moving on to the next scene.
16:46All right, so we're going to be cutting from the movie.
16:48This is now you're being the actors, right?
16:50Okay.
16:50Scripts are hidden.
16:51If Duncan's going to say cut, you'll pull the scripts out.
16:53Okay.
16:54So, I think I would love to even see your posture change.
16:56Cut.
16:57Okay, you know what I mean?
16:58Almost like you let your belly out.
16:59Just a subtle, like, character shift.
17:00You know what I mean?
17:01That's a cut.
17:04Oh, thank God.
17:05I have notes.
17:06Why do I have to be...
17:09I'm sorry, line?
17:11Why do I have to do all the sex scenes?
17:13Okay.
17:13And why do I have to...
17:15Cut?
17:16I need you to get that line, Trinity.
17:18Sorry.
17:19Action.
17:20It says in my script I'm supposed to...
17:22Fuck a duck.
17:24Seriously?
17:24Cut?
17:25Okay, Trinity, I'm going to take you to Kim Cattrall 101.
17:28Can you go low on seriously?
17:30Seriously?
17:30No, Kim Cattrall goes, seriously.
17:32You know, she's all about...
17:34Okay.
17:35All right.
17:36A real duck?
17:37Seriously?
17:42Trinity is...
17:42Glowing.
17:45Action!
17:47Hiya, skanks!
17:49Oh.
17:50What?
17:50You look like you've just seen a ghost or something.
17:53Does anybody have a charger for my flip phone?
17:56And then it's the pause.
17:57Oh, sorry.
17:58All right, cut.
17:59Great energy when you came in.
18:01Okay.
18:02Monet, I think you are so bothered by K-Jo.
18:05She's so annoying.
18:05And she's a mess.
18:06Got it.
18:07Didn't you die when you fell out the penthouse window?
18:10Nope.
18:10Just in a coma.
18:12Oof.
18:13I woke up about an hour ago.
18:15I got...
18:16Oh.
18:16Oh.
18:20Don't put that in.
18:21Take care of that in post.
18:23It was actually glued.
18:24I promise it was.
18:25I promise it was.
18:27Girl.
18:27Girl, this bitch is suffering from chronic weak loss syndrome.
18:31And there ain't no pill.
18:32There ain't no shot.
18:33And it's only given anally.
18:35Can I smoke in here?
18:36No.
18:41Cut.
18:42Okay.
18:43I don't know that we need you guys coughing and smoking a cigarette.
18:46We never lit it.
18:47Okay?
18:48So I think you look for a light.
18:49Oh, I can't smoke it.
18:50It's not lit.
18:50Got it.
18:51Okay?
18:51Sorry.
18:52No, don't be sorry.
18:53The church play type, you know, actor.
18:57So what happened with you and Mr. Big?
18:59Finally.
19:00Oh, I mean, I thought you'd never ask.
19:03Mr. Big, why does every conversation have to do with men?
19:07I mean, seriously.
19:08I mean, sorry.
19:09The future is female.
19:11And there's...
19:12Have you stepped on my line one more time?
19:14Ah!
19:18Sorry.
19:20Let's just get through it before we cut.
19:21It's almost there.
19:22Okay?
19:23Good.
19:24I promise you.
19:29I promise you.
19:30Gidey up.
19:32Save a horse, ride a hillbilly.
19:36Oh, my God.
19:37This is the big day.
19:39Ooh, today's runway is Kitty Cat Couture.
19:44And today's elimination is the last one before the finale,
19:47where somebody's going to get the crown.
19:49And that's a lot of pressure.
19:50You had a lot of fucking lines.
19:52I had a lot of lines.
19:52You had lines of house down.
19:54I feel like I had one of the best understanding of what I was going in there.
19:59Totally.
20:00Girl, I hear y'all over there trying to make something happen and make something happen.
20:09I'm very proud of my performance in Sex and the Kitty Girl 3.
20:11I took the lead role, who had the most lines.
20:14It was a risk, and I hope that it doesn't set me home.
20:19You were so Kristen.
20:20I wouldn't say that.
20:22Yeah.
20:22Bitch, you don't even know the show.
20:24She's the Prissy White bitch.
20:25You didn't give me that.
20:26A lot of mine was in the nuances that I did.
20:32You know what I'm gonna do?
20:33Spell nuance.
20:36Nuance.
20:37When I can make myself laugh, I know it's funny.
20:40And yesterday inside, I was like...
20:44So, it's gonna be really interesting to see what happens on the runway.
20:49Ross came for you, Trinity.
20:50I don't know how to feel about it.
20:51Well, here's the thing.
20:52Because Trinity wanted Kim Cattrall.
20:54That's what I wanted to ask you, Monet.
20:56Do you feel like you could've did a better job than Trinity?
20:58I do.
20:59Oh.
21:00That's not shade.
21:01No, God.
21:01I'm just shocked to hear you say yeah.
21:04Well, because also...
21:05But I'm like a huge fan.
21:06Like, I've seen...
21:07I've seen every season...
21:08But, girl, just because you're a huge fan of the show don't mean you'll do the characters.
21:11But I know her isms, and I know...
21:13Like, I sometimes...
21:14But I felt like I was doing the isms.
21:16I sit with my friends and I...
21:18Ooh, yeah.
21:18Yeah.
21:20Girl, Monet is being a bitter Betty bitch.
21:24Oh, girl, I know this too.
21:26Bitch, we'll see.
21:27It's elimination day.
21:29The stress of, like, having to, like, pick one of you if I'm in the top, you know, and
21:35win, that's the part I'm not looking forward to.
21:40If I am in the top, I really am genuinely going to try to make the fairest possible decision
21:48based off of track record.
21:50I'm hearing all this report card bullshit and, like, I'm looking at who I feel would represent
21:54this legacy and actually have a platform and use it for good and not for, like, self-indulgent
22:01music videos, a new t-shirt.
22:03That's bullshit.
22:04So, I want somebody standing up there next to me who is looking at the bigger picture of
22:09what this competition really means and stands for.
22:12And that is my sermonette for the day.
22:14It's real easy to talk about it before it happens.
22:17That's very true.
22:18But when you're in that moment, everything goes out the window.
22:21I know what would make great television if Trinity got voted on.
22:24Oh, please don't say that and put that in the universe.
22:28Don't hate the player bitch.
22:29Hate the game.
22:29You don't try that.
22:52Go, go, go!
22:54Go, go, go, go!
22:55Go, go, go, go!
22:55Go, go!
22:56Go, go!
22:57Go, go, go!
22:59all-stars Michelle Visage now is it true you turned down the lead role in the
23:04original sex in the city uh close I was offered the lead role in another movie
23:09called sex in the titties oh yeah oh my god you're perfect for that scheduling
23:15conflict yeah and Hollywood's hottest and most affordable director Ross
23:20Matthews oh I love directing so much I felt like Clint Eastwood that's funny
23:27because you look more like a Steven Spielberg a fashion designer whose
23:34clients include Michelle Obama Julianne Moore and the new RuPaul doll Jason Wu
23:40hi doll you look gorgeous both of you I feel plastic just 99% and an award-winning
23:49actress of the stage and screen the incredible Felicity Huffman hi Ru you know
23:55it's a fun fact I actually beat out Michelle for the lead in that film sex
23:59in the titties and it was actually some of the most rewarding work of my career
24:02uh-huh well I bet you had to dig deep for that one oh Ru you have no idea
24:11this week we challenged our queens to star in a mockumentary about the making of
24:16sex and the kitty girl three on the runway category is cat couture yeah ladies and
24:22gentlemen start your engines and may the best all-star win first up Trinity the tuck she's a cheetah
24:35I think this type is from New Jersey right oh my gosh I'm so starstruck I love her cheese puffs
24:43bitch my cat couture is fierce she is sleek tight-fitting and she purrs now that's what I call a
24:57meowch thing yes her leopards bring all the spots to the yard I want that catsuit Monet exchange oh where
25:08there's smoke there's a pussy on fire I think this one's a Pokemon I think I should try to catch
25:13it
25:14jiggly puff I'm giving you pink pussy panther fierceness I feel sexy I feel sultry I feel like
25:21this is like the pink path that come to life and she grew up in Harlem on Lexington and 123rd
25:26okay
25:26she is a pink hood panther and I feel good pink panther on the runway looks like a sex toy
25:32in a person
25:32I'll take two I can see her catnip latrice royale behold the lion queen oh she's serving that jungle
25:44people if she were queen of the forest I'm the queen of the jungle honey I have this gorgeous airbrush
25:54safari dress hair is to the gods honey blondes and crimps and braids just giving you lion safari
26:02and I feel beautiful Atelier Roberto safari safari so goody yeah did you really like it are you just
26:11lion Naomi smalls contends across the board guys is that a skein on our dress thank you that's a
26:17yarn joke thank you I'm about to play with her yarn balls this cat couture look is my pastel take
26:25on a
26:25modern-day cat lady she sits at home with her feline friends because who needs a boyfriend when you look
26:32this fabulous so cats have nine lives and she has three cats so carry the one like it's like a
26:37thousand
26:38and something yeah this is a fancy feast those boots are great can we call that a puss in hooker
26:50boots yes my cat couture look is inspired by puss in boots it is a cat leotard airbrush custom colored
27:00lightly sprinkled with some rhinestones and these boots ridiculous they are what pussy no she's a
27:09puss in boots and a cat in a hat rum tum tucker
27:18welcome all stars
27:25now it's time for the world debut of your mockumentary
27:31when it was announced that the most beloved characters in the history of the world were
27:35reuniting for one final film hollywood predicted box office gold as the star and executive producer
27:43i had the great responsibility to celebrate female friendship by bringing my sister actors back
27:49together who wouldn't love that right but not everyone was on the same page i never wanted to
27:56do this movie i've been very clear in fact i literally said i do not want to do this movie
28:03this is the rue hollywood story of sex and the kitty girl 3 the shequel that was never meant to
28:09be
28:09sex and the kitty girl 3 take one
28:14well ladies we're here we are brunching at our favorite place guess what anna wintour is
28:21finally stepping down as the editor-in-chief of vogue
28:27and guess who's in line for the position that's great you know as a proud mother of a daughter of
28:32color and a newly converted u.s i think that your first cover should be solid black you know it's
28:38a challenge white patriarchy by the way where the heck is the waiter he's buttering my muffin
28:45and by that i mean he's under the table his name's larry but i like to call him lawrence
28:53lawrence of my labia please don't say it we're about to eat what i have big news too something
29:01i've been wanting to tell you all for such a long time it's okay we all know you're gay
29:05not that i'm running for office it's about time you got your ballot box stuffed what once you start
29:15making sex puns it's hard to stop guess who i ran into on the subway mr big that reminds me
29:24i need
29:24to fix new york's crumbling subway system speaking of worn out tunnels vaginal dryness is a big
29:30problem with women in their 60s so i'm launching my own feminine lubricant called slickity split
29:38cut cut any shameless plugging has to go through me shameless my tits are all over this franchise
29:46and you've never even taken off your bra she who shall not be named has always been a challenge
29:53in my script it says i'm supposed to fuck a duck a real duck
30:00seriously ladies can we get along i mean we're stronger together i mean really where'd you go
30:10i'm sorry i can't i hate you did she just break up with us on a post-it note oh
30:16no she better don't
30:17if there's one thing i learned playing annie on broadway is that at a certain age everyone's
30:22replaceable so executive producer sjp asked an old guest star to drop in cowabunga
30:32hi you skank oh wait really she was in one episode in the entire series you look like you just
30:41seen a
30:41ghost didn't you die when you fell out of the window of the penthouse 15 years ago nope just in
30:47a coma
30:47i woke up about an hour ago does anyone have a charger for my flip phone flip phone welcome back
30:54we really needed a fun member to fill this foursome ah yeah whatever can i smoke in here
31:02who says i'm not fun is this because i'm a lesbian you know i used to be new york city's
31:08number one
31:09party girl but i learned my lesson now who has the blue shh you don't really do that anymore okay
31:16so whatever happened to you and mr big anyway mr big why does every conversation end up being about
31:23men the future is female it certainly was last month hello i mean can we please address the double
31:30standards when it comes to nudity it's about gender justice come on stay with me ladies freeze a nipple
31:37oh cat it turns out that unscripted nudity was more than sjp could bear we need to please stop
31:44talking about female issues this movie needs more female fashion
31:52so after all this clowning around i couldn't help but wonder as editor of vogue what was going to be
31:59the theme of my first netball
32:05do you like my look it's dolce and gabozo listen if you're gonna help me snag the all-important clown
32:15boat why not can i smoke in here well if it isn't the insane clown posse get a load of
32:25my insane clown
32:26pussy cut you what are you doing here i couldn't resist a clown theme i mean who doesn't love a
32:36big
32:37top oops i did it again well you know what i'm gonna be the better person come here
32:54oops that was a real knee slapper oops that wasn't your knee hey hey hey clown on clown violence is
33:03no
33:03flapping matter girls when they go low we go high
33:20and there we were red nosed and red faced in our own little three ring circus you know and frank
33:27once
33:28said in spite of everything people are truly good at heart oh what's that cardi b when women come
33:34together they can do important powerful things just not these women ultimately plans for sex and
33:43the kitty girl three were scrapped i'm getting paid for this right
33:51nice work kitty girls now it's time for the judges critiques
34:00welcome ladies now it's time for the judges critiques starting with trinity the tuck tonight
34:06on the runway i mean sometimes it's just great to keep it simple and deliver and that's what you did
34:12i
34:12just couldn't take my eyes off of you and the body everything works i thought you were one fierce
34:19kitty i wanted to be you and date you both at the same time i'm married but that's okay i
34:25can be a side
34:26pussy well let's talk about the challenge all right you needed to nail this girl you got this
34:35thank you no thank you it stole the show really for me and um it was really great you calibrated
34:43the performance there were highs and there were lows and it was different and i really appreciated it
34:47and i loved watching you thank you up next monet exchange um tonight on the runway though you look
34:53adorable i am getting full on mouse really mouth anybody else getting mouse it's the round ears
34:58yeah you're quite blended which kind of makes everything a little more quiet i'm black under
35:04here to see this what no i know shocker okay so kristen davis's character is not always the most
35:12hilarious character right but she provides something to bounce off of and that's what we were trying to
35:17get you to like to be the prissy one who was so annoyed when monique came in there so i
35:22wish you would
35:22have found a way to pop more yeah and i think there were some moments that were there monet you're
35:28a
35:28good actress but i think what was missing was the real goody two shoes from her yeah that's why we
35:34couldn't really go anywhere with her yeah if that makes sense yeah i disagree i think after playing a
35:40lot of those roles myself that's all that you can do and if you do more than that you're kind
35:44of
35:44shoveling shit on top of it so good for you up next latrice royale so when i heard you were
35:51here
35:52today i was literally dying because i'm your biggest fan ever like the biggest fan ever so with that
35:58said it's very hard for me to say but i wish the costume was a little stronger the chiffon kind
36:03of
36:03just fell flat for me because it was kind of just dragging along and i kind of missed the richness
36:07i wish
36:07had a cape oh that would maybe that was a roadkill they might have been a roadkill let's talk about
36:12the challenge i have always loved cynthia's character i always thought she was underrated
36:17because it could seem like she was boring but she was a strong smart woman and she knew how to
36:22deliver
36:22a line and you did the same thing well done you were funny you landed the jokes but you really
36:28were
36:29talking to someone and you were the one that did that the most and i really admire that thank you
36:33up next naomi smalls this is really fun it's campy but it's also beautiful it's fashion
36:39and it's different i like your take on the modern cat woman i loved it this is fashion for me
36:44like
36:44fashion with a capital f thank you jason so you got sjp did you stole out the roles i did
36:51so you chose to
36:53give yourself the big one yes which is smart if you can handle it so the thing about sjp is
37:01that is the
37:01role that every single girl wanted to be what was missing for me from your performance was any
37:08likability i didn't i didn't like her i didn't want to be like her where you struggled was really
37:16finding the essence of that character you weren't bringing yourself to a role i think that's what you
37:22were missing so what we got was a whole lot of attitude and no naomi were there other roles that
37:30you
37:30had your eye on um not really on season eight i would always like go for a role that i
37:37think i
37:37could kind of fly under the radar because i was too scared to like really stand out so i wanted
37:42to
37:42challenge myself like i've been challenging myself this entire competition to go with the lead i love
37:47that thank you up next monique hart tonight on the runway is probably one of the best you've ever looked
37:54we've got the boston boots reference your makeup is really dynamic it's really fun i'm just really
38:00proud of you tonight honestly i think it's my favorite i've ever seen you look because of course
38:05you're glamorous and you're gorgeous and you're put together but there's whimsy in it too it's fun
38:10let's talk about the challenge you got a character that was one of the most talked about ever it could
38:16have gone really badly and you smashed it michelle i actually did not give her much direction did you
38:22not you know why bitch didn't need it here you go i thought your character was hilarious i just was
38:29like laughing my ass off the whole time actually and um you know it was pretty genius because we really
38:34don't know that much about that character she died so you had to fabricate the rest of what that
38:38character looks like you know i think your role probably was longer than her actual time in sex
38:42you know monique yeah i got your tongue ah it just feels really really like damn right you know
38:51this is fierce competition across the board so thank you thank you all right thank you based on the
38:59judges critiques i've made some decisions monique hart
39:07trinity the tuck congratulations you are the top two all stars of the week
39:12thank you you've each won a three thousand dollar gift card from the divas jewels and a three night
39:23stay at the fabulous standard east village in new york city airfare for two included catnip not included
39:35this week if you are not in the top you are in the bottom
39:44monique trinity each of you needs to decide which of the bottom three you'll eliminate if you win the
39:52lip sync so while you queens deliberate the judges and i will be reading my new book guru available
40:02everywhere ladies you may leave the stage
40:08i made the top four i made the top
40:13it feels so good to be in the top four but there's five of us here tonight and if i
40:20win this lip sync i have
40:21to chop somebody what the just happened this is probably the hardest one to see what they were looking for
40:27as far as a challenge very bad to have a sense of feeling like you did well and still be
40:35in the bottom
40:35and it's not good enough that sucks even though i know i did well this week if you're not in
40:42the top
40:42you're in the bottom so this is so not where i want to be you feeling tormented yet yes clearly
40:50you
40:51already know where i want to be and what it all means and we're all fucking fierce right so you
40:58do
40:58what you have to do to make your spirit right and you write in your spirit you know what i
41:03mean
41:04okay girl like like i've been doing a fierce job in the competition and you know i just wasn't the
41:09fiercest today and i'm at the bottom can't deny that you have the second most wins yeah and you've this
41:16is only your second time in the bottom yeah who would you send home if i was in the top
41:21i would
41:22probably choose a trees just because she's been here before she's went she's came back and it's
41:26like which when you come back you need to try your best to be at the top so that you're
41:30not in that
41:30situation to go home again okay that's a very good point but if you're not here tomorrow don't take it
41:41trinity has made it clear that she wants to play a fair game but she might have waited this
41:46entire season to play strategy and send home a strong competitor the feeling of being possibly
41:52chopped so close to the final four is gruesome okay so listen what's up pussycat i'm not gonna lie
42:00on you i don't know who i'm gonna pick yet trinity has so many opinions about the report card and
42:05the
42:06fairness so the fact that latrice and i are neck and neck with wins she could send me home what
42:12i
42:12want to know is who would you send home it would be a gag because i stayed here last week
42:18but i'm not
42:20really thrilled with latrice's performance while she's been here she had some peaks but not a lot
42:27i'm taking into consideration not just performances here i'm taking into consideration full body work
42:32outside of here and who you are as a person naomi's got some fierce ass runway speech she is an
42:40amazing
42:40lip-syncher and she's proven that since her last season here she has grown a lot but her track record
42:48has shown she has more growing to do to me all of that factors into who should win this competition
42:56before we do the thing i want to say this i don't want to go home
43:00i feel like i've been doing a great job in all stars i've really redeemed myself from a lot of
43:04my mistakes of season 10 and i don't think that my work in all stars is done i feel like
43:09i still have
43:10the one more fucking challenge new bitch top four monique is my sister so i'm hoping that you'll have
43:17my back as close as we got during the competition here we are yeah regardless of what your decision is
43:23monique i just want to know that you won't hate me is monique cut a heart about to send me
43:30home
43:31is she about to gag the out of me may the odds ever be in your favor
43:45i know this look is pussy congratulations thank you i thought you did a really good job and i think
43:52i've done a really good job i always did a really good job i really want to honor everyone and
43:56it
43:56sucks because you're just like how do i do this
44:00who do you think should go home uh i i i i don't know your life is on the line
44:06because guess what both of them said you
44:11okay all right interesting these are gutting for me it would probably be naomi at this point
44:19why do you think naomi naomi did the worst in this challenge she took on a bit more than she
44:23could
44:23do you want so she made her bed lie in it at home a very good point
44:31they are talking a long time they are talking a long time shade i call shade
44:36honestly she could tell latrice like what i said about her and i'd be like yeah that's exactly what
44:40i said i don't give a fuck honestly i don't give a fuck
44:45i found out y'all both voted me outside latrice you know i love y'all it's just you have
44:50to pick a
44:50name yeah um i said you because based on consistency in this competition you've been the most inconsistent
44:58how about yeah you don't think that you deserve to be in the bottom at all well based on my
45:02critique
45:02no who did you pick sis at home naomi
45:09naomi that has been paid with me or you you gotta go there's reason for all three of them to
45:17stay and
45:18there's reason for all three of them to go for me like me and monique both have been in that
45:23place
45:23of a quick turnaround and really have shown the out so for sure she's not one on my list for
45:29an
45:29immediate chop monet has had a lot of high points through this competition and i've seen a lot of growth
45:36with monet but is that enough for her to be top four i just don't know i'll take into consideration
45:44who i think would be a good representative of this title yeah and latrice is somebody that thousands
45:51look up to and so i can't not think about that yeah i do not feel okay chopping latrice because
46:01i know
46:01what her message is i know what her heart is and i know what her integrity is but at the
46:05same time
46:05she's been in the bottom the most naomi has been turning in i kind of disagree i kind of feel
46:13like
46:13naomi is forgettable she's sitting on the runway but naomi had really bad critiques today and that is
46:20definitely something to think about so i mean that really really is i do know that i don't know amen
46:29i'm a good author there are so many beautiful photographs in here i wish i knew how to read
46:40oh she's got such pretty hair i just can't stop touching it hey i got a book too you know
46:46oh look at all that ass silence bring back my all-stars
46:56i am here for business this decides who's in the top four and looking at the bottom three i'm
47:06taking into consideration everything from who you are as an entertainer who you are as a person
47:10your track record in the competition and also do i think you are ready to reign we have all made
47:18it so
47:18far and fought so hard to get here we are close to the finish line this is it the dream
47:25goes on for
47:26four of us but with great power comes great responsibility so tonight i might have to crush
47:33someone's dream welcome back ladies two all-stars stand before me ladies this is your chance to impress me
47:46win ten thousand dollars and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop
47:56the time has come would you lip-sync for your legacy
48:04good luck and don't fuck it up
48:33good luck
48:36All I think about is love.
48:39When I think of you, when I think of you.
48:46When I think of you, you face.
48:52Wow.
48:54Ooh.
48:55When I think of you, when I think of you.
49:01When I think of you, so important.
49:23I feel so good.
49:27When I think of you.
49:32Yay!
49:37Wow.
49:40Ladies, I've made my decision.
49:50Trinity, you're a winner, baby.
49:56Condragulations.
49:57You've earned a cash tip of $10,000.
50:02I'm extremely proud of myself that I have four wins and I've won two lip syncs and made it
50:08all the way to the end in a fierce competition, but it all of a sudden hits me that now
50:16I have
50:16to reveal who I'm choosing to go home, and I've got to crush somebody's dream.
50:24Monique, you are safe.
50:26You may step to the back of the stage.
50:29Will the bottom three please step forward?
50:39Trinity, with great power comes great responsibility.
50:44Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
50:49After talking to all the girls, there were several great points made by all three of them, why
50:56they should stay and who should go, and the queen that I decided to send home tonight is
51:02fierce, and she will forever be someone everyone looks up to.
51:09So, I'm sending home Latrice.
51:18Latrice Royale.
51:21As it is written, so it shall be done.
51:24You are and will always be an all-star.
51:28Thank you so much.
51:31Now, sashay away.
51:33I'm sorry.
51:34Good girl.
51:36Love you.
51:36Love you.
51:37Bye.
51:48All the girls kind of felt like it was my time to go, I guess because I got sent home
51:52once before, which is fine.
51:54I'm cool.
51:55This is the game we came to play, and they played it.
51:58Trinity, I'm sure, has her reasons.
52:00There's no hard feelings.
52:01Bitch, I'll see her on the road.
52:02It'll be a kiki, and we'll laugh about this later, but right now it's to-do-loo, so farewell.
52:07So long.
52:08I have a lot to be thankful for.
52:10I had a very enjoyable time this little round.
52:13That was my number one goal, and checkmark, I did.
52:17I had a great time.
52:18So, I'm going to go and be wonderful and marry the man of my dreams.
52:22So all of my royal court, baby mama's coming home, and I'm proud, and I'm still the queen
52:27of queens, darling.
52:30My top four all-star grand finale, and I want to hear from our fans.
52:39Which queen deserves a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame?
52:44Are you Team Monet, Team Monique, Team Naomi, or Team Trinity?
52:51Let your voice be heard at RuPaul's Drag Race, hashtag allstars4.
52:56And don't miss next week, when we crown a winner, baby.
53:00Now remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
53:03Can I get an amen up in here?
53:05Amen.
53:05Alright, now let the music play.