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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 13: Moment of Panic
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:17Hi, you are currently being recorded.
00:20Your house is a camera.
00:24At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:31Come do this and pee, okay?
00:39And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:45No.
00:49Not me.
00:50You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:57I was concerned because we had left the door open.
01:02Holy f***!
01:03Come join.
01:11The Neighborhood Watch.
01:13You are currently being recorded.
01:20Jesus, there's an Iguana in the front yard!
01:24Jesus Christ, you're a giant Iguana!
01:29A homeowner wears earbuds as he does yard work.
01:36Get some f***ing lights!
01:50Eddie!
01:51Eddie!
01:53Eddie!
01:55Eddie!
01:56Barrow!
01:57Help!
01:58Help!
02:00Help!
02:02Help!
02:04Help!
02:05Help!
02:05The lawnmower!
02:06The lawnmower!
02:18Why would y'all do me like that?
02:20Oh, my God.
02:24Damn.
02:26I'm getting a little old now.
02:28I damn near had a heart attack.
02:30A good way to start the day.
02:34They probably are laughing at me.
02:43I can't do it.
02:47The family dog has carried a sleeping animal into the house.
02:53Oh, my God.
02:57There's an animal in the house.
02:59Stay on this side.
03:01There's a possum in the house.
03:04It's over there.
03:06It's over there.
03:08Is she right there?
03:09Yes.
03:10She's like carrying it to the bed.
03:13It's over by our holes.
03:19Oh, s***.
03:21Snake right there.
03:27At 1.30 in the morning, a woman wakes up for a glass of water.
03:46A family has just heard a strange noise outside their cabin.
03:51It was a family vacation that we took to Seviverville, Tennessee, and we stayed in an Airbnb there.
03:57On our family vacations, one of our main goals, we've always been looking for bears.
04:02The grandkids see bears on television, and I watch a lot of wildlife shows.
04:08We've stooped as low as going to garbage dumps and hanging out and enduring the stench of garbage to see
04:16a bear.
04:17So James and I went out on the porch.
04:20So we were sitting out there, and you turn around, and it's just, there's a bear on the porch with
04:25us.
04:28It was very scary.
04:31And the bear, I noticed, seemed to be more aggressive because he was coming directly toward us.
04:38Goddamn black bear on our porch.
04:41One of our sons and James start yelling at the bear, get off the porch.
04:46Run, Michael.
04:47Close the door.
04:48Go, bear. Go. Go, bear. Go. Go, bear.
04:52At that point, he took off, so we were happy about that.
04:59We were all at the house, and we hear, you know, a yell very sternly, get in the house.
05:05So we kind of all go to the edge of the porch to see the bear.
05:11Oh, look, I'm standing. Get a picture of that.
05:13What the hell is it doing?
05:15There was trash everywhere. I thought, should we be scared?
05:18The first thing that came to mind was grab some pots and pans.
05:24My thought was that was going to be the loudest thing.
05:27The pots and pans would be so loud that it would scare the bear off.
05:35And then my son, trying to be, you know, the man, takes the pots and pans away from her and
05:43starts banging them.
05:47He just got out of the shower, had only a towel around him.
05:54Bear was not fazed by it.
05:59We all just started running. Like, what are we doing?
06:06But we all got back in the house.
06:09He charged you?
06:10Yeah.
06:10He charged you.
06:12She stayed out in the trash for quite a while.
06:14Probably an hour later, she was gone.
06:16I still love bears, but as far as seeing them, I don't have the same zest of finding and seeing
06:27a bear while we're camping ever again.
06:36This woman is grabbing fast food on her way home.
06:51Oh, my God.
07:04A camera captures the aftermath when a man lets his dogs out while a stray farm animal is in the
07:10yard.
07:37This girl doesn't realize something is hiding.
07:40in her mailbox.
07:43Ah, oh my God!
07:45Oh, my God!
07:52Oh, my lady.
07:58Ah, spider!
08:01Spider!
08:02What?
08:04You almost, you walked in the spider.
08:07What do you mean I walked in?
08:11Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
08:16I told you.
08:19This girl's older sister asked her to get the mail.
08:24Oh, my God.
08:28Oh, my God.
08:31Oh, my God. That scared me.
08:34Oh, my goodness.
08:36God.
08:37Oh, my God. No, I opened it and there was a bird inside.
08:42A boy's mother is waiting to surprise him.
08:49I hate you.
08:55A young woman plans to send a simple text to her mother.
08:59Being recently divorced, when it comes to dating, I don't want to waste time because I really would like to
09:04be remarried.
09:05And so I have been putting myself out there.
09:07I'm not on any dating apps.
09:09I've actually only just been meeting men in the wild.
09:12But it's not going so well.
09:13Look at the picture I just sent you.
09:15The night before, I was at a bar in Nashville.
09:18And I saw this guy.
09:19I thought he was super cute.
09:21So I was like, I'm just going to go talk to him.
09:22I'm not scared to talk to a guy that I find attractive.
09:25And so the next day, I'm at my house with my roommate, Nick.
09:28I'm on FaceTime with my mom and dad.
09:31And I'm like, hey, I met this guy downtown.
09:34You've got to see what he looks like.
09:35He's so cute.
09:37And my mom and dad go, send me a picture of him.
09:39And I'm like, okay.
09:40So I get on Instagram and I take a screenshot of his profile.
09:44And I send it to my mom.
09:46And my mom's like, I haven't got it yet, honey.
09:48And I'm like, it just went through.
09:51No, no, no.
09:53I just sent it to him.
09:54No.
09:56I send the picture to him, not my mom.
09:58No.
10:01No.
10:03I don't know why I clicked his name.
10:05I really don't.
10:05No.
10:07Don't work.
10:07No.
10:08That's right to it.
10:11What was I thinking?
10:13I was freaking out because I really do want to get remarried.
10:16So I'm like, okay, this is my chance.
10:17I finally met a guy who seems kind of decent.
10:19I'm going to put myself out there.
10:21And then what?
10:21I look like a psycho because I send a picture of himself to him.
10:24Yeah, not cute.
10:26I don't know how you bounce back.
10:28My roommate thought there was no chance for a second date.
10:30He was like, no, you're done for.
10:31He's like, you're an idiot.
10:32I don't know how you made that mistake.
10:36That's funny.
10:38And the fact that my mom is in the corner of the screenshot on FaceTime.
10:42I wanted to come up with an excuse, but I don't know what excuse I could have when
10:46my mom's in the corner of the picture.
10:50I was so worried because it took him 10 minutes to respond.
10:54I was relieved when he said that he didn't care, that it was actually super flattering
10:58that I sent a photo.
11:00And then to my surprise, he did ask me on a date.
11:03And so the next day we went on a day date and we spent the whole day together.
11:06How did that go?
11:07Yeah, you're going to love this.
11:08During our date, I realized he was not the one for me.
11:11He's a really nice guy, but there's no romance with this guy.
11:15Hard no.
11:16Hard pass.
11:17Should I be saying this?
11:18It's fine.
11:19I don't really care.
11:23This only happened a couple of months ago, and since then I've been on a couple of dates,
11:27but from here on out, I am super cautious who I send text messages to.
11:31I don't ever want to make that mistake ever again.
11:33I don't even say this.
11:35No!
12:16A woman investigates a scary noise.
12:52Oh my god!
12:54Oh, you scared me, buddy.
12:55Oh!
12:56Oh!
12:57Oh!
12:59Oh!
13:00Oh!
13:02Oh, Jesus Christ.
13:06A baby is crawling toward the stairs.
13:23This woman's husband is in for a shot.
13:26Oh, oh, oh, oh!
13:28What did you do?
13:31What did you do?
13:33What did you do?
13:39Come on!
13:43Help me!
13:51yes there was there was a big ass black snake it went into the thing it went into the bush
13:57this woman has spotted a chipmunk eating her flowers
14:17this goat is trying to eat the doorbell
14:39go go go go go go go go go go go
14:49this mailman is
14:50too panicked to move i was at work and the notification on my phone happened i was looking
14:58through the ring camera the mailman was standing there in the south we have a saying called clutching
15:05your pearls it kind of he was just kind of like like this up against the the mailbox hello
15:13nothing i just delivered your mail at first he kind of shooed me off he's like i'm just i'm just
15:20delivering your mail and i was like what is going on why is this grown man out there looking so
15:26frightened oh okay hey those dogs are crazy i'm so sorry i could hear my dogs in the background
15:34but my dogs were behind two locked doors so i said that can it that can it be it
15:50okay oh that's what it is outside the front door there is a large park and then the other side
15:58there was the lake it is very normal on any given day to have ducks fly in fly out the
16:05ducks were
16:06muscovies muscovy ducks can be very scary looking they are usually not aggressive towards people at
16:13all however if someone's not been around ducks and you turn around and you see them coming at you
16:21absolutely i can understand that okay just kind of like kick out a little more or um you got a
16:28piece
16:28of junk now you didn't kick it like throw at them no man no man he was like uh uh
16:37uh oh lord
16:39i was like oh my gosh those ducks they are not going to bother you but we all have fears
16:46that we deal
16:46with and i said oh my gosh poor guy he kind of took a deep breath mustered up the courage
17:02in my mind i could just imagine him running down the hill to the road to get to um his
17:09mail truck
17:10absolutely and i was just laughing later that afternoon when i got home i called the post office
17:18and i said hey i don't know who delivered my mail today but there's a video he probably wants to
17:25see
17:25and they all start yelling rod it's rod it's rod he told us he got attacked by ducks and i
17:32was like
17:32here's my name and number please have him call me about an hour or two later postman rod called me
17:40we giggled and we giggled he told me he was substituting that day and so it was his first
17:47time to be in that part of the city he did not know that there was a lake he did
17:53not know there was
17:54wildlife he was afraid of birds and when he turned around all he could see were all those ducks coming
18:02at him we have kept in touch we have a good laugh every time this comes up however i've never
18:14met rod
18:14face to face he has moved out of state and i really hope it's not because of the ducks
18:24a man has just let his dogs out to pee
18:48a dad is about to have his first experience with a doorbell camera
19:08a man's weed whacking has disturbed a june bug
19:35a homeowner tries to flick a cicada off the wall
19:44a man's weed this dad doesn't know his son just installed a doorbell camera
19:52yo
19:57what
19:59yo
20:03who the
20:03who are you
20:29this man's brother-in-law is also playing pranks with his new camera
20:35homie
20:35get away from the door
20:36how is that
20:38don't
20:39get away from the door
20:42get away from the door
20:48what the
20:49hey honey
20:50get away from the door
20:56step away from the door
20:58come here
21:01listen to this thing
21:03what do you want
21:05what do you want
21:07I can see through this
21:09yeah there's probably
21:12we gotta get one
21:13hey where did you get that at
21:17where'd you get that thing at
21:21you're breaking up
21:33our main camera
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