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I Kissed the Wrong Brother
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00:00:02why is making a decision so hard
00:00:12please please that necklace belonged to my late wife sad but not worth the two million you owe
00:00:18me look please please look i told you we don't have the money please have mercy
00:00:32you may not have any money but you have a daughter
00:00:38so how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father don't you dare say that about
00:00:44him darling he owes me a lot of money gambling trouble and now it's time to pay up
00:00:55please what can i do to make you stop this
00:01:02sign your hand in marriage to my son and then i'll forgive every penny of your father's debt
00:01:15marriage i'm only 17 i want to graduate high school i don't want to get married
00:01:20darling you haven't met my sons
00:01:44boys i found your future wife
00:01:50mom are you serious you want me to marry this girl she looks like she's about to cry
00:02:00noah don't be an ass i'm sorry for my brother he's always a jerk to pretty girls
00:02:04i'm drew you will live with us you will date my sons and sign your hand over in marriage
00:02:10and you will truly become a belford you promise if i sign this contract you'll forgive my father's debts
00:02:21yes marry one of my boys and you'll save your father
00:02:28boys collect the girl
00:02:30what
00:02:33dad dad dad
00:02:52which one of your sons am i supposed to marry
00:02:55i'm not a monster piper you can marry drew you can marry noah it's your choice i have to choose
00:03:02between two brothers for my future husband it's not like we're thrilled about it either
00:03:07actually i think this would be fun
00:03:11when do i have to choose when's your 18th birthday october 28th why
00:03:16perfect that's only eight weeks away on your birthday you will choose between my sons
00:03:24if choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way
00:03:46boys be good show your new guests around i've got business
00:04:09don't be scared by piper i don't bite
00:04:13i know what you're thinking these are all mine
00:04:15yeah that one's model un that's lacrosse that one is swim team oh that one it's for best smile
00:04:22is that yours
00:04:24yep
00:04:26unlike my brother
00:04:27i have no desire to impress you
00:04:29i'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt
00:04:32tell that to your daddy
00:04:33didn't he gamble all your money away
00:04:36don't you dare talk about my father
00:04:38oh
00:04:39she's got a backbone
00:04:41i'm not afraid of you
00:04:42like i care
00:04:43drew you play host i'm going for a swim
00:04:48come on let me show you to your room
00:04:59you know you seem nervous around me
00:05:01what i'm not nervous
00:05:05right because you're looking at your future husband
00:05:10it's just a lot
00:05:12i've never even been alone with a guy
00:05:16that means we should make it extra special
00:05:20with a kiss
00:05:25oh my god
00:05:26you should see your face
00:05:28i'm not going to force a kiss on you
00:05:32besides
00:05:33i want our first time to be special
00:05:36thanks for being so nice to me
00:05:38i feel like your brother hates me
00:05:40yeah
00:05:40no one hates everything except his music
00:05:42lucky for you
00:05:43you can choose the better brother
00:05:45me
00:05:45i feel like i should
00:05:46unpack
00:05:47let me help
00:05:49here
00:05:49oh no
00:05:50you don't
00:05:54damn
00:05:55save this for our wedding night
00:05:57come on
00:05:59no
00:05:59one more time
00:06:03yeah
00:06:04you got it
00:06:05oh
00:06:07drew give it back
00:06:08yeah
00:06:08oh
00:06:10you want your bra back
00:06:11sorry
00:06:13here
00:06:13come get it
00:06:15my bra
00:06:22at least none of the brothers are here
00:06:28i'd die
00:06:29if my future husband
00:06:30saw me like this
00:06:31yes
00:06:32got it
00:06:38oh
00:06:38no
00:06:42oh
00:06:42sorry
00:06:48is something funny about this to you
00:06:58you see something you like
00:07:01no
00:07:01now get off of me
00:07:02this whole innocent act might work on my brother
00:07:05but it's not gonna work on me
00:07:08your brother was right about you
00:07:10you are a dick
00:07:12if not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick
00:07:16then fine
00:07:17i'm a dick
00:07:18well lucky for both of us that i can pick your brother then
00:07:21right
00:07:23hey
00:07:24did you get your bra back piper
00:07:27she's so desperate to show me her tits her bra is hanging from the ceiling
00:07:35give that back you perv
00:07:37i'll give it back to you
00:07:38when i finally get rid of you
00:07:39hey
00:07:40she's not going anywhere
00:07:41are you seriously playing into mom's little game
00:07:43you know arranged marriages are a tradition in this family
00:07:45and
00:07:46besides
00:07:47i like having her here
00:07:48can you quit talking about me like i'm not here
00:07:50it's awkward enough having to date two brothers
00:07:52we're not dating
00:07:53okay
00:07:54you're in over your head
00:07:56everyone at islebarrow tomorrow at school
00:07:59they'll see
00:08:00just wait
00:08:08hey
00:08:09coming in
00:08:10there is no way in hell i'm letting the whole school know about her
00:08:14like i'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you
00:08:16i'd rather go solo
00:08:24i don't need the belford brothers
00:08:27i just gotta keep my head down
00:08:28hey new girl
00:08:29i'm cj
00:08:30student body president
00:08:32and it is my job to give you the crash course on things at islebor
00:08:36yeah
00:08:36seems like any other high school to me
00:08:39oh you perfectly stupid newbie
00:08:45exclusivity is everything at islebor
00:08:47the only thing that matters is your friend group
00:08:49are those girls like models?
00:08:50cleo fairfield and megan king
00:08:52cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten
00:08:55and megan follows her around like a lost poodle
00:08:59oh my god
00:09:02the belford brothers
00:09:06the belford brothers are here
00:09:25what's the big deal
00:09:27is like the hottest guy on the planet
00:09:29every girl has thrown herself at him
00:09:31and every girl has gotten rejected
00:09:33and drew is an all-star
00:09:34most popular
00:09:35best athlete
00:09:36best smile
00:09:41and there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them
00:09:44but nobody knows who it is
00:09:47if someone is choosing between the brothers
00:09:49it should be me
00:09:50well
00:09:51and it will be
00:09:52whoever that girl is better watch out
00:09:57wow
00:09:59that outfit kinda makes it look like you fit in
00:10:01and your outfit
00:10:02almost makes you look like
00:10:03a proper gentleman
00:10:05she's sorry
00:10:06no one talks to no one belford like that
00:10:09maybe they should
00:10:10he needs to be humbled
00:10:11that's cute
00:10:12i don't think i need to be humbled by a whiny pest
00:10:15if i'm a whiny pest
00:10:17if i'm a whiny pest
00:10:17then you're an arrogant bully
00:10:19that's funny
00:10:20i don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night
00:10:23no one talks to me
00:10:32peter
00:10:33how do you know them
00:10:34peter is the girl who has to choose
00:10:36to marry me
00:10:37or my brother
00:10:43great
00:10:44now everyone at school knows
00:10:45i'm the promised ride to the belfort brothers
00:10:47i'm sorry
00:10:48i thought everyone should know
00:10:52show's over freaks
00:10:54seriously
00:10:55i told you
00:10:56i don't want her associated with us
00:10:57she's part of our circle now
00:10:59it's our job to make her feel welcome
00:11:01it's my job to go to guitar practice
00:11:04everyone knows you with the belforts now
00:11:06don't embarrass us
00:11:09ignore my brother
00:11:11way ahead of you
00:11:17listen
00:11:19think you'll fit in at isla bay
00:11:21especially once i introduce you to my friends
00:11:23piper
00:11:24these are my best friends
00:11:25megan and cleo
00:11:28oh
00:11:28we kind of met already
00:11:30oh
00:11:31but we had no clue
00:11:32piper is the girl you're supposed to marry
00:11:34we can take care of her drew
00:11:36i know
00:11:37we will be besties
00:11:38come on
00:11:42don't worry piper
00:11:45you're in good hands
00:11:48thanks guys
00:11:49i've always had a hard time making friends
00:11:53friends
00:11:54wait
00:11:55you thought we were being serious
00:11:56we're going to prove you aren't worthy of the belfort brothers
00:12:00do you even know who we are
00:12:02my mother invented the spray tan
00:12:03what did your mom do
00:12:04scrub dishes
00:12:05the belfort brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school
00:12:09we aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scab
00:12:12i would never ask for any of this
00:12:14if i could go back to my school and my family i would
00:12:16bro
00:12:17you're not even good enough to clean the belforts toilet
00:12:19i'm going to tell drew about this
00:12:21you're not going to tell drew anything
00:12:24you want us to leave you alone
00:12:25dump the belforts
00:12:26i don't marry one of the brothers
00:12:28my father loses everything
00:12:30i can't back down
00:12:32give me that back
00:12:33my mom gave me this
00:12:35it's vintage
00:12:38vintage
00:12:38vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special
00:12:44did you really think that a titless loser like you could get noah belfort's attention
00:12:49with this tiny little bra
00:12:54what's that smell
00:12:55oh i think it's piper
00:12:57or should i say
00:12:58diaper
00:13:00she smells like a hot load
00:13:11piper you're not supposed to be in here
00:13:13this is my private studio
00:13:15i get it
00:13:16i get it
00:13:17i get it
00:13:18okay nova
00:13:20i don't belong here
00:13:21you and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear
00:13:25piper
00:13:25screw you noah
00:13:26screw you
00:13:28who did this to you
00:13:29who did this to you
00:13:31you
00:13:31you did this to me
00:13:33as soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone
00:13:35i became a target
00:13:36don't be stupid
00:13:37how is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help
00:13:40god you're such a bully
00:13:41you're no better than i's always hazing committee megan and klima
00:13:45it was megan and klima
00:13:46yeah
00:13:46come with me
00:13:51noah come here
00:13:52hey noah
00:14:04so
00:14:05piper told me about your hilarious prank
00:14:08nice work
00:14:09piper come here
00:14:11i traded one bully for a worse one
00:14:13my future husband
00:14:14noah belfort
00:14:19piper told me about your hilarious prank
00:14:20you destroyed her backpack
00:14:21well yeah
00:14:22i mean that cheap little thing was barely held together
00:14:24and then she's all like
00:14:25i got it from my dead mom
00:14:27oh my god
00:14:28that's mine
00:14:29oh
00:14:30oh
00:14:32your turn
00:14:33bag now
00:14:34please
00:14:35it's designer
00:14:36hand over your bag
00:14:40wow
00:14:40cleo
00:14:41you really love to shit
00:14:46if i hear about any one of you fuckers going after piper again
00:14:49you'll have to deal with me
00:15:00hey
00:15:01why did you help me
00:15:02you don't even like me
00:15:04my mom would kill me if i didn't look out for you
00:15:07so let's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble
00:15:09i don't need your protection
00:15:11tell that to the crying girl in the music room
00:15:13you know i used to think you were a dick
00:15:15now i think you're a mega dick
00:15:16that's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass
00:15:19everyone in this school may bow down to noah belfort
00:15:21but not me
00:15:22so tell me
00:15:22why do you go from being a jerk
00:15:24to a hero
00:15:25right back to being a jerk again
00:15:26maybe i want to be the only one who gets to bully you
00:15:30so what you're going to bully me into marrying you
00:15:34get this through your head
00:15:36whether you choose my brother or me
00:15:39i'm never marrying you
00:15:41piper
00:15:43what's wrong
00:15:44is noah being an asshole to you again
00:15:46i actually saved her from your two groupies megan and clea
00:15:49wait
00:15:50for real
00:15:50i'll go and talk to them
00:15:52no don't
00:15:52it's over
00:15:54i don't want to trouble
00:15:55the best thing you can do
00:15:56is show them that you're not afraid
00:15:58come with us
00:15:59to the senior party tonight
00:16:01she's not going to that stupid party
00:16:02you don't speak for me
00:16:04i'm in
00:16:04i should walk away
00:16:05let her pick drew
00:16:07and be done with this
00:16:08piper goes
00:16:08then i go
00:16:17a luma
00:16:20i would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht
00:16:25they are
00:16:25but when we want to have fun we throw real parties
00:16:28at our core
00:16:29eilberg teens just want to look hot and get wasted
00:16:31it might look fun and innocent
00:16:32but these guys are sharks and you're fresh meat
00:16:34so i'm not taking my eyes off you
00:16:36i don't need your protection
00:16:37yeah dude
00:16:38chill out
00:16:39we'll take care of her
00:16:40whoa
00:16:40how are my favorite brothers and their little stage 5 clinger
00:16:43we're not dealing with any drama cleo
00:16:46no drama
00:16:46piper you're cool now actually
00:16:48in fact
00:16:49i came over here to apologize by inviting you to play a game of spin the bottle
00:16:57drew it's gonna land on you
00:17:05i don't kiss losers
00:17:09so you don't have to kiss him
00:17:10no
00:17:12you either kiss the person or you take a shot
00:17:14here i'll show you
00:17:16why am i watching her so closely
00:17:19why do i care
00:17:24kiss me drew
00:17:25sorry
00:17:28i'm saving it for my future wife
00:17:30piper
00:17:30here
00:17:31your turn
00:17:31move over
00:17:32i thought you weren't playing
00:17:34something changed my mind
00:17:36i'm just going to skip my turn
00:17:38you sit in the circle you play
00:17:39those are the rules
00:17:44oh it's so landing on me
00:17:54you did that on purpose
00:17:55i'm just going to skip
00:18:03it landed on me
00:18:05no
00:18:05it landed on me
00:18:09it's like
00:18:09dead center
00:18:10oh my god
00:18:11you should kiss them both
00:18:13i have to choose one of the brothers to marry in eight weeks
00:18:16but kissing them in front of everyone feels too scary
00:18:21i can't choose
00:18:22i can just leave
00:18:23hey no
00:18:24don't leave
00:18:25she can do whatever she wants
00:18:26she doesn't have to play
00:18:27if she doesn't play
00:18:28it's just a perb who wants to watch
00:18:30piper doesn't want to kiss noah or drew
00:18:33because she's a bad kisser
00:18:35i can't be a bad kisser
00:18:36i've never even kissed anyone
00:18:42piper you've never been kissed
00:18:44not in the traditional way
00:18:46or really any other way
00:18:47oh sad
00:18:49nobody's ever wanted to kiss piper
00:18:51i can't let piper have her first kiss in front of a party full of stuck up assholes
00:18:56i'm not doing it
00:18:57hey i'll kiss you
00:19:01do you want to kiss me in front of all these people
00:19:03pretend it's just the two of us
00:19:06just pretend it's the two of you
00:19:08like his brother isn't
00:19:17wow
00:19:22fuck this
00:19:23i'm out of here
00:19:30game over
00:19:31noah
00:19:32hey
00:19:33where are you going
00:19:34i have to talk to him
00:19:35forget about him
00:19:37he stood up for me
00:19:38i owe it to him to make sure he's okay
00:19:41wow
00:19:42that's never happened to me before
00:19:45she's probably just nervous
00:19:47i'll go talk to her
00:19:48give her some advice
00:20:07this will be perfect for that fish-lipped bitch
00:20:14hey bestie
00:20:15what do you want
00:20:16well we saw you freak out over your kiss with drew
00:20:17so we wanted to help
00:20:18and why would i believe that
00:20:20all you've done is bully me
00:20:21oh we only bullied you because we were jealous of you
00:20:23i mean come on
00:20:24choosing between the two hottest guys in islebury
00:20:26oh yeah super jealous
00:20:28but we aren't jealous anymore
00:20:29so now we can be friends
00:20:31you're not jealous anymore
00:20:32why
00:20:33well after your kiss with drew
00:20:35i don't think he's ever going to speak to you again
00:20:38he said it was the worst kiss of his life
00:20:41almost as sloppy and messy
00:20:44dead fish
00:20:45kiss it
00:20:46piper
00:20:46this is a much better fit for you
00:20:49kiss the fish
00:20:50kiss the fish
00:20:51kiss the fish
00:20:52kiss the fish
00:20:53kiss the fish
00:20:55kiss the fish
00:20:59i'm not doing that
00:21:00it looks like piper can take care of herself
00:21:02maybe she doesn't need me watching out for her
00:21:05did you just slap me
00:21:07yes
00:21:07i'm not putting up with this anymore
00:21:11i'm gonna make you regret that
00:21:13did your doctor check you for scabies
00:21:15before you moved here
00:21:16i hope it's not contagious
00:21:18might want to get her checked for halibutious too
00:21:21i can smell her breath from here
00:21:22i heard a rumor that poor people have to live off raw onions to survive
00:21:26and clearly her breath is proof
00:21:34i'm going to prove that you don't deserve a marry into the belford family
00:21:37i don't even want to marry a belford
00:21:40i'm only doing this because i have to
00:21:42if there's anything i hate more than a scab
00:21:44it's a liar
00:21:45we all saw you drooling over them
00:21:48so desperate for attention
00:21:49stop
00:21:50just leave me alone
00:21:51a desperate hanger on like you
00:21:53will never fit in with us
00:21:55maybe we should help her stand out
00:22:01time to introduce you to an aisle bro tradition
00:22:04the keg stand
00:22:12boys, keep her down
00:22:14let me go
00:22:16time for your first real kiss, piper
00:22:28get away from her
00:22:34you okay?
00:22:35you saved me
00:22:46you okay?
00:22:50apologize
00:22:51look at her
00:22:52she's a beer-soaked nobody in a cheap dress
00:22:58yeah
00:22:59now she's wearing $1,000 shirt
00:23:01and you're the beer-soaked nobody
00:23:09Piper
00:23:10we're leaving
00:23:15you can't just boss me around
00:23:17it's a weird of saying thank you
00:23:19i saved your ass tonight
00:23:22Piper
00:23:22we're leaving
00:23:23Noah
00:23:24hey
00:23:26hey
00:23:28where are you guys going?
00:23:29i'm taking piper
00:23:30she and i need to talk
00:23:31about that kiss
00:23:32yeah
00:23:32we do
00:23:33did you really tell cleo you hated kissing me?
00:23:35no
00:23:36if you need me to
00:23:37i'll tell cleo to fuck off
00:23:39okay?
00:23:41Piper we're leaving
00:23:41hey
00:23:42what?
00:23:42choose who you want to leave the party with
00:23:44me or Noah
00:23:47Piper this is stupid
00:23:48let's leave
00:23:49no
00:23:49she didn't choose you
00:23:51and she wouldn't
00:23:52considering you've been nothing but an asshole to her
00:23:54since we've met
00:23:55she didn't choose you either
00:23:56idiot
00:23:56stop fighting
00:23:58i don't want to have to choose between you
00:24:02i'll have to choose between the brothers soon
00:24:04but i can't face drew after cussing him
00:24:08Noah
00:24:08let's go
00:24:25we need to talk
00:24:28we can talk later
00:24:30we're talking now
00:24:31i can't keep saving your ass
00:24:33you want to be part of that elite isla burr group?
00:24:36you gotta learn how to deal with those mean girls
00:24:38this isn't easy for me Noah
00:24:40one day i'm sitting studying for a pre-calc quiz
00:24:42and the next
00:24:43i'm having to decide which of the Belfort brothers to marry
00:24:45i mean can you imagine?
00:24:47can you put yourself in my shoes?
00:24:48really?
00:24:49you chose drew already?
00:24:50i haven't chosen anyone
00:24:51you kissed him in front of half of the school
00:24:53it was a dumb game
00:24:55why do you care so much?
00:24:57oh
00:24:57did i embarrass the prestigious Noah Belfort?
00:24:59did i embarrass you Noah?
00:25:04this conversation's not over
00:25:06let me go
00:25:07i can't let you go
00:25:09not even if i wanted to
00:25:10you want to know why i care Piper?
00:25:14i care
00:25:16i care because i'm jealous
00:25:17why would you be jealous?
00:25:20i can't admit to wanting her
00:25:21not when she might choose my brother over me
00:25:25you're not going to tell me?
00:25:26i'm out of here
00:25:30this conversation's not over
00:25:31it is until you tell me why you stormed off from the party
00:25:34fine
00:25:36i'm jealous
00:25:38Piper
00:25:39Drew got to kiss you
00:25:40and i didn't
00:25:42but you hate me
00:25:43i never said
00:25:44i hated
00:25:45you said you never marry me
00:25:47my mother plopped you into our live
00:25:49it's a fucking weird situation
00:25:55when Drew kissed you
00:25:56was it part of the game
00:25:57or was it real?
00:25:58i don't owe you an explanation
00:26:00yeah
00:26:00you do
00:26:01after i saved your ass tonight
00:26:05it was just a game
00:26:06okay?
00:26:08Drew saw everyone was watching
00:26:10and he offered to kiss me
00:26:11he was being nice
00:26:12unlike you
00:26:16nice is easy
00:26:22yeah
00:26:23well i like nice
00:26:24then why are you here with me right now?
00:26:28you said you'd never marry me
00:26:29i would never marry you
00:26:32then what do you want?
00:26:37i want to give you
00:26:39your first real kiss
00:26:42Drew was my first kiss
00:26:45you said that was part of the game
00:26:46it wasn't real
00:26:49maybe it was both
00:26:52you shouldn't have your first real kiss
00:26:55in front of drunken idiots at the party
00:26:59when he kissed you
00:27:01did it feel like you two were the only people in the world?
00:27:06or did you feel everyone's eyes at the party watching you?
00:27:11i don't remember
00:27:16your first kiss
00:27:18should feel like a fever
00:27:21a first real kiss
00:27:23should start with the lips
00:27:27down your stomach
00:27:28to your feet
00:27:30your skin's hot
00:27:31your palms are sweaty
00:27:33when drew kissed you
00:27:35did it feel like that?
00:27:38i don't remember
00:27:39i don't remember
00:27:40it happened so fast
00:27:41i don't know
00:27:41i want to show you your first real kiss
00:27:45can i?
00:27:56that's how your first kiss should feel
00:28:03hey guys
00:28:04drew
00:28:05what are you doing here?
00:28:07just checking to see if you got home alright
00:28:09but it looks like my brother already took care of that
00:28:12i kissed both brothers on the same night?
00:28:15to choose one to marry?
00:28:16this is too weird
00:28:17i think i'm gonna go to bed guys
00:28:19goodnight
00:28:20what the hell was that?
00:28:22i'm talking to piper
00:28:23you mean you had to kiss her after i kissed her at the party?
00:28:27drew
00:28:28we're brothers
00:28:28i don't want bad blood between us
00:28:32i'm not letting piper go without a fight
00:28:33she's not a prize
00:28:35she's a person
00:28:36she can make her own decision
00:28:37keep telling yourself that
00:28:38because at the end of this
00:28:39we both know
00:28:40i win
00:28:45hey
00:28:47morning
00:28:48i saved you seat
00:28:49come here
00:28:49sit down
00:28:50drew
00:28:50don't act so pathetic
00:28:51piper sit here
00:28:53i think i'm just gonna skip breakfast today if that's okay
00:28:56you'll do no such thing
00:28:57today is a big day
00:28:58it is the annual isle bear white gala
00:29:00and you are our guest of honor
00:29:04you'll have a great time
00:29:05anybody who's anybody is going to be there
00:29:07what they're not telling you is tonight's about showing you off
00:29:10the future wife of the belfort brothers
00:29:32look daring
00:29:33everyone is so intrigued
00:29:35they all want to know what boy you'll choose
00:29:38mom this isn't a contest
00:29:39yeah you're right
00:29:40she's obviously going to pick me
00:29:44it certainly is a lot of attention
00:29:59piper
00:29:59can i offer you a thigh
00:30:02i'm not really hungry
00:30:03thank you
00:30:04so you've been seeing both my boys
00:30:07and i want to know who you'd like better
00:30:09she's obviously going to choose me
00:30:11noah's a total dick to her
00:30:12she and i have more fun
00:30:13don't we
00:30:14yeah
00:30:14it's easy with you
00:30:16fake easy
00:30:19easy doesn't make your palms sweat
00:30:21your heart race
00:30:22easy is boring
00:30:24do i make your palms sweat noah
00:30:27you tell me
00:30:28you tell me
00:30:31piper
00:30:32you okay
00:30:33yeah
00:30:33no i think it's just a little bit hot
00:30:36i'm going to get some air
00:30:37piper phillips
00:30:38i'm not letting you leave this table
00:30:40until you answer my question
00:30:42noah
00:30:43or drew
00:30:59you don't have to choose
00:31:02i know it's me
00:31:06mom don't put her on the spot
00:31:07i know she's going to pick me
00:31:13that's what losers say
00:31:15she's never going to pick you drew
00:31:17she doesn't even like you noah
00:31:20boys
00:31:20stop bickering
00:31:22i'm going to hear from piper now
00:31:33i choose
00:31:34to pee
00:31:35excuse me
00:31:36sorry if i don't pee
00:31:38i'm literally going to explode
00:31:39sorry
00:31:40margot
00:31:45how can i choose a brother
00:31:47when they both make me so hot
00:32:02i'm gonna make you regret that
00:32:04you social climbing skank
00:32:07i don't want any trouble
00:32:08it's not enough
00:32:09the belfords invited you into their home
00:32:12but the white bala is the most important event in all of ale
00:32:14you don't belong here
00:32:15piper is a belfert now
00:32:17the richest family in all of isle veiled
00:32:19so treat her like royalty
00:32:21and wipe that lipstick off your face
00:32:28what happened to your face
00:32:30shut up
00:32:32i need your help with something
00:32:35i'm getting rid of that transplant bitch once and for all
00:32:41shh
00:32:42piper
00:32:42are you ready for your introduction
00:32:44as our guest of honor
00:32:47that's sweet
00:32:47is that necessary
00:32:49of course
00:32:49you are the talk of the town
00:32:51you'll take the main seat
00:32:53so everyone can welcome you
00:32:55i'll show her to her seat mrs belfort
00:32:57you should relax
00:32:59i'll take great care of our guest of honor
00:33:02by the end of the night
00:33:04i'll make sure you are no longer welcomed by the belforts
00:33:07or anyone else
00:33:27yes
00:33:27yikes
00:33:28looks like someone has ibs
00:33:30that wasn't me
00:33:32oh don't lie piper
00:33:33all animals fart
00:33:34she smells like a wet dog on garbage day
00:33:38that was that was me guys
00:33:39there's no need to try to cover for her drew
00:33:42everyone heard
00:33:43it was the chair
00:33:44i'll show you
00:33:47oh my god
00:33:50oh no
00:33:51looks like bloody mary got her period too
00:33:55what happened
00:33:57is you're a poor loser
00:33:58you're so pathetic
00:33:59you can't even afford tampons apparently
00:34:04you did this
00:34:05can you prove it
00:34:08looks like
00:34:09looks like not even your future husbands believe you shark week
00:34:15the only way that i'm letting you go is if you leave isla bank for good
00:34:19the only one who's leaving is you cleo
00:34:21you want to explain that
00:34:30you want to explain that
00:34:32i don't know what that is
00:34:35maybe
00:34:35piper soiled herself with it for attention
00:34:39bullshit
00:34:43hi
00:34:46caught you
00:35:01this is your last isle bro white gala
00:35:04get the fuck out
00:35:06i can't do this
00:35:11piper
00:35:12no
00:35:12i'm going after her
00:35:13you're really going to fight me on this too
00:35:15just being near the brothers makes me a target here
00:35:18how am i supposed to marry one of them
00:35:33what are you doing here
00:35:34what are you doing here
00:35:41leave
00:35:41we're not leaving
00:35:42i'm not going back out there
00:35:45you want to know the difference between you and those other girls
00:35:48they act like they belong
00:35:49piper
00:35:51this is our world
00:35:52you got to be stronger than that
00:35:54we're here for you piper
00:35:55like you even want me there
00:35:57you both make me feel so protected
00:35:59i wish i didn't have to choose one of you
00:36:01what if you didn't have to choose
00:36:03like
00:36:04i could have you both
00:36:08watching my brother touch piper makes me want to scream
00:36:12we're leaving
00:36:23thanks for helping me tonight
00:36:24both of you
00:36:27what happened tonight
00:36:28can't happen again
00:36:34she's fine
00:36:35she doesn't belong here
00:36:36you saw her at that party
00:36:37she's in over her head
00:36:52do i look like i belong now
00:36:56shit noah
00:36:57get out of my room
00:36:59get out
00:37:00i'm not going anywhere until we talk
00:37:03get out
00:37:03what
00:37:04what's the deal with this whole ice cream act
00:37:07it's not an act
00:37:08really
00:37:09because the other night when you kissed me
00:37:11you weren't this icy
00:37:12yeah
00:37:12that was until i heard what you said about me to drew
00:37:15what i said about you to drew
00:37:16just now
00:37:17in the driveway
00:37:19you told drew
00:37:20i didn't belong
00:37:21you know what piper
00:37:23you're right
00:37:23you don't belong
00:37:24i want you gone
00:37:28you don't want to be forced into marriage
00:37:30neither do i
00:37:31maybe in another world i could be with you
00:37:33no competition
00:37:34no timeline
00:37:35no bullshit
00:37:35just us
00:37:36you're such a liar
00:37:38you think i'm lying or you wish i was
00:37:40the truth is
00:37:41i haven't stopped thinking about you since the moment you walked into my life
00:37:45even as hard as i try to fight it
00:37:47i still want you
00:37:48your words mean nothing to me
00:37:54and i won't tell you with words
00:37:58feel me piper
00:38:02is that enough proof
00:38:04that's proof i want you
00:38:05even when i try not to
00:38:08i can't do this
00:38:10i can't do this
00:38:10what are you afraid of piper
00:38:11i'm not afraid
00:38:12i'm confused
00:38:14you hate me
00:38:15i never hated you
00:38:16you're strong
00:38:18resilient
00:38:19and you're so fucking pretty
00:38:22tell me you believe me
00:38:25i believe you
00:38:26i like you piper
00:38:28and i don't like anyone
00:38:29but i like you
00:38:31i've never done this before
00:38:33it's okay
00:38:34i'll show you
00:38:42piper are you in there
00:38:44what the
00:38:45you have to get out of here
00:38:46tell him to get out
00:38:47or he will see me leaving
00:38:48then hide
00:38:48i don't know
00:38:49i can't pick between you two
00:38:51not yet
00:38:52piper
00:38:52i'm coming in
00:38:53please
00:38:53uh piper
00:38:55you move fast
00:38:56keep quiet
00:38:57or i will permanently
00:38:58break your boner
00:39:00drew
00:39:01hey
00:39:02what are you doing here
00:39:03i made you a midnight snack
00:39:05oh
00:39:06you didn't have to do that
00:39:07you're a bell fort now
00:39:08which means you get
00:39:09the royal treatment
00:39:10that looks really good
00:39:12okay
00:39:13thanks
00:39:13let me feed you
00:39:17i knew you like to be spoiled
00:39:19you really know how to make a girl
00:39:21feel special
00:39:22noah doesn't know you
00:39:23like i do
00:39:26hey
00:39:26relax
00:39:31it's nice
00:39:32being here alone
00:39:33with you
00:39:33yeah it is
00:39:35alone
00:39:35just the two of us
00:39:42tell me how it tastes
00:39:46sweet
00:39:48sticky
00:39:48you can do better than that
00:39:50i don't think i can describe it
00:39:52then i guess i'll just have to taste it for myself
00:40:01what are you doing here
00:40:03i can say the same to freaking you
00:40:06i was bringing piper a snack
00:40:08have you been here the whole time
00:40:09yeah
00:40:10i heard everything
00:40:12oh
00:40:12you're a freaking chump
00:40:19don't fucking touch me
00:40:20husband and brother-in-law
00:40:22they shouldn't fight like this
00:40:24boys
00:40:24stop
00:40:25piper
00:40:25i'll forgive you for hiding noah
00:40:27if you tell him to leave
00:40:28forgive me
00:40:29i never asked for your forgiveness
00:40:30i thought you finally chose me
00:40:33turns out
00:40:33it's still noah
00:40:34i haven't chosen either of you
00:40:36if you had to choose right now
00:40:37who would it be
00:40:38dude stop
00:40:39this isn't fair
00:40:40noah or me
00:40:42i like you both for totally different reasons
00:40:45she doesn't have to choose
00:40:47shut up fuck face
00:40:49let her decide
00:40:53idea
00:40:56tomorrow
00:40:56i will go on a date with each of you
00:40:58i can figure out who i have the better connection with
00:41:04deal
00:41:05deal
00:41:11deal
00:41:13deal
00:41:22there she goes
00:41:25with all your pain
00:41:27all your pleasure
00:41:31you
00:41:32forever
00:41:34ain't
00:41:35too
00:41:35clever
00:41:38am i interrupting
00:41:39i thought we were going on a date
00:41:41this is our date
00:41:42is it
00:41:43i wanted
00:41:44to teach you how to play
00:41:50okay
00:41:51hey
00:41:51you're a natural
00:41:52you're a good teacher
00:41:54what is this song
00:41:55the song i wrote for you
00:41:57i've never let my guard down like this
00:41:59and shared my music
00:42:00but what if she doesn't feel the same
00:42:02tell drew you're not going on the date
00:42:03tell him it's over
00:42:04what
00:42:04that wasn't part of the deal
00:42:06what are you gonna do
00:42:07romantically polish his trophies
00:42:09don't insult me
00:42:10or your brother
00:42:12don't lie to yourself
00:42:16piper
00:42:17this date is over
00:42:19i'm leaving
00:42:22noah belfort
00:42:23how could you
00:42:25get away from me
00:42:26what happened
00:42:27one moment we're fine
00:42:28the other
00:42:29we're not
00:42:30don't touch me
00:42:31you ruined my sweater
00:42:32so i can buy you another
00:42:34you might act sensitive
00:42:35but you rich assholes
00:42:36are all the same
00:42:37my mom knitted this for me
00:42:39before she died
00:42:40there's not another like it in the world
00:42:43piper
00:42:44your money might buy you whatever you want
00:42:47but i'm not yours to own noah
00:42:53piper
00:42:55i have to fix this
00:43:02oh hey
00:43:03hey
00:43:04i was just looking for you
00:43:11you ready for a date
00:43:13yeah actually
00:43:14there's that smile i love
00:43:16i actually think you'll have a good time
00:43:18poster making
00:43:19for the big lacrosse game
00:43:20come on
00:43:21i'll take you
00:43:29love it
00:43:29good
00:43:30i like the blue
00:43:31all right
00:43:32more sparkles over there
00:43:33all right
00:43:34nice
00:43:34looking good
00:43:36drew
00:43:36what's the deal with the fresh meat
00:43:37piper
00:43:38this is max
00:43:39my teammate
00:43:40max
00:43:40this is piper
00:43:41the girl i was telling you about
00:43:43you told him about me
00:43:45oh
00:43:45he's told me all about you
00:43:48i'm going to go get some water
00:43:50max
00:43:50you keep her company okay
00:43:52you know
00:43:52you're pretty hot for a little gutter rat
00:43:55excuse me
00:43:56i heard that middle school girls start practicing
00:43:59when they're young
00:44:00bet you're a pro by now
00:44:01that's none of your business
00:44:03could be
00:44:04why don't you ditch drew
00:44:05and fuck me instead
00:44:07what is wrong with you
00:44:08just because i'm with drew
00:44:11doesn't mean i want you
00:44:12from what i've heard
00:44:13you're with both brothers
00:44:14shouldn't be hard to add a third one to the mix
00:44:16i have to marry one of them
00:44:18or else my family loses everything
00:44:22and if you don't fuck me
00:44:23i'll make sure neither belfort brother will want you
00:44:26i really don't think your captain would like the way you're talking to me
00:44:29hey
00:44:32what's going on
00:44:35max is being a total creep
00:44:37get out of here
00:44:38if you're going to be an asshole
00:44:39i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:44:43i know you simp for her
00:44:45this rupee will loosen you up
00:44:47you uptight bitch
00:44:48now i can embarrass you like you embarrassed me
00:44:52whatever dude
00:44:53get lost
00:44:56i'm sorry
00:44:57you okay
00:44:59yeah
00:45:01i'm better now that you're here
00:45:04got you a drink
00:45:05oh thanks
00:45:17oh my god
00:45:19i love this song
00:45:20oh my god
00:45:22i love this song
00:45:29hey
00:45:30hi
00:45:30hi
00:45:31i don't think i've ever seen someone have so much fun at an after school activity
00:45:34true
00:45:35excuse me
00:45:36this is so much fun
00:45:37yeah
00:45:38we always
00:45:38we always have fun together
00:45:40yeah
00:45:41we have a lot of fun noah
00:45:44what did you call me
00:45:46i'm sorry
00:45:47i think i'm a little bit dizzy
00:45:49no
00:45:49it's all good
00:45:50i'm sorry drew
00:45:52it's okay
00:45:55i'll help you over
00:45:56here
00:45:57let me help
00:46:00you're the best noah
00:46:01you did it again
00:46:03oof
00:46:03piper's really putting you to shame in front of the whole team
00:46:06she's just a little tired
00:46:08that's all
00:46:09right piper
00:46:10hey noah
00:46:11i say this is a bro
00:46:13but confusing you and noah is kind of giving
00:46:15huge slut
00:46:20she's just
00:46:21a little tired
00:46:22that's all
00:46:23yeah
00:46:23tired of getting her back blown out by your brother
00:46:28piper
00:46:29say my name
00:46:31you can say my name
00:46:34noah
00:46:43noah
00:46:43god
00:46:44where did you guys find this desperate slut
00:46:50don't you ever say that again
00:47:00what the fuck is this
00:47:03don't worry about it
00:47:04you think it's funny to drug someone
00:47:08it's just a little payback
00:47:10you could never embarrass her
00:47:12but i sure as fuck
00:47:14could embarrass you
00:47:15it's your fault
00:47:23get the fuck out of here
00:47:25you're off my team
00:47:43hey
00:47:44you can't go in there
00:47:51piper
00:47:51what happened
00:47:52are you okay
00:47:54it's hot
00:47:55why is it so hot
00:47:59no piper you don't need
00:48:01get out of here noah
00:48:02i'm not leaving you alone with her
00:48:04you clearly don't know how to take care of her yourself
00:48:06so hot
00:48:07we need to get her into the shower
00:48:08now you're trying to get her naked
00:48:10the shower will clear her mind
00:48:12i'm taking her whether you like it or not
00:48:14please stop fighting okay
00:48:18shh
00:48:19you talk too much
00:48:22okay
00:48:24the shower will clear her mind
00:48:26i'm taking her whether you like it or not
00:48:39hang tight piper
00:48:40i'm going to save you
00:48:47let her go
00:48:48she can't stand on her own
00:48:50let me help
00:48:51drew
00:48:52hi
00:48:54noah
00:48:55you're here too
00:48:56i'm so happy
00:48:57i have to stay with her until she's safe
00:48:59we both stay
00:49:00trust me
00:49:01i'm not trying to have a three-way with my brother
00:49:02hey
00:49:15why am i soaking wet and half naked
00:49:17max
00:49:19drugged you
00:49:20drugged me
00:49:21piper i'm so sorry
00:49:22i wouldn't have left you alone with him
00:49:23if i knew that he would have done something
00:49:25it's not your fault drew
00:49:26it's not your fault
00:49:27you both look after me
00:49:28always
00:49:32wait
00:49:33what if i'm not ready for the shower to end
00:49:37do you mean that
00:49:38it's not just the drugs right
00:49:41right
00:49:41i want to thank you both for helping me
00:49:45you drive me crazy
00:49:47and i love it
00:49:48and drew
00:49:49you always make me laugh
00:49:51even when i don't want to
00:49:52i'll have to choose between drew and noah
00:49:55but for now
00:49:55it's so good to be with both of them
00:49:58the dates were both a fail
00:50:00i still don't know who to choose
00:50:02lucky for you
00:50:03my date's two parts
00:50:04the lacrosse game
00:50:05she's not going to that
00:50:06she's to get home and rest
00:50:08let her decide
00:50:30they're all here to see star player drew belfort
00:50:34he's like a celebrity
00:50:36piper please tell me you're not falling for the whole tragic worship of a high school
00:50:39athlete
00:50:39would you rather i fall for the tragic worship of a high school asshole
00:50:43what's with the attitude
00:50:44you were just fine with me in the shower
00:50:46maybe i'm still mad at you for ruining my favorite sweater
00:50:49you ruined my sweater
00:50:51about that
00:50:54hey
00:50:58hey
00:50:59there you are
00:51:01thank you
00:51:04you never let girls wear your jersey
00:51:06you say it cheapens the brand
00:51:08piper's not just any girl
00:51:14you look hot as fake in my number
00:51:18i gotta go kick some ass
00:51:19you know
00:51:20if you let his ego get any bigger
00:51:22it'll eclipse the sun
00:51:27i'm just wearing a jersey
00:51:29you're feeding into the bullshit
00:51:31you don't actually care about this school
00:51:33no you're right
00:51:35i don't
00:51:35but i care about drew
00:51:37and i want to be here for him
00:51:39so you're saying when you're his wife
00:51:40you'll do every little thing to bend over for him
00:51:42be society's perfect girl
00:51:43it's literally just a lacrosse game noah
00:51:45if you don't like it you can leave
00:51:47i will not let you ruin my night noah belfort
00:51:50oh no no
00:52:01hi is that drew belfort's jersey
00:52:04yeah you wear it
00:52:05go drew
00:52:08drew's jersey
00:52:09yeah
00:52:12drew never lets girls wear it
00:52:14time to remind her of her place
00:52:16go drew
00:52:26sorry piper
00:52:28i thought you were a trash can
00:52:30ew
00:52:31here
00:52:32let me help
00:52:34oh
00:52:35oh
00:52:36oops
00:52:41you is right
00:52:44drew's going to barf when he sees what you did to his jersey
00:52:47drew's never even let anyone wear his jersey
00:52:50now it's ruined
00:53:00drew can't see me like this
00:53:09you okay piper
00:53:10no
00:53:11here
00:53:11go inside
00:53:12and take this
00:53:13okay
00:53:14i've spilled food on myself plenty of times
00:53:16and this always does the trick
00:53:23step aside fatty
00:53:24if you want to use the bathroom
00:53:26you're going to have to wait your turn
00:53:31cj
00:53:35it's locked
00:53:37i'm stuck
00:53:38cj it won't open
00:53:42hey
00:53:43where is piper
00:53:44maybe she left because you're showing off
00:53:47something doesn't feel right
00:53:49i have to find piper
00:53:51cj
00:53:52let me out
00:53:53this isn't funny
00:53:54just wait till she thinks drew's the one that did this
00:53:58piper
00:53:59you're so stupid
00:54:00you fell for my prank
00:54:02drew
00:54:02drew
00:54:03why would you do this
00:54:04i wanted to impress cleo
00:54:06oh my god drew
00:54:07stop
00:54:08that tickles
00:54:09let me out
00:54:11she's tipping the stall
00:54:12we should help her
00:54:29where's piper
00:54:30i don't know
00:54:34give me my phone back
00:54:35payback's
00:54:36a bitch
00:54:37and so are you
00:54:41megan get it
00:54:42cleo
00:54:48what are you doing
00:54:50we are leaving
00:54:52get us out
00:54:53let us out
00:54:56why did you drag me away
00:54:57you were locked in a toilet
00:54:59shit
00:55:00oh
00:55:03what does this mean
00:55:04yep
00:55:06we're stuck
00:55:06yep
00:55:08we're fucked
00:55:09call a toe
00:55:10good luck getting service out here
00:55:11we're in south island bro
00:55:12aka the middle of nowhere
00:55:14i can't believe this
00:55:15i'm stuck on the side of the road
00:55:16with the world's cockiest rich boy
00:55:17and i can't believe i'm stuck on the side of the road
00:55:20with the world's most ungrateful whiny brat
00:55:22ungrate
00:55:23i'm not ungrateful
00:55:24i'm just the only person in isleville
00:55:25who doesn't think you're god's gift
00:55:27to the freaking universe
00:55:28you know what
00:55:28this whole act of hating me is getting old
00:55:30i'm the only one who looks after you at isleville
00:55:32listen to me noah
00:55:33i'm not some helpless girl
00:55:35and i never asked for your help
00:55:37so get in the car
00:55:38i'm working on the engine
00:55:40go ahead your majesty
00:55:45piper
00:55:49where is she
00:55:50where's piper
00:55:50that skank
00:55:51she left
00:55:52with noah
00:55:54maybe there's something in here to get some help
00:55:56like a flare gun or bat signal
00:55:59oh my god
00:56:00is this
00:56:02what do you want
00:56:03how could you
00:56:04how could you let me stay mad at you
00:56:07when you fix my sweater
00:56:09i wanted to surprise you
00:56:11i'm sorry for being a jerk
00:56:12i can't keep doing this
00:56:14knowing that you might choose my brother
00:56:16you can't expect me to choose now
00:56:19no
00:56:19but you'll have a lot of time to think it over
00:56:21cause we're not going anywhere
00:56:23what are we supposed to do
00:56:24camp out here
00:56:28come on
00:56:31i'm not getting in the back of your pickup truck
00:56:42see
00:56:44this is nice
00:56:46i'm cold
00:56:47and my back hurts
00:56:48but
00:56:50look at the stars
00:56:51they're pretty
00:56:53i thought you wanted to look at the stars
00:56:55maybe i'd rather look at you
00:56:57i could look at you for hours
00:56:59and it still wouldn't be enough
00:57:01keep talking like that
00:57:02and i'd almost believe you
00:57:03would you believe that this is all i wanted tonight
00:57:06to be under the stars with you
00:57:07who are you
00:57:08and what have you done with a real noah
00:57:10i don't net you
00:57:11one minute you're dragging me through a football field
00:57:13and the next to fixing my favorite sweater
00:57:15and telling me i'm pretty
00:57:16you're driving me insane
00:57:18i'm going crazy chasing after you
00:57:20you still have to choose between me or drew
00:57:21who is it
00:57:22you don't really want me
00:57:23all i ever wanted in this world was you
00:57:25and you're the only thing i can't have
00:57:26so what do you want from me noah
00:57:29i want you to choose me piper
00:57:31choose me
00:57:32you want me to choose you now
00:57:34i mean
00:57:35i want you to choose me because you want me
00:57:37not because you got to fulfill a deal with my mom
00:57:39it's not that easy
00:57:40i have a connection with drew too
00:57:41does he make your heart race
00:57:44does he keep you up at night
00:57:47ever since i met you
00:57:48i've been having trouble sleeping
00:57:50it's not that easy noah
00:57:52listen to your heart
00:57:53listen to it when it tells you
00:57:54you feel the same way about me
00:57:56like i feel about you
00:57:57you're hard
00:57:59i'm hard for you
00:58:00i've never done this before
00:58:02it's okay
00:58:02i'm a virgin too
00:58:06we can figure this out like we always do
00:58:09not so far
00:58:11choose me piper
00:58:12and i'm yours
00:58:14if i lose my virginity to noah belford
00:58:17there's no going back
00:58:22i want you
00:58:27i choose you noah
00:58:30i think it was always you
00:58:32even if we drive each other crazy we're perfect for each other
00:58:37are you sure you want to do this
00:58:53oh my god
00:58:55were we out here all night
00:58:57i guess so
00:58:58noah your mom is gonna freak when she realizes i never made it home
00:59:02noah
00:59:03i know you're there
00:59:04that's your brother
00:59:07i have to get out of here
00:59:09witch
00:59:11you're not going anywhere
00:59:13there's noah's truck
00:59:14i know she's here
00:59:18drew can't find out about us like this
00:59:19here quick
00:59:35there you are my son
00:59:37what are you two doing here
00:59:39we're looking for piper
00:59:41she ran off last night after drew's game
00:59:43where is she
00:59:45she's not your property
00:59:46i'm paying a very good price for her
00:59:49i want to make sure she's well cared for
00:59:52i haven't seen her since the game last night
00:59:55i hung out with a different girl after
00:59:56really
00:59:58because i see her right now
01:00:06drew
01:00:08leave my date alone
01:00:13it's piper isn't it
01:00:14why are you so jealous
01:00:16i thought you knew piper was going to choose you
01:00:18i'm not trying to marry piper
01:00:21when are you going to grow up noah
01:00:23sleeping around with all these random sluts
01:00:26it's no way to behave
01:00:28if you see piper
01:00:29tell her i'm looking for her
01:00:39i can't believe we almost got caught
01:00:41i know thanks to my charm
01:00:42my wits
01:00:42i've saved our asses
01:00:43i'm telling my mom about us tonight
01:00:45no no we'll tell her together
01:00:47after i tell drew
01:00:53i need to find drew
01:00:55so i can tell him about noah and me
01:00:58good morning piper
01:01:01i've come to talk to you about my son
01:01:05piper i've come to speak to you about my son
01:01:07noah told me he'd tell his mom about us after last night
01:01:10i know you have a few days left to make your choice
01:01:12it seems that you've already made up your mind
01:01:14i have
01:01:15yeah
01:01:15i think deep down i've always known
01:01:17me too
01:01:18call it a mother's intuition
01:01:19but you two seem to have a special connection
01:01:22he asked me to arrange a special date
01:01:24for the two of you for tonight
01:01:25and i wanted you to have this
01:01:30margot
01:01:31this is beautiful
01:01:32i can't accept this
01:01:34call it a welcome to the family gift
01:01:36wear it tonight
01:01:56drew
01:02:00what are you doing here
01:02:03i told my mother
01:02:04how we feel about each other
01:02:06drew
01:02:07i want to be with noah
01:02:09i'm sorry
01:02:11i never meant to hurt you
01:02:12no
01:02:13i'm sorry
01:02:14for not telling you the truth
01:02:16about my brother
01:02:18this is noah's secret girlfriend
01:02:21piper
01:02:21he's been lying to you this whole time
01:02:26no
01:02:27no
01:02:28no
01:02:28i don't believe you
01:02:29why would he lie to me
01:02:30to make bridget jealous
01:02:31apparently
01:02:32she's a real
01:02:33freak in the sheets
01:02:34if she thinks there's another girl
01:02:35so he lied to me about everything
01:02:37i was dragged from my family
01:02:38and told that i had to marry a stranger
01:02:40and now the boy that i want
01:02:41lied to me
01:02:42it's not too late
01:02:43i still want you
01:02:47you know
01:02:47noah told me he'd never marry me
01:02:49is it because he had a girlfriend
01:02:50this whole time
01:02:51i lied about noah's girlfriend
01:02:52to protect you piper
01:02:53you're better off with me
01:02:55look
01:02:55i don't know if i deserve you
01:02:57but i know
01:02:57i can make you happy
01:02:59if you let me
01:02:59i have to choose a belfort brother to marry
01:03:02to save my family
01:03:03i thought it would be noah
01:03:04choose me piper
01:03:05i promise i'll make you happy
01:03:06noah is distant
01:03:07but drew is devoted
01:03:09maybe loving drew
01:03:10is how i finally move on from noah
01:03:18mom
01:03:20mom
01:03:21i want to talk to you about piper
01:03:22piper
01:03:23she's out with your brother
01:03:25she's out
01:03:25what
01:03:26she's probably telling him
01:03:28about our relationship
01:03:29don't be foolish
01:03:30she's telling him
01:03:31she wants to marry him
01:03:36piper
01:03:36how could you
01:03:38noah
01:03:41noah
01:03:42we need to talk
01:03:43go talk to drew
01:03:44better enough
01:03:45kiss him
01:03:45the only reason
01:03:46i kissed drew
01:03:47was
01:03:48noah
01:03:49i'm back
01:03:50you don't mind me
01:03:51letting myself in
01:03:52my little no-no
01:03:53i missed you
01:03:55i know
01:03:55drew told me you were having a hard time without me
01:03:58so i thought i'd surprise you
01:04:00who are you
01:04:01i'm bridget
01:04:03and you must be piper
01:04:04the little virgin girl who has to choose between the two brothers
01:04:07well you are just about as interesting as a boiled egg
01:04:10noah
01:04:11i'm surprised you didn't kill yourself from boredom just by looking at her
01:04:15tell me
01:04:15did you really think you had a shot with noah belfort
01:04:21hi
01:04:23she prefers drew anyway
01:04:25isn't that right piper
01:04:26yeah
01:04:27of course
01:04:28you got over me real fast
01:04:29it was easy when i was never that into you
01:04:32well
01:04:32since you two are so not into each other
01:04:34why don't we all go out
01:04:35get to know each other
01:04:36yeah
01:04:37that's a great idea
01:04:38i don't know
01:04:39won't it be weird hanging out with noah and her
01:04:41piper
01:04:41we gotta rip the bandage off sometime
01:04:43besides
01:04:44once noah sees us together
01:04:46he'll understand our special connection
01:04:48perp
01:04:50it's settled then
01:04:51dinner date with the belfort brothers
01:04:54you're going to love it here
01:04:56it's the nicest restaurant in islebori
01:05:00yeah
01:05:02she looks thrilled
01:05:04this is great drew
01:05:06seriously
01:05:07noah and i have been coming here forever
01:05:11reminds me of old times
01:05:13how long have you two known each other
01:05:15pretty much our whole lives
01:05:19we even took baths together
01:05:21oh my god
01:05:23bridget isn't just noah's girlfriend
01:05:25she's his lifelong love
01:05:29he was never going to choose me
01:05:32hey
01:05:34let me get you your favorite drink
01:05:36iced tea right
01:05:37her favorite drink
01:05:39is gingerata with cranberry
01:05:41why don't you let her answer
01:05:45you're right piper
01:05:46go ahead
01:05:47tell your future husband your favorite drink
01:05:50yeah
01:05:51yeah piper
01:05:52who knows you better
01:05:54noah or drew
01:06:05yeah piper
01:06:07who knows you better
01:06:09noah or drew
01:06:14noah's right
01:06:15it's ginger ale with cranberry
01:06:19but
01:06:19iced tea is my second favorite drink
01:06:22second favorite
01:06:23eh drew
01:06:23why is no one flirting with me
01:06:25when he's here with his girlfriend
01:06:27and why do i not want him to stop
01:06:31piper
01:06:32you came here with drew
01:06:33but
01:06:33you are totally checking noah out
01:06:36i am not
01:06:37she wouldn't give noah the time of day
01:06:39oh you're so right
01:06:40you know her so well
01:06:41i do
01:06:42i know she likes to read
01:06:43and she's a good swimmer
01:06:44and she has a great sense of humor
01:06:46because
01:06:46she laughs at all my jokes
01:06:48you're right drew
01:06:49you totally get me
01:06:51piper
01:06:51don't build up his ego
01:06:52like you know me any better
01:06:54i know that you have two freckles on your colitone
01:06:58i know that you like early mornings
01:07:01and
01:07:02i know that when you look at me
01:07:03it's like we're the only two people in the room
01:07:06the same way you're looking at me now
01:07:08how could he say all of that with his girlfriend right here
01:07:13fuck you noah
01:07:33what are you doing
01:07:41i couldn't leave you
01:07:43i'm not yours
01:07:45you were mine last night
01:07:46get away from me
01:07:49you lost your virginity to me
01:07:51i told you to go away
01:07:52i'm not letting you run away from me anymore
01:07:56and i'm not letting myself be stupid enough to fall for someone i can never have
01:08:00you're the only girl i've ever wanted
01:08:02tell that to your girlfriend
01:08:05my girlfriend
01:08:06yeah bridget
01:08:07you're one true love who's been in your life so long you bathe together
01:08:11piper are you serious
01:08:13go fuck her and just leave me alone noah
01:08:17you're insane if you think i'm a cousin fucker
01:08:26bridget is your cousin
01:08:29who did you think she was
01:08:34drew told me bridget was your girlfriend
01:08:37drew lied to you
01:08:39and you're lying to yourself
01:08:40if you think you'd be happy with him
01:08:42i could try
01:08:43i could try
01:08:50you're telling me you're in love with both of us
01:08:52noah
01:08:54you're so fucking cocky
01:08:56you think that i'm in love with you
01:08:58yes
01:09:00because i'm in love with you
01:09:07i've never really had a choice between two brothers
01:09:09it's always been noah
01:09:14i love you too
01:09:16say it again like you mean it
01:09:20i love you noah belford
01:09:29i'll tell your mom about us tomorrow okay
01:09:32that i choose you that we're getting married and
01:09:34piper i can't marry you
01:09:37noah belford
01:09:38you chase me like a bad habit
01:09:41only to tell me you can't marry me
01:09:45i can't marry you
01:09:47because of some deal my mom orchestrated
01:09:50i hate you
01:09:52i hate you
01:09:54for making me fall in love with you
01:10:02just be with me piper
01:10:10was to marry a belford so i could save my father
01:10:13it is it has to be
01:10:15i will lose everything
01:10:18it's never over between us
01:10:23piper
01:10:28i've been looking for you
01:10:30drew what are you doing
01:10:31i'm talking to piper
01:10:33i have nothing left to say to you
01:10:37what's wrong
01:10:38it's just
01:10:40you love him
01:10:41it doesn't matter
01:10:41you're really going to marry me and he isn't
01:10:43it's the only way i'll save my dad
01:10:45take good care of her drew
01:11:06happy birthday piper
01:11:08this dress is a family heirloom
01:11:10put it on for your special day
01:11:22surprise
01:11:24this is incredible
01:11:26i've never had a surprise birthday party before
01:11:28birthday party
01:11:29this is a wedding
01:11:32what
01:11:33you will choose one of my sons and get married
01:11:35right here
01:11:36right now
01:11:37what
01:11:37i didn't know there'd be a wedding today
01:11:39well i wanted to make sure you went through with everything before i forgave your father's debts
01:11:44i need more time
01:11:45you're out of time darling
01:11:47don't keep my guests waiting
01:11:48piper phillips
01:11:49don't
01:11:50drew don't
01:11:56i refuse to marry you
01:12:02drew belfort
01:12:03you cannot refuse
01:12:07there's always noah
01:12:08that's my boy
01:12:13i'm not going to marry you
01:12:15what happens if they both refuse
01:12:17your deal was to forgive piper's father's debts if she married drew or me
01:12:21darling
01:12:22i remember my deal
01:12:23there's no more debt to forgive
01:12:26what
01:12:26this morning
01:12:28drew and i liquidated all our assets
01:12:30in savings
01:12:31and transferred the money
01:12:34that's every set of her father's debt
01:12:36repaid
01:12:41you're free piper
01:12:44oh
01:12:47since i met the belfort boys
01:12:49i thought i had to choose between them
01:12:51but together
01:12:52they repaid my father's debt and freed me
01:12:54thank you guys
01:12:57so now that you're free
01:12:58you can really choose
01:12:59you can choose me
01:13:02drew
01:13:03i love you but i'm not in love with you
01:13:05i'm sorry
01:13:06i love you too
01:13:08and i'm sorry for lying
01:13:09it's okay
01:13:11i just wanted you to be happy
01:13:13even if it's not with me
01:13:15always the hero drew belfort
01:13:26what did you do
01:13:28make a wish
01:13:32now
01:13:32it's time for your present
01:13:36open it
01:13:38noah is this an engagement ring
01:13:40it's a promise ring
01:13:41piper
01:13:42i promise
01:13:43no matter what
01:13:44i always choose you
01:13:46and i promise
01:13:47that i will always choose you
01:13:48right for me
01:13:49i love the night
01:13:51i'm afraid
01:13:52to
01:13:53fall
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