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Love Island (UK) - Season 2 - Episode 13: The Weekly Hotlist
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00:00Coming soon to a cinema near you.
00:02This is the Weekly Hot List.
00:04Hot stuff.
00:05The show where we bring you all the big stories
00:07from the last seven days in the villa.
00:09Did you ever have sex in here?
00:10Loads of unseen moments.
00:12Plus a feast of mouth-watering packages.
00:16Are you happy?
00:17Nice packages.
00:18How can you put the sock in there, lads?
00:19Put it right up, and then just cut it down and fold it over.
00:24And there's plenty more where that came from.
00:26It looks like I've run into a door with a boner.
00:28So sit back.
00:29We're just having a picnic.
00:30Grab a drink.
00:31This is exciting.
00:33And get ready for the Weekly Hot List.
00:36I didn't mean to do that.
00:38That's half hour time out.
00:48This summer, it's survival of the fittest.
00:57Welcome to the Weekly Hot List.
01:00Why is it called Hot List?
01:02Well, one, it's got lists.
01:04Two, see one.
01:06Three, have I mentioned the list thing?
01:09Obviously, I haven't physically compiled them myself.
01:11I have an Englishman to do that for me.
01:14He's very posh.
01:17Here's this week's hottest alpha male moments.
01:21And if you don't know what an alpha male is, picture me.
01:24Now picture me with a big guy beating me up.
01:27That guy is an alpha male.
01:29Here's our alpha males in action.
01:31Yeah, yeah.
01:33Yeah.
01:34Hashtag manpower.
01:35What a man, what a man, what a man, what a money couldn't have.
01:39Sing it now.
01:41What a man, what a man, what a man, what a man.
01:43I felt a little tickle in my tummy when I spoke to her, which I liked.
01:47What a man, what a man, what a man, what a money couldn't have.
01:54Tom's going to eat my legs later.
01:56Oh, for fuck's sake.
01:58Can you just let him grow and be normal?
02:00Yeah.
02:00Be a normal man.
02:02But has all the boys' efforts been worth it?
02:04It's time to find out.
02:06Our next list looks at Dan's on, off, off, definitely off,
02:09get the hell off relationship with Zara.
02:14As the old song goes, there must be 50 ways to leave your lover.
02:18And Zara's tried 49 of them to dump Dan.
02:22Here's a list featuring just a few of our favourite brush-offs.
02:26Number one, encourage your partner to go with someone else.
02:30I'll be honest, I do look at you, Zara,
02:32and I think you're really well-suited.
02:35Like, you see my mum saying, like, wave, and she's such a gorgeous girl.
02:40You're a gorgeous girl, too.
02:42You're a very lovely girl.
02:44I bet, like, I just look cute.
02:45You're a beautiful person.
02:46Obviously, Zara probably sees Rachel as a threat,
02:49but I know that Zara doesn't have to worry,
02:51and I'll make sure she knows she doesn't have to worry either.
02:54Number two, tell your touchy-feely partner
02:57that you don't do physical contact.
03:00He's quite a touchy-feely person, and it's freaking me out there.
03:03Too much.
03:03Sometimes there's a little bit too touchy-feely.
03:05It's very touchy, isn't it?
03:07Yeah.
03:08It's just freaking me out.
03:09He's not very cuddly.
03:10Even that's a bit much, isn't it?
03:12A little bit, yeah.
03:13You all right?
03:14It's not that I don't like it.
03:16It's just...
03:17I don't know.
03:18I'm not...
03:18No, no, it's okay.
03:19Yeah.
03:20Number three, subtly reject his advances.
03:24Bedtime.
03:25Lots of love.
03:26Night-night, everybody.
03:27Oh, the excitement!
03:29I mean, I'm going to sleep now.
03:30Night-night.
03:30Bye-bye.
03:31Love everybody so much.
03:33Number four, get your friends to do the dirty work for you.
03:37Listen, I'll be honest, I've just had a conversation with Zara.
03:39I just said, listen, I really like Dan and Rachel, do you know what I mean?
03:41I think he sounds, but I don't think the spark's there.
03:45Number five, try number one again.
03:48How was your date, like, with Rachel, obviously, I know, is that she picked you?
03:52Oh, yeah.
03:53Is she not, like, your type of girl, then?
03:56Well, no, this is the thing, I don't really have a type.
03:58It just goes off personality.
04:01Number six, take his heart, rip it out and throw it away.
04:06You know, I really am getting to know you, and it is still very early days, but I just
04:12think it's just friends.
04:14And repeat.
04:15What I'm trying to do is keep an open mind and just try and push to see if it could
04:22convert.
04:23Do you see what I mean?
04:24And then third time's the charm.
04:27And don't get me wrong, you're a lovely guy, but I just don't feel anything is going to go
04:32into it.
04:32It's literally just friends.
04:33I've promised myself I'm going to make the effort to do it because you are such a lovely
04:37girl.
04:37I just think we can't push something that we haven't got.
04:40Yeah.
04:41And I just honestly think, like, we are just friends.
04:55This week's list continues with news of our summer of sport.
04:59By the way, if you're watching this on repeat, England lost at the Euros and Andy Murray triumphed
05:04at Wimbledon.
05:05So it's win-win for me.
05:06Wrestling fans, get ready for the sight of two oiled-up man-mountains in this world title
05:13bout from the back garden in the villa.
05:15In the red corner, Rycard, Crusher Jenkins.
05:20And in the blue corner, Nathan, Nolte, Massey.
05:23Fight!
05:26Come on, three, two, one, go!
05:30Ellie Dawes and the two fighters are showing each other a lot of respect.
05:34And Nathan goes in for the kill, but he's in the team.
05:37One, two, one, one.
05:38One dodged it.
05:39Rycard is two-time WWE champion.
05:41Nathan, he has a diploma in carpentry.
05:45And Nathan's down.
05:47Will Rycard finish the contest with his signature move?
05:52Yes, there it is, the dry hump.
05:55He's not getting up from that.
06:01Fantastic contest there between two great athletes.
06:04And these boys are more than happy to show off their sporting skills in the bedroom.
06:10Here's Nathan executing a classic post-coital dismount.
06:15I'm going to do a cup.
06:17I'd give him a ten for that.
06:20Although his parallel bar looks a little bit wonky.
06:23And rounded off with a lovely cartwheel.
06:26And not to be outdone, here's Rycard performing a full handstand strut.
06:31It's not impressed the judges, though.
06:33Scott's too busy on that famously tricky level 341 of Candy Crush.
06:46No hot list is complete without news of another love triangle.
06:50And this week's featured Olivia, Rycard, and new girl Rachel.
06:54But notably, didn't feature a shred of moral decency.
06:59Having been dumped by Tattoo Tell, who nipped off with Liv's best mate Malin, Olivia paired up with other dumpy,
07:07Rycard.
07:10Me and Rycard have a, like, amazing time.
07:12Like, we get on, like, house on fire.
07:14Things started off well enough as Rycard performed his classic orange juice routine.
07:19Work's a charm.
07:21Look at that pack.
07:23It's all yours.
07:26But then new girl Rachel arrived, with the aim of landing herself the manliest of men.
07:32But her date with Dan didn't go entirely to plan.
07:36I'm definitely, like, most attracted to you out of everybody in the house.
07:39Quick question.
07:40Yeah.
07:40Would you like an olive?
07:41Rachel didn't want either the olive or Dan.
07:44Do you fancy anyone or do you know?
07:46I don't know.
07:46Like, obviously I fancied Dan, like, before I came in here.
07:48But, like, when, like, meeting him on that date and that, it's quite, like, it was more kind of, like,
07:53a friend.
07:53He's quite a friendly person.
07:54Yeah.
07:55You've got Ry. Ry's single, isn't he?
07:58Oddly enough, Rycard was attracted to the gorgeous blonde nurse.
08:02Right.
08:02When she come in, I thought she was, like, the elf at Lord of the Rings.
08:06But he's, like, see that beautiful blonde, long hair, posh, and, like, she spoke so nicely.
08:13And do you know what?
08:14Proper lady.
08:15But he didn't want to pie off Olivia.
08:17You know I've got your back.
08:19I was just, like, scared that you're going to fuck me over.
08:22I won't fuck you over.
08:23Trust me.
08:24Until he did.
08:25By taking Rachel on a date to the top secret hideaway.
08:29It's always me.
08:30Like, I feel like it's always me.
08:33Yeah, you haven't had an easy ride, have you, babe?
08:35Not with you, though.
08:37No, we haven't, to be honest.
08:38We fucking drew a short straw, didn't we?
08:40I thought it would be, like, yeah, awkward table, like, square table, but that's the bangers.
08:45But at least Olivia had her girly mates to fall back on.
08:48Liv, do you know what?
08:49He's so loyal, and you two are like, brothers and sisters, he's got your back.
08:52But not to be upset for.
08:54I don't think you have anything to worry about.
08:57I'm expecting a big thing.
08:59Why?
08:59Because he'd pick it up so bad.
09:01But while he rubbed up Olivia the wrong way, Rijkaard was definitely rubbing up Rachel the right way.
09:08Oh, he's so good with his hands.
09:09They're in the hideaway.
09:11I've got a drink, they're probably full of sleep, that's it.
09:14My massages never end like that.
09:16I'm going to have to have a word with Klaus.
09:19Even though her and Rijkaard weren't romantically linked, Olivia wasn't a happy bunny.
09:25Rijkaard's going to have my back, he's going to be my friend, and, like, the first girl that's walked in
09:29the door, it's not even his type.
09:30He's, like, he's got a fucking googly eye.
09:32So it looked like the writing was on the wall for Olivia and Rijkaard.
09:37And that writing said, why don't you two crack on while Rachel sleeps in the bed next to yours?
09:55He's shameless.
09:56No wonder Olivia can't look at him.
10:03Seriously.
10:09It's okay.
10:12It's okay.
10:17It's okay.
10:18What is wrong with her?
10:23I love you.
10:27I love you.
10:30Right.
10:31Time for our first What Happened Next.
10:38Here's Cara.
10:40Cara's just woken up.
10:43But what happened next?
10:45Did she?
10:46A. Rip the dooley off Nathan, revealing Nathan Jr.
10:51B. Reach her desired location without any mishaps whatsoever.
10:55Or C. Slip on the cushion, revealing her lady cushions.
10:59Find out after the break.
11:12Welcome back to the weekly hot list.
11:14Jam-packed with all the hottest moments and unseen stuff it's humanly possible to squeeze into an hour.
11:21Before the break, I asked what happened when Cara hopped out the bed.
11:24The bad news for Cara, but the good news for teenage boys everywhere, is that the answer was C.
11:33She slipped on a cushion, revealing her lady cushions.
11:44It's pretty obvious by now, we've got a right load of pranksters in that villa.
11:49And to celebrate them, we've put together a list, headlined by the pranker-in-chief himself,
11:56Nauty Nathan.
11:58Here he is, winding up Rikard.
12:00What's he like?
12:13A few days later, the Islanders decided to get the revenge, courtesy of the Ice Queen.
12:20It's Malin, with some ice.
12:27And here's dastardly Dan, who's decided to film a load of stuff happening in a villa in Spain.
12:33That'll never catch on.
12:35OK, so we're chilling today in the villa.
12:38And Nathan's falling asleep by the pool, so I'm going to go on the scale.
12:50Oh, mate, you weren't even bathing at all.
12:53Not a fucking, not a fucking inch.
12:57Oh, I'm impressed, bro.
12:58I would have shit myself.
13:01Sunbathing can be a bit dull.
13:03So Olivia decided to liven things up by squirting a load of sun cream on L-Tel.
13:08But in a scene reminiscent of a movie apparently available in my hotel room, he turned the tables on her.
13:24But when push comes to shove, Nathan is still the prankmeister general.
13:29And here he is, giving her a push.
13:31Or is it a shove?
13:41And you're my bitch now.
13:45But the scariest prankster in the villa isn't even an islander.
13:49Viewers of a nervous disposition might want to look away now,
13:52as we present something so downright dastardly,
13:55I could barely bring myself to watch it.
13:59Fuck off.
14:00What was that?
14:01Butterfly.
14:02I'm just on edge and everything.
14:04I'm like, ooh.
14:05Oh, the humanity.
14:08Leave Terry alone.
14:10What's he done to you?
14:19Now, we've had a number of complaints this week suggesting that last week's show centred entirely around gratuitous shots of
14:27the girls in the villa.
14:28Disgraceful shots like this.
14:56Disgraceful shots like this.
14:58Appalling.
14:58There is a sock club.
14:59There is a sock club, but, you know, we don't disclose the members of the sock club, so.
15:03Yep.
15:07I'm socking it.
15:12I'm socking it.
15:33Ladies, there's no room for a sock in my pants.
15:36There's already a cucumber down there, however, there's one boy whose member doesn't require a membership.
15:44Look at that.
15:45I've tucked it.
15:45I've tucked it.
15:46Is that a sock in there?
15:48No.
15:48Dad definitely doesn't need any socks at all.
15:51Tell me.
15:52No, man.
15:53Get off me, man.
15:54If I had a dick like I'd be walking around naked all the time, showing it off, just putting it
16:01on tables and shit.
16:02There it is, okay?
16:03There it fucking is.
16:04Are you happy?
16:05There it is.
16:06Balls and everything.
16:09After all that talk about membership, we challenged the couples to mould the boys' bits.
16:15The pair whose models were nearest the size won.
16:19Come on.
16:20Get set.
16:20Go.
16:26Who's is this?
16:27I've got one.
16:28That's nice.
16:29Thanks, babe.
16:30You've done me a job there.
16:31Don't worry.
16:32We've bought Zara and Dan some extra clay.
16:35Oh, my God.
16:36What is that?
16:38I think it's got to be bigger.
16:39I think it's got to go bigger.
16:42I think Scott will envisage about his own willy.
16:45Well, I have a nickname, Friends.
16:46What is it?
16:46So if he thinks about that, Pencil.
16:48Okay.
16:49Tell me, tell me.
16:51Who do you think you are?
16:53Just fucking stop.
16:55For the first time in history, the girls finished first.
17:02Then it was time for the boys to mould a knob of clay.
17:05Into a knob of clay.
17:08Okay, back.
17:09Here we go.
17:10What is that?
17:11What is that?
17:13Yeah, it wasn't really very comfortable.
17:15Building my penis out of clay.
17:20Oh, look at this!
17:23Don't be intimidated by Dan's size, babe.
17:27You're good.
17:28You're going to your own.
17:28You've been true to yourself.
17:29This is on a semi, by the way.
17:31It's a semi.
17:37Boys, toes down.
17:38It's time to get the girls back in and let's compare these willies.
17:42With the sculptures complete, it was down to Rachel to decide whose tackles measured up.
17:47You do it.
17:50The curves a bit disappointed.
17:59Is it actually really that big?
18:01Yeah.
18:03Have you done it massive, it'll be.
18:06That's a mushroom!
18:07It looks like I've run into a door with a boner.
18:18Thank you, Rachel.
18:20And the good news is that penis sculpting will be an event in the Olympics this summer.
18:25And representing Great Britain will be the reigning Love Island champions, Tom and Sophie.
18:31What a magnificent challenge that was.
18:34Although, as it turned out, one contestant did have a small problem.
18:39Katie was trying to help me off and she always called me pencil dick.
18:43So, therefore, I went out there to create a fucking pencil-looking dick.
18:48It ended up looking like E.T.'s fucking finger.
18:50Don't worry, Scott. You can always use it to phone home.
18:59Life on Love Island can be stressful.
19:02Sunning yourself by day and sipping cocktails at night.
19:06It's a cardiac arrest waiting to happen.
19:08And relaxation is key.
19:10So, we go over now to our guru, the Zen Master Sensei himself, Dan, and disciples Tom and Sophie.
19:18Peace be to you all.
19:20Listen to the sound of the water. Listen to the sound of the birds.
19:23And listen to the sound of you breathing. Don't stop breathing.
19:30Hello, Islanders. I'm back.
19:35But if all else fails, there is one surefire method of relaxing any gentleman.
19:42I've used this as myself, please.
19:44No harm in asking.
19:51Well, sure.
20:09Wait.
20:12You have anything?
20:14You have anything?
20:15You have anything?
20:15Well, thank you.
20:35Time now for our most mentioned moments of the week.
20:38According to you, you social media bunnies.
20:42On Monday night, four handsome boys popped in to speak to the girls
20:46in the hope of winning a place in the villa.
20:48As part of their meticulous preparations,
20:51the girls worked on some probing and insightful questions.
20:55How many times did I do shit?
20:58Eat your heart out, Jeremy Paxman.
21:01Coming up, your guide to the do's and don'ts of speed dating
21:04on a reality television show in Spain.
21:07In a nice villa.
21:08By a pool.
21:10First up was Adam from Belfast.
21:14A good-looking tabby.
21:18Rule number one.
21:19Maintain eye contact at all costs.
21:23What's your usual tabby down?
21:24I've got this confidence and assets.
21:27I'm a good guy.
21:29I am.
21:29Oh, that's quite good.
21:31I've got quite a local dress on.
21:32Yeah, I'm trying to just keep looking at your eyes.
21:34Oh, really?
21:34I am.
21:35You can look at my boobs for longer if you want.
21:37Rule number two.
21:39People always wear a name badge at these events,
21:41so you don't need to ask.
21:43How are you?
21:44What's your name?
21:44Adam.
21:46Tell me something.
21:46As far as lads go, he'd be a threat to me.
21:49Do you know what I mean?
21:50He's dated bravo.
21:51He's dated.
21:51He's in good shape as well.
21:53I ain't worried, man.
21:54If I was to come in, you're the girl I'd have my eye on.
21:56Seriously?
21:57I was just about asking which girl would you go for.
21:59I don't think he's as good-looking as you're all making up, man.
22:00He looks like every other fucker in Wales.
22:02Rule number three.
22:04Penis chat is strictly off-limits, unless it rhymes.
22:07Tell me.
22:09Are you a grower or are you a shower?
22:12I am a grower.
22:14You're a grower.
22:15Oh, my God.
22:17What do you think, sir?
22:20Ten out of ten.
22:21Ten out of ten.
22:22Boy number two was Luke from Essex, which leads us to...
22:27All right, five.
22:27How you doing, girls?
22:29Hello, five.
22:29You're right.
22:30Rule number four.
22:32Make sure you can handle your drink.
22:35Oh, there you go.
22:36He fucking knocked his drink over.
22:38You weren't much of a spark.
22:40I didn't really get any vibes from you.
22:43That's for you.
22:44Oh, thanks.
22:45Rule number five.
22:46Speed dating is an audition for love, not X Factor.
22:51Oh, yeah.
22:52You're beautiful.
22:54Right.
22:55Well, I think I've got all I need to know.
22:58Oh, mate.
22:59Keep going, mate.
22:59Keep going, keep going.
23:00How you doing, babe?
23:02What are you from?
23:03Yes.
23:03What do you think?
23:04Where are you from?
23:05Essex.
23:05Essex, right.
23:07I'm going to buzz you on because we've got enough southerners.
23:10Fucking well done, Soph.
23:12That's my girl.
23:16I feel so bad.
23:19Boy number three was Robert.
23:21All the way from Bedford.
23:24He is very good looking.
23:25So you're not English, what are you?
23:27I'm mixed Asian.
23:28My great-granda's from Madras, my great-granda's from Burma.
23:30But I guess that makes me call a Burmese.
23:32So we're both Burmese and both Indians?
23:34Yeah, I might just say.
23:35Shit, look at...
23:35Oh, we're related, don't we?
23:37We're related.
23:38We're related.
23:39Rule number six.
23:41If you're related, you shouldn't be dated.
23:44Right, I think we might be cousins, so I'm going to have to buzz you on.
23:47You won, she sat down with anyone, anyway.
23:50LAUGHTER
23:51You won Miss Great Britain.
23:52Yes, that's correct, well done.
23:55I did the pageant thing as well, like I...
23:57What?
23:57Yeah, I won Mr Bedfordshire, Mr Buckhamshire, I've done Mr England twice.
24:02I didn't win.
24:02Shit, I know you!
24:04Robert messaged me when I won Miss Great Britain, but I've actually never met him before.
24:09All right, yeah.
24:10Oh, what's that?
24:10You want to fuck it?
24:11LAUGHTER
24:13Last, but certainly not least, was Carl from Hertfordshire.
24:17Wrong way, babe.
24:20Rule number seven.
24:22Always try and make a grand entrance.
24:25I will mess up, then.
24:26How are you doing, all right?
24:27Don't worry.
24:28Oh, we might as well go fucking home, lads.
24:30Look at this.
24:31OK, what do you look for in a gown?
24:34Um...
24:35Did you just look at my boobs?
24:37Carl, remember rule number one.
24:39Eyes off the prize fella.
24:42The geese man's got looks and he's got chat, mate.
24:44You can talk about into bed.
24:45I'm four foot, I can nick a bird.
24:47Seriously, I'm the smallest geese in the club, I can always nick a bird.
24:49How long ago was your last relationship?
24:51A year ago, we broke up.
24:52OK, so you've been single for a year.
24:54I've just not found that some, but one person, you know, like, instantly, you know.
24:57Yeah, if you feel that about any of the girls.
24:59Maybe.
25:00Maybe, no, no.
25:01Might have done.
25:02And we'll remind you which lucky lad made it into the villa a little later.
25:09This year, there's a hot new addition to the Love Island Villa,
25:12and you can get your hands all over it.
25:15Get up close and personal with the Islanders
25:18as we deliver exclusive messages straight to your inbox.
25:21You can have your say on who's hot and who's not.
25:25And you can really stir things up by deciding who stays and who gets sent packing.
25:30Couple up with Love Island and download the app to your smartphone now.
25:35Available for free on iOS and Android smartphones.
25:40Still to come.
25:41The wind's picking up.
25:44I didn't mean to do that.
25:56Welcome back to The Hot List.
25:58The show that brings you all the big moments of the last week.
26:01Loads of lists, plus everything you always wanted to know about our Islanders.
26:05For example, did you know that Nathan's got one pet peeve?
26:09And it's an absolute deal-breaker.
26:11If a girl's gonna fart, go and do it at the bottom of the garden.
26:14Don't, that's what I said to her.
26:15Yesterday, I said, like, burp in my face, blow it.
26:17I don't give a fuck.
26:18Fart on me.
26:20That's it, weird.
26:21Game over.
26:22Luckily, he's going out with a seriously classy lady.
26:28Who farted?
26:29Who farted?
26:32Who farted?
26:33Who farted?
26:34Is it you?
26:41Fucking disgusting.
26:43You're like a big bloke.
26:44You shit, you fart, you drink beer.
26:47Can I fart in this?
26:49No.
26:49I've got red for you.
26:51Oh, my.
26:51That's so disgusting.
26:57I didn't think they did that.
26:59I don't think that.
27:02That's a big kink in our relationship.
27:05I'm so, I'm so sorry.
27:09That's half hour time out.
27:12Half hour time out.
27:14Don't speak to me for the next half hour.
27:16Let's turn our attention from bottoms to hearts
27:20as we answer the question,
27:22where is the most romantic place the Islanders can go for sexy time?
27:26Is it the hideaway?
27:27This is for you.
27:28Are they both me?
27:29Proposing?
27:30Yeah.
27:30Here you go.
27:31Darn it.
27:32An abandoned restaurant.
27:36Una salud para el amor.
27:39A four-poster beach.
27:41Cheese.
27:42Romantic they might be,
27:43but they're no wardrobe.
27:46Didn't that contain my weight?
27:50I had a really nice dress that I wanted to show Tom.
27:57I just really value his opinion on fashion.
28:01Let me show it now.
28:02Uh-huh.
28:03There's so much storage in there.
28:15Coming soon to a cinema near you.
28:18Wow.
28:19That was actually very good, Dan.
28:21And he's not the only impressionist in there.
28:24They're all at it.
28:25Give yourself a point for any of these you can guess.
28:28Are you done right?
28:30I love cucumber.
28:35Because why?
28:38Adam, he's so nice.
28:40Oh, Adam, he's got a really sexy voice.
28:42Oh, he's Irish accent.
28:43Oh, yes.
28:46Are you from Wales?
28:47Oh, yes.
28:49Oh, yes.
28:50Oh, yes.
28:52Oh, yes.
28:52No, no, no, no, no.
28:53No, no, no.
28:56No, no, no.
28:59Wednesday was a red-letter day for half the Islanders.
29:02I'll give you a clue which half. It's the ones that sit down to wee because the boy from Belfast
29:08Adam made his entrance
29:12Give us some drinks. No, I'm fine. Needs to be cool as a cucumber as this one said
29:19Here's Adam playing it cool and Zara playing whatever the opposite of hard to get is room for it room
29:26for one more
29:26I got my wish Adams in the villa. How amazing like I am so so happy
29:33The minute Adam walked in last night. I knew that I totally fancied the pants off him and I can't
29:38hold back
29:40Leave about your touch didn't realize you're cutting time. Yeah, I love a good better. Thank you
29:44She's very happy about that. When Adam walked in I did get a little little buzz feeling that I feel
29:50quite I felt quite happy about it
29:56Marie
29:58So I think Zara quite fancied Adam like based on looks and the first vibe that she got from him
30:03Which is nice obviously you sort of know by that first little feeling that you get and
30:08But I think he seems my type. He seems really nice. I'm a wrestler. I do like WWE sort of
30:12wrestling
30:12So I've been done for about a year now. It's a chilled out guy, you know that wrestles
30:17You know in tight in tight spandex
30:24I've actually got a pair of my trunks
30:26You know that he's covered in tats as well
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34:27OK kids
34:29OK kids
34:29Here's the question
34:30Tom and Sofia
34:31But it's not sleepy times
34:34So what exactly could they be doing?
34:37Are they...
34:39A. Having a picnic
34:41B. Building a Lego house
34:45Or C. Building a den
34:48Find out after the break.
34:58Welcome back to the Weekly Hot List
35:01and in case you've not seen the show
35:03and you're wondering what Love Island is
35:05I'll let Malin explain.
35:07It's a fucking dating show.
35:09Thank you Malin. Very informative.
35:11Next week Malin explains the laws of thermodynamics.
35:17Before the break we asked you
35:20what were Sophie and Tom doing under the duvet?
35:23Let's find out!
35:30We're just having a picnic.
35:33And Tom provided the sausage.
35:42New boy Adam was given the chance to go on three dates.
35:45This helped him get to know several girls
35:47and earned him the undying hatred of several boys.
35:52First stop he took Olivia to a vineyard
35:54to sample a glass of the finest Chateau de Lemon Cordial.
35:59Cheers.
36:01Thanks for joining me.
36:02It's alright. Thanks for asking.
36:07Yeah.
36:08What do you do for a living?
36:10Personal trainer.
36:11Is that it?
36:12Gym and wrestling.
36:13Have you hurt yourself?
36:14Have you ever done?
36:15Have you done anything?
36:16No. So far.
36:16So good.
36:18It's because I'm Flex, you know.
36:19It's my wrestling name.
36:20Boom!
36:23Flick, why is it flexed?
36:24Because I'm all about,
36:25I come out and I'm the cocky gym guy,
36:27arrogant, self-obsessed,
36:29all about my body.
36:30That is like a character, like,
36:31because that's not what you're like.
36:33But that's what people that don't know me think I am.
36:35Yeah.
36:35What can I wrestling name?
36:37Booty.
36:40That is my new thing.
36:41That's your nickname?
36:42That's what I'm going to call you in there.
36:43That's fine.
36:43You can call me that.
36:44Booty.
36:46I might not answer to his joke word.
36:47So crazy.
36:50Making you laugh, though, that's good.
36:52Oh, I know.
36:52You've got to make a girl laugh.
36:53Make me well giggled.
36:54I thought that date was very romantical.
36:58So, who was the next one he wanted?
37:01I get nervous.
37:02Ah!
37:04I feel like we were chatting this morning,
37:06he was like, oh, you've got a really good body.
37:07Like, he was flirty,
37:08I think he's a flirty guy anyway.
37:09Anyway, I don't really know why I'm standing here.
37:10He's very confident, sir.
37:12Go on, enjoy your date.
37:13I probably fancy a bounce of him now.
37:15He's a chill, be calm.
37:21Just be me.
37:22That's what I'm going to do.
37:23Just be me.
37:24But the flirty side of Zara is definitely coming out.
37:27And was Adam prepared for the flirty side of Miss Gibi?
37:34Hello.
37:35Good afternoon.
37:36You OK?
37:37Yeah, good to see you.
37:38Thanks for coming.
37:39Good to see you.
37:39It's OK.
37:39Zara had to play it cool
37:40and not mention Miss Great Britain.
37:43Zero mentions of Miss Great Britain.
37:45What do you think of the whole Miss Great Britain thing?
37:47Doubt!
37:48If it's something you're passionate about,
37:49then do it.
37:50And you're a good-looking girl,
37:51so you might as well use what you've been given.
37:54Don't make a big blush!
37:55What are you looking for in a girl?
37:57Instead of looks, it's, you know,
37:58just find someone that you want to spend time with.
38:01Yeah.
38:01You know, because looks are going to fade.
38:03Yeah.
38:05Sorry to break it to you.
38:06The truth has.
38:07They're going to go.
38:11Stop it!
38:13The weight in my heart is food.
38:14Is it?
38:16Food and boobs.
38:17Well, I've got the boobs.
38:19I was about to say something really inappropriate then,
38:20but I've just stopped myself.
38:22Say it.
38:23Don't hold back.
38:24Come on.
38:25I was about to say,
38:25oh, you can maybe eat me if you wanted to.
38:28You have a way of words.
38:30Oh.
38:31Yeah.
38:33Adam had enjoyed two lovely dates,
38:35and he'd avoided causing any big dramas
38:37by doing something crazy like,
38:39well, I don't know,
38:40asking Sophie for a drink?
38:42Cure the text!
38:43Oh, I'm talking.
38:44Go on then.
38:45Oh, yeah, who's the name of that?
38:46Tom's first.
38:49There we are.
38:49Told you.
38:50How long are you going to meet Tom?
38:51That's Adam.
38:52Are you sure you're shaving?
38:54Think you could do with a drink.
38:55Told you.
38:57Fancy coming to meet me, question mark.
39:00I was thinking how I would feel
39:03if a girl came in and asked Tom on a date.
39:05I would be really upset.
39:07I'm genuinely not bothered about you going at all.
39:09I promise you.
39:11All right, good.
39:13Sofie went on her date
39:15while Tom stayed at home
39:16and enjoyed a good wine.
39:19I just thought it would sort of be
39:20good for you to get out of the villa for a bit.
39:21Yeah, and you know what?
39:22It really is.
39:23It's lovely to get out.
39:24It really is.
39:25Is there an attraction there, do you think?
39:27What will?
39:30I'm going to be honest here.
39:31You are, you know,
39:32a really, really good-looking guy.
39:34I haven't had long enough to get to know you yet.
39:37Obviously, we've come here.
39:38That's why I'm here.
39:40To get to know each other.
39:41It's hard to see.
39:43Yeah.
39:44That's a good start.
39:45That's a good start.
39:46But I do think that you should go with Zara Liv
39:50because obviously they're the single girls.
39:52You're trying to swerve me off you
39:54and do other girls.
39:55Take the hint, shall I?
39:57Yeah.
39:59All right.
40:00Thank you so much for inviting me.
40:03Cheers.
40:04Cheers.
40:05And welcome to the villa.
40:11But Tom took it like a man.
40:13A very angry Welsh man.
40:16The respect's gone.
40:17Yeah.
40:18No respect now because it feels like me.
40:20You've snaked me over.
40:20The second I turn around, you stab me in the back.
40:31Time for that old favourite, the Love Island Shuffle.
40:34Yes, it's the recoupling.
40:36But would there be any shocks in store?
40:38With an equal number of boys and girls in the villa,
40:41this week everyone would be coupled up.
40:43You would then vote for your perfect match.
40:46Those with the least votes would be at risk from getting dumped from the villa.
40:49But some picks were obvious.
40:51Cue Tattoo Tell.
40:54Girl I want to couple up with is Marlon.
41:01Then there was Nathan.
41:03She's a good 8 out of 10.
41:05She's got a lovely bum.
41:08Cara.
41:10Come here, baby.
41:12Scott was next.
41:14Kado.
41:17New boy Adam was next.
41:19He dated Olivia, Zara and Sophie, but who would he pick?
41:25I want to couple up with this girl because even though I've only been in here a couple of days,
41:31the time we've spent together has been a good indicator to me
41:34about what could potentially happen sort of going forward.
41:37I'm physically attracted to her and we get on well
41:41and I feel like I've bonded with her the most
41:44out of the girls that I've sort of spent time with.
41:52So the girl I want to couple up with is...
41:58Olivia.
42:02So new boy Adam picked Olivia,
42:05meaning the two of them would be immune from being dumped out of the villa.
42:08Oh, shit.
42:10And Tom got to keep his girl after all.
42:14That just left Zara and Rachel.
42:16Dan had to pick one of the girls,
42:18although by the looks of it,
42:20he'd rather have gone with Rikard.
42:22Put his hand down!
42:23I want to couple up with this girl
42:28because she's extremely beautiful.
42:33She's quite ditzy and she makes me laugh.
42:36So the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
42:41Zara.
42:46So that just left Rikard and Rachel.
42:49I want to couple up with this girl
42:51because she's sweet,
42:54she's smart
42:54and so sophisticated.
42:56She's brought a healthy dose of optimism
42:59back into my time in the villa
43:00and I just want it to continue
43:02and get to know her a bit more.
43:05Rachel.
43:08The last one.
43:11The best one.
43:13Did you get what you wanted?
43:14Definitely.
43:15I definitely got what I wanted.
43:16And it was Rachel.
43:18And yeah, we're together.
43:19Like...
43:20Beautiful.
43:22Dan's a gen.
43:23Yeah, Dan's a gen.
43:24That was a nice ride, wasn't it?
43:26Fucking hell.
43:26It could have been a lot worse.
43:28Oh my God, yeah.
43:29Oh my God.
43:30Perfect.
43:41Now, we all know that Nathan is a man of the people.
43:45A geezer with a gift of the gab.
43:47The gift of the gab that just keeps on giving.
43:50Here's Nathan's Moments of the Week.
43:52Come on, bitch.
43:53Let's go to bed.
43:55You don't see my willy, have you?
43:56I actually haven't seen it.
43:57Can you see it tonight, please?
43:59Just have a little look.
44:00How are you?
44:01Get off.
44:03Oh.
44:05Ustawa porridge.
44:08We'll throw a few pillars about, then I'll go to bed.
44:10People are going to get their toes trod on.
44:13Russells are going to be feathered.
44:15I haven't shaved my nun for ages.
44:18Getting fucking furballed.
44:19I'm like a cat in one.
44:25That's nearly it from the hottest list in town.
44:28But there's just time for cool boy Scott
44:30to try and style his way out of a bad dream.
44:35Oh, no.
44:37No, good fuck.
44:42Fuck, don't be spiders.
44:43I'm like a good fucker.
44:53Good night.
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