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Love Island (UK) - Season 3 - Episode 07

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00:00Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
00:04Previously, on Love Island
00:11Two new boys made their entrance
00:15It's now or never, do you know what I mean?
00:17Things change, don't they?
00:20And one boy said his goodbyes
00:23He's my best friend in the villa, isn't he?
00:26Love you, mate
00:28Thank you
00:37Tonight
00:40Two new girls crash the party
00:43These girls coming in
00:45I can really see it clashing
00:49And tension begins to rise
00:51I feel like you're really overbearing at times
00:54It's like she's literally just trying to wind you up
00:56Why are you following me?
01:15The dust is settling on the first recoupling
01:18And after Camilla chose to pair up with new boy Johnny
01:21It was the end of the road for Harley
01:23And my motorbike puns
01:26And for the Islanders, the reality is really hitting home
01:30I thought that I've been hurt before
01:36But no one's ever left me quite this sore
01:43We've all just been for a breakup
01:45At home if I've gone for a breakup, I'm about eight bowls of wine deep now
01:49Now I need someone to breathe me back to life
01:56She's devastated for Harley
01:58Because she knows that he's a lovely boy
02:00And she feels like she's setting her cell phone
02:02Because she sees so much of him in her
02:05One of them would have had to go
02:06Yeah
02:08And you chose what you felt was right for yourself
02:11And that's
02:11You didn't come into this game with Harley, did you?
02:14You came to this game by yourself
02:16Come here
02:17Come here
02:19All right
02:19Don't tell me I'm ugly, come here
02:21Because I already know that
02:23You are a beautiful cat
02:25I want to make you cry all the time
02:34Without Harley, the villa for me is just going to be a much harder place to be
02:38But he really kindly said when he left to just keep going
02:44And I'll definitely keep that in mind and try and do it justice
02:47In the garden, Amber's with Johnny and Chris
02:50Who are wearing their special sad faces
02:53Because jumping up and down and cheering would look bad
02:56Do what you've done
02:58Come here
02:59Well, you bloody grafted, so I'm not surprised you're here
03:03So much chopping and changing since the first couples
03:11And it's crazy how we've all, you know, Kem
03:15Me and Kem, I think, what?
03:18And then you've got, obviously, Jess and Dom
03:20And Chloe and Chris, I think they've got a bit of sexual chemistry there
03:25You know what?
03:26Strong contenders, I think
03:29You watch Camilla and Johnny
03:32I've got my eye on them
03:34You have nothing to explain
03:36You really don't
03:36Like, it's
03:37You made such a hard decision
03:38It would have been
03:39Their decision was never, like, 100% in one direction or another
03:43I know
03:43I know, I know
03:45I know, it's weird to say thank you, but thanks
03:47Yeah
03:48I mean, it's weird to say you're welcome
03:50But you're welcome
03:57I hope you don't fidget when you sleep
03:59No, I don't
04:07Our freshly recoupled islanders are trying to get some sleep
04:11Dom's finding it quite hard
04:13So Jessica gives him a helping hand
04:22Yeah, he's down to your side
04:24Oh my god
04:27It's like a thousand cameras
04:28So stupid
04:29What?
04:33What?
04:35What?
04:35What?
04:37What?
04:38What?
04:38What?
04:38What?
04:38What?
04:39What?
04:40What?
04:42What?
04:43What?
04:46What?
04:46It's not snoring
04:47No, it's not
04:49You are, you're literally grizzling
04:50Montana
04:51Thought you wish you would have picked Harley now
05:06It's a bright new day
05:08But it looks like some islanders got out on the wrong side of bed
05:11Probably because there's a horny man on the other side
05:14I woke up and I got a stroke in my head
05:17No
05:19You're so shy
05:20I just can't even expect
05:23I'm like, but she got slapping on us
05:25I'm like, sorry
05:26Cheer up everybody
05:27We've splashed out on a delicious slap up breakfast of folded name cards and croissants
05:34Oh my god
05:35Oh my god, that is so cute
05:38Oh my god
05:39Let's pass them
05:41Yeah
05:41Oh my god, I need more carbs
05:43Oh my god, I need more carbs
05:43Oh my god
05:44Oh my god
05:47This is so official
05:49This is so official
05:49That we're on a date
05:50Fresh start, guys
05:51Oh yeah
05:52Aw
05:53Cheers, guys
05:55Cheers, guys
05:56Cheers, darling
05:58Come outside to a beautiful breakfast
05:59I've missed pastries and danishes
06:02It was nice
06:03It was good
06:04Yeah, go on
06:05No, you go first
06:06No, that's the one I was going for
06:08Go on, take that one
06:10That is sweet
06:11It's like a crab, do you want half?
06:13I'm going to have a little bit
06:14I'm going to tear a bit off for you
06:16I'm still a little bit nervous
06:18But more excited nervous than apprehensive nervous
06:23Harley was here for a few days longer than me
06:26But he had like four or five days to come out of his shell
06:29Yeah
06:29I literally just had 24 hours just to sort of assert myself
06:33A few people were obviously saying that he hadn't done enough
06:36I don't like using this terminology but grafting
06:40Um
06:40Yeah
06:41Yeah
06:42I know it sounds weird to come along
06:43But I think that's kind of a good thing as well
06:47Yeah
06:47Like, no
06:48It is a good thing
06:49Breakfast was lovely, actually
06:51Really, really nice
06:52Um, and it was good to chat with Johnny
06:54And just get to know him a little bit more
06:56And check that, you know, I think we've got stuff in common
06:59But it's good to see how much we really have got in common
07:03I feel happy when I'm talking to him
07:06Did I keep to my side last night?
07:08You did
07:08You did
07:09I better imagine you were there
07:11I thought this girl was going to be such a quiet sleeper
07:13And he was going to be like
07:15I just want to constantly, like, be near you
07:17Oh, God, that's so lame
07:20Yeah, things are going good
07:21I think we're on the same page
07:23Um, she keeps telling me that she's smitten farmer
07:25So, loving it
07:27I think definitely me and you though
07:28Now it's going to be more like
07:30At ease, you know
07:31I feel more relaxed
07:32Not that I didn't feel relaxed anyway
07:33I just felt like
07:34I don't know how to describe it
07:36But now
07:37I think you know I was going to choose you
07:38And I've actually chose you
07:39Yeah
07:40It's like, it's out of the way now
07:42Yeah
07:42I've had breakfast with many of your girls
07:44But normally not in that situation
07:46Do you know what I mean?
07:47Normally it's just like
07:49Weetabix, like with milk
07:51On the settee
07:53So what did you say?
07:54Your parents are part of Japanese
07:55South America
07:56Central America
07:57Anima
07:57South African
07:58I went to South Africa
08:00That's where we'd done the video for Crossroads
08:02The breakfast date was actually
08:04It was nice
08:04It was nice to just like talk
08:06Talk about like
08:07Things that weren't
08:09Just villa talk
08:10Do you know what I mean?
08:11So like obviously like
08:11We kind of like talked about our past
08:13Are you still close with like the boys?
08:14Yeah, I'm still tight with all of them
08:16They are like your school friends aren't you?
08:18Yeah
08:19It's the perfect setting for those intimate
08:21Soul searching questions
08:22Like what are your dreams?
08:24What will you name your first child?
08:26Or
08:26How many girls have you slept with?
08:29Oh fucking hell
08:29Really?
08:31Yeah
08:32Are you honest?
08:33Yeah have a guess first
08:34No I'm not
08:34Yes of course you are
08:3524
08:36No, no fucking way have I slept with that mate
08:3957
08:41Chloe asked me how many people I slept with first
08:42So I was just like
08:43Told her
08:44She was guessing like fucking 30 something
08:46I said I ain't got that much energy in me unfortunately
08:49But
08:50No
08:5112
08:53Yeah that's
08:5312
08:54I think 13
08:55That's not the best chat to have on a date
08:58But
08:58Them sort of questions you find out a lot from people
09:01Did you feel that?
09:03That as soon as the recoupling happened yesterday
09:05That things just kind of just
09:07Yeah
09:08Without even like realising it was so weird
09:10I feel like you're much more sensitive than me
09:13No I think I just show it much more and a half this
09:15I can't stop staring at Amber when I talk to her
09:17I don't know what it is but I'm just
09:19She must think I'm weird because I'm just staring at her like this when she's talking
09:22When I like someone it's like emotion
09:25Emotionally connected
09:27When I use it it's just like fancy
09:29Yeah I just use fancy
09:31Alright I'll say fancy
09:32A proper fancying
09:34Alright
09:34Say if she's talking to me
09:36This is how I feel that I look
09:47Now Johnny's here for the long run
09:48It's time for his official Love Island induction
09:51First up Marcel tells you he used to be in Blazing Squad
09:55I knew I recognised you from somewhere
09:57I had to like ask what you actually did before
09:59Why did you recognise each other?
10:00Eh?
10:01Why did you recognise each other?
10:02He's like from the same area some shit
10:03No
10:04Fucking obviously like I used to be in the Blazing Squad didn't I?
10:06When I was a kid
10:07Fuck off
10:08Dom
10:09How could you not know bro?
10:12Mate I didn't know
10:14Why?
10:14Fuck
10:15Nah mate I don't believe that for a fucking second
10:17Marcel was part of the Blazing Squad
10:19Like I didn't know
10:20I just thought he was like an absolute boss anyway
10:23But now she's a bigger boss
10:25I've been here for a week
10:26And I still don't know what this Blazing Squad is
10:28Was it big?
10:29Yeah like
10:29Like our first song went number one innit
10:31Our first song went number one
10:32I had like
10:32That was it?
10:33You had a few top tens innit
10:34Like seven top tens
10:35That's mental that you know
10:36I know
10:37Been living in a gap for a guy for seven days
10:38And I ain't got fucking clues
10:39I thought everyone knew
10:41Nah
10:41Obviously when he talks about the squad
10:42I just think it's boys at home
10:43And I don't know the squad at home
10:45Not a fucking Blazing Squad
10:47Dom had no clue
10:49He just thought I was just like
10:50Like this cool dude that they just put in there
10:52I'm a really humble dude innit
10:53Like I don't usually just like
10:55Bring it up for conversation
10:56I'm never usually like
10:58Yeah so like
10:58I'm from the Blazing Squad
10:59I do this I do that
11:00I'm not really that kind of guy
11:02Dom seemed like he was really like
11:04Really like gobsmacked by it
11:05So it's cool man
11:06So Johnny knows
11:08Dom knows
11:09And Pablo the pool cleaner
11:10Even got his copy of Crossroads signed
11:12So with that all sorted
11:14It's time for a text
11:15Yeah it went
11:16Ooh
11:16Text
11:17I'm gonna text
11:19Girls it's time to kick back and relax
11:22As today you're all going on a spa day
11:25Yeah
11:27Hashtag detox
11:28Hashtag ladies of leisure
11:33We're actually going out of the villa
11:39Here we go
11:45Coming up
11:46There's some new girls in town
11:49Hi boys
11:50Hi
11:51Wow
11:52Shit
12:01The girls are off to a spa
12:03On a quest for inner peace and serenity
12:06All together everybody
12:08Om
12:15My god what are they up to
12:24Cheers to a girls day
12:25Oh I love it
12:26Yeah it's about time
12:27I'm literally so excited for this
12:29It's so beautiful
12:29I'm relaxing
12:30Mmm
12:31Breakfast this morning
12:33Used to look cute
12:34Did we?
12:35Yeah
12:35I feel like he makes you giddy
12:36Like you'd never admit it
12:37It was Connor
12:38No but you are
12:39You leave speaking to him
12:40And you're like
12:41Like you've got like
12:42Probably a little schoolgirl face on you
12:44I'm mischievous
12:45Yeah
12:46It's funny though
12:47I can't tell him to do anything
12:48And go and do it for me
12:49Don't we love that though
12:51I think you need that girl
12:53Cause you're like me
12:54A bit of a control freak
12:55Deep down I think
12:56I think you like
12:57That he's like that
12:58I've never had anyone like that
13:00That's so sweet
13:04How did you feel waking up this morning with Johnny?
13:07I don't like Sheppard
13:09Do you not?
13:09Not with anyone though
13:10Just nobody
13:10I felt
13:11He made me feel really comfortable
13:13Cause he was so respectful
13:14Like well over on his side
13:16Oh nice
13:16And then I was literally edge hugging on my end
13:19But um
13:19Since we spoke at breakfast this morning
13:22I'm just
13:23I'm quite excited to
13:24Get to know him a little bit
13:26Are you?
13:27I just
13:27I haven't seen you just smiling
13:29No I haven't
13:30You've been changed
13:31You're glowing
13:32You're actually glowing
13:33It's probably cause it's got the warm in here
13:36Do you think in the future
13:37If things like progress
13:39There might be like a cheeky little kiss
13:41It's
13:42I have no idea
13:43It's at TC
13:44Yeah
13:45But at this point he went to like a camera day to stick it on you
13:48Yeah
13:48Would you kiss him back?
13:50Uh no
13:51No
13:51No?
13:52For me it's TC
13:56Back at the villa
13:57The boys are enjoying a luxury gentleman spa
14:00It's basically hamburgers and strong lager
14:03Come on baby
14:04Let the good time go
14:08How's he got in
14:09I literally can't move I'm stuck
14:13A couple chicken though
14:14A couple chicken though
14:20It just feels so nice to have a beer in the sun
14:22Oh mate
14:23I'm real
14:24Hey boys
14:25We're here and there's birds
14:27And like you always get caught up in relationships and emotions flying all over the gap
14:31But one thing we can say
14:32It's honestly good to have such a good bunch of lads
14:34And let's just cheers to a boys day about the birds
14:37Cheers boys
14:38And we're in for a treat
14:39Because Pablo the pool cleaners loaned us his signed copy of Crossroads
14:44Hit it
14:46Cheers bro
14:47Yeah
14:48Yes
14:48Is that you?
14:49It is it this is it
14:52You're off you're off
14:53You know this
14:53I don't know
14:54I'm not being funny but you're off
14:56I'm not being funny
14:57But I'm gonna do a performance
14:59Yeah
15:00Yeah
15:01Yeah
15:03Come on
15:03Come on
15:04Crossroads cry
15:06I won't see you at the crossroads cry
15:09Come on
15:12Come on
15:13Come on
15:13Come on
15:13Just a boys day
15:14Chilling
15:15Then we even put a bit of blazing squad on
15:17It was unreal
15:19Honestly
15:19It was one of the best days I've had in ages
15:21Lads get ready for the icing on the burger and lager
15:27Hey boys I've got a text
15:29Boys
15:29Hope you've enjoyed your barbecue
15:31But did you save some food for your guests
15:34Hashtag more bangers
15:35Hashtag nice buns
15:36Oh
15:37Oh
15:38Oh
15:38Oh
15:40Yes
15:41Oh
15:47Oh
15:48Hey boys
15:48Hi
15:50Hey
15:51Shit
15:51We do even say
15:52I've got sauce is going in
15:53Hey
15:55Hello
15:56Nice to meet you
15:57I'm Tyne Lexie
15:59I'm 20 years old
16:00I'm from Birmingham, and I absolutely love being curvy.
16:02And I think guys do like a bit of something to grab onto.
16:05When I talk to a guy, they get hypnotized by my eyes.
16:08I am a massive flirt and a very big tease.
16:10I had a guy asking to pay £20,000 for a date with me,
16:14and then I said no.
16:15And then he offered me £40,000, and I still said no.
16:20I cannot wait to get into the villa.
16:22Chris is the main guy that I'm after in there,
16:24but who knows what floats my boat.
16:27I'm Gabby, I'm 25, I'm from Liverpool,
16:29and I'm a fitness instructor.
16:31When I'm not taking my classes, I'm out on the town.
16:34And apparently I have this like eyelid thing,
16:36where I look at the eyes and then at the lips and then at the eyes.
16:39When I fall for someone, it tends to be full force.
16:42They don't have a choice.
16:46I'm different to all the other girls in the villa.
16:48I might have a little bit more chat.
16:50You know, my charm, the Gabby charm.
16:52I like the look of Johnny, he's seen the world and traveled.
16:55I fancy Dom and Marcel.
16:57Oh, God, who am I not fantasy-ing at the moment?
17:03How do you girls feel about treading on other girls' toes?
17:06I don't care.
17:07Ooh!
17:10What about you?
17:14Yeah, I mean, like, we're all here for the same reason, aren't we?
17:17Got the game faces on, aren't they?
17:18I mean, I'm not going to be, like, be nasty about it,
17:20but if I like someone, then I'm going to go do it.
17:22Because everyone here, as of yesterday, is coupled up.
17:24Question time, if you had to say it one guy on a date, who would it be?
17:28Chris.
17:29Oh, Chris.
17:30Who would you do, based on luck?
17:31Unfortunately, game player, I would have stepped forward for you.
17:34Oh.
17:36Um, probably first.
17:38But everyone's...
17:39I think everyone's got quite good...
17:43...competition.
17:43Oh, we're all different, aren't we?
17:44Yeah.
17:45He's nervous about meeting the girls.
17:46I know you say no now, but I think as the time comes closer,
17:50are you here and you'll just go...
17:51No, I'm excited to meet them.
17:52I think it'd be...
17:54It's nice to have a bit of a healthy competition.
17:58I know the girls are a little bit nervous,
18:00so big personalities like these girls coming in,
18:03I can really see it clashing.
18:07Our girls won't have any trouble getting along with Tyne, Lexie and Gabby
18:12just as soon as they work out how to get along with each other.
18:15I still do feel like we all get along, and we do all...
18:17I feel like we know each other.
18:19Yeah. Yeah.
18:20But then, like, I feel like me and you, like,
18:22we got off on the wrong foot.
18:25In conversations, I feel like you're really, like, overbearing at times.
18:28Oh, really? Yeah.
18:29We are quite different in a lot of ways,
18:31and I think recently, for some reason, like, it's grinding on me,
18:34cos I find it quite intense.
18:36I feel like I can't speak.
18:38I don't mind being labelled as, like, the bitchy one or whatever,
18:42cos I'd, for me, I know I'd rather say something
18:46than it be festering under the rug
18:48and then, like, coming to blows over something silly.
18:50I know, like, it's from a good place,
18:52but because it is always you, it just gets grinding.
18:55I just don't want it to be a thing, like, I do want us to get along.
18:57Exactly, no, I feel the same.
18:59There's nothing like a cheap glass of cava
19:01with a strawberry in it to loosen those tongues,
19:04and Gabby and Tyne Lexie are having a little goss of their own.
19:08So what do you think?
19:10Hmm... I don't know.
19:12They're all, like, they're all really good-looking, aren't they?
19:14Obviously, like, the first guy that caught my eye was Chris.
19:17Yeah, he is fit, to be fair.
19:19But then, obviously, like, Johnny's attractive
19:21and Dom is attractive, as well.
19:24I think this girl's... I think Gabby's all right.
19:27She's decent. Yeah.
19:28I'm not gonna lie, when I first walked in,
19:31the brunette one, straightaway, I was, like, my type all day.
19:36Was it? She's got lovely...
19:38She's just got lovely, lovely eyes. Yeah.
19:40Literally, her eyes are unreal.
19:41Like, they just ping out, couldn't stop staring at them.
19:44The girls have got to understand
19:45that they are never too big for the boot.
19:48You know what I'm saying?
19:49Because anyone could come in,
19:50and anyone could act in any way.
19:52Just because you're here from the beginning,
19:53don't mean nothing.
19:55Go on, Johnny. One. Oh, yeah.
19:57Two. Three.
19:58How many do you reckon? Four. Ten.
20:01No, I reckon 15. Nah.
20:03Six. Seven. Eight.
20:05Ten. Nine. Ten.
20:08Ten. Oh, I told you! Ha!
20:12Oh, my God, look at Dom's body.
20:14Dom's body is unbelievable.
20:16Dom's body is, like, the perfect amount, though, isn't it?
20:19Mm.
20:19I'm not interrupting your little girly chat.
20:21No, what are you looking for? It's fine.
20:22I need to get a phone kit.
20:24The guys are getting to know the new girls better
20:26by lifting heavy objects quite near them.
20:29But trouble's on the horizon.
20:33Well, in high heels, walking down the path.
20:38Them wedges are high, innit?
20:41How tall are you without them?
20:43Short.
20:43Half shot.
20:44Half shot.
20:44Like, 5'2".
20:455'2"?
20:46Mm.
20:56I'm just gonna fucking bomb in the pool after this.
20:58Kem's talking to someone.
21:01Is it a girl?
21:01It's a girl.
21:02You're lying.
21:03Hiya!
21:03Hi!
21:04Hi!
21:04Oh, my God, look at me.
21:05What are you all that?
21:06The girls.
21:07Oh, my God, what an awkward moment for me.
21:09What are you gonna do?
21:10Oh, shit, you're kidding me.
21:12It is a girl.
21:13You're kidding me, you're kidding me.
21:14Why are you so oiled?
21:16Do it in?
21:17Yeah.
21:19Oh, my God.
21:20Oh, shit.
21:21Say hello.
21:22Hi!
21:24This is nerve-wracking, isn't it?
21:26Huh?
21:27Finish, finish.
21:27Hello, you.
21:28Yeah, you OK?
21:29How are you doing?
21:30Good, thanks, both.
21:32Hi.
21:32Hi.
21:33Time, Lexi.
21:36To walk out and find the most oily, slimiest-looking boys,
21:42they've barely worked out in it.
21:44And, funnily enough, it worked out when the new girls came.
21:47And then, round the corner, Kem sat laid a kimber in the spoken
21:52area talking to two new girls.
21:54You know, when an end was, yeah, I just wanted to just be taken out
21:57of this situation and just, like, disappear.
21:58I was just like, I don't want to be here.
22:00I was just pretty much like that.
22:04What's your name?
22:05Hi, I'm Lexi.
22:06Like, you can slip on ties.
22:07Olivia.
22:09Hello.
22:09I'm Gabby.
22:10Nice to meet you.
22:11Lovely to meet you.
22:12When the girls came in, obviously, they were all like, hiya,
22:14hiya, but you could tell, like, some of the girls were just
22:17looking at you a bit like, it's like they had sunglasses on,
22:20but you could just about see their eyes, and they're, like,
22:22piercing into you, and it's just like, oh.
22:25It was no worries.
22:27You know, girls are bad for, like, welcoming in fresh meat.
22:31I don't know if they're threats.
22:32We'll give them a proper welcome, um, unless they want to go on a date
22:36with Sam.
22:37In that case, she'll be swimming.
22:40Babe's nothing to worry about.
22:43Let's just be super nice.
22:45Oh, babes, I'm lovely.
22:46Game pace on.
22:48Hey, I'll be my best mate.
22:49Bye tomorrow.
22:50Obviously, like, everyone's got to, everyone's got to be a little bit worried.
22:53You know, they're going to obviously try and graft.
22:55It's difficult for me, because obviously, like, I've only just kind of got to know Chris.
22:58It will be easier for new girls to kind of go for him, because it's kind of like the easy
23:03option.
23:04Are you going to graft?
23:06What?
23:06Are you going to graft?
23:06Me?
23:07It's not me who needs to graft.
23:09I've done my grafting.
23:10They're the people who need to graft, don't they?
23:13They do.
23:14New arrivals, man.
23:15I do my grafting when I come here.
23:18Jess has got her game face on, and apparently, the game involves not blinking.
23:26All of them are so good looking.
23:28It's so weird.
23:29I, like, it's not about personality for me as well.
23:31I have to have someone that I can bounce off, and, like, they're a bit cheeky to me,
23:35that they need to give it as good as, like, I give it to them.
23:38They're being quite coy, both Ty and Lexi and Gabby, um, about who they like to meet, but, um,
23:46yeah, I'm not worried, and I don't think anyone should be.
23:50Coming up, the sparks are flying.
23:53You're such a drama queen, it's ridiculous.
23:55I'm obviously not a fucking drama queen.
23:57You know, I'll stick up once I when something ain't fucking true.
24:07Gabby's having a chat about the other islanders with Tyne Lexi,
24:10who was named after my favourite river, the Lexi.
24:14Jess is not leaving Domside.
24:16No way.
24:17She went back here.
24:18She was like, who's fancy?
24:19And I was just like...
24:20Imagine if you get to choose someone to go on a date with,
24:22and then you choose Dom and then it gets straight back to Jess.
24:24Kick off.
24:26I wouldn't necessarily be so bothered about stepping on people's toes
24:29if I thought that I had a strong, you know, fight.
24:33What is your type?
24:34Yeah, I don't, like, I can't say, like, who's my type in here right now,
24:37because I think everyone's really attractive,
24:38and I haven't spoke to someone to be like, they're my type.
24:40Are you going to graft, or are you going to wait for, like, people to graft for you?
24:43I like a bit of a chase.
24:45Like, I would, I'd be bored not having to do some grafting,
24:47do you know what I mean?
24:47Yeah.
24:48I like having to work for something.
24:49Tyne just seemed like, but by talking to her,
24:52she seems, like, a bit more confident and a bit more, like, less worried
24:55about stepping on people's toes.
24:56Like, she doesn't really care about, like,
24:59breaking people up and stuff like that.
25:03How are you fine on your first day?
25:05Okay, I feel weird.
25:07It's going to be hard to fit in.
25:09No, oh, my God.
25:10No, you're cool.
25:11Don't worry about it.
25:12Some of the girls aren't being very welcoming.
25:14Really?
25:14Yeah, might be wrong, so I don't want to say and then, like...
25:17No, don't say.
25:17If I was going to pick one of them to go out with,
25:19I'd probably pick Gabby,
25:21because she seems a bit calmer, like,
25:23and obviously, I think she's a little bit older, innit?
25:24So, where I'm 31, I kind of want a girl
25:26that's around the 25s, 26s.
25:28Over on the daybed, Amber, Chris, and Kim
25:30are having a perfectly harmless conversation,
25:33which, in Love Island speak, means things are about to kick off.
25:37I'm just waiting for the house to go in there.
25:39Like, a proper stealth.
25:40I need a worldly grip, haven't I?
25:42To be fair, there actually ain't any in here.
25:45I don't know where you're going to find one.
25:47I don't want my...
25:49Am I your tie?
25:51Are you my tie?
25:52Because I'm blue now.
25:53I want to carefully.
25:54I want to carefully.
25:56I'm joking.
25:56No, obviously, like, you know, you're a standing girl.
25:58Obviously, yeah, you're a standing guy.
26:00It's like, you're being sweet.
26:03But I'm going to...
26:04I need a toilet.
26:06You two chill.
26:07I'll see you in a bit.
26:08See you in a bit more.
26:10We was all chilling in there, and then he said a comment to Amber,
26:13and, like, he just basically said she was stunning.
26:16But, like, he said it in a nice way.
26:17Like, I don't...
26:17People can say compliments to people.
26:19Maybe I'm being naive here, but, like,
26:21I didn't see it in, like, a way he was trying to stick it on her
26:24in front of me.
26:27So, I wasn't going to tell you, but I wasn't going to tell you.
26:30It's going last night.
26:34I looked at him and said, look, you've done so well.
26:38Well done, like, you've got to do that.
26:40He looked at me and went, you know what I'm saying?
26:42I'm here.
26:44Who said that?
26:45Chris.
26:45Did he?
26:47What has Chris got to do?
26:49Like, cos I actually really liked him.
26:56If he said, yeah, I'm here, like, he was like,
26:59but he was like, you know what I'm saying?
27:00And he was like, looking so deep into my eyes.
27:03I'm like, shit.
27:05How can I not react to it?
27:07Imagine the girl you like and then they tell you that someone
27:09that you're really close with has come and said something to them.
27:11OK.
27:13As if they're putting it on them.
27:14Obviously, you have to say something.
27:16Oi, just quickly, yeah?
27:18Amber said to me, like, last night, he come over to me.
27:20Yeah.
27:20And just basically said, like, look, just remember, I'm here.
27:23Who's... Oh, I said it?
27:24Yeah.
27:25Like...
27:26I never said that.
27:26No, it's sweet, like...
27:27Hang on, hang on.
27:29When... Hang on, I never said that.
27:31Look.
27:31Mate, she's...
27:32No, mate, I don't even spoke to her.
27:33Ask her when I said that.
27:35Sweet.
27:35Why would she say that?
27:36I don't know.
27:37This going...
27:37Honestly, go and grab her.
27:38And I want her to tell me the exact kind of spot.
27:40No, because I don't want her to feel uncomfortable in a situation
27:42where she feels...
27:43Do you know what I mean?
27:44I have not fucking said that.
27:46So it didn't come out of your mouth that you said, like, I'm here?
27:49No!
27:50Not a fucking tour.
27:52No.
27:52That is the biggest load of bollocks.
27:54Mate, I didn't even chat to her last night.
27:57Right.
27:58She's literally just made you that.
27:59Only because I've said, I want a brunette to come in.
28:01Just because she's the only brunette, that doesn't mean I'm going to crack on with that.
28:05Mate, I wouldn't lay a fucking finger on it.
28:07She said that to stir it, and she's just saying that to get in your fucking head.
28:10That is the biggest load of fucking bollocks I've ever been involved in.
28:14Amber's obviously...
28:15She's using me, because I'm the only person in this villa that she can use to get to Kemp.
28:20She didn't use any of the other lads, because it wouldn't be believable.
28:23She's just literally stirring shit, and it's wound me up.
28:26Who would you believe now, to be honest, because I've never fucking said...
28:29Geez, I weren't there.
28:30No, I know, but I've never said anything like that.
28:33Actually, I genuinely feel sorry for him, because I just think it's proper muggy of her.
28:37And now his head's going to be...
28:38His head's going to be screwing, and I know what...
28:40Like, Kemp's not going to know what Amber genuinely thinks,
28:44or what her motive was for that, but...
28:46I don't know. I don't know if she actually is into him,
28:48if it's, like, using that kind of thing to make arguments as a way out,
28:51or whether she's literally just, you know, just saying stuff to wind him up,
28:55just to keep him... I don't know, just to keep him guessing.
28:57I don't know what kind of girl she is, deep down.
29:03Come over here. Come over here.
29:05No, we've got to go upstairs.
29:06Yeah, and I want to talk to you for a second.
29:08Me, upstairs.
29:09Well, I don't know.
29:10Yeah, but can we just walk and talk?
29:12Because I actually want to make up.
29:13No, because I really want to talk about it.
29:14Oh, OK.
29:15So I went over there to him, and I just said to him,
29:18look, Chris, can I have a chat?
29:19I went, look, I want to try and nip this in the bud as quick as I can.
29:22I said, I just want to say, I feel like we've really, like,
29:24connected as mates today, and I feel like, do you know what I mean?
29:27Like, you've been my boy and it.
29:29I was like, but, like, um, like, obviously Amber's, like, got loyalty to me,
29:33so she tells me things, and I was like,
29:35I was like, you knew I was going to say that.
29:36Yeah, I knew, I knew.
29:37And I felt like I needed to...
29:38Did he know? Did he say what comment?
29:39He said he never said it.
29:42But I think it should just be nipped in the bud I've forgotten about.
29:44I just said to him, look, it ain't, like, that doesn't need to...
29:47Yeah, that's what I mean, like, as in, I probably just read it wrong.
29:50Yeah.
29:50He didn't even say that, that's what I mean.
29:51And that's what I said, and that's what I said.
29:52I'm going to go over to speak to him, because I feel bad.
29:55Please, please.
29:57My head is literally fucked.
29:59I judge situations on how they, and I can...
30:01And the way I, when I brought it up to him, I knew, I just,
30:05I don't want to take his side, but I just don't believe, I don't think he...
30:08Like, why would he say that?
30:09Then I'm, why would she make that up?
30:12I hate this fucking situation, guys.
30:15Why did you make me do this?
30:16No, I, I can do...
30:17Why are you following me?
30:19Okay, now it's just messing with my head,
30:21because I don't know where I stand and who's kind of made it up here.
30:25Oh my god, no, that was completely blown out of proportion.
30:28It was minor, it wasn't even a big thing.
30:30Right, what did you, what did you...
30:32No, you said this, we were like, I gave you a hug.
30:34Johnny was there, and you just went, you know what I'm saying, like, I'm here.
30:38Yeah, you did say that, you did say that.
30:42I did not fucking say that.
30:46I have not got an issue with you at all, and you're lovely, and you bring such a lovely...
30:50I don't want me and you to have beef.
30:52Like, it was just a passing comment.
30:54I've not said it like that.
30:55Yeah, and that's fine.
30:56I can't even remember me saying anything like that.
30:58Yeah, that's fine, that's all you have to say, you don't have to...
31:00I've said that.
31:00Okay, I've got you really angry with me.
31:02I am fucking angry, it's like...
31:05Because you clearly would know that's not the case.
31:07I just thought, oh god, it was a passing comment in my head,
31:11and I just thought, oh, like, I don't know.
31:14I don't even know, did I even, I don't even think I even said that.
31:17You did.
31:18Were you just trying to wind him up there, no?
31:20Hands down, no I wasn't.
31:23I was, it was on my brain, and I just wanted to say it.
31:27That's made me feel awkward as fuck.
31:30I didn't mean to, like, cause trouble or anything.
31:35Why am I in drama again?
31:37I don't know why, it's always me in the middle.
31:40God, people are so, so dramatic.
31:48I was fucking mad, I didn't say anything fucking like that.
31:51You did.
31:52You did.
31:53My fucking hell, man.
31:55All right, okay, if I did, then we should be completely taken in the wrong context.
31:58Yeah.
31:58I just don't even remember, like...
32:03Oh, this is pathetic.
32:04It ain't fucking pathetic, is it?
32:06It is pathetic.
32:07That's fucking annoying.
32:08You're such a drama queen.
32:10I'm not a fucking drama queen.
32:11You are being a drama queen.
32:12I'm not, am I?
32:16You're making a big deal out of it now, not me.
32:21I'm still pissed off, like.
32:23Genuinely, I'm sat here, I'm actually fucking pissed off.
32:26Do you know why I'm bothered?
32:27Because it's like she's, it's like she's literally just tried to wind you up for absolutely
32:31fucking no reason, but she's used me to do it.
32:35I don't understand what's going on here.
32:36She wanted to fuck with your head.
32:37For what reason?
32:37Fuck knows, who knows?
32:39And she's literally just used me to do it.
32:40I feel like there's been drama caused for the sake of no drama, but I had to say something.
32:47We ain't fucking, we ain't literally, we ain't kids.
32:50It's fucking obvious.
32:51If he, nah, he hasn't said it, it makes the whole situation ten times worse.
32:55Because now it comes to me looking at Amber going, why are you making stuff up?
32:58Like, why are you, why are you stirring stuff?
33:02I'm the only boy in this house you could use to get a reaction out of him.
33:06You don't know me, babe.
33:07I'm not like that.
33:08Yeah, but I do, but what, if I said anything like that, you just said something to Chloe last night.
33:11Or you just said something to, to Ken last night.
33:13You said something like that.
33:14No, I didn't think until you said.
33:16Just because I said I wanted a brunette to walk in the house.
33:18Yeah, no.
33:19You just played off that to him and I walked away and it's like you said that.
33:22No, no, and it was, it was.
33:23She makes me look f***ed.
33:24No, it's not, because she's, she.
33:25It literally makes me look f***ing nice.
33:27That's all you're worried about.
33:29Of course I give a s*** about that.
33:31You're such a drama queen, it's ridiculous.
33:33I'm obviously not a f***ing drama queen.
33:35I'll stick up for myself when something ain't f***ing true.
33:37That ain't being a drama queen.
33:38And Chris, I apologise.
33:40I apologise for taking it the wrong way.
33:42You need to man up and just.
33:49Yeah.
33:49Babe, you don't need that, no.
33:56Don't get you so hard up, it's not worth it.
34:00Still to come, Dom and Sam, pucker up.
34:04Give me a kiss, go, give me a kiss, bro.
34:14After the earlier dramas, the mood in the villa has really picked up.
34:18It's like, love island wants to ruin me.
34:20I mean, it's not perfect.
34:23Hey.
34:24You're not a drama queen, and I just said things, you know.
34:27Yeah, let's, yeah, just forget it, I guess.
34:31I think I'll be all, she's gonna have a drink or something, but.
34:33No, I'll have.
34:34Well, I'm sorry, because I don't mean for it to get out of hand,
34:38and I'm generally sorry, and I'm stubborn, and I wouldn't say sorry.
34:42No, no, no, no.
34:44No, it's fine.
34:45Yeah?
34:48Yeah.
34:52Amber and Cam are about to prove the age-old phrase.
34:55If you've got nothing nice to say, sit on a bench and have a ding-dong.
34:58Drama, fucking drama, drama, drama, drama, all the time, it's actually exhausting.
35:03If Amber's making that up, just to get in my head, like, why would she do that?
35:08It's just gonna piss me off.
35:09I wanna know one thing here, like, if, if he, if he said it, yeah.
35:14Don't put it like that.
35:15I know he said it, yeah, but like.
35:17Oh, see, that's fucked me right off now.
35:20Don't.
35:20How can, are you being serious?
35:22If he said it, what, do you think I did pull it out my ass to make a deal?
35:25No, I know he said it, but you're saying, yeah, that it was put into,
35:28it could have been put out of perspective the way you said.
35:31Yeah, yeah, because I don't.
35:33I don't make it into a big deal.
35:36See, that's all I'm gonna say, really.
35:39It's annoying, because I don't want to fucking pick up.
35:42It's pissing me off.
35:50It's ridiculous.
35:51It's a ridiculous situation.
35:53Have we argued twice already?
35:56I just feel like it's, like, a bit too much.
36:00I wish I never opened my mouth.
36:05I don't want to clash.
36:06I'm sorry if you got upset over it.
36:09And you think I reacted bad, but I'm.
36:14Right.
36:16I don't want to argue.
36:22I hate, oh, my God.
36:24Oh, my God.
36:27I was full on scared.
36:29I was like, oh, my God.
36:30I feel like we're breaking up.
36:32After a week.
36:36Wait, do you feel like I've got a hat on tonight?
36:38You're all right.
36:40I think the best thing for everyone is to move on.
36:43To the fire pit, where Chris is still absolutely fuming.
36:47Don't get fucked up.
36:48I said, like, I'm waiting for a brunette to come down.
36:50I don't know why I said that, but just forget that.
36:53I just said, I said, wait.
36:54This is why, this is why this thing escalated.
36:56I've walked away, and it's literally two minutes later.
36:59She's obviously said to Ken, like, basically made out, like,
37:02I was fucking coming on to her up there last night.
37:04I was fucking mad because it's such policy.
37:06And I reckon she said it because two new girls have arrived.
37:09She doesn't want him to socialise at all with any of them.
37:13So I think she said it.
37:15So he then has to do all, like, the sucking up and the making up
37:17is if he's done anything wrong when he fucking hasn't.
37:20It's just a fucking made-up story, and it's fucking mad.
37:22You just call her an issue.
37:22I don't think she's made it up.
37:24She's made it up, you fucking idiot.
37:25Of course she's made it up.
37:26Yeah, but you have to understand how muggy it looks on me.
37:28Like, that makes me look so stupid.
37:30She literally just thought of something just to make an issue.
37:32I haven't even said it.
37:33I don't think she wants to make an issue.
37:34Yeah, she does.
37:35Of course she fucking does.
37:37All right, you've known her for two days.
37:38I know she...
37:40And you've known her five days.
37:41There's a massive difference, isn't it?
37:42Yeah, it is.
37:44Genuinely, I'm pissed off.
37:45I feel bad, because there's obviously the two new girls
37:47which are coming.
37:48You obviously want to socialise and make them feel welcome,
37:50but I'm just in a bit of a shit mood.
37:53And when Chris is in a bad mood, nothing but...
37:56Oh, he's over it.
37:57Tell me a bit more about you, then.
37:58What do I know?
37:59Everything.
38:00I know everything.
38:01So, like, what do you know?
38:02Just kind of got to know each other,
38:03and obviously she had, like, a lot of questions to ask me.
38:05So, you live on a farm?
38:07I do.
38:07I live on a farm.
38:08We've got, um...
38:09What animals have you got?
38:10I absolutely love animals.
38:11Fucking cows.
38:11They're cows in my favourite.
38:12Yeah.
38:13Oh, my God, that's amazing.
38:14Yeah.
38:14You have to make your moves,
38:16and I tried to do the best that I could.
38:18So, like, big question.
38:19Do you like cats?
38:22No, I don't like cats.
38:23Don't you?
38:24What's your favourite food?
38:25No, I've never...
38:26I've never known the answer to this.
38:27It's so hard, though, because you like everything, don't you?
38:29If you like food, you're just, like, loads of stuff.
38:31Exactly, yeah.
38:32Do you like onion?
38:32Yeah.
38:33Oh, I don't like onion, but I do it for you anyway.
38:35Do you like spicy food?
38:36I just like everything, but olives.
38:38Oh, I hate olives.
38:39Do you like cauliflower?
38:40Gherkins.
38:40Oh, I like gherkins.
38:42I do like a gherkin.
38:43Yeah.
38:43You've got a big family.
38:44You've got any brothers or sisters?
38:45Yeah, I've got a fucking huge family.
38:47Are you joking me?
38:48I've got four brothers, but then I've got...
38:50Are they all as good looking as you?
38:51Nah.
38:52Nah, I fucking can't.
38:53Oh, my God.
38:54I don't want to sound like I'm looking your arse,
38:57but, like, you're all good looking.
38:58Yeah, so, um, she was really, she was really putting it on me.
39:01I like fishing as well.
39:03Do you?
39:03Yeah, do you like fishing?
39:04Yeah.
39:05Yeah.
39:05And then, do you like Formula One?
39:07And then, like, firing stuff at me, like, I couldn't keep up, man.
39:09It was exhausting.
39:10So, like, tell me about, like, the sort of girl that you like them.
39:12Do you like them more, like, natural or...
39:15Oh, fucking hell.
39:16I thought I liked them a bit natural.
39:18Oh, Chloe, she's got two, she's got fake, fake nose and fake lips.
39:21I've got fake lips as well.
39:24Actually.
39:24Probably fake cheeks and fake hair.
39:26Do you reckon?
39:26And fake eyelashes.
39:29Actually, I don't know this.
39:30No, like, I've got my own hair, my own eyelashes.
39:33Oh, yeah.
39:34My own brows.
39:35You've got great eyes, by the way.
39:36I've got great eyes?
39:36Yeah.
39:37Thank you, so have you.
39:38Bad.
39:39Bloody.
39:40You know, boys and girls go about a different way,
39:42and I think it come across...
39:43I think it come across a little bit more sexier when boys do it,
39:46the girls, to be honest.
39:47I want to look at your eyes. Will you look at me?
39:48I want to look at your eyes.
39:49Now I've actually spoke to him, and I know that we have got common interests,
39:54I feel a little bit more chilled already.
39:57But, yeah, I hope I don't come across as, like, some needy, whiny little moron,
40:02because, like, that's not me.
40:04No, after all, it's not every day you meet a cat-hating, onion-loving,
40:08gherkin-loving, fishing farmer with eyes you could drown in,
40:11and Tyne Lexie can't wait to share the good news with Gabby.
40:14He's just, he's smart, he's beautiful, got a great body,
40:18he's got, like, I don't know if we were missing some of his...
40:22He was being cheeky, though.
40:24He was being in his cheeky chat, which is what I like,
40:26because I felt like when I was around him, it was just like, yeah,
40:28the conversation was easy, do you know what I mean?
40:30I think you two would look good together at the start.
40:32Our babies would be absolutely beautiful.
40:34They would.
40:38At the end of another eventful day, the Islanders play a game of dares,
40:42which, for some unknown reason, are all written on ice lolly sticks.
40:46Spot clothes with someone of the opposite sex.
40:49Can't be your partner.
40:50Who wants to switch?
40:52Ken!
40:53The dares game was everything.
40:55That's everything I'm about.
40:57I love a dares game.
41:01What is going on?
41:04At the end of the day, if anyone's going to swap clothes,
41:06it's going to be me.
41:06I pulled it off.
41:07Let me have a look.
41:10I was seeing all the girls giving me looks.
41:12I was pulling that skirt off so well.
41:14Anyone that says I wasn't is lying.
41:23Do you know what I'm more embarrassed about the fact that
41:25Ken's calves are so skinny that I can't fit into his jeans?
41:30He's like, just so trash them.
41:31Let's do a shift to you.
41:33Does that mean me?
41:45I think she might need to look up what a striptease is.
41:52Suck someone's toe.
41:55Mate, he's got a fleece foot.
42:03I've been walking around with bare feet all night as well.
42:07Like, feet are filthy.
42:10That's all right, that one.
42:12It's weird though.
42:13I enjoyed sucking her toe.
42:15Seductively suck someone of the opposite sexist finger
42:19that you'd most make up.
42:19We're going to get to the night.
42:21I need you to get away from her.
42:24So...
42:27Oh God, it's two seconds.
42:28Give it a good suck.
42:30No, no, no.
42:30Down to the court.
42:32I wasn't expecting to suck on anyone's finger
42:37the first night that I got in.
42:39I mean, it could have been worse.
42:40I could have sucked on someone else.
42:46Kiss the person on your right.
42:52Today was kiss the lad to the right of you, which was Ken.
42:59And then I turned around and Dom was there.
43:02He just come at me, do you know what I mean?
43:05It was him!
43:12Give it kiss, bro.
43:17Why not, man?
43:18Slap it on him.
43:19Show him what he's missing.
43:20We want to do this one, don't we?
43:23Nog someone that isn't your partner.
43:29What he's got.
43:32We may have slightly rigged it.
43:36All right, we're done.
43:45Give the shortest Islander of the opposite sex a snog.
43:48Oh my God!
43:55Camilla's the smallest.
43:56Camilla is obviously the smallest.
43:57Yeah, we've got to do it.
43:58Go, go, go, let's go!
44:01Cali, Cali, Cali, Cali!
44:29It wasn't, it wasn't bad.
44:43Tomorrow night, new girls.
44:47You fancy anyone?
44:48Yeah.
44:49Who?
44:50They all fail, fancy you.
44:51You know what it's like.
44:52I don't trust you.
44:54Bring new possibilities.
44:57It's time to play the field.
44:59Tonight you'll have a dinner date with two boys of your choice.
45:02Whoo!
45:03Who are you choosing?
45:05One, two, one!
45:08Oh!
45:18There you go, go, go, go, go!
45:21Ooh!
45:26I…
45:26I really don't often see you in a problem.
45:37Do you?
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