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00:00:03Donovan Miller is the number one overall draft pick for the NFL.
00:00:10We knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:00:13We can make it work.
00:00:16I'm turning down the NFL.
00:00:17Son!
00:00:18Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:00:22Caden, will you marry me?
00:00:24I want to break up.
00:00:25You think I'm disposable?
00:00:27Just wait, Caden.
00:00:28I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:00:34It's been years since I broke up with Donovan, so we joined the NFL.
00:00:37And I'm still not over him.
00:00:39I came here for you.
00:00:42Let's make your life a living hell.
00:00:44He signed with my agency, now he's determined to torture me.
00:00:48Beat me.
00:00:49I came to Boston to destroy Caden for breaking my heart three years ago.
00:00:52But no matter how hard I try, I can't stop loving him.
00:00:56Thank you, Waterboy.
00:00:58Bye, Pro.
00:00:58My own heart, so you could have everything you wanted.
00:01:01I thought that's what love meant.
00:01:03How do you not see that I am broken without you?
00:01:05Why won't the world just let two gay guys be happy together?
00:01:08Come get me.
00:01:12Caden, I'm going to kiss you now.
00:01:32You're supposed to be helping me pack for college, remember?
00:01:36You were serious about that?
00:01:37Yes.
00:01:38I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call.
00:01:48Pack first.
00:01:49Booty call.
00:01:51Booty call.
00:01:52No.
00:01:53No.
00:01:53Mm-hmm.
00:01:55Karma.
00:01:59You're taking this stuff with you?
00:02:00With a waterboy uniform?
00:02:02No, thank you.
00:02:04But I would like your football jersey.
00:02:07Come on, give it.
00:02:09Well, pretty soon, you're going to have one of these from the NFL with my name on it.
00:02:14I know, but this one is always going to be special to me.
00:02:25Dad?
00:02:26Son, check MSC.
00:02:28You need to look at the NFL draft now.
00:02:36Oh my God!
00:02:38Dad!
00:02:39You're the number one picker in the NFL.
00:02:41My dreams just keep coming true, huh?
00:02:44We signed the contract this afternoon and you were on a plane to California in the morning!
00:02:49Woo!
00:02:50Congratulations, son.
00:02:52Okay.
00:02:52Woo!
00:02:53Oh my God!
00:02:55You're so proud of you.
00:02:57Come to California with me.
00:02:59I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow.
00:03:02I...
00:03:04Hey, we knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:03:07We can make it work.
00:03:09Yeah.
00:03:12My biggest dream has always been the NFL, but Caden's my first love.
00:03:17The one who made it safe for me to be gay.
00:03:19Can I take this next step without him?
00:03:22You did it.
00:03:23You did it.
00:03:24You did everything.
00:03:29Nice.
00:03:30I know.
00:03:31It's insane.
00:03:31Look at it.
00:03:32It's a toy ready.
00:03:34It's a toy ready.
00:03:35Aw, great.
00:03:40Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:03:41Everyone, don't sign yet.
00:03:43I want to get this on video.
00:03:45The moment my son, well, our son, joins the NFL.
00:03:52Caden, come here.
00:03:54I need you here for this.
00:03:55Oh, jeez.
00:03:56Come on, son.
00:03:58Okay.
00:04:02Okay.
00:04:10I'm turning down the NFL.
00:04:18Son, playing football for the NFL has been your dream since you could walk.
00:04:22Why would you give that up?
00:04:24Come on, Dad.
00:04:25The Cobras are all the way in California.
00:04:27It's across the country from Ivy.
00:04:29From Caden.
00:04:31Don't try to change my mind.
00:04:33I know.
00:04:33I know what I'm doing.
00:04:35You cannot give up your dream for some boy.
00:04:39Mom, Caden isn't just some boy, okay?
00:04:42Son, we got a way to think about this.
00:04:44Really, come on.
00:04:44Son, really, come on.
00:04:46There's long distance, right?
00:04:47We can fly him out.
00:04:49It's fine.
00:04:49You are so stupid right now.
00:04:51Oh, my God, enough!
00:04:54Okay, no one's going to change my mind.
00:04:56Caden is more important to me.
00:04:58Son.
00:04:59Son!
00:05:00Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:05:03First, you turned my son gay, and now you're ruining his life.
00:05:08I didn't turn him gay.
00:05:09You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:05:13Break up with him.
00:05:14I would never do that.
00:05:15I love him.
00:05:16Oh, you love him.
00:05:18He is giving up his future for you.
00:05:21Tell me, Caden, would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:05:24Look, I will talk to Donovan.
00:05:27I will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes...
00:05:31Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
00:05:33If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
00:05:38This is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:05:43Caden, if you truly love him, break up with him, and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:05:50California and he never looks back.
00:05:53That he never pursues a relationship with someone like you.
00:05:57Otherwise, he will wake up one day, and he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:06:05And he will hate you for it.
00:06:27I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
00:06:30Well, if it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
00:06:40Caden, I've loved you since you dyed my uniform label colors.
00:06:45Will you marry me?
00:06:48Caden, marry me.
00:06:50I know you want to.
00:06:56Why am I nervous?
00:06:58No matter what I say, Caden will say yes.
00:07:04Looking good, water boy.
00:07:09I want to break up.
00:07:18Oh my god, dude, I thought you were serious for a second.
00:07:20I am serious.
00:07:22I want a fresh start.
00:07:25New school, new pool of men.
00:07:29What do you mean?
00:07:30We talked about-
00:07:31You're just a high school experiment.
00:07:34It's over now, it's time to move on.
00:07:37I don't believe you.
00:07:39Kayden, come on.
00:07:41If something's wrong, just talk to me about it.
00:07:45We can't break up.
00:07:47And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:07:51And he will hate you for it.
00:07:55I found someone better.
00:07:57Gotta hit the road soon, babe.
00:08:01I don't fucking believe this.
00:08:03Believe what you want, it's over.
00:08:14Kid, if you don't want to be together, fine.
00:08:18But you're my best friend.
00:08:23I can't lose that.
00:08:26Bottom line is, I've been here for a while and I'm impatient, compliant.
00:08:32Think it's worth the wait to just try this.
00:08:34Cause I like you, what do you do?
00:08:36You don't seem to see the good I do.
00:08:39I'm sorry, Donovan.
00:08:41You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
00:08:46Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
00:08:52Say that again.
00:08:54I dare you.
00:08:59I don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend.
00:09:06Then I guess that makes us enemies.
00:09:21Okay.
00:09:21I think he bought it.
00:09:23Honestly, didn't think I could pull it off.
00:09:25How do you think I did?
00:09:28Hey.
00:09:29Hey, Caden.
00:09:32You don't have to do this.
00:09:34I do, I do have to do this.
00:09:37I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
00:09:42That's not up to you.
00:09:44That's up to him.
00:09:47He'll understand eventually.
00:09:49You'll see.
00:09:53Please, can you talk about this?
00:09:56Please.
00:10:15Dad.
00:10:20Tell him I change my mind.
00:10:23I'm going to sign with the NFL.
00:10:25I'm going to sign with the NFL.
00:10:33You think I'm disposable?
00:10:35Just wait, Caden.
00:10:37I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:10:48God damn it.
00:10:49We need bigger athletes.
00:10:51How are we going to stand out here in Boston?
00:10:53All idea is welcome.
00:10:54A signing bonus, like a big one.
00:10:56Or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:10:59Throw parties with influencers.
00:11:01Could make us look really cool.
00:11:02We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
00:11:05Did I tell you to sit, clean this shit up, then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver
00:11:10to my house?
00:11:11I have ideas to pitch.
00:11:13What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:11:16You are the diversity hire.
00:11:18Okay?
00:11:18I didn't want you here.
00:11:20If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:11:22If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
00:11:25Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:11:28Don't get guys left at?
00:11:33Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:11:34Here, watch this press conference.
00:11:36We'll discuss after.
00:11:38Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:11:40This has no sugar in it.
00:11:42And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:11:46Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every
00:11:52single year since you joined the NFL.
00:11:54What motivates you?
00:11:56Easy.
00:11:57My first love from high school.
00:12:03Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:12:06Not since our breakup.
00:12:09But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:12:14How romantic.
00:12:15The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:12:18Oh, man.
00:12:20That love inspired me.
00:12:22Once.
00:12:23Until I got dumped for another guy.
00:12:26Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:12:30There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
00:12:33Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:12:36I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:12:39But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:12:41Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:12:45Come on.
00:12:47I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:12:52I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
00:12:55Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:12:59She's such a nobody, the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:13:03Is it Maple whatever?
00:13:05Maple Hills.
00:13:07There are 800 students.
00:13:10You know the enrollment?
00:13:14You went there?
00:13:15Oh my god.
00:13:18You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:13:27Do you see his face?
00:13:29I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting bug-banged by the star QB.
00:13:34Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:13:38Yes.
00:13:40We crossed paths.
00:13:54I've never kissed a guy before.
00:13:57Am I doing it right?
00:14:01Donovan did know me.
00:14:03Oh yeah, maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:14:04Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:14:08Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:14:12Oh my god.
00:14:13This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:14:18Try cleaning, now!
00:14:21We told him.
00:14:22Whoa, we have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:14:26Everybody, dress for success.
00:14:28I need you on your A game.
00:14:30We need to sign this guy.
00:14:32Who is it?
00:14:35Donovan Miller.
00:14:37Oh!
00:14:39Looks like Caden's fantasy is about to come to life.
00:14:42Huh?
00:14:43Ha!
00:14:43Ha!
00:14:44Ha!
00:14:44Ha!
00:14:44Ha!
00:14:45Ha!
00:14:45Ha!
00:14:45Ha!
00:14:46Ha!
00:14:48Ha!
00:14:50Sorry for teasing you.
00:14:52We just like to rip the newbies.
00:14:54We cool?
00:14:59Ooh, heads up.
00:15:01Tomorrow is theme day.
00:15:02If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it.
00:15:07I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:15:09Will this McDick take me seriously?
00:15:27I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:15:36Will this McDick take me seriously?
00:15:36Right.
00:15:36Right.
00:15:37And I'm wearing all black.
00:15:40You should quit.
00:15:42They treat you like shit.
00:15:43I can't.
00:15:45They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades.
00:15:48And I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:15:53Donovan has no idea, does he, that you were so wrecked after the break-up that you nearly
00:15:58flunked out of college.
00:16:01I don't know, man.
00:16:04I think you should tell him.
00:16:06He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:16:09Besides, I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:16:13Good morning, class.
00:16:15Please open your books to page 42.
00:16:37Welcome to Boston, Mr. Miller.
00:16:51What is going on at the...
00:16:57Why is the room like this?
00:16:59Because Donovan is here.
00:17:02You're lying.
00:17:06But I haven't seen him since...
00:17:09It's been three years.
00:17:11Okay, well, get ready because...
00:17:13Aaron's about to bring him in.
00:17:15Yeah.
00:17:16Here he is.
00:17:19The Donovan who actually knows you exist.
00:17:23Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
00:17:27Come on, Caden.
00:17:28Kiss him.
00:17:28Kiss your big quarterback crutch.
00:17:31Kiss the cardboard and you can have the real thing.
00:17:41It's been years since I broke up with Donovan so we joined the NFL.
00:17:46And I'm still not over him.
00:17:51What the hell is going on in here?
00:17:53Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today and he wanted to show him that he's his
00:17:59biggest fan.
00:18:00Mm-hmm.
00:18:01You are my biggest fan?
00:18:09Still a bully.
00:18:11You haven't changed at all, have you?
00:18:22Camille.
00:18:28You're not fucking funny.
00:18:30Now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract.
00:18:32Goodbye.
00:18:54You kept my jersey.
00:18:57At the back I don't want it.
00:19:00I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
00:19:10You weren't wearing glasses.
00:19:14It's been three years.
00:19:16I upgraded to contacts.
00:19:19I liked you better before.
00:19:21What do you want?
00:19:23I want you to be honest for once.
00:19:26About why you dumped me back then.
00:19:28Me?
00:19:29After you pretended to not know me up there?
00:19:35Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
00:19:39You got traded to the Bobcats.
00:19:42Oh, Caden.
00:19:44I had five offers.
00:19:46Why do you think I chose Boston?
00:19:49Your strong scoring record.
00:19:51Don't be stupid, Caden.
00:19:54I came here for you.
00:19:59You came here for me?
00:20:04Come on, you don't actually think I came here to get you back, did you?
00:20:09What makes you think I would even want you back?
00:20:12Oh, you haven't changed since high school.
00:20:15Pretending you don't want me when you clearly do.
00:20:21I did see you dreaming about me in class.
00:20:26You were yelling my name?
00:20:28I did dream about you, but it's called a nightmare.
00:20:32And explain your boner.
00:20:34Caden?
00:20:39Mr. Miller, we saved you a seat.
00:20:42It's far away from your gay stalker in case he can't control himself.
00:20:46You're the one with the cardboard cutout of Donovan.
00:20:49Russell, let's keep it professional in the office, huh?
00:20:52Me? He just called me a gay stalker.
00:20:56If the shoe fits.
00:20:58Sorry about him, Mr. Miller.
00:20:59Please, grab a seat.
00:21:15All right, team.
00:21:17Let's show Mr. Miller why he should sign with us.
00:21:20Mr. Miller, any notes before they pitch?
00:21:23Well, I'm new to the Boston Bobcats.
00:21:25Uh, I'm rehabbing my ACL, but I fully intend to be back by the end of the season.
00:21:30And until then...
00:21:32I mean, I don't want my fans to forget about me.
00:21:34You heard the man. Let's go.
00:21:38What's always trending online?
00:21:40Cats!
00:21:41We post them in one of your jerseys, and it's gonna go viral.
00:21:46A magazine spread.
00:21:48You, surrounded by big titty models.
00:21:51Ha, ha, ha, yeah. Bonus!
00:21:54You can bang him after.
00:21:56Good luck hooking Donovan with the promise of tits.
00:22:00Look, if these are the ideas you guys have, and I'm not sure this is a match, so I'm gonna
00:22:04head out.
00:22:05No, no, no! Please! We're just getting started.
00:22:08Fine. We'll give you one more chance.
00:22:13Kaden, since you know me so well, why don't we hear your ideas?
00:22:28Uh, I was told not to prepare a pitch. Right, Dick?
00:22:31Kaden's just here as a favor to his school.
00:22:35And to fulfill our diversity hire.
00:22:37These other interns, they're way more qualified.
00:22:40This is my chance to prove myself to Dick.
00:22:43And show Donovan my life didn't fall apart without him.
00:22:45No, no, no. Well, Camille...
00:22:49Camille, she would be better.
00:22:51So much better.
00:22:53Cute, but I want Kaden.
00:22:55Is that a problem?
00:22:58Of course not.
00:23:00I'll get the paperwork started.
00:23:03Meet me in my office.
00:23:04Russell, you come too.
00:23:06No problem. Excellent.
00:23:08What?
00:23:09Looks like you're mine.
00:23:10Again.
00:23:20I don't know what you are planning, Donovan, but I need this job, okay?
00:23:26And I just gave you job security, dude.
00:23:28Have you learned nothing about me from high school?
00:23:33Oh, I learned everything about you.
00:23:37The way you feel.
00:23:41Taste.
00:23:42If this is some freaky homo thing.
00:23:49Kaden was just telling me his brilliant ideas and got a little excited.
00:23:53Hey, great news.
00:23:55I got a date set up with Alicia, rising pop star.
00:24:01Okay, I'll agree to your date.
00:24:03As long as you make Kaden my assistant.
00:24:06Oh, I think that's a terrible idea.
00:24:09Kaden doesn't know the difference between a jockstrap and a g-string.
00:24:13Gays don't know sports.
00:24:15Okay, but Dick...
00:24:20I'm gay.
00:24:29All the more reason for you to sign this contract and go on that date.
00:24:33Look, my agency can keep your secret.
00:24:36Okay, and what if I don't want to keep it a fucking secret anymore, Dick?
00:24:40You know any other gay NFL players?
00:24:43The offers dry up pretty fast for your kind once the word gets out.
00:24:51Fine. I'll sign.
00:24:54If you make Kaden my assistant.
00:24:59No, no, no, no, Dick.
00:25:00Tell him, Dick.
00:25:01Oh, Kaden's all yours, Mr. Miller.
00:25:04He would do with him whatever you see fit.
00:25:06Oh, I liked you, Dick.
00:25:07I like you back at me.
00:25:09Hell yeah, let's get my John Hancock on this motherfucker.
00:25:12Do you know a pen?
00:25:12I do, yes.
00:25:19I feel like I'm getting up on this one.
00:25:23Where the hell is Kaden?
00:25:30Smile, Donovan.
00:25:33A PR relationship works better when you at least pretend to be interested in me.
00:25:39I need a drink.
00:25:40I need a drink.
00:25:46Kaden, what are you doing here?
00:25:48I am babysitting a client for work.
00:25:52You?
00:25:53I'm waiting for my boyfriend.
00:25:58Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but you don't look so good.
00:26:02The client that I am babysitting...
00:26:06It's Donovan.
00:26:08He signed with my agency and now he's determined to torture me.
00:26:13He has no idea what you've given up for him.
00:26:17Donovan has to know.
00:26:18Donovan has to know what?
00:26:23That you can't just push people around because you're famous for playing some stupid game.
00:26:26So you two are still together, huh?
00:26:29Let him go.
00:26:33You two should join us.
00:26:37No, you're on a date.
00:26:38Well, you have to do everything I say.
00:26:41So you're joining us.
00:26:44That's an order.
00:26:55I will have the ribeye medium rare and he will have the mushroom ravioli.
00:27:01I will order for myself.
00:27:05Okay.
00:27:06Tell the nice waitress what you'd like.
00:27:10I'll have the, um...
00:27:15I'll have the mushroom ravioli.
00:27:20Wow, Donovan.
00:27:22You sure know a lot about your assistant.
00:27:25No, he doesn't.
00:27:27We knew each other in high school.
00:27:30Intimately.
00:27:36So what was Donnie like in high school?
00:27:39Was he a player?
00:27:41Would I have been his type?
00:27:47Um...
00:27:48Donovan...
00:27:49Go on, Caden.
00:27:51Tell her my type.
00:27:57Um...
00:27:58Donovan was, um...
00:27:59Into nerds.
00:28:01My ex was student body president.
00:28:04I would not have pictured you with a nerd.
00:28:07What was she like?
00:28:12Uh...
00:28:13I don't know.
00:28:14I don't know.
00:28:15I don't know.
00:28:15I can...
00:28:16You know what?
00:28:17I can't answer that.
00:28:18My ex was strong.
00:28:21Confident in who they were and...
00:28:24Being around them made me feel safe to be myself for the first time in my life.
00:28:29Maybe I should tell Donovan the real reason I broke up with him.
00:28:32And then they dumped me.
00:28:35Yeah, they told me I was a pathetic high school experiment and left.
00:28:39The person I loved most played my ass.
00:28:45Nobody played you.
00:28:46Oh?
00:28:48Well, if that's the case, maybe I should just call my ex up and see how my ex feels about
00:28:54me now.
00:28:57Although the heart on your sporting gives me a pretty good idea.
00:29:00Ah!
00:29:03No, no, no, no, no!
00:29:05Um...
00:29:06No.
00:29:08Are you okay?
00:29:09Yeah!
00:29:10I, um...
00:29:12I'm just filming myself.
00:29:14I will just go to the bathroom and I will clean that right up.
00:29:23Um...
00:29:23Having fun, Donovan?
00:29:36Get out, Donovan!
00:29:38Why?
00:29:39Might I embarrass you in front of your boyfriend?
00:29:41Just grow up!
00:29:43How long do you think your boyfriend would hang around if you got his case on?
00:29:46God!
00:29:47Jones wouldn't care because he's not my boyfriend!
00:29:52Okay, if that's true...
00:29:54Why the fuck did you wake up with me three years ago?
00:30:00It's complicated.
00:30:02Bullshit, Caden!
00:30:03It's been years!
00:30:07I deserve the truth.
00:30:11You're hooking up with your assistant?
00:30:13No, no, no, no, I...
00:30:14It, um...
00:30:15It's not what it looks like there was something...
00:30:17I cannot believe the country's hottest football player is gay.
00:30:22Sweetheart, come on, you signed an NDA.
00:30:25You can't tell.
00:30:28This is not my first time as a beard.
00:30:31I'll keep your secret, but don't get caught.
00:30:34I will not let you make me look stupid.
00:30:37Oh.
00:30:38I won't embarrass you.
00:30:41Promise.
00:30:42Be more careful.
00:30:44You may be the country's hottest football player right now,
00:30:47but that can and will go away in an instant.
00:30:51Got it?
00:30:54Good kids, that's all.
00:30:59Say I used to have a snaggle tooth.
00:31:01Yeah. It's not that bad.
00:31:03Thanks.
00:31:03Mr. Miller, is there anything I can get you?
00:31:05Man, I was looking at some of your old plays and...
00:31:07What is this?
00:31:09Dry cleaning these.
00:31:18Is there a problem?
00:31:25You kept this?
00:31:26Of course.
00:31:28Come on, I mean...
00:31:30So many good memories.
00:31:41I stood up to the homophobic football team, and now I'm the waterboy to the hot quarterback from hell.
00:31:48This is bullying.
00:31:51Well, looks like I guessed your size, right?
00:31:55Fine.
00:31:57I'll do your damn dry cleaning.
00:31:59Is there anything else?
00:32:01Well, that's it.
00:32:02Get to work, waterboy.
00:32:05I'm not your waterboy.
00:32:07I'm your assistant.
00:32:09Well, assistant or waterboy.
00:32:11Either way, you're his bitch.
00:32:13Looks like you're a bottom in the bedroom, and in life.
00:32:16Ooh!
00:32:19Hey, you go get me some coffee, you can clean out my jockstraps, and you get on the floor and
00:32:25shine my fucking shoes.
00:32:27Now!
00:32:28Yeah!
00:32:34Looks like you're all my bitches now.
00:32:36No, you're right. That's a really good point. That's why you're in charge.
00:32:40So if you fuck with Caden again, you're fired.
00:32:46My dry cleaning's not gonna do itself.
00:32:51Good boy.
00:32:54Make sure you get that stain out.
00:32:57Stand up, drive.
00:32:58Be a champ, be a champ like that.
00:33:03What now?
00:33:06Fan mail.
00:33:08These are just the ones that wanna hook up with me.
00:33:11Sort through it and pull out the hot ones.
00:33:20So, should I pull out just the guys for you, or are you looking for another PR girlfriend?
00:33:26Jealous?
00:33:35Why would I be jealous of someone getting my sloppy seconds?
00:33:40Never mind.
00:33:42I'll just give them all a chance.
00:33:45You can leave.
00:33:50You can leave.
00:34:07Not a chance.
00:34:17Is there a chance for love?
00:34:22Is there a chance for peace?
00:34:26We've only got one life
00:34:29We need this hatred to see
00:34:36What do you want?
00:34:38I'm craving those fancy donuts
00:34:40You know, the ones with the like
00:34:44Weird flavors and designs and shit
00:34:47And you're telling me this because
00:34:49Bring them to me, assistant
00:34:53Unless you want me to call Dick
00:34:56I get it. You don't need to threaten me
00:34:59Good
00:35:02Oh, and uh, where are your glasses for me, water boy?
00:35:20Here, your majesty
00:35:22Can I go now?
00:35:24I'm not done with you yet
00:35:32I can't eat those all myself
00:35:35I don't have time for this
00:35:37Really?
00:35:38Because Dick said that you're mine for everything
00:35:43And anything I want
00:36:01This is why I gave Donovan up
00:36:04So he could chase his NFL dreams
00:36:06And enjoy success like this
00:36:09Put the donuts over here
00:36:15Ta-da
00:36:17Can I leave now?
00:36:18No
00:36:21Feed me
00:36:21I got feelings for you
00:36:26I got feelings
00:36:28Feelings
00:36:29I got feelings for you
00:36:38Delicious
00:36:39I need a real taste
00:36:53What did you do that for?
00:36:54I want to taste it
00:36:55On you
00:37:10I don't recall being on the menu
00:37:13Are you sure?
00:37:15Because I kind of need more
00:37:18I can't wear this
00:37:20This scrap of fabric barely covers my junk
00:37:23Don't worry
00:37:25This one
00:37:26Is for my eyes only
00:37:28Oh
00:37:31And there will be surprise checks to make sure you're wearing them
00:37:41Good night
00:37:43See you at the brand deal tomorrow
00:37:54Wow
00:37:54You actually managed to get me a last minute brand deal
00:37:57That's impressive
00:37:58I stayed up all night making it happen
00:38:00So if you want me to fail
00:38:02I'm going to have to try a little bit harder
00:38:05Noted
00:38:11Track these shots for the photographer
00:38:14Do you trust me to do this?
00:38:16Well, you got this brand deal for Mr. Miller
00:38:18I think you can handle it
00:38:20Good work
00:38:21Just don't fuck it up, fruitcake
00:38:35Are you fucking kidding me?
00:38:38You two
00:38:39You distracted Mr. Miller
00:38:41Out
00:38:43Okay, dude
00:38:43It's just water
00:38:44It'll dry
00:38:45No, we don't have time
00:38:46Photos are due in less than an hour
00:38:48Your pants will work
00:38:52Take them off
00:38:53Now
00:39:07Take off your pants, twink
00:39:08Uh
00:39:08Yeah, do you want to ruin Mr. Miller's chute?
00:39:11Um, I'm sure there's some other
00:39:13Um
00:39:14Donovan, I can't take them off
00:39:16Tell them
00:39:18Hand them over
00:39:20Waterboy
00:39:21If I strip everyone will see my underwear
00:39:24Take off your pants
00:39:27Or I'll take them off for you
00:39:31You think I'm kidding?
00:39:45Is that Donovan's face all over Kayden's junk?
00:39:48Oh my god
00:39:49Oh my god
00:39:52You've got to wave, please
00:39:53Oh my god, don't get too excited because your butthole's out
00:39:55Look at this
00:39:59Happy now
00:40:01Very
00:40:02Oh my god
00:40:03Oh my god
00:40:10Wow
00:40:11I knew you had a crush on Donovan
00:40:13But this is next level stalker behavior
00:40:15I guess he really wanted Donovan on his dick
00:40:17It is
00:40:19It's not like that
00:40:21Donovan made me
00:40:22Yeah, right
00:40:23He wouldn't do that
00:40:24Dick
00:40:25Hey, you see this?
00:40:26You have gone too far, Kayden
00:40:29This is sexual harassment
00:40:31You're fired
00:40:32No, please, please
00:40:33Okay
00:40:33Guy, he's telling the truth, okay?
00:40:35I made him wear these
00:40:37Man, you don't have to lie to protect a gay predator
00:40:40No, he's telling the truth, okay?
00:40:42I gave him these
00:40:43So all of you need to delete those pictures
00:40:45Or you will be hearing from my army of lawyers
00:40:49But why?
00:40:54Because I want him back
00:40:58Did Donovan just out himself to protect me?
00:41:01Oh
00:41:02I get it, Mr. Miller
00:41:03You mean you have his back
00:41:06Oh, he gave those to Kayden because he knows he's a fan
00:41:10Yeah, he was being nice
00:41:11That makes way more sense
00:41:12Okay, but that's not what I fucking said
00:41:14No, that is exactly what happened
00:41:15Okay, so if you all don't mind
00:41:18I am going to find some pants
00:41:24He destroyed me three years ago
00:41:25Why do I still want to protect him?
00:41:29Yeah, let's do this thing
00:41:30Come on
00:41:38I'm disappointed in you, Mr. Russell
00:41:40You're about to fail
00:41:42How do I get my grades up?
00:41:45I heard you're assisting Donovan Miller
00:41:47No fucking shot some twink is assisting THE Donovan Miller
00:41:53If you can get Donovan to guest lecture for the class
00:41:57I'll guarantee a passing grade
00:41:59Even if he does work for Donovan Miller
00:42:01No shot he'd be able to get him here, right?
00:42:06I will get him here
00:42:09For your sake, Mr. Russell
00:42:10I hope Donovan pulls through
00:42:16Flunkin' out of school and a fairy
00:42:18Tough combo
00:42:20Don't listen to them
00:42:21They all have small penises
00:42:23Also, if you hold it like this
00:42:25It's a smiley face
00:42:29Anytime
00:42:42There he is
00:42:43The man of the frickin' hour
00:42:46Dragon that he's with his best buddies
00:42:47With the biggest quarterback in the country
00:42:49Do you need something?
00:42:51Admit you don't know Donovan Miller
00:42:52I hate liars
00:42:54I didn't lie about anything
00:42:55You're a gay-ass pansy liar
00:42:58Donovan is a football god
00:42:59There's no way he knows you exist
00:43:01Believe what you want, asshole
00:43:06Come on, bro
00:43:06This homo isn't worth our time
00:43:10Donovan does know who I am
00:43:11But he's never gonna know you
00:43:12Because you're a meathead waste of space
00:43:15Oh, princess
00:43:17You fucked up
00:43:18I'm gonna make you eat your words
00:43:21Better yet
00:43:23I'm gonna make you eat my nuts
00:43:25I had an extra-long practice today
00:43:27This baby is ripe
00:43:29Isn't it every gay boy's dream
00:43:30To lick a hot football player's junk?
00:43:31Sure, funny
00:43:32Hot football players
00:43:33Let me know
00:43:35Get off me
00:43:36You're gonna fucking pay for that
00:43:37You cocksucker
00:43:38Help!
00:43:39Stop it!
00:43:42Open up, twink
00:43:44I want to make sure you get a really good taste
00:43:49Hey!
00:43:51The next person who touches Caden is dead
00:43:54Donovan Miller?
00:43:56Back away from Caden
00:43:59He's mine
00:44:02I thought I taught you to defend yourself better than this back in high school
00:44:06You two actually know each other?
00:44:08And what business of that is yours?
00:44:11You bragging about me again?
00:44:13My lecturer found out that I'm your assistant
00:44:15She asked me to invite you to class and Nate found out and thought I was making it up
00:44:19You should have heard him acting like you do his bidding
00:44:22I was teaching the fairies some respect
00:44:26I will do his bidding
00:44:27I'd do anything for Caden
00:44:32Wow, congratulations!
00:44:34Today was your last day as a football player
00:44:37Wait, what?
00:44:39I play for Ivy
00:44:39Not the NFL
00:44:41You can't get me kicked off
00:44:44Watch me
00:44:47Get in the car
00:44:48Okay, I'm taking you home
00:44:58I was handling that
00:45:01Okay, you can say thank you
00:45:04Look, those assholes live shitty, pathetic lives
00:45:09That's why they mess with you
00:45:12It's because you're better than them
00:45:16You still think that?
00:45:19After I broke your heart?
00:45:21Yes
00:45:25Caden, I'd do anything for you
00:45:33You'd break my heart a thousand times and I'd say the same
00:45:38You say that I'm indifferent
00:45:42I haven't thought about it much
00:45:44Have I earned that thank you yet?
00:45:55Don't just stand there
00:45:56We're here to train
00:45:58Aren't you injured?
00:45:59Yeah, I gotta work hard if I wanna be back by the end of the season
00:46:03But if you work out before you're fully healed
00:46:05You can make your injury worse
00:46:06Yeah, it's a risk I'll take
00:46:07This is all that kept me alive when you
00:46:10I broke up with Donovan so he could succeed in the NFL
00:46:13I can't let him lose that dream now
00:46:18Put me to work
00:46:25Grab my feet
00:46:34This is torture
00:46:36How can I want my ex this much when I know I can't have him?
00:46:44I don't invent him
00:46:50How could you possibly know what I'm thinking?
00:46:59You want the truth?
00:47:02Yeah
00:47:02Okay, I want every dark, dirty thought you've ever had, Waterboy
00:47:08I was thinking
00:47:11That after three years in the NFL
00:47:16You'd have more muscle
00:47:21Am I not fit enough for you?
00:47:23I don't know
00:47:24You sure you're not having trouble tackling the other guys?
00:47:29Try me
00:47:40Okay, you don't have to stare
00:47:43I'm just surprised
00:47:46I thought you hated me
00:47:51What?
00:47:52Am I supposed to just pretend that I'm not attracted to you anymore?
00:47:59We both don't have the same effect on you
00:48:01I cannot go down this dangerous road with my closeted ex-boyfriend
00:48:06Especially not in a public setting
00:48:12We should get back to training
00:48:16Okay, I'm running cone drills
00:48:18You can time me over there
00:48:22Outing as usual when he doesn't get his way
00:48:50Okay, let me look at it
00:48:52It's fine
00:48:53No, it is clearly not
00:48:54Let me look at it
00:48:58Where is it, Herbie?
00:48:59What do you fucking think?
00:49:00My knee, dude
00:49:02Okay, what can I do to help?
00:49:06The team PT massages it for me
00:49:11I do it myself
00:49:12But my body locks up when I'm in this pain
00:49:18I broke Donovan's heart so he'd chase his NFL dreams
00:49:21But I never stopped wanting my first love
00:49:25Star quarterback
00:49:27If you don't want to kiss me, you need to tell me right now
00:49:32All of it
00:49:34All of it was a mistake
00:49:37Wow
00:49:39Okay
00:49:39Well, you know what?
00:49:41Thank you so much for stopping me from doing something I regret
00:49:46I'm going to go back to what actually matters to me
00:49:47You lost the right to care about me when you broke my heart, okay?
00:49:53Just go home, okay?
00:49:55I don't need you
00:50:02That kiss didn't feel like a mistake
00:50:04But maybe
00:50:06Maybe I never should have come back for Caden
00:50:23Caden
00:50:26Get up
00:50:34Dude, it's been hours
00:50:35What are you still doing here?
00:50:37There's no one here this late
00:50:39With your injury, I was
00:50:41I was worried
00:50:42I couldn't leave you
00:50:53Okay, well, it's past midnight
00:50:54Why don't you stop me so you can go home?
00:50:57I know how important this training is for you
00:51:01Okay, well, you wasted your time
00:51:05I hope you're not expecting a ride back to campus
00:51:08Don't worry, Donovan
00:51:10I don't expect anything from you anymore
00:51:31Get in
00:51:33I'm waiting for the bus
00:51:34I checked the schedule
00:51:36And the last bus came an hour ago
00:51:38Now I'll walk
00:51:40Caden, come on
00:51:41It's late
00:51:42You're exhausted
00:51:43And I'm offering you a ride home
00:51:44With the top quarterback in the country
00:51:46Well, I got plenty of sleep
00:51:47While I was waiting for you to finish training
00:51:49Caden, you have five seconds to get in the car
00:51:51Or I'll make you
00:51:54Five
00:51:55Four
00:51:56Three
00:51:56You know what, Donovan?
00:51:57This isn't high school anymore
00:51:58You can't just tell me what to do
00:52:00Caden, get in the car
00:52:01No
00:52:04Hey
00:52:05Hey
00:52:05Get up
00:52:06Stop
00:52:07What the hell, Donovan
00:52:09Put me down
00:52:10Put me down
00:52:11You could have just got it yourself
00:52:12Are you serious?
00:52:14Right now?
00:52:14Jesus Christ
00:52:15Thank you, Pauly
00:52:21I don't regret it
00:52:23The kiss
00:52:26Being with you
00:52:27I don't regret any of it
00:52:35Just get some rice skating
00:52:52Why are you moving so much?
00:52:54I'm gonna get cozy
00:53:08I came to Boston to destroy Caden
00:53:11For breaking my heart three years ago
00:53:14But no matter how hard I try
00:53:16I can't stop loving him
00:53:36Go away, Jones
00:53:38Saturday
00:53:41Go away
00:53:47I wander all
00:53:48Donovan!
00:53:49What are you doing?
00:53:51I was cleared to go to training camp
00:53:53And as my assistant
00:53:55You're coming with me
00:53:56I
00:53:57I can't miss class
00:53:59You said that if I guess lecture
00:54:02Then you automatically pass, right?
00:54:04Yeah, but I still
00:54:05But nothing
00:54:06This is an order, water boy
00:54:09You're coming
00:54:10No, I can pack that
00:54:12Please
00:54:14Ah!
00:54:25Damn it!
00:54:28Well, well, well
00:54:32I never thought you were actually a stalker
00:54:35Okay, it is not like that
00:54:36I
00:54:37I forgot I had them
00:54:38These were at the top of your underwear drawer
00:54:44I know exactly what you were doing with these
00:54:49Tell me I'm wrong
00:54:50I can't tell my ex who hates me
00:54:52That I look at those photos when I miss him
00:54:54Fine
00:54:55I use them to jerk off
00:55:01Why are you packing those?
00:55:03Because you're going to need them
00:55:04Tonight when you're
00:55:06Alone in your hotel room
00:55:08And I'm
00:55:10With someone else
00:55:13What?
00:55:15Move it!
00:55:18God damn
00:55:19She bad
00:55:22She bad too
00:55:23Man, this is lit
00:55:25I love this place
00:55:27We need to come here more often
00:55:28God damn
00:55:29Who knew training camp would have this many bad bitches?
00:55:33Don't you have a girlfriend?
00:55:35Um
00:55:38What?
00:55:39What are you doing, bro?
00:55:41Go tap that
00:55:42Dude, I'm dating Alicia, remember?
00:55:45No one on my team knows Alicia is just a PR girlfriend
00:55:49And that I'm gay
00:55:50And hung up on my ex-boyfriend
00:55:52I don't see your girlfriend here
00:55:54And plus, we need regular Poon to play at our best
00:55:57I mean, it's science
00:55:59Listen
00:56:00I'll do you a favor, roomie
00:56:02I'll let you have the room to yourself tonight
00:56:04And
00:56:04I won't tell your girlfriend
00:56:07Gee, thanks
00:56:08Hey, no problem
00:56:08I got it
00:56:09Great
00:56:09I shined your cleats
00:56:10And pumped your balls
00:56:12And I got my room key
00:56:13So
00:56:13Do you need anything else?
00:56:15Um
00:56:16Would you actually grab me a water?
00:56:18Then you're free to go
00:56:19Come on
00:56:32Thank you
00:56:34Thank you
00:56:35Enjoy those pictures of me tonight, water boy
00:56:38Hey, gay boy
00:56:40You offered to play with Donovan's balls and not mine?
00:56:45Leave my assistant the fuck alone
00:56:50Are you really defending this bag?
00:56:53Oh
00:56:57Did you really just hit me for that freaking twink?
00:57:01Why do you even care?
00:57:03I mean, Donovan, are you
00:57:06Are you gay?
00:57:08That's none of your business
00:57:09Hell yeah, it is
00:57:11We train together
00:57:12We travel together
00:57:13We shower together
00:57:14It's not safe
00:57:20Benny, oh my god
00:57:21What happened to your face?
00:57:23It's alright
00:57:23It's something
00:57:23This is my girlfriend, Maya
00:57:27Wait
00:57:28Donovan?
00:57:29Caden?
00:57:30Hey
00:57:31Wait, you know these guys, baby?
00:57:32Yeah, we went to high school together
00:57:33Crazy
00:57:35Then you can explain this
00:57:37Is America's favorite QB, Donovan Miller, gay?
00:57:49You two are so dead
00:57:52I can't wait to put you on blast
00:57:55Maya, this isn't what it looks like
00:57:56We were
00:57:58Yeah, we just got locked in and we fell
00:58:00Out of your clothes and onto each other's dicks
00:58:04Maya hated us in high school
00:58:06And now she has the power to out Donovan and ruin his future
00:58:11Why are you asking?
00:58:13Because I don't want to be on the same team as a homo freak
00:58:19Are you kidding me?
00:58:21No, Donovan dated me in high school
00:58:23He's definitely not gay
00:58:25Trust me, I would know
00:58:27And this whole, like, macho man against the gays act
00:58:29Isn't very ally of you
00:58:30So go clean up your face
00:58:31And update your programming to this decade
00:58:34Go
00:58:36Thank you
00:58:36Goodness
00:58:37Sorry, we're still working on him
00:58:41Um
00:58:42Wow, did you just save our asses?
00:58:45Oh, I'd rather save your ass
00:58:46Than catch you flashing it again
00:58:49I don't get it
00:58:52You hate us
00:58:54Oh, you know, that whole feud was so high school
00:58:57I've really grown a lot
00:58:58Since then
00:58:58I'm, like, woke now
00:59:00You'd be surprised
00:59:00Besides, I really love you two together
00:59:02Makes me happy
00:59:03Oh, uh, we're not together anymore
00:59:06Really?
00:59:07Oh
00:59:08Doesn't look like that to me
00:59:18I should go to bed
00:59:19Alone
00:59:21Big day tomorrow
00:59:23Okay
00:59:25Thank you
00:59:26Mm-hmm
00:59:28You go, Rainbow
00:59:29Yeah
00:59:30Bye, Queen
00:59:33Is this, like, a gay thing I don't get yet?
00:59:43Two beds?
00:59:45You're bunking me with someone else's assistant
00:59:59You know he's still in love with you, right?
01:00:02He broke up with me
01:00:04Okay
01:00:04I was ready to give up the NFL for him
01:00:08And he dumped me
01:00:09Oh, I know
01:00:10It's all everyone at Maple Hills could talk about back then
01:00:12Lovely
01:00:13Yeah
01:00:14Did you ever think it was weird, though?
01:00:16I mean, you offer to walk away from your dream for him
01:00:19And then suddenly Kaden wants to break up?
01:00:22Yeah, well
01:00:24He had another guy lined up
01:00:27You know
01:00:28Maybe your high school love didn't make it
01:00:30But
01:00:31There's definitely something new there
01:00:33And you'd be stupid not to go after it
01:00:37Go after what?
01:00:39Uh
01:00:42I'm gonna take you up on your offer, man
01:00:44Don't come back to the room tonight
01:00:46Hmm
01:00:47Alright
01:00:47Nice
01:01:00Hiya
01:01:03Donovan
01:01:04What are you doing in here?
01:01:06This
01:01:16No, we can't do this
01:01:17I'll tell you what I can't do
01:01:21I can't keep living a life that doesn't have you in it
01:01:24If anyone in the NFL finds out you're Kaden
01:01:26Kaden, that is not what's stopping us
01:01:29You are
01:01:31Because you won't stop lying to me
01:01:33Does he know his mom forced me to break up with him in high school?
01:01:36Hey
01:01:38Admit you want me
01:01:43But you need me
01:01:46The way that I have always needed you
01:02:04I can't believe we're stuck in a closet
01:02:07Water boy
01:02:12What is he doing?
01:02:14Shh, water boy
01:02:15You're gonna get us caught
01:02:16Fine
01:02:17I won't make a sound
01:02:21I think you can keep that promise
01:02:39What was that?
01:02:51What?
01:02:52If you're not back at the bar in 30 seconds
01:02:54I will literally strip for your teammates right here
01:02:57Shit, okay, I'm coming
01:03:04Perfect timing
01:03:12That was close
01:03:13That was too close
01:03:15How did he get into this room?
01:03:18I may have switched our room keys
01:03:21This is my room
01:03:23Why would you do that?
01:03:24You're asking to get caught
01:03:25Give me my room key back
01:03:27You want it?
01:03:28I said I need you
01:03:30Come get it
01:03:36You think that's gonna stop me?
01:03:39Oh
01:03:40Caden, I know it won't
01:03:51We're getting one more
01:03:55I'm getting out of here
01:03:56Before Peter comes back
01:04:00He's not getting back in again
01:04:04Please don't leave me again, Caden
01:04:07I need you, okay?
01:04:09I've always needed you
01:04:11Let me show you
01:04:18One less than is it today?
01:04:20What are you talking about?
01:04:22Today's the guest lecturer
01:04:24What?
01:04:25Shit, how do you not know this?
01:04:28The guest lecturer today is Donovan Miller
01:04:30I cannot be here for this
01:04:31Please cover for me
01:04:32Yeah, no shit, Sherlock
01:04:33Cover me
01:04:34Going somewhere?
01:04:36Why aren't you a training captain?
01:04:37Well, I got a pass for the day
01:04:39So I could come do this
01:04:41Now, take a seat
01:04:43I need to teach you a lesson
01:04:51Good morning, class
01:04:53I'm Donovan Miller
01:04:54And, uh, I play a game for a living
01:04:58And I make a shit ton of money doing it
01:05:01Hey! Donovan!
01:05:04So it's no surprise that I like to play games
01:05:08So why don't we play one today?
01:05:10How about a little football trivia, huh?
01:05:15I'm ready to ask me anything
01:05:16What's the record of touchdowns scored by a single player in a season?
01:05:2026
01:05:21Wrong!
01:05:22Russell
01:05:23You should know this
01:05:24What?
01:05:25The Twink won't know anything about football
01:05:3132
01:05:32Correct
01:05:34And what's my record in comparison?
01:05:36Well, that's a trick question
01:05:38Because you hold the record
01:05:39At 32
01:05:41Correct again
01:05:43Now
01:05:45Why the fuck did you leave my bed this morning without saying goodbye?
01:05:55That is not a trivia question
01:05:57Well, I'm the teacher, so answer the question
01:06:01If Donovan outs himself, he'll lose
01:06:03Everything
01:06:03And I'll get fired from my internship
01:06:06Which means failing out of college
01:06:09I'm your assistant
01:06:10I'm not your alarm clock
01:06:12But if you're not careful
01:06:13Everyone here is going to get the wrong idea
01:06:19Moving on
01:06:21Today, we're going to talk about longevity in athletic careers
01:06:28Now, who knows the most important thing for an athlete's career?
01:06:35Reputation
01:06:36Branding
01:06:37Reputation
01:06:38Branding
01:06:39I can't believe I'm stressing myself
01:06:41No, we're going to be fine
01:06:42We're a team
01:06:43We got this
01:06:43What is going on?
01:06:45Are you kidding?
01:06:47Really?
01:06:48Wow, you're pathetic
01:06:50I can't believe Donovan even picked you
01:06:51You're a terrible assistant
01:06:52Get out of my face
01:06:54What?
01:06:55Too busy staring at Donovan's ass to track what's happening in his career?
01:07:03There you are
01:07:04There you are
01:07:04What is going on?
01:07:05They're setting up for a press conference
01:07:06I was cleared to play again
01:07:09First game's this weekend
01:07:15That is amazing
01:07:17Why didn't you say anything?
01:07:19When would I have?
01:07:21When you were sneaking out of my bed
01:07:23Or
01:07:24When you were pretending you were never there in the first place
01:07:32Mr. Miller
01:07:34How did you get performance ready so quickly?
01:07:37Recovering from an injury like yours is not easy
01:07:39Yeah, it wasn't easy
01:07:40It was a lot of hard work and training
01:07:43I don't like to sit still
01:07:47Caden, can you bring me that water?
01:07:52This is Caden
01:07:54My assistant
01:07:56Caden
01:07:56Everybody
01:07:57Everybody
01:07:57Caden
01:08:01He's been a huge help to me through all this
01:08:03I mean I couldn't have done it without him
01:08:06Lovely
01:08:06Do you think you'll get a lot of playtime
01:08:08Or is the coach planning to play it safe with you?
01:08:10Um
01:08:12I fully intend to help the Bobcats win the championship this year
01:08:16No offense guys, but
01:08:17It's about darn time, am I right?
01:08:23Thank you Waterboy
01:08:33Missing the ball because you're on clean up Cinderella?
01:08:36Wouldn't you be in there since it's all for you Prince Charming?
01:08:40When do you stop being an asshole with me all the time?
01:08:44Me?
01:08:46You're the one who came barreling back into my life after three years
01:08:50Forcing me to be your assistant as an excuse to torture me
01:08:59No offense
01:08:59Did you ever stop to ask yourself why I did all that?
01:09:01Because you hate me for breaking up with you
01:09:05Are you really that clueless?
01:09:09How do you not see that I am broken without you?
01:09:16I keep trying to just give you my heart and
01:09:20I keep throwing it down and stomping on it
01:09:22Because I didn't want to ruin your life
01:09:25You have everything, you have your dream career, you have fame, you have fortune
01:09:29I gave up my dream of being with you so you could have everything you ever wanted
01:09:35What is it?
01:09:38Not everything
01:09:42Not you
01:09:46I love you Kaden
01:09:50I never stopped loving you and
01:09:52I think you feel the same way
01:09:59Delete that photo
01:10:01You don't understand it's no-
01:10:02Oh I understand
01:10:03You turned Donovan gay, now everyone's gonna know the truth
01:10:06You can't turn somebody gay, you ignorant bigot
01:10:09Who the actual fuck cares, Donovan?
01:10:12You're gay, that's all that matters
01:10:14And no team's gonna want you after this
01:10:16You're really gonna do this right before the championship game?
01:10:19Don't you wanna win?
01:10:20Oh, I know we'll win
01:10:22We'll win because of me
01:10:23Not because of some fairy and shoulder pads
01:10:27Please
01:10:27It's too late
01:10:28Just let him go
01:10:32I broke up with Donovan three years ago to prevent exactly this from happening
01:10:37But I ruined it anyway
01:10:40I'm sorry
01:10:42I'm sorry
01:10:44I'm sorry
01:10:58I knew you were going to ruin my son's life
01:11:03Just couldn't help yourself could you?
01:11:04You don't understand I-
01:11:06You are going to clean up your mess
01:11:07Fix your mistake
01:11:08And do everything that I say
01:11:10Otherwise
01:11:11I will get you fired
01:11:13Kicked out of college
01:11:14And homeless on the street
01:11:15Please Evelyn you can't do that to me
01:11:18I spoke to Dick
01:11:19And to the D
01:11:21Kaden you are the only one
01:11:24That can save Donovan
01:11:26Or destroy him
01:11:35And insiders say the Bobcats are holding an emergency meeting to cancel Miller's contract
01:11:40This is such bullshit
01:11:41Breaking news
01:11:43The mystery man in the Miller photo has come forward to make a statement
01:11:46A photo is not what people think
01:11:49The truth is that I have been stalking Donovan since high school
01:11:53That day I forced a kiss on him and he pushed me off immediately
01:11:58Donovan is straight and there is nothing between us
01:12:02What the fuck, Kaden?
01:12:05Son
01:12:06I just got the word
01:12:07The Bobcats are going to let you play in the championship
01:12:10Who cares about a stupid game?
01:12:12The whole world thinks Kaden's a predator
01:12:14So what?
01:12:15You have so much more to lose than he does
01:12:17Of course he should do this for you
01:12:19But mom, I pursued him
01:12:21And now he's out there telling the whole world
01:12:23Ruining his life
01:12:25To fix my mistakes
01:12:27He is not ruining his life
01:12:29I told him three years ago that this was going to happen
01:12:32That he would be your downfall
01:12:34Now he listened to me then
01:12:36It's his own fault that he fell back into your bed
01:12:40What the fuck did you just say?
01:12:43Honey
01:12:44You told Kaden to break up with her?
01:12:50Yeah of course I did
01:12:52I was protecting your future
01:12:56Well losing Kaden like that almost killed me
01:13:00So if you don't support us
01:13:02If you don't support me and who I am
01:13:06You can get the fuck out
01:13:09I do support you son
01:13:11But you see how the NFL treats gay football players
01:13:16So please
01:13:18Don't throw away your future
01:13:20Don't throw away our future
01:13:21For some selfish boy
01:13:25There is no our mom
01:13:28You took the thing that I love the most
01:13:30So that you could have what you wanted
01:13:35That's not true
01:13:38You're dead to me
01:13:40Kaden is my family
01:13:41He's my future
01:13:44And I'm gonna go get him back
01:13:52Just take it from me
01:13:53Give it a week
01:13:54And the whole world will move on to some other scandal
01:13:56I mean you won't be front page news forever
01:13:58I'd still get up babe
01:13:59You know she's right
01:14:00I am always right
01:14:01Of course you are
01:14:02I know
01:14:03Just take it as an opportunity to lay low for a while
01:14:06You can actually use
01:14:10He's called 32 times, you should probably pick up the phone
01:14:12We need a clean break
01:14:14Trust me, it's better this way
01:14:16Okay, the Donovan I know will not let you go that easy
01:14:20Kaden, open this door or I'll break it down
01:14:26Kaden, let me in please
01:14:28Why would the world just let two gay guys be happy together?
01:14:34Hi
01:14:37Okay, we'll give you guys some space
01:14:44I can't be here if anyone sees you
01:14:45My mom told me the real reason you broke up with me
01:14:49She did?
01:14:51She put the whole weight of my happiness on your shoulders
01:14:55And you listened to her like a fucking idiot
01:14:58I just want you to be happy
01:15:00How many ways do I have to say this?
01:15:02My only shot at happiness is with you
01:15:12What if the NFL rejects you?
01:15:14Then fuck them!
01:15:16Okay, I have spent too much of my life pretending to be someone else
01:15:19Just to fit into this box that they think a football player is supposed to fit in
01:15:24And I'm not doing it anymore
01:15:29And what are you doing?
01:15:31I'm showing you how much I want you
01:15:34How much I love you
01:15:48Is this something you like?
01:15:51Is this something I love?
01:15:55Is this something I love?
01:15:59And then just how you like it
01:16:04Now let's do the best part about making up
01:16:07It makes up sex
01:16:19Hey! Look!
01:16:21Don't try and get hard out there where you're tackling the other team, alright?
01:16:24Maybe a dick up your ass would feel really good, huh?
01:16:26Scared you'd like it?
01:16:28No!
01:16:29It's us!
01:16:30Throw the fuck up
01:16:36Hey!
01:16:37Give me these glasses
01:16:40You're expensive!
01:16:41I know!
01:16:43Okay, relax Elton John, no one's going to recognize you
01:16:47Look, I can't take any chances
01:16:50I'm gonna ruin this game for Donovan
01:16:52Oh, so you and Donovan are back together?
01:16:56I guess so
01:16:58He said he's never gonna let me go again
01:17:02Shut the fuck up, that's so dreamy!
01:17:05You said yes, right?
01:17:08Uh...
01:17:09Right?
01:17:13Okay, what's the problem?
01:17:18I'm obviously in love with him and I'm so happy we're back together but
01:17:24I don't want to be his dirty secret for the rest of his football career
01:17:29So he wants to hide you?
01:17:30No, it's...
01:17:31I mean, what choice does he have?
01:17:34If he doesn't, he loses all of this
01:17:36What matter what you're doing?
01:17:38Just run!
01:17:43When we were in high school
01:17:45I made him pick between me and staying in the closet and...
01:17:49He chose me
01:17:51But then the NFL came knocking and I made the choice for him
01:17:58Now it's time for me to make the sacrifice so he can be happy
01:18:10Oh my god, if Jonathan makes it
01:18:12Then Boston wins, right?
01:18:13He's running!
01:18:28I just won another championship game but the only person I want to celebrate with isn't allowed by my side
01:18:34Donovan!
01:18:35Donovan!
01:18:36Donovan!
01:18:37Donovan!
01:18:37Donovan!
01:18:38Donovan!
01:18:45Donovan Miller
01:18:47This is your fourth championship win and your first with the Boston Bobcats
01:18:52What are you thinking right now?
01:18:55I'm thinking...
01:18:57None of this matters if I don't have the person I love to share it with
01:19:01My boyfriend, Kaden
01:19:04Boyfriend? What that means?
01:19:06Yeah, I'm gay!
01:19:07And I don't care who knows if Kaden is way more important
01:19:11Kaden, baby!
01:19:12Come on down here, please!
01:19:17Oh my god, go celebrate with your man!
01:19:20Go!
01:19:23I'm running here first
01:19:25Yeah!
01:19:30Do you have any idea what you just did?
01:19:32Yes
01:19:35Finally
01:19:36Winning means something
01:19:41Oh my god!
01:19:54Wow
01:19:56Back where it all began
01:19:59You ready?
01:20:01Ready to be back at our old school
01:20:04We're ready to announce that we're opening a sports management agency
01:20:07Just for LGBTQ athletes
01:20:11Well, you know
01:20:13Now that I'm out and the NFL accepted me
01:20:16I've paved the way for other people to come out
01:20:18But, uh...
01:20:20God, it's not gonna be easy
01:20:22It won't be
01:20:24Don't help us
01:20:27Mr. Miller
01:20:29Next year I'm gonna be captain of the hockey team
01:20:31And the tennis team
01:20:32But, um...
01:20:34Can I talk to you about something?
01:20:37Yeah man, you need some advice?
01:20:39No, I just...
01:20:44How did you know that you were okay?
01:20:45Maybe...
01:20:47And...
01:20:47That you could come out?
01:20:52Sorry man, I can't answer that for ya
01:20:54I mean, it's...
01:20:56Not easy
01:20:57And...
01:20:58Sure as hell not here
01:20:59But, uh...
01:21:04You know, when you find the right person
01:21:07You just know it's worth it
01:21:13Thanks
01:21:14Thanks
01:21:14Of course man
01:21:32What are you doing in there?
01:21:34I have a surprise for you
01:21:35Mmhmm
01:21:41Oh...
01:21:43My God!
01:21:45Oh, I... I like this surprise
01:21:47Yeah, I thought you might...
01:21:53You are wearing that even better than I did
01:21:56That's not hard
01:21:57Hey!
01:21:59I love you so much
01:22:00Baby, I just racked my head
01:22:04I should focus on myself
01:22:07Instead
01:22:08And I'm saying that I'm over it
01:22:12Over you
01:22:14Oh-oh
01:22:15And I can't get enough
01:22:17And you follow me down
01:22:18Follow me down, follow me down
01:22:20When I'm crashing out
01:22:21I'm a lovin'less sound
01:22:23Lovin'less sound, lovin'less sound
01:22:25And the mess I found
01:22:26I got questions now
01:22:27Got my questions now
01:22:28Can you help me out?
01:22:30Yeah, you've been making me crazy
01:22:32But we should just get this shit easy
01:22:34Follow me down, follow me down
01:22:36Follow me down, follow me down
01:22:37Till I hit the ground
01:22:38And I'm buying you rounds
01:22:39Buying you rounds, buying these rounds
01:22:41Till the light goes out
01:22:42Hoping like it's loud
01:22:43Hoping like it's loud
01:22:45So we can talk it out
01:22:47Need you to say that you need me
01:22:49Bitch, just don't say that you hate me
01:22:51Feeling the pressure
01:22:52Need you to get on my head, yeah
01:22:54Know you'd be worth it
01:22:56I sit and wait till I earn it
01:22:59Feeling the pressure
01:23:00Need you to get on my head, yeah
01:23:03Know you'd be worth it
01:23:04Tell me I'm worth it
01:23:08Maybe I'll just rack my head
01:23:11I should focus on myself instead
01:23:14But I'm saying that I'm over it
01:23:19Over you
01:23:21Oh-oh
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