00:00the purple heart you guys got it in we did yes we got you got it in that's barely barely
00:06i heard
00:06the horn went off horn went off and i made them finish out the hole yeah the horn goes off
00:10and
00:10drab t-shirt and i are looking at each other like shouldn't we go in and valdez is like
00:14we're already we've already started the hole we're finishing this out okay that's fine that works
00:21that's two more two more shots yeah i mean we were halfway halfway through the hole like i would
00:25have let you guys finish and i would have sat in the car there was thunder rumbling off in the
00:29distance like it didn't seem like the threat was imminent so and the the rain picked up a little
00:35bit yeah uh while we were finishing out uh but it was good but mike mar made it mike mar
00:40made it
00:41drab t-shirt made it one hole in he got dropped off i think we started on the yeah i
00:45was worried
00:46hole and drab was waiting for us at the 60 box i was worried drab was going to be like
00:51miss miss
00:52half of it because of work stuff yeah but he made it all right good yeah good what was our
00:59final score
00:59we finished five under i believe i believe the winners were 15 yeah we were never in contention
01:06those things are impossible i have to give a uh just a shout out to matt valdez just so much
01:12heavy
01:12lifting for our squad i mean atlas didn't do this much heavy lifting we had we had to play out
01:19of two
01:19bunkers two greenside bunkers yeah that's that's how that's how it's hard hard it was and i didn't
01:25play that great yeah i didn't have my a plus you can't can't hit it you're not gonna hit a
01:30great
01:30shot every time i know no yeah i mean i think we were forced to use one of my drives
01:34when both
01:35drab and valdez hit theirs like might have been in the water or just yeah just lost them right
01:42you like that's the whole point of the scramble is that if you're in play you can kind of wing
01:49it a
01:50little bit yeah yeah yeah try to go all or nothing cakes is still the worst putter in the world
01:56i don't
01:57know how i don't know how he gets worse and worse he needs he needs like to go to golf
02:03them and get
02:03like a putter fitting he needs maybe i don't know i've never seen anyone stub as many putts he needs
02:09a
02:09new technique if you tell him if you tell him to aim left for whatever reason he hits it two
02:15feet
02:15right i didn't even come close to making one putt not even close not even the three footers not even
02:22the colt not even makes me feel good about my but to be fair you haven't played probably since last
02:27year's purple yeah but but like drab drab doesn't play golf off maybe once a year maybe twice a year
02:33he's not a very good putter either but he might be slightly better than me i mean he's not but
02:38i made a
02:3830 footer he did he did he did train along with that's true i mean cakes makes drab look like
02:43tiger
02:44woods i know i know but cakes is so bad that that drab looks like a a competent like 10
02:51handicap
02:52yeah but yeah for some reason horrible putter that cakes his brain doesn't comprehend i don't mean
02:58this in a mean way but like he doesn't know how to fix himself in golf like in pickleball or
03:03tennis
03:03i'm sure he knows oh i i need to do this maybe you know in golf it doesn't compute he
03:08just does the
03:08same thing over and over and over how many heaters uh two heaters that's not bad right and after the
03:15first i was like i know the second one's going to be a just a bad idea but i mean
03:21you have the the
03:21king of vibes mike maher out there wanting to smoke like an entire pack so he needs a partner in
03:27crime
03:27so i was like okay i'll have a second but i could i couldn't have a third i'm sure i'm
03:31going to feel it
03:32for the rest of the week why how do you what is the after effects when you have i'm just
03:36gonna i
03:36mean if you don't if you don't smoke right often and then you what's the after effect your mouth
03:41tastes hurting it's not even that it's more like just in your lungs you just you just feel there's
03:46like a little really you just feel like a little bit of even with just two cigs yeah i mean
03:51if you're
03:51if you're not a smoker and then you just have two cigs during a golf round and you're old yeah
03:57it's
03:57gonna affect you oh i didn't know that does it get you fired up to be back
04:02when you first have that first puff it must feel yeah i thought you meant back playing golf i was
04:07like no i know the golf isn't um no to be like a like a casual smoker or like a
04:13half a pack a week
04:14no no it's it's it's very psychological it's very sight dependent like i'm out on a golf course
04:20and we're so dewey beach and the international golf club i told i told drive t-shirt the two best
04:26cigarettes you're ever going to smoke are on the golf course or at an outdoor bar while you're
04:32enjoying a cold beer those are your two premium uh cigarette occasions if you're a casual smoker so
04:39after the second one you didn't even think about a third oh i was so i were done i shouldn't
04:43have
04:43had the second but i i did i sucked it up so to speak but i i will say this
04:48i did smoke them down to
04:49the filter i mean i got my money's worth out of those two marlboro lights like way down to the
04:56filter there was no ash left to suck off that cigarette i know you guys are just love golf i
05:02don't know how you do it it's it's mentally exhausting it's not it's not even like the
05:07challenging it's just you're out there all day i mean it's five hours i don't know how you guys do
05:12it five hours that time and time and time again it's not yeah usually the scrambles are longer
05:17the scrambles are a nightmare it's a lot of it's a lot of waiting and scrambles if i go play
05:22tennis
05:23i play tennis for an hour hour and a half pickleball same thing hour hour and a half but it
05:27you know if
05:28you keep it moving it's a little different but if you're waiting on every shot it becomes a nightmare
05:32moving three and a half hours maybe but that's still a huge commitment but drab smoked this one
05:38drive on a hole probably hit it 300 yards but he just like that the high of that compared to
05:46the
05:46lows of just messing up the next shot i don't know if drab's brain is built for that it's actually
05:51not
05:52even it's just after 13 holes i just can't do it anymore yeah like i mean you're not into it
05:58you
05:58can tell drive i am it's just so long he had like a switch that was flipped he's just like
06:02yes i'm done
06:03at some point during these purple heart scrambles you there you can tell when when drab has officially
06:10checked out yeah i actually don't think that that's unusual in scrambles i don't think it's unusual
06:16what do you guys and again i'm not trying to be what do you like is it a challenge the
06:21same course
06:22over and over and over and over because you hit your ball different spots it's just it's just a
06:27it's just a challenge it's not like a video game where you just hit the same button over and over
06:31yeah it's just a challenge trying to be consistent i will say drab drab ricked me a little bit and
06:36i
06:36feel silly when you make birdies and and i i don't know who's if it's if he's the blame or
06:43what but
06:44i gave drab this this amazing putter i got it as a gift for playing in um a pro-am
06:51hey why don't you
06:51give me an amazing putter maybe he's the one who needs it come on oh this i guess this is
06:56before i
06:56realized how awful you were yeah understood and so i gave i gave him this a beautiful putter
07:02it's probably a 500 odyssey putter and after the first hole drab comes walking on the green and
07:08going hey i think something's wrong with my putter the thing was bent like an l and i don't know
07:13how
07:13he did it he's not taking care of his clubs i gifted him this this this beautiful putter because
07:19i want him to start getting in the golf all around the house and it's it's snapped in half practically
07:24what'd you do i don't know what i don't know what happened the putter was definitely bent all over
07:29the place i didn't have my eyes on my clubs for about 10 months so i'm taking i'm not taking
07:34full
07:34responsibility oh somebody could have trampled on them when they're in the garage yeah yeah yeah i
07:39don't know somebody else could have used them i don't know yeah recently got them back not in the
07:45same shape i left them yeah trouble yeah yeah it's not great when that happens that's what i'm putting
07:50it on do you think they could have been uh purposefully vandalized that no because it was
07:56just that one club it was just one okay well until next year yeah till next year that'll be the
08:02cakes
08:02won't play until next year the the big takeaway is raised a lot of money for combat wounded veterans
08:09like those those people deserve all the money that that comes their way so we're happy to go out
08:15and help support that amazing cause there are guys get good swag parachuting down out of an airplane
08:22landing on the like the 18th green that's the live before everything started yeah you got a silly
08:27bluetooth speaker yeah oh nice you guys always get good swag they do that's what i'm basically
08:34admit i'll play a couple of those a year only ones that get good good stuff so thanks again i
08:38gotta get
08:39good stuff and that was at icc right yes international country great spot that is a good spot yep that
08:43was
08:43great bar yep so big day here on the junks big day for wizards fans it is nba draft day
08:50we will be at
08:51the anthem later for the wizards first draft pick when we come back big news in the nba yannis got
08:58traded last night trey young signed a fat extension with the wizards we'll get into that and more next
09:04here on the fan
09:05you
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