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00:01From Hollywood, it's the Newlywed Game!
00:05And here are today's Newlyweds!
00:08Couple number one married 11 months, Tracy and Jeff Long.
00:12Couple number two married 12 months, Myra and Jewel Smith.
00:16Couple number three married 6 months, Lisa and Sylvester Mora.
00:20And couple number four married just 2 1⁄2 months, Mika and Bill Buffington.
00:26And now, here's the star of the Newlywed Game, Bob Yubase!
00:34Alright, hello everybody, welcome to the Newlywed Game, and a special hello to our Newlywed couples over there.
00:40And ladies, it's time for you to head off to our soundproof room.
00:44Alright guys, while the ladies are leaving, I want to remind you that I'll be asking you some five-point
00:48questions.
00:49You'll be answering these questions as you predict your wife will answer the same question when she returns.
00:53Now, if her answer matches your prediction, you then get five points.
00:56And it's the couple with the most points at the end of the show that will win a fabulous second
01:00honeymoon.
01:01So, the ladies are gone, and gentlemen, here's your first five-point question.
01:05Tell me guys, what's the one thing your wife will say that she is most likely to lie about?
01:10Would it be her age, her weight, or her bra size?
01:15William, what do you think she'd lie about most?
01:18Age.
01:19Her age. How old is she?
01:2025.
01:21Oh, okay, thank you.
01:22Sylvester?
01:23I would have to say her weight.
01:25Her weight. How much do you think she weighs?
01:28No impact, no idea.
01:30You don't have any idea?
01:31I don't even want to go there.
01:33Oh, I see. Okay.
01:35Jewel, would it be her age, her weight, or her bra size?
01:39Her age.
01:39You can lie about her age.
01:40Yeah.
01:41You know how old she is?
01:42Yeah.
01:43Okay.
01:44Hey, Jeff.
01:45I think probably her weight.
01:47Her weight?
01:47Yes.
01:47All right.
01:48Next question, gentlemen.
01:49Out of all the people the two of you know, who will your wife say you think would be the
01:54most successful getting dates at a nude beach?
01:58Give me a first name only, please.
02:00Okay.
02:01Out of all the people, Sylvester, that you guys know, who do you think she will say would be most
02:05successful getting a date at a nude beach?
02:07We would have to say Kim.
02:09Kim?
02:09Yes.
02:10Who's Kim?
02:11She's a friend of mine's wife.
02:13Oh.
02:14What's so cool about her?
02:19I wouldn't know, Bob.
02:20Oh, I see, yeah.
02:21I'm just saying.
02:22I'm just listening to what other people say.
02:23You don't know how much she weighs.
02:24You don't know who Kim is.
02:25Okay.
02:26Jewel.
02:27Michael.
02:28Michael would be most successful at a nude beach.
02:30Yeah.
02:30Yeah, I think so.
02:31Yeah.
02:32He's a buddy of mine, and he's always trying to, you know, like when he's seeing another girl, he's just
02:38going, you know.
02:40Jeff.
02:42Probably her friend Jojo.
02:44Jojo.
02:45Yeah.
02:45Look at him smile, will you?
02:48She's a high school friend of hers back in Chicago, and they were on the cheerleaders together, and I met
02:54her once, and she looked like she's too okay on a nude beach.
03:00Good luck, guy.
03:02Yeah.
03:03William, who would it be?
03:04I'd say her friend, Christy.
03:07This is her friend.
03:08When she comes around, you know, a lot of my buddies and my friends, when they were at the wedding,
03:13they all were inquiring.
03:14They wanted to know who she was, so I'd say Christy.
03:17Of course, you don't look at her, do you?
03:18No, not me.
03:18Oh, attaboy.
03:19Good.
03:19My friend.
03:19Yeah, yeah.
03:20Next question.
03:21Gentlemen, how will your wife say you would complete this sentence?
03:24This is you talking.
03:25The last time my wife served me her special homemade blank, I didn't know whether to have it with wine
03:30or have it with Malok.
03:32Last time, Jules, she served you her special homemade blank.
03:35You didn't know whether to have it with wine or Malok.
03:37What would it be?
03:38Her homemade tacos.
03:42Tacos?
03:42Yeah.
03:43Okay, good.
03:44Fine.
03:45Jeff?
03:48Her homemade frozen chicken pot pies.
03:50Homemade frozen chicken pot pies.
03:54Last time she made them, they were still frozen when I got them.
03:57She makes them and she freezes them, I see.
03:59William, what would it be?
04:00I'd say her homemade, this is dangerous, her homemade stir fry.
04:04Homemade stir fry.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Wine or Malok, huh?
04:07Yeah.
04:08All right, Sylvester?
04:09My wife is such a great cook, I don't know what to say, but I'll say the last dish she
04:13made, she made some barbecue ribs and they were outstanding.
04:15Homemade barbecue ribs.
04:16You didn't know whether to have it with wine or Malok.
04:18That's your answer?
04:19All right, gentlemen, thank you very much.
04:20We'll be right back to reunite our newlyweds.
04:22We'll see how well our husbands have predicted what their wives will say right after these messages.
04:36And welcome back to the Newlywed Game.
04:38Now, gentlemen, we've recorded your predictions on cards.
04:40You've got them flat on your laps.
04:42Each time that your prediction matches your wife's answer, you get five points.
04:45And it's the one couple with the most points at the end of the show that's going to win that
04:48wonderful second honeymoon.
04:49So, ladies, we're glad you're back.
04:51And here's our first question for five points.
04:53Tell me, ladies, what is the one thing you're most likely to lie about?
04:57Would that be your bra size, your weight, or your age?
05:01Tracy, what would you be most likely to lie about?
05:04Bra size, weight, or age?
05:06Oh, most definitely, Bob.
05:09My weight.
05:09Your weight.
05:10All right.
05:11Jeff said most definitely you would lie about your weight.
05:14You're right.
05:14All right.
05:16All right.
05:18How much do you weigh?
05:21Nationwide TV, I have to be honest.
05:24You want to whisper it to me?
05:25Yes.
05:28Let's be honest here, right?
05:29Oh, let's go.
05:30It's 125.
05:31Okay.
05:31We'll go with 125.
05:33Is she lying, Jeff?
05:34I don't know nothing.
05:35Oh.
05:36I don't know nothing.
05:37Myra, what are you most likely to lie about?
05:39Your bra size, your weight, or your age?
05:41That would definitely be my age.
05:43Your age.
05:43Yes.
05:44All right.
05:44He said it would definitely be your age.
05:47Yes.
05:51Lisa.
05:52I'm going to have to say my weight, Bob.
05:54Your weight.
05:54All right.
05:55He said you're more likely to lie about your, it's your weight.
05:58Yes, that's correct.
06:03Everybody's doing fine with this one.
06:04Mika, what do you think?
06:07Knowing him, it would have to be bra size, because that's what he always calls attention
06:11to.
06:12Oh, he, oh, yeah, yeah.
06:14Is he not happy with your bra size?
06:16Yes, he is.
06:17Oh, I see.
06:17He said you're most likely to lie about your, uh, your age.
06:21Oh.
06:22No problem with the bra size.
06:24All right.
06:24Here's our next question, ladies.
06:25Out of, think about this one now.
06:26Out of all of the people the two of you know, who does your husband think would be the most
06:31successful getting dates at a nude beach?
06:35And give me a first name only, please.
06:37Myra, out of all the people the two of you know, who did he say would be the most successful
06:40getting dates on a nude beach?
06:43First name only, please.
06:45Michael.
06:46Michael.
06:46He predicted you would say it would be Michael.
06:49Yeah.
06:55You want to tell me what's so special about Michael?
06:57We actually had a conversation about Michael just this morning.
07:00And what did we say about him?
07:02Michael is different.
07:04He's very, very different.
07:06He's out there.
07:08Outgoing.
07:09He loves women.
07:09Oh, yeah.
07:10He'd have fun at a nude beach then, wouldn't he?
07:12He loves women.
07:12Yeah.
07:14I'm probably getting in trouble for this one.
07:16I'm going to have to say my friend Tony.
07:18Tony.
07:18You know what he said?
07:19He said about all the people you know, it's, uh, no, it's Kim.
07:22Oh, it's Kim.
07:23Remember when y'all went to Ocean City, Maryland?
07:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:26They went to Ocean City, Maryland, and her friends wouldn't take Kim because Kim is all that
07:32kind of like Michael.
07:34She's out there.
07:35Is that it?
07:36All right.
07:36Mika?
07:38I would have to say my friend Christy because all his friends are crazy about Christy.
07:43So you think it's your friend Christy.
07:45All right.
07:45Yeah.
07:45I would have to say it was, uh, ba-ba-ba-boom, Christy.
07:48All right.
07:51All right.
07:54Is she really that special?
07:56My friends think so.
07:58No, no, I'm asking her.
07:59His friends think so.
08:00I see.
08:01But does your husband look at Christy at all, do you think?
08:04He better not.
08:06Somehow I think he does, but I don't know.
08:08No.
08:08Tracy?
08:09I have to say my dear friend back in Chicago, Jojo, who he thinks is the sweetest and most
08:16attractive.
08:17You mean the one you went to high school with?
08:19Yes!
08:20You mean the one that is, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?
08:22Wow!
08:22Yes!
08:23Jojo!
08:24Is that the one?
08:25That would be her?
08:26Woo!
08:26He said of all the friends, it would be Jojo.
08:28Yeah.
08:30Oh, yes!
08:31Thank you, thank you.
08:33Oh, yes.
08:35He was very impressed with Jojo.
08:38I know.
08:38He talked about it.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42Next question, the last of our questions here.
08:43Ladies, how did your husband complete this sentence?
08:46This is him talking.
08:46He said, the last time my wife served me her special homemade blank, I didn't know whether
08:51to have it with wine or have it with Maalox.
08:54Last time you served him that special homemade what, Lisa?
08:56Fajitas.
08:57Fajitas.
08:58All right.
08:58Sylvester said, the last time you served him that homemade barbecue ribs.
09:01He didn't know.
09:02Oh, my ribs were good.
09:05That was the last time you cooked for me, though.
09:07You were cooking so great.
09:09How long ago was that, Sylvester?
09:12Saturday.
09:14Saturday.
09:16That's a...
09:17The kid hasn't eaten since Saturday?
09:20It's between me and the dog.
09:21It's survival for the dog bowl.
09:25All right.
09:26Mika.
09:26I would have to say chicken teriyaki with vegetables.
09:30Chicken teriyaki.
09:30All right.
09:31He said the last time you served him that homemade stir-fry.
09:34Yeah.
09:34That's it.
09:35Oh, that's it?
09:36Let me see if the judge says that's it.
09:37Judge, you say that's it.
09:38All right.
09:39Judge, that's it.
09:42Tracy.
09:45Home cooked?
09:46Last time you...
09:47Wait.
09:48Meal at home?
09:49Can we go with...
09:50A special homemade blank.
09:52Oh, I'm going to have to go with this.
09:53I attempted...
09:54Well, chicken pot pie.
09:55Chicken pot pie.
09:56Was it home cooked?
09:57Well, let's say it was the best I could do.
10:00I see.
10:00Come up with.
10:02He predicted it would be that...
10:04Yeah, that frozen chicken pot pie.
10:06Yeah.
10:08Oh, my God.
10:12She didn't even cook it.
10:13I mean, she microwaved it, but half the time...
10:15Does she cook much at home?
10:17She doesn't...
10:17I cook.
10:18She doesn't cook hardly at all.
10:19I'm trying to teach her, but she's a slow study.
10:28It'll be frozen tonight, too, pal.
10:30Right.
10:32And I'm not talking about food, either.
10:35Myra, last time you served me your famous homemade what?
10:39I have to say this is really hard because I cook very well, so Jill couldn't have come up with
10:44any answer.
10:45Oh, he had an answer like this like that.
10:46He could not have come up with any answer.
10:48He had five answers.
10:48I had to pin him down to one.
10:50I don't believe that.
10:51I can't think of one answer.
10:53What would it be?
10:53I'm going to say stir-fry.
10:54Stir-fry.
10:55He said, no, when you served him those tacos...
10:59I never cooked tacos.
11:03Oops.
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11:55And welcome back to the Newlywed Game.
11:57Now, ladies, your husbands have been secluded offstage.
11:59Your turn to predict what they will say.
12:00And remember, each of these questions will now be worth 10 points.
12:03So here's our first one.
12:04Ladies, which one of the following questions will your husband say you think best describes his behavior in the whoopee
12:11department last week?
12:13We're describing his behavior.
12:14Would it be, are you awake?
12:17Are you in a hurry?
12:19Or, are you kidding?
12:21Describing, Lisa, his behavior in the whoopee department last week.
12:24Are you awake?
12:25Are you in a hurry?
12:26Are you kidding?
12:28I'm going to have to say, are you awake, Bob, because...
12:31Are you saying, am I awake?
12:32Yeah, I'm awake.
12:34What my husband would say is, are you awake?
12:36Are you awake?
12:37Are you awake.
12:37You have a little trouble keeping him awake, did you?
12:39He works a lot, and when he gets home...
12:42Boink.
12:43Boink.
12:44Yeah.
12:44Myra?
12:45Okay, I would have to say, are you in a hurry?
12:48Are you in a hurry?
12:48Yes, because, well, I'm a pretty busy person, and he tries to get in as much as he can.
12:58When he can.
12:58Not with a 10-foot pole.
13:01Stacy?
13:02Definitely, are you awake?
13:04Are you awake?
13:04All right, great.
13:05Mika, describing his behavior.
13:08I would say that he, to describe him would be, are you awake?
13:13Because he would definitely always ask, are you awake?
13:16Not ask, but...
13:17But we're talking about his behavior now.
13:19So it would be, are you...
13:21Are you awake?
13:23Awake.
13:24All right.
13:25Next question, ladies.
13:26How will your husband say you would complete this sentence?
13:28This is you talking.
13:29With a little makeup, a new hairdo, and the right clothes, my husband could do a great female impersonation of
13:36who?
13:37I mean, if we had a little makeup for him, and a new hairdo, and the right clothes, Trace, he
13:41could do a great female impersonation of who?
13:46My first thought is Madonna.
13:48That's fine with me, Madonna.
13:50I like to dance around the house.
13:51I think it's the beard that will do it, yeah.
13:53Mika?
13:54Oh, yeah.
13:54I would say Whitney Houston.
13:57You think so?
13:59Yes, he can sing really well.
14:01Yeah, it's going to take a lot of makeup to do, I don't know.
14:05Lisa?
14:06I'm going to have to say Tony Braxton, because he thinks he can sing like her.
14:09Tony Braxton.
14:10All right.
14:11And Myra?
14:12Give me Whitney Houston.
14:14Whitney Houston.
14:15All right.
14:15Here's a 25-point bonus question.
14:16Ladies, in feet, in feet now, how far will your husband say he sits from the television that he watches?
14:21He watches the most, and your answers must match exactly.
14:24How far does he sit from that TV, Mika?
14:26In feet?
14:27Six feet.
14:28Six feet.
14:28Lisa?
14:29I'll say six feet, Bob.
14:30Six feet, Bob.
14:31Myra?
14:31Four feet.
14:32Four feet.
14:32Yeah.
14:33And Tracy?
14:34Eight.
14:35Eight what?
14:36Feet.
14:36Thank you very much.
14:37Ladies, thank you.
14:38We'll be back with our husbands to compare answers on the newlywed game right after the new
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14:58If you were a superhero, what would be your superhuman power?
15:01It would definitely be x-ray vision, so I could see what you have on underneath your
15:04club.
15:30And welcome back to the newlywed game.
15:33Everybody's got some points, so everybody's having a good time.
15:35Gentlemen, these are our ten-point questions, and we're going to see how well your wives
15:38have predicted what you will say.
15:39Here's our first question.
15:40Tell me, guys, which of the following questions did your wife say best describes your behavior
15:45in the whoopee department last week?
15:48Are you in a hurry?
15:50Are you awake?
15:51Or are you kidding?
15:54Jewel, describing your behavior in the whoopee department last week.
15:57You in a hurry?
15:58You awake?
15:58Are you kidding?
15:59Okay, let's see.
16:01I would have to say, it's kind of hard because I don't think they applaud, but let's say.
16:06Hurry, please.
16:08Are you in a hurry?
16:09Are you in a hurry?
16:10All right.
16:10She said last week, describing your behavior in the whoopee department is, are you in a hurry?
16:15Yeah.
16:22Sylvester, what do you think?
16:24I would have to say, are you in a hurry?
16:25Are you in a hurry?
16:26She said last week, describing you as, are you awake?
16:32Obviously in a hurry to go back to sleep, is that what you're doing?
16:34What do you think, William?
16:36Are you in a hurry?
16:37Are you in a hurry?
16:38She said, describing you as, are you awake?
16:41What?
16:42Not a hurry.
16:44You're never in a hurry.
16:46I'm woke.
16:48You're what?
16:49I'm woke.
16:49You're whooped?
16:50Awake.
16:51Awake.
16:52Awake.
16:52You said whooped.
16:54That's what I was talking about, whoopee.
16:56Jeff.
16:57Um, probably have to be, are you kidding?
17:00Are you kidding?
17:02You kidding.
17:03Yeah.
17:04Now, does he try to get a little funny sometimes?
17:09Well, sometimes, but not lately, last week.
17:11Oh, sorry.
17:12Yeah, me too.
17:13Oh, you too.
17:14Yeah.
17:14All right.
17:15Now, she said it would be, uh, describing you as, are you awake?
17:19Oh.
17:21Here's the next question.
17:22Now, gentlemen, how did your wife complete this sentence?
17:23Now, remember, this is her talking, okay?
17:25With a little makeup and a new hairdo and the right clothes, my husband could do a great
17:31female impersonation of who?
17:34I mean, if you had the right makeup, William, and you had the right hairdo and the right
17:37clothes, you could do a female impersonation of who?
17:40Of my sister.
17:41What's her name?
17:42Deidre.
17:42Who?
17:43Deidre.
17:43Deidre.
17:44Deidre.
17:44Your sister?
17:45All right.
17:45She said, no, you could do Whitney Houston.
17:47Whitney Houston.
17:48Deidre.
17:49They call my sister Bill with a wig.
17:52You're right.
17:53You're right.
17:53We'd be Houston.
17:54What do you think, Jeff?
17:55We put a little, uh, the right clothes on you, a little makeup, a little hairdo.
17:58You could do an impersonation of who?
18:00I don't know.
18:00Dolly Parton?
18:01Dolly Parton.
18:03I have no clue.
18:05Give yourself some credit.
18:07You know, Dolly Parton doesn't have a beard.
18:10No, she said you could do an impersonation of, uh, you ready for this one?
18:13Madonna.
18:14I like to dance around, uh, I don't know, sing and dance.
18:17Dolly Parton, Madonna.
18:19Jewel.
18:20Oh, well, uh, let's see, um, uh, Tina Turner.
18:24Tina Turner with a mustache.
18:26She said, no, you could do an impersonation of, card, please.
18:29It would be Whitney.
18:30It would be Whitney.
18:31Whitney.
18:32Because you're so talented.
18:33You sing so well, Jewel.
18:34Can you sing like Whitney?
18:35Yes, sure you can.
18:37Sure you can.
18:38Oh, man.
18:40Give us a little taste.
18:41Can you sing like Tina?
18:44I figured my body might look like hers.
18:46I don't know.
18:48Well, my legs, I guess.
18:50May I assure you it doesn't?
18:53Sylvester.
18:55I would have to say Madonna.
18:57Madonna.
18:57Madonna.
18:58No, no, no.
18:58She says it would be, uh, Toni Braxton.
19:01You think you sing like Toni Braxton.
19:04Ooh.
19:05Ooh, I wish we had time.
19:07I'm really glad we don't.
19:09Before we get to our 25-point bonus question,
19:10let's see where our winning couple will be going on their fabulous second honeymoon.
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19:33Now, back to you, Bob.
19:36Pretty nice indeed.
19:37All right, gentlemen, here it is.
19:38Your big 25-point bonus question.
19:39For 25 points, gentlemen, in feet, in feet, how far do you sit from the television you watch the most?
19:45Your answers must match exactly.
19:48Let's go to couple number three with five points.
19:4925 would give you 30.
19:50Get it right.
19:51You'd be in the first place, Sylvester.
19:5210 feet.
19:5310 feet.
19:54She predicted you would say...
19:55No, the card right there on top of your lap.
19:56Oh.
19:57There we go.
19:58That.
19:58Six feet, she said.
19:59No.
20:00Couple number four, William and Mika with 10.
20:0225 would give you 35.
20:04Hey, William, take over the lead with the correct answer.
20:08Seven feet.
20:09Seven feet, she said.
20:11Oh, six feet.
20:13Oh.
20:13If you could just move forward a little bit.
20:16I was close.
20:16Laying down or sitting.
20:18Couple number one, Jeff and Tracy with 15.
20:2025 would give you 40.
20:21Jeff, what do you say?
20:2210 feet.
20:2310 feet.
20:23She predicted you would say...
20:258 feet.
20:26No.
20:27Well, couple number two.
20:29Jewel and Mika, you have 20 points.
20:30You've already won the game, but just for the record, what do you say?
20:33One feet.
20:34One foot.
20:34One feet, okay.
20:36She thought you would say, card please, card please, Mika.
20:39No, four feet, but you got 20 points.
20:41So, Jewel and Mika, you're our United Way Game Grand Prize winners.
20:47They're off to a fabulous second honeymoon, and I want to thank all of our couples.
20:50So, most of all, thank you.
20:51I'm Bob Eubanks.
20:52We'll see you next time.
20:53Bye-bye, everybody.
20:54Bye.
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