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insurance salesman Ralph (Marjoe Gortner) is framed for drug smuggling in Mexico after a nun hands him a piñata packed with contraband. He lands in jail, where he befriends an American sailor (Robert Lansing) who breaks him out to sail a boat to Hawaii, entangling them both in a deadly power struggle
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00:00:32Do you know
00:00:35How long we'll go
00:00:40Paradise
00:00:44Of sand and sun
00:00:49I was down
00:00:52From Minnesota
00:00:57For a taste
00:01:00And to have some fun
00:01:14Mercy me
00:01:16It's just like a postcard
00:01:22Lordy me
00:01:24They sure don't come out
00:01:36guitar solo
00:01:37guitar solo
00:01:38I was down
00:01:38No, no, no
00:02:06guitar solo
00:02:11Oh, do we know
00:02:16How can we go
00:02:20Paradise
00:03:02Oh, do we know
00:03:32The flight 360 is now ready for takeoff
00:03:37All aboard, please
00:03:39How do you do, sister?
00:03:41Um, that certainly is a handsome looking
00:03:44Pinata you have there, young man
00:03:46Why, thank you, thank you very much, sister
00:03:50It's a nice one you have yourself there
00:03:53Looks a bit like Snoopy
00:03:56Would you mind holding it for me for just a moment, please, while I, um...
00:04:01Why, certainly I'd be glad to
00:04:03You go right ahead
00:04:04Unless you feel the plane will take off without us
00:04:06Oh, no, no, they wouldn't do a thing like that
00:04:08Besides, I feel much better having you on board
00:04:10Thank you very much
00:04:12You're welcome
00:04:19Sister, will you bless my chicken
00:04:24Jesus Christ
00:04:25I gave it to the wrong guy
00:04:34Hey, what's going on here?
00:04:38Hey, wait a minute here
00:04:39Hey, what is going...
00:04:40Hey, will you stop that?
00:04:42Excuse me, could you tell me what's going on here?
00:04:49Hey, take it easy, will you?
00:04:51Officer, this has got to be a mistake
00:04:53This is some kind of a mix-up of the sorts
00:04:55What are you doing?
00:04:57Heroina
00:04:58Heroina
00:04:58What do you mean, heroina?
00:05:00It belongs to that man
00:05:01It's the man down there
00:05:03What do you mean, vamos?
00:05:04It belongs to...
00:05:04Hey, hey, it belongs to the man down there
00:05:14Outward!
00:05:49Three guesses
00:05:52Oh, Morgan, it's so good
00:05:54Oh, you have no idea
00:05:56It's my last deal
00:05:59Always save the best for last
00:06:00We can do anything we want to do
00:06:04Anything
00:06:06There's 20 million dollars of that
00:06:08Half of it is ours
00:06:09Who gets the other half?
00:06:12That's not for you to worry about
00:06:14Come on, I want to know
00:06:17He's not any better looking than I am
00:06:22I'll make a deal with you
00:06:26For the rest of our lives
00:06:27Let's just worry about ourselves
00:06:29Okay, that's a deal
00:06:33Do you think you can get this gold out of Mexico?
00:06:35You ever hear of floating currency?
00:06:42Oh, God
00:06:48Who gets the gold anyway?
00:06:51Hmm, nifty little Chinaman in Taiwan
00:06:53Tinted glasses and a mod haircut
00:06:56And he wants that gold in the worst way
00:06:59You're so nasty
00:07:00He's willing to make a terrific deal on the heroin
00:07:08Who is it?
00:07:09Me, Mr. Pryde
00:07:10George
00:07:12George
00:07:13Come in
00:07:22What's up?
00:07:24Well, there was a little problem in the airport last night
00:07:27Seems like the cops busted this dumb American for Karen H
00:07:31Well, the way I saw it
00:07:33Looks to me like they got the wrong guy
00:07:35Oh, I grieve for my fellow American
00:07:38At least it'll keep the feds busy
00:07:43George
00:07:45Yes, Mr. Pryde
00:07:47Tell Cook that lunch will be a little late today
00:07:53You're supposed to try
00:07:57You never give him a break
00:08:35Sit down, Mr. Holyoke
00:08:37Sure
00:08:39Well, I'll tell you
00:08:40It sure is good to see an American face
00:08:42I'll tell you for sure
00:08:43You know, nobody
00:08:43Nobody speaks a word of English down here
00:08:45You wouldn't believe it
00:08:46Tell you, the first thing I want to do
00:08:48When I get back to the States
00:08:49Is to take one of those
00:08:50Berlitz courses in Spanish
00:08:51So I can learn the library
00:08:53Well, so you're the guy
00:08:54That's going to get me out of all this, huh?
00:08:56No, Mr. Holyoke
00:08:58I'm the American consul
00:09:00Right, I mean
00:09:00You're here to break me
00:09:03American consul
00:09:07Yeah, I've heard about that
00:09:10You're not supposed to be here
00:09:11For a couple of weeks, are you?
00:09:12Well, not everything one hears is true
00:09:15We've been criticized
00:09:16But we do our best
00:09:18And these days
00:09:19We're making an extra effort
00:09:20To make certain that
00:09:21You won't make any complaints
00:09:23When you get home
00:09:25In the unlikely event that you do
00:09:30Do you want to know
00:09:31What the Mexican law does
00:09:33To heroin smugglers?
00:09:35Yeah, yeah
00:09:35I'd very much like to know that, sir
00:09:38Forty years
00:09:40That's right
00:09:42Forty
00:09:43As they say
00:09:45Adios, amigo
00:09:46Oh, come on
00:09:47I mean, listen
00:09:48There's got to be something
00:09:49I can do, right?
00:09:50Well, first we can start out
00:09:52By filling in these forms
00:09:53Hey, but Jesus
00:09:54I am innocent
00:09:55Don't you understand?
00:09:56Can't you get it through
00:09:57Your thick head?
00:09:57I am innocent
00:09:58This was a frame-up
00:10:00Do you know what they call that
00:10:01Mr. Holyoke?
00:10:04Tough titty
00:10:18You send Cap'n Solborgo around
00:10:24I'm not asking you to do anything
00:10:33That you haven't done before
00:10:34It's not even particularly dangerous
00:10:37I mean, where is your sense of adventure, hmm?
00:10:43And off of the ocean
00:10:45And into the drink
00:10:48I could take a streetcar
00:10:50Of a lime pickles
00:10:54Hey, hi-ho, Burro
00:10:59Hi-ho, Burro
00:11:01So, Burro
00:11:02You can't do that
00:11:04Hide on me
00:11:04Cannons to the left of me
00:11:06And cannons in front of me
00:11:07Now, you've got to give me a drink
00:11:09Don't give me that
00:11:09Shhh
00:11:11Hi-ho, Burro
00:11:12Quira, quira
00:11:13Get it out, Solborgo
00:11:15All right, Juan
00:11:16I want one for me
00:11:17And one for me, Burro
00:11:18Ah-ha, I got it
00:11:19Hi-ho, Burro
00:11:21Hi-ho, Burro
00:11:28Oh, Jesus
00:11:29Oh, Jesus
00:11:29I'm the way is, Barco
00:11:31Arriba
00:11:32I want to ask for a kid
00:11:34Man, can you imagine another chance that
00:11:35I'll give a car
00:11:36I want it
00:11:37See, I want to do it
00:11:39I want to take the bus
00:11:41You know
00:11:41Well, the drugs are in the dreadful
00:11:45They don't want you to do it
00:11:47Look, hey, you listen
00:11:48We can't allow the dance
00:11:49If you guys are both trying to leave
00:11:51Oh, look
00:11:51Oh, shit
00:11:53Oh, shit
00:11:53Oh, shit
00:11:53All right
00:11:57How are you doing?
00:12:07I'm sorry, Mr. Fry, but that stupid Solberg got himself arrested.
00:12:13For what?
00:12:14He got drunk. He rode his mule through Juan's bar.
00:12:18Oh, he's so dumb.
00:12:21George, go down and bail him out and take him to the boat.
00:12:25Yes, sir, Mr. Fry.
00:12:36Hey, 40 years, Shreve.
00:12:39Yeah, I'm gonna make it.
00:12:42Well, thanks, thanks. Thanks a lot.
00:12:45What did you do?
00:12:47Would you believe I didn't do a goddamn thing?
00:12:52Oh, no, shit, we got us a smack mule.
00:12:56I'm not a smack mule, man. I am an insurance agent.
00:12:59I was on my way home from vacation at the airport, and all of a sudden I had this doll
00:13:03full of heroin just thrust into my arm by this goddamn nun.
00:13:13Jesus.
00:13:16Is it the truth?
00:13:18Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's true, man.
00:13:22Hey there.
00:13:23What did you do anyway?
00:13:26I rode a burrow into a bar.
00:13:37Why? Why'd you do that?
00:13:40Because it was there.
00:13:42I see. But you are in jail, you know.
00:13:46Yeah, well, that's included on all the burrow tours.
00:13:50Thanks. I'll stick with fiesta tours myself.
00:13:53Looks like they wind up in the same place.
00:13:56Hey, what do you do anyway? I mean, what do you really do?
00:13:58I don't do much of anything. Once in a while I like to crew on a charter boat.
00:14:02Oh, really?
00:14:04What's your name anyway?
00:14:06Solborg.
00:14:08Hey, wait, are you Carl? Carl Solborg?
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12You won the America's Cup way back a few years ago?
00:14:16Yeah, that's right.
00:14:17Hey, man, you were the greatest. I'm really glad to know you. How you doing?
00:14:21Okay.
00:14:22Why, are you a sailor?
00:14:24Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been sailing since I was 10.
00:14:27Well, maybe we'll sail together sometime.
00:14:30Well, with you, I consider that a real honor, sir. I really would.
00:14:34All right.
00:14:42Venga, Capitan. Venga la Libertad, ¿me?
00:14:46No, he means me.
00:14:48Oh, of course.
00:14:49Well, I think I'm sprung.
00:14:54Oh!
00:14:55Here you go.
00:14:59Adios, honey.
00:15:01Hey, good luck there.
00:15:18What do you want with me?
00:15:22The question is, Captain,
00:15:25can you sober up long enough to sail?
00:15:29I don't know. Who's your boss?
00:15:33A man with a boat.
00:15:34Come on.
00:15:37Well, I don't know.
00:15:44Okay.
00:16:09This boat has the best gear that money can buy, Captain.
00:16:13How the hell would you know?
00:16:15He knows, Captain, because I've told him it's the best.
00:16:19Am I wrong?
00:16:23Yes, she's all right.
00:16:38My name is Morgan Fry.
00:16:40I'd like you to sail this boat to Hawaii.
00:16:42Why?
00:16:43I saw you win the cup.
00:16:46I'll never forget that series, ever.
00:16:49You're the best.
00:16:52I have to have this boat in Kauai in 21 days.
00:16:58I can't sail.
00:17:00I need someone who can.
00:17:07What are you running?
00:17:09What?
00:17:09I mean, what have you got on the boat?
00:17:12What are you smuggling?
00:17:14Jesus, what do you think I am, an idiot?
00:17:15Yes, Captain, I think you are.
00:17:17Not too many people get a second chance.
00:17:19You just threw yours away.
00:17:21Mr. Fry... Just a minute.
00:17:23Morgan, you can understand him being suspicious.
00:17:27Captain, listen to me.
00:17:31There's nothing on the boat. It's true.
00:17:35Look around.
00:17:37Mr. Fry, your man there just pulled me out of jail.
00:17:40Drunken, disorderly,
00:17:41resisting arrest and whatever the hell
00:17:43they had on me, that cost you
00:17:45a little bit of money.
00:17:47Now you want to have me your great big beautiful boat.
00:17:51I would just like to understand why you were so...
00:17:53so generous.
00:17:55I realize I'm taking a calculated
00:17:57risk, Captain.
00:17:59But you're the only experienced
00:18:01skipper in Mazatla.
00:18:04Do you want the job?
00:18:07I'll tell you what. You look over
00:18:09the whole boat carefully.
00:18:12If you find anything that distresses you,
00:18:16deep-sex it.
00:18:22All right, I'll need one person's crew.
00:18:25George.
00:18:26I think you'll find him primitively efficient.
00:18:31Would you like to spend three weeks alone with George?
00:18:33Well, he is a bundle of mischief.
00:18:36What are you doing for the next two weeks?
00:18:37Miss Cantrell is leaving with me tomorrow.
00:18:39All right, then I'll find my own crew.
00:18:42Captain, excuse me.
00:18:43This is a rather expensive conveyance.
00:18:46Mr. Fry, I don't want to steal your boat.
00:18:47I would like to sail it.
00:18:49Now, does Errol Flynn over here know the difference
00:18:52between a forest stay and a jockstrap?
00:18:59What's your price?
00:19:00Two dollars a mile.
00:19:02That's five thousand dollars.
00:19:03You're robbing me.
00:19:04I'll give you a dollar a mile.
00:19:06Okay, I'll take it.
00:19:07I'll need a little bit of advance.
00:19:09I need to get my watch and my sexton out of hock.
00:19:10I'm my first mate.
00:19:12Sally, have you got any cash?
00:19:13Yeah.
00:19:15Can you sail tomorrow?
00:19:18If this boat is in shape, we can sail tonight.
00:19:25Hello, Mr. Fry.
00:19:28Can George get me a glass of water?
00:19:40Of all of the women,
00:19:41of every single hooker I have slept with
00:19:43in the past six months in Mazatlan,
00:19:46you're the one I love.
00:19:47I mean it.
00:19:48I really mean it.
00:19:50Bullshit, Soul Barbo.
00:19:53Jesus, woman.
00:19:54Look, I'm not asking you to do anything particularly big.
00:19:58It's not particularly dangerous.
00:20:00It's no place you haven't been before.
00:20:01It's nothing you haven't done.
00:20:03Jesus, woman.
00:20:04You're going to live your whole life without any risk?
00:20:06Where's your soul?
00:20:07Where's your heart?
00:20:08Where's your humanity?
00:20:10Double the money.
00:20:14Okay, get Consuelo.
00:20:19Paco!
00:20:21Hey, Paco!
00:20:24Paco!
00:20:25Hey, Paco!
00:20:27Paco!
00:20:27Paquito!
00:20:29All men are brothers, Paco.
00:20:31Knock, knock on your door.
00:20:33Ring, ring on your bingo.
00:20:35Shhh!
00:20:36Marco!
00:20:37Let's go this afternoon and you're here again.
00:20:39I know, I know, I know.
00:20:40But listen, Paco.
00:20:41Hey, listen to me.
00:20:42I'm leaving Mexico.
00:20:44I'm leaving Mexico tomorrow.
00:20:45And I want to say adios, amigo.
00:20:47Adios.
00:20:47I want to say gracias, amigo.
00:20:49No hurt feelings, all right?
00:20:51Okay, listen.
00:20:52You know, you know Consuelo, huh?
00:20:54And you know Ramona.
00:20:55And we might have a little party, huh?
00:20:57Oh, big boy.
00:20:59I'm going to tell you something, Paco.
00:21:01I mean, this is a game because you are a cop and I am a con.
00:21:07But who is the criminal and who is the victim, huh?
00:21:12No, man, you got to choose, hombre.
00:21:17Eh?
00:21:17Me doy me the consuelo.
00:21:22Ah, Paco, oh.
00:21:26Hey, we gonna get here, Paco.
00:21:28Get right.
00:21:29Ok.
00:21:31Bye.
00:21:32Hey, hombre.
00:21:33Hey, hombre.
00:21:36Good.
00:21:37Appreciate it.
00:21:38Hey, come on, bro.
00:21:39Hey, come on, bro.
00:21:40Hey!
00:21:40Come on, bro.
00:22:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, listen to me.
00:22:08Hey, don't get me wrong.
00:22:10Listen, listen, this is a legitimate...
00:22:12Shut up.
00:22:13This is a legitimate conjugal visit.
00:22:16It's with one difference.
00:22:18This is going to be a generalized conjugal visit,
00:22:21so everybody gets a little bit, huh?
00:22:23All right?
00:22:23Hey, hey, hey, hey, someone...
00:22:27Hey, Paco.
00:22:30Paco, that woman, she's married to...
00:22:33To this man, Paco.
00:22:35Hey, that's right.
00:22:37And you're not going to let her go away again, huh?
00:22:40No, no, no.
00:22:42Huh?
00:22:43Why don't we have a party in here?
00:22:44Come on.
00:22:45Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:22:46Hey, Paco, Paco, Paco, Paco, Paco.
00:22:49Hey, Paco.
00:22:53Hey, Paco.
00:22:54Hey, Paco, listen.
00:22:57Oh.
00:23:00Oh, Paco.
00:23:01Oh, Paco.
00:23:04Oh, five.
00:23:20Oh, five.
00:23:34Hey, Paco.
00:23:34Oh, shh!
00:23:58OK, cats are off.
00:24:13I think we've got some trouble.
00:24:16Solberg's first mate is the same guy I saw busted at the airport.
00:24:19The story's right there in the paper.
00:24:21On top of that, our captain broke him out of jail.
00:24:24So we've got a convicted drug felon on board.
00:24:27Wonderful.
00:24:29You want I should go after him?
00:24:31You're going to have trouble with Solberg,
00:24:33and then who's going to sail your boat?
00:24:35No, we just have to make sure that we're on the dock
00:24:38when our ship comes in.
00:24:50Whoo-hoo!
00:24:53Well, it's really great, huh?
00:25:03You know, I've been watching that compass all night long,
00:25:05and I can't help but notice we've been heading on a course
00:25:07straight west without changing.
00:25:09Where are we going, anyway?
00:25:11It sounds like we're going to the States.
00:25:13I don't think we're going to the States.
00:25:14How are we going by way of Japan?
00:25:16Why don't you go below,
00:25:18and find some scotch,
00:25:21and pull all of the charts for western Hawaii.
00:25:24We've got three weeks into Hanalei Bay.
00:25:26Hanalei Bay?
00:25:27Yeah, well, Hawaii's the States, isn't it?
00:25:29We've got three weeks into Hanalei Bay.
00:25:31We're going.
00:25:56Oh!
00:25:58Oh!
00:25:59Oh!
00:25:59Oh!
00:26:05You got it, Herb.
00:26:07Just keep him steady.
00:26:08Can I get you anything?
00:26:10A sandwich?
00:26:10I got tuna, bologna, and some nice lean corned beef.
00:26:13Water and no talk.
00:26:15Right, Herb, right.
00:26:35Herb, Herb, Herb.
00:26:38Shut up, Boris.
00:26:40There's some people.
00:26:42There's a lifeboat out there.
00:26:44Herb, they're just sitting in the middle of the ocean.
00:26:47God damn it.
00:26:48We got to help them, Herb.
00:26:50God knows how long they've been sitting there.
00:26:52God damn it.
00:26:52I'm not going to lose this fish.
00:26:54Shut up.
00:26:58Listen to me, Herb.
00:27:03Oh, you lost it.
00:27:05Damn it.
00:27:06Damn it.
00:27:12Okay, Doris.
00:27:13Who do you want me to save?
00:27:21God damn it.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:45Give me your wine.
00:27:48What the hell's the matter with you people?
00:27:51What are you doing?
00:27:51We're out here in three days.
00:27:53No water.
00:27:59God damn natives.
00:28:02Here, we'll help you.
00:28:06Careful, huh?
00:28:07That's it.
00:28:10What the hell are you doing sailing around if you don't know what the hell you're doing?
00:28:14What the hell do you expect of this little Hawaiian kid?
00:28:16He's just a little kid.
00:28:17What's going on?
00:28:19What is this?
00:28:20You get off my boat.
00:28:22You already lost me a beautiful marlin.
00:28:27No!
00:28:30You're going to pay for this.
00:28:32You're going to pay for this.
00:28:33God damn you!
00:28:35God damn you!
00:28:36God damn you!
00:28:36God damn you!
00:28:37God damn you!
00:28:37God damn you!
00:28:47God damn you!
00:29:19Good morning, sir. Mr. Gordon is waiting. Your coffee will be ready in about five minutes.
00:29:23You look beautiful today.
00:29:26Will you get your feet off my desk and get your butt out of the seat?
00:29:29You want the bad news, the worst news of the catastrophe?
00:29:32I want you out of the seat. Let's go. Move it. Come on up.
00:29:35Friday, they busted two pounds of smack. They also busted the mule.
00:29:38Who busted? The Mexicans.
00:29:41Up.
00:29:42They pinched him in Mazatlan boarding an airplane. That's the bad news. It was now a bust.
00:29:47Well, who was the courier?
00:29:48Oh, Ralph Holyoak, 29, Caucasian, lives here in L.A., an insurance salesman with Global Life.
00:29:54That's what he told the embassy. It all checks out. He has a clean record.
00:29:57Yeah, I bet. What about the smack?
00:29:59Packed in a piñata. He claims it was handed to him by a nun at the airport.
00:30:03A nun?
00:30:04She was killed, so was a killer. They wounded a federale. This kid could be innocent.
00:30:08Yeah, we're all innocent.
00:30:10And, uh, Hawaii. Another boat pirated over there yesterday.
00:30:14An American-coupled, middle-aged, 50-foot powerboat. That's the worst news.
00:30:20All right, what's the catastrophe?
00:30:21The chief has Congressman Buleford in his office.
00:30:25Wayne Buleford?
00:30:26That's right. Congress wants to know what you're going to do about all that nasty dope.
00:30:32Yeah, that's right. It's election year, isn't it?
00:30:35Well, Congressman, long time no see.
00:30:37Since Saigon.
00:30:38That's right.
00:30:38My Air Court Hotel.
00:30:40Have any Saigon tea with you?
00:30:41It's great to see you.
00:30:42Ray, finally I can get some straight answers around here.
00:30:45Well, sir.
00:30:46A lot of people are getting very worried about these sea thefts and the dope that's coming through on these
00:30:50boats.
00:30:51Well, the Drug Enforcement Administration among them, sir, if I may say so.
00:30:54If they're reusing these boats to ship narcotics and drugs and marijuana and such, you're the people to put a
00:31:00stop to it.
00:31:00Well, sir, uh, yeah, Chief, it's impossible.
00:31:06You see, there's no way that we can actually patrol the entire western coastline in the United States of America
00:31:11and keep our eye on every pleasure craft that's out there in the Pacific Ocean.
00:31:15So you just plan on letting it go on?
00:31:17Well, no, Congressman.
00:31:18Actually, what we're trying to do is stop the production of narcotics at its source.
00:31:23Now, once we do that, we don't have to worry about any hijacking of pleasure craft or anything else.
00:31:28How do you plan to do that?
00:31:30Well, the Chief and I, actually, were thinking about bringing you to one of the sites so you can get
00:31:35a firsthand point of view.
00:31:37Out there where the action is.
00:31:38That's right, sir.
00:31:39Of course, we have to be careful, a person like you, in a fire zone or anything.
00:31:42Hell, son, I'm a veteran.
00:31:44That's right, Congressman.
00:31:45Of course you are.
00:31:46The Chief and I were actually thinking of Hawaii.
00:31:50Well, now that is something.
00:31:52Still my schedule.
00:31:53Well, I understand, sir, but, uh, Congressman, there's an awful lot of action over there in a place called Honolay
00:31:59Bay.
00:32:00Yes, son, I'll bet there is.
00:32:02Why don't you let me take care of it?
00:32:03I'll call your office, set up all the details, make the arrangements, let them know about it.
00:32:06Good.
00:32:07You give me a call.
00:32:08By regards to your business, sir.
00:32:10You got a good man here.
00:32:11Don't waste him.
00:32:12Yes, sir.
00:32:13Thank you, Congressman.
00:32:14So long.
00:32:15Goodbye, sir.
00:32:16All right.
00:32:16Nice flight back.
00:32:20Thanks, Hollister.
00:32:21Oh, that's all right.
00:32:24Oh, Ray, do you really think there's any action in Hawaii?
00:32:28Oh, gee, Hawaii all the time.
00:32:32Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:32:39I was on the way back home last Sunday
00:32:46But what happened to me there, I don't know
00:32:52But something's gone when you least expect them
00:32:59And I found danger when my eyes had looked to love
00:33:06Now I'm not far from you
00:33:10And I don't know what to do
00:33:13Please send the card upon
00:33:16Don't leave me here alone
00:33:20Cause I'm lost
00:33:22There's no love
00:33:24Away from home
00:33:26Away from home
00:33:38Now I'm lost
00:34:06Hey, what are you doing?
00:34:07What are you doing off the helm?
00:34:09I got it steady
00:34:09I got it steady
00:34:10It's doing 250, 265
00:34:11What are you up to?
00:34:16What's all this stuff?
00:34:17Does this belong to the owner?
00:34:18No, it doesn't belong to the owner
00:34:20He's about 250 pounds
00:34:21His name is Fry
00:34:22I'll get your feet off the deck
00:34:23Come on
00:34:24Sit down
00:34:25What's going on here?
00:34:35Jesus, Solberg
00:34:36What's going on?
00:34:37What are you looking for?
00:34:40Hey, would you mind telling me what the hell is going on?
00:34:42Shh, let's go up here someplace
00:34:46Hey, excuse me, Captain
00:34:47I don't mean to pry
00:34:48But, uh, could this be dope?
00:34:53I don't know
00:34:54God, I hope not
00:34:55I've had enough to do with dope for this vacation
00:34:57Really
00:35:02Hey, do you think I ought to tell my story to the cops
00:35:03When I get back to L.A.?
00:35:12You do what you want to do
00:35:16So what you're saying is
00:35:17Just sort of let sleeping dogs lie
00:35:19I'm not saying anything
00:35:22I'll tell you what
00:35:22You think it over tonight
00:35:24We're going to sight the Kauai light in the morning
00:35:26We'll run down the coast
00:35:28We'll be in Hanalei Bay tomorrow afternoon
00:35:33So tomorrow's it, huh?
00:35:35Yeah
00:35:39You can go back to L.A. and
00:35:42What was it, universal life?
00:35:43Global, global life
00:35:45Jesus, I'm sorry, global life
00:35:48Yeah, that's what I've always wanted
00:35:49It's a global life
00:35:50Yeah, well, listen
00:35:51What would you suggest?
00:35:52Maybe that I sign on with you
00:35:53And we go wenching around the world
00:35:55Drinking beer and having hangovers
00:35:57And high riding and all that stuff
00:35:59Shit, you make sound pretty good, you know
00:36:02It's better than selling insurance
00:36:06Yeah
00:36:07Maybe, uh, I don't know
00:36:08Maybe we should start a charter business or something
00:36:10Sure
00:36:11You're sitting on some money I don't know about
00:36:12Hmm, yeah, you got a point there
00:36:18Listen, you know
00:36:19Thanks for springing me out of the slammer hand
00:36:21There's nothing
00:36:22I needed a guy to sail with
00:36:23I could trust, that's all
00:36:24Hey, really?
00:36:25That's a pretty nice word you're saying
00:36:31Pull it out your other hand, will you?
00:36:46How do you like it so far?
00:36:49All right
00:36:50Yeah
00:36:50Yeah
00:37:02You and I'll be, what did you say your first name was?
00:37:04Barlow
00:37:04Barlow
00:37:05How long you been with the DEA's office over here?
00:37:07Five years
00:37:08Five years
00:37:09Me and I all my life
00:37:10Oh, it's beautiful here
00:37:12You bet
00:37:13What's that?
00:37:15What's that?
00:37:15That, uh, thing that you do with your hand
00:37:18Oh, you mean
00:37:19Yeah
00:37:20Means okay, everything's fine
00:37:23Yeah
00:37:24Okay, don't do that anymore
00:37:26Why not?
00:37:27Makes you look like a stupid asshole
00:37:32How did it come?
00:37:43Oh, you mean
00:37:55No one
00:38:20We'll get a chance to play.
00:38:28I think you'd like any combinations out here.
00:38:30It's a lovely spot.
00:38:31Oh, Congressman, these are the gentlemen of the press here.
00:38:34Gentlemen, this is Congressman Wayne Buford.
00:38:36Thank you very much, gentlemen.
00:38:38It's a great pleasure to be here in the Hawaiian Islands.
00:38:40Well, Congressman, just what is the exact nature of your visit here?
00:38:43As I understand it, sir, the fellows up at the Drug Enforcement Administration
00:38:46have a surprise for you and me and possibly a few of the drug growers.
00:38:52Gentlemen, that's off the record, if you please.
00:38:54Is the situation really that serious?
00:38:56Gentlemen, back home in America, the situation is getting worse every day.
00:39:01Why, more and more children are taking drugs.
00:39:04Congressman, this is America.
00:39:08Excuse me, could we start that over, please?
00:39:10Listen, maybe we can cut this.
00:39:17Pardon me, is this your car?
00:39:18No, it belongs to Mr. Wang.
00:39:21Court Gordon, Drug Enforcement Administration.
00:39:23Oh, you enforce the taking of drugs?
00:39:26No, sir.
00:39:27Did you have this car cleared with U.S. Customs?
00:39:28Uh, in Honolulu when I arrived.
00:39:39Sorry to trouble you.
00:39:40Oh, that's all right.
00:39:42I saw the French connection also, you know.
00:39:45If it wasn't stay on the island.
00:39:49Well, I'm gonna enjoy this ride to Honolulu.
00:39:51Well, I, uh, thought we'd take the chopper and get a different view of the island that way.
00:39:59Lim, you take good care of my baby now and I'll see you in Honolulu, okay?
00:40:09I'm not particularly fond of helicopters.
00:40:11Oh, you'll like to buy it, Brad.
00:40:12He's the greatest.
00:40:13Mr. Wang is the main rat.
00:40:14Hey, Brad, how are you?
00:40:15Are you tonight?
00:40:23Wow.
00:40:28Hey.
00:44:48This way, please.
00:45:05Just a few routine questions, right?
00:45:49This is Ralph.
00:45:51Hello, Ralphie.
00:45:52Hey, you know, that was a great game of tennis out there.
00:45:54That serve of yours. I've always wanted to get a serve.
00:45:56What the hell is this with a tie, huh? Come on.
00:46:00What do you want Ralph to think of us, eh?
00:46:01You want to take a little walk around here? Come on.
00:46:03Now that you mention it.
00:46:04Well, did Gordon tell you who I am?
00:46:06Yeah, he explained to me who you are.
00:46:08We had a conversation on the way down in the car.
00:46:10He mostly told me about the people that you killed, really.
00:46:13Well, you can't believe everything good you hear about somebody, now can you?
00:46:16How is it you're over here in Hawaii, on Kauai?
00:46:18Well, actually, I'm just getting ready to leave.
00:46:20You know, I've been over here a long time.
00:46:22I'm going to answer to get back to the work at the job.
00:46:23Yeah.
00:46:24Well, you travel around a lot, don't you?
00:46:26No, no.
00:46:27A couple of weeks vacation here and there, a few days later.
00:46:30I understand what, a few weeks ago you were in Mexico, aren't you?
00:46:32In the jail, Alhu's got all of it.
00:46:33Yeah, well, I had, uh, that was really a bad rap.
00:46:36Yeah, trying to bring a little heroin into the old USA.
00:46:39No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:39It's bad, Ralphie.
00:46:40You know what they do in Mexico if you try to smuggle in heroin, huh?
00:46:44Throw the key away.
00:46:44Hey, look, mister, what was your name again?
00:46:46Hollister, two L's.
00:46:47I think this is where I came in. I'm going to have to.
00:46:49Ralph, this boat, huh?
00:46:51From a little sailboat? What are you trying to sneak in here?
00:46:54Hey, I know nothing about it. I just used that.
00:46:56It got me out of the slammer in that song.
00:46:57Clean that, too, aren't you?
00:46:58Yeah.
00:46:59Hold a second.
00:47:01Hey, Congressman.
00:47:02Hi, Ray.
00:47:03You all settled up there?
00:47:05Yeah, come up for a drink.
00:47:07All right, be right with you.
00:47:09Ralphie, listen, I got myself a very important person up here.
00:47:12That boat, it's important to me.
00:47:14You've got to help me with it.
00:47:15I know. Why would I want to do a thing like that?
00:47:16Oh, Ralph, because you like me.
00:47:18I have everything good in America, apple pie, the flag, mother.
00:47:21Look, what is the alternative if I turn down this little caper of yours?
00:47:24Alternative, eh?
00:47:26There's no alternative here, Ralph.
00:47:28Eh?
00:47:29Nice to have you with us on this.
00:47:32Ah, well, I know.
00:47:34Let's go.
00:47:37Oh, my gosh.
00:47:40Nice little pas.
00:47:41Oh, my gosh.
00:48:16You know, even with this problem of Solberg's friend, it's all going very, very smoothly.
00:48:23I meet the man at the fourth hole, and we check the stuff, and we make the trade.
00:48:29And if I'd known it was going to be that easy, I would have started long ago.
00:48:34Oh, one thing, go down to the boat. Find out what that dizzy kid told the narcs.
00:48:48I'm just supposed to stay here and wait while you go off and trip the light fandangle with that decrepit
00:48:52Juliet.
00:48:53Well, Ralph, your day will come.
00:48:54Come on. Listen, watch out for our man. He owes us some money.
00:48:58Oh, and Ralph, stay away from stray cops, will you?
00:49:02Aye, aye, Captain.
00:49:26How are you doing tonight?
00:49:27All right, I tell you.
00:49:29Three legs.
00:49:31Don't you got a present?
00:49:32Aye, you need it.
00:49:33Okay.
00:49:33There you go.
00:50:10Hello?
00:50:11Is anybody on?
00:50:13Hello?
00:50:16Yeah. Hi.
00:50:18Can I come aboard?
00:50:19Sure.
00:50:22Here we go.
00:50:25One second.
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:34Welcome aboard.
00:50:40I'm cold.
00:50:41Oh, all right.
00:50:45I'm Ralph Holyoke.
00:50:47Sally.
00:50:48Hello.
00:50:49Look, are we interrupting your nightly swim by being anchored out here?
00:50:54No.
00:50:56I mean, it's just kind of strange, that's all.
00:50:58Oh, I'm here to see Captain Solborg.
00:51:02Oh, Solborg.
00:51:04Well, I think he just went ashore winching.
00:51:07You know what I mean?
00:51:08I know.
00:51:11I'm the first mate, though.
00:51:14How many mates does he have?
00:51:15Well, I guess you might say he has one in every port.
00:51:19Look, maybe there's something I can do to help you.
00:51:22Oh, well, I have money for him.
00:51:23Do you think I can give it to you?
00:51:24Oh, you're with the rich ass.
00:51:26I'm...
00:51:27I mean, you're with the guy that owns the boat, right?
00:51:30Yes, Morgan Fry.
00:51:32Oh, terrific.
00:51:35Yeah, well, look, you can find, uh, Solborg ashore.
00:51:37He's probably in the nearest saloon.
00:51:38He drinks a lot.
00:51:41Okay.
00:51:45Hey, sure.
00:51:45Listen, swim out again anytime.
00:51:47Mm-hmm.
00:51:47Let's go.
00:51:47You're welcome.
00:52:04Hi.
00:52:22I don't know if I believe your story.
00:52:25I'm glad you at least find it funny anyway.
00:52:28I just don't know anybody it happened to.
00:52:31Think about it for a minute.
00:52:32I mean, if you're in an airport waiting to go home and all of a sudden this nun puts a
00:52:37pinata in your hand, I mean, wouldn't you take it, really?
00:52:40I guess so.
00:52:49Sally, how long you been with this old guy, Fry?
00:52:54A while.
00:52:57Are you planning on staying long?
00:53:02Well, what's it to you?
00:53:07I'll tell you, Sally, I've never been in a situation like this before.
00:53:11I mean, you're beautiful.
00:53:13God, it's so beautiful here.
00:53:15Dammit, I'd never forgive myself if I didn't at least try.
00:53:29Hey, Ralph!
00:53:52You know what, about six months ago, my cat died.
00:53:56I was feeling really, really miserable about it.
00:54:00You made me feel good.
00:54:02That's got to be the weirdest compliment I ever got.
00:54:06Yeah, that's true.
00:54:10This is Sally.
00:54:13I've got to ask you something about pride.
00:54:16Has he put anything on the boat at Galatea?
00:54:20Like what?
00:54:23Like drugs, drugs.
00:54:25Of course not.
00:54:27Why are you asking?
00:54:29No.
00:54:31Drug people pick me up and they held Mexico over my head.
00:54:34They told me to check around and see if there was any drugs.
00:54:40So that's why they're out with you.
00:54:43No, no.
00:54:44You don't think that, do you?
00:54:46They can just do that, pick you up, threaten you?
00:54:56I think you should talk to Morgan.
00:55:00He's got a lot of connections.
00:55:05I think about a younger man in your life, huh?
00:55:09I'm telling you.
00:55:10I'm telling you, you're my cousin.
00:55:13Okay.
00:55:14All right.
00:55:16Is that all you said?
00:55:17Are you sure?
00:55:18Sure, I'm sure.
00:55:19That's all I said.
00:55:20I mean, no.
00:55:20I don't know anything else.
00:55:23Why?
00:55:24Should I know something else?
00:55:26Why do you ask?
00:55:28Hey, I don't want to know.
00:55:29Don't tell me.
00:55:30You know, I've heard you're a very nice guy and a good lover and all that.
00:55:32But I don't want to know anything else.
00:55:35Oh, Ralph, you're just a wrong place, wrong time kind of guy.
00:55:38You know what I mean?
00:55:41Only with women, you know.
00:55:42Just nuns and whores.
00:55:49Sure, what happens is, with the Congress, the budget, you know, that they send out from Congress every year, we're
00:55:54having to pull guys off of surveillance in the middle of our town.
00:55:57It's from in the fall.
00:55:58Okay.
00:55:59Just a second, Congress.
00:56:01The smack is hidden.
00:56:06The smack is hidden right through here.
00:56:07The Chinese shipping.
00:56:08We've got to get on it right away.
00:56:09I knew it when I saw the ropes.
00:56:11All right.
00:56:11Just a second.
00:56:12I've got a snitch on the inside of this thing.
00:56:14This Chinese thing will go down all right, but not right now.
00:56:17Now we've got to take care of this Congressional bust, huh?
00:56:19Come on.
00:56:20Hey, you get a smile on your face?
00:56:22This is Hawaii.
00:56:24When do you get a chance?
00:56:26Hey, Congressman, I'd like to introduce you to these two special agents.
00:56:28This is Agent Gordon.
00:56:29Howdy, dear sir.
00:56:31Agent Iwanabe.
00:56:33Oh, how do you do?
00:56:35These gentlemen will be taking care of the operation from the interception site.
00:56:38Ready?
00:56:39Yeah, I guess so.
00:56:40You'll be Crazy Horse, I'll be Looney Bird, huh?
00:56:42Mr. Schneid.
00:56:43Roger.
00:56:44Congressman, the waiter will be right over.
00:56:47Oh, uh...
00:56:49Seemed like good men.
00:56:51Oh, Lord, will you look at this.
00:56:53Went from one hole to another.
00:56:55What a vacation this turned out to be.
00:57:03I'll sell it.
00:57:06Psuv.
00:57:09.
00:57:44Well, shiver my timbers if it isn't Captain Solborg.
00:57:53Oh, Mr. Fry. Hello there.
00:57:56God, it's good to see you, sir.
00:57:58And you too. You too, miss.
00:58:00The sailor home from the sea.
00:58:03How are you, Solborg?
00:58:05I found him looking around.
00:58:07I'm fine. I'm fine, Mr. Fry.
00:58:09All right. Um, sir, you haven't by any chance, uh, seen Ralph.
00:58:13Oh, he's around. He's fine and dandy.
00:58:16Where would that be?
00:58:17We'll find out soon enough.
00:58:20What did we bring over on the boat?
00:58:23Acapulco gold.
00:58:26Yeah.
00:58:28That's funny.
00:58:32George.
00:58:34Oh, you still want me to go with you, do you?
00:58:36Uh, Sally, you know, I know you've probably been playing with these guys for quite a while now, and it's
00:58:41a lot of fun and everything.
00:58:43You may not know what they have in mind the next shot is.
00:58:45I mean, they may kill somebody.
00:58:47It might be somebody that we both love and adore, somebody like me or something, you know.
00:58:51I mean, I don't know what you do with your afternoons, but I'm sure you don't mess around with this
00:58:56bag of guts down here, huh?
00:59:04Oh, you know, you're an asshole.
00:59:09George, let's get out of here, huh?
00:59:26Jesus, he almost broke my pookers.
00:59:41Oh, Jesus!
00:59:46So, it's just like old school days.
00:59:56Hello, crazy horse, crazy horse, this is Looney Bird.
00:59:59How do you read me, over?
01:00:01Oh, this stinking rotten thing is starting.
01:00:04Hello, crazy horse, hello, crazy horse.
01:00:06This is Looney Bird, this is Looney Bird.
01:00:08How do you read, over?
01:00:09This stinking rotten, lousy job.
01:00:12Ah, damn, mosquito.
01:00:18Hello, crazy horse, crazy horse, this is Looney Bird.
01:00:21Do you read me, over?
01:00:23Looney Bird, this is crazy horse.
01:00:25This is crazy horse, do you read me?
01:00:27Ah, that's a roj, crazy horse.
01:00:29Have you reached your coordinates, over?
01:00:31Negative, Looney Bird, negative.
01:00:33We're proceeding, uh, northward.
01:00:36We're almost there.
01:00:37I can't believe how bad this is.
01:00:40Damn mosquitoes.
01:00:44Dedicated men.
01:00:45They're very dedicated.
01:00:57Looney Bird, we have reached our first position.
01:01:00They can't expect us to go down there.
01:01:03Start your descent, I repeat, start your descent.
01:01:06Over now.
01:01:07Why me?
01:01:10Solberg, it's time to go sailing.
01:01:15Solberg!
01:01:16What?
01:01:18What?
01:01:18What do you mean, what?
01:01:20Hey, you okay?
01:01:22Sure, I'm marvelous.
01:01:23Yeah, all right.
01:01:24Well, here, let me help you out.
01:01:25No, that's all right.
01:01:25I don't need to get up.
01:01:26It's okay.
01:01:27All right, all right.
01:01:27Come on, good captain.
01:01:28You have been sleeping long enough.
01:01:30It's time to go to work.
01:01:33It's your friends that got us in here, you know.
01:01:35What do you think they plan on doing with us?
01:01:39Oh, I think they plan to kill us.
01:01:42All right, they're going to kill us.
01:01:46Well, I'll tell you what I think.
01:01:48I think if they're going to kill us, that we ought to break out of here just as soon as
01:01:51possible.
01:01:52No kidding.
01:01:54Sally, tell Wang there's been a slight delay in the transfer.
01:01:57Tell him I'll meet him at the fourth hole in an hour.
01:01:59I want you to go to the Galatea and wait for Wang's messenger.
01:02:02He'll say the code words, Acapulco gold, then you let him check over the boat carefully.
01:02:06Then we'll get the okay to take the heroin.
01:02:08And you leave him with the boat.
01:02:10But first of all, I want you and George to off Solberg and that kid they get on my tits.
01:02:17We have to kill him?
01:02:21Come on, there's got to be something else we can do.
01:02:23Sally, that money is waiting there for us.
01:02:26And Solberg and that kid are in the way.
01:02:29Now, you're an intelligent woman.
01:02:30You know what has to be done.
01:02:32George will help you.
01:02:33This is not a sweetie pie business, but it's a very rewarding one.
01:02:37Take the rolls.
01:02:39The Chinaman sent it over as a thank you gift.
01:03:00When you're finished, George, take Sally to the boat.
01:03:03Then you come back here and get us ready to leave.
01:03:17Oh, hi, George.
01:03:18It's feeding time, huh?
01:03:20Outside.
01:03:21Hello, George.
01:03:23Have you seen Sally?
01:03:32Hi, Sally.
01:03:34What a nice gun you got there.
01:03:36Sorry.
01:03:37You've got to be kidding.
01:03:39Will you just get in the car?
01:03:41Yes, ma'am.
01:03:43At least hold it right.
01:03:44Right.
01:03:46Let's get in the car.
01:03:49Let's get in the car.
01:03:54Let's get in the car.
01:03:58Let's get in the car.
01:03:58Let's get in the car.
01:04:00Let's get in the car.
01:04:01Let's get in the car.
01:04:01Let's get in the car.
01:04:02Let's get in the car.
01:04:02Let's get in the car.
01:04:02Let's get in the car.
01:04:03Let's get in the car.
01:04:04Let's get in the car.
01:04:06Let's get in the car.
01:04:08Let's get in the car.
01:04:10Let's get in the car.
01:04:20is this your first time sally killing people
01:04:26first time for everything listen i'd like to make sure we're straight on what's happening here
01:04:30now if you pull that trigger and fire the gun you're going to send a bullet through my body
01:04:35and that will end it for me do you understand everything that i am now everything that i was
01:04:41last night it will be over that happened sooner or later that's that's very comforting indeed
01:04:49in that case i'd like to tell you what i have in mind now if you just sit tight there
01:04:54the captain
01:04:55here is going to choke george and i'm going to grab the steering wheel of the car okay one two
01:05:03three
01:05:12i don't believe you
01:05:16maybe uh just maybe i was wrong about you
01:05:24so
01:05:30so
01:05:36so
01:06:04after you boys
01:06:07george the sign says this is a hazardous area yeah i know
01:06:15so
01:06:23so
01:06:34so
01:06:36so
01:06:36so
01:06:36so
01:06:36so
01:06:36so
01:06:58just stay here i'll take you up
01:07:14hold it
01:07:14hold it right there
01:07:16ah george hey listen you know that time i hit you
01:07:19uh
01:07:21i didn't mean to hurt you honest to god
01:07:23yeah george listen now you know crime doesn't pay and we got a nice relationship going you know what i
01:07:27mean george
01:07:46it's okay it's okay it's okay you really did it you came through
01:07:50it's okay
01:07:53it's okay
01:07:54sally
01:07:55where did fry go
01:07:57sit down sit down relax
01:07:59come on little girl you tell me what's going down
01:08:01what's going on
01:08:01hey take it easy carl okay
01:08:05i don't know i'm gonna have to sell the two of you anyway i'm working undercover for
01:08:08DEA
01:08:10jesus i don't believe this
01:08:11sally let's get this thing finished what is happening
01:08:15it's a big connection
01:08:17gold for heroin
01:08:18where
01:08:20i don't know
01:08:21with who
01:08:22i don't know that either
01:08:24i know he's chinese
01:08:25and it's worth millions
01:08:27and i'm supposed to be
01:08:29on the boat for the transfer
01:08:31where the hell is the gold
01:08:32on the galatea
01:08:33no wait
01:08:34no wait
01:08:35goddammit
01:08:36i have been up and down that boat a hundred times
01:08:38it's ballast and it's covered in lead
01:08:42shh
01:08:45the world class sailor bamboozled again huh
01:08:48well you missed it too dumbass all right
01:08:50hey hey wait wait wait
01:08:51remember me i'm just along for the ride
01:08:53all play no work remember
01:08:54all right
01:08:56we know what and we know where
01:08:59i still don't know who
01:09:01well obviously it's gotta be fry right
01:09:02no there's somebody else
01:09:05he gets half
01:09:07who's that
01:09:08i don't know
01:09:10why are they making the transfer
01:09:11now
01:09:12oh jesus
01:09:16all right ralph i'm gonna take sally and i'm gonna go to the boat and try to make the connection
01:09:19on that end
01:09:20you find fry and stay with him don't do anything just stay with him you understand
01:09:27damn excuse
01:09:29damn excuse
01:09:30okay
01:09:38oh
01:09:39oh
01:09:57Roger, Looney Bird.
01:09:58This is crazy horse.
01:10:01Proceed to your objective.
01:10:03Proceed to your objective.
01:10:09Roger, Dodger, Looney.
01:10:33Mr. Wang.
01:10:35Mr. Fry, I assume you have the merchandise?
01:10:38I do.
01:10:40May I ask where it is?
01:10:41I'm sitting on it.
01:10:44Where may that be, Mr. Wang?
01:10:51Centuries of Chinese ingenuity.
01:10:55Now, what is the game plan?
01:10:58Send your man to the Galatea.
01:11:00Have him say, Acapulco gold to the young lady on board.
01:11:04She'll turn the boat over to him.
01:11:07The gold is disguised as ballast.
01:11:12Yankee, Yankee.
01:11:14My man will settle me three times when the boat crosses this point, showing me that the gold is okay.
01:11:21Then I will turn over the cart to you.
01:11:23Fair enough?
01:11:24Fairness itself.
01:11:39How many do you think are inside?
01:11:49Looney Bird, this is crazy horse.
01:11:51We're going in.
01:11:52We're going in.
01:12:25Oh, Jesus.
01:12:29Little girl, you don't have any dope.
01:12:59Here comes the boat.
01:13:00Here comes the boat.
01:13:14Do you see a signal?
01:13:16There's been no signal.
01:13:19I can't imagine what's going on down there.
01:13:28You son of a bitch.
01:13:36No, wait, wait.
01:13:37Oh, God damn it.
01:13:38Wait a minute.
01:13:39We can work it out.
01:13:40We can work it out.
01:13:43Let's go quick.
01:13:51Land.
01:13:53We can work it out.
01:13:55Up.
01:14:00We can work it out.
01:14:24Good swing, Herb.
01:14:25And you cut your wrist straight.
01:14:27God damn it, Taurus.
01:14:28Can't you keep your god damn mouth shut for one god damn minute?
01:14:31Well, Herb, I'm really sorry.
01:14:33You didn't scream at me when you fell off the raft and I pulled you back on.
01:14:37That's your story, Taurus.
01:14:39You didn't have to stand up in that god damn raft when you had to go to the god damn
01:14:42bathroom.
01:14:56Good heck, Herb.
01:14:58Oh, my, there's a golf cart.
01:15:02Four.
01:15:06Oh, my, it hit him, Herb.
01:15:21Two.
01:15:37Two-stroke penalty for going in the water.
01:16:09Hello, listen, the deal fell through, the heroin is in the ocean, 50,000 fish is stoned
01:16:17out of their heads. What? He's dead. Listen, someone is on the boat with that gold.
01:16:24Wait a minute. Get a hold of yourself. Now calm down with this thing. We can still save it.
01:16:30All right, I'll meet you at the hydrofoil in 10 minutes. All right.
01:16:35Congressman, I'm going to have to leave you for about an hour. You can handle things here
01:16:38with the radio, can't you? Certainly, Ray, go ahead. Thank God you're an American.
01:16:43What you and your people are doing for the youth of this country simply cannot be described.
01:16:47Congressman, I'm just trying to clear up a little messy situation. That's all.
01:17:33There was no signal. They sailed right on by. There was no signal. All right, all right. Take it easy.
01:17:37We're all right here. We're in no trouble. We can recover from this thing. Just take it easy.
01:17:43Morgan, will you trust me with this? Come on.
01:17:47Now, Captain, my name is Hollister. Dog Enforcement Agency.
01:17:51Yes, sir.
01:17:52Yes, sir.
01:17:53We got a little problem. Thought you might want to help us with it, eh?
01:17:56There's a 65-foot motor sailor off the coast. She's y'all rigged, and we figure she's about six miles
01:18:01out.
01:18:02But there's some heavy people on board, and, well, you've got the only craft here that can help us stop
01:18:07them.
01:18:09I'd really like to help you, but we have a full load of passengers scheduled back to Honolulu in 30
01:18:14minutes.
01:18:15Captain, come on. With this beautiful seabird of yours, well, you can drop us off out there and be back
01:18:19in half that time.
01:18:20Rose, is it?
01:18:21Yes, sir.
01:18:22Well, this is a federal case, Captain. We appreciate your help. What do you say?
01:18:26Okay. Okay, let's go do it, then.
01:18:39We appreciate your help.
01:19:09We appreciate your help.
01:19:34All right, what now?
01:19:35Well, now we're going to ram the Galatea.
01:19:38Ram it?
01:19:39Oh, sure.
01:19:40What about the gold?
01:19:41Well, the gold will be on the bottom.
01:19:43In a couple of days, I'll send out some divers.
01:19:45That's probably the safest place for it anyway.
01:19:48Once we off those people on the boat, we'll be the only two who know anything about the money.
01:19:52That's right.
01:19:53That's right.
01:20:05Well, that's really subtle.
01:20:24Can I use this binoculars?
01:20:25It'll certainly help us out.
01:20:29Well, that's her.
01:20:30The Galatea, right there.
01:20:31Can you see it?
01:20:32Yeah, I see it.
01:20:34Want to zero in on it?
01:20:35Okay.
01:20:37What is it?
01:20:40Automatic here?
01:20:41It's fully automatic.
01:20:42Very much like an airplane.
01:20:51Is that the power over there?
01:20:52This is the power and your flaps, your rudders.
01:20:56How do you turn her off and off?
01:20:57Just this one switch right here.
01:21:02Thank you, Captain.
01:21:03Glad to be of service to you.
01:21:10Okay, Ralph, your day has come.
01:21:22Come on.
01:21:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:22:13What the hell is that?
01:22:16Might be a contact.
01:22:31Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
01:22:32We'd like to welcome you all aboard the Jet Flow Kamehameha.
01:22:35At the present time, we are extending our throttles up into the full power position.
01:22:39As soon as the Kamehameha...
01:22:48Is that your boss?
01:22:54What the hell is he doing?
01:23:01From that moment on, we will accelerate much more rapidly up to our standard cruising state of
01:23:06between 40 to 42 knots.
01:23:23Jesus.
01:23:26Get it up!
01:23:28Get it up!
01:23:40Get off!
01:23:47Get off!
01:23:49Stupid!
01:23:50Get off it!
01:23:53Get off it!
01:23:59Get off it!
01:24:35Hey, Captain.
01:24:37Yeah.
01:24:37You know, the last thing in the world I would have suspected was that you'd turn out to be a
01:24:40narc.
01:24:41Well, I'm kind of a half-ass narc. I was blackmailed the same as you were.
01:24:46See, the DEA knew that they had a double agent inside pretty high up.
01:24:51They needed somebody on the outside to penetrate.
01:24:52Couldn't trust their own guys.
01:24:54So they found out about a couple of mistakes I made a few years back, and that was it.
01:24:59So you're not a professional agent?
01:25:00No, ma'am. I am not a professional agent.
01:25:04Whatever I was, I'm out of it now.
01:25:08Hey, Ralph.
01:25:10Thank you very much for coming back to me, you know.
01:25:14Listen, if I didn't save your life at your age, they'd raise my life insurance premium for sure.
01:25:23Listen, you know what? Maybe we ought to start that charter business.
01:25:27Are you sitting on some gold I don't know about?
01:25:38I was on the plane back home last Sunday
01:25:45But oh, what happened to me there
01:25:49I don't know about it now?
01:25:58I don't know about it now
01:26:06I don't know about it now
01:26:16Some things come when you least expect them
01:26:19Cause I'm lost and there's no love away from home
01:26:37Darling, please, don't you know I miss you?
01:26:44Can't you see I'm thinking of the home I knew
01:27:10Can't you see I'm thinking of the home I knew
01:27:12Can't you see I'm thinking of the home I knew
01:27:15Don't leave me here alone
01:27:18Cause I'm lost and there's no love away from home
01:27:23Amen.