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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:34Psychgia pension, Michael.
01:36We're going to be talking about anything?
01:38We're going to be talking about anything if we don't have a face on unit,
01:39but our big mother joins us now!
01:43in the universe and consulting scientific experts their conclusion the original big bang got one
01:50thing wrong daytime the love island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09day is the new night and black is well black is still the new black
02:14and in the biggest ever shake up to the format we had nighttime entrances
02:29how are we getting out of here how do you get out of here ah ah ah hold on oh
02:37my gosh help me
02:42oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my
02:55gosh oh my gosh
03:01oh my gosh help help thank you thank you thank you oh my god yes hi we said you're right
03:16did we get out oh sweet probably
03:22here's to you here's to you here's to me here's to me here's to us here's to us here's to
03:27we
03:33but before they even set foot in the villa our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:37to the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a tv studio in london
03:48hello hello hello anyone here oh no they've gone where have they gone get me me our jammer
04:02hello it's me ian sterling
04:07aim with two eyes the funny scottish guy nah that's lewis capaldi
04:13i'm at the studio where is everyone
04:16oh it was all changed with the profiles too this series fancy
04:22what do you mean it's secret
04:26well we'll see about that i'll find you
04:35i'll take to the air
04:38where is there a plane
04:42do you see a plane
04:52i can't even see the plane
04:58i'll take to the sea
05:04i'll take to the air
05:06again
05:08ah anyone know i have to steer these things
05:13weee do these things have a break
05:17oh my gosh
05:22and that's how free i want to be
05:24oh i think i found them
05:27and here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:30ah check it out check it out icon icon
05:35how are we doing guys
05:37news lovely gorgeous perfect settings ready to get going
05:42oh my god it's sensational look at the view
05:45love
05:50i just love kissing people no like it's
06:08i feel like i'm like a hologram version of me
06:11like i'm not actually here yet like i cannot process this
06:34i haven't had a mirror so i don't know what i bloody look like
07:02what's that saying
07:04you've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:07is that it i know to kiss a few frogs isn't it
07:11well that's my saying i've changed it
07:13i don't think there's anyone like me on planet earth
07:14period
07:16like i actually just don't and if you if you know someone like me
07:19please call the number here but i don't think you do
07:22i genuinely think i'm not even i'm not even waffling this is no chicken waffle yeah
07:28i genuinely think i could beat a shark in a fight
07:33as in if if i'm in the sea and the sharks at me one on one
07:38i'm coming out on top there isn't i'm like there's any of my friends call them at home
07:43i promise you i've been saying this for years
07:46all you gotta do is come and bang that's it's gone
07:49you didn't even see that coming
07:52thank you
07:57having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the islanders big entrance the producers completely forgot about the coupling
08:04up
08:05this time there are no games
08:08it's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves
08:12genius
08:12get the islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed
08:18so yes labound is doing things a little differently this year but one thing that will never change are the
08:24get to know you chats
08:27they're as awkward as ever
08:29right
08:30do you need help
08:31no
08:31are you sure yeah i think
08:35elegant look at that professional
08:37wow shit
08:38yeah you have to be careful
08:39okay
08:40oh my god
08:42this is how you get the ick though
08:43what
08:44on something like this
08:44no
08:45do you want to get some water
08:47um yes please
08:48i'll let me get you some
08:50yes please
08:50bear with
08:51bear with
08:52bear with
08:52bear with
08:53bear with
08:53bear with
08:53bear with
08:53bear with
08:55wait wait what are you eating
08:57ice lollies bro
08:59help yourself
08:59oh this is cool
09:01oh
09:03i wanted water but fuck that
09:05do you do brazilian jiu-jitsu
09:07no
09:08what is
09:09what that is
09:10no no no
09:11because it's really neat
09:12i've actually never dated anyone who does it
09:13because i'm like i can't cope with this
09:14i feel like people judge me
09:16yeah
09:17just on based on how i look
09:18yeah
09:19like i'm a fuck boy
09:20yeah
09:20um
09:21i do think you do give that
09:23i wouldn't say i am
09:24you do give
09:25yeah
09:25boy
09:26not gonna lie
09:29do you want ice lolly instead
09:30no thank you
09:37what's the scottish lingo then
09:39what's ireland is that just like
09:41yeah
09:41yeah
09:41aye
09:42aye
09:42what else is there
09:43i'm trying to think
09:44what would you call that in the kitchen like see that bit where the sink is
09:49see there
09:51what what
09:52like that
09:53oh what the bit in the middle
09:54it's an island
09:55no
09:56like
09:57what what
09:58it's a full hang what is that to you like a counter top it's a kitchen
10:02i don't know it's a uh what would you call it back like oh go put that on the counter
10:09counter yeah counter yeah that's a bunker a bunker aye aye aye
10:16do you want a new cup
10:17do you want a new cup
10:17do you want a new cup
10:18yes please
10:18yes fine
10:19go with
10:24where are the cups what do you need cups yeah for what water yeah all this all this is this
10:31is fresh
10:32is it wash it out no i'm rinsing it they're used to use the filter in the fridge angelista
10:38did eventually get her chat with opie about 30 seconds before the sun came up
10:51as we saw on the main show it wasn't long before jasmine learned that lorenzo really has
10:55a way with words i feel like you're very promiscuous you could be like no not in a bad
11:02no i mean like you are very sexy you're very sexy promiscuous no maybe i use that word wrong
11:08i'm so far off of that you have no idea that's not promiscuous maybe i chose the wrong
11:13you not maybe it should have been man eater yeah yeah
11:19you think lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst
11:23but au contraire turns out he was just getting started
11:28a tart is a good thing it's like a it's like a fuck no no i would say aiden's a
11:34top tart
11:35are we calling are we calling each other tarts yeah yeah i don't know about that bro
11:43this is this is lost on me all right i'm just not going to speak for the next yeah you
11:47know he
11:47said i look promiscuous what does that mean what do you mean what does that mean like that mysterious
11:53yes that's what i thought no do you know what it means do you know what it means like you're
11:59like
11:59a hoe yes that's what it means i'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact oxford english dictionary
12:04definition of promiscuous bit close enough jasmine
12:14in this next unseen clip ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18my mum named my boobs phil and grant yes which one's phil which one's girl i don't know that's
12:25you don't know that's her choice can i name them now then right can i have a look yes so
12:31i'm thinking
12:34wait what did what did she call them phil and grant like the mitchell brothers
12:42i've never heard of them the extenders oh phil and grant okay okay
12:48i don't think you're gonna beat it we'll go phil and grant i don't think you can beat it it's
12:52an
12:52absolute belter now everyone she actually like like she doesn't actually say that though like when
12:58you come downstairs she put it on her instagram story when i had it was the one year she went
13:04happy one
13:04year to phil and grant hey look that chair magnified
13:20ever wondered what it would be like if we had alan partridge on love island well lorenzo is giving
13:25us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip aha where are you from you me
13:34wherever about this is that though is that up yeah okay i'm down it's not it's not down it's out
13:40round the m25 yeah about that what's your junction
13:49what junction are you i've never heard that one how do you not know you come off on a junction
13:55i know
13:56the mo way we're probably quite close junctions yeah i think we are yeah i feel like i'm seven and
14:01like you're i'm like five and you're like seven well i don't know how they how do they like work
14:05out where the junks my way don't end where does it always start where does it end because there
14:10isn't if you've got london in the middle right hartford cheers north but this is where i get a
14:15little bit lost so just slow i just know london's in there and that's as good as it gets what
14:23what
14:23okay carry on right london there this is this is where is it like just north of london north north
14:28west northeast yes essex is actually that's it okay just simple simple words you've got north of
14:36london you've got hartfordshire then you've got essex yeah and then you've got kent no yes so you
14:41go around the m25 now he's talking you go wrap it around yes you go around the m25 thing are
14:48you
14:48actually understanding this or is it no no no i i know my maps okay you're actually good with my
14:53maps yeah do you drive to where like that yeah i drive in scotland dunphy all right do you drive
14:59on the
14:59right in scotland yeah do you drive on the right in scotland is it there's no way do you are
15:05what
15:05do you drive is it is it left-hand drive your car drive like normal no like you drive on
15:10the left
15:10it's just the same as england same as england right oh my god you never know because it's
15:14a different fucking land do they have junctions though
15:36time for a quick dip into our islanders pre-show interviews to ask opie what are you like
15:42people always think i'm all right i'm gonna be uns uns all the time but i'm actually like
15:46ah i ran it in time we'll come back after to find out in his own words what opie like
16:07welcome back to love island unseen bit
16:13we're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa here we go
16:18one two three i believe in cheese can you stop please no my g because i'm repping about cheese
16:29anything you want from us girls go to the end pose come back and then i'll go if you say
16:33so
16:37we'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41we've got hard hitting clips
16:43and again and again and full body flips fantastic just say it like it is like a duck to water
16:54it's the same thing this year's islanders really are the goat
17:04i'm not even trying that one
17:06what the is going on
17:10earlier we rudely interrupted opie while talking about his favorite subject opie
17:15but what's opie like
17:19people always think i'm all right i'm going to be uns uns all the time but i'm actually like
17:24i mean there's there's like again opes is a different opes opes is a i'm like an onion
17:29you see that whole thing with shrek i'm like an onion opes is an onion
17:33captioning that opes onions that can be the opes
17:36not sure liking yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea ropey
17:43but you do you
17:50islander ellie is flying the flag for scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at
17:55mallorque airport but not inside the villa is shrek scottish yeah it's who shrek yeah yeah
18:01that's just a wild comment to just whack out with that's a good point actually i didn't think of
18:06that are you calling her shrek scottish any you're in bed with shrek well done either
18:11fiona
18:15donkey
18:16so what am i shrek is that what is like what you can be fiona and then he can be
18:21lord farquhar
18:27where is that ogre
18:34that was a fab impression where is that ogre luckily she didn't she didn't turn into an ogre
18:44and so ellie discovered that a snog from aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55i took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way
18:59it could get any more blue
19:04but it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10one by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random
19:15that phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:29so let's do a callback and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:37samaraj
19:39oh here we go okay
19:41oh no i'd suck all the times again
19:47perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53oh no i'm scared you've got to lie down though and then put this leg over like this
20:08i love that one too great position yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that
20:15it's called the samaraj special
20:23say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27oh the couple that i can't see working i'd probably say sam and robin i don't think sam's
20:35got to know lola i think sam and lola could be
20:40could be a little vibe going on yeah i think robin should be with i think she should be with
20:47george
20:49because she likes george
20:55i like robin so
21:01ellie
21:08have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:14you haven't got to pick me are you messing this is your time to shine
21:18do you guys
21:19do you want to see me
21:21do you want you can just do it here
21:36oh do it here look
21:38oh i don't know how to do it
21:40F***ing hug.
21:42Go for a team!
21:43Tom!
21:50How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No. No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh, there's more than me thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25That's so hot.
22:27I've never really let someone suck me toe.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toe-sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Oh, not after that performance.
22:52I think you can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:09Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23You've never said that.
23:25Like I say, it's like I'm talking now.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa,
23:47and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the arse?
23:57That's me.
24:00How many arse cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Two, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What do I say to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:44Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be carrying it on a bit.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning, if I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind
24:59of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie, I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka, defrocka,
25:12frapper, nacka, De Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you playing with me?
25:32No.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant, but I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits!
26:19So let's get this party started!
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, DJ?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun,
26:30tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:31Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the deck, wait!
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker!
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:03That's the downward dog.
27:05Look, you've dusted your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Wait, where's the down?
27:11It's Love Island Unseen Mads!
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh, my God.
27:32Perry the platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So platypus.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:54Yeah.
27:55I don't teach the kids that.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like...
28:09You're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Not gonna lie.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19It's like...
28:20Yeah, you are out BBC4.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder, miss you.
28:30Ooh.
28:31Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35Nah.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this how down there living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:46You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm gonna go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not gonna lie, don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Ah, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:11These are taking the time.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:24I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just gonna go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool
29:49actually is.
29:51You're gonna have to teach me some slanking, I'm serious.
29:53Cos when we get out and I come down and we have to go out and I'm gonna have to
29:56go out and
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then.
30:07You come right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:17When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs.
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:45Can you...
30:47Oh, my fuck.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52Yeah.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55a man.
30:57A man?
30:59Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:20Where is it?
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen!
31:25In 4K, what the hell?
31:27Oh, my God.
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29Yeah.
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slap me.
31:32I know if you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:44Why?
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell!
32:05Whoa, wait.
32:05Take a picture of it.
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told him to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I chose my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Ah!
32:38I'm going to.
32:41I don't like that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Ahh!
32:57Oh, my God.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:09Oh, my God.
33:10Oh, my God.
33:10Oh...
33:11Oh, my God.
33:12Oh, my God.
33:14Yeah, I'll give a minute.
33:23Oh, my God.
33:26Look at that wand.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up. I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God, I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy? You're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:48Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking worries.
34:32Disgusting!
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her sign of shit?
34:45No!
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:01No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Oh, you must have?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:14Right, you ready?
35:14I'm going to sing Shall…
35:17Sally boyfriend laughing…
35:24Ready?
35:26Right, ready?
35:27…I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall…
35:34This is like Year eleven drama.
35:37So, you're singing…
35:38Oh you saw this one.
35:40Right.
35:40Go, go, go.
35:41Which one of you guys has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, was it me?
35:47Was it me?
35:49Was it fucking one of you guys?
35:51Disgusting!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:03Are you ready? Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08This bit much.
36:09I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11What's that funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:34Good luck!
37:56Everyone say cheese!
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand on the...
38:25Alright, listen.
38:26That's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons,
38:33you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday
38:49saying, that Aidan, what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boyd Ramsey!
38:56Don't it?
38:57Smell's got two, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:01You're right.
39:02Are you joking, man?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09Has this been robbed?
39:11It's just been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's alright.
39:13I'll make another one.
39:14Round two.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:18It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What'd she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan, it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the guys a...
39:32Is it Sam's age?
39:33Can I have Sam?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got full on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:51She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:05Yeah.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Alien Samraj, it's not over yet. A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj. I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:19Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, innit?
41:23Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24That sounds horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from? You got me with an accent?
41:27Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50, innit?
41:34I was going to say close enough, but it's my laugh.
41:37Do you have this before?
41:38I'm a model, darling. I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just rolled away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down. I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down, cos I'm squinting that now, innit?
41:56It's OK.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that anything.
41:59You're good luck, cheers.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:08Did you just smack your head?
42:16It's back.
42:17It's time for...
42:19Beach Up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our Anders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:29I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, cos the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:57I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this, make it rain.
43:06This one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure ringing.
43:13Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Huh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:32Oops.
43:33Looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the Magic Mike one, where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Ooh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:09Is it alright?
44:10Is that one or I should do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach up in Canada!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode, but we are almost at
44:30the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to Waft.com.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me too!
44:44It's that time we go!
44:46They find us a dog.
44:47100% they're going to use that shit.
44:49Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:55It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin.
44:59Thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
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