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Love Island UK Season 13 - Episode 6
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00:12My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:17We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:24Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:32Stop it, stop it, stop it.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard of snogging, snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Wrapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Men!
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier.
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:41The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:47Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:54The Love Island gods have spoken.
01:56And turned day into night.
02:09Day is a new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:15And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format,
02:18we had night-time entrances.
02:21Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:24Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed.
02:30How are we getting out of here?
02:31How do you get out of here?
02:33Oh.
02:33What?
02:34Oh.
02:36Oh.
02:36Hold on.
02:37Oh my gosh, help me.
02:39Woo!
02:42Oh my gosh.
02:48OMG!
02:49Oh my gosh.
02:50OMG!
02:52Oh my gosh, I've got to be sad.
02:55Oh my gosh, I've got to be sad.
02:55No!
02:55What the hell?
02:58Help!
02:59Help!
03:01Oh my gosh.
03:03Help!
03:03Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:39and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:48Hello? Hello? Anyone here? Oh no, they've gone. Where have they gone? Get me miawa jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:05Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two I's
04:09The funny Scottish guy? Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio. Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series. Fancy!
04:23What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:39Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06Again
05:08Ah, anyone know I have to steer these things?
05:13Wheeee
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh
05:19Oh
05:23And that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:31Ah
05:32Check it out, check it out
05:33Icon
05:34Icon
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely
05:38Gorgeous
05:39Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going
05:41Oh my god, it's sensational
05:44Look at the view
05:45Love
05:47Montag
05:50I just love kissing people
05:53Icon
05:54Cut that
05:55Cut
05:56Cut
05:57Cut
05:57Cut
05:57Cut
05:58That
05:58Oh my god
06:00Ooh, it's a hat
06:02Guys, look at a
06:03Mallorca
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:35I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like
06:37I don't know what I bloody look like
06:45I've been sweet-kippin' when I see yourself
06:50In place-kippin' can you feel it count down
06:55Space-kippin' when I bring it move
06:58Out
06:58Out
06:59Out
06:59Yeah, we're moving like that
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:07Is that it?
07:08I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my saying, I've changed it
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth
07:15Period
07:16Like I actually just don't
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here
07:21But I don't think you do
07:22I genuinely think
07:23I'm not even shat- I'm not even waffling
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think
07:30I could beat a shark
07:31In a fight
07:33As in if-
07:34If I'm in the sea
07:36And the shark's at me one-on-one
07:39I'm coming out on top
07:40There isn't-
07:41I'm like-
07:41Ask any of my friends
07:42Call them at home
07:44I promise you
07:44I've been saying this for years
07:46All you've got to do is come and-
07:48Bang!
07:48It's gone
07:49You didn't even see that coming
07:52Thank you
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance
08:02The producers completely forgot about the coupling up
08:05This time, there are no games
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed
08:18So yeah, Slaband is doing things a little differently this year
08:22But one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats
08:27They're as awkward as ever
08:29Right
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No
08:32Yeah, I think-
08:36Elegant!
08:36Look at that!
08:37Professional shit!
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful
08:39Okay
08:40Oh my god
08:42This is how you get the ick though
08:43What?
08:44On something like this
08:44No!
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um, yes please
08:49I'll let me get you some
08:50Yes please
08:50Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:55Wait, what you eating?
08:58Ice lollies bro
08:59Help yourself
09:00Oh this is cool
09:01Ha ha
09:03I wanted water but fuck that
09:05Do you do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu?
09:08No
09:08What is wrong?
09:10That is so-
09:11No no no
09:11That is really neat
09:12I'm actually never dating anyone who does it
09:13Because I'm like I can't cope with that
09:15I feel like people judge me
09:17Yeah
09:17Just on based on how I look
09:19Yeah
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy
09:20Yeah
09:21I do think you do give that
09:23I wouldn't say I am
09:24You do give
09:25Yeah
09:26Oh you're not gonna lie
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:31No thank you
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like yeah?
09:42Yeah
09:42Aye
09:42Aye
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46See that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there
09:51What?
09:52What?
09:53Like that
09:53Oh what the bit in the middle
09:54That's an island
09:56No
09:56Like
09:57What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop
10:01It's a kitchen
10:02I don't know
10:03It's a
10:04What would you call it back
10:06Like
10:06Oh go put that on the
10:08Counter
10:09Counter yeah
10:10Counter yeah
10:11That's a bunker
10:12A bunker
10:13Aye
10:14Aye
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes for you
10:18Yes for you
10:19Yes for you
10:19Go with
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:27Yeah
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah
10:30Oh this is fresh
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out
10:34No I'm rinsing it
10:35They used a filter in the fridge
10:38Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up
10:51As we saw on the main show it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous you could be like no not in a bad way
11:02No I mean like you are very sexy
11:06What?
11:06You're very sexy
11:06Promiscuous
11:07No maybe I use that word wrong
11:09I'm so far off of that you have no idea
11:11That's not promiscuous
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song
11:15Not maybe
11:15It should have been Man Eater
11:16Yeah
11:17Yeah not promiscuous
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst
11:24But au contraire
11:26Turns out he was just getting started
11:28A tart is a good thing
11:29What?
11:30Is it fuck?
11:31No
11:31What?
11:32I would say
11:34Aidan's a top tart
11:36Are we calling
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah
11:39Yeah
11:41I don't know about that bro
11:43This is lost on me
11:45I'm just not gonna speak for the next
11:47You know he said I look promiscuous
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52Like mysterious
11:53Yes that's what I thought
11:55No
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No
11:58Like you're like a hoe
11:58No it's not
11:59Like you're like a hoe
12:00Yes that's what it means
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous
12:06Bit close enough Jasmine
12:14In this next unseen clip Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant
12:21Yes
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know that's her
12:25You don't know?
12:26That's her choice
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes
12:29So
12:31I'm thinking
12:34Wait what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant like the Mitchell brothers
12:42I've never heard of them
12:43The EastEnders
12:45Oh Phil and Grant
12:46Okay okay
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant
12:51I don't think you can beat it
12:52It's an absolute belter
12:54Now everyone is
12:55She actually like
12:56She doesn't actually say that though like when you come downstairs
12:58She put it on her Instagram
12:59No no
13:00She put it on her Instagram story when I had
13:03It was the one year
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant
13:05Hey look
13:06Magnificent
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Partridge on Love Island
13:24Well Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip
13:28AHA!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31Half the cheer.
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:35Wherever about this is that, though.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:38Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, what about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5322.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the motorway.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they work out where the junction is.
14:06My way don't end.
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:10Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north east.
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London's in there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Just north or London?
14:28North?
14:29What is it?
14:29North east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally.
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Right, okay, just simple.
14:34Simple word in.
14:35So you've got north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire.
14:37Then you've got Essex.
14:39And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking!
14:44You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Ding.
14:48Are you actually understanding this?
14:49Or is it going...
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:52Okay.
14:53I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:55We're like that?
14:56Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, Amphi.
14:58Alright.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:08Left hand drive, like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:12Same as England, right?
15:13Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, cos it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What?
15:21Junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29I write a junction.
15:30It's something different.
15:37Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns-uns all the time,
15:45but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, ran out of time.
15:47Well, come back after to find out in his own words,
15:51what Opie like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Cos I'm rapping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to N's pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:32If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:44And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:49Fantastic.
16:49Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:55It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goat.
17:01What?
17:01Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:11Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject.
17:15Opie.
17:16But!
17:17What's Opie like?
17:20People always think I'm going to be unz unz all the time.
17:22I'm actually like unz unz unz unz.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's, there's like, again, Ops is a different.
17:27Ops, Ops is a, I'm like an onion.
17:29See that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:32Ops is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35That can be the Opie.
17:36It is.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02It's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:08Are you calling her Shrek?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek?
18:09Well done, I thought.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:17So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what, like what?
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre lost.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true, love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself, there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:05But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one our Islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:20Oh!
19:20Oh!
19:21Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an Islander of your choice!
19:26Suck the toes!
19:28Suck the toes!
19:29Suck the toes!
19:30So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Suck the toes!
19:38Suck the toes!
19:39Suck the toes!
19:40Suck the toes!
19:40Oh!
19:40Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:46Oh!
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the Islander you think would be best in bed.
20:00You've got to lie down there and then put this leg over like this
20:12Does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:30The couple that I can't see working I'd probably say Sam and Robin. I don't think Sam's got to know
20:36Lola
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be
20:40Could be a little vibe going on yeah, I think Robin should be with I think she should be with
20:47George
20:50Because she likes George
20:56I like Robin so
21:01Ellie
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:35Oh
21:36I
21:37I
21:38I
21:40F***ing hug.
21:42Come on, Finn, save!
21:43Tom!
21:47How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey.
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night
22:06with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07if you think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:14No. No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:18Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:21There's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:25That's so hot.
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon,
22:43where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting a toe-sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:49Well, not after that performance.
22:51What is that?
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:55Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking,
22:59or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:05Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:08What did you say?
23:09Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot,
23:17but I won't be like,
23:18oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I said,
23:22I'm more about the arms.
23:24Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say,
23:25like we're supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:32Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:34I'd ask for a show of hands,
23:35but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands
23:38right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee
23:45is not just a simple morning brew in the villa
23:47and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself
23:53a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57That's new.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Okay, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning,
24:12basically, it instigates, you know,
24:14that things are quite serious, really.
24:17It means you have, you know,
24:18you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that.
24:27And I'll see if I fill it up.
24:29Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:40Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:48Don't be fussy.
24:48Yeah.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:51Like, making someone a coffee in the morning,
24:52I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow,
24:59it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Aidan,
25:09I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka,
25:11defrocka frapper, nacka de Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on.
25:25If you look at anything,
25:27your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:31Are you flirting with me?
25:32No, straight off.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, grand.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:38Like, look at anything.
25:38And imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:42Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it will feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out
26:01what's the fun fact!
26:17You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:20So let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:27Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:28Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:29Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:30Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:32Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the deck, please.
26:41We've danced back through the last seven days
26:43of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, well, go blow your nose.
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:53These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the, that's the downward dog.
27:06No, you've dushed your head.
27:07Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's, where's the down?
27:11It's Love Island Unseen Mads.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun facts.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:21Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:32Oh my God.
27:32Perry the platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus.
27:37Does it sweat, water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:45Milk.
27:46Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:52I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:54I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:07But I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16I don't do like that.
28:16I don't do like that.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:20Yeah, you're out on BBC Four.
28:23We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder mystery.
28:31Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:39I find my self-help books.
28:39I low-key know half of this stuff I do.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this haram, they're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:47You just continue your book chats, I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:04Forget this shit.
29:05What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Ah, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:11The Swedish times.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I've read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the covers actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking, I'm serious.
29:53Mm-hm.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out.
29:56I'm going to have to go out and...
29:58Scotland's up with me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then.
30:08You come on right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:16Well, when I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:19When I come off.
30:21You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:29It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:45Can you?
30:47Oh, my fuck.
30:48He likes you.
30:49Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like a man.
30:57No.
31:00If I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:04Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry.
31:06That is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:10Fuck's sake.
31:12Oh.
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're upsetting me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:21Where is it?
31:21You're alright, you're alright.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen in 4K.
31:27What the hell?
31:27Oh, my God.
31:28That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29Yeah.
31:30It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:33I know if you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I can do.
31:37Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I bought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just wanna see what he's gonna do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I'm jumping back.
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:56Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait.
32:05Take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:07It's a beetle.
32:08Oh, it's Islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm gonna take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:27It's fine.
32:28That's massive.
32:29Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, just have my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38I'm joking.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, yeah.
33:06I don't know.
33:28But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up. I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40Here, look. You can just take in some...
33:42Are you happy? You're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie
34:23about one of the funniest people to come out of Scotland.
34:27Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her.
34:44I know.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:53We did re-enact her.
35:00Right, let's see her, let's see her.
35:02No, I need to see her, like, front on.
35:04Are you watching her?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The real ass, eh?
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:14Right, you ready?
35:15I've got to sing.
35:16I've got to sing.
35:17Shit.
35:25Right, ready?
35:26Right, okay.
35:27All right, I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:34This is, like, year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you'll sing.
35:38Oh, no, you saw this one, you saw this one, you know.
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, what's that mean?
35:48What's that mean?
35:49What's that fucking one of you has?
35:51Disgusting!
35:55Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:04Are you ready?
36:05Go.
36:08Do you know what I mean?
36:09Oh, this bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:12I think they can't put it.
36:12But what's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting.
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37:57Everyone say cheese.
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:20It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that, Aidan, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:55That looks good.
38:56Go on, Ramsey.
38:56Don't it?
38:57Smell's got two, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
39:00You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09What?
39:09We've just been robbed.
39:11We've just been robbed, mate.
39:12I don't know.
39:13It's all right.
39:13Make another one.
39:14Go on, too.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:17It's a bit soggy.
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:21Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:27Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:31I want to give the girls...
39:32Is it some satish?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:37That is the best thing I've ever done.
39:38You should.
39:43That gives me goosebumps.
39:45I've got full on shivers.
39:49Do you want to have that?
39:50I would.
39:51She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:08Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing
40:48as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:59It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:03The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:06Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:19Lovely, isn't it?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21What?
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K.
41:22It's different, isn't it?
41:23Oh, Cavan.
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got me with an accent.
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50, wasn't it?
41:35I was going to say close enough, but it's miles high.
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:44To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:47Sorry.
41:48I just fell away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this in.
41:51I actually can't see.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down.
41:54I'm just getting in that now.
41:55And all the way night, it's like, yeah, there's a fly.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that, you think?
41:59Yeah, it's a little shit.
42:01Let's do this.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:04Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:04It's fine.
42:07Pfft.
42:09She just sat in my head.
42:16It's back.
42:18It's time for...
42:19Peter Bonanza!
42:22I asked our Anders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, because the world
42:42needs to see it.
42:52Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and then like this, make it rain.
43:06So this one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure minging.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Eh.
43:24Eh?
43:27Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:33Oops.
43:34Looks like this.
43:39Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing.
43:45Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Ooh!
44:01Oh, no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:09Is it all right?
44:10Is that one all right?
44:11Should I do it again?
44:11Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach Up!
44:25Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFTCOM.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am back home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:42Me too!
44:44It's that time we got to do it!
44:47It's that time we got to do it!
44:48It's that time we got to do it!
44:48100% they're going to use that shit!
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time!
44:53It was a princess pop!
44:54It wasn't anything else!
44:56It wasn't a fart!
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks!
45:00See you next time!
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:31Bye!
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