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00:01:44Here Radio Palermo, various news, the constituent assembly elected after those days of plenary session as provisional head of the
00:01:52Republic, the Neapolitan jurist and politician Enrico De Nicola,
00:01:55if a financial scholar, from the Allied landing to today, the value of the lira has increased by at least 20
00:02:02times, while the increase in the cost of living is calculated at 2781 in 1846.
00:02:08You know that the allies had to bring women from the continent, because here in Sicily there are women with attractive bodies.
00:02:16they didn't find any.
00:02:18Also because the ones who were there got married.
00:02:24Oh, how it burns!
00:02:26Hot tea in the summer, we had to endure a war and an American landing to discover something so hygienic and so
00:02:33end.
00:02:34But tea is one without English, it is the English who, well, English or American always allies are.
00:02:40Since I was a girl, always the same, two days a month in bed.
00:02:45It only happens to fine women, me too.
00:02:48I have to stay there for five days.
00:02:49You should go to my new gynecologist, he's so good.
00:02:53Ah, I'm not changing mine, he never stops visiting me.
00:02:56Yesterday he told me, beautiful, very beautiful, inside and out.
00:03:01He told me I won't be able to have children.
00:03:03She's a lucky lady, a rabbit.
00:03:05Why don't you use that American system, it's called a diaphragm.
00:03:08Oh, it scares me to put something inside that...
00:03:11Oh, it makes her feel weird to put something in that...
00:03:15It's up to him how he thinks.
00:03:28What are you doing, you little homage?
00:03:30You're crazy, I was looking for a book.
00:03:32And ligaments, common vertebral ones, if they have to in...
00:03:36Anterior longitudinal ligament and posterior longitudinal ligament.
00:03:42Anterior longitudinal ligament and posterior longitudinal ligament.
00:03:47Jesus, Jesus, don't sing!
00:03:49But he who sings does not sin!
00:03:51Shut up!
00:03:51Oh, Jesus, Jesus!
00:03:54Nini, Nini, where are you?
00:03:57Oh, exit!
00:03:58Be careful with me, it's a passerby!
00:04:00Eh!
00:04:01Nini, where are you?
00:04:03Nini, mommy can't hear us!
00:04:06But why does that whore and the delicia persist in writing to him?
00:04:10I would never have brought her into the world if I imagined she would marry a Texas cattle dog in America!
00:04:16I know, I know, Pippino, I shouldn't do this.
00:04:19But every time you write me a letter I feel bad.
00:04:22You know how much it cost me to become a baroness, all my efforts.
00:04:26More than a baroness, she's the mother-in-law of a Texas cattle dog.
00:04:29This is what that one did to me.
00:04:30Nini, Nini, come on, little girl, you're taking a bath!
00:04:36Big cat lion!
00:04:43Nini, what are you doing?
00:04:46Nothing why?
00:04:48Like nothing, I smoke!
00:04:50Oh yes, I smoke!
00:04:51Well, the deputy is now taken!
00:04:53Nini!
00:04:55The bathroom is getting cold!
00:04:57But where did he go?
00:04:59Nini!
00:04:59Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:05:00Oh, you got burned!
00:05:02Nini!
00:05:02Nothing, nothing, you're already off.
00:05:05But where are you hiding?
00:05:07Play it!
00:05:09Do you know I'm writing you a poem?
00:05:11A poem, for me?
00:05:12Yes.
00:05:13Nini!
00:05:14Nini!
00:05:14So you can spend Sunday at church, okay?
00:05:16Yes, hello!
00:05:17I'm coming mommy!
00:05:17She threw herself voluptuously onto the bed.
00:05:22His hand moved up to unglue her panties, dipping his fingers into the dark forest.
00:05:31She let out a moan of pleasure.
00:05:36I found myself in a poem, the lost straightaway.
00:05:39Do you know I have to study?
00:05:41Of course I know.
00:05:42If you studied before, you wouldn't have gone in October.
00:05:44I'm always alone, I'm bored at home.
00:05:46But you've changed.
00:05:47I grew 5 centimeters and lost almost 2 kilos.
00:05:51If you keep going like this, it won't get any bad.
00:05:53Are you serious?
00:05:54I would like to become beautiful.
00:05:55I wish I had breasts like that.
00:05:57But this is too much.
00:05:59Well, like this.
00:06:00There, that's fine.
00:06:02And you?
00:06:03Me what?
00:06:04What would you like to be when you grow up?
00:06:06I'm already big.
00:06:07I'm practically a man.
00:06:08Make yourself heard.
00:06:10Idiot, I just wanted to hear if you have a beard.
00:06:12But stop it, of course I have it.
00:06:13I don't feel it.
00:06:14Of course, I did it last week.
00:06:17You know it.
00:06:20It's not true, you can't see it.
00:06:22Cretin.
00:06:23How much do you have?
00:06:23And why can't you see it?
00:06:25Because I still dress like a girl.
00:06:27You're the first man I've ever made feel this to.
00:06:30Can you make me hear it?
00:06:31Downstairs?
00:06:33Jesus, the lover will slap you.
00:06:36How was it?
00:06:37How was it?
00:06:38Hurry up, Carmela.
00:06:40Jesus, Jesus, what did you worry about?
00:06:42But don't they ever hurt you?
00:06:44And if it wasn't a pinch, then can you explain to me what it was?
00:06:47It's something I always do with Carmela.
00:06:50Now you raise your hand and I'll raise mine.
00:06:52Agatha, where are you?
00:06:54Where have you gone?
00:06:55Well, hello.
00:06:57Who knows when we'll see each other again.
00:06:58What a heartbreak.
00:06:59Having an older brother.
00:07:01Hello, Agatha.
00:07:02I'm coming, Ugo.
00:07:03I was saying goodbye to Enzo.
00:07:04Thanks for visiting.
00:07:06Say hello to my dad.
00:07:08What a cousin.
00:07:21Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, he loosened his chains.
00:07:23Now the baronello is being eaten.
00:07:30Wow, this lion is more aggressive than a tiger.
00:07:33I disturb.
00:07:35Of course, I was studying like crazy.
00:07:37You know my mother has it in for you, for your family, old and roaring.
00:07:40He doesn't want you to date him.
00:07:42And you don't hang out with me.
00:07:43And he says that until a few years ago you were in trouble.
00:07:46Ultimately, it's also true.
00:07:48Stay away, Baron.
00:07:49But I need you.
00:07:50I come to ask you to write me a love poem.
00:07:53Right away, beautiful.
00:07:54Do you go to school or not?
00:07:55Then you write the poem.
00:07:57But I go to the priests.
00:07:58I know nothing about profane love.
00:08:00So what are you going to promise?
00:08:02Stupid.
00:08:02I'll pay for a love poem.
00:08:04Come on, come on.
00:08:05Then I'll kill myself.
00:08:07It will be decorated with the sea in the distance.
00:08:10Accapi.
00:08:12And you.
00:08:13Accapi.
00:08:15Lemon-eyed Virgin.
00:08:17Virgin.
00:08:17But it's not a swear word.
00:08:20Lemon-eyed Virgin.
00:08:23Accapi.
00:08:23Run to your, head, glass room.
00:08:28To dream.
00:08:30To dream of me, who, at the end, dream of you.
00:08:35End.
00:08:38Beautiful, but we're sure it's about love.
00:08:40And why not?
00:08:42God a little.
00:08:43Have you ever looked at yourself naked in the mirror?
00:08:45Maybe, maybe tomorrow he will come in
00:08:51Your happiness
00:08:57And happiness
00:09:02Your happiness
00:09:08Nilla Pizzi sang
00:09:09The winner of the 1951 Sanremo Festival
00:09:14We are now broadcasting the regional news
00:09:18Here it is
00:09:19I knew it
00:09:20Never once do you find him studying
00:09:22But where will the whole day go?
00:09:24Around
00:09:25Young people go around
00:09:26Quick, quick
00:09:28Wake up, hurry up!
00:09:29You too, set yourselves free
00:09:31We should have organized ourselves better.
00:09:36Damn, how much worse are you?
00:09:37How are the years passing, young master?
00:09:39Say, it's complicated to make them standing
00:09:41Force
00:09:42Enzo
00:09:46Enzino
00:09:52Enzo, where are you?
00:09:55What's up here?
00:09:58There is?
00:09:58Hi, Gesuina, I'm Agata
00:10:02What, who are you?
00:10:04Agate
00:10:05Jesus, Jesus, how you've grown
00:10:08And where is Enzo?
00:10:09Eh, but what do I know?
00:10:10I'm at school, he'll be at school
00:10:39I had imagined a much more affectionate meeting
00:10:42Agate
00:10:43When did you arrive?
00:10:44This morning
00:10:45And I ran right here, did you see?
00:10:47But do you realize how long it's been since we've seen each other?
00:10:49A century
00:10:50How are you finding Turin?
00:10:51So, what do you expect from a city without orange trees?
00:10:54We're only here because Ugo has to graduate.
00:10:56But we'll leave again right away
00:10:59Too bad, I'm sorry
00:11:01Too bad yes
00:11:04But what's wrong with you?
00:11:09You've become more beautiful
00:11:10But you were nicer before
00:11:13Hey, I'm talking to you
00:11:16Oh, you don't throw pillows at my head, you know?
00:11:19As?
00:11:19So you don't like playing with me anymore?
00:11:21To begin with, I've never played with you.
00:11:23Instead yes, you don't remember it anymore
00:11:28Stupid, you messed up my hair
00:11:29You were so disheveled before too.
00:11:31And you were dazed
00:11:32Tell me why you were so crazy?
00:11:35If I weren't a child I would have the answer
00:11:37What do you think?
00:11:41Do you mean you just made love?
00:11:44But really?
00:11:46You do it in the afternoon too
00:11:49With who?
00:11:50With Jesus Jesus?
00:11:53Or with Carmela?
00:11:55You make crazy speeches
00:11:56But in the meantime I'm right
00:11:58All the gentlemen do it during the day with the maid
00:12:01It seems that at night it is too difficult
00:12:04Baron Leotta
00:12:05Nini's uncle
00:12:06I saw it
00:12:07Standing
00:12:09You know, I didn't know you could do it standing up too?
00:12:12It can be done in a thousand ways if for this
00:12:14Thousand?
00:12:18Do you want to know anyone?
00:12:20You know that the baroness interned Nini in Catania
00:12:22At the Salesian college
00:12:24They say she did it so she can rest easy about sexual problems.
00:12:29Let's imagine
00:12:29At Christmas, Nini always sends me a poetic love poem
00:12:34I know
00:12:35You know it?
00:12:38It has developed
00:12:39It turned out the way you wanted it, huh?
00:12:41Oh nice, not really
00:12:43Carmela has it big
00:12:45At least double
00:12:47Tell me, is Carmela good?
00:12:48It's not women who are good or bad
00:12:51It all depends on us humans
00:12:54I'm very good at purring
00:12:58Oh yeah?
00:12:59Rome
00:13:19I'm so sorry to leave again, you know?
00:13:24But there you will have around
00:13:26Lots of kids
00:13:28No, not many
00:13:29When my father retires
00:13:32I will be twenty years old
00:13:35So what?
00:13:39So what?
00:13:42So what?
00:13:45So what?
00:13:47We will come back to live here
00:13:48And we two will be great, really.
00:13:54So what?
00:13:56So what?
00:13:58To begin with
00:13:59I'm going to cut these damn braids
00:14:06Said and done
00:14:07Well done Miss Agata
00:14:09You have to follow fashion
00:14:10Helium?
00:14:13Make their bridge fail
00:14:15So, with lots of curls in front
00:14:17I commend myself to you
00:14:18I don't understand why you cut them off, eh Agata?
00:14:20Me, me without long hair
00:14:22I would feel like saying
00:14:23Naked, naked I would feel
00:14:25How do I understand it?
00:14:27In my opinion, he did well.
00:14:29With this cut it is much more modern
00:14:31A more casual one
00:14:33But it's a question of modesty
00:14:34And he knows
00:14:35Of those inner modesties
00:14:37That we women must have
00:14:38What is inner modesty?
00:14:40And how does it feel to be without panties?
00:14:44How do I understand you, sir?
00:14:46No, young girl
00:14:47My husband is the Honorable
00:14:48Honorable is not a noble title, dear
00:14:51And I say it with pride
00:14:53As of today
00:14:54Being honorable is much more important
00:14:57Let's say that being
00:14:58Barons
00:14:59Do you understand me?
00:15:02How stupid
00:15:02He doesn't even know what he's saying
00:15:04You should have seen what effect it had in Turin instead
00:15:06When I said I was engaged to a Sicilian baron
00:15:09You can't imagine it
00:15:11Girlfriend, you?
00:15:12But no, I was just saying it for fun.
00:15:14But that doesn't mean it won't become true, right?
00:15:16Come on, think about me again, you'll get some money
00:15:18I'll tell you that I knew more than half
00:15:20Since I was a child
00:15:20There was a river
00:15:21You know that the Baroness
00:15:23His Nini
00:15:24He gave him a big gift
00:15:25For the classical high school diploma
00:15:27Oh yeah?
00:15:28And what gift?
00:15:30Classical high school diploma
00:15:31He bought it for her
00:15:32And you want to bet that in a few years
00:15:34The little baron's mother
00:15:36Is he also giving him a degree?
00:15:37Oh, that's really going strong.
00:15:39My dear Ugo
00:15:40Ah, figure
00:15:41You remember that the nobles are finished
00:15:43Dead, caput
00:15:44And those who are still there
00:15:45They are all calibrated
00:15:46Impotent and syphilitic
00:15:48Health to all
00:15:49Mr. Baron Scuderi
00:15:50Oh Nini
00:15:51But look
00:15:52We were just talking about you with Ugo.
00:15:53It was said that
00:15:54Hello Nini
00:15:54Dear Ugo
00:15:55I'm happy to find you again
00:15:56I really want to see Agata again
00:15:58Please, Mr. Baron.
00:15:59Thank you
00:15:59If you can accommodate me
00:16:00Ah, look here
00:16:01The question
00:16:02Would you marry a non-virgin girl?
00:16:0460% of those questioned
00:16:06He never answered
00:16:0820% responded
00:16:10Depends
00:16:11Fools
00:16:1215% answered no
00:16:14And if it happened to me I would strangle her
00:16:16Damn
00:16:17And the remaining 5%
00:16:19They will be gay
00:16:20Oh no
00:16:21Why the question was asked in Sicily
00:16:22And there are no faggots here.
00:16:24Virginity is
00:16:25And it remains a duty for women
00:16:26And it's a right for man
00:16:27Nice concept baron
00:16:29Long live democracy!
00:16:30And the fact is that you don't understand anything
00:16:32Girls who arrive at the wedding as virgins
00:16:34They are the most dangerous
00:16:37They expect to earn after
00:16:39The time they wasted before
00:16:40Think carefully about whether it is worth marrying a virgin or not.
00:16:43It's complicated
00:16:44Instead it's simple
00:16:45You just need to know how to choose the right woman
00:16:46Yes
00:16:47It's like looking for a needle in a haystack
00:16:49Baron
00:16:50What cut do you want?
00:16:51High shade
00:16:52Listen to me
00:16:52Make me beautiful
00:16:53I'm here for this
00:16:53Thank you
00:16:54Baron
00:16:58Nini
00:17:00Nini where are you?
00:17:02Pink world
00:17:05You are life to me
00:17:08Pink world
00:17:13Ready?
00:17:15Is Agatha here please?
00:17:19The telephone
00:17:20It's for you
00:17:22Thanks Ugo
00:17:25Ready?
00:17:26Who is?
00:17:28Mimi
00:17:28No, I didn't recognize the voice.
00:17:31It gives me great pleasure to hear from you
00:17:33Now this is a nice surprise
00:17:35No I didn't know you were back
00:17:45Good morning Mr. Colonel Uncle
00:17:47How is it going?
00:17:48And how should it go?
00:17:49At rest
00:17:50At rest
00:17:51Only the leaders make a career
00:17:55Yes?
00:18:02Certain
00:18:04Now I don't move anymore
00:18:06You too, right?
00:18:08I'm done wandering around
00:18:10Closed
00:18:14No
00:18:15Lord I thank you
00:18:16For giving me a cousin
00:18:17So beautiful
00:18:18It's so good
00:18:20But of course I want to see you
00:18:22Kind to the barons
00:18:23And rude with cousins
00:18:25Oh a party
00:18:26A party at your house
00:18:28Traces that you threw the cassock to the Urtine
00:18:30But go on
00:18:32Ah, you weren't a seminarian.
00:18:34Well in this case
00:18:35Angelica with the strangers
00:18:37She's devilish with her relatives
00:18:39But
00:18:39Do you know how it is?
00:18:40Coming here alone is quite problematic for me.
00:18:43But come with Ugo
00:18:43With Enzo
00:18:44Who do you want with?
00:18:45Witch
00:18:46Just come
00:18:46You can't miss this party
00:18:48So you say you're coming with Enzo?
00:18:50It's an idea
00:18:50But what happened to my dear little cousin?
00:18:53Do you know anything about it?
00:18:53False
00:18:54How come you haven't seen it yet?
00:18:56He's having fun
00:18:57Women, champagne
00:18:59Morbidly attracted to sin
00:19:01And what do you want?
00:19:02Every family has its own cross, right?
00:19:04But no Agatha
00:19:05What did you understand?
00:19:06You shouldn't be ashamed of having a cousin like him.
00:19:08But did he take it as it is?
00:19:09The baron of my balls is good
00:19:11But Agatha is ready
00:19:12Nothing nothing Nini
00:19:12It's nothing
00:19:13So see you at the party
00:19:14But barefoot, stinking, wretched
00:19:17I find you in great shape
00:19:18He ruined everything for me
00:19:21He ruined what?
00:19:23Nothing Ugo
00:19:24We were saying goodbye
00:19:26Right Agatha?
00:19:27That's exactly right
00:19:28After a long time
00:19:29Accidental cold
00:19:31Oh you know
00:19:32Nini Scuderici invited to her party
00:19:34I wouldn't say he cares to fill it up.
00:19:36That decadent nobleman?
00:19:37Why not?
00:19:38Today we need to focus more on the solid
00:19:41Old privileges fall
00:19:42If you want to get married
00:19:43Find a wearable
00:19:44That's the future
00:19:45He's good
00:19:46A horn
00:19:47The day I decide to get married
00:19:49It will only be for a love marriage
00:19:50Did you understand?
00:19:51Idiot
00:19:51Look at me with young stockings
00:19:53It's all calculated, rational
00:19:54Is she beautiful?
00:19:55There is no need
00:19:56Is it noble?
00:19:57These days it doesn't matter anymore
00:19:58Is she rich?
00:20:00This yes
00:20:00It is very rich
00:20:02Everything is going perfect
00:20:03Like a Swiss watch
00:20:04Stop it, you disgust me
00:20:08Rosa, mundà
00:20:09I want to fuck with you
00:20:11The more I touch you, the more
00:20:13You turn me on
00:20:14Rosa, mundà
00:20:16Mom, can't you see I'm in the bathroom?
00:20:18Who is ashamed of their mother?
00:20:19Sooner or later the mother cheats
00:20:21Come on, let me clean your spine
00:20:22I don't want to, mom
00:20:23And what is this?
00:20:26A phone, mom
00:20:27And what does a telephone have to do with a bathtub?
00:20:30It's for making phone calls, right?
00:20:31In the bathtub?
00:20:32Eh
00:20:33Are you crazy?
00:20:34But do you know or not that Baron Leotta burned to death in the bathtub with the current?
00:20:38It was God's justice
00:20:40He was communicating with the classroom
00:20:42And I was confessing the intercommunal instead
00:20:45It's all that unfortunate Lisa's fault.
00:20:47These are the American things she's been teaching you since she returned to Italy.
00:20:51That delinquent sister of yours
00:20:53That little whore
00:20:54Were you talking about me, mommy?
00:20:55You were talking about me, mommy
00:20:56Gio
00:20:57Come on
00:20:58In this house you hem too much
00:21:00You are a guest in this house
00:21:02And since you're not even divorced you have no right to criticize me and not call me mammy
00:21:06Listen, if you want to seat someone else, please go ahead, I'm a world here.
00:21:09Look, I just wanted the phone because I have to call talla
00:21:13If my ex rock
00:21:14I need the phone and I make phone calls, the better and cheaper the priority
00:21:17What a shame since they invented that damn phone
00:21:21The nobleman no longer knows how to keep his distance
00:21:29And now my little cherub will take a bath with his little doll
00:21:33Mom, when I wash myself I don't want to be helped
00:21:35No, but you always wanted it once
00:21:37Once he was a child, now just a man
00:21:39But what a man is, let's not exaggerate
00:21:43Mom, I'm not exaggerating.
00:21:44A man
00:21:49A man
00:21:51Cheeky
00:22:11Cheeky
00:22:13No, no, no.
00:22:43You've changed, Nini. It's amazing how different you've become.
00:22:47Yes, the shell has changed, but the heart hasn't.
00:22:54Intelligence, class, these are the things I appreciate in a woman.
00:22:58Men are usually that crude, or are you different?
00:23:10Oh, our young Baroness, let me introduce you to my husband.
00:23:14Baron?
00:23:16No, for goodness sake, my husband is just honorable.
00:23:19My dear little Baroness, being honourable is not a movable title, unfortunately.
00:23:24My ex-husband is neither a baron nor an honorable man, but he has some muscles.
00:23:30It's a fact that when it comes to muscles and biceps, Americans have nothing to say.
00:23:34They are Greek statues, pagan deities.
00:23:38And the Michelangeles giants, am I right?
00:23:40Eh, eh, eh.
00:23:46Hey, look at that little bitch Lisa.
00:23:49He drinks like a truck driver.
00:23:51Lisa, what are you saying? It's gorgeous.
00:23:54And Nini, he gives all that confidence to that one.
00:23:57But they're kids, let them live.
00:24:00Nini is the perfect portrait of her father, who you know how many he did before getting married.
00:24:06You know very well what I did to frame him.
00:24:09Eh, I know.
00:24:29As they say, as they say.
00:24:46What the fuck, this shit, I ruined my whole hair.
00:24:53Okay.
00:24:58But who is he doing it with?
00:25:00Wait, let's meet, okay, okay.
00:25:06Double, double, double.
00:25:08Ah, ah, ah.
00:25:15No burglary, never mind.
00:25:19If you're nice to me, I won't report you.
00:25:24I have a collection of guns in my room.
00:25:28There are very few Italians who can afford a divorced woman.
00:25:34Which means deflowered and free.
00:25:39Practical, right?
00:25:41Let's check right away.
00:25:56I'm going to get some champagne, okay?
00:25:58I'll be yours soon.
00:25:59It's a matter of a moment.
00:26:10Look, your dress is torn.
00:26:11Oh my God.
00:26:12Here, I'll walk you upstairs.
00:26:13No, no, I'll do it.
00:26:15You do the honors of the cases.
00:26:16Yes, I'll be right back.
00:26:20Mom.
00:26:23Come on, dear.
00:26:23And you, always underfoot, huh?
00:26:25Good Coca-Cola.
00:26:27Listen, do you hear, grandma?
00:26:28Grandma, you bastard, you bastard.
00:26:31And I, idiot, believed you.
00:26:33But what's the matter with you?
00:26:35You've gone crazy.
00:26:36I feel like hugging you.
00:26:40Hug you.
00:26:41As.
00:26:42Yes, that's right.
00:26:44Listen, little cousin.
00:26:45Explain something to me.
00:26:47Why are you acting so stupid with that idiot Nini?
00:26:50Maybe because we idiots understand each other.
00:26:53If you put it that way.
00:26:54And then, what do you have to do with it?
00:26:56Center.
00:26:57Center how?
00:26:58First of all, because I'm your cousin, so I'm almost your brother.
00:27:02Here, speaking of brothers.
00:27:04Ugo doesn't help me with Nini.
00:27:06So you should be the one to...
00:27:08To what?
00:27:09To give me a hand.
00:27:13I'll gladly give you a hand, dear cousin.
00:27:20And I'll give it to you right there again, you understand?
00:27:23Don't get me started.
00:27:47Morning, where is your mother?
00:27:49In my room he shows my guns to some...
00:27:52Shit.
00:27:52Shit, shit, shit!
00:27:54Are you crazy?
00:27:55Certain words are not said.
00:27:58Asshole.
00:28:01Enzo.
00:28:02But where are you running to?
00:28:04I'm not running away, between galas.
00:28:06Come, come.
00:28:11You come.
00:28:11I've been watching you all afternoon.
00:28:13He looks like a lion in a cage.
00:28:16Yes, Garo?
00:28:18Thanks, yes.
00:28:21And do you know what a caged lion has to do?
00:28:26Choose.
00:28:29Either break out of the cage, or become a philosopher lion.
00:28:35Well, in both cases you have to be strong.
00:28:39No, in one case you have to be strong, in the other you have to be intelligent.
00:28:45What do you choose?
00:28:49I think I'm a big idiot.
00:28:52And do you know why I am, fra gala?
00:28:55Because of a girl.
00:28:57Ah.
00:29:00I missed it.
00:29:01It doesn't get any more stupid than that.
00:29:04Well, I think we all have weird problems.
00:29:07Take me.
00:29:08Do you know what my dilemma is right now?
00:29:10No.
00:29:11That with old people I feel too young.
00:29:14And with young people I feel too old.
00:29:21But what do you want?
00:29:22Women are what they are.
00:29:24It would be too long, these cats, how and when I fell in love.
00:29:27And maybe we don't understand it.
00:29:27And we're all for the easy ones, you know?
00:29:29But if I'm a cousin, you have to convince Agatha that I...
00:29:32But why don't you tell him yourself?
00:29:34But I've been trying to get him to walk for eight years.
00:29:36You didn't notice it.
00:29:39And here if you want to vote, that's the only mess.
00:29:41After her, go, draft, draft.
00:29:42But let's hurry, okay?
00:29:47It's full, the girls are all busy.
00:29:50Come back again, you can't.
00:29:51Come on, madam, no.
00:29:53Madam, but I'm Raffaele.
00:29:54Let's go and do it for you, this is a serious house.
00:29:59And what do you do?
00:30:00And what do I know?
00:30:01In the meantime, let's go.
00:30:02Admonishing, go, go.
00:30:02Now let's walk.
00:30:04And to think that at this hour he is in Paris, girls.
00:30:06Uuu, he's in Paris, I can't even stay there.
00:30:08And all is well, love.
00:30:11You didn't have a sister.
00:30:13What are you saying?
00:30:13There is no mustache.
00:30:14And then I'll find you your sister, so she'll have a moustache.
00:30:21Well, Ugo, you take care of everything, please.
00:30:24Hello, juror.
00:30:25Have a good trip, love.
00:30:27What do I do for the election campaign?
00:30:29We'll fix it when I get back from Rome.
00:30:31All right.
00:30:32At the station.
00:30:33Go.
00:30:36And then there's the mom problem.
00:30:38He already had a shock when Lisa married the American.
00:30:40Benso.
00:30:40Nini, wait a moment.
00:30:42Mother, if I know what I mean, I should marry someone of my rank.
00:30:45But do you realize?
00:30:47Come, let another one enter.
00:30:48Here, love.
00:30:49Let's go.
00:30:51Love, you are the end, love, love.
00:30:52Always at work, huh?
00:30:53What do you want to do?
00:30:54Come forward, take a seat.
00:31:00Oh, thank goodness.
00:31:01At least we'll come here for free.
00:31:05Thank you.
00:31:07Thank you.
00:31:09Guys, don't cause any trouble, oh, I'm from home here.
00:31:11That moves.
00:31:14Hey, I know.
00:31:16Ah, look, look at what handsome guys there are on the walls.
00:31:20Oh, yes.
00:31:21Look, look.
00:31:24Good evening, girls.
00:31:26Good evening.
00:31:28Eh, I can't wait for summer to come.
00:31:31The heat is more congenial to me, it makes my body tired.
00:31:36Gratino, don't tell me what you did, you made a mess on the floor.
00:31:40And comfortable, comfortable.
00:31:43Oh, I'm sorry, you stained your dress.
00:31:46Rosalia, bring me a wet cloth.
00:31:48But no, madam, no.
00:31:48What a mess, come on, I'll take care of it, eh.
00:31:50The bulk of it needs to be removed immediately, yes.
00:31:56Here, like this.
00:32:02But what are you doing, uncle?
00:32:10There you go, done.
00:32:11Thank you.
00:32:12Now you can't see anything anymore.
00:32:14Thank you.
00:32:15A little more and I had the orgasm, but it happens.
00:32:18Nor do you split them from the canon.
00:32:20And she has a degree, right?
00:32:22And how?
00:32:23And how?
00:32:34And how?
00:32:35My child, listen to this music that I have with me.
00:32:39Tell me if you want to dance it, if I want it there.
00:32:43Excellent, Francesco.
00:32:44I forget, you will not be able to forget.
00:32:49Rhythm, rhythm.
00:32:51All you need is a piano.
00:32:54And none of it is thrown away immediately.
00:32:56A few of a pair.
00:32:57It is independent.
00:33:05I've been looking for a way to dance for a long time, but I never found a way to be able to then leaf through it.
00:33:13Rhythm, rhythm.
00:33:15Rhythm, rhythm.
00:33:52Come, come and see my husband's campaign poster.
00:33:56Come on.
00:34:03Well, but if we leave it in her hands, she will destroy it.
00:34:06Then he should be dead by now.
00:34:08Ugo is at home here.
00:34:11But there are friends, Devasa.
00:34:12Oh, I don't give a damn about your friends.
00:34:14Yes, but let's be good.
00:34:14But what a slow pace when making love.
00:34:17We make love.
00:34:18Oh, come here.
00:34:20Blessed of Gaudenzio.
00:34:21Blessed Cyril.
00:34:23Picciotti, I'd like to see how Ugo is doing.
00:34:25But the husband is an honorable Catholic.
00:34:27An arche, like an arche.
00:34:29Blessed of Giacomo.
00:34:30Damn, guys.
00:34:31Blessed of Calogero.
00:34:32Blessed of Nelfidio.
00:34:36It sings like a laurel.
00:34:38Who is that?
00:34:38But no, Agatha.
00:34:39She's your cousin, you don't know.
00:34:42Nenì, do you know that in the family you are always the last to know things?
00:34:44Like Enricana.
00:34:45St. Peter's Point.
00:34:46The San Francesco point.
00:34:48The Cefarù point.
00:34:48Cria.
00:34:49It's a motte.
00:34:51Hey, guys.
00:34:53You arrive late, the show is over.
00:34:55But no, but no.
00:34:55Come, come.
00:34:57There's room for everyone.
00:34:59But is that how things are?
00:35:00He had to make the gesture.
00:35:02Guys, they're coming.
00:35:03Richard in the woods.
00:35:04Here is the male, there is the experience, madam.
00:35:08But who is there?
00:35:09There's a corn here, eh.
00:35:10The rumor, please.
00:35:23But what...
00:35:29What happens?
00:35:36I feel like I'm competing, violent and shocking, like the competitions.
00:35:42What are they doing?
00:35:44They fuck.
00:35:54What do you want to fuck too?
00:35:56Blessed Don Euterio.
00:35:58Blessed Don Seuridio.
00:35:59Blessed Don Petronio.
00:36:01Blessed Don Geroncio.
00:36:03Blessed Don Serafione.
00:36:06Blessed Don Euterio.
00:36:31What good guys.
00:36:34You are just better than each other.
00:36:37I'm very private, right?
00:36:39And Rosalia is such a sweet girl too.
00:36:43He deserves a little fun every now and then, doesn't he?
00:36:46Yes, exactly.
00:36:46But after Don Euterio, let's go.
00:36:49Ugo, goodbye.
00:36:50Axes.
00:36:51Good morning, have a good day.
00:36:55It was a real pleasure, thank you.
00:36:57Goodbye, thank you.
00:36:59Lady.
00:37:00Until we meet again.
00:37:01Goodbye.
00:37:02Thanks for the lovely evening.
00:37:04But nothing, it seems to her.
00:37:05Every now and then I have a family outing, it's nice too, isn't it?
00:37:11Rosalia, we were really late.
00:37:13I'm going to get a good sleep now.
00:37:15In the meantime, you put everything back in order.
00:37:18I don't understand why Ninise wants to take you to the countryside, he doesn't take you there alone.
00:37:24I'll focus on your stories.
00:37:26Because alone it would be too compromising.
00:37:28Ah, we don't want to compromise ourselves.
00:37:30How sweet of you, little cousin, to do us this favor.
00:37:34You are truly an angel.
00:37:36Yes, you call me Angelo.
00:37:37It seems to me that I am, it seems to me that I am a pimp and you call me Angelo.
00:37:41But what kind of friend are you, in your opinion, helping two boys who love each other to be pimps?
00:37:46That they love each other?
00:37:48Yes.
00:37:50Wait a minute, Agatha.
00:37:52Have you ever seriously wondered?
00:37:54What?
00:37:56Have you ever...
00:37:59touched?
00:38:01Kissed?
00:38:03Me and Ninì?
00:38:04Oh no, you're crazy.
00:38:06So how do you know you like it?
00:38:08But what does it have to do with anything?
00:38:11You and I know that we like each other.
00:38:14But between us it's another thing.
00:38:17It's something else.
00:38:19An impossible thing.
00:38:23Oh my God, it's them!
00:38:27Come on, put on your jacket.
00:38:29After you.
00:38:32She's good.
00:38:34Well done, Agatha.
00:38:35You're really good.
00:38:37You know how to take what you want and stop at the right time.
00:38:40I don't, though.
00:38:41I am different.
00:38:42But no, Enzo.
00:38:43It's just that you are...
00:38:45I?
00:38:46I'm an asshole.
00:38:49Yes, an asshole.
00:38:50An asshole.
00:38:53Hurry up.
00:38:54Otherwise who knows what they will think.
00:38:56I beg you.
00:38:57I'm going, I'm going.
00:38:58Don't speak badly of yourself.
00:39:00It's not done.
00:39:01Stay calm.
00:39:02I'm ready.
00:39:05Enzo.
00:39:08You don't have to think about it anymore.
00:39:12Right.
00:39:14More than fair.
00:39:16Wait a minute, Agatha.
00:39:18Would you do me a favor?
00:39:19Yes.
00:39:22Get out of my way.
00:39:24All right, my word of honor.
00:39:26I swear.
00:39:29Perfect.
00:39:30Let's go and have fun in the place created by God to satisfy the boredom of men.
00:39:34The countryside.
00:39:35The countryside, where cows let themselves be grabbed by their teats...
00:39:38And the birds fly raw.
00:39:40The sea has retreated in the distance.
00:39:43And you, virgin with eyes of sour lemon,
00:39:46run to your glass room and dream of me.
00:39:49What a dream you have.
00:39:52But where did you learn these dirty things?
00:39:55From the Salesians.
00:39:56Why not.
00:39:59But why don't you tell me what you think, my little brother?
00:40:02Oh, forget it there.
00:40:02Do you know what you expect from a baron in love?
00:40:04And it's a beautiful poem, isn't it, Ninì?
00:40:14Nice here, huh?
00:40:15Ah, yes, the countryside excites me.
00:40:18Here it is, bear zone!
00:40:22Hey, Fragalà!
00:40:23Fragalà!
00:40:24Hi, come on!
00:40:29It was a very pleasant day, huh?
00:40:32You two are a delightfully matched pair that lasts.
00:40:35See me, I'm sure of it, huh?
00:40:37Fragalà, Fragalà, listen!
00:40:38Tell me something, why have you never gotten married, eh?
00:40:40Oh, dear, because it is a constitutional aversion to marriage.
00:40:46Everyone gets married.
00:40:47And they hurt.
00:40:49Okay, but now can you explain it to us?
00:40:52Why is he so upset with marriage?
00:40:55It's simple.
00:40:56Thank you.
00:40:57I love young women, you understand?
00:40:59And as long as they're young, that's fine.
00:41:01But after...
00:41:02Oh, damn!
00:41:03It's always great, Fragalà!
00:41:05It's always great!
00:41:06Oh my God, today I don't know whether to be happy or desperate,
00:41:09whether to prefer Texas or Sicily!
00:41:12But I really...
00:41:13I don't really understand these Texan problems of yours, if...
00:41:15You see, Lisa wanted to say that happiness and unhappiness are ultimately similar.
00:41:19It's very difficult to draw the line between joy and pain, you understand?
00:41:23No, no, I just wanted to say that life is a big mess,
00:41:27what a mess!
00:41:30But, Lisa!
00:41:32Come on, let's go, Nini!
00:41:34Don't worry!
00:41:35Agatha doesn't get shocked by such little things, you know?
00:41:37I'm not shocked, of course!
00:41:40You can't hear it, right?
00:41:42I don't know, I'd like to get thrown on a haystack,
00:41:45on a meadow, under an orange tree.
00:41:58You can't hear it, right?
00:42:00You can't hear it, right?
00:42:07You can't hear it, right?
00:42:16At that time...
00:42:31You can't hear it, right?
00:42:36How many...
00:42:37How many...
00:42:37How many...
00:42:44I remember the first time I made love like my John
00:42:47We were in a car
00:42:50Wow, what voices, what a tight squeeze
00:42:53Sicilians think Americans don't know how to make love
00:42:57They don't know that Texan is something else
00:43:01And you, what is love?
00:43:04What a question
00:43:06Sicilian perfected in America
00:43:12What is he hiding there, a treasure?
00:43:48The boys who love each other are elsewhere
00:43:50In the splendor of their first love
00:43:53Is this yours too?
00:43:55No, it's to prevent
00:43:57Do you mind making love while dressed?
00:43:59Not to me
00:44:00And you?
00:44:02I'm used to it
00:44:09Come on, let's make this lemonade.
00:44:12With these flowers in your hair, God, you're beautiful, Agatha
00:44:17When I look at you, I feel short of breath
00:44:20You don't have to be nervous with me
00:44:22I love you, Nini
00:44:24In the sense of love?
00:44:25Yes, in the sense of love
00:44:29But what's happening?
00:44:30I have all the sbirana allanatica
00:44:31But the most holy
00:44:32But how is it now?
00:44:33You have to take off these pants
00:44:34And how do I do it?
00:44:35I ask for help
00:44:37Enzo
00:44:39Enzo
00:44:39Enzo
00:44:40You have to help him
00:44:41But what the hell does Enzo have to do with it?
00:44:45I fooled the baron
00:44:47And Nini, where did that asshole go?
00:44:49But here's that bastard brother of yours
00:44:51But what the hell is coming to disturb those who are sleeping?
00:44:53And you, instead of acting like an idiot with this deficiency
00:44:55He had a good look at her ass
00:44:56I don't touch the barons' asses
00:44:58How beautiful is the countryside I find here
00:45:02Did you know that it's a garçoniera via verga?
00:45:05Oh yes, a Via Verga garçoniera, really?
00:45:07What a cute and funny thing
00:45:09Yes, together with some university friends
00:45:11I use it on Wednesdays
00:45:13So the Sicilian maiden coffers
00:45:15Agatha
00:45:15Here I am, Nini
00:45:19Portrait of a chaste Sicilian girl
00:45:22Nini, what are you doing?
00:45:23Leave that phone alone, you know?
00:45:27Stop him
00:45:27It seems like a bolt of lightning to me, a bolt of lightning
00:45:29Stop it, you morons
00:45:31Cover your back, John
00:45:35Ok, sir, calm down, it's all right
00:45:44Hello, Agatha?
00:45:45I am embraced
00:45:47Mamma mia, the clothes were requisitioned
00:45:48Have you spoken to Ugo?
00:45:49But what's going on with your father?
00:45:51You bring me Ugo, and I'll get Enzo to help you.
00:45:54Then tomorrow I recommend you
00:45:56HI
00:45:56Bye bye
00:46:00Yes, life divides us Agatha
00:46:02But love will win
00:46:04I swear to you
00:46:08Maybe Nini wants to talk to you about her intentions towards me
00:46:10For me, do whatever you want.
00:46:12But I don't understand what Enzo has to do with it.
00:46:14Well, we can count on him.
00:46:16You're always wallowing in politicians and careerists.
00:46:18And Enzo, then?
00:46:19He is an unbeliever, arrogant, do-nothing and have nothing.
00:46:22You nice piece of shit relative
00:46:24You'll be the shit
00:46:25Enzo is no one's slave
00:46:26Instead you are a Serb
00:46:27I'll give you a slap, you know
00:46:31Listen, Ugo
00:46:32Let's take a step
00:46:33Each of us does what we want
00:46:35But now try to be nice to Nini, you understand?
00:46:39Marriage is an important step
00:46:40And sooner or later it has to be done.
00:46:41And the right woman for me is Agatha
00:46:43Anyway, I'm getting married
00:46:43Soon
00:46:44Actually, very soon
00:46:46Oh, what a beautiful thing it is to fall in love.
00:46:48Oh, love is certain, it's a wonderful thing
00:46:51Hello, Nini
00:46:52And hello
00:46:53Good morning everyone
00:46:54How are you?
00:46:55Well
00:46:56Yes, sorry for the delay
00:46:58Ah, I have to make that phone call to Giovannella, Nini
00:47:01Enzo, please come with me.
00:47:02I'd love that
00:47:04Here we are
00:47:05What can I serve?
00:47:06You are the right person
00:47:07You have to take care of me, of my business
00:47:09So, huh
00:47:10All right, sir baron.
00:47:11Perfect
00:47:11My law firm is yours
00:47:13Please, Baroness.
00:47:14You have your orders, Baroness.
00:47:16Your servant, Baroness
00:47:17You make me so angry
00:47:18You're not cute
00:47:19You are not understanding
00:47:19You don't cooperate
00:47:20Yes I know
00:47:21I'm nothing at all
00:47:23Stop it
00:47:24Ah, rather
00:47:25Listen, when are you taking me to see that place over there?
00:47:28What place there?
00:47:29Your famous Wednesday boy
00:47:33In my opinion, Agatha
00:47:34You're a little crazy, huh?
00:47:38Damn, there's no phone here.
00:47:39After you
00:47:40I know it's an excuse to leave Ugo and Nini alone.
00:47:44What monsters we are
00:47:45My dog, please
00:47:47And what do two monsters do?
00:47:51What do they do?
00:47:57Thank you
00:48:00What?
00:48:01But what if it was you?
00:48:02You dirty liar, it was you
00:48:04What now?
00:48:07Now?
00:48:09Now we are hunted
00:48:12Sex maniac
00:48:14Nemophone Baroness
00:48:16Discovered in a public toilet
00:48:18Don't hold me tight like this you'll suffocate me
00:48:40My God
00:48:41How strange
00:48:44I've always touched you
00:48:46But I never looked at you
00:49:06He's busy
00:49:08This will take forever
00:49:09Can I go to the men's room?
00:49:11For me, he could just make himself comfortable.
00:49:14But don't worry
00:49:15Ah, I should be calm
00:49:16Why would you want to go out?
00:49:18Sure, but how do we do it?
00:49:20Don't get nervous
00:49:20You open now
00:49:21Ask the fat girl something
00:49:22I took the right and I
00:49:23I'm leaving, okay?
00:49:24Agree
00:49:28Oh my God, how scary!
00:49:33Madam, please.
00:49:34Can you give me a wipe?
00:49:35Yes, right away
00:49:46Well
00:49:48Damn, you're itching
00:49:50But look
00:49:55Generally your friends
00:49:57They are very generous with me
00:49:59Look, I'm a student
00:50:00It's not that I'm a millionaire
00:50:04Oh, I wouldn't have invited anyone else.
00:50:07Who me?
00:50:07No
00:50:07Are you crazy?
00:50:10Who is?
00:50:10Enzo, I'm Agatha
00:50:12Open
00:50:12Hate
00:50:13My sister is there
00:50:14You come
00:50:15The clothes
00:50:16And who will pay me?
00:50:17Shut up is good
00:50:17I'll give you half of it
00:50:18Enter here
00:50:19As soon as you can
00:50:20Line
00:50:20Intense?
00:50:21Here I am
00:50:22I arrive
00:50:28Where are you running to?
00:50:29What a sinful smell there is in here
00:50:31And this would be a garçoniere
00:50:35I thought it was better
00:50:36Come and see the terrace
00:50:37And that one has a garçoniere to make love on the terrace
00:50:39No, but look at that view
00:50:42Use the romantic side of good girls
00:50:45But why not?
00:50:48So, would good girls come here?
00:50:50Certain
00:50:52Those without problems
00:50:54The modern ones
00:50:55Emancipate
00:50:55And they do everything?
00:50:58All?
00:50:59I don't believe it
00:51:00They always do things halfway
00:51:05Why did you come?
00:51:08To provoke me?
00:51:10My beautiful one
00:51:11You know that I like girls who do things halfway.
00:51:13I don't like them at all
00:51:15Right
00:51:15But you have the courage to do things
00:51:17All the way?
00:51:22Well
00:51:24Very good
00:51:24You were dying to slap me
00:51:28Maybe you should have given it to me much earlier
00:51:30I always made you angry
00:51:33I thought it was a beautiful thing between us.
00:51:37A game
00:51:39A secret
00:51:42That's right.
00:51:46They make two is just a game
00:51:50A secret
00:51:58A strange game
00:52:04It is true?
00:52:10You didn't wear short socks
00:52:12What do I want from you?
00:52:16Me too Enzo
00:52:20Now you wouldn't be afraid to make love to me
00:52:22It's like this
00:52:25Answers
00:52:27Why should I have any?
00:52:32But is it really the first time?
00:52:37Enzo
00:52:41Or have you always been making fun of me?
00:52:44What do you say?
00:52:45Of course
00:52:46You were joking with me
00:52:47And in the meantime you went to bed with Enì to get married
00:52:49No
00:52:50No
00:52:51Instead if like that whore that was here
00:52:53Leave me
00:52:53I think you understood me
00:52:55You would have given me your beautiful little virgin
00:52:57Not so
00:52:58Not so
00:52:59I don't want to see you anymore
00:53:05Good
00:53:05Well done little virgin
00:53:06Run away, run away
00:53:08Go to hell
00:53:49Don Costantino
00:53:51You have to convince mom
00:53:53Eh
00:53:53But what to convince?
00:53:54Convince
00:53:55Don Enì
00:53:56She has this candy
00:53:57There's a lot of it, eh?
00:53:58It's sweet
00:53:59I ask him
00:54:01And she doesn't want to give it to me
00:54:02He gives me the candy
00:54:02And she doesn't
00:54:03He gives me the candy
00:54:04No
00:54:04He gives me the candy
00:54:05No
00:54:06Now she's distracted
00:54:07I'll take the candy
00:54:08He gives me the candy
00:54:08By force
00:54:09I sugar the candy
00:54:10I've had much more serious cases
00:54:12Don Enì
00:54:13Here we are talking about carrying out a regular kidnapping
00:54:15Remain unavailable for as long as necessary
00:54:17To the consent
00:54:18Then proceed to the wedding celebration
00:54:20From the moment of the kidnapping
00:54:22At the celebration of the rite
00:54:23Let's say ten days in total
00:54:25It's the technical time
00:54:26For these matters
00:54:28You will have to go towards it
00:54:29Yes
00:54:31In short, some expenses
00:54:32Obviously
00:54:33It's understood
00:54:34Obviously
00:54:35So
00:54:36Car and driver
00:54:37To pick up the young lady
00:54:39Five thousand
00:54:40Accommodation and Vitte
00:54:41Here in the rectory
00:54:41Ten thousand
00:54:42Trip to visit the Baroness
00:54:45Thirteen thousand
00:54:46Quick procedure
00:54:47Marriage practices
00:54:48Ten thousand
00:54:49There are no bones or thorns
00:54:51These are the living expenses
00:54:53Sure, sure
00:54:54Any offers for our rectory
00:54:58I accept them only
00:54:59Once the operation has taken place
00:55:02Perhaps
00:55:03Maybe you need a little advance
00:55:0650% of the total
00:55:10Yes
00:55:11Not because of lack of confidence
00:55:13But you know
00:55:14I am nothing but a poor priest
00:55:21Come on
00:55:21I will never give my consent
00:55:26You
00:55:27You
00:55:28You are the author of the criminal plan
00:55:30But what does Don Costantino have to do with it?
00:55:32Rosalia
00:55:33A little calm
00:55:33Fox of that criminal Enzo
00:55:35That starving man with the rags on his ass
00:55:37It's him
00:55:38Who placed the cousin
00:55:40Excommunicate him
00:55:41Arrest Don Costantino
00:55:42But what excommunication baroness
00:55:43But what to arrest?
00:55:44Don't act
00:55:46Rosaria
00:55:47It seems useless to me to cry over spilt milk
00:55:50We want to screw
00:55:52The date of this blessed wedding
00:55:54Baroness
00:55:55What a wedding wedding
00:55:56I want to talk to my Nenni
00:55:57Unavailable
00:56:00I'm sure that Enzo knows where
00:56:02But why Enzo, sorry?
00:56:03Because he who is born from nothing
00:56:06Become a pimp
00:56:07Liar and doer
00:56:08It's no use blaming those who have nothing to do with it.
00:56:10In short
00:56:11Anyway I want to know where they are
00:56:13And if they have consumed
00:56:14This depends on Nenni
00:56:16What do you mean?
00:56:16What are you trying to insinuate?
00:56:17Mom, you're certainly asking me a question
00:56:21They fucked up
00:56:22They fucked up
00:56:23Dear mommy
00:56:25Little Agata is pregnant
00:56:27And did it work?
00:56:30Certain
00:56:31There is your written consent
00:56:46Agata Maria
00:56:47Flower of pristine probity
00:56:50What you brought as a gift
00:56:52Your purity up to the altar
00:56:54To remind you that you now
00:56:57Enzi in a large one
00:56:58And noble family
00:57:00Adding yourself to a crowd
00:57:02Of noble women
00:57:03Of very high spirituality
00:57:06And to you
00:57:10Ferdinand Maria
00:57:11I want to remember
00:57:13That this young caste
00:57:15Girl
00:57:15It was entrusted to you
00:57:16So that
00:57:17May he protect her
00:57:19And drive it
00:57:20Along the happy path
00:57:22What is being prepared for you
00:57:23In the union of the spirit
00:57:25And some meat
00:57:28To the bride
00:57:30I recommend being
00:57:31The Preserver of Love
00:57:33What time and always
00:57:34The league to his young man
00:57:36And noble husband
00:57:37Sicut una caro
00:57:39Search for the end
00:57:40And stop
00:57:41And after this wish
00:57:42Of the Gospel
00:57:43Dear guys
00:57:44I conclude
00:57:45With my mother
00:57:46Blessing
00:57:47Kneeling
00:57:49In nomine facis
00:57:51And you hurt
00:57:53And the holy spirit
00:57:56Amen
00:57:56Amen
00:57:59Amen
00:58:01Scandal or no scandal
00:58:03In the meantime she became a baroness
00:58:05And Lugo?
00:58:08Brilliant lawyer
00:58:09Already fixed
00:58:10And soon he will do the same.
00:58:11A great marriage
00:58:12Yes
00:58:13They are good
00:58:13Cousins
00:58:13They are good yes
00:58:14They are two boys full of judgment.
00:58:16They
00:58:17Listen mommy
00:58:18I agree with you on everything.
00:58:19As long as you don't
00:58:19But
00:58:21I have only one regret in life
00:58:23That you never
00:58:24You'll settle down
00:58:24Never
00:58:25You want me to study
00:58:25Let him take the exams
00:58:26Yes
00:58:27Well
00:58:27Well
00:58:28I obey
00:58:28But to apply myself
00:58:29I need some calm
00:58:31And around here
00:58:31Too many things are happening
00:58:34This is why I go to the countryside
00:58:35From Fragalà
00:58:36To study
00:58:37To get my degree
00:58:38So you will be happy
00:58:40Mom
00:58:42I will be worthy of my dear little cousins
00:58:47You see Ugo is the classic type
00:58:49Who does everything to get noticed
00:58:50You have to be brilliant
00:58:54You have to be wary of brilliant people
00:58:56Who never say simple things
00:58:58Easy
00:58:59They are often imbeciles
00:59:01Yes, agreed.
00:59:02But Ugo is considered intelligent.
00:59:03Yes
00:59:04Maybe it will be too
00:59:05But it's usually different
00:59:08Get it in your head
00:59:09That true intelligence
00:59:11And the real talent
00:59:13They must never be
00:59:14Too bright
00:59:16It seems fair to me
00:59:24Eh
00:59:25And take Agata for example.
00:59:26Why her Fragalà
00:59:28Agata is not like Ugo
00:59:30It's different
00:59:30I know
00:59:31I know
00:59:31But she's very different from you
00:59:33I don't know
00:59:33Maybe she's too wise
00:59:35Wise Agate
00:59:36But yes, maybe it's true
00:59:38Well yes
00:59:38See to be young for real
00:59:40You have to be a little reckless
00:59:41You are really young
00:59:43You like to talk
00:59:44Joke
00:59:45You like women
00:59:46Like me
00:59:47We like to live
01:00:19There is plenty of time
01:00:19And since when is he here?
01:00:20All attention is for Mr. Enzo
01:00:28If a filly is born we will call her Agata
01:00:31Yes
01:00:32Oh how beautiful
01:00:35Lady Baroness
01:00:36I want a high school senior
01:00:38The Baroness in the garden
01:00:40Hand
01:00:41You are the Baroness
01:00:43It is true
01:00:45There is his brother
01:00:47I arrive
01:01:16Excuse me
01:01:46Excuse me
01:01:48Excuse me
01:01:51When the Rosary calls me
01:01:53There's always a storm in the air
01:01:54Anyway my dear Fragalà
01:01:56Let her enjoy it
01:01:56The Baroness is a pain in the ass
01:01:57I'm going to say hello to my mother
01:01:59Come on
01:01:59It's been a century since you saw Nenì and Agata
01:02:01You come too
01:02:02No
01:02:02I don't feel like it
01:02:02Come on, don't be a child.
01:02:03There's also Lisa
01:02:04No
01:02:06I feel bad
01:02:07Neni
01:02:09Hey
01:02:09Can't you see that he feels bad?
01:02:11Good evening everyone
01:02:12Fragalà
01:02:13Here I am
01:02:14My friend, what a tragedy!
01:02:16Do you want to tell me what's happening?
01:02:17Oh that little whore Lisa
01:02:19I just decided to get remarried
01:02:21And I answer myself with John Senior here present
01:02:24My ex-spouse
01:02:26That's all
01:02:27Oh
01:02:27Ah, you heard Fragalà
01:02:29That's all
01:02:30Diceglie
01:02:30That's all
01:02:31But what does he say?
01:02:34I'm a cattle herder
01:02:35He says he loves his wife
01:02:36It seems good to me
01:02:38But why?
01:02:39I think it's the first wise thing I do
01:02:41My husband loves me
01:02:42I love you
01:02:44That you think of another
01:02:45But she's married to someone else.
01:02:47And it all seems a little too stupid to me
01:02:49No?
01:02:51You are good Lisa
01:02:52You understood everything
01:03:00Johnny comes into my arms
01:03:02Only Texan in my life
01:03:04Hey oh but baby
01:03:05Viva
01:03:06Yuhu
01:03:07Mami and Poppy get remarried like this
01:03:09For poppy
01:03:10Come too little one
01:03:12Hey
01:03:13Hey
01:03:13Now you stay good
01:03:14You hear
01:03:43Yeah
01:04:00nini nini listen we did the right thing getting married I asked you if you think we did the right thing
01:04:12Of course we did the right thing by getting married, since we were kids we didn't want anything else, it's true but
01:04:22now we are not kids anymore but why agata are you not happy with me no that's not what I am
01:04:27I ask
01:04:28if for you I was nothing but the whim of a spoiled boy like I have always loved you
01:04:34me
01:04:34do you love me physically for example, did I marry you yes or no I say physically I mean in the sense of the bed
01:04:47but what questions are these, certain things are not said but because we are in bed we are ashamed to talk
01:04:51bed are not things that are discussed when you are married you belong to each other and that's it you are mine
01:04:59wife
01:04:59Maybe I never understood you but tell me it was essential for you that I was a virgin at the
01:05:06marriage is like no it's a normal thing everything was fine no certainly right you're absolutely right about
01:05:17Come on husband, let's make love now in the morning without brushing our teeth
01:05:30Peppino I'll be back for dinner time
01:06:24Peppino I'll be back for dinner time
01:06:38According to canon law, the primary purpose of marriage is procreation and education.
01:06:43The secondary purpose of offspring is mutual help, which is the remedy for lust.
01:06:49tell me concetta who is the father of the child fragalà son of love
01:07:05Concetta leave me alone
01:07:19I like this place
01:07:24It reflects your character and your selfishness, what I love about you
01:07:35you know, agata is a different scent from the one you had when we were children and we looked at pictures in books
01:07:41oh yes and what a perfume it was it was it was very special jasmine and isoform soap you really mean it
01:07:54Isoform, who knows how nauseating it is to be near me with that smell
01:07:59and instead I liked it more than this
01:08:03and then I liked your legs they were always scratched
01:08:06scratched and who scratched them?
01:08:09but I don't know
01:08:12maybe the cats
01:08:14or
01:08:15the branches of the creepers
01:08:18you won't tell me you remember my legs as a child
01:08:24I've always had them very thin
01:08:28I'm better now than I was then
01:08:29It is not true?
01:08:32It is true
01:08:34but I will never forget the ones from then
01:08:39do you really remember everything?
01:08:42Yes
01:08:45absolutely everything?
01:08:47Certain
01:08:51I remember everything about you
01:08:54absolutely everything
01:08:56and I of you
01:08:58and what we did innocently
01:09:02as kids
01:09:06we didn't even know what we wanted
01:09:11I knew what I wanted
01:09:13did you really love me Enzo?
01:09:15Yes
01:09:16even if you
01:09:17no now I've changed
01:09:19completely changed
01:09:22oh my god Agatha
01:09:24why have we always gotten everything wrong?
01:09:26but no it was right like this Enzo
01:09:30No
01:09:35Why?
01:09:36tell me why
01:09:37Why?
01:09:38and you ask me
01:09:38you ask me too
01:09:42but of course
01:09:43of course you're welcome
01:09:44she thought that I would always be here waiting for her
01:09:49waiting for her to get married
01:09:52to wait until he no longer had his purity problems
01:09:56and then let her fears of being a cousin go away
01:09:59now it's right for you
01:10:00you like
01:10:01you can afford it
01:10:02you feel confident
01:10:04about me
01:10:05of all
01:10:06Enzo I don't understand you
01:10:11It does not matter
01:10:13I understand myself
01:10:31What are you doing?
01:10:32are you crying?
01:10:34No
01:10:36It's all the smoking's fault
01:10:39I'm not angry
01:10:40but why
01:10:42we could at least remain friends
01:10:44you are not
01:10:46if
01:10:46it is not
01:10:52but
01:10:52ah
01:10:59at least
01:11:00it is not
01:11:01but
01:11:04but
01:11:08but
01:11:09it is not
01:11:24How stupid I am
01:12:11How stupid I am
01:12:41How stupid I am
01:12:44How stupid I am
01:13:09I'm Enzo
01:13:11I just wanted to tell you that I graduated.
01:13:13Thank you, goodbye
01:13:15Do you have much of it?
01:13:17I graduated
01:13:18Oh, well, then we're in trouble.
01:13:23Ready?
01:13:24Is that you, Ugo? I'm Enzo.
01:13:25No, nothing, I wanted to tell you that I graduated.
01:13:31Are you done? Look, I don't care if you graduated.
01:13:34If that's the case, I don't care either.
01:13:38Doctor, doctor, what a drag
01:13:45Hello? Hello? Is Mrs. Agata there?
01:13:49Hello? Hello? Who's speaking?
01:13:54I graduated
01:13:56My son, doctor
01:13:57It's the best day of my life
01:14:01Think of your father up there
01:14:02Already
01:14:03Gesuina?
01:14:03Who knows what it will be like with...
01:14:04Gesuina!
01:14:06Gesuina, are you a doctor?
01:14:08Jesus, Jesus, doctor
01:14:10How pale you are
01:14:12Doctor
01:14:13Now I'll give you a nice slammed wind right away
01:14:17No, thanks, Gesuina
01:14:18One more time
01:14:19But how? You're so shocked
01:14:21Gesuina, it's the doctor
01:14:22He does what he wants
01:14:23I'm so touched
01:14:25Yes, doctor.
01:14:27Like the old wind
01:14:32What do you say, old lion?
01:14:33Should I go or not go to greet the barons?
01:14:36No? You're right.
01:14:37I'm not going there
01:14:39Barlo
01:14:42Hey Enzo, what are you doing? Are you running away?
01:14:43Oh, Nini
01:14:44I just wanted to come and say hello to you.
01:14:45Don't tell me about the dances
01:14:47Now that I've found you, I'm kidnapping you
01:14:48Come on, come on
01:14:50Here I am
01:14:51Since you moved to the countryside you disappeared
01:14:53But what are you doing there all day?
01:14:55You screw peasant girls, huh, slut
01:14:57Where are you taking me?
01:14:58I bought a new filly, you'll see
01:14:59But aren't you becoming an old maniac with these horses?
01:15:04Here it is
01:15:06It's no wonder, huh?
01:15:08My husband also has a stable that keeps him busy a lot.
01:15:11I always say it verbatim
01:15:13Love for horses is not invented
01:15:17Gentlemen, one is born
01:15:18Peppe in anchor
01:15:20While I'm here, I wanted to tell you
01:15:22You have to look at the flank, the gharretto, the shin, the nostril
01:15:24You know what I tell you?
01:15:25I understand that one.
01:15:26What was his name?
01:15:27In short, what he was saying
01:15:28My kingdom for a horse
01:15:30Well, but he
01:15:31He urgently needed it
01:15:33Anyway, yours is a great passion.
01:15:34Ah, hear me
01:15:36I wanted to tell you and Agata too
01:15:37Sorry, about Agata
01:15:39Do you know that every time we talk about you she gets nervous?
01:15:41And he's right.
01:15:42You're such a weird cousin
01:15:44Strange?
01:15:45And why ever?
01:15:46Do you know what women are like?
01:15:47And the cousins, and the sisters then?
01:15:50Sul, while you're at it, go say hello to her, eh
01:15:51Listen
01:15:52Yes, are you sure?
01:15:53Yes, yes, come on, come on and I'll join you later.
01:15:55As soon as the sun arrives
01:15:57Your Excellency, I bring another mare and stable
01:15:59Yes, it's better
01:16:00Sorry, did you want to tell me something?
01:16:02No, nothing, nothing
01:16:15Agate?
01:16:23Agate
01:16:26Hey
01:16:27Varonesina
01:16:29Varonessina Scuderi
01:16:31Where are you?
01:16:39Agate
01:16:40Agatina
01:16:42Where have you gone?
01:16:50And yet, he was a very thorny man.
01:16:53Younger than me
01:16:54Tall, strongly muscled
01:16:57Attractive
01:16:58But he made a mistake, he asked me for love
01:17:00And I chased him away
01:17:02Mini
01:17:02Mini
01:17:03What's up?
01:17:05I can't find it
01:17:06Yet there must be
01:17:09HI
01:17:14Were you looking for me?
01:17:20Yes
01:17:22I was looking for you
01:17:29What are you doing, did you find it?
01:17:33Yes, yes, Ninì, I found it
01:17:35I met her here
01:17:36In fact, if you allow me, I'll take advantage of it.
01:17:40I'm taking this opportunity to get some books
01:17:51We are friends
01:17:56Agate
01:17:59Peppino, is the baron's bathroom ready?
01:18:03But you never speak
01:18:05You always speak
01:18:06Oh, sorry.
01:18:10Ninì, the bath is ready
01:18:13Ah, mom
01:18:15We are
01:18:17We were crazy
01:18:19Yes, two crazy people
01:18:21Not to do so until today
01:18:22We have always loved each other
01:18:25Why didn't we do this before?
01:18:27I do not know
01:18:31Hey, you two
01:18:32What are you guys doing up there?
01:18:35Show yourself, Enzo, please.
01:18:39Yes
01:18:40Nothing, I'm...
01:18:41It happened that...
01:18:42Did you fall down the library steps?
01:18:45I fell down the library steps
01:18:47What are you doing wrong?
01:18:48Don't worry, you know
01:18:50It's nothing serious
01:18:52I didn't do anything to myself
01:18:53Everything is fine
01:18:53I got caught
01:18:54A terrible fright
01:18:56All's well that ends well
01:19:00On purpose
01:19:01You had something important to tell me, didn't you?
01:19:03Who? Me?
01:19:05Yes
01:19:05My God
01:19:07No, but...
01:19:08I don't...
01:19:09I already know that much
01:19:10Nini!
01:19:11Eh, I don't understand why not say it
01:19:13Why this false modesty?
01:19:14You don't think I'm going to be upset by any chance, do you?
01:19:19Nini, listen
01:19:20No
01:19:20In fact, I congratulate you.
01:19:22How do you say?
01:19:23Better late than never
01:19:24Mr. Doctor
01:19:29You're right, Nini
01:19:31You are right
01:19:32Today was a really important day
01:19:34I graduated
01:19:38Graduated, Nini
01:19:40Okay
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