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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 13
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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off.
00:17Come on, Scotland!
00:19Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it's just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way.
00:31What is wrong with him?
00:32B.A.R.
00:34I think I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids.
01:10What's paralyzed?
01:12Can anyone get up?
01:14Nature Channel and sell me what that is.
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:39Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:45Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sexy.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head's spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bits, so swings and roundabouts.
02:03Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:05You know, he said I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10That mysterious is it.
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:19I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22Are you leaving me already?
02:24Yay!
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a wee.
02:29Aw.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is like year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, got Sam.
02:37Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgusting!
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:49What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real old swipes on instead?
02:52I've done bored of this shit.
02:53No, literally.
02:53It's getting a bored.
02:55No, I'm sorry.
02:56Rude.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series.
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:19It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25I'll be fine after this one.
03:27Ow.
03:28Fuck.
03:29No, I can't.
03:30I can't.
03:30That's actually burned in the fucking...
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:33I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:46It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:56And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
04:00I didn't...
04:01If I generally...
04:02I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither.
04:09As we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:18So let's get down to it.
04:20And say, in language you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:26Nah, chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips?
04:29I've got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a love island Unseen bit!
04:38Here's an Unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear to wear
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
04:58I'm going to get so upset.
04:58I'm going to lose your cup.
05:12I'm struggling in the age.
05:13Why are you sh...
05:14Who's of these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:18This is the worst.
05:19This is...
05:19I'm going to...
05:20I'm going to lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me!
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh!
05:29You might change cards.
05:30What?
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week
05:52but that didn't stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Don't look.
05:56Oh my God!
05:58Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Annenbrough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop fencing me!
06:26Stop it!
06:28Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:31You're talking as David Attenborough and I've got like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:52One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:15But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:25I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzey.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name's and I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:45Sean, Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time
07:50as me.
07:50Oh my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:57Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:06Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna, like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay.
08:16Vienna's fine.
08:17Vienna, Vienna.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl, Roman for the boy.
08:27Roman, I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy?
08:34Payson.
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Payson's?
08:37P-A-Y-C-I-N, no.
08:38Why?
08:38Do you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else?
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies.
08:45What else did I have?
08:46What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:52And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:04Attention!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's, give them the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:20We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Squat squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set-ups and then whatever the bad boys are called again.
09:37Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Ready.
09:40Go.
09:41Keep pushing.
09:44I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go.
09:49One, two, three, four, five, five, six, six, seven, eight, eight, nine, ten, twenty, one, keep going.
10:05One, twenty, ten.
10:06I already made it to 30.
10:07How'd you get on, 20?
10:08I made it to 30.
10:0930!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:13That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:16That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:43You swags got a thing, innit?
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro.
11:05But I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13For me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17I watched straight away.
11:18I would, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:22Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro.
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro.
11:30Bro.
11:31Bro.
11:32The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:34I feel like you're in trouble.
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand bro-tal of 21.
11:44Coming in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit.
11:59Bend your knees, go back, and forward.
12:02After the film, that is what got up in the cinema, I was like...
12:05Forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Bend your knees a bit more.
12:13So you hit to here, back, and dick, back, dick, back.
12:17Back, dick, back, dick.
12:20Bring your arm up.
12:21Find it back.
12:22Yeah.
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:25Boom.
12:25That's it, that's it, that's it.
12:26That's it, that's it, that's it.
12:27Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:30Go boom to go boom to go boom to go boom let's boom
12:37That's what year I think you've got actually run it. Yeah, it's right from the top five six seven
12:50That's actually right?
12:53Then
13:01Then
13:02Thanks Sophie now look what you've started. Okay, that's enough for now cavern
13:12We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week and we'd watch them some more if we could
13:18find them
13:19We didn't do our game. Okay
13:21All right, are you ready for this you need your sunglasses off for this so I can actually see your
13:24eyes
13:25I'm not gonna spit on you if I can't hold it in I will but I'll try and get it
13:29away from your face
13:29Okay, no, let's really lock in don't bottle this. Okay, so put loads in your mouth
13:33Okay, when I put my thumb up with start and then we'll just go for it. Okay
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those or I'm in big trouble, but you'll have to come back
13:43later to find out
13:45Oh
13:46What's going on?
13:48Now
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as a old music that's a did an open earplugs
14:09at the ready, please
14:11Put your hands up
14:13Hold ten hold ten here we go
14:14Go go go go
14:18Welcome back to love island unseen best
14:24Time to get warmed up ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
14:42So settle in as we spilled some serious tea
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like clock it, so it's like tea, clock it
14:50I thought that was tea
14:51Or you can say tea, clock it, like that's tea
14:58You're killing me
15:05Earlier we were listening into this
15:07We didn't do our game, okay?
15:08You're just gonna spit at me
15:09I'm not gonna spit it on you
15:10If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this
15:16So put loads in your mouth, then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:19Well, here's...
15:21What's going on?
15:22Oh no!
15:48Lola!
15:50You didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man
15:53It went on my nose
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You got good legs as well, you know
16:13Don't know how, man, I do legs actually once a year
16:16I reckon because from dancing it's a lot of legs
16:18Honestly, you're so right, mate
16:19What's the hardest thing? Is that your core? Is it your shoulders? Is it your legs?
16:22What, that hurt?
16:23Yeah
16:23Your feet are fucked, man
16:24Is it?
16:25Your ankles as well
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off
16:28How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week you do two
16:32Fuck off
16:33That's insane
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday
16:39Friday, two on Saturday
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:43Where's the end?
16:44Lion King, Sick Boy
16:45I don't know if you've watched that
16:45Like they come out into the crowd
16:46With like the big fucking
16:48What did they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's like a fake rhino
16:50There's a fake elephant
16:51There's like giraffes
16:52They put boys on like stilts
16:54You've got to like walk
16:55Like, like
16:55Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was, I was the back of the rhino
17:00It's the rhino's arse
17:01I was the rhino's arse
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two
17:06Two
17:08You told me you were Simba
17:09I played Simba as well
17:10I did both
17:11Big difference, man
17:12I did both
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take
17:15Who you played
17:16The rhino's arse
17:17Also, no one sees you
17:18You're just under the rhino
17:19No, so like
17:20Yeah, how do you think?
17:21He saw it and was like
17:22Recognise this arse
17:23It's like a big costume
17:25And you put your
17:25So you get into it
17:26And your head
17:27You're sticking out of it
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No
17:29It says you that
17:32What, there's someone in front of you as well
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's arse
17:44What else?
17:45Just the rhino
17:46There's got to be other roles as well
17:47Excuse me
17:48Why don't you play rhino?
17:49How can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino
17:51Then you're like a bit of grass
17:55You're a joke
17:55Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing
17:58I didn't realise
17:59I pretend to be grass
18:01He does this
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05It has to be a plant at one point
18:06Yeah
18:08He's like
18:08Yeah, it's really hard on the feet
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this
18:14I played the tree once
18:15All of the viewers raved about my extremely wooden performance
18:24Lola can count on her hand a number of times Sean has kissed her
18:27Only she's finding it a little difficult to do
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count
18:31Like one, two, three
18:32I can't do it like normal
18:34I have to do like one, two, three, four, five
18:36That is such
18:37Wow
18:38You are so surprising
18:40I can't do it
18:40Like count normally
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five
18:44No, I can't do that
18:44One, two, three
18:44Do this
18:45Yeah, one, two, three
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48One, two, three, four
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up
18:51Can I do that again?
18:52Oh, do you know what I can do?
18:53No, no
18:55There she is
18:57Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy
18:59That's crazy
19:00You need to do it in the talent show
19:01Hi guys
19:02So my talent today is making waves with my hands
19:05I can meow and do goat noises at the time
19:07This kitten noise
19:08This kitten noise is unreal
19:10That's good isn't it?
19:13Most of all
19:14That's weird isn't it?
19:15Gail you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent
19:16I'm so talented
19:17Can you do it?
19:20That's quite different like a grown cat
19:24I can only do that
19:25I can only do that
19:25No, no
19:26Like I can't do a normal cat
19:28Mine's like newborn kitten
19:29Meow
19:30Meow
19:32I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities
19:35But on this occasion I'm making an exception
19:44Obviously when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together
19:46The first thing they're going to talk about are hand jobs
19:48You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing
19:50Just out of the tank
19:53I'm ready for this guy
19:55Turn your hands a little bit like this
19:56Send me in
19:56Do you actually do hand modeling?
19:57No, I used to do
19:58It was like the first job I had after school
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modeling
20:02What?
20:03I had to show them like
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger
20:06No way
20:08You're taking the beer
20:09You're having me out
20:10There's no way
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst they're waiting?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah
20:16No, I don't know
20:17Is there anything you have to like
20:18Put a special cream on them around it?
20:20No, they do all four
20:20They like tidy them up and stuff like that
20:23Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym marathon for calluses and stuff like that?
20:26Do they like any of that stuff?
20:26Do you know?
20:27I didn't really do much gym back then
20:28I didn't
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff
20:31I try not to get them
20:32Yeah
20:33I've got them to be fair
20:34I said to my mate
20:35I can't do this anymore
20:36And he's like
20:37Come on stop being such a fucking wimp
20:40You and your stupid hands
20:43I'm like hey
20:44I need to protect these alright
20:45One day they might come in handy
20:47Yeah
20:47I suspect Lorenzo
20:49Once all this Love Island fame blows over
20:51You'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation
21:02Look he's already got over three followers
21:04From the start
21:05So you're stepping around with your right leg
21:06Slip
21:07Click
21:08Click
21:09Click
21:09Click
21:10Click
21:10Very good
21:11From there
21:12Bring your feet together
21:13So boom
21:15Boom
21:15Boom
21:16Boom
21:16Boom
21:16Boom
21:16Boom
21:17Boom
21:18Boom
21:18Boom
21:18Boom
21:20Boom
21:20Boom
21:20Boom
21:20Boom
21:21Boom
21:22Boom
21:38Boom
21:52He is locked in
21:55that's hot you
21:57high
21:59That was good, right? That was good.
22:07Occasionally, I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone? Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No. Okay, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:19How do I do this? How is it lost? I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge? No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:25I took it off. Oh, my God.
22:28Okay, right, what the hell?
22:29How did I have it and now I don't?
22:36Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:38No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone bring my phone?
22:44Can someone bring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it. I just took it off the train.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:55Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, you're fine, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Yaz, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:25I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yazmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh.
23:36Are these phones?
23:57Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Ben.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting, got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God, I can see myself putting the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Morticia Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22So, you look good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and ahhing.
24:35Okay, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:37But hats off to them, I say.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed.
24:49Get that fuck out of my bed.
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke.
24:54But, you know, guys, theatre's actually really hard.
24:56Go and do the runner.
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front of the runner.
25:01In the back of the runner, you're not just like this.
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:07It's like this.
25:08See, like here.
25:09And it's like, and your head is sticking out.
25:12Wait, can people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:15I thought you were just stuck up in like someone's arse.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant.
25:18I'll go on.
25:19The elephant, you're just doing this.
25:21Well, you've got a shuffle.
25:22Yeah.
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all golem about Sean's precious ring.
25:42Has that ring got meaning?
25:43Yes.
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:47You've given her your ring?
25:49No.
25:50She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tongue right now.
25:54Show me your tongue right now.
25:54I don't know where it is.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:57You've given her your ring?
25:58You have lost, you have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:00I haven't lost it.
26:01If you've lost it, it's done.
26:02Just so you know.
26:03I haven't lost it.
26:04I know where it is.
26:05And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring
26:10before incurring the wrath of Lord Seanron.
26:14You've given her your ring?
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:17Bombshell comes in.
26:17Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:21It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:27If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test.
26:31Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37OK, so how mad are you?
26:39Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it.
26:41You've lost my ring.
26:42No.
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:46Because I made that in a class.
26:49Oh, my God, you are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:57Oh, my precious.
27:00I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:04And so another quest begins.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up,
27:07we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know looking for love is a serious business.
27:21Before you can find it,
27:21you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:24So, guys, if we were all animals,
27:25which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28You're like a sexy lion.
27:30A lion?
27:31Yeah.
27:32Yeah, a sexy lion.
27:33Like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Something with nails.
27:36Yeah.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:40I don't know if she's having that.
27:42My mom always says I'm like a tiger,
27:43but I don't know if that's quite so cute.
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat,
27:47but I think everyone's some type of cat.
27:48A cat.
27:48She's got like a feline-y, like...
27:50Yeah, a cat.
27:51Yeah, a Spanx one.
27:52One of them bald fuckers.
27:53She's definitely not bald.
27:55She's always shaving her bloody elbows.
27:56I was going to say, I'm always fucking shaving, mate.
27:57I'm like...
27:58Yeah, what bad one would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what?
27:59You're like Bambi.
28:00Yeah.
28:01Yeah.
28:01Because you're strutting around.
28:04I'll tell you what's going to do.
28:05Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07You're like...
28:08I'll have her like Jaguar.
28:09Jaguar.
28:09Yeah, Jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:12That's a cute one.
28:13I like that.
28:13Oh, show.
28:14What did we say?
28:15Everyone said you were a dolphin.
28:16Yeah.
28:16Or maybe like a peacock.
28:18Ooh!
28:19You know?
28:21Because of the colours.
28:23Yeah!
28:24With the accessories.
28:25I'm thinking like, when she gets dressed up at night,
28:27she has her feathers out, you know?
28:29Yeah!
28:30I love that.
28:31I love that.
28:31Victoria, what would you be, girlie?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:35Yeah, you do give like black cat.
28:37Black cat.
28:37Like sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm a black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:44I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51I actually had a dog called Lola.
28:52My sister is Fish.
28:53Yeah, Staffish.
28:54I knew it was a Staffy.
28:55Every time I go to the park and I hear Lola, Lola, it's always like, no offence, I don't
29:00like Staffies that much, but it's always like the most like, not a cute dog.
29:03Yeah, Staffish.
29:04Or like a Paula or something.
29:05Lola is a common dog name.
29:07Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog is called Lola.
29:09Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:28Oh, so you won't like me.
29:33No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:40The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41That means like, you know, you just look at them and you think, yeah, they're my type.
29:46Oh, where are my pants, man?
29:49Where are my balls?
29:50Oh.
29:51You have the right to reign silent.
29:53Ha-ha.
29:54Ev only.
29:56It's...
29:56It's...
29:56...Irelanders getting scared by something!
29:59Ow!
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually...
30:05Don't just...
30:06Fucking hell.
30:07There's a wasp in my ear.
30:08Um...
30:08It likes your bikini.
30:10Don't just...
30:10I know.
30:10It's pollen.
30:12Ah!
30:14Fuck off!
30:15Where's it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:18Oh!
30:20It's all right.
30:21It's all right.
30:21It's all right.
30:22Done.
30:22See?
30:23Protector.
30:23Saviour.
30:27What?
30:29Oh, my God!
30:31Oh, my God!
30:32Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, my God!
30:35Oh, my God!
30:35Stop!
30:35Stop!
30:37Oh, my God!
30:41Oh, my God!
30:43Oh, my God!
30:44Oh, my God!
30:45I would've watched that back on record.
30:47Like, you just...
30:49We haven't got time now, Yaz.
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch-up when you're home.
31:01Robin has talked a lot about her nights as a DJ,
31:04but not much about her day job,
31:05so it's over to Priya to size her up.
31:07What do you do as a quantitative easter?
31:10It's going to be me, then.
31:12Five years.
31:13Babe, you're a smart girly.
31:15I am.
31:15Babe, sorry.
31:16Woo!
31:17Oh, my God!
31:19Oh, my God!
31:20Oh, my God!
31:21Oh, no, not again, Yaz.
31:23I only don't get scared by something.
31:27There's just been a wasp crawling on me, like, that part.
31:31It was on a vagina.
31:33Vagina.
31:34If it's not a bombshell, don't scream.
31:37I'm just really being killed by a wasp, and you're not checking them okay?
31:40Can't be screaming like that, man.
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina.
31:47Robin, you're going to be all over the Unseen Bits, mate.
31:50I know.
31:51I'm literally going to run the Unseen Bits.
31:52Oi, Robin!
31:53I run the Unseen Bits.
31:56It's...
31:57Robin gets stomped by bombshells!
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista.
32:05The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie.
32:09Robin, you are now single and therefore dumped on the island.
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time,
32:17the problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe.
32:22Oh!
32:24These boots are not mean for walking!
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin,
32:28but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bits.
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you.
32:39Since Opie started his Unseen Dance classes,
32:42ratings have gone through the roof, so here's another.
32:44A one, a two, a one, two, three, four!
32:47Four clicks, yeah.
32:48Right leg forward.
32:49You're going to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
32:54From there, you're going to go right arm, left arm,
32:57then right leg's coming out, right leg, then change it to left leg.
33:02That's it.
33:02That's so odd.
33:03They're all watching.
33:05Give us some love, come on!
33:07Here we go.
33:09Six, seven.
33:10Do you want to see it, girls, yeah?
33:12Guys, turn around.
33:15We're still learning.
33:16We're still learning.
33:16Let's go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
33:21and a bum, bum, dig a bum, dig a bum.
33:24I feel like a mum.
33:28Oh, shit!
33:30From the top, we'll go nice and slow.
33:31Oh, that's the slow.
33:32Five, six, seven, and an eight.
33:35Okay, yeah.
33:36Five, six, seven, and an eight.
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35:30you're watching love island unseen bits and we're going out why i
35:35like how close are we going to we're going to newcastle we're going to tune we're going to tune it's
35:42gonna be smashing bonnie lad oh oh obi
35:50i'm totally wild give me the tiger
36:02and it'll turn your world upside down and then you're going to jump in now
36:13but mum's the word my mum says opinions are like assholes everybody's got one and that's her
36:20instagram bio talking of assholes only joking cheer up boys why so serious oh it'd be world war six
36:29well we haven't had three yet but yeah but it's just waiting to blow i need to sneeze it's not
36:34funny i've sneezed before oh oh i'll go with a mad noise i'll go
36:41but i love sneezing it's one of my favorite i used to do
36:54this week after the ate that deep challenge some islanders went off at the deep end
36:58it's being rude to have a bit for it it's chill it's not rude what
37:02aiden's a bitch people need to grow up for her don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get
37:07told to off idiot how did it all go so wrong all they had to do was slide into the
37:14pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex this boy's nightmare
37:20partner is someone who loves attention oh then find the fact that fits and dash their drink in it
37:29how could anyone get upset by that so let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before
37:35the kickoff boys we're having a warm-up we're having a little warm-up
37:42all right pick a side boys left or right boys just go like one way around i'll go behind it
37:48yeah just go single line just go single line straight leg kicks boys yeah i like that i like
37:52that this is so good
37:55and then on the way for the sweep is this what you had to do in lying things
37:59hill flicks on the way back can't do it this my shorts are gonna fall off warm-ups are great
38:04but i think at least one of the boys wore himself out ready oh what the
38:10fuck rippy ready it's not working yeah now let's dive deeper here are the rounds we didn't have
38:18time to show you this week
38:28this boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a jls concert instead
38:38lorenzo lorenzo loves jls yeah you don't look like a jls boy to me oh i think i know who
38:44it is
38:50it's not i chose opie because of the dancing it's just giving jls
38:55sam
39:11this girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms oh
39:18oh that's so chill i don't know i feel like girls fake it all the time
39:27oh you got it on my train on
39:31we had faith in you ellie not much to say that we're ashamed and one of them was good
39:45okay this boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his ass cheek
40:07i met her on the night out lost the game of rock paper scissors we've got to follow through on
40:11it that was the best
40:25i think you'll find hello starts with an h but let's not argue we've had enough of that
40:34we've had enough of that as every super fan knows the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic
40:39locations
40:40the fire pits the mini fire pits the day beds the terrace
40:47we've had enough of that but this year the islanders have messed with the labeling system
40:51so welcome to the kent terrace it's my first time they're going up to the kent terrace
40:55so where do you want to go kent terrace i've never been he's going for the kent terrace kiss
41:04it's the kent corner this is the kent corner what a bunch of kents it's like it's basically kent
41:10on tour in here you're basically a surrogate kent alumni at this point oh alumni yeah isn't it
41:20a loomy no it's alumni oh there's an in there my pronoun pronunciation for words is wrong i thought
41:28that pedestrian was pedestarian but for years and i was starting my driving test and he was like oh no
41:35no you can't go there and i said oh yeah no no because there's obviously pedestarians there and he
41:39was like there's what and i said pedestarians that's awful i bet you did you pass the driving test first
41:46first time mate yeah you flirted with the instructor with the i was only 16 i wasn't as good as
41:53a bet
41:53i don't know about that 17. do you think i feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with
41:57all of the i've actually got a brain up there though no i know but i feel like all the
42:03girls
42:03i'm very intelligent are able to pass straight away because they flirt because boys are better
42:07drivers than girls you're on your own on that one lorenzo i'm saying nothing
42:23i love this this is my favorite show beach hut bonanza bonanza bonanza bonanza and this week i asked
42:33the islanders what weirds them out things that weird me out whales not like the country but like the
42:40animal and i find them very like daunting you know velcro the sound of velcro it just shocks my ears
42:49and it like sends something into my brain and it just like oh get that away from me tell me
42:54oh you
42:54know what them pop socks get them out the door they need to leave the building immediately see to be
43:02honest i get it i understand the concept of it right but like see when you can see them
43:08like why are they i thought they were meant to be had then this girl had oh she had like
43:14earwax in
43:15her ear i just looked next to her i just saw the earwax looking back at me and just so
43:21things that
43:22weird me out food edition yeah something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans i i'll look at
43:29them and
43:29floating around their little orange sauce if we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of
43:34beans i'll like i'll slide the menu stand across so i can't see your plate jelly disgusting why is
43:41that even a thing if you tried to feed me shepherd's pie that freaks me out for some reason like
43:46sloppy
43:47slimy disgusting it's weird i know it's this it's a free combination thing so it's milk i think people
43:54who can just drink a pint of milk it's just a bit psychotic bananas i did hate for years and
44:00years and
44:00years bananas like i was actually terrified of them and tuna like oh no i don't like tuna in a
44:06cow
44:06oh a man running hell no like i can't be seen a man run not that men shouldn't run if
44:14you're an athlete
44:15fair enough like sprinting about but like a man jog for something to like pick something up i think just
44:21walk when people don't wear socks in their trainers raw dog in the the the trainer immediately no i don't
44:29like to watch a man swim either i don't know why i do not like when people do mirror selfies
44:34but they
44:35stand like dead upright don't even look like real people just a man doing laps i just i think pack
44:42it
44:42in like that makes you feel really uncomfortable and they're just
44:49come back next week for some more last night we saw the dramatic dumping of opie and victoria
45:01victoria and opie you and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection
45:09therefore you have been dumped from the island please pack your bags and say goodbye i don't
45:14know about you but i think opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa i mean sorry doing a
45:19bad rap
45:19yeah one two one two one two it's my final night in the love island villa it's been real fun
45:29ha it's been a killer i'm feeling real sad trying to miss you boys we'll do this for life because
45:38we are
45:39four
45:47see you all next time but not you two bye
45:51bye
46:02so
46:13you
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