02:05Take for an example, Merle.
02:08He's a prankster.
02:10I'll tell you that.
02:11I remember when he hit me.
02:18Another person I live with that I hate is Katie, a real nerd.
02:22At this point, I'm tired of hearing her.
02:27And then we have Julia, the lazy girl.
02:29She's always listening to dumb music, but her boyfriend is worse than her, and he is one of my least
02:34favorites in this place.
02:35This book munch is the absolute worst in the place.
02:39I mean, he's so dumb.
02:41He's 18 years old, and yet he's still reaching for cookies.
02:44Not to mention, his favorite food is ice cream.
02:48Wait, I just got an idea.
02:51I'm sending this kid to work.
02:53I'm gonna make him watch the place.
02:56I want you to watch over and protect this house from any intruders.
02:59I'm going to a party.
03:02Tom, but don't we have guards outside?
03:08Guards are not enough.
03:09Butt munch.
03:11I'll be back by nine.
03:12Behave.
03:18I never knew I was this alone.
03:21Right?
03:23Right?
03:28Hey there.
03:29My name's Al Nick.
03:31And I'm having a bad hair day.
03:34Don't believe me?
03:35Look out the window.
03:50I think I got company.
03:54Wait a minute.
03:56I'm lonely.
03:59That means I can get some ice cream.
04:18Hey babe, who enters this place?
04:22Who are you calling babe for?
04:26Ah!
04:41Yeah, that's my favorite flavor.
04:52It's still a mister baby.
05:05Hello, little kid.
05:07Huh?
05:07What are you doing here?
05:09To take back what's mine.
05:14Well, you never seen us take away your stuff.
05:18Whatever.
05:19I don't care if I know you.
05:22Just die.
05:25Your time's up, buddy.
05:27Any last words?
05:29Ah, yeah.
05:30I have a last word.
05:32It's a question.
05:34Is your father Joseph Scallan?
05:38Wait, what?
05:40Um, I said, is your father Joseph Scallan?
05:46Oh my god.
05:48That was offensive.
05:51I've never been offended in my life.
05:54I've waited for this for years.
05:58I was a horrible person.
06:01I deserve to be offended by any Russian offensive question.
06:07I mean, I'm not really a bad person.
06:10But I might as well yell you a story on how I ended up being such a horrible person in
06:16the first place.
06:17It all started when I was a little boy.
06:21I was born with my mama and papa like everyone should be unless you're homosexuel.
06:31Well, my mother died and my father died right when I was in a war between America and Russia because
06:44of you dumb American people.
06:46But then I saw an American fish costume.
06:51And I thought, hey, maybe if I decide to use it, I could maybe get revenge on all these American
07:02people.
07:03I mean, I remember the, I remember lots of things with mascots, a person who's a criminal gets in it,
07:11and the story goes wild on social media and stuff like that.
07:19Anyway, you win.
07:20You aren't so bad after all.
07:22I'm leaving.
07:31Oh my god.
07:34Is that a gun?
07:36My baby always wanted to defend her, sir.
07:43What the hell happened here?
07:46Uh, hey, junk.
07:50We're beautiful there outside today, right?
07:54Beautiful, my fucking ass.
07:56Why are there gunshots on the walls?
07:58Why is there a dead guard on the ground?
08:00What are you using that scooper for?
08:03What's with the injuries?
08:05Okay, okay, okay.
08:06I'll tell you.
08:08I wanted some ice cream, but then a fish with a gun came by.
08:13Are you fucking serious?
08:14You just didn't bother to do what I've asked?
08:17Well, it's my fault I let him in.
08:19I was alone.
08:21Dude, you weren't fucking alone.
08:23Well, I thought there wasn't going to be any more gunfire, and I was right.
08:29I heard gunshots.
08:30Where did they-
08:31Oh, relax.
08:32It was a terrorist that just left a while ago.
08:36Why did you put him in charge?
08:38He's unable to protect himself, and you basically just put him in danger.
08:42I saved the day, and I only had minor injuries.
08:48I would check your legs, and see if a bullet is stuffed in it.
08:54Bullet at my leg.
08:56Oh, no.
09:04Hey, I'm an alien, too.
09:10Hey, I'm an alien, too.
09:49Hey, I'm an alien, too.
09:52Hey, I'm an alien, too.
09:53Hey, I'm an alien, too.
09:54Hey, I'm an alien, too.
09:55Hey, I'm an alien, too.
09:55Hey, I'm an alien, too.
09:55Hey, I'm an alien, too.
09:55Hey, I'm an alien, too.
09:56Hey, I'm an alien, too.
09:56Hey, I'm an alien, too.
09:56You
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