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Dave & Chuck the Freak start by talking about how McDonald's is bringing back it's classic fried Apple Pies. Then, get sidetracked and realize that Burger King has better menu options internationally.
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00:00I love summer. The sunshine. Air conditioning. The great outdoors. Mid-afternoon nap. Days at
00:05the beach. Freezer pops. Now you're talking. Here's the new Firework Freeze five-hour energy
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00:20Craving something sweet? Want something new to eat? It's Damon Jack the Freeze.
00:24Chunk food roundup. My fast food prayers have been answered. I just asked about this
00:29months ago and it has become a reality. I don't remember.
00:34McDonald's is bringing back fried apple pies for a limited time to celebrate America's
00:42250th. America again. We're America again. Fried apple pie. America again. We're back.
00:54For the first time in more than three decades, McDonald's is bringing back fried apple pie
00:59size. They'll be available at most U.S. McDonald's restaurants for a limited time
01:03starting June 23rd. McDonald's is one of several fast food companies doing special treats for the
01:12250th birthday of America. Will you go get one, Dave?
01:14A hundred percent, I mean. Oh yeah, you gotta go get one. A lot of this stuff, I'm like,
01:17yeah, maybe. I got to, Lise. Do they have like a sugar coating or is it just fried?
01:22It looks different. Maybe it's just fried. I think it's just fried. That's like a nugget, McNugget coating is what
01:29it looks like. Same oil, probably.
01:31It can't be the same oil. I don't like the filling. It seems so fake. Well, I wonder if this
01:36is different. I wonder if they're going back to the old recipe.
01:38No good. You talked fondly of that. I did. It used to be incredible. Okay. And when you put, you'd
01:44get, I'd get just like a ice cream in a cup. Yeah.
01:47Not a sundae, just ice cream in a cup. Shove that apple pie in that bitch. Yeah.
01:52Mmm. So it's really been gone 30 years. It's been gone 30 years. Like I have memories of eating it,
02:00but I must have been.
02:001992, McDonald's replaced the fried apple pie with a baked version. You were little?
02:05Yeah, maybe not. Maybe I've only had baked. Hawaii is the only one that kept selling it. It stayed on
02:12the menus in Hawaii and some other foreign lands, but not in the U.S.
02:16I would have never, I mean, I don't know how you deal with, you know, I was in high school
02:21and if I ever had one of these, no one, that would have been my last one for 30 years.
02:27What? I don't think you thought that far in advance. It's really sad. That was a lot of people.
02:32I just stopped eating them. That was it. It was dead to me then. Right.
02:36I was a Burger King boy. I've told you. That's right.
02:39We're eating Sunday pies and all sorts of stuff.
02:42They had the Choco Taco though, didn't they, or something?
02:45That was Taco Bell.
02:45They had the Hershey's Sunday pie.
02:46Oh, that's it.
02:47Like Taco Bell had the Choco Taco.
02:49Oh, someone had it.
02:50Yeah.
02:51Do they still sell that Sunday pie?
02:54Better believe it.
02:56That's a not sure.
02:57I don't know.
02:58That's a not sure.
02:59He's like, he's way back there.
03:01That was inconfident.
03:02I haven't been in a long time.
03:03Choco Taco.
03:04I don't know.
03:05I hope they do.
03:07Yep.
03:07Still there.
03:07Hershey's Sunday pie.
03:10Oh yeah, there it is.
03:11Yep.
03:11What's the King Fusion Biscoff?
03:14Listen, Dave.
03:15They do soft serve at Burger King?
03:17What?
03:18Where have I been?
03:19Avocado?
03:20What?
03:21What are you talking about?
03:22What did you just say?
03:24Avocado?
03:24What is that word?
03:25It's like espresso in your-
03:27Get out of here.
03:28Yes.
03:29You know what I'm not getting-
03:30Fancy.
03:31You don't have to never had Avocado?
03:32No.
03:32My God, no.
03:34It's good, man.
03:36Take it back to your own country, Avocado.
03:38Get out of town.
03:39Okay?
03:40Yeah.
03:41Look at that.
03:41We're doing American sweets here.
03:44Apple pie.
03:44You're going to be hungry, you guys.
03:46I know.
03:47Avocado.
03:47I had no idea they did soft serve, though.
03:50I've never, ever, once in my life, had Burger King soft serve.
03:53Go Avocado yourself.
03:54So, ooh, tarot pie?
03:56I don't like how you call it.
03:57Although they got some crap on here.
03:59What is it?
03:59Banana pie?
04:00Tarot pie?
04:01Say what?
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't even know what that is.
04:05It looks like-
04:06It looks like-
04:07What is that?
04:07Purple coins.
04:09What is tarot pie?
04:10Is this America?
04:11No.
04:12Not anymore.
04:13A sweet handheld-
04:14I mean, I meant like, is this the American menu?
04:16This ain't the America.
04:17I didn't mean that as like a big American steak.
04:19Yeah, no, it is.
04:21You nailed it, Dave.
04:21Get your tarot out of here.
04:23Is this America?
04:24You said it.
04:25He finally said it.
04:26I meant, am I on the right menu?
04:28Dave Hunter finally said what needed to be said today on the radio.
04:33This ain't even America anymore.
04:35Not the America Dave Hunter remembers.
04:38That is not what I mean.
04:38It ain't the America Dave Hunter remembers, and he longs for a day 30 plus years ago when
04:45he used to fry pies and do stuff, and then the affogados can go and kiss his ass.
04:51I heard the whole thing.
04:53No, that's not what I said.
04:54The tarot pie is popular in Asian and Polynesian countries.
04:58Well, you know what ain't popular here?
05:00It's a tropical root vegetable, natural, earthy, slightly nutty flavor that turns pastel purple
05:07when cooked.
05:08They're coming for our dessert, and the frogs are gay.
05:15The frogs are gay.
05:17The frogs are gay, Dave.
05:19Everybody knows it.
05:20The birds ain't real.
05:22The frogs are gay.
05:24The affogado in your sundae.
05:27Tarot.
05:28The tarot cards.
05:29What is this Burger King's American menu?
05:31Think about this.
05:32Tarot cards.
05:33They've crushed them up, put them into a pie, made you believe in the devil.
05:38Do you know they did Coke floats?
05:39What am I discovering?
05:40No, I didn't know.
05:41I didn't know the menu.
05:42Coke.
05:42Cocaine floats.
05:43No.
05:43Coca-Cola.
05:45America's favorite beverage.
05:47They do a Coke float.
05:49I had no idea.
05:50Shut up.
05:51Nope.
05:52No one knows this.
05:53It's part of their problem, I think.
05:55Yeah.
05:55No one knows any of this.
05:56All because of the fries, although they're supposed to be better.
06:00I think this may not be the American one.
06:02Because what the hell is a Kongsy bundle?
06:05This is another country.
06:06Where are we?
06:06This has got to be another country, right?
06:08What are you doing?
06:10It's a Kongsy bundle.
06:11I told you.
06:12Look at it now.
06:13You know what you used to be able to get?
06:16Where in the hell are we is a great country.
06:17What country did we go to?
06:18Exactly, Dave.
06:19Where in the hell are we?
06:21Dave Hunter said it today.
06:24America's gone.
06:25Where in the hell are we?
06:26No, but I think it is.
06:27Just where are we?
06:29Is this the same?
06:29Yeah, it's the same one that I was just on.
06:32Oh.
06:32But they have nacho cheese deluxe?
06:35I don't think so.
06:37You know what?
06:37Nacho cheese dunk?
06:39They sell just?
06:39No, this can't be America.
06:40Can I tell you what?
06:42Dave Hunter said it today.
06:44Stop it.
06:44And you can take it to the bank.
06:46Oh, no.
06:46Look, where am I?
06:47I'm in Sengalur.
06:48That's right.
06:49I'm in Malakalaka.
06:50How did we get there?
06:51I'm in Malaysia.
06:52No wonder they have tarot pie.
06:54I'll tell you what.
06:55Well, that makes more sense.
06:57They've got all the treats.
06:58Oh, my God.
06:59Dave Hunter basically.
07:00I was right.
07:00We're not in America.
07:02Burger King isn't even American anymore.
07:04But it's BurgerKing.com.
07:06I'll take a Congolet bundle.
07:08See?
07:08It says .my.
07:10I thought that was like my Burger King, but it's Malaysia.
07:14Ah, shoot on a stick.
07:16Well, well, well.
07:17Well, Malaysia has the best Burger King desserts ever.
07:21How about ours?
07:22Garbage.
07:23You know why?
07:24Because America ain't America anymore, Dave.
07:26Just like you said.
07:27Frogs are gay.
07:29I never said any of that.
07:31Dave Hunter said the frogs has turned gay.
07:33I did not.
07:33That was you.
07:34Nope.
07:35I heard it from Dave.
07:37Ah, shoot.
07:38Go on and post that up on Facebook.
07:41No, get out of here.
07:42Dave Hunter said frogs is gay and Burger King is no longer American.
07:46I did not.
07:46And America's gone.
07:48Okay, I didn't.
07:49This isn't the America he used to know and love.
07:52I didn't say that.
07:53I was in Malaysia.
07:54Where's the desserts?
07:56Oh, my God.
07:57Dave Hunter, radio host.
08:00There we go.
08:01See, our desserts suck balls.
08:02What are?
08:03We got that firecracker cookie pie, Hershey Sunday pie, and some cookies.
08:07And we don't have any.
08:08We don't have soft serve.
08:09I was right.
08:10Why don't we have that here?
08:12We have affogados.
08:14Affogados.
08:15Whoa, now this looks nice.
08:16How slow?
08:17This is what I want to see.
08:19Chocolate chip selections.
08:21Firecracker cookie pie.
08:22I don't need anything else but this, Lise.
08:25Chocolate chip cookies, just like Dave used to make.
08:28Cinnamon apple pie, like America coming and bombing your country.
08:33Firecracker cookie pie.
08:35That's like a firecracker shooting off in your mouth.
08:39And a Hershey sundae pie, just like I remember from high school.
08:44Dave Hunter says the France is gay.
08:46Dave Hunter did.
08:47Dave Hunter says America's gone.
08:50Dave Hunter says this is not my Burger King.
08:54Dave Hunter said.
08:54And he was right.
08:55It was Malaysia's.
08:56Yeah.
08:58Wow, that took us on quite a trip.
09:00It was dead.
09:01One simple mistake.
09:03That's all the desserts we need.
09:05Oh, I Googled Burger King desserts.
09:08Look, BK dessert menu.
09:09How are you?
09:10How are you?
09:10The first choice is Malaysia.
09:12Yeah, because they got, apparently you find it a bit better.
09:15Yeah.
09:18Come on.
09:20Dave's booking a trip to Malaysia to go to Burger King.
09:23Well, they've got soft serve that looks delicious.
09:25They got a Coke float.
09:26They got affogados.
09:28Whoa, look at the CY.
09:29Okay, Twix Fusion, a souffle.
09:33Where's the CY?
09:35What the hell are we looking up now?
09:37Twix Fusion Sunday.
09:39What country are we in here?
09:40Well, Twix has really let us down, haven't they?
09:43Where are we at?
09:44I don't know.
09:46It must be the UK.
09:48No, no.
09:48Twix ain't for me anymore.
09:50I'll tell you that right now.
09:51What country is CY?
09:53Don't let me down, Oreo.
09:57I expected this from like a...
10:00Cyprus.
10:02Cyprus.
10:02They have a better menu than we do?
10:04Yes, everyone does.
10:06Why?
10:06Let Turkey take that place.
10:08Let them take it.
10:09They can have it.
10:11We would like a Twix Fusion Sunday.
10:13Speak for yourself, Lisa.
10:17Well, look at the snack boxes they have.
10:19Not in my America.
10:20They got Angus Whoppers.
10:23That don't even look like a Whopper to me.
10:24Angus Whoppers.
10:25That probably tastes good.
10:26Get it out of here.
10:29Cyprus.
10:30Tender and crispy chicken.
10:33It's a war zone, Dave.
10:35They got a nugget burger.
10:36Did you know that?
10:37It's a war zone?
10:39That's right.
10:40Turkey.
10:41They're after it.
10:42Chili cheese nuggets.
10:43Go cheese nuggets.
10:44Go cheese nuggets.
10:45Get out of here.
10:47Get out of here.
10:48What?
10:50Kiss my ass.
10:52Kiss my red, white, and blue ass with that.
10:56Goat cheese.
10:57Take your goat cheese and shove it.
10:59I want that.
11:00What?
11:01Oh, hell.
11:02We have to call the guy from Burger King.
11:05Oh, yeah, we do.
11:06We have his number.
11:07We have his number.
11:08We called him already.
11:09We helped him change the fries.
11:10I've got him on the phone right now.
11:12You?
11:13Hello, CEO of Burger King.
11:16Did you know the Frogs' gang?
11:20Number one, the Frogs' gang.
11:21Number two, Dave Hunter says, Burger King no longer American.
11:26Now, they're searching the world for crazy, I don't know what the hell, goat nuggets.
11:34Goat cheese.
11:35Can I tell you what?
11:36Goat cheese.
11:37Listen, CEO of Burger King.
11:38Bring him here.
11:39We don't eat goat here in the U.S.
11:41The Bay.
11:41Affogato.
11:42Affogato.
11:43What in the Christ is an affogato?
11:47Sounds like a European automobile.
11:50And I don't want it in my dessert, Burger King.
11:53Not here, not ever.
11:55This ain't the Burger King I remember from being a kid.
11:58You're damn right.
11:59You hear them?
12:00Flying Falcons?
12:03Yeah.
12:04No, I'm glad you took this call.
12:06I'm glad you're going to change it up.
12:08Because I don't want this crap.
12:12Malaysia, close it down.
12:14Cyprus.
12:15Cyprus?
12:16Let Turkey have it.
12:18Just let them take it.
12:19We don't even want it anymore.
12:21I don't think the CEO of Burger King makes those calls, man.
12:24All right, well, you see what you can do.
12:26Okay.
12:27Talk to you later.
12:28America!
12:30Wrap that up.
12:31You did.
12:32Fix that.
12:34Dave Hunter says.
12:36Dave Hunter said nothing except affogato.
12:39Dave Hunter said, why don't they have goat nuggets here?
12:43Goat cheese.
12:44In America.
12:46Goat cheese.
12:46Goat nuggets.
12:48Can you even imagine that?
12:51They make the frogs gay.
12:52They start feeding you goat.
12:54What's next?
12:55What's next?
12:55I don't know.
12:56What's next?
12:56I don't know, man.
12:58We'll take a break.
13:00And we'll take an American break when we come back.
13:03I hope so.
13:05We'll take an American break.
13:05We'll take an American break.
13:05We'll take an American break.
13:05We'll take an American break.
13:05We'll take an American break.
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