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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13Bye, friends.
01:14We're all twins!
01:14Bye, friends.
01:15Bye, friends.
01:15Bye, friends!
01:16Bye, friends!
01:33Six days earlier!
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:36Oh my gosh, help me
02:42Oh my god
02:47Oh my god
02:50OMG
02:52Oh my, no I'm going to be sorry
02:53No, what the hell
02:57Help
02:59Yeah
03:01Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:03Help
03:04Thank you
03:05Thank you, thank you
03:06No problem
03:08Woo
03:10Oh my
03:11Hey
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15We said you all right?
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh sweet, probably
03:18Let's get out
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's the way
03:28Here's the way
03:29Woo
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:38To the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:44I'm coming with the flow
03:48Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:52Where have they gone?
03:55Get me me meowa jammer
04:02Hello?
04:03It's me
04:05Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:10Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio, where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Wait, is there a plane?
04:42Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06Again
05:08Ah, anyone know I have to steer these things?
05:13Whee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh
05:18Oh my gosh
05:20What?
05:23And that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:34How are we doing guys?
05:36Views lovely
05:37Gorgeous
05:38Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:45Love
05:46Montag
05:49I just love kissing people
05:51I just love kissing people
05:51No, like it's...
05:53Cut that
05:55Cut, cut, cut that
05:57Ow
05:58Oh my god
06:00Ooh, it's a hat
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:35I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:06You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:06Is that it?
07:07I know to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10No
07:11Well that's my saying, I've changed it
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth
07:14Period
07:17I actually just don't
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here
07:21But I don't think you do
07:22I genuinely think
07:23I'm not even...
07:25I'm not even waffling
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think
07:30I could beat a shark
07:32In a fight
07:33As in if
07:34If I'm in the sea
07:36And the shark's at me one on one
07:38I'm coming out on top
07:40There isn't...
07:41Ask any of my friends
07:42Call them at home
07:43I promise you
07:44I've been saying this for years
07:46All you've got to do is come and...
07:47Bang!
07:48It's gone
07:49You didn't even see that coming
07:52Thank you
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance
08:02The producers completely forgot about the coupling up
08:05This time, there are no games
08:07It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves
08:11Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed
08:18So yeah, Slaband is doing things a little differently this year
08:22But one thing that will never change are the get to know you chats
08:27They're as awkward as ever
08:29Right!
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No!
08:32Are you... yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant!
08:36Look at that!
08:37Profession...
08:37What?
08:38Shit!
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful
08:39Okay
08:40Oh my god
08:42This is how you get the ick though
08:43What?
08:44On something like this
08:44No!
08:45Do you want to get some water?
08:48Yes please
08:48I'll let me get you some
08:50Yes please
08:50Bear with
08:51Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:55What are you eating?
08:57Ice lollies bro
08:59Help yourself
09:00Oh this is cool
09:01Ha ha
09:03Wait, I wanted water but fuck that
09:05Do you do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu?
09:08No!
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10Who have you dated like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it because I can't cope with that
09:14I feel like people judge me
09:16Yeah
09:17Just based on how I look
09:18Yeah
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy
09:20Yeah
09:21Erm...
09:21I do think you do give that
09:23I wouldn't say I am
09:24You do give
09:25Yeah
09:25Oh you're not gonna lie
09:29Do you want ice lollies instead?
09:30No thank you
09:37What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like yeah?
09:41Yeah
09:41Aye
09:42What else is there?
09:43I'm trying to think
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there
09:51What?
09:52Like that
09:53Oh what the bit in the middle?
09:54It's an island
09:55No
09:57Like...
09:57What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen
10:02I don't know
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it back...
10:06Oh go put that on the counter
10:09Counter
10:09Yeah
10:10That's a bunker
10:11A bunker
10:13Aye
10:14Aye
10:14Aye
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes please
10:18It's fine
10:19I went
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need? Cups?
10:26Yeah
10:26For what water?
10:28Yeah
10:30Oh this is fresh
10:32Is it?
10:33Wash it out
10:34No I'm rinsing it
10:35No I'm rinsing it
10:35They're used to...
10:36They use the filter in the fridge
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up
10:51As we saw on the main show it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous
10:58I feel like you're very promiscuous
10:59You could be like...
11:00No not in a bad way
11:02No I mean like you are very sexy
11:05What?
11:06You're very sexy
11:06Promiscuous
11:07No maybe I use that word wrong
11:08I'm so far off of that you have no idea
11:11That's not promiscuous
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song
11:15It should have been Man Eater
11:16Yeah
11:16Yeah not promiscuous
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst
11:23But au contraire
11:25Turns out he was just getting started
11:27A tart is a good thing
11:29What?
11:29Is it fuck?
11:31No
11:32It's bad
11:32It's whatever fault
11:33Aidan's a top tart
11:35Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that bro
11:43This is lost on me
11:45I'm just not gonna speak for the next
11:46You know he said I look promiscuous
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious
11:53No
11:54That's what I thought
11:55No
11:55Do you know what it means?
11:57No
11:57Do you know what it means?
11:59Like you're like a hoe
12:00Yes that's what it means
12:00I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous
12:06Bit close enough Jasmine
12:14In this next unseen clip Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant
12:21Yes
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know that's her
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right
12:27Can I have a look?
12:28Yes
12:29So
12:31I'm thinking
12:34Wait what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant like the Mitchell brothers
12:42I've never heard of them Rich
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh Phil and Grant!
12:46Okay
12:46Okay
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant
12:51I don't think you can beat it
12:52It's an absolute belter
12:54Now everyone is saying that
12:55She doesn't actually say that though like when you come downstairs
12:58She put it on her Instagram story
13:00No no
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when it was the one year
13:03When you got it done then
13:04She went happy one year to Phil and Grant
13:05Hey look
13:06Magnificent
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me?
13:33Me?
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah
13:37Okay I'm down
13:39It's not down it's out
13:40Round the M25
13:42Yeah
13:42What about that I don't know
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one
13:5222
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the motorway
13:56We're probably quite close junctions
13:59Yeah I think we are
14:00Yeah I feel like I'm seven and I'm like five and you're like seven
14:04I don't know how they work out where the junction is
14:06My way don't end
14:07I think so
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't
14:10If you've got London in the middle
14:12Right Hertfordshire is North East
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost so just slowly
14:16I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets
14:19What are you finding lost? I just said London's in the middle
14:23Okay carry on
14:23Right London there
14:24This is London
14:25Where is it like just north of London?
14:28North what?
14:29North East
14:29Yes
14:30Essex is literally
14:31Essex is near
14:32Okay just simple
14:34Simple words
14:35So you've got
14:35North of London
14:36You've got Hertfordshire
14:37Then you've got Essex
14:38And then you've got Kent
14:39No?
14:40Yes
14:40So you go round the M25
14:41Now he's talking
14:43You go wrap it around
14:45Yes you go round the M25
14:46Are you actually understanding this or is it going
14:49No no no I know my maps
14:51Do you actually
14:52I'm good with my maps
14:53Do you drive to
14:54Where like that?
14:55Yeah
14:55I drive in Scotland Danfoy
14:58Alright
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:02No
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way
15:04Do ya?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive like normal
15:08No
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England
15:11Same as England right?
15:12Oh my god
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye
15:22I don't know
15:22Oh
15:23Does no one know their junctions?
15:24No one knows their junctions
15:25I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest
15:27I've never been asked
15:28Yeah I've never been asked
15:29Oh great junctions
15:30There's something different
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask OP
15:40What are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right I'm going to be uns uns all the time but I'm actually like
15:46Ah ran it out of time
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:50What
15:51OP
15:52Like
16:06Welcome back to the Love Island Unseen bit
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
16:17Here we go
16:18One, two, three
16:20I believe in cheese
16:21Can you stop please
16:24No my G
16:27Cause I'm rapping about cheese
16:28Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the end pose, come back and then I'll go
16:32If you say so
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41We've got hard hitting clips
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips
16:48Fantastic
16:49Just say it like it is
16:51Like a duck on water
16:53Duck to water
16:54It's the same thing
16:57This year's Islanders really are the goat
17:02Oh
17:03Oh
17:04Oh
17:04I'm not even trying that one
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject
17:14Opie
17:15But
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all where I'm going to be
17:21Unz unz all the time
17:22But I'm actually like
17:23Unz unz unz
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like
17:26Again!
17:27Opie is a different
17:27Opie is a
17:28I'm like an onion
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion
17:31Opie is an onion
17:33Caption that
17:33Opie is onions
17:34Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie is onions
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea Opie
17:43But you do you
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport
17:56But not inside the villa
17:57Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah
17:59Is who? Shrek?
18:01Yeah
18:01That's just a wild comment to just whack out with
18:04That's a good point actually I didn't think of that
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek Scottish innit?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek
18:09Well done Opie
18:11Fiona
18:15Donkey
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what
18:18Like what
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad
18:21Lord Farquaad
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:39Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random
19:12Hello random
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice
19:26Suck the toes!
19:28Suck the toes!
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:37Samaraj
19:38Samaraj
19:39Oh here we go
19:40Okay
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:57Oh no!
19:59I'm scared
19:59You've got to lie down though
20:01And then put this leg over like this
20:03Oh my
20:05Like this
20:06Yeah!
20:08I love that one too
20:10Great position
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special
20:20Lorenzo
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27Oh!
20:29Good question
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola, I think Sam and Lola could be
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:45I think she should be with George
20:48Ooh!
20:50Because she likes George
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54Are you missing?
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:58Yeah!
21:01Ellie!
21:04Ding ding!
21:07Ding ding!
21:09Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:12Oh!
21:13That's a good one!
21:14You haven't got to pick me
21:16Are you messing? This is your time to shine
21:17Do you fancy a kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yes!
21:33Do you want it?
21:34Do you want it?
21:35One more time to shake your hand
21:35You can just do it in there if you want
21:36Oh, do it in there, look!
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it though!
21:40Oh, fucking hell!
21:42Go, Fitz, hey!
21:43Tom!
21:44Oh, look at your hands!
21:45Oh, look at your hands!
21:48That's so funny!
21:51How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No. No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh, there's more than me thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really had, like, let someone sock me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:30I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting a toe-sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:52I think you can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like,
23:00run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like,
23:18oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23You've never said that.
23:25Like I say, it's like I'm talking now.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo
23:36would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning
23:46brew in the villa, and that a latte is a Love Island
23:49love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself
23:53a little too much.
23:55Where's the ass?
23:57What?
23:57That's new.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two.
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning,
24:12basically, it instigates, you know,
24:14that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know,
24:18you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24Well, do I set it up?
24:26Just try that.
24:27Try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That would do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:48I don't see it.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Making someone a coffee in the morning, I think, is quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning, if I make everyone a coffee tomorrow,
24:59it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Aidan, I'll have a double shot,
25:10mocha chocka, defrocka, frappa, nacka, De Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you playing with me?
25:32No, I swear I don't.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant,
25:36but I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net, look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00what's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits,
26:19so let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like,
26:23do you, Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Ready?
26:32That's me on the dead, wait.
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days
26:42of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dusted your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart
27:18another fun facts.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water?
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, don't lie.
27:56Today, we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks, you know, when they're, like, nothing-y.
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19It's like...
28:20Yeah, you're art out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does, like, murder, mis-y.
28:30Ooh.
28:31Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:40But I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:42Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this hurrah and they're living their life
28:46not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favorite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are techniques.
29:12Revolution.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture taken.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation, and you're like,
29:32I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go shut up myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions
29:38she signed up for.
29:40I don't know.
29:52I don't know.
29:57Oh, my God.
29:58Scotland's up the way.
29:59Is he?
30:06You come up in.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09Here, come up.
30:10Well, when I come down...
30:13Up!
30:16When I come off, when I come off, when I...
30:20You're fine, it's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:29It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something!
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No-one's...
30:42No-one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:45Can you do that?
30:47Oh, fuck.
30:47Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man?
31:00If I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God, sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen!
31:26In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurts.
31:34I'm not doing a gift.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you, like,
31:38I bought you a gift.
31:39Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why didn't...
31:46Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That is the same one!
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell!
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders take a pic with something!
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him, come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You're just having to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I changed my mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Ah!
32:38Ah!
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, my God!
33:06Oh, my God.
33:28But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up. I'm going to pee quicker.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Here, look. You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you leaving me already?
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie
34:23about one of the funniest people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:31Fucking disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her second as shit?
34:45No. I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:01No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:14Right, you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing.
35:16I'm going to sing.
35:25Right, okay.
35:27I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:34This is, like, year 11 drama.
35:37So, you're singing.
35:38Oh, no, you saw this one, you saw, didn't you?
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, it wasn't me.
35:48It wasn't me.
35:49That's fucking one of you has.
35:51Disgustin'!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:03Are you ready?
36:04Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I think they can't have put it.
36:12What's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:56Everyone say cheese.
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:03I got a fuck on your mind.
38:06We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand on the...
38:25All right, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that, Aidan, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this Unseen Bites.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsey.
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57Matt's got two, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59Order.
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:03Are you going to come and have a girl's shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09Wow.
39:09We've just been robbed.
39:11We've just been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right, I'll make another one.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy.
39:18It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan, it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the girls a...
39:32Is it some satish?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever diced.
39:44I've got full on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have light?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing man.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing
40:47as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand-new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:18Lovely, isn't it?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21What?
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K.
41:22It's different, isn't it?
41:23Oh, Cavan.
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got to be the next time.
41:27Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350-50, isn't it?
41:34I was going to say close enough, but it's a mile left.
41:37Do you have this before?
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, okay?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just fall away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see.
41:52I've been down.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down, because I'm sprinting that now.
41:55No, we're not.
41:56It's okay.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
41:59You do a lot of cheer.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on, let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:08She just hit my head.
42:16It's back.
42:17It's time for Beach Up Bonanza.
42:22I asked our anders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know, I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit, to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, because the world
42:42needs to see it.
42:57I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this, make it rain.
43:05So, this one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure mingin'.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Eh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:33It's like this.
43:50I've got really bendy Wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic might one right jump in the air and I grind on the floor. Oh
44:02No, I think we're okay
44:08Is it alright, so what is that one or I should do it again, maybe not
44:15Come back next week for some more
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29But we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota. We're gonna get reported to waftcom
44:34Let's have one last look. I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I'm just exactly how I am
44:40at home
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits. Me too!
44:42Me too!
44:44It's that time again
44:46They find us a dog at random. 100% they're gonna use that shit. Yeah, 100%. Of course we are
44:51in just in time
44:53It was a hand side pop. It wasn't anything else
44:57We'll take a princess pop Yasmin. Thanks. See you next time. Bye
45:30You
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