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00:01Calling Buzz Lightyear
00:03The galaxy's greatest hero
00:06Skilled, courageous, and ever vigilant
00:09Leading into action, Buzz Lightyear hurdles to the rescue
00:13His ongoing mission to protect the universe from the dark forces of evil
00:17These are the adventures of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
00:52New Infinity and beyond!
01:05Brain Pod 13 escaped?
01:07Details, what do we know about him?
01:10Well, he was the Brain Pod behind the Incapacitor Beam, the Malevolence Chamber, and the Agony Pit
01:16Nuts! Those plus the Wedgie Ray are my evil favorites
01:20Find that Brain Pod!
01:23Oops! But Evil Emperor Zerg, he could be on any of a thousand worlds
01:27Indeed! There's only one man who can find Brain Pod 13
01:32Send for Shiv Katar!
01:36Well, Rangers, it looks like another fine day to stop Galactic Evil
01:40There's been a change of plans, Lightyear
01:43We're... not stopping Galactic Evil?
01:45No, no, Buzz, we just got...
01:48Can't you see I'm trying to get some real work done here?!
01:52Alright, alright! Infernal machine! There! Happy? Now beat it!
01:57Anyway, Zerg has himself a little problem, and he's called on Shiv Katar
02:03Shiv Katar? Then there's no time to lose
02:05Right behind you, Buzz!
02:07I don't know who this Shiv guy is, but he's in for a patented XR Tushy Kicker
02:12That's right, I said three!
02:13Sorry, Rangers, you won't be needed for this mission
02:16What? Why not?
02:18That's classified, Ranger, but, um, I am authorizing immediate furloughs for the three of you
02:24Furloughs?
02:25A-K-A-VACATION!
02:27With all due respect, sir, if Buzz goes on a dangerous assignment, we should go with him, right, Buzz?
02:34I appreciate your concern, Mara, but trust me, when Shiv's involved, it's best I work alone
02:44I've got the perfect place for our vacation
02:46Mahambas 6, the tropical planetoid I like to call paradise
02:51Ugh, this stinks! Buzz left us out because he thinks we're too green for the really dangerous missions
02:58I don't want Buzz thinking he has to hold our hands when danger's around
03:02Hey, he doesn't have to if we're at the beach, right?
03:06If Buzz were in our shoes, he'd get himself a piece of the action
03:14All right, listen up, underworld scum
03:17We're looking for the lowdown on Shiv Katal
03:21Who wants to talk?
03:25Huh, no one?
03:27You know what? I might be intimidating them
03:29I should wait outside, or maybe at the beach!
03:32Hold it, XR! There's always one mouth that'll talk
03:37Grumford Lorak
03:39Me? Right out Shiv Katal?
03:41No way, Rager! Shiv's the toughest, meanest guy in the galaxy!
03:45Uh-uh! That's Buzz!
03:47Except for the mean part, but Buzz is definitely the toughest!
03:51Oh, yeah? Well, some say Shiv's the one who took out your Commander Nebula's leg
03:56That's tough enough for you?
03:58Mm-hmm
03:59Absolutely, sir! Certainly tough enough for me!
04:01You know, I can still get a package deal for Mohamed's 6! Just say the word!
04:05I'm not talking, so beat it!
04:07Aww, you don't wanna talk, Crummy?
04:09Fine! I'll go brain fishing!
04:12Keep your creepy tangene hands out of my head!
04:17Okay, okay, okay, here it is!
04:19Shiv is Zerg's go-to guy when one of his flunkies decides to defect!
04:23Word on the street...
04:25Actually, word on the left lobe of his brain is that Shiv just agreed to whack one of Zerg's renegade
04:31brain pods!
04:32Buzz must be going to rescue that brain pod!
04:36I feel out of my head!
04:37Not so fast, Crummy!
04:40There's one more thing I- Uh-oh!
04:42Uh-oh? I don't like- Uh-oh! What's- Uh-oh?
04:43Shiv's right behind us!
04:45How'd you say that to Shiv?
04:51Baby Avengers!
04:52Oh! Why? Why if it isn't Shiv Katal!
04:56Perfect! We're placing you under arrest!
04:59Don't resist, because that might make trouble!
05:02And I- And I- And I don't mean for- Uh- We wouldn't get trouble!
05:05That trouble for you, mister-
05:06Trouble Ranger! You have no idea!
05:12Uh- What? Hold on! Hold on! Now that-
05:25These are sitting here somewhere... What the heck? Is that gum?
05:27What am I doing with gum?
05:32I don't know what you're doing with it!
05:32Oh- Who- Ah- O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
05:35-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
05:38Oh! Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Uh- Oh- h- O
05:38- O- O-H- O- O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
05:40Oh, here it is!
05:42Now!
05:42BOOM!
05:44BOOM!
05:44BOOM!
05:45BOOM!
05:46FRIEZE!
05:48Okay, immobilize your disk, good! I wasn't ready for that! Good for you, sir!
05:51Tell your emperor Brain Bot Number 13 is as good as atomized!
05:56And you three...
05:58You're not even rangers, you're just rookies.
06:01So go back to Star Command before you get into real trouble.
06:06Enough!
06:08Well, that was sloppy.
06:10Shiv made us look like a bunch of first-year cadets.
06:12Okay, that's what we are, but still, people, please.
06:14He's the best I've ever seen.
06:16I mean, I hate to say it, but he's even better than...
06:20Don't you say it!
06:22But it's true.
06:23He's even better than Buzz.
06:25I can't hear a mirror, cause she's saying wrong things.
06:30La la la la la la la.
06:32Well, one thing's clear.
06:33Shiv is way out of our league.
06:35We've got to regroup, replan, find a way to reorganize ourselves.
06:38I know, how about the beach?
06:39No way!
06:40Guys, I'm not sure Buzz can handle Shiv alone.
06:43Now more than ever, we've got to stop him.
06:46Star Cruiser 42 to Shiv Katal.
06:48Power down and prepare to be boarded.
06:50I told you rookies to go home.
06:54Oh, it's so annoying when they hang up on you, isn't it?
06:58Get us closer to that ship.
07:00Mira, I'm looking forward to seeing ourselves on the galaxy's goofiest space chases.
07:03As much as you are, but we can't get much more out of the engines.
07:09Oh boy, we're about to cross into Zerg space.
07:13We can't flinch now.
07:15Buzz needs us.
07:20Evil and poor Zerg, the Star Command Vessel has crossed into your space.
07:24What?
07:24Which ship?
07:25Star Cruiser 42.
07:27That's Lightyear ship.
07:28All weapons to power.
07:29Engines full speed.
07:31Strong.
07:31That.
07:32Shirt.
07:34Well, it didn't take Zerg long to find us.
07:36You know, one really has to marvel at the evil efficiency of that.
07:43Shiv is headed for that mining colony.
07:45The brain pod must be there.
07:47But with Zerg's Dregnacht on our tail, we'll never stop Shiv.
07:51Unless we turbo boost the engines and knock them out of the sky.
07:55You do realize, of course, that we'll burn out the fusion crystals and be stranded behind enemy lines.
08:01It's what Buzz would do.
08:02Prepare for ramming speed.
08:25Wow, that's so worked.
08:31Give it up, Shiv.
08:33Or I'll blast you to infinity and beyond.
08:37I believe that's my line.
08:41Buzz?
08:43See?
08:44I told you Shiv wasn't better than Buzz.
08:48We had no idea you are...
08:50Or you were.
08:51Shiv Kataw, I mean...
08:52Maybe that's why this mission was classified and you had orders to stay out of it!
08:57FYI, sir, and goodness knows, I don't want to step on any royal female toes.
09:00Not that I'm pointing the finger, but I was all gung-ho to follow orders and kick back on the
09:04Mahambas Six Beaches.
09:05Okay? Everyone knows that.
09:07Well, if any luck, Zerg will think that Shiv Kataw is still in the case.
09:11Now let's get out of here before we're discovered.
09:12Whoa! Too late!
09:21All right, team. We can still pull this one out of the fire.
09:24Just conserve your laser energy, fire only on clear targets, and fu-
09:27Uh, uh, you lose something, sir?
09:30Ah, here it is.
09:33You're what-
09:33Whoa!
09:35Whoa!
09:37Well, this just keeps beating the heck out of the beach.
09:41Mmm, it's about time you people got here.
09:43I read most of these magazines and I'm almost out of soda.
09:46Anywho, all's forgiven since you're getting my brainstem out of Zerg's sorry empire.
09:49Well, let's roll.
09:50I'm afraid there's been a little snag in the escape plan.
09:55Three snags, actually.
09:57Don't you worry. We'll get you safely to Star Command.
10:00Wait a minute. First Buzz turns out to be an intergalactic criminal.
10:04Then we drop down a big hole, and now we're going to take a bad guy to Star Command?
10:09Mmm, all has become strange.
10:14Mmm, indeed, yes.
10:16I think I can explain what's going on, Booster.
10:19You see, every now and again, one of Zerg's cowering minions gets up the guts to defect.
10:24The Great Delegate Way!
10:26When that happens, Zerg calls upon the galaxy's best hitman.
10:31That's right, Shiv Katal.
10:36Destroy! Mutilate! Atomize! Chop! Great! Julian!
10:40But what Zerg doesn't know is that Shiv Katal is really Buzz Lightyear.
10:46Buzz meets the target at this secret safe house.
10:49Buzz Lightyear! You saved me! You saved me! You saved me!
10:52Then Buzz shuttles them easily into safe territory, where the Defectors join the Zerg Defector Relocation Program.
11:02Free makeover included!
11:07Meanwhile, Shiv, or rather, Buzz, reports he's vaporized his target.
11:13Zerg assumes his problems are over.
11:15And our little defector friend? Well, he starts his new life with something he's never had before.
11:21It's a little something we like to call freedom.
11:24Rise up!
11:25Sorry, little brain. If it wasn't for us, you'd be safe at Star Command by now.
11:32Fine. Watch the bowl, okay?
11:34That was a pretty sweet plan until we poked our noses into it.
11:40But I don't have a nose.
11:42Hey, me neither. Only one of us does.
11:44And come to think of it, she's the one who did most of the poke. I think we're clean.
11:49Sorry, Buzz.
11:50Blame and paperwork will come later, Princess.
11:55Well, just as I feared.
11:58Zerg's got thousands of hornets searching for us.
12:00We can forget about escaping on StarCruiser 42.
12:04Even if we could get to it, um...
12:06I blew out the fusion crystals.
12:09You blew my cover and 42's crystals?
12:11Hey, you said the blame would come later!
12:14I'll have to find some other way off this rock.
12:16Any ideas?
12:18Well, don't look at me. You're supposed to be the experts.
12:20Oh, talk about vanity. Would you relax, please?
12:24No one's looking at you, actually.
12:26Wait a minute.
12:28Maybe I am.
12:33But, uh, hey! What are you doing?
12:38That is one magic marker, my friend.
12:46What if they see through my disguise?
12:48They won't.
12:49Just keep a level head.
12:51Or, uh, brain.
12:52Whatever.
12:55I am all for being close to my team,
12:59but not this close, so if you don't mind...
13:01Would you please?
13:03Yeesh!
13:04I'm going, I'm going.
13:05Ah!
13:06Ha-ha-ha!
13:07Yeesh!
13:09Greetings!
13:10I am brain pod number th-
13:12Uh, uh, uh, uh...
13:14Eighteen, uh, yes.
13:15Uh, that's, uh, my name.
13:16I need this cargo ship immediately.
13:18What is your task?
13:19I, good old number eighteen,
13:21am to transport evil Emperor Zerg's latest mutation
13:24to Planet Z immediately.
13:26There's no record of this in the logs.
13:28Let me see this mutation.
13:30Uh, uh, uh, uh, I don't think that's wise.
13:33You see, the, uh, beast is, uh, unstable, yes.
13:37One side!
13:38What's going on here?
13:40Oh, evil Emperor Zerg.
13:42Uh, uh, uh, this brain pod claims to be working on a new mutation,
13:45but I couldn't find any trace of it in the logs.
13:48Well, it's obvious what's actually happening here.
13:52It is.
13:53You lost the paperwork!
13:55Again!
13:56Ah!
13:57I have failed my evil Emperor!
14:00Ooh, this new beast looks very grotesque.
14:04May I look in a...
14:05Uh, uh, uh, my evil Emperor.
14:07Oh, not until it's finished.
14:09No clue!
14:15Uh, what way I'm going...
14:18Hey, thank you for giving me so evil Emperor.
14:21Rule number eighteen.
14:24I have half a mind to...
14:26Eighteen.
14:28But I just...
14:29Start that ship!
14:31No!
14:32No!
14:33No!
14:36No!
14:38No!
14:42No!
14:42No!
14:42No!
14:43No!
14:46No!
14:51No!
14:52It's a cargo ship!
14:53It has no weapons!
14:54What do we do now?
14:55I'm setting the autopilot for Star Command.
14:58Enjoy the ride.
15:01We'll cover your escape.
15:03Or die trying.
15:04Yeah.
15:05Double for me.
15:06Let me hit this one last time.
15:08I wanted to go to Mohambas Six!
15:20Hit him hard and fast, team.
15:28Hit him hard and fast, team.
15:40One day!
15:40I got to go!
15:41I got to go!
15:45Hit him hard!
16:04You'll never escape.
16:06Maybe, but our deaths won't be in vain.
16:09That brain pod will make it to freedom.
16:13Or not.
16:16Shiv Katal!
16:24Well, it looks like I bagged me some raiders.
16:27Wait!
16:30Executing Lightyear on this barren rock lacks panache.
16:33I have bigger plans for his demise.
16:36You know, public torture and so on.
16:38A bit of flogging.
16:39Hornets!
16:40Take Team Lightyear to Planet Z!
16:42Hornets!
16:43Why not just turn him loose right now?
16:46Turn Lightyear over to me.
16:48I'll deliver him to Planet Z. Guaranteed.
16:55Okay, Shiv, we've got a deal.
17:00Move it, scum.
17:05He's expensive, but worth the money.
17:08Sometimes you just have to hold a nose and buy retail.
17:10Okay, okay.
17:11My brain's getting a big owie from this one.
17:14I thought Buzz was Shiv Katal.
17:16So did I.
17:17Then who's this guy?
17:19Someone we can trust.
17:20Great!
17:21That's an important quality in one who's delivering you to your execution.
17:25Quit the bellyaching.
17:26You should've hopped on that furlough when I gave it to you.
17:29Well, it's not as if I didn't try.
17:31I kept saying beach how many times I don't know, but these two just had to go on a mission.
17:35Wait a minute.
17:36You gave?
17:38Commander Nebula?
17:39Ah!
17:39Cut me!
17:42Feels great to get away from that blast at death.
17:45It's good to have you here, sir.
17:48Ooh, this is nifty.
17:51Yeah, we're gonna skate right under Zerg's nose.
17:54Cut the chatter, rookies.
17:55We're not home yet.
18:00Um, excuse me.
18:02What is that?
18:03Oh, great.
18:04Woohoo!
18:05Oh, I made it!
18:07Zerg can kiss my sweet cerebellum.
18:10Goodbye!
18:12Oh, um, we're not there yet, are we?
18:17Try them!
18:23Eat hot lasers, Zerg!
18:25Team, take cover!
18:31Save the dissident!
18:33Somebody save the dissident!
18:35Ow!
18:52Get back, you tin-plated automaton!
19:01I'm sorry, sir.
19:02We messed up this assignment, now we're dragging you down with us.
19:06Boulder Dash, Buzz.
19:07At least I get to go out like a man.
19:10Fight!
19:10Instead of being stuck behind that stinkin' desk.
19:16On the other hand...
19:20Yee-haw!
19:21Get along there, little desky!
19:27I would say stop them, but that goes without saying, right?
19:30I mean, really.
19:31Heh.
19:32Well, I suppose better safe than sorry.
19:33Stop that!
19:36Wahoo!
19:42Bulbys.
19:52We have power!
19:54Then hold on to your hatches!
20:00Oh!
20:01Cass, you Buzz Lightyear!
20:05Now that you're in a free market economy, let me just say two words to you, joint venture.
20:10Don't think about it too hard.
20:11Your ideas, my marketing genius, the stars of the limit, my friend.
20:15I like it!
20:17So, let me get this straight, sir.
20:19You were Shiv Katal before Buzz?
20:21Oh, yeah.
20:22But I passed my alter ego to Buzz years ago.
20:26And now it's time to retire, the galaxy's most infamous manhunter.
20:34That's my fault.
20:35Sorry, Buzz.
20:36Oh, don't fret, Mira.
20:38We'll find some way to fill the void, Shivla.
20:40Well, isn't this just a bubble in the bathtub?
20:44Now who do I call when one of you simpering cowards goes AWOL?
20:48Oh, pardon me, evil Emperor Zerg.
20:50There's an intergalactic bounty hunter here who'd like to interview for the job.
20:55Hmm.
20:55Ruthless, vicious, bloodthirsty, and the touch typist.
21:00Sounds good.
21:00Send him in.
21:04Now him I like.
21:07He's got a face you can trust.
21:15Next up, a whole new world.
21:18Hit the streets of Agrabah, do the rug thing, and come on down with the one and only Aladdin.
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