00:00By the way, how did you guys do yesterday on it?
00:02I mean, Marr got sunburned.
00:03Yeah, give us an update.
00:04How did he do?
00:06You know what?
00:07Marr was surprising.
00:09He had a few shots?
00:10Yeah, he had some really good shots out there.
00:12I was very pleased with Marr's performance.
00:14Now, you guys weren't into scramble or anything.
00:15You were just playing your own ball, right?
00:16No, no, no.
00:17We're just playing.
00:18Playing and enjoying yourselves?
00:19Yeah, yeah.
00:19It's a beautiful course.
00:21Yeah, that course is incredible.
00:23We played there 25 years ago.
00:25Yeah.
00:25They must have redone the greens.
00:27They redesigned it.
00:27Yeah, because I don't remember them being that undulating and that hard and fast.
00:32Did you guys have a cart or did you walk?
00:34Cart.
00:34Cart.
00:34My wife played tennis there a few weeks ago, and she said how beautiful the whole thing is.
00:39The whole facility.
00:40Yeah.
00:40Just baller.
00:41We played and had dinner there, but I haven't played there since.
00:45I was having a blast until 18, and then I got shook.
00:51What happened?
00:51I got shook.
00:52He was so bitter.
00:53He was so upset.
00:55You fell apart on 18?
00:56No, no, no, no.
00:57Something happened.
00:59So everyone's teeing off, and if you're familiar with the course, the 18 tee box runs parallel
01:07to one.
01:08Okay.
01:09Yes.
01:10So the tee box and one green is probably a diagonal shot away.
01:17Oh, you had an errant shot.
01:18And there's kind of like a big tree that protects it, so no one can really see you teeing off.
01:25No one can really see you putting on the green.
01:27It just kind of divides everything.
01:29And then Mark tees off, and his ball defied physics, and it went through the tree, and it
01:39had to have buzzed the tower of the people that were on one.
01:44And honestly, I thought someone could have died.
01:46Did you scream four?
01:48It happened so quick, and the fact that it was so errant of a tee shot, you couldn't
01:56believe the ball got there.
01:58And what I told Valdez after, because he was definitely pretty upset with that, is I was
02:02like, don't hate the player, hate the game.
02:05You know what I mean?
02:06Were you upset at Marm?
02:07I mean, there's nothing you could do.
02:08No, no, I was just, I just, I felt like...
02:11Did the other guys complain?
02:13You could tell they threw the ball.
02:15Yeah, because then I'm driving up, and it's just like, oh, there's my ball.
02:19It didn't even come close.
02:21I was like, Marm, look where the ball is, and look where it entered.
02:25Like, they definitely threw your ball.
02:27They're better.
02:28Yeah, oh yeah, so better.
02:30And I thought, and then I was just like...
02:31You were just embarrassed.
02:32You're sheepish.
02:33Well, plus, plus, like, we're guests, so like, I don't want to inconvenience the members.
02:39You want to fly under the radar.
02:40Yes, exactly.
02:41I don't yet.
02:42Totally get it.
02:43You don't want to buzz the tower.
02:44You want to fly under that radar.
02:45Oh, yeah, definitely buzz.
02:46I mean, so much buzz and cakes.
02:48And at those, you know, some of those clubs, you know, where they're a little smaller,
02:52you know the guests.
02:53The guests stick out like sore thumbs, and you don't want to be noticed.
02:57I know I play at one course where every time we play there, and I don't think we do
03:01anything wrong, we actually get heckled by the members.
03:05Oh, yeah?
03:05They borderline heckle you.
03:06Sounds like a lot of fun.
03:07Yeah, they're like, no, it's really rude.
03:10I don't get it.
03:12They just...
03:14I mean, Marge doesn't have...
03:17He doesn't have that kind of experience yet, playing at, like, a prestigious club.
03:22Well, what is he going to do?
03:23He barely plays.
03:24He's terrible.
03:25I just...
03:26Through 17, I was pretty damn good.
03:29Like, I'm ready for the Purple Heart.
03:32Marge had some good shots.
03:34He did, all right.
03:34He was very happy.
03:35All right.
03:36It's very encouraging for next week.
03:38But that one little scenario just kind of just threw me.
03:43Right.
03:43I don't know how else to describe it.
03:44So did you, like, just trunk slam it and get out of there right after?
03:48No, no, no.
03:48We were hanging out.
03:49You did?
03:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:50Because those guys are on the course.
03:52The guys that you buzzed.
03:53Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:54So you didn't have to have a confrontation.
03:56Yeah.
03:57There's one club that I would love to be buried with one day.
04:00And it's my favorite club in my entire bag.
04:02It's the Hybrid Burner Rescue.
04:05If I could putt with that thing, I would.
04:07That's everybody's best friend.
04:08Yeah, right.
04:09Mike hits it on every shot.
04:10That doesn't matter if it's 80 yards or 180.
04:13I'm hitting it on par threes out the tee box.
04:16Yeah, yeah, okay.
04:17That's fine.
04:18You get it up in the air, right?
04:19If you're comfortable with it, you get it up in the air.
04:21And I've learned how to, like, if it's a par three and it's 175 yards out, I just know
04:26how to hit it 75%.
04:27Right.
04:27And I know how to hit 85%.
04:29You know what I mean?
04:30It's all about the nuance.
04:32I hear you.
04:33Yeah.
04:33Do you know what the loft is on it, just to get too nerdy?
04:36I'm sure he doesn't.
04:37Is it like a three hybrid, four hybrid?
04:39It's probably like 21 degrees.
04:41Okay, so maybe like a four hybrid.
04:43Yeah.
04:43All right.
04:44And the guys we were with, shout out Bobby and Ryan, they saved the day, hitting the
04:48turn.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Got Milano's, Capri's, the Italian store.
04:52Yeah.
04:52You know how Ryan and his family owned the Italian store.
04:56Yeah.
04:56Right.
04:56They came with Yetis full of subs.
04:58Oh, really?
04:59I've never seen a more Italian thing in the world than eating gabagool on the golf course.
05:05So good, too.
05:06It really just kind of changed the momentum, though, because going into the back nine, no
05:10one had eaten yet, and then we just pummeled these hoagies, and then next thing you know,
05:14just vibes catapulted right back up.
05:16Yeah.
05:16Were you with the Zins and the Six, the whole nine?
05:20Were you passing out like candy?
05:21Is the sky blue?
05:22Yeah.
05:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:23He's the vibes guy.
05:24Of course he had all the goodies.
05:26I told Mike, because Mike, he did ask, he goes, hey, can you smoke cigarettes on this
05:32course?
05:32And I said, Mike, as soon as you get past the first green, a golf course is basically
05:38international waters.
05:39Yeah, all bets are all.
05:40And just do whatever you want.
05:42As soon as you're out.
05:43So how many Sigs will you go through in a normal round?
05:47Two.
05:48That's it?
05:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:49That's pretty mild.
05:50How long does it last you?
05:51I don't even know.
05:52I don't smoke.
05:53A cigarette will last you.
05:54I'll make it last like two holes, maybe.
05:56Maybe.
05:57Yeah, you got to just do it kind of like right after a hole.
06:01Because if you're doing it while you're driving, it's just going to go by faster and stuff
06:04the wind's going to hit it.
06:05I think the best time for a golf course cigarette is right after you hit your tee shot.
06:09Tee shot, fire it up, smoke it in the cart, on your way to your second shot.
06:14This guy's ready for Monday.
06:15I can tell this guy's ready for Monday.
06:17I've been there, done that.
06:18It's been a while, but I've been there.
06:19And then like with a cigar, you have like a cigar holder, you know, if you're kind of
06:22nerdy, you can put it in there.
06:24What do you do with your cig?
06:24Just keep it in your mouth?
06:25Put it in the mouth or put it on the ground with all the pesticides.
06:29Yeah, manly men.
06:30Is that what guys do?
06:31Put it on the ground with all the...
06:32Yeah, that fertilizer makes that marble taste better.
06:35Yeah.
06:36I mean, you're already inhaling all the chemicals.
06:38What are a few more of the golf course going to hurt you?
06:40Good.
06:40What was your drink of choice yesterday?
06:43Surfside.
06:43Surfside.
06:44And then there was a drink called a Freshie.
06:46I had never tried one before.
06:47Oh, that's new to me.
06:47What's a Freshie?
06:48It's just their club drink that they have over there.
06:50That's their specialty?
06:52Yeah.
06:52It's basically like a vodka and soda with cranberry.
06:55With cranberry?
06:56Yeah, like a splash of cranberry.
06:57Okay.
06:58It sounds delicious.
06:59Yeah, it was quite refreshing.
07:00I'm sure it was.
07:01On a warm summer day.
07:03It's fantastic.
07:04You're ready for the Purple Heart.
07:05I know.
07:06Now I just got to put sunscreen on.
07:07Yeah, yeah.
07:07That's all you got to do.
07:09You bring the smokes.
07:10I'll bring the SPF 50.
07:11I don't understand.
07:12Number one, you're so pale.
07:13Yeah, you're so pasty.
07:15The sun was just beaming all day.
07:18Although it wasn't that hot, right?
07:20No.
07:20Wasn't it just like perfect temperature?
07:22Well, that's the worst kind of sun.
07:23There's no cloud cover.
07:24Yeah, you don't feel like you're burning, but all of a sudden you're out there so long.
07:28Yeah.
07:28It's the first thing I do when I get to a golf course.
07:30It's just lather up.
07:30Go to the locker room and lather up.
07:32That's smart.
07:32It's a very weird sunburn, too, because I was wearing my hat, so my ears are sunburned,
07:36the back of my calves, and then my forearm.
07:38Of course.
07:39It's so unnatural.
07:40The back of your neck.
07:41Yeah.
07:43And then I had my collar down, so it's like a weird V.
07:46We'll get you all lathered up on Monday.
07:47You'll be good.
07:49International Club, we're going for the course record.
07:52I'll see you Monday.
07:53Come on.
07:53You and I are in the foursome.
07:54There's no course record.
07:55I think you guys are just trying to get a couple under par.
07:57I think if you get a couple under par, it's a win.
08:00It should be rephrased.
08:01Valdez will be going for the course record.
08:03It's the heaviest lifting I'll do all year.
08:07Might need a back brace.
08:08You're Atlas over there.
08:09You're just carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.
08:12Oh, boy.
08:12All right.
08:13When we come back, we're going to tell you about a new fast food king that's out there.
08:17The old king has been dethroned.
08:19There's a new kid on the block that is number one.
08:21We'll tell you who it is next here on The Junks.
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