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Off Campus - Episode 4 Asian Series En Sub
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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:13God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:15It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23OK, yeah.
00:25Let's do this.
00:26Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:33you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38OK?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41OK?
00:43A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:50I was raped.
00:53Wow, OK, there's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:58Uh...
00:58It happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:04No, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:08And I need you to just breeze past this part, OK?
01:10Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:13I'm breezing.
01:13OK.
01:13I'm fine.
01:14Really.
01:14I'm OK.
01:16I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:22Uh, she helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with a guy.
01:36I mean, on my own, sure, fine.
01:37Fireworks.
01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.
01:41Um, and things are going really well with Justin.
01:46He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um, and we all know what that means.
01:53I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I want to be ready.
01:57So I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:05That I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:09So.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18I-
02:19I-
02:19Wow. Okay.
02:20Yeah.
02:20That was a lot. Sorry.
02:21Um, I'm kinda out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:28Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:33Wow.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:45I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:55You know, it's just-
02:56It means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04R-Really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:18Did you mean now?
03:19No, no. Not now.
03:21I have class.
03:22Uh-huh.
03:24Um.
03:25Uh, later?
03:27Tonight?
03:30Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet tuck.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet tuck.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure.
03:57Nay.
03:58My honor.
03:59To haze you.
04:01And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape.
04:04Until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest, I was a little worried you were gonna make me streak across campus or frost
04:16my tips.
04:17No.
04:17No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, uh, thanks y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:29Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece of fruit.
04:33Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo.
04:36It's a good one.
04:37Yeah.
04:39Good luck, sweet tuck.
04:41This is the part where you can run.
04:43No, okay.
04:45Come on.
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But, I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
05:02I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse-
05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10Uh, let's try.
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:15Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No, I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:32Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:37How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow, but it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:47It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You gotta let us in.
06:01Wow.
06:02That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream because my childhood dog, Rosie, was there.
06:15But, but she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:26Sorry.
06:26What?
06:28Okay.
06:29I just ended a two year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:33Also, maybe not.
06:36No, I definitely did.
06:38Because I was there and it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times is he going to do this to me?
06:42Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Allie's breakup and five-act cycle.
06:46You go through the same stages every time.
06:48First, surprise fight Allie, which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:52Then, eats her feelings Allie, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by raging diva Allie.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Allie has a, well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale, late night phone call Allie, where you beg me to take you back.
07:08That is not what I do.
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of ChapStick.
07:17Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:22And I know that you love me.
07:23And I love you.
07:26So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.
07:30Our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again,
07:39but you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and depression and ultimately take you back
07:45because I can't imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
08:00We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in, but I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not going to call you.
08:11I'm not going to call you.
08:17I'm not at a chapstick.
08:20Yes, you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:49shit what's wrong G can't rock a measly 205 anymore no yeah I'm
08:58thanks I'm fucking with you Graham I know right okay what's going on look Dean
09:19you're uh you're kind of well you've been with a good amount of women I always knew this day would
09:28come well Garrett when a man and woman love each other very much okay okay hold up hold up hold
09:33up I'm listening is there something going on with Hannah no not Hannah someone else she wants me to do
09:46this uh this thing do all the things bro do them all it's just it's kind of a big thing
09:56it's really important to her she's like trusting me is Hannah the virgin what no dude don't
10:07don't don't make this weird
10:12this doesn't leave the weight room we're not actually having this conversation
10:17it's just that I uh I really want it to be good for her if it's her first time she
10:23might not come
10:23not an option she has to come respect welder there's one thing that helps make a girl come
10:29the single most effective highly recommended enjoyed by all tool at your disposal trust that's
10:38it she's just gotta feel completely safe like completely relaxed but consent is key and she
10:45can't consent if she doesn't feel safe so you just you just gotta figure out whatever makes this
10:50specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe I'm just not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be
10:58trusting with this well she asked you she thinks you are which is fucking hot just don't skin up on
11:08the foreplay yeah talking five play six play yeah got it you know right thanks good talk man great talk
11:19sorry I was uh Justin hi yeah it's easier ways to get my attention sorry yeah I was just on
11:27my phone
11:27I'm taking this don't worry about it yeah my my advisor really likes the song mostly okay yeah mostly
11:35yeah he has some notes but uh it's it's getting there cool uh you are never replied to my text
11:42do you want to come over later and work on the song uh definitely yes but uh there's just one
11:49last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it um rain check rain check yeah yeah I'm
11:56really
11:56looking forward to it cool cool cool yeah yeah yeah bye I guess bye bye bye
12:07you're scared of heights that's vertigo you wanted lights go see a show you ran away let's touch and go
12:16you're scared of love where aren't we all where aren't we all
12:36hey hey
12:39hey
12:49is that dress oh yes
12:52yeah
12:56we did say seven right yeah um alright come on up
13:13Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing, literally, anything else?
13:21Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.
13:40You're about to see me naked.
13:43Yeah, but not until you want me to.
14:05Uh, all clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, so are we gonna do it now?
14:25Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here, why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood?
14:39Ew, that's awful, I can't, I believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44People say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:52Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Shhh.
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please.
15:14This song is so sexy, makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
15:20What is happening to me?
15:22The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:26I'm feeling it too.
15:29You're feeling it too.
15:31Oh.
15:35Okay.
15:37Oh yeah, that's terrible.
15:39I love it.
15:43Baby, baby, she must be mad
15:46I kneel in this heart of mine
15:49I wanna tell you
15:50The love we had
15:52Could not be bad
15:54I played it right
15:55And bide my time
15:59Spend our lives
16:00I'm looking for somebody
16:02To give me love like you
16:06I told you that you wanna leave me
16:10Darling, I can't get it
16:46I can't get it
16:55I can't get it
17:45What's wrong?
17:51I think we should stop I don't I don't want to stop I can do this no you don't have
17:58to
17:58but I want to okay fuck
18:09I'm sorry sorry it's okay this this this is what happens
18:18I'm I'm in it I'm having fun I feel good
18:24and then I just like zoom out I leave my body
18:31it's like I'm I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going
18:35what is wrong with you nothing nothing is wrong with you
18:45what if
18:45what if I'm broken
18:53you're not broken
18:55Wellesie
18:57you just don't trust me enough to fully let go and that's okay
19:00no but I do trust you
19:03I wouldn't I wouldn't be here if I didn't
19:06but nothing is more vulnerable than sex
19:10so
19:12if you're not there yet
19:15that sounds completely normal
19:19wow that was surprisingly deep
19:26I do have another idea
19:29I mean if you're willing to hear it
19:33yeah okay sure
19:37instead of me giving you an orgasm
19:42why don't you give yourself one
19:47that's not going to prove anything I do that all the time
19:49I'll tell you
19:50yeah
19:51good
19:54then
19:56show me
20:10show me
20:14and I'll show you
20:22show me
20:44I'll show you
21:46Stay here.
21:48Stay with me.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:26I did it.
22:35Thanks.
22:37No.
22:38No.
22:40That was...
22:42Thanks.
22:55So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare?
23:04Who's drunk?
23:05Like the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone.
23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
23:12Yikes.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Okay.
23:14Well, wish Allie luck for me.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Jackpot.
23:20Always counting Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
23:25Why does he always put brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Yum.
23:29All right.
23:29Gimme.
23:30Yeah, you always just got a little bacon on it.
23:31All right.
23:45I told you that was a sexy song.
23:48I've got to say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
23:51It kind of doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic
23:54rock image.
23:55Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes.
23:58So.
24:04But actually, my mom used to play me all kinds of music.
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool.
24:10Yeah, she was cool.
24:11She had a huge record collection.
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad got too intense.
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28It was just something my advisor said.
24:31Uh, I guess, I don't know, it makes me feel bold.
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it.
24:43That's badass.
24:44Yeah, it is badass.
24:51You know, I was thinking...
24:57Sorry.
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go.
25:03Uh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah.
25:05Yeah.
25:06I have a lot to do for the showcase and classes and...
25:10Yeah.
25:11Uh, but, uh, thank you for your service.
25:15It's much appreciated.
25:19See you soon?
25:21Yeah.
25:21Yeah, okay.
25:22Um, I'll text you.
25:32So, Garrett made you come?
25:33Yep.
25:34Then you're not freaking out?
25:35No.
25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean.
25:38Yeah.
25:39Yeah, and you're not freaking out.
25:40No.
25:40Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of Hot Cheetos.
25:45No.
25:46I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Alley.
25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Alley, and then Complete and Total Breakdown Alley,
25:54and then next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset, Vermont Alley.
25:57God help us all.
25:59No, I promised myself.
26:00This has to be the last time.
26:02It has to stick.
26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
26:09I believe you.
26:10Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:18Um...
26:23Oh, my God!
26:25I am a woman possessed!
26:27Ann, you gotta help me.
26:29I lied.
26:30I already ate the Cheetos.
26:31I licked the back clean.
26:33Who is that?
26:34Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:35Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.
26:39Uh...
26:40Uh, it's...
26:41It's Justin.
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am.
26:45I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah, but...
26:50I don't know.
26:50You might be digmatized by Garrett.
26:53You're gonna be the first.
26:54Yeah.
26:54Yeah.
26:56Okay.
26:57I'll admit it.
26:59The night was kinda perfect.
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe.
27:03And a lot of really, really good other things, but...
27:08Doesn't magically turn him into someone else, you know?
27:10No.
27:11You gotta take him at face value.
27:12Right!
27:12Exactly!
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
27:18Which is fine, because I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.
27:24It's just an arrangement between friends.
27:26Yeah, and this won't make your friendship weird at all?
27:30We had a plan.
27:31The plan worked.
27:34There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
27:36It was so weird.
27:38Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
27:42Logan?
27:43This is Bernardo.
27:44Protect him with your life.
27:45Your life.
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
27:47Because he didn't want it to end.
27:50What?
27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice and the answer seems pretty obvious.
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
28:00What do you mean?
28:01I don't know.
28:02Bunch of missed passes, flub to goal, stuff like that.
28:04What?
28:04No, not you.
28:05Birdie.
28:06What do you mean?
28:07What's obvious?
28:07You're into her, dude.
28:08Fuck.
28:09I think you're right.
28:10All right.
28:10He's all over the place.
28:11Shut up, Joe.
28:12I should tell her.
28:13Yep.
28:14Like today?
28:15Yep.
28:17Shit.
28:17Who's going to drunk Shakespeare later?
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
28:21Hey, Joe.
28:21Watch Bernardo.
28:22Who?
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:27Anna.
28:28Bernardo.
28:28Amazing.
28:29I'm there.
28:30Hold this for Birdie.
28:33Why are we going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere.
28:37Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
28:40How do you feel about her?
28:42Finally.
28:43No.
28:43I'm telling her it's the right move, G.
28:45We all fuck with Wellesie and I think she's good for you.
28:49No!
28:50Bernardo, ow!
28:52Okay.
28:53We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
29:03Okay.
29:04Dramatic entrance.
29:05Whatever.
29:06Seriously.
29:07What's your damage, Heather?
29:08Nothing.
29:09Just a shitty practice.
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:13Yeah.
29:14That's it.
29:15Mm.
29:16Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and
29:19just made me look bad.
29:21Ah.
29:22I see what's happening.
29:24This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:26What?
29:28That's...
29:29I...
29:29I don't...
29:32Convincing.
29:33Don't bother.
29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:36This is so like you.
29:37You want things you can't have.
29:38No, I don't.
29:39You need a fucking wake up call.
29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
29:44You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
29:45Jules, I get it.
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft.
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and mom.
29:53At the garage.
29:55Forever.
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want.
30:02I'm just saying.
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
30:21This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:26It's immersive.
30:27We're breaking down the aesthetic distance.
30:28Give me a fucking break.
30:29Whoa, babe.
30:30Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
30:33Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into cuntsville.
30:36I'm so sorry.
30:37I didn't mean that.
30:38No, it's okay.
30:39It's your first show at Briar without Shawn.
30:42Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know?
30:44I'm kind of nervous.
30:46Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
30:49Katherine!
30:49Don't touch a prop that's not yours!
30:53There's people everywhere you go.
30:55There's people on the bars.
30:57There's people on the motorways driving little people cars.
31:02There's people walking animals...
31:04Hey!
31:05Hey!
31:06You're here!
31:08What?
31:12What are you...
31:13What are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but...
31:16Well, by recruiting me, I have to steal this from Taco.
31:18Fuck!
31:19Oh, my...
31:20Sorry.
31:21You kidding me?
31:22Hey, Wolsey.
31:23Hey.
31:24Jordan?
31:25Justin.
31:26Oh, right.
31:27Yeah.
31:27Yeah, sorry, my bad.
31:28It's all good, man.
31:29Is Bo and Dean Drager here?
31:31Yeah, man.
31:32Well, you know Dean, he's persuasive.
31:35What about you, bro?
31:35You big Shakespeare guy?
31:37Nah, not really, but Hannah told me she was coming, so...
31:41Here I am.
31:42Oh, she did?
31:43She did.
31:45Looks like the show's starting.
31:48Yeah.
31:48Do you wanna go to sit?
31:50The couch is free.
31:52Yeah, yeah.
31:53We should probably sit.
31:54Yeah.
31:55See you around, man.
31:56Yeah, brother.
32:13Come on, bitches.
32:14Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
32:18A midsummer.
32:19Nights.
32:21Scream!
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.
32:31If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
32:34And there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
32:37When an actor calls wine, everyone drinks.
32:42I like that.
32:43So that's great.
32:46What?
32:46What?
32:47What?
32:50No.
32:51I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers, have all been
32:58struck by a terrible affliction.
33:02True love?
33:02No.
33:03Gonorrhea.
33:04Oh!
33:10We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
33:14You go.
33:15You go.
33:16Well, would you look at this couple.
33:21Give it up for our Hermione and Lysander!
33:34Prince, I love this for you.
33:37Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
33:43Me, Gary Graham, I want to be in the show.
33:45Shut the fuck up.
33:46Oh, I think you can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
33:48Come on.
33:49Come here, pookie.
33:50That's okay.
33:51No, I'm all right.
33:51You're all right, son.
33:53Come on, G.A.
33:54All right, all right.
33:56Yeah!
34:03Okay, now we just need a Helena.
34:05She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:16Allow me.
34:19Not even gonna wait to be picked.
34:21That is messy.
34:22Let's hear it for our four young lovers!
34:25From the game, right, Hannah?
34:28Please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
34:31Uh, no.
34:32No, I didn't lock him.
34:33I mean, we're not locked.
34:36He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
34:40All right, Hermia!
34:43Let's get you all caught up.
34:45All right, you're in love with Lysander.
34:48Yeah.
34:48Oh!
34:50But your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
35:00What say you, Hermia?
35:04But daddy, I love him!
35:06Daddy, she loved him!
35:09I love him!
35:12I love him!
35:12I love him!
35:15I love him!
35:15I love him!
35:16I love him!
35:17Go on and fall!
35:18Now, after this, we've got like 10 minutes of Rude Mechanicals BS.
35:22So, feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
35:27Okay.
35:32So, your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
35:37Can we seriously not do this right now?
35:39Do what?
35:39You're broadening your horizons.
35:42I think it's fun.
35:48Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
35:53You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
35:55She's not my girlfriend.
35:57But you clearly want her to be.
35:59No, I don't.
36:00Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.
36:08Kendall, about the, uh, way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
36:13Don't.
36:14Don't apologize to me just to make yourself feel better.
36:16I was just gonna say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
36:22It does.
36:22If I knew just how much it sucked.
36:27I probably would have done some things differently.
36:29So, I'm sorry.
36:32And really, will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
36:38I was having so much fun being a bitch.
36:42Fine.
36:43Yeah, okay.
36:43I accept.
36:48I don't know.
36:50Marvel.
36:50It's foul, but it's effective.
36:55I see that neighborly, this is to make an ass of me.
36:58What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
37:01I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note, and so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
37:17To thy...
37:20Smile.
37:24And thy sweatshirt.
37:27And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
37:29And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes because thou knowest I want both,
37:35even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
37:37And so what if thou favors missionary?
37:39Methinks I could get on board with missionary.
37:41Oh sweet bottom.
37:43Out to Vermont.
37:44Do not desire to go.
37:46Please, do not desire to go.
37:58Holy shit, she's incredible.
38:00Yeah man, she really is.
38:05Wine.
38:17You said it.
38:18Well, you said that's...
38:20That's the word then.
38:20That's the word then.
38:23Okay, I understand you're confusing.
38:25This is what's happening here.
38:26I am...
38:27I'm fucked up, man.
38:28Line.
38:30It's not even your line.
38:32Excuse me, I'm thirsty.
38:34Okay, are these drama kids better than drinking?
38:36No, no, no, no, no.
38:37I get it, I get it.
38:38What's going on?
38:38I totally get it.
38:41Pyramus and Fisbee are us all.
38:43Good.
38:44Hmm?
38:44Right?
38:45Well done.
38:45You see, Doug?
38:47Doug here.
38:52Welcome back, my lover.
38:56Ooh!
38:57Looks like you two had a good time.
39:00And it's about to get even better.
39:05I made this love potion special for the boys.
39:09It's a real knockout.
39:12And wouldn't you know it,
39:13when they came to,
39:14they only had eyes for Helena.
39:21Okay, loving this.
39:23But, fools and mortals,
39:26who will win fair Helena's hand?
39:29How is a bucks a maiden ever to decide?
39:32Oh.
39:34I know.
39:35How about a good old-fashioned dance-off?
39:40Yes!
39:41Which one of you wants to take the pole first?
39:45Garret, Garret, Garret, Garret, Garret, Garret, Garret, Garret, Garret.
39:52Who's the next one?
39:53No, no, no, no.
39:54No, no, no, no, no, no!
39:54Can't figure it out there!
39:55Fuck you, guys.
39:59Looks like them are the rest!
40:10They're the rest!
40:15This is the rest!
40:18Oh!
40:18What are you doing?
40:22You know, I was thinking about asking you out.
40:30The only reason I didn't is because I thought you and Garrett were serious, but...
40:35I guess you know.
40:40Nope.
40:41Definitely not serious.
40:43Cool.
40:45Look, I'm not normally into theater, but...
40:49You know, I'm really glad I came.
40:53Yeah, me too.
40:54Yeah.
41:09If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended.
41:15That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.
41:21And this we...
41:23Hey.
41:25Hey.
41:26That was some show you put on out there.
41:28Very boys gone wild.
41:30Thanks.
41:31Yeah.
41:31I, uh, bet you're happy about this second love potion.
41:35You and Justin, back together?
41:37Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
41:41That's...
41:41That's Shakespeare.
41:42Yeah, I know.
41:43Sorry.
41:44Sorry.
41:46Um, uh, actually, Justin said he wants to ask me out.
41:54Uh, congratulations.
41:55That's, uh...
41:57Yeah, you did it.
42:03Yeah.
42:04Yeah, uh...
42:08So I, I guess this means our deal is...
42:11Officially over?
42:15Right?
42:17Oh, yeah, right.
42:22Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
42:24And I got you the guy.
42:28Hey.
42:30So I want us over there for cut and call.
42:33Ready?
42:35Sure.
42:36Sorry.
42:36Hmm?
42:37Hmm?
42:41Hmm...
42:42Hmm?
42:43Hmm?
42:49Hmm?
42:54Hmm?
42:56Hmm?
43:17You're getting some good power behind the shot.
43:19Still going wide.
43:21Not as long as you keep it in the rink.
43:24Remember Eastwood?
43:25Freshman year?
43:26Yeah.
43:27That wasn't on me.
43:27All right?
43:28Birdie took the shot.
43:29It just deflected off my stick.
43:31And Bragg's teeth.
43:32I bought him a beer.
43:33He's fine.
43:36Hey, sorry I couldn't make the Shakespeare thing.
43:40Yeah, it's okay.
43:42Not eating this much.
43:46So, you and Hannah?
43:50I don't know what I was thinking.
43:53I don't have time for a girlfriend.
43:58Hey, I'm sorry, man.
44:01I know you're really into it.
44:06It's fine.
44:08There's a plan in place for me.
44:11Team captain, Frozen Four, Bruins.
44:14All I gotta do is follow through.
44:15It's a good plan.
44:17People would kill to have that plan.
44:18Right, right.
44:19Exactly.
44:21Hannah was just a distraction.
44:25I mean, sometimes you don't get everything you want.
44:36But you're Garrett Graham, all right?
44:40Things are gonna work out for you.
44:42Okay?
44:42They always do.
44:47Yeah, well, for you too, man.
44:48It's me and you on the Bruins.
44:50That's the dream, right?
44:51Yeah, that's the dream.
44:56Anyway, I was gonna hit up my lungs if you wanted to join.
44:59You look like you could use it.
45:01That's all right.
45:01I'm gonna stay.
45:03Sure.
45:04Yeah.
45:04All right, man.
45:05See you later.
45:06All right, bud.
45:16All right.
45:18Bye.
45:27Bye.
45:28Bye.
45:33Bye.
45:33Bye.
45:37Bye.
45:42Bye.
45:43Bye.
45:49I know. I said I wouldn't call.
45:53And that's how Ellen, the difference between Billy Joe Armstrong and Haley Joel Osment.
45:59Yeah, that's funny.
46:03Hey, Ellen, I'm really glad we got to spend some time together.
46:07Outside of rehearsals.
46:09Yeah, same.
46:13Oh, I fucking love this song.
46:17Why do you love it so much?
46:18Well, I mean, facade is the baseline and the way it interacts with the lead guitar.
46:22No, I'm sorry.
46:25I actually mean, what does it make you feel?
46:29I mean, jealous I didn't write it first.
46:33Why? What does it make you feel?
46:39Nothing.
46:40I mean, they're not for everyone, so...
46:43Yeah.
46:46Hey, this party's kind of dead, right?
46:50Do you want to come back to mine and...
46:52Justin.
46:53Let me guess.
46:54Rain check?
46:58Not quite.
47:15This is Garrett.
47:16No phone's allowed on the ice, so leave a message.
47:38Baby, now that I need you, I can't let you go.
47:43I built my world around you, I need you so.
47:49Baby, even though you don't need me, you don't need me, baby.
47:58Baby, now that I've found you, I can't let you go.
48:03I built my world around you, I need you so.
48:09Baby, even though you don't need me, you don't need me.
48:18Baby, baby, since first we met, I knew in this heart of mine, the love we had could not be
48:31bad.
48:32I played it right, I played it right, and I bide my time.
48:38Spend a lifetime looking for somebody, to give me love like you.
49:01Spend a lifetime looking for somebody, to give me love like you, I can't let you go.
49:14Spend a lifetime looking for somebody, to give me love like you, I can't let you go.
49:39Spend a lifetime looking for somebody, to give me love like you, I can't let you go.
49:40Spend a lifetime looking for somebody, to give me love like you, I can't let you go.
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