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High college students face an unexpected journey when they must navigate two flights of stairs to retrieve their pizza delivery, turning a simple task into a surreal adventure.
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00:00:25To be continued
00:00:32Oh, what?
00:00:33Father, vodka!
00:00:35Jesus!
00:00:38Father, are they here in the place?
00:00:49Fire!
00:00:55Keep moving!
00:01:00Check it, warm it. Now.
00:01:34Sir, we should just hold our ground here. They don't know these woods like we do.
00:01:38Stick to the plan, Evans. A lot of folks are counting on us.
00:01:40Our plan is to run like cowards.
00:01:42It's not cowardly to run if we're leading them away from our families.
00:01:49Stab! Stab!
00:02:01I've got a wife and newborn son just over that hill.
00:02:07What about you, soldier?
00:02:09My mother, sir.
00:02:11Well, the longer we keep them busy, the longer we give our families to find safety.
00:02:17Besides, I don't want those Hessian bastards to meet my son before I do.
00:02:22It's not the best plan, but it's the one we've got.
00:02:39Did we lose him?
00:02:42I don't hear nothing.
00:02:52I'm throwing!
00:03:03I don't know.
00:03:04Push me!
00:03:04Oh shit, push them.
00:03:06No, no!
00:03:08No, no, no...
00:03:11No, no, no, no!
00:03:12Stop, nut!
00:03:12No, no, no!
00:03:28Huh.
00:03:29I'm a pirate.
00:03:29I'm a pirate.
00:03:57We're surrounded.
00:04:01If we can stay hidden until morning when they regroup, we might be able to sneak
00:04:05our way back south through the fog without running into anyone.
00:04:10We can wait until the sun rises tomorrow, we can work in shifts.
00:04:14Can provide ample cover in case we get ambushed.
00:04:16Don't be an idiot, son.
00:04:18I'm not worth all your lives.
00:04:22I'm a ghost already.
00:04:23Leave me.
00:04:25No offense, sir, but if the only way I can get you out of here alive is by dragging you
00:04:28kicking and screaming.
00:04:29By God, that's what I'm going to do.
00:04:31It's not the best plan, but it's the one we've got.
00:04:41No offense, no offense.
00:04:44I can't do it, it's the one we've got to take in.
00:04:50I can't do it, it's the last time I'm in the car.
00:04:53I'm in the car.
00:04:54No offense does not even mean to you.
00:04:54It's the first time I'm in the car.
00:04:55It's the first time we need to do it.
00:04:57I don't know the way I've been doing it as well.
00:04:59And the heat.
00:06:19For my son.
00:06:48Damn it.
00:07:02We need to leave now.
00:07:09Hey, come on, let's go.
00:07:21Let's go.
00:07:34If I had to list my two favorite things about trees.
00:07:38One, the moss always grows on the shady side.
00:07:41That's a pretty cool fact.
00:07:42And two, probably, if you cut a tree open, you can count the tree's rings and see how old they
00:07:48are.
00:07:48Well, it's a good thing you don't have to.
00:07:53What?
00:07:55I was joking.
00:07:56You said if I had to list you things, and I was saying that it's a good thing you don't
00:07:59have to.
00:08:00I'm not gonna make you, like, list things.
00:08:03It was a joke.
00:08:04Are you sure we're not lost?
00:08:06We're not lost.
00:08:06This is the same way you came last time you were up here.
00:08:09No, no, no.
00:08:09That's the beauty of these words.
00:08:11That's what's so great.
00:08:12Every time you come up here, it's completely different.
00:08:14Part of the fun is to make your own path.
00:08:17Think about it this way.
00:08:19We could be standing where no one in the history of time has ever stood.
00:08:22Okay?
00:08:23We're pioneers.
00:08:24Isn't that exciting?
00:08:28We're in the middle of nowhere.
00:08:29Yeah.
00:08:29And you don't know where we're going.
00:08:31Because that, to me, sounds like we're lost.
00:08:33I know where we're going.
00:08:34Oh.
00:08:34Yeah.
00:08:35And where we're going is this way.
00:08:39You point it here, and then you walk that way.
00:08:40Yep.
00:08:41Psyched you out.
00:08:42Okay.
00:09:00Hey!
00:09:03Come on!
00:09:05Woo!
00:09:34Whoa!
00:09:42I guess we're not pioneers after all.
00:09:45Oh, wow.
00:09:48Huh.
00:09:51Wait, don't!
00:09:52What?
00:09:53We don't know who it belongs to.
00:09:55Somebody wrongly dead from the looks of it.
00:09:57Well, somebody might be coming back for it.
00:10:00The long, dead person?
00:10:01It's what I'm afraid of.
00:10:04Look at this.
00:10:05Please!
00:10:06All right.
00:10:07All right.
00:10:09It's just incredible.
00:10:11It's...
00:10:13You know what?
00:10:15I guess I'll do it for the night.
00:10:16I don't know.
00:10:16Here?
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:19Absolutely.
00:10:19Look at this.
00:10:20We got what?
00:10:20We got...
00:10:22Canopies thick enough to block from any more rain.
00:10:25It's relatively bug-free.
00:10:28I don't see any burl holes or nests.
00:10:30This is fantastic.
00:10:31It might be a little rocky, but this is great, right?
00:10:34Come on.
00:10:35Look at this.
00:10:37Huh?
00:10:39Welcome home.
00:10:41I miss toilets.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:43We'll dig you one.
00:10:45Huh?
00:10:46I'll dig you two if you want.
00:10:48Look at this thing.
00:10:49Come on.
00:10:51Come on.
00:10:52Damn it.
00:10:54I'm sure it's fine.
00:10:55No, no.
00:10:55I can do that.
00:10:56I've done this a million times.
00:10:58I just...
00:10:58I feel like the wood is wrong.
00:11:00I just can't get the damn teepee to stand on.
00:11:02Don't worry.
00:11:03Happens to a lot of guys.
00:11:06You're funny.
00:11:07You're funny.
00:11:08You're funny.
00:11:09Ugh.
00:11:11That's dirt.
00:11:12I'm sorry.
00:11:12Did you just get scared by dirt?
00:11:15No.
00:11:15I just, um...
00:11:17I just put my hand on a rock or something.
00:11:22Well...
00:11:23I don't want to freak you out or anything,
00:11:26but there's dirt...
00:11:29everywhere.
00:11:31There's nowhere to run.
00:11:34Stop it.
00:11:35I'm not scared.
00:11:36I'm just so dirty.
00:11:38I know.
00:11:39I'm cold and wet.
00:11:41Hey!
00:11:42That's what you were trying to make this whole time?
00:11:44That's it.
00:11:45Teepee.
00:11:46Nice.
00:11:47A little racially insensitive, calling it that, but...
00:11:49Maybe.
00:11:50But fire.
00:11:51And now we hunt.
00:11:52We?
00:11:53Yeah!
00:11:53How?
00:11:54Okay, well, do you have a gun in here or some words or...
00:11:57Oh, no, no.
00:11:58Where's the fun in that?
00:11:59Come on, come on.
00:12:00We, you know, there's two of us.
00:12:02It's evolution.
00:12:03Come on, we can outsmart the animals.
00:12:06Well...
00:12:06Judgy, from how long it took you to build that,
00:12:08we are gonna be here a while.
00:12:10That's the idea, right?
00:12:25I was like, wait, how do they know everything about me?
00:12:28He told everybody?
00:12:29He told everybody everything.
00:12:31Oh, God.
00:12:32I maybe understand every first day, hey, Mom, I had a good time,
00:12:34but he told, like, the whole knitting group?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:36Oh, ick.
00:12:38So, that was weird.
00:12:39That's not great.
00:12:41All right, let me ask you this.
00:12:42Yeah.
00:12:43What do you think would happen if I left you out here completely alone?
00:12:48Please don't do that.
00:12:49Don't do that.
00:12:52Why did you want to come all the way out here with me, you know?
00:12:53I mean, no offense by this.
00:12:56You seem completely out of your comfort zone.
00:12:59Is my trail mix not rugged enough for you?
00:13:02These little pretzel sticks, they don't impress you.
00:13:05I mean, we barely know each other.
00:13:08I'm not complaining.
00:13:10But, you know, come all the way out here with me.
00:13:14My therapist said...
00:13:17My therapist said that I should break out of my norm.
00:13:22This is me breaking.
00:13:24The trail mix, that's you broadening your horizons?
00:13:27Yeah?
00:13:27One step at a time, yes.
00:13:29All right.
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:31So you don't want any of this?
00:13:32Huh?
00:13:33Huh?
00:13:34Oh.
00:13:35Do you want a piece of this?
00:13:36Do you want a piece of that?
00:13:37It's not so bad.
00:13:40It's actually really bad.
00:13:43Yeah.
00:13:44Do you want some trail mix?
00:13:46I would like some trail mix, yeah.
00:13:48Help yourself.
00:13:50Take a pretzel stick.
00:13:50Thank you very much for keeping me alive.
00:13:54I'm sorry.
00:13:54You just look so rugged with that pretzel stick.
00:14:06You know...
00:14:12It's okay.
00:14:17What is that?
00:14:18I don't know.
00:14:22But...
00:14:22Let's go check it out.
00:14:24Are you crazy?
00:14:25Maybe.
00:14:25Come on.
00:14:26Casey, no.
00:14:27Wait.
00:14:29That's enough.
00:14:30I think we should go back.
00:14:31What?
00:14:32I said I think we should go back.
00:14:50Turn off.
00:14:51I'm sorry.
00:14:52Do me, 받아.
00:14:53Do me feel it?
00:14:54Turn off.
00:14:54I'm trying.
00:14:55I mean...
00:15:01What is this?
00:15:13Oh!
00:15:16Oh!
00:15:24Oh, my God!
00:15:27Hey, hey, hey!
00:15:28Thank you!
00:15:28Oh, Jesus!
00:15:29Okay, come on, come on, come on!
00:15:30I got you, I got you, I got you!
00:15:37Okay, no deal, we're fine.
00:15:39It's not exactly what we planned, but we can make it work.
00:15:41Okay, yep!
00:15:44I...
00:15:45I'm gonna need a lock of your hair.
00:15:47What?!
00:15:48What, are you making a potion?
00:15:49That's funny, you're making jokes.
00:15:51No, uh, it's a scout tourniquet thing, trust me.
00:15:53Okay, yeah, whatever, just do it.
00:15:54Okay, okay, okay.
00:15:56He's back, he's back, he's back!
00:15:58Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
00:15:58Come on, come on, come on!
00:15:59Pretend you're not here, shh, I got this!
00:16:00Come on!
00:16:01Over here!
00:16:04Where there's fire...
00:16:08There's...
00:16:09Memph!
00:16:10Ha ha ha you guys scared me. We thought I thought that you were the scream in the woods with
00:16:16a torch. Torch?
00:16:19We ain't him. We heard screams. Is everything all right? Huh?
00:16:26Yeah, everything's fine. Thanks. Are you out here all by yourself?
00:16:32Yeah, you know I uh
00:16:34I love the wilderness, you know to uh commune with nature. I uh
00:16:40I consider myself a bit of an expert. I think it's a calling you know. I know
00:16:47Like I said we heard screaming just wanted to make sure you were all right
00:16:55Concerned citizens you understand
00:16:58These woods are not safe
00:17:02They've been finding bodies popping up randomly like truffles
00:17:10Takes dogs to find them
00:17:13Okay
00:17:18I'm anderson this is tommy well i'm sorry to make you guys come all the way out here, but um
00:17:23Like I said i'm just kind of
00:17:26Out here in the woods, so
00:17:30Hey
00:17:31Call us the dogs we found ourselves a truffle it's nothing really we appreciate i appreciate it and uh nothing
00:17:38huh
00:17:39Well, it seems like you're nothing is in a bit of pain
00:17:45Let's have a look shall we we shall uh guys wait a second um
00:17:55You okay, sweetie?
00:18:03Is this your handiwork?
00:18:04We got no we we saw something in the woods like a light and we ran and you know she'd
00:18:10tell him charlotte
00:18:12Yeah, he's right
00:18:15Do you have something to address this with?
00:18:17Yeah, i was about to do that when you guys arrived
00:18:23Okay so
00:18:26One two three
00:18:29Hold this down hold it down hold it down hold it down okay you are doing great
00:18:36Oh, what is that?
00:18:38Doesn't matter can't make things worse
00:18:41It's maple syrup a natural antiseptic it'll do in a pinch
00:18:46Why does it look like that?
00:18:48We harvest a very unique strain of maple
00:18:57We're very proud of our product
00:18:59Looks like the weirdest syrup commercial
00:19:04I bet you'll be right as rain in no time
00:19:06Okay, just keep that wrapped i can't stress that enough
00:19:09In my bag would you mind?
00:19:11Sure
00:19:12Right on top
00:19:13This?
00:19:14Yeah
00:19:16Thank you
00:19:21We saw a strange light
00:19:22I wouldn't worry about that
00:19:24And a man
00:19:26I wouldn't worry about him either
00:19:29Well so so it's no worries for for all of us then right so i wouldn't say that
00:19:38You ever heard of that devil's cracking
00:19:48That's because i just made it up
00:19:55Boo
00:19:55Okay
00:19:56Hey why don't you guys stay with us tonight
00:19:58There's plenty of room it's just over the hill
00:20:00That sounds great
00:20:02I don't think that's such a great idea
00:20:04Um i just let a stranger rub weird red goo all over my open wound
00:20:07After being chased by a ghost in the forest
00:20:09Might as well follow them
00:20:11Okay
00:20:11I don't think that's such a great idea
00:20:13We don't know who these guys are
00:20:14And won't because i didn't get
00:20:17We'll get her
00:20:17One two three
00:20:19There you go grab all this stuff
00:20:21I'll just stay with some strangers
00:20:23No nowhere it's fine right?
00:20:25No where it's just
00:20:41Over the house
00:20:45Okay
00:20:46Maybe I might be like a ghost
00:20:50Up here
00:20:54No where it's just
00:20:56I can't be like a ghost
00:21:26What is this place?
00:21:29Huge.
00:22:05Oh, sorry.
00:22:07I didn't mean to interrupt your thing.
00:22:15I know what you're thinking.
00:22:17No, they're not twins.
00:22:21Isn't that strange?
00:22:23That and so many, so many other things.
00:22:26This way.
00:22:52Okay, you'll be staying here tonight.
00:23:06Oh, look, there's a bed.
00:23:11You sound surprised.
00:23:13I'm surprised there's still a ceiling.
00:23:15A bed is a bonus.
00:23:17Oh!
00:23:19You know, many presidents have stayed in this very room.
00:23:24Really?
00:23:24No.
00:23:27This part of the manor hasn't been used in years.
00:23:29Why not?
00:23:30It's haunted.
00:23:31Really?
00:23:31No.
00:23:32Okay.
00:23:33It's just crap.
00:23:36Well.
00:23:40Good night.
00:23:44Well, we'll leave you to it then.
00:23:46Hey, get some rest.
00:23:47Okay, your legs should be better in no time.
00:23:49Just keep it wrapped.
00:23:50I cannot stress that enough.
00:23:51You don't want it to get infected.
00:23:52Okay?
00:23:53Let us know if you need anything.
00:23:54Okay.
00:24:03What is happening?
00:24:06I know.
00:24:07This place is a bit strange.
00:24:09Okay.
00:24:10We're going to wait for them to fall asleep,
00:24:12and then we're going to sneak out.
00:24:13Put your clothes on.
00:24:15Uh, are you crazy?
00:24:16Have you forgotten what we saw out there?
00:24:19It was one of these people.
00:24:21On a midnight stroll,
00:24:23with a big scary torch in the middle of the woods?
00:24:26Yes.
00:24:27Okay, what about the lights?
00:24:29And that sound?
00:24:31Look.
00:24:31I would rather risk my life
00:24:33in an adequate
00:24:34ow, ow, ow, ow,
00:24:36warm, dry bed
00:24:38than spend the night out there
00:24:40with whatever the hell that thing was.
00:24:44Plus,
00:24:45they seem nice enough.
00:24:47Nice enough?
00:24:48They've merely escorted us
00:24:50to their sex castle.
00:24:52Sex castle?
00:24:54Yes.
00:24:54Did you see those weirdos down the hall?
00:24:56That wasn't sex.
00:24:58That's about as far away from sex as it gets.
00:24:59I'm good.
00:25:02Hey.
00:25:04They fixed my leg.
00:25:06They spread maple syrup on you
00:25:08like your French toast.
00:25:09That's not nice.
00:25:09That's breakfast.
00:25:10Oh, God.
00:25:11Breakfast sounds so good right now.
00:25:13Charlotte.
00:25:14Lottie.
00:25:15Lottie, please.
00:25:16This whole trip
00:25:17was about me getting outside
00:25:18of my comfort zone.
00:25:19This is about as far outside
00:25:21of my comfort zone as it gets.
00:25:23Oh.
00:25:35Would you make this work?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:37All right.
00:25:50I just wanted some alone time with you, you know?
00:25:57It doesn't get much more alone than this.
00:26:04In a few days, my leg is going to be healed up and we can head out.
00:26:07It's already feeling a little bit better.
00:26:15A little bit.
00:26:20It's just no fun if you can't run.
00:26:23Well, I'm sorry I ruined your fun.
00:26:28Oh.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:32Please.
00:26:41Are you awake?
00:26:45No.
00:26:50I can't stop thinking about that incredible fire you made today.
00:26:58I got it going, didn't I?
00:27:00Yeah, eventually.
00:27:01I got it going.
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:03Yeah.
00:27:03I'm so proud of you.
00:27:06Ow!
00:27:07Ow!
00:27:09You're hitting an envelope.
00:27:11Don't you feel terrible about that?
00:27:12I do.
00:27:14Oh, you're so sorry.
00:27:16Terrible.
00:27:17Not really bad it.
00:27:18Yeah.
00:27:37Bye.
00:27:38Bye-bye.
00:27:39Bye-bye.
00:27:46what are you doing why are you weird it's morning yeah Tommy good morning I
00:27:57trust you slept well sure yeah come in uh let's see what we got here huh oh don't
00:28:08worry it's just the syrup it can be deceiving looks great look what I found perfect where'd
00:28:25you find this apparently we have a cane closet do we now canes and walkers and even a wheelchair
00:28:36huh a one-stop geriatric shop thank you how about we give you two a tour of our facilities hmm
00:28:47uh no I
00:28:49I think that's all right we were probably just gonna rest for the day I think she needs to
00:28:52nonsense he'll come on get up wait wait wait wait wait wait wait oh yeah okay I can do this
00:29:01a tour it is then
00:29:08perfect after you
00:29:13no actually okay oh sorry no this way Charlotte
00:29:28don't mind him just means he likes you oh god it means he really really really likes me
00:29:35I'll see you when I give you some privacy thank you
00:30:12the manor's been here for over a hundred years before that there was a cabin before that a tent
00:30:21we have a small cannery on site we'll take you there next there's a pool though not the swimming kind
00:30:28uh let me think the trees are so pretty aren't they they're special I like to think we're special too
00:30:38I
00:30:40honestly can't imagine where I'd be today without this place and these people I know where I'd be
00:30:47six feet under Wilder saved my life he saved all of our lives Wilder you'll meet him tonight
00:30:57what is uh what is this I don't know
00:31:11I want next
00:31:16cannery's this one what do you say yeah you want next nope I'm good
00:31:29we have over 50,000 trees tapped all around the manor and all the sap ends up right in this
00:31:37room
00:31:40Irma
00:31:44and this is the end of the line all the syrup is bottled right here
00:31:48and it comes out of the trees red it did yeah um they've been losing color slowly over the last
00:31:58few years but what you put on my leg uh my own personal supply you know for special occasions
00:32:10what are you knitting who cares
00:32:16things weren't always this modest
00:32:19membership has been dwindling the manor used to be a happening place you couldn't go
00:32:2410 feet without bumping into another member
00:32:28it was a community now it's just this
00:32:36people lose faith so easily these days
00:32:40I don't understand why didn't you just uh diet red
00:32:53whoa beep beep there fella you're squishing my loafers oh I'm so sorry sir
00:32:58yeah pop on up now timmy are these our guests uh yes yes sir uh this is casey and lottie
00:33:05which
00:33:05was which well this is casey i knew a girl named casey once darndest thing right now i wanted to
00:33:15talk to her couldn't talk to her though i felt like it was a trap you know what i mean
00:33:18like where
00:33:18are the cameras you know yeah well this is casey casey it is a real pleasure to meet you sir
00:33:27very good you ever heard of reverse osmosis it is the trippiest thing i tell you what and this
00:33:33is lottie it's fine did he call you timmy it's close enough timmy's a it's a good name
00:33:44is it okay i'll be right back okay so this here machine inside this we've got sir take a look
00:33:54at it
00:33:54hey you need to get out of here what you need to get far away from him wilder no no
00:34:08him
00:34:11get that out casey yeah what who dat it's charlotte lottie sorry whatever bring her along
00:34:21irma
00:34:24still breathing huh damn you're a medical marvel you be sure to let me know when you die all right
00:34:33yeah all right well we've been invited to dinner great i'll get my fancy dress we'll supply your
00:34:46clothes for tonight you both came on a very special day you hear that we're uh we're special
00:35:07so
00:35:29Come on, I don't want to go in alone.
00:35:31I can't believe you aren't wearing what they gave you.
00:35:33I can't believe you are.
00:35:38I look like an idiot.
00:35:41You can't blame the clothes for that.
00:35:43You're just playing with the cards you were dealt.
00:35:47I stick out like a sore thumb.
00:35:49Well, man up.
00:35:50Let's go.
00:35:54There we go.
00:36:07Hello.
00:36:10Do you want, uh, donations?
00:36:23No, uh, I don't know what this is.
00:36:25Oh, God.
00:36:40Over here.
00:36:43Hello.
00:36:44Sorry.
00:37:05It's a nice outfit.
00:37:07Yeah.
00:37:14That's my cue.
00:37:28Well, I think they're gonna eat us.
00:37:30Oh, they're fine.
00:37:31They're just quirky.
00:37:39Praise be to us, the blessed few who bear witness to the human embodiment of the Creator.
00:37:45Praise be to Wilder.
00:37:48Oh, no.
00:37:51It's a cult.
00:37:52They're gonna eat us.
00:37:53We sacrifice for the man that saved us.
00:37:56He gifts us with life, and we respond with everlasting love and devotion.
00:38:02Everlasting love and devotion.
00:38:07No?
00:38:29Well, that was fun, huh?
00:38:33Good job, guy.
00:38:35There you go.
00:38:38Hey, it's Casey and the other one.
00:38:41Uh, uh, Lottie.
00:38:42Well, thanks a lot.
00:38:48I like that suit, bud.
00:38:50Looks sharp.
00:38:51Uh, thanks.
00:38:53Huh?
00:38:53What was that?
00:38:54Uh, I said thanks.
00:38:56I'm sorry.
00:38:57I didn't get that.
00:38:57Hey, hey, Peach Fuzz.
00:38:59Come here.
00:39:08Here.
00:39:10Oh!
00:39:11Okay.
00:39:17I told him you'd be happier sans pants.
00:39:21Uh, I didn't say that.
00:39:23What was that?
00:39:24He did.
00:39:25Hey, Peach Fuzz.
00:39:26Come on back.
00:39:27It's, uh, it's not important.
00:39:29All right.
00:39:31Dinner is served!
00:39:49Oh, yes.
00:39:50Many, many times, yes.
00:39:55Really?
00:39:56Really?
00:40:00Really?
00:40:03There we go.
00:40:05There we go.
00:40:15No.
00:40:16You don't have to tip.
00:40:17I'll tip.
00:40:18I'll be the one who tips.
00:40:19All right.
00:40:22So you said, you said Wilder saved your life.
00:40:26Ah, y-yes.
00:40:28Uh, my grandfather brought me here when I was a child.
00:40:33I was very sick.
00:40:36The doctor said I had a month.
00:40:38Maybe two.
00:40:41Wilder's father took us in.
00:40:44His father?
00:40:46Oh, uh, yeah.
00:40:47This place has been in the family for generations.
00:40:52I'd do anything for them.
00:40:56All of us would.
00:41:01I mean, yeah.
00:41:03You know, you can call it herbal medicine if it makes it more palatable, but...
00:41:09I call it a miracle.
00:41:12It started my grandfather.
00:41:15Dad?
00:41:18We lost him in the woods.
00:41:23To that thing out there?
00:41:26Ant!
00:41:27Damn ants.
00:41:31It's the problem with being in the sugar business.
00:41:34It's not just human beings that want to taste.
00:41:42Anywho, begin the ritual.
00:41:46Here.
00:42:08Isn't he cute?
00:42:14Ladies and gentlemen, this is Herschel.
00:42:18Because Herschel has been imbibing our crimson syrup for so long, he's lived to be 13 years old.
00:42:25It's his birthday today!
00:42:28Isn't that glorious?
00:42:32That's right!
00:42:33Congratulations, little buddy!
00:42:36Now, Herschel was a gift from my accountant, Terry.
00:42:40Y'all remember Terry?
00:42:41Show of hands.
00:42:42Yeah?
00:42:42Right?
00:42:43All right.
00:42:43Good.
00:42:43Nice.
00:42:44Nice.
00:42:44Now, because Terry is of the Jewish persuasion, I thought it would be good to give old Herschel
00:42:50people here.
00:42:50A bar mitzvah!
00:42:52You hear that, buddy?
00:42:53You're a man today!
00:42:54That's right!
00:42:54Now break the glass!
00:42:57Break it.
00:42:57You just peck at it.
00:42:58You got that big old beak.
00:43:00You just peck it.
00:43:01That's for weddings.
00:43:02Peck it.
00:43:03I said peck it.
00:43:04Oh, that was closer!
00:43:05Now do it again.
00:43:06Is it weird that there's a chicken and we're eating chicken?
00:43:10Peck it.
00:43:10Peck it.
00:43:11Peck it.
00:43:12Peck it.
00:43:12Peck it.
00:43:13Peck it.
00:43:13Peck it.
00:43:14Peck it.
00:43:14I feel like you're just resisting here.
00:43:18Anyway, we need to get serious for a moment.
00:43:21Ladies and gentlemen, times are a bit tough.
00:43:26People are leaving.
00:43:28Shifts are being extended.
00:43:30It's enough to shake a person's face.
00:43:34Our maple syrup may have lost its crimson hue and its regenerative properties,
00:43:40but that does not mean that we can lose our focus.
00:43:46It's like my father always said.
00:43:50It only takes one person.
00:43:55Now I'm looking at you, Irma.
00:43:56You fasty little minks.
00:44:02Anyway, so I think you deserve a reward for all your hard work.
00:44:10Tonight, I want to give to you the last of my personal supply of pure crimson syrup.
00:44:22Consider it an act of faith.
00:44:26It only takes one person.
00:44:38The man knows how to give a speech, huh?
00:44:40Hmm.
00:44:45I shouldn't.
00:44:47Oh, don't be shy, eat up.
00:44:49I'm, I can't.
00:44:51I'm diabetic.
00:44:52Whoa, can't you take a pill?
00:44:55It's a bit more complicated than that.
00:44:56Freckles, give her a pill.
00:45:20You don't think this is like a Jonestown thing and everyone's gonna drop dead from eating poison?
00:45:25Really?
00:45:28Do you think this will?
00:45:29I don't know.
00:45:34Where is everyone?
00:45:35What's happening?
00:45:36It's fine, it's fine.
00:45:37Come this way.
00:45:38Okay.
00:45:38It just means dinner's over.
00:45:41I'm gonna walk.
00:45:42I'm gonna walk.
00:45:44Charlotte?
00:45:47Oh.
00:45:49Oh.
00:45:51Oh.
00:45:52Oh.
00:45:52Oh, water.
00:46:01All right.
00:46:06Good night, you two.
00:46:09I could outrun you.
00:46:12If I wanted to.
00:46:15I can definitely outrun you.
00:46:17It's part of the fun.
00:46:18It's catching them.
00:46:20What?
00:46:22Who's them?
00:46:24Oh.
00:46:25Other girls.
00:46:27Is this from some movie?
00:46:29You're from some movie.
00:46:31You're so drunk.
00:46:33You're just another body in the woods.
00:46:42You scared me, guy?
00:46:43Guy?
00:46:44Guy?
00:46:45Guy?
00:46:46You best put him to bed.
00:46:48That's the plan.
00:46:49You get to feel the plan.
00:47:07You get to find people.
00:47:15What?
00:47:18You're such a push for them, man.
00:47:22He's here.
00:47:24He is one of them.
00:47:25We're not safe here.
00:47:29I'm not safe here.
00:47:51I'm not safe here.
00:48:49I'm not safe here.
00:48:49I'm not safe here.
00:49:19I'm not safe here.
00:50:07I'm not safe here.
00:50:19I grabbed it for, you know, protection.
00:50:21What? Cut them into a hundred pieces?
00:50:23Maybe.
00:50:25Says the guy who can barely make a campfire and really can't handle his liquor.
00:50:30You don't know what I'm capable of.
00:50:31Trust me.
00:50:32I don't think I do anymore.
00:50:34Good.
00:50:36Good? Why are you acting like this?
00:50:38See, that's the thing. I'm tired of acting.
00:50:40I don't want to do that anymore.
00:50:41Okay.
00:50:44Wilder would like to see you.
00:50:46I think we'll probably pass.
00:50:49No passes. Mandatory.
00:50:52I'm actually not feeling very well at the moment.
00:50:54I think I'm just going to stay in and rest instead if that's alright.
00:50:56Yeah, that's okay, sweetie.
00:50:59Didn't you just say again?
00:51:00Mandatory. For you.
00:51:08Okay.
00:51:09Okay.
00:51:15What a gentleman.
00:51:28Doug, you know for a fact that's not true.
00:51:34Don't twist the truth just because you're scared.
00:51:38It's a slump.
00:51:42Who saved your kid when he was in the hospital?
00:51:46Fine, the doctors helped, but...
00:51:50I want you to think long and hard about this.
00:51:55Maybe some time will help to jog your memory.
00:52:03I do hate when you do someone a favor and then they lie to you.
00:52:09That ever happen to you, pal?
00:52:12Uh...
00:52:13I don't know.
00:52:15Thanks for stopping by.
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:19I lie.
00:52:20I do not like liars.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:25Sorry to interrupt.
00:52:27The man with the chainsaw is back.
00:52:29Again?
00:52:31He says he has a permit this time.
00:52:34All right.
00:52:36Hey, you're gonna help fix those doggone leaks today, right pal?
00:52:47All right, let's take a walk.
00:53:03I didn't mean to frighten you.
00:53:05That's what everyone in this place seems to do best.
00:53:08Are you going somewhere?
00:53:12Um...
00:53:13How about we head to my office and take a look at that leg of yours, huh?
00:53:19Trust me.
00:53:29So how'd you and girl Casey meet?
00:53:32Uh...
00:53:33A, uh, dating app.
00:53:34An app?
00:53:35Geez.
00:53:36What do they think of next?
00:53:38I like my phones the way I like my magazines.
00:53:42Wired!
00:53:49You ever read Little Red Riding Hood?
00:53:52Uh, sure.
00:53:53You know, it always comes to mind whenever I see two people, you know, like you and the girl and
00:53:58yourselves, out here alone in the woods.
00:54:01A wolf can fool people, right?
00:54:04Especially when they're hoping for love, things like that.
00:54:07Make them not realize that their grandmother has turned into some kind of furry dog-like creature.
00:54:12Now, hell, I have seen some very interesting old people in my time.
00:54:17They usually look something like an old bag of potatoes.
00:54:20Never have I ever seen an old person that looks like a fuzzy dog-like creature.
00:54:24Do you know what I mean?
00:54:26Uh, yeah.
00:54:29I'm not a wolf.
00:54:31I wanna make sure that's clear.
00:54:35What about you, champ?
00:54:46This is your office?
00:54:50I love the fall.
00:54:53I really do.
00:54:55I love the change.
00:54:59You know, people say the colors are the result of the leaves dying and falling away.
00:55:05I like to believe the leaves were always this color.
00:55:09But it isn't until they're dying that they feel confident enough to drop the green facade and become this.
00:55:19Sometimes green leaves are just green.
00:55:22It's true.
00:55:24But you never know until the fall.
00:55:45The question I keep asking myself, why would you bring her out here of all places?
00:55:52Well, I like the wilderness.
00:55:53It's commune with nature.
00:55:56I consider myself a bit of an expert.
00:55:58You know?
00:55:58I think it's my goal.
00:56:00You see, that's funny.
00:56:02How's that?
00:56:03That's just some of the things you were saying last night.
00:56:05They got me thinking.
00:56:10Look, I was a little drunk, but that was a private conversation.
00:56:15There's no such thing as privacy when you're shouting in the middle of the night, fella.
00:56:48I happen to know that several bodies have been found recently.
00:56:53Girls.
00:56:55Not too dissimilar from your girl back at the manor.
00:57:00Now that is not to say that women cannot handle themselves out here.
00:57:04It's just that these ladies in particular apparently had a look about them.
00:57:09You know what I mean?
00:57:11Like, like out of place.
00:57:13Like a deer in the big city.
00:57:16And that makes me think there's a wolf amongst us.
00:57:20And I tell you what.
00:57:21If I'm the huntsman, I will have zero compunction about walking up to that wolf, slicing him open, and set
00:57:30Little Red Rodin Hood free.
00:57:36Hey!
00:57:38What big eyes you have?
00:57:41Howl!
00:57:47What does this mean?
00:57:49Well, it means if you really are trying to get as far away from this place as you can, now
00:57:55you have a fighting chance.
00:58:23Well done, and then, I could apologize.
00:58:26Wait.
00:58:40Hey! Hello? Hey!
00:58:50Anderson! Oh! Okay, stay with me, stay with me.
00:58:54Don't you stand there, help him! There's none left.
00:58:57What are you saying? The crimson syrup will use the reserves at the feast.
00:59:04Okay, stay with him. Stay with him.
00:59:30Found the first aid kit.
00:59:31For his leg. Then we have to force the bone back in.
00:59:34No.
00:59:36Come on.
01:00:16No, no, no, no.
01:00:30You missing something?
01:00:35So am I.
01:00:43What is this?
01:00:46Is this my hair?
01:00:48No, what are you...
01:00:49Are you stupid? No, those things take forever to make.
01:00:52Come on.
01:00:54This is, uh...
01:00:56This is your hair.
01:00:59Then whose is this?
01:01:04The other girls.
01:01:08Who are you?
01:01:10Apparently a wolf.
01:01:17Where's my insulin?
01:01:18What are you gonna do with that, huh?
01:01:20What are you gonna do? Are you gonna give me tetanus?
01:01:23Give me my insulin now.
01:01:26Come on, Charlotte, give me the knife.
01:01:30Lottie.
01:01:34You're gonna run now.
01:01:36Like it's your idea?
01:01:37Yep.
01:01:38All right, yeah.
01:01:53All right, yeah.
01:02:01I'm gonna run now.
01:02:02You're gonna run now.
01:02:02And you're gonna run.
01:02:02No, no, no, no.
01:02:07Are you still following me?
01:02:11Yeah!
01:02:12Damn it!
01:02:13You know...
01:02:16This is why I brought you up here in the first place.
01:02:18So you're doing me a favor, eh?
01:02:22Isn't it exciting?
01:02:24Please. I've seen you make a campfire.
01:02:27I can't with a fire.
01:02:29I've done this dance a million times, Charlotte.
01:02:33I know your type.
01:02:36Running's always funny to me. You know why?
01:02:41You can't run forever.
01:02:45I only need a few more seconds.
01:02:49All I need is to run just a couple seconds longer than you.
01:02:53And something tells me it's not going to be much of a challenge.
01:03:24You know...
01:03:27I think your therapist would be proud of me.
01:03:30So you're definitely outside of your comfort zone.
01:03:33Get...
01:03:36Hey, what? You need help here.
01:03:38What?
01:03:40What the hell is going on?
01:03:53Oh, holy mackerel.
01:03:55She did a number on you, fella.
01:03:58Oh, god.
01:04:00Oh, god.
01:04:01Oh, god.
01:04:01Oh, god.
01:04:04I don't know.
01:04:35I don't know.
01:05:07I don't know.
01:05:08I don't know.
01:05:10I don't know.
01:05:11I don't know.
01:05:11Well, Luku's finally awake.
01:05:16Thought we lost you.
01:05:17A few times.
01:05:20I was coming to see you to bring you a gift.
01:05:24This gift.
01:05:28You're welcome.
01:05:32Hey, why don't you come in?
01:05:33I don't know.
01:05:35I don't know.
01:05:57What happened to me?
01:06:02Well, Wilder found you in the woods.
01:06:04A little worse for the wear.
01:06:06We brought you back and fixed you up and look at you.
01:06:11Right as rain.
01:06:18Looks like you owe him your life now too.
01:06:23You're one of us.
01:06:35No, no, no, no, no.
01:06:40Where's Casey?
01:06:43Where's Casey?
01:06:44I know.
01:06:48Praise be to us, the blessed few who bear witness to the human embodiment of the Creator.
01:06:57Praise be to Wilder.
01:07:00We sacrifice for the man that saves us.
01:07:03He gives us with life and we respond with everlasting love and devotion.
01:07:09Everlasting love and devotion.
01:07:24Thank you, everybody.
01:07:27Thank you so much.
01:07:29Oh, man.
01:07:29Isn't this just fantastic?
01:07:31Yes.
01:07:33Oh, it's a great day.
01:07:35It's a great day to be alive.
01:07:37I mean, just look at that weather out there, right?
01:07:39It can't get any better than that.
01:07:42Ladies and gentlemen, our prayers happen answers.
01:07:53This pure crimson maple syrup, the first after decades of struggle.
01:08:02With it, we are revived.
01:08:06With it, we are healed.
01:08:10With it, we are healed.
01:08:13Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:16Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:19Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:24However, this gift is due in some part to that fine young lady in the back.
01:08:31Let's give it up for her!
01:08:32There we go!
01:08:34Don't be shy.
01:08:36Don't be invisible now.
01:08:43Humility is a virtue.
01:08:45Let's give this party, guys!
01:08:48Yeah!
01:08:50Yeah!
01:08:51Yeah!
01:08:53Yeah!
01:08:54Yeah!
01:08:56Woo!
01:08:57Woo!
01:08:58Woo!
01:08:59Woo!
01:09:00Woo!
01:09:01Woo!
01:09:01Woo!
01:09:03Woo!
01:09:03Woo!
01:09:04Woo!
01:09:07Woo!
01:09:07Woo!
01:09:09Woo!
01:09:10Woo!
01:09:13Woo!
01:09:13Woo!
01:09:15Woo!
01:09:21Woo!
01:09:23Woo!
01:09:25Woo!
01:09:26Woo!
01:09:26Woo!
01:09:27Woo!
01:09:29Woo!
01:09:30Woo!
01:09:30Woo!
01:09:31Woo!
01:09:32Woo!
01:09:33Woo!
01:09:34Woo!
01:09:35Woo!
01:09:35Woo!
01:09:36Woo!
01:09:37Woo! Woo!
01:09:52I'm doing this?
01:09:58I'm doing this.
01:10:01Okay.
01:10:21I'm doing this.
01:10:59I'm doing this.
01:11:07I'm doing this.
01:11:11This is stupid.
01:11:28Casey?
01:11:40Casey?
01:11:41Casey?
01:11:42Oh, Jesus.
01:11:55You decent?
01:11:57What is this place?
01:11:59Whoa.
01:12:00Hold on there, champ.
01:12:02What is it?
01:12:04It's a graveyard.
01:12:07It's not what it looks like.
01:12:08That you kill people and hide their bodies down here? Because that's what it looks like.
01:12:11I haven't killed anyone.
01:12:13I haven't killed anyone.
01:12:39That hurts.
01:12:40We would have been out of this mess months ago, but that would have been unethical.
01:12:46Unethical?
01:12:49Look at these bodies!
01:12:50These are volunteers.
01:12:54These are volunteers.
01:12:55This is my family for Christ's sake.
01:12:56You can trace my entire genealogical history from my father all the way back to the beginning.
01:13:07They say his son spent his whole life looking for him.
01:13:13For my son.
01:13:16And eventually he found it.
01:13:20Twined in the roots of this tree.
01:13:24This whole place, everything that we've built, is sons trying to do right by their dad.
01:13:32With your help, I finally have.
01:13:35Now, you'd think there'd be a better way to make a dead man proud of you than bottling the sap
01:13:41taken from a tree that's devoured his corpse.
01:13:45But honestly, I can't think of one.
01:13:47And it's so good on pancakes.
01:13:49This is demented.
01:13:52It used to be.
01:13:54When one of our people died, they were placed down here.
01:13:58They became part of our legacy.
01:14:00And then medicine became a thing.
01:14:02Oh God, there's more.
01:14:03That's a real pain in the ass.
01:14:05You know, Irma?
01:14:06I've been waiting for that melted candle to die for over a decade.
01:14:10She is so old.
01:14:13How old is she?
01:14:15She is so old.
01:14:17She doesn't even remember her own age.
01:14:20And she just sits there.
01:14:21Knitting.
01:14:22Would you call that living?
01:14:24I don't.
01:14:24Whatever.
01:14:25Anyway.
01:14:27The point is, Irma won't die.
01:14:30People should be praying to her.
01:14:32Eh?
01:14:35So what now?
01:14:36You kill me?
01:14:38No.
01:14:39We just go on living.
01:14:41We're doing good here.
01:14:44You're a part of this now, Charlotte.
01:14:48Think I'm better off in the woods.
01:14:50Alone.
01:14:52But if this awful trip has taught me anything, it's that people, people are not so great.
01:14:59What?
01:14:59You're gonna run away?
01:15:01Do you, do we even know how to navigate up there?
01:15:04I'll take my chances.
01:15:05Yes.
01:15:09All right, all right.
01:15:11There are two ways this could go.
01:15:12All right.
01:15:13First, you could live with us and have a happy life.
01:15:17Or you could go up into the woods, get lost, die alone.
01:15:23Either way, eventually, you end up down there.
01:15:28So for me, it's a win-win.
01:15:32There's a third option.
01:15:35I slit your throat and give your trees a fresh meal.
01:15:39How's that sound?
01:15:40Honestly, not a fan.
01:15:43Because I'm the killer here.
01:15:45Remember?
01:15:47Don't pretend that you know me because I slept in your house and I ate your shit food.
01:15:52I'm starting to think that I don't even know myself anymore.
01:15:55So let's find out who I am, yeah?
01:15:57No, I'm good.
01:15:58Then you go over there and you sit and you, you stay.
01:16:03Fine.
01:16:08Good talk.
01:16:19Good talk.
01:16:43Good talk.
01:16:46Good good.
01:16:48Good talk.
01:16:50Good.
01:17:09sulla
01:17:09ì œê°€
01:17:12Oh, my God.
01:18:06What can I get you, sweetie?
01:18:10Pancakes.
01:18:59What can I get you, sweetie?
01:19:09What can I get you, sweetie?
01:19:24What can I get you, sweetie?
01:19:32What can I get you, sweetie?
01:20:02What can I get you, sweetie?
01:20:49What can I get you, sweetie?
01:20:49What can I get you, sweetie?
01:21:09What can I get you, sweetie?
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